MIKE YARD - "Real Talk about Women" @Stand Up for Haiti

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  • @BLACKSENSUALITY
    @BLACKSENSUALITY 9 років тому +134

    This crazy ass man is hidamnlarious. I have watched 5-6 clips of him & each one is funnier than the last one

    • @VS9050909
      @VS9050909 5 років тому +1

      I totally agree. Dave Chappelle or Kevin Hart should have him as one of their opening acts for all of 2020.

  • @heirking3451
    @heirking3451 9 років тому +27

    Saw a clip on Terrorist don't hijack Jamaica & African airline and I have watched 8 clips ! Seriously He is saying some serious Matrimonial responsible grown man stuff in a humorous way.

  • @Gothamauto
    @Gothamauto 7 років тому +37

    I just tonight discovered there is such a comedian as Mike Yard, watched 5 or 6 clips, got impressed and THEN watched this one. So, my admittedly ignorant take is that Mike Yard is looser, smoother, more fluid and funnier in front of this crowd. His material is deeper and more solid than shit like "what if the President was Jamaican," and he speaks THE TRUTH. It may be funny as hell, but it's also scary as hell because we've been there, we've seen the elephant as they say. Mike Yard the man is not afraid of the elephant, and since his comedy is an extension of his personality, he is casual as all hell with the subject, and is even prepared to banter with the audience! I wish I'd been here five years ago, I might even have my head on straight by now.

    • @bibaolaitan5189
      @bibaolaitan5189 5 років тому +1

      That Jamaican president was actually better... the women joke is getting old and boring..

  • @luckyyu2004
    @luckyyu2004 4 роки тому +4

    Played this 10 times....it is so goood hahah

  • @silkrose9237
    @silkrose9237 4 роки тому +5

    I just discovered him today.
    Never in my life have I paused a UA-cam video to laugh so hard.
    I am not married (yet), but how he described women winning arguments is so true, and yes, I’m the one who would bring things up from the past, shamelessly.

  • @BlaccEagle
    @BlaccEagle 10 років тому +9

    I saw Mike Yard at the Comedy Cellar 2 weeks ago, i cried laughing he was so good. Talking about his Netflix account, women and paying bills gave me stomach ache and tears.

  • @niuginiice5618
    @niuginiice5618 6 років тому +3

    I'm sorry you had to fuck the mail man!!lmfao😂😂😂.love this dude.

  • @therealgreat9735
    @therealgreat9735 6 років тому +5

    This is one of the greatest comedians Eva! Love u plenty from Nigeria.

  • @NearlyNativeNursery
    @NearlyNativeNursery 4 роки тому +2

    I like mike yards real man truth telling the difference between men and women. He hilarious.

  • @johndev9286
    @johndev9286 4 роки тому +3

    Brilliant understanding of the situation naturally women weren't feeling getting called out

  • @Woompawoompa
    @Woompawoompa 3 роки тому +4

    Love this guy, feels like a true successor of Patrice O'Neal, really on point and knows how to talk to an audience

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan 7 років тому +16

    "cause she was smokin"...
    That one slid right by 'em.

    • @quad7375
      @quad7375 3 роки тому

      i was HURTING bruh that was hilariouos

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere 2 роки тому

    “Point, click saaaaaave.” 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @deed5049
    @deed5049 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂"Frank? Noo its Peaches."😂😂😂😂

  • @youtubeperson9365
    @youtubeperson9365 3 роки тому +1

    The crowd was awesome there just wasn't that many people. And Mike Yard was perfect this is some of the best stand up I've ever seen

  • @raycologne510
    @raycologne510 5 років тому +19

    How bad was she burned? We talking Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?

  • @mshalls7614
    @mshalls7614 6 років тому +4

    "I don't hang around burn units, that's not my pick up spot." I'm dying

  • @Chaechaos
    @Chaechaos 7 років тому +25

    this reminds me of Kevin Harts "What Now" smh..... but this is 2012. interesting. very interesting

  • @BitsyBanger
    @BitsyBanger 9 років тому +3

    Poor Mike, that heckler!!!

