"But like a poor man who m***urbated to his sister's feet pics, we got off on the wrong foot, Liza!" I hope that one day I can repeat this joke to a friend when the time is right.
Isn’t Liza’s mom white?? Idk idk I’m just saying it’s not being white washed. Sometimes I feel out of place talking all ghetto next to people who aren’t colored because sometimes it makes them feel uncomfortable. So I talk more softer with them. But when I’m with p.o.c I’m just talking normally
*james* I’ve got magical hands... for playing guitar what did you think *daniel howell* I’ve got a very wide hand reach..... for playing piano, get your mind out of the gutter
4:44 James: He might as well be the second coming of Christ *inserts picture of Jungkook* LOVE THAT. James always finds a way to stick a picture of a K-Pop idol in somewhere lmaoooo
dear 12 year olds when margaret thatcher died (tory prime minister) the ding dong the witch is dead song went to no. 2 in the UK charts and if that doesnt sum up england, idk what does. from ur local not 12 year old
James: don’t mind Liza, she’s just having an epileptic fit. I can make that joke my sister has epilepsy Also James: I’m not racist, I have black friends Me: 😂🙏🏻
NaiOnTheEdge it was a slang that came from Eminem as a ‘stalker fan’, however, people don’t mean exactly this when they say stan now. So yes, it is a negative word but its meaning kinda changed over time. ‘We stan u’ can be taken as ‘we look after u and we hype u up’
i fall asleep watching UA-cam videos, and when this one came on I started to wake up. I could hear it and thought it was an ad, and I thought “this sounds like James Marriott. Good for him for being in an ad”
I went down in the comments to find someone talking about kook and now that I found you I can say, we’ve been knew that he is a godly i mean,everyone in BTS is
Prarthana Prabhu she could learn that she doesn’t need to start an interview off by offering fake compliments on the interviewees appearance. If she’s saying the *exact same thing* to everyone, then I highly doubt she means it. At the very least, if she’s going to say the same thing to everyone, she should try to change the wording so she doesn’t sound so forced. She’ll get more used to it as she gets more practice.
Just got here from school! I'm lucky to be here early..phew.. Edit: This is the most likes I've ever gotten ;-; tyyy 106?? ❤️ Edit 2: 121???- bruh, this comment is literally so plain, why am I getting these likes? 😂 Ty ❤️
The fact that he called creative director of gucci Harry Styles’ babysitter is hilarious
Anyone know what song is at 8:08?
@@triplago7614 no lol
I love harry styles....
How does this have 4k likes and 3 replies
@Tide Pods 5 now
The title: Suggests it'll be about Liza
James: Roasts all celebrities and repeats the phrase "I've got nothing against Liza"
Not Applicable dude wtf calm down, her comment wasn’t even rude. It’s a joke and even if it isn’t she wasn’t rude.
@@geraldswaddles4564 thank you
@• ́ ̄`•. !gεηηү lεηηү! .• ́ ̄`• rightaa!
Not Applicable at least she has the confidence unlike yourself to show her face
@@micxah4514 thank you
The way you just called yourself a chubby peanut absolutely obliterated me...
Diddly Dong it's bothering me that there are no comments so... here ya go
@@mat-sw6pj Why, thank you, kind stranger...
Jesus christ, that's a shitload of likes.
@@diddles3383 I appreciate that you didn't edit your comment and say "thxs for the likes"
Sayena A ;tag jkh7hbcgj ,
Liza: How do you describe camp
21 savage: I dont know like *W O O D*
😂😂
Wise words
•møønlight• Very wise indeed
Haaaaaaaa😎
fo sho
"it went down like an obese child on a seasaw"
I will be using this line as often as possible from now on. thanks.
💀
That's fat shaming btw 🙄
Who knows, maybe the child was half whale
Seasaw
@@katie4409
lmao is that how you spell it? cheers. I was genuinely confused
LightDarkEquivalent 714 it’s a joke
"So what's this outfit inspired b-"
"PAIN"
An I ooo-
And I oop-
What’s she mean by this
Who hurt her??
That hit a little too close to home fr fr. I felt that shit deep down in my empty black soul.
tyler davis me too lmao 😔
Ed TLG *Cara is a mood*
Liza pushed 21 savage into the interview but then James said “high” and I realised she was just tryna keep his balance
i'm crying
James: You're all 12!
All the 13 year olds: *triggered*
Oof same tho
I can agree over 8 months
Ohhhh boy
Heh in 14
Xx_Captain Wolf_xX
Whose?
