Crazy part is that Lex made it look like it could be harmful purposely to bait Superman into doing this and turn public opinion on his side. Then still had them pay for the damages. Savage.
OK question so we all know what pink kryptonite does krypton ends with seen it used on Batman and Supergirl. It turns them gay, but what would happen if pink kryptonite was used on Jonathan who is canonically bisexual he’s already gay and straight. Would he just turned all gay what he turned all straight would it not affect him. Would it turn him ace because the opposite of liking two genders being not liking any gender? I would love to know.
@@emperornine3210 thats what being a kid is like. Even if you have a great idea people will just ignore you because you're a kid. I remember our ground table's legs breaking once and I tried to convince everyone to put a basin on the middle to use as the legs but they only used the idea when an adult said it. (Not to mention she literally said exactly what I said)
@@jonatanl777 I know dude. I knew that there was probably something more to this, (because obviously) but I chose to just look at everything in this short at face value. Assuming that Superman was indeed in the wrong, Batman’s stare toward Superman when hearing that he’ll have to pay for the damages was funny to me.
@@putfunnynamehere21657- no, cyborg's dad does run star labs though, so he's not poor. I think the joke just went over the other guys head, he didn't realize Bruce and Olly are billionaires.
@@mcchaos2137 i kinda disagree, i mean think about it guys... cyborg can hack any system on and probably off the planet, so im sure it's easy for him to get funds if he really needed to. flash basically fastest man alive im sure he can borrow funds or take them from villains/ banks (on the side and maybe some compensation for his services), any time he wants or needs too. and as for aquaman well who knows what hidden treasures lie deep beneath the sea, (sunken loot from ships, loot from space ships), not to mention atlantis treasures that are probably worth alot too, all im saying is those 3 would have the best chance of getting funds, well i guess the girls or the jl can provide ways of getting funds too... if u know what i mean 😏 😏 😂, aside from them i cant see the rest funding the jl as well as mostly batman and green arrow can, but i think the ones i mentioned are a close 2nd. 😋
How is nobody talking about how cool it was that even though Shazam’s a kid, he was smart for holding Superman up and saying Shazam so that the lightning would strike him?
Jesus loves you so much that is why he died on the cross for our sins and he rose from the dead 3 days later. By putting your faith in him as lord and saviour you will be saved God Bless you all!
He's not broke. He has a fortress in Antarctica. He just chooses to be Clark Kent with a normal humble life. Which makes the situation worse in my eyes, mans knows what he's doing.
@@citizenvulpes4562 the fortress he created himself, and the tech inside are kryptonian tech that he got with his pod, and the rest he found in outer space, the entire place is powered by a certain piece of technology inside, and most of the metal he used to build the place he got from, yep… you guessed it, 🦇🙋♂️
Stupid!! Superman was setup and he was actually right, Luthor was not to be trusted, he was planning something evil, and later fused with brainiac to destroy the justice league, so yes Superman was right that Luthor was up to something
I mean he wasn't the best person to handle this but Shazam shouldn't have been so chill considering everything lex luther has done especially with kryptonite
@@Its_Tuffumm actually INjUsTicE iS NoT CaNAn bro really thinks people where saying it was Canon when all he said was he couldn't get the scene of Superman killing Shazam out of his head lol
That's actually true it came out in one of the episodes lol. He had a plan to kill all of justice league. Multiple actually vibe was one way lol. Flash (cw) severely downplayed vibe
“Bruce, it’s been five years, you still owe me sixteen dollars.” “And you owe me for every mess you made me clean up,” he said in his badass Kevin Conroy voice.
@@akkie-hc6kc Well many heroes fund the JL, Batman, Green Arrow, Ted Kord and Mr Terrific are examples, but it is depicted in many forms of media that batman pays for it all. I don't know how that would be possible, as Wayne Industries would start asking questions when a large sum of thier net worth disappears.