  • @cawley345
    @cawley345 11 років тому +16

    Women bring up the past to win arguments

  • @MindBat
    @MindBat 7 років тому +1

    "I'm just lettin' you know I'm haulin' ass."

  • @koold33
    @koold33 11 років тому +36

    i heard some of Patrice Oneal material in this...

    • @castily
      @castily 6 років тому +4

      koold33 word!!! he can at least give him a shout out

    • @melissabrown3743
      @melissabrown3743 4 роки тому +6

      Yard's delivery is better.

    • @koold33
      @koold33 4 роки тому +4

      @@melissabrown3743 impossible

    • @badgerboyxd
      @badgerboyxd 4 роки тому +2

      made me go right to the comments

    • @janjoson3843
      @janjoson3843 3 роки тому +4

      Word Pat oneal is prolific on the realness of comedy.

  • @AmbassadorJayGreen
    @AmbassadorJayGreen 9 років тому +13

    This dude is hilarious

  • @imisleek
    @imisleek 6 років тому +8

    Its like Hannibal Buress watched a Patrice Oneal special

    • @KushCalrissian
      @KushCalrissian 5 років тому +2

      Bruh thank you i was just about to say that. He stole the" vagina powers" bit from the goat patrice.

  • @transplantclub
    @transplantclub 9 років тому +2

    00:12 --- starting to love Mike Yard. Go, brother, go. Keep up the good work. Signed a New Fan.

  • @11219tt
    @11219tt 7 років тому +5

    Audience needs to wake up. He’s really good.

  • @1baddd1
    @1baddd1 11 років тому +2

    Yes about EVERYTHING file it away and unleash that shit when necessary

  • @bdixie3290
    @bdixie3290 11 років тому +20

    patrice o'neal writes material for other comedians btw.he's done stuff for chris rock etc.

    • @shaspearman8647
      @shaspearman8647 6 років тому +3

      No one owns life. These issues belong to many people. He is telling the jokes because its relatable. Hundreds of comedians and friend groups speak on this and Patrice Oneal didnt have to write it for them

    • @joeytaylor718
      @joeytaylor718 4 роки тому +3

      @@shaspearman8647 No fool he literally said one of Patrice's bits word for word lol...

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 4 роки тому

      @@joeytaylor718 you realize this stand up is at least 8 years old.

    • @joeytaylor718
      @joeytaylor718 4 роки тому

      @@MrSidney9 You realize you completely misunderstood what i typed? Read carefully next time...

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 3 роки тому

      @@joeytaylor718 naw

  • @YoungnHostile
    @YoungnHostile 11 років тому +3

    Lit the cigarette twice but didn't take a single pull until 07:01 I was going crazy waiting for it

  • @slimmaz1919
    @slimmaz1919 10 років тому +4

    im gonna ask that burnt question...lol

  • @ClarenceDass
    @ClarenceDass 7 років тому +1

    haha that clothing/ getting dressed thing... I know what that's like

  • @AnnaMaeBullock
    @AnnaMaeBullock 6 років тому +3

    He looks and sounds like Matthew Knowles.

  • @cassidydonshae398
    @cassidydonshae398 4 роки тому +1

    Underrated….

  • @michaelstillings5224
    @michaelstillings5224 7 років тому +1

    If your girl ask you some shit like the if I got question, flip it on her. Ask her, the same thing.

  • @kimonehood3086
    @kimonehood3086 11 років тому +6

    Watch his "Can't Hijack Air Jamaica" clip.

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk 6 років тому

      Kimone Hood Hilarious!!! Even if you're not Jamaican

  • @ketolifestyle68
    @ketolifestyle68 4 роки тому

    its true females are just out there with their questions for men....

  • @Agentchow99
    @Agentchow99 7 років тому +10

    Why the fuck does the women in the crowd have to talk, I came and people came to hear Mike Yard go through his skit, not to hear some random person talk.

  • @playtimewithemihle2544
    @playtimewithemihle2544 5 років тому +1

    Like I never understood why my woman always say" what do you mean!!??"

  • @YoungnHostile
    @YoungnHostile 11 років тому

    It went out again!!!

  • @orawal
    @orawal 10 років тому +6

    LMAO!!!!