‘Keep your distance’
That didn’t age well....
It aged like wine
@@Broccolie it aged like milk in a cabinet
@@stolenmemepolice6128 so did you if you think “keep your distance” is a bad message to spread
@@Broccolie where the fuck did you pull that one from magician?
@@stolenmemepolice6128 idk
Thanks James I needed some Marriott in my life tonight ❤️
Marie Julshede ur mom gay
Same dude
Fuck off
shouldn't you be watching love island.
@@interestingusername2633 what the fuck is that
"we got off on the wrong foot" take a bow, that one was beautiful 😂😂😂
I was reading your comment the moment he said it 😂
Most of those celebrities seem so fun online, but so boring to talk to. Like I actually felt sorry for Liza
"Boring" and "Tiffany haddish" Sorry Don"t Know what is this is That Kind Of food or Something
Anyone know what song is at 8:08?
I mean everyone is boring if you don't know them and don't have anything to talk about
I dunno there are few people i wanna talk to more then Kanye
FR
“I’ve got more dough than the Great British Bake Off”
I cantttttt 😂😂😂😂
Lol kill me please this is amazing xD
I liked your comment because of your name and picture
3:43
@@katdrianl5399 same
ahh a fellow queenie
James is a 1975 fan this is the moment I turn on notifications
Substorm meeeeeeeeee
Mood
Hhhhh same
When I hear met gala I think of
A certain James Charles
I also think of a certain lizas extremely rude behavior lmao😂😂😂
I imagine a bunch of meth heads having a fancy party
nah... nothing happened with him
@@pam-chi8409 which liza
@@ash3536 The one mentioned here lmao
the most unrealistic thing is that no one cosplayed as a total drama character
oml i would’ve came as noah or maybe as izzy
Yesssss
*_I need myself a Cardi B dress to fly away from this damned place called civilisation too._*
Trishiee V damn that was edgy as frick
i felt that
@@bonbon4903 *Frick*
Trishiee V keep that to yourself absolute saddo.
Okay.... damn
James: im not gay
Also James: **intensely talks about how hot Shawn Mendes is**
But those are just straight up facts thooo
@Slay Gyal I know he's joking lol
Yep
When I started watching him I literally thought he was gay until his gf came up lol
But let’s be honest he is a SNACC
"What inspired this look?"
"Pain"
Honestly a mood
Lmao iK I HEarD THat ToO
me when anyone compliments me
"But like a poor man who m***urbated to his sister's feet pics, we got off on the wrong foot, Liza!" I hope that one day I can repeat this joke to a friend when the time is right.
Have you managed it yet?
@@JDM-is-my-name Patched a belter
Wait a minute... we reached 60k likes... James you gotta keep your promises :P
I most definitely agree
It's 76 now
Autumn he never promised :(
@@s7yFreak he did as a joke in the video. If you re-watch it then you'll find it.
666 likes ;))
3:56 - 4:44
You talking about Harry Styles is the best and funniest thing I’ve watched all day 😂💚
5:35
This is the fastest I’ve ever clicked on a Video😂
Ellie Brecknell same
Feel ya dude
I just discovered this guy today and holy shit he is so funny
Caffeine Alien sameeew 👌🏼
Sameee 😂
u have been missing out
me 3 days ago
Caffeine Alien I discovered this guy 14 weeks ago “ID RECOMMEND THE “WORST POETRY BOOKS”
James : im not the best with fashion ...
Me : hunnie you are rocking that hoodie
I can't believe you said the word hunnie.
Lol 😂
the *WORST* part of liza's interview....... her putting on a blaccent onLY when she's talking to p.o.c
Raghad Nabil yea i do the same thing too but sometimes i just feel inclined to do it bc ppl say that i act “too white” and what not
You sound white washed. Just be yourself, stop changing yourself to fit in with whoever you talk to. It’s weird asf.
Isn’t Liza’s mom white?? Idk idk
I’m just saying it’s not being white washed. Sometimes I feel out of place talking all ghetto next to people who aren’t colored because sometimes it makes them feel uncomfortable. So I talk more softer with them. But when I’m with p.o.c I’m just talking normally
isn't she indian?
Raghad Nabil she’s mixed
"keep your distance" hits different now
Oh dear god when she started purring I physically cringed.
"I'm not racist, I have black friends"
Best
Quote
Ever
*I'M nOt rAcIsT, i LikEd bLaCk PaNtHeR*
I am not homophobic, I have gay friends.