@@King_Aegon I'm assuming Wayne Enterprises publically uses its "donations" to the league as a monumental tax write off But I'm not all that knowledgeable with taxes to know if my head cannon holds up
@AMYSCHILD GAMER LIVE Not really man. Bro deals with their bs on a daily basis, they even voted to kick him off because of a damn backup plan he had if the JL were mind controlled or went evil 💀
@bread5384 To be fair there are a couple other wealthy members of the justice league that chip in now and again. But not quite as often as they probably should lol
Easy. He makes donations to the Justice League because he believes in their mission. He gets a tax write off and everything is good. I mean Bezos Musk and Gates do it. Hell even Zuckerberg and they don’t even help people. They just send it to the charities and pocket the money anyway
IRS: Mr. Wayne why do you keep having multiple million dollar transactions to anonymous sources? Bruce: Because I'm rich and can do what I want with my money.
@@pepethefrog6809Doesn't have to go supersonic tho,he can just go at a speeding car speed like 70mph.That still much faster than the speed that the civilian can muster.
@@wintertrooper7918 Justice League season 2 episode 4 Tabula Rasa Amazo kicking everybody's ass Batman walks up Amazo scans Batman Amazo. You have no powers Batman. No but i have this, Pulls out Kryptonite, Amazo flees Hawk gir. You always carry Kryptonite? Batman. Call it insurance! Hawk girl. And they say I'm scary
@BumbleWick Nah. Because he's not just rich. He also makes a lot of money. So since money is also coming in and not just going out, it wouldn't be realistic if he'd become homeless/poor.
@@sapphirestar3978no, the ptsd flashbacks cause Superman killed Shazam after Shazam disagreed with Supermans ideology, he covered Shazam’s mouth and then eye beamed him in the brain
@@thebuggymancer4155yeah they are rich but Bruce Wayne have more skill in business which allowed him to have a reasonable price to pay while they would just stack that money with decent skill of handling money.
too be fair, this is the exact reason why batman needs to be in the justice league despite his lack of super powers, he is the guy funding this whole operation.
He also has the best strategic mind. He wouldn't do something stupid like falsely accuse someone with no evidence, destroy public property, assault a colleague trying to stop him and not even give a proper apology. He doesn't even say I'M sorry he says "the justice league apologizes" he literally lumps everyone in with the stupid thing he did and makes BATMAN pay for the damage. Superman is an actual asshole
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Man Shazam is so cool, this episode really made me like him as a kid, I mean that clip at the end where he gathers his thoughts and quits the league? Masterclass in character writing, just wish we saw more of him
Actually batman already knew it even right from the start but the problem is that instead of convincing superman he decided to keep it to himself. That's why he didn't say much when superman scolding Shazam about trusting Lex Luther. Superman may have made the wrong action in the eyes of the public but he was right when it comes to Lex Luther. Some people are just simply incapable of change. And as for superman and lex they are always meant to be enemies even lex Said so in any universe the two of them will always be enemies it is written in the stars
@@RoccoSocko Well tbf Wonder Woman and Superman were buffed. Wonder Woman was a flat out dictator from the start after being betrayed in World War 2. Superman had way too much to lose
@@shamartherealestsavage I remember the episode I'm saying that Superman is broke because he is watch the other movies where Superman offers to pay for something you either find it not happening or Batman will call him out on the fact that you're a news reporter you don't make enough to pay for any of these things in your lifetime
Batman - “Clark, you better quit volunteering my pockets before I release this utility belt with my kryptonite brass knuckles on that ass” - and that’s on Gotham 🦇
This was a perfect move by Lex. Sprinkle in a few very good deeds among his many crimes and get Superman paranoid and suspicious and when he goes after him he will be left with egg on his face.
@@az21bob666Captain Marvel suggested having the super geniuses Steele and The Atom look it over and make sure it was safe. He wasn’t wrong to wanna give Luthor the benefit of the doubt, Supes just wouldn’t listen.
@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujHe is no longer Captain Marvel get over it I am sick and tired of people like you getting stuck with that name Captain Marvel He is now Shazam and forever will be Shazam Get over it Captain Marvel doesn't exist anymore That name now belongs to Carol Danvers so get over it
Crazy part is that Lex made it look like it could be harmful purposely to bait Superman into doing this and turn public opinion on his side. Then still had them pay for the damages. Savage.