  • @missayawk
    @missayawk 6 років тому

    I was reminiscing about the same thing the other day.Thinking about past vaginas.

  • @bdixie3290
    @bdixie3290 11 років тому +4

    but u left me in dr back in 96 lmao

  • @cynthiathomas404
    @cynthiathomas404 3 роки тому

    Puff that cigarette already

  • @denja44
    @denja44 4 роки тому

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @keithrogers1433
    @keithrogers1433 5 років тому +1

    I wonder what woman hurt..she a b... But thanks to her for helping produce this gold(silver at least)

  • @1baddd1
    @1baddd1 11 років тому

    Oh My GOD!!!! damn I do that..lmao u wearing that??

  • @no.1_2u32
    @no.1_2u32 4 роки тому

    Rough crowd lmao

  • @ForeignFlexTv
    @ForeignFlexTv 7 років тому +9

    Damn funny, but this is Patrice O'Neal philosophy.

    • @bvdo386
      @bvdo386 6 років тому +2

      Sure influenced by Patrice. But Patrice was influenced by comedians before him

  • @truckerbere8726
    @truckerbere8726 6 років тому +2

    Stole that virginas activate joke.lil patrice oneals everywhere

  • @mx8290
    @mx8290 7 років тому +9

    Lol... Mike Yard, u r ssso wrong 4 dis!... FUNNY as hell tho - 6 months later; "don't tell me to take a breath" Peace :-)

  • @palmtrees5459
    @palmtrees5459 5 років тому +4

    Damn so we just gon pretend you didn’t just tell a Patrice joke 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @joeytaylor718
      @joeytaylor718 4 роки тому +2

      Patrice Ghost wrote for niggas too

  • @cynthiaurias6377
    @cynthiaurias6377 9 років тому +1

    unfortunately true... lol

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Рік тому

    Lmfao...

  • @colette2345
    @colette2345 10 років тому +3

    Is he smoking indoors? Must be in Hati. You can't smoke indoors anywhere in CA.

    • @KaElSah
      @KaElSah 10 років тому +4

      Not in NYC either.

    • @strider1870
      @strider1870 10 років тому +5

      in almost all states you cn smoke on stage if its part of your act.

  • @CTSV6.0-G37
    @CTSV6.0-G37 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @VS9050909
    @VS9050909 5 років тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @GaryLamb2020
    @GaryLamb2020 6 років тому +1

    Thief!!!! He stole material from Patrice Oneal!!!

  • @nejdu8917
    @nejdu8917 9 років тому +2

    I dont get it, I wrote stand up comedy and clearly hes not standing up

  • @adrianhernandez-op1pf
    @adrianhernandez-op1pf 7 років тому +2

    Yeah this guy is definitely trying to reinvent some of Patrice O'Neals style. Patrice was and is a comedy Genius

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 7 років тому

      adrian hernandez You must have nerves of steel, because I cannot deal with their shit.

  • @illorbit2958
    @illorbit2958 6 років тому +2

    He stole Patrice O'neals jokes.. Smh

  • @penpad5555
    @penpad5555 4 роки тому +4

    This crowd is lame.

  • @justjax6000
    @justjax6000 7 років тому +2

    damn this guy is biting other comedians jokes... and I was starting to like him.
    He blatantly stole from Patrice O'Neal n Louis CK

    • @terravencoleman4784
      @terravencoleman4784 5 років тому

      And DeRay Davis lol. I like him too but 75% of these jokes were stolen word for word

  • @trampworkout
    @trampworkout 9 років тому +1

    stole african joke from Paul Mooney

  • @dale85300
    @dale85300 4 роки тому

    OK bruh I really like you but you just told 3 jokes I've heard before(i.e. Chris rock & Patrice one). your great you don't need to repeat someone else jokes!!!!

  • @presssack
    @presssack 6 років тому +1

    Can’t get over that “Stand Up” sign at the back. I get that they form the “U” from “Up” in between the “N” and the “D”, but doesn’t the “D” from “stand” already work as a “P” to form “Up”???

  • @MegaMasturbator
    @MegaMasturbator 6 років тому

    Man the crowd is such a drag… lighten up