Piki Bob I am not sexist I’m related to women
im not a murderer, ive got live friends
I'm not a thief, I own stuff I didn't steal
james: talking about how kim and liza are talking*
me: why is kim built like a hour glass.
My dear, it's called plastic surgery
I like your profile pic
Its the beauty standard rn
Plastic
She removed her ribs
James: I just want to be loved
Me **alone in my room and sobbing into my vodka and coke**: same
I cry into cocaine too
@@FleetwoodDevelopments I'm glad you can relate
Don't sob into the cocaine. It's gonna be all wet and gross. Just snort it while crying.
@@BlakeGeometrio I can't always control my tears, Blake
@@camidiaz3797 That sucks, Cami. :(
*james* I’ve got magical hands...
for playing guitar what did you think
*daniel howell* I’ve got a very wide hand reach.....
for playing piano, get your mind out of the gutter
Ska avsslwl if i tell you i screeched-
REE ||-//
I also love twenty one pilots.
@@BLANKONTOP I love both 💜
Omg, yes
is it bad that I want dan and James to make a video together
4:44
James: He might as well be the second coming of Christ
*inserts picture of Jungkook*
LOVE THAT. James always finds a way to stick a picture of a K-Pop idol in somewhere lmaoooo
i'm actually subbed to him for a few days and i don't know if that's sarcastic or not fr
snoop I’ve been subbed for a while and I still don’t know if he’s sarcastic or not
lol
A true kpop stan 🤧🤧🤧👏🏻
Hello there Mr James iNabber, loved your last couples video & looking forwards to losing my marbles laughing again today
Liza's dress looks like The Camp Cast podcast's logo. 😭
dear 12 year olds
when margaret thatcher died (tory prime minister) the ding dong the witch is dead song went to no. 2 in the UK charts and if that doesnt sum up england, idk what does.
from ur local not 12 year old
Lol
I’m 13 and I knew that
Thank you for educating the (triggered) 12 year olds.
@@leohart71 if your 13 you're too old for that comment to be insulting you then.
How do you like dem apples?
Yaya im early. Love your channel!!!!! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Holy cow that a lot of likes
I’m flattered (I’ll leave now sorry)
Cardi B defeated all the birds from Birdemic.
Truly a war hero.
Hero? By defeating birdies? That's something the nastiest vilain would do.
@@JustAChinesePleb Do you even know that crappy movie Birdemic?
"I've got more dough than the great British Bake off"
I cantttttt 😂😂😂😂
Why was there just Jungkook just relevant to the Harry interview.
second coming of christ cuz jungkook was the first? that's how I understood it lmao
Makes sense because Jungkook is godly
*nobody*....
*James* Liza is a show off
*Nobody* HOW DARE YOU
You forgot the :
That's so true I literally went straight down the comments to see them 😭😭😭😭
4:46 UA-camrs are always bothering 21 Savage XD First we had Jake Paul, now we have Liza
The Hamster Army! Omg I love your profile pic 💜 💜 💜 army
@@umbra3700
@@umbra3700 your profile picture of Jin is just so cuttttee!!💜
@@bangchanyeet7954 its namjoon
Rm ssii no it’s jin
“the second coming of Christ”
Inserts picture if Jungkook
..do we have an ARMY? 😂
I jumped lol but like he’s not wrong 💜😉
안녕No. Yeah😂😂
ARMY?!💜💜
i was looking for the jungkook comments
안녕No. He also had a picture of jimin in another one of his videos
i think liza was the best for the job, she knew how to handle each situation well and with humor
She isn’t funny to me but she’s a people person, so I do think she does well.
Simp
@@ElPresidenteMargz shut up
Kat Bowen Liza coochie sucks ans it’s not funny lol that’s facts
@@ElPresidenteMargz get out
Ur notification distracted me while I was watching cheesy bob 20
Ashton. F. SAME
Actually same like no joke
I cant find the channel! Can someone give me a link?
I just looked up cheesybob20 and the channel came up. Here it is tho: m.ua-cam.com/users/cheesybob20videos
@@isabellabermudez9929 thank you: )
Liza: keep your distance
James Marriot: what exactly is she hiding in there?!