Thats why i love Lex, plays 4d chess
@@belannawalker2164 And everyone else is playing fucking checkers or connect 4.
superman said batman would pay for the damage, lex didn't tell them two
Lex gets up every day and goes: “Hey, Superman a bitch.”
@@AssortedMold268 lex obviously knew that superman would offer to pay
“Of course, the Justice League will… pay for the damage.”
Bruce: “Bitch, what the FUCK?!?!”
Bruce is the guy who is always expected to pay the bill at a nice restaurant when he’s with his friends.
Couldnt agree more
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Ayo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the end it doesn’t matter if Lex was good or evil, Shazam offered to have the device looked over without picking sides
If only they went with that instead of Sir Punch A Lot
You mean Captain Marvel
@@rabbit0664 hahahahaha that’s funny
@@SuperSoldier26 shazam is the newer name they’ve given him, although i personally like Captain Marvel better
@@IZmoney same here
"Clark you pull this shit again and I won't even pull out the regular Kryptonite, It'll be the pink stuff."
We don't talk about the pink one
Anything but that, i'll even give you some of the effects of pink kryptonite early
OK question so we all know what pink kryptonite does krypton ends with seen it used on Batman and Supergirl. It turns them gay, but what would happen if pink kryptonite was used on Jonathan who is canonically bisexual he’s already gay and straight. Would he just turned all gay what he turned all straight would it not affect him. Would it turn him ace because the opposite of liking two genders being not liking any gender? I would love to know.
@@cielphantomhive3920 maybe pan or only into nonbinary
then again in later versions it gender swaps them instead so who knows
Bro., you just blew my mind with that question! 🤯
“Let’s call Atom or Steel to check” wisdom of Solomon right there
Definitely te best course of action there
Not a big fan of Shazam but kid always has the right idea no clue why they constantly ignore him.
@@emperornine3210 the kid..
That's it.
@@emperornine3210 thats what being a kid is like. Even if you have a great idea people will just ignore you because you're a kid. I remember our ground table's legs breaking once and I tried to convince everyone to put a basin on the middle to use as the legs but they only used the idea when an adult said it. (Not to mention she literally said exactly what I said)
Nope because he’s coming from a place of simply not knowing Lex
Batman: “don’t look at me. This was your screw up. You pay for it.”
Even if clark somehow wanted to pay it it would still be Bruce's money he owns daily planet
“on a journalist salary? yea right”
Batman gonna make superman contigency plan much more suffering
If superman wanted he could just dug up a gold vein in international waters and get rich
show name anyone?
Batman: “Clark I’m about five bat seconds from whopping your ass up and down the streets of metropolis.”
bat seconds🤣🤣🤣
@@feetfunkerson1312 i know! Its even funnier now! Hahaha
5 bat seconds superior to our normal seconds, they give Batman as much prep time as he needs.
Don’t make me pick up the kryptonite spear
@@SkyFall7788 What if his parents had prep time?
"Just for that, I'm making your contingency plan hurt"
“A lot, might even throw in some pink kryptonite”
@@goddesssabrina1405no not the pink
@@goddesssabrina1405 We don't talk about the pink one.
@@goddesssabrina1405do not talk about the forbidden pink stuff
We don't talk about the pink one just like the drill
Batman: Fuck you Clark, I ain't paying for a damn thing.
Superman: Im sorry Bruce, *lasers Batman*
Would've hit em with it's ur city Clark u clean up ur mess - proceeds to batman vanish -
I would have said yea..ok and then just never payed for it lol
Injustice 3
Batman: Have fun paying for all this on your 30k a year salary newsboy!
