I just discovered him today. Never in my life have I paused a UA-cam video to laugh so hard. I am not married (yet), but how he described women winning arguments is so true, and yes, I’m the one who would bring things up from the past, shamelessly.
I saw Mike Yard at the Comedy Cellar 2 weeks ago, i cried laughing he was so good. Talking about his Netflix account, women and paying bills gave me stomach ache and tears.
I just tonight discovered there is such a comedian as Mike Yard, watched 5 or 6 clips, got impressed and THEN watched this one. So, my admittedly ignorant take is that Mike Yard is looser, smoother, more fluid and funnier in front of this crowd. His material is deeper and more solid than shit like "what if the President was Jamaican," and he speaks THE TRUTH. It may be funny as hell, but it's also scary as hell because we've been there, we've seen the elephant as they say. Mike Yard the man is not afraid of the elephant, and since his comedy is an extension of his personality, he is casual as all hell with the subject, and is even prepared to banter with the audience! I wish I'd been here five years ago, I might even have my head on straight by now.
Saw a clip on Terrorist don't hijack Jamaica & African airline and I have watched 8 clips ! Seriously He is saying some serious Matrimonial responsible grown man stuff in a humorous way.
No one owns life. These issues belong to many people. He is telling the jokes because its relatable. Hundreds of comedians and friend groups speak on this and Patrice Oneal didnt have to write it for them
@Joey Taylor yeah he definitely did one of Patrice bits, from "did you feel how all the vaginas came together, Vaginas powers activate" that's straight up Patrices. These other people don't know what they are talking about.
Why the fuck does the women in the crowd have to talk, I came and people came to hear Mike Yard go through his skit, not to hear some random person talk.
OK bruh I really like you but you just told 3 jokes I've heard before(i.e. Chris rock & Patrice one). your great you don't need to repeat someone else jokes!!!!
Played this 10 times....it is so goood hahah
I just discovered him today.
Never in my life have I paused a UA-cam video to laugh so hard.
I am not married (yet), but how he described women winning arguments is so true, and yes, I’m the one who would bring things up from the past, shamelessly.
I saw Mike Yard at the Comedy Cellar 2 weeks ago, i cried laughing he was so good. Talking about his Netflix account, women and paying bills gave me stomach ache and tears.
I just tonight discovered there is such a comedian as Mike Yard, watched 5 or 6 clips, got impressed and THEN watched this one. So, my admittedly ignorant take is that Mike Yard is looser, smoother, more fluid and funnier in front of this crowd. His material is deeper and more solid than shit like "what if the President was Jamaican," and he speaks THE TRUTH. It may be funny as hell, but it's also scary as hell because we've been there, we've seen the elephant as they say. Mike Yard the man is not afraid of the elephant, and since his comedy is an extension of his personality, he is casual as all hell with the subject, and is even prepared to banter with the audience! I wish I'd been here five years ago, I might even have my head on straight by now.
That Jamaican president was actually better... the women joke is getting old and boring..
This is one of the greatest comedians Eva! Love u plenty from Nigeria.
Saw a clip on Terrorist don't hijack Jamaica & African airline and I have watched 8 clips ! Seriously He is saying some serious Matrimonial responsible grown man stuff in a humorous way.
This crazy ass man is hidamnlarious. I have watched 5-6 clips of him & each one is funnier than the last one
I totally agree. Dave Chappelle or Kevin Hart should have him as one of their opening acts for all of 2020.
I like mike yards real man truth telling the difference between men and women. He hilarious.
Love this guy, feels like a true successor of Patrice O'Neal, really on point and knows how to talk to an audience
The crowd was awesome there just wasn't that many people. And Mike Yard was perfect this is some of the best stand up I've ever seen
Brilliant understanding of the situation naturally women weren't feeling getting called out
“Point, click saaaaaave.” 😂🤣😂🤣
"cause she was smokin"...
That one slid right by 'em.
i was HURTING bruh that was hilariouos
😂😂😂"Frank? Noo its Peaches."😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry you had to fuck the mail man!!lmfao😂😂😂.love this dude.