“Liza Koshy thinks she’s famous”
Well I mean she kinda is... 🤷🏽♂️
Noah Chioke she’s more famous than him so he can’t really say anything🤦🏾♀️😂
R/woooosh
Zoe Badzx
10:01
@@marsonsaturn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@acid4157 😂
I just started watching James’s videos and I’m astounded by how quickly he speaks or seems to speak
James :I’m not racist my sister has epilepsy
Me: wait... racist?
Spatial Decline wt do u mean ?
Epilepsy isn’t a race
He didn't say that
He said "I can make that joke, my sister has epilepsy"
d e l e t e t h i s .
I thought I had watched this video on 1.25x speed
PLEASE I WANNA HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THE 1975 FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT! THEYRE FREAKING AMAZZZING
tbh, having celebrities talk about how rich they are is a lot better than them whining about how poor they think they are
i don't know why jungkook appeared when he said "second coming of christ" but i agree
Ezra Miller is honestly iconic tho👑
Fr. Fuckin legend
stares in 10 months later
Well that aged well
This aged well
@@MoonsickVenus ikr
Lyza is like the kid who never attended any classes but sneaks into the school trip
I don’t know what this means, but I love it
True 😂😂😂
maiburntdownmykitchen again me too
Same
James: you're all 12
me a 20 year old: oops
I love how jungkook is the second coming of Christ.
Ikr
Honestly he's not wrong. 😂💜
please shut the fuck up
I can't play the violin who hurt u
@@ミリア-d1q Well we are typing, not speaking. So "shut the fuck up" doesn't make sense cause no one spoke.
please talk about the 1975 for 10 minutes
maisy may pleaseeeeeeeee
maisy may yesssssssss pls dooo
James: don’t mind Liza, she’s just having an epileptic fit.
I can make that joke my sister has epilepsy
Also James: I’m not racist, I have black friends
Me: 😂🙏🏻
So glad I actually understood the Margret thatcher joke 😂
joshua dyra I understand it, but she’s definitely not a witch
I WAS SO SURPRISED TO SEE JEON JEONGGUK THERE OMG ARMY WYA?
*I liked this even if I didn't care about what you we're saying*
Ayyyye!💜💜
I lost my s h i t when he said "maybe she'll use those feathers to fly far far away from civilization" lmao
James confirmed it, Jungkook is the second coming of Christ
if you made a video talking about The 1975 fo ten minutes i'd watch it te hundred times
Hatty May What’s wrong with The 1975?
Hatty May I seen that as a fan of them I’m like oh my God
Such a random comment but I'm in
@@tanja5335 Haha nothing, but I just want a video of them
Did he just say JUNGKOOK IS CHRIST wow we stan an intellectual
inabber got to him
Calling yourself a stan isn't positive
NaiOnTheEdge it was a slang that came from Eminem as a ‘stalker fan’, however, people don’t mean exactly this when they say stan now. So yes, it is a negative word but its meaning kinda changed over time. ‘We stan u’ can be taken as ‘we look after u and we hype u up’
NaiOnTheEdge you’re not positive either
Your loss thank you for backing me up and you are educated and make a valid point we stan
If I swear one more jungkook pop up I swear 🤣🤣💕
😂💜 Same I'm going to freak out!
*I N F I R E S* :| (please continue I’m lonely)
CloudTae lol
i fall asleep watching UA-cam videos, and when this one came on I started to wake up. I could hear it and thought it was an ad, and I thought “this sounds like James Marriott. Good for him for being in an ad”
Lol
You deserve wayyyyy more subscribers!!
You're content is amazing ❤
Yes! He's hilarious
I really now need James to do a whole video with an American Accent. Please sir 🥺👉👈
When your supposed to be doing homework but papi posts a video
I feel like you’re watching me
oh-
Oop-
Title: Liza Koshy thinks she's famous
Me: isn't she tho-
What I said
I mean a famous UA-camr but anyone who doesn't watch or know about UA-cam wouldn't know her.
Retro Salt She has a show on Hulu.. it’s actually really good
@@fishethefish7463 wait no that's Lilly Singhs
@Jelli forever Holy shit you’re right, I’m sorry, they look so similar-(Not meaning to stereotype them or anything, they just do)
I can just hear the Liza fans who watch James
“Love you James...
BUT DONT COME FOR MY QUEEN”
Can we just appreciate the quality and quantity of his jokes ......