Bro goes on a rampage, beats up a kid, goes “Oops my bad 👉👈” then hands the bill to Batman 💀
He always hands everything to batman after watching enough of these movies I noticed it any responsibilities money even his son superboy 😂😂😂
Under statement of the year 😂😂😂
Still better than the time he goes on rampage and kills the same kid then goes oops and goes to super prison
at this point Bruce is Clark's unoffical sugar daddy XD
@@anthonysims63 yeahhh Clark isn't the best with responsibilitys he's like an unleashed wild puppy XD
Superman really caused millions worth of property damage and said Batman will pay lmao
Good, payback for that time Superman went to batman to sue for peace and Batman opened dialogue by trying to kill him with kryptonite gas bombs
Millions? It's a fucking kryptonite fusion reactor it's in the hundreds of billions more likely
@@hobomike6935if he wanted to kill him he would have used bullets not gas bombs
@@Habeda_gaming bullets wouldnt penetrate though as they wouldnt be able to expose him long enougg to get penetration.
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Batman’s got the face that says “I’m putting kryptonite into your water supply”
The pink one
@@BrianKeil-qh7ey😂😂😂😂 wait what
@BrianKeil-qh7ey we don't talk about the pink one
@@BrianKeil-qh7ey god no
@@BrianKeil-qh7ey Batman: "No more mister nice guy. Get the gold kryptonite dildo"
Deep down Batman is like "Bitch I literally pay for everything you break!" 🤣
Fr 😂
True😅
So batman you say you should be the leader of the justice League
@@ALUMINIUMOXIDDEhe is
@@quenty_he's making a joke about one of those videos where someone writes their own script and puts it over old comic images.
That, “Fuck you” stare from Batman tho 😭
He always looks like that 😂
Bruce Wayne Industries golden tab
The “you dumb bc you watch a short video” he actually was cool with it bc Batman knew Luthor and “them” were setting up Superman.
@@jonatanl777 I know dude. I knew that there was probably something more to this, (because obviously) but I chose to just look at everything in this short at face value. Assuming that Superman was indeed in the wrong, Batman’s stare toward Superman when hearing that he’ll have to pay for the damages was funny to me.
@jonatan lainez theres always one "well aCtUaLlY" buzz kill, huh?
At this point Batman and Green Arrow are playing rock paper scissors to see who is going to pay the next big colateral damage
Dont leave out aquaman, cyborg and flash out of that game. 😋 😂
@@waterphoenix857 flash is broke
@@waterphoenix857 cyborg is rich?
@@putfunnynamehere21657- no, cyborg's dad does run star labs though, so he's not poor. I think the joke just went over the other guys head, he didn't realize Bruce and Olly are billionaires.
@@mcchaos2137 i kinda disagree, i mean think about it guys... cyborg can hack any system on and probably off the planet, so im sure it's easy for him to get funds if he really needed to. flash basically fastest man alive im sure he can borrow funds or take them from villains/ banks (on the side and maybe some compensation for his services), any time he wants or needs too. and as for aquaman well who knows what hidden treasures lie deep beneath the sea, (sunken loot from ships, loot from space ships), not to mention atlantis treasures that are probably worth alot too, all im saying is those 3 would have the best chance of getting funds, well i guess the girls or the jl can provide ways of getting funds too... if u know what i mean 😏 😏 😂, aside from them i cant see the rest funding the jl as well as mostly batman and green arrow can, but i think the ones i mentioned are a close 2nd. 😋
Superman: "Of course the Justice League will pay for this."
Batman: "Is this nigga serious??"
Ace Vane 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But he is white 🤓
@@AJITESHSINGH-fw3qkHe's technically a Wigger🤓
@@AJITESHSINGH-fw3qk I gave him the pass
@@AJITESHSINGH-fw3qk he bought the pass
Batman like, “dude, I ain’t break that. That’s on you. You better go turn some coal into diamonds.”😂😂
"Nah bro u better start shittin diamonds"
Bruh the look on his face 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea he should pay for it he may be a billionaire but he shouldn’t have to pay for ur damages
Facts!
😂😂😂😂
"Fight's over kid"
*snaps neck*
But then he screams in agony afterward making it ok and artistically genius
"Laser the eyes"
@@CineMasterDamian if that kid was a highly trained kryptonian and he was day 1 Superman begging him to stop yeah it would be
or laser brained like injustice
Bad move. The neck is the strongest part of the child.