00:12 --- starting to love Mike Yard. Go, brother, go. Keep up the good work. Signed a New Fan.
"I'm just lettin' you know I'm haulin' ass."
Women bring up the past to win arguments
"I don't hang around burn units, that's not my pick up spot." I'm dying
Poor Mike, that heckler!!!
this reminds me of Kevin Harts "What Now" smh..... but this is 2012. interesting. very interesting
Say it, sis.
i heard some of Patrice Oneal material in this...
koold33 word!!! he can at least give him a shout out
Yard's delivery is better.
@@melissabrown3743 impossible
made me go right to the comments
Word Pat oneal is prolific on the realness of comedy.
This dude is hilarious
How bad was she burned? We talking Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Audience needs to wake up. He’s really good.
Underrated….
Yes about EVERYTHING file it away and unleash that shit when necessary
It went out again!!!
Its like Hannibal Buress watched a Patrice Oneal special
Bruh thank you i was just about to say that. He stole the" vagina powers" bit from the goat patrice.
If your girl ask you some shit like the if I got question, flip it on her. Ask her, the same thing.
patrice o'neal writes material for other comedians btw.he's done stuff for chris rock etc.
No one owns life. These issues belong to many people. He is telling the jokes because its relatable. Hundreds of comedians and friend groups speak on this and Patrice Oneal didnt have to write it for them
@Joey Taylor you realize this stand up is at least 8 years old.
@Joey Taylor naw
@Joey Taylor yeah he definitely did one of Patrice bits, from "did you feel how all the vaginas came together, Vaginas powers activate" that's straight up Patrices. These other people don't know what they are talking about.
Watch his "Can't Hijack Air Jamaica" clip.
Kimone Hood Hilarious!!! Even if you're not Jamaican
haha that clothing/ getting dressed thing... I know what that's like
its true females are just out there with their questions for men....
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im gonna ask that burnt question...lol
bannece please dont lol!!!
Lit the cigarette twice but didn't take a single pull until 07:01 I was going crazy waiting for it
but u left me in dr back in 96 lmao
Like I never understood why my woman always say" what do you mean!!??"
He looks and sounds like Matthew Knowles.
Why the fuck does the women in the crowd have to talk, I came and people came to hear Mike Yard go through his skit, not to hear some random person talk.
LMAO!!!!
Oh My GOD!!!! damn I do that..lmao u wearing that??
Damn so we just gon pretend you didn’t just tell a Patrice joke 🤷🏾♂️
Damn funny, but this is Patrice O'Neal philosophy.
Sure influenced by Patrice. But Patrice was influenced by comedians before him
Puff that cigarette already
I wonder what woman hurt..she a b... But thanks to her for helping produce this gold(silver at least)
I was reminiscing about the same thing the other day.Thinking about past vaginas.
unfortunately true... lol
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Lol... Mike Yard, u r ssso wrong 4 dis!... FUNNY as hell tho - 6 months later; "don't tell me to take a breath" Peace :-)
Stole that virginas activate joke.lil patrice oneals everywhere
Rough crowd lmao
Lmfao...
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I dont get it, I wrote stand up comedy and clearly hes not standing up
He stole Patrice O'neals jokes.. Smh
This crowd is lame.
Is he smoking indoors? Must be in Hati. You can't smoke indoors anywhere in CA.
Not in NYC either.
in almost all states you cn smoke on stage if its part of your act.
Yeah this guy is definitely trying to reinvent some of Patrice O'Neals style. Patrice was and is a comedy Genius
adrian hernandez You must have nerves of steel, because I cannot deal with their shit.
Thief!!!! He stole material from Patrice Oneal!!!
$$$$$$$$
damn this guy is biting other comedians jokes... and I was starting to like him.
He blatantly stole from Patrice O'Neal n Louis CK
And DeRay Davis lol. I like him too but 75% of these jokes were stolen word for word
OK bruh I really like you but you just told 3 jokes I've heard before(i.e. Chris rock & Patrice one). your great you don't need to repeat someone else jokes!!!!
stole african joke from Paul Mooney