Chicken nuggets exactly they’re so thought out and like I could never
Liza rlly went downhill since her and David broke up lmao
Yup
No she didn't she went downhill because she took a break for a freaking year
sara✨ sorry ur bio on ur channel ksksks
@sara✨ yeah that I love liza
Agreed
3:34 "keep your distance" this aged like wine
I love how James is secretly or not so secretly a BTS stan, gotta get that Jungkook pic in every video 💜👏
Omg I noticed too😂💜
He has to be at this point. He's been dropping hint after hint 😂💜
He is highkey an A.R.M.Y.
Nobody is gonna talk about this 4:44 but SJSKJSKS this video tho
WTFFF💀💀
why would we?
Oh trust me..a lot of people are gonna talk about this...😂😂
Stfu with that BTS shit
Brandon Martin no lol
The entire 21 savage interview (with your commentary) cracked me up
He just throws in a random ass Jungkook😂😂😂.
maddy Jaye _he said "the next upcoming Christ" and then and added jungkook like he was jesus lmaoo_
I literally was looking for this comment😂
I just know that James is a closeted ARMY
Cuz Jungkook. Is. Godly
6:25 "whats the inspiration behind it?" "Pain"
Miley Cyrus: shows some slight interest in Liza's dress
Liza: *passive aggressively says "Keep your distance"*
Honestly James is my favorite youtuber, I actually love his videos and he always makes me laugh 💓 thank you James :)
Liza fans saw the tumnail got triggered 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
DANYELLE LOPEZ fans...which fans ?
Maryyy you really thought u did something there buddy...😳
Yep😂😂😂
4:44 Jungkook is Christ (but you didn’t hear that from me)
ChanProtectsHisNinjas 1 its just common knowledge these days
ChanProtectsHisNinjas 1 is James a fan of Bts (army)
IKKKK I SCREAMED SKSKSKSLS
I actually went down to find someone who talk about jungkook coming out of nowhere 😅😂 lol BTW ARMYYYYYYYYYY 💜
I went down in the comments to find someone talking about kook and now that I found you I can say, we’ve been knew that he is a godly i mean,everyone in BTS is
always grateful for a wonderful james marriott video (especially with clive in it)
"Do you know what a chubby peanut looks like?!"
I choked 😂🤦♀️
"Like and you'll find out."
I had subtitles on and it said to "put subtitles on your vids so i can watch them at work" It caught me off guard.
i would watch you talk about the 1975 for 10 minutes a million times
sis same
She said "you look absolutely amazing/stunning" to literally everyone she talked to. She clearly needs more practice as an interviewer.
But what else can she say? She can't just be like " your outfit is extremely hideous"... Or "your outfit is complete trash"
Prarthana Prabhu she could learn that she doesn’t need to start an interview off by offering fake compliments on the interviewees appearance. If she’s saying the *exact same thing* to everyone, then I highly doubt she means it. At the very least, if she’s going to say the same thing to everyone, she should try to change the wording so she doesn’t sound so forced. She’ll get more used to it as she gets more practice.
@@CarlDillynson yeah true... It does sound fake sometimes ngl :/
@@CarlDillynson it's a fashion show not a red carpet
Please talk about the 1975 for 10 mins
I bet he could go on for hours
Harry Styles and Cara Delevigne have my favorite outfits. I love them so much.
Just got here from school! I'm lucky to be here early..phew..
Edit: This is the most likes I've ever gotten ;-; tyyy 106?? ❤️
Edit 2: 121???- bruh, this comment is literally so plain, why am I getting these likes? 😂 Ty ❤️
Man your school is really long
@@clmc1789 yup, it ends at 2:48pm, but my house is at least a mile away (I go home with a bike)
@Kyuti06 oof, feel bad 4 u lmao
@@ju-gc9qf nvm cuz you just told me
dang you're still in school
A video that is fully a joke, sarcasm Woop!
Love it
Love*
@@daichisawamura20yearsago64 thanks
@@Yddet12345 no problem!
Yes.. Yesss... I am dying actually irl and waited for your uploads
wait I just realized, if she is supposed to be the titanic, how fitting that she is talking to Celine Dion
James coming at my girl Liza like that lmao!
No one:
James: puts BTS members in his videos
LMAOAOAOA
James, I love you! You bring so much light into my life. So really,
Thank you.
"I'm not racist I have black friends
-every racist person EVER
4:44 what has jungkook ever done to you James? Why is he here? 😂
Kween SH but you have to admit..jungkook looked really nice in that picture.
@@boo5868 he really did 👀
Kween SH 👌 BTS is so fineeeeeeee 😫
@@boo5868 ikr? they're getting hotter and cuter by the second, how am I still alive xD
Kween SH ikr