And after this, Shazam quits the JL because after he sees them no longer acting like the heroes he used to them as
Can’t blame him. Especially since he didn’t even try to listen to anyone
Ironic that the arrogant child acted the most mature in that situation
@@cavaebi7890 keep in mind that Shazam in that form has the knowledge of the gods. Of course he would be patient lol
@@cavaebi7890 Billy Batson was actually humble in this series, not arrogant.
@@StareachValcin Yeah, the movie made him arrogant.
How is nobody talking about how cool it was that even though Shazam’s a kid, he was smart for holding Superman up and saying Shazam so that the lightning would strike him?
Very underrated but he has the wisdom of Solomon
@@coachbighead wisdom isn't smart
@@epic-17 you don't think it's more application that's why he doesn't believe in killing?
It’s even more impressive on supes side , him being “weak “ to magic and all , he took 2 Shazam lightning strikes and reversed the 3 .
@@epic-17 wisdom is the culmination of intellect, experience and knowledge. i would say that is smart
Batman is about to have everybody paying rent at the Watchtower.
Hahaha about time
Batman: "Give me rent"
@@ragedeath7663 superman: "YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
Wouldn't work for clark because bruce already pays him due to owning the daily planet so clark would just be paying him with his own money
😂😂😂😂 like a parent asking for rent
Shazam is the type of guy to literally go "no more mister nice guy" when he's mad. 💀
Oh yeah and it’s actually Captan Marvel, not Shazam
@@SuperSoldier26 don't be that guy.
@@alexadame436 what the heck are you talking about?
@@SuperSoldier26 you're arguing semantics, everyone understands the point being made already
@@gokufromfortnite5600 hahahaha. Whatever you say buddy
“Clark you work in the building that I own, you’re basically paying me with my own money.”
The Pink One
@@Joker3180Zwe don’t talk about the pink one
@@spencergsmithor the color yellow
Sounds like the USA after invading Iraq 😅
@@Mike1zKoolbut if you gotta stop a mugging and the guys wearing all yellow, what are you gonna do?
Shazam using his lightning summon as an attack is so smart
Scenes like these is EXACTLY why Batman has contingency plans
Jesus loves you so much that is why he died on the cross for our sins and he rose from the dead 3 days later. By putting your faith in him as lord and saviour you will be saved
God Bless you all!
@@reignellwalker9755jesus is alive.....he will be back to convert all Christians to muslims Insha Allah
@@reignellwalker9755jesus had a contingency plan
@@reignellwalker9755Superman could have saved Jesus from the cross.
@@reignellwalker9755most average bot
Second time I've seen shazam get silenced by superman and supes immediately uses heat vision
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At least the target was different this time 😭
😒😞
Fucking Batman, he sick of them making him pay all the bills that they created.
Eh what's a few 100 different damage bills? 😂
Now we know why batman works alone😅😅
Well hes the richest member of justice league 💀
@@Sir_bucko That was his name at the time
@@Sir_buckothat's his original name
batman animated poker face gets me every times 😂
It's funny that Superman can literally crush coal and make diamonds or get rare rocks and minerals from distant planets but he's constantly broke.
He tries not to use his powers selfishly.
He's not broke.
He has a fortress in Antarctica.
He just chooses to be Clark Kent with a normal humble life.
Which makes the situation worse in my eyes, mans knows what he's doing.
@@citizenvulpes4562 the fortress he created himself, and the tech inside are kryptonian tech that he got with his pod, and the rest he found in outer space, the entire place is powered by a certain piece of technology inside, and most of the metal he used to build the place he got from, yep… you guessed it, 🦇🙋♂️
He's the literal opposite of Homelander.....
That's unjustified income
When you've got more muscles than brain cells.
Stupid!! Superman was setup and he was actually right, Luthor was not to be trusted, he was planning something evil, and later fused with brainiac to destroy the justice league, so yes Superman was right that Luthor was up to something
damn, this hits hard...real hard...
@@orgalorgoverlord8766literally
I mean he wasn't the best person to handle this but Shazam shouldn't have been so chill considering everything lex luther has done especially with kryptonite
@@joshwawrzy4472Yeah but lex was being made sincere
This is why Batman started the contingency plans 💀
Real shit 😂😂
FACTS 😅
Just imagine a rampaging superman.
show name?
Lolll
"No more mr nice guy" is probably something drake would say
lol
When he covered his mouth I thought he would’ve lasered him in the eyes. That scene still haunts me
Bro I wish I could forgot that scene.
Injustice is not canon
@@danielcastillo9587 nobody said it was
@@danielcastillo9587 "Uhm Achtually The Story of Injustice isn't Canon" - 🤓
@@Its_Tuffumm actually INjUsTicE iS NoT CaNAn bro really thinks people where saying it was Canon when all he said was he couldn't get the scene of Superman killing Shazam out of his head lol
Batman secretly thinking of a million and one ways to kill Superman rn 💀
He probably was thinking about how he could push him to the kryptonite goo
"Runs on Kryptonite, you say?"
That's actually true it came out in one of the episodes lol. He had a plan to kill all of justice league. Multiple actually vibe was one way lol. Flash (cw) severely downplayed vibe
Lol nope, they'll all fail and superman was correct
batman over there just mentally reviewing his contingency plans with malicious intent
Batman internally : Yeah i gotta increase the efficiency of them kryptonite knuckles they looking kinda dull lately
@@humanman9920 cackleeeeeeeeee
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Batman:note to self aim for the balls
Did Lex really just say Captain Marvel? Bro broke the fourth wall
Actually back then Shazam used to be called that. But copyright issues with Marvel and yadayada happened and he's just called Shazam now
@@camnunes8847 Its kind of stupid, because how is he going to introduce himself without changing xd
@nokia3112 Paper note? I think in his movie they joked about his lack of a name, calling him names like Red Lightning, Cyclone, Thundercrack
“Bruce, it’s been five years, you still owe me sixteen dollars.”
“And you owe me for every mess you made me clean up,” he said in his badass Kevin Conroy voice.
I am repayment, I am the cheque, I am the Cashman
@@debsy101games"And i am his archenemy, Taxman
Super can just go to a diamond star and bring some tons of diamonds and become a zillonaire
Log that one under very badass
@@rigvedsingh6200and cause insane inflation in the progress
Clark: Bruce, it's been 5 years you still owe me 16 dol-
Bruce: Fuck off Clark, you made me pay for a $20 billion fusion engine.
I genuinely think that the justice league as a whole probably owes batman more money individually than any of them can afford.
@@akkie-hc6kc Well many heroes fund the JL, Batman, Green Arrow, Ted Kord and Mr Terrific are examples, but it is depicted in many forms of media that batman pays for it all. I don't know how that would be possible, as Wayne Industries would start asking questions when a large sum of thier net worth disappears.
@@King_Aegon I'm assuming Wayne Enterprises publically uses its "donations" to the league as a monumental tax write off
But I'm not all that knowledgeable with taxes to know if my head cannon holds up
@@eskewroberts7663 wait so the league is a charity/non profit
@@eskewroberts7663 this also implies a member of the justice league files it as a nonprofit
Batman be like: naah bro! That's coming outta your reporters salary. I ain't payin shit
I think Batman pays his reporters salary too
Batman will be happy to help clark tbh
@@Meteorknite batman's face says otherwise
@@JoelFraserakaSuperman exactly hes gonna hand him the check then ask for it right back lol
@@JoelFraserakaSuperman Of course, Bruce owns 60% of Daily planet shares
Batman is like “WTF?!, this guy…”
I see why batman be messing with him sometimes.
Considering that batman funds the entiire justice league can you blame him?
@AMYSCHILD GAMER LIVE Not really man. Bro deals with their bs on a daily basis, they even voted to kick him off because of a damn backup plan he had if the JL were mind controlled or went evil 💀
@bread yeh, and if I'm remembering correctly the plan wasn't even made to kill them or anything, just trap or save them 🤔🤦♀️
@@that_one_athena_cabin_girl LITERALLY
@bread5384 To be fair there are a couple other wealthy members of the justice league that chip in now and again. But not quite as often as they probably should lol
I love how Superman's immediate reaction to hearing that the generator uses Kryptonite as fuel is to continue trying to go near it.
Fetish 😭
*Superman sniffs kryptonite*
"...my favourite." Yes this dud happen.
Pink kryptonite 😳
@@mejustme5563 We don't speak about pink kryptonite
He don’t care what happens to him as long as he can save everyone else🤷🏾♂️
*_"Bitch, do you think I'm made out of money?"_*
"Well, no, but actually yes"
Seriously, Batman’s rich af but he doesn’t have unlimited money, bro’s pissed.
@@wet0wlespecially with how expensive fusion reactors are n stuff…
Without money, batman is basically useless to the league
@@Codename_Horizonbro probably has 17 nuclear powered engines for his Batmobile alone
"Bruce it's been five years and you still owe me 16 dollars."
"....f*ck off!"
Batman: “Nah Jit, you’re rebuilding that shit by hand.” *Walks away*
Come to think of it, he could (and should) have done exactly that. Wouldn't even be that difficult for him.
@@DivadRoverttwo words: kryptonite reactor.
@@luengfeifansome more words than that: he can obviously just go rewind time by reversing the Earth’s rotation, duh
@@jaesjmes5498😭
Funny thing is, he could, too
When the little kid has more sense than Superman.
Trust issues gets one fucked up
Well, he does have the wisdom of Solomon.
Supes is used to Lex playing 4D chess to mess with him, so it makes sense that Shazam would be a bit less biased than him.
Wisdom of Solomon
Injustice:
The IRS gonna have a field day with Wayne trying to explain where those millions went
Easy. He makes donations to the Justice League because he believes in their mission. He gets a tax write off and everything is good. I mean Bezos Musk and Gates do it. Hell even Zuckerberg and they don’t even help people. They just send it to the charities and pocket the money anyway
IRS: Mr. Wayne why do you keep having multiple million dollar transactions to anonymous sources?
Bruce: Because I'm rich and can do what I want with my money.
"So it went it went to lex luthor, criminal mastermind? And you are saying you arent in cahoots with him?"
He's rich they wouldn't care
W pfp pic
“No more mr nice guy” bro turned into drake for a second😂
Batman: "I shouldn't have bought that bank"
😂😂😂
Or "I shouldn't have bought that joker-themed casino".
Batman: “Thank God I pushed for recruiting Green Arrow.”
But he destroyed the bank 💀
😂😂😂😂
"Clark, your cousin still owes me 50,000 dollars."
55,000*
Talk to Batman
Add a zero or two maybe
@@hopesanddreams2998 nah it's from another episode where Batman says Supes owes 55K to Batman for damages
"just send me the bill."
When a literal child has more self restraint than you do, it’s time to head back to the drawing board.
Self restraint? It’s none of Shazam’s wisdom 💀 it comes with his powers
@@BlackStormApparel💀 using a skull to correct someone who probably doesn’t read the comics is cringe😂
Luthor can't be trusted, though. If he says he's building a nuclear reactor, you can bet that what he wants is a nuclear bomb.
@@BlackStormApparel Doesn't change the fact supes had neither.
Bro you just watched a fucking 60 sec videos and drew this conclusion, supes was right in the end buddy
“Of course the justice league will pay for the damage”
**cuts to batman**
The fact Shazam is able to go toe to toe with Superman and HURT him is amazing, the only thing he lacks is the proper combat training and experience
Yes, the magic is Shazam's advantage
Shazam literally the only one in comics who can handle with Superman. It's canon.
He can do well, but in the comics superman is way beyond him too.
Yeah unfortunately this is a common theme with shazam dc will never drop. Look into history of captain marvel to understand why its like that.
Bez magic is superman's weakness
Batmans like “that’s coming out of your fucking pay check at the daily planet”
Superman: Of course the justic league will pay for the damge.
Batman: Motherfucker, you think I'm made out of money?
Superman: you are money
@@wolfywlf3983 Batman: Thanks for the dinner invite everyone.
Superman: You're gonna cover the bill... Right?
Superman: Thats literally a full quarter of the reason you're on the league. You and Green Arrow are the leagues checkbooks, bats.
@@theredheadrevolution4156no wonder why he leaves
@@wolfywlf3983 this made me laugh more than i should have 🤣🤣
Batman: ... So my name is Justice Leauge?
I forget the context of the episode, but the guy that could evacuate the entire area in 30 seconds yelling "RUN AWAY THERE'S NO TIME!" is hilarious
The infrastructure damage would be a lot more than what he did in the scene.
@@AbbasAnwerAliand the mont of human flesh spread all around
He can't just superspeed grab them all, he'd probably snap their necks and bones.
@@pepethefrog6809Doesn't have to go supersonic tho,he can just go at a speeding car speed like 70mph.That still much faster than the speed that the civilian can muster.
@@kryptonianking552 Original comment says "evacuate the entire area in 30 seconds", how can he do that if he only goes as fast as a speeding car?
Now we know why Batman keeps a kryptonite bullet in the batcave 🦇🦇
Batcave? It's cannon dude has kryptonite on him 24/7
Not bullet, just a chunk. He'd never use a bullet anyway
@Britanion Dragon actually he doesn't keep it on himself at all times its locked away with only himself and Clark having access
@@wintertrooper7918 Justice League season 2 episode 4 Tabula Rasa
Amazo kicking everybody's ass Batman walks up Amazo scans Batman
Amazo. You have no powers
Batman. No but i have this,
Pulls out Kryptonite, Amazo flees
Hawk gir. You always carry Kryptonite?
Batman. Call it insurance!
Hawk girl. And they say I'm scary
@@britaniondragon3903 that's the cartoon.
"ofc Justice League will pay for damage"
Something tells me Batman doesnt like that, but ultimately pays cuz Superman has journalist's salary
Waltuh
I mean batman agreed in it...
Dont forget batman technicaly owns his news company so he pays superman the reporters salary as well
Eventually I think batman will end up homeless(I know this can’t happen cause show needs batman to be Rick but still, realistically)
@BumbleWick Nah. Because he's not just rich. He also makes a lot of money. So since money is also coming in and not just going out, it wouldn't be realistic if he'd become homeless/poor.
It's the last 2 seconds of the vid that really brings it all home. LOL!
Superman : The Justice League will pay for the damages
Meanwhile Bats is glaring at Supes like "By 'Justice League' you mean me".
And Oliver
@@aomaito5549 him too, lol. I keep forgetting Bruce isn't the only Leaguer who's loaded.
Batman: "Why would he plant a bomb and then stand on it?"
Superman: "I dunno. YOU'RE the detective."
Batman: "..."
This is the most perfect wtf face I've ever seen in context
@@venom_ftw9316 I don’t think it was meant as a face to begin with, it just worked out that way.
@@Ttttttttttttttttttoby that's makes it more awesome
@@venom_ftw9316 yes it does 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeing Superman cover Billy’s mouth gave me PTSD flashbacks to Injustice 💀
Glad he wasn't wonder women 💀
To be fair he does transform with words.
@@sapphirestar3978no, the ptsd flashbacks cause Superman killed Shazam after Shazam disagreed with Supermans ideology, he covered Shazam’s mouth and then eye beamed him in the brain
@@xdiamond7157 yikes. even killing a child.
@@sapphirestar3978 yea
Batman: “Really trying not to use kryptonite on this man”
Superman: The justice league will pay for the damages
Batman: I'm out
Superman: shit
He has Aquaman lined up.
Arthur, Diana, Oliver...
@@thebuggymancer4155yeah they are rich but Bruce Wayne have more skill in business which allowed him to have a reasonable price to pay while they would just stack that money with decent skill of handling money.
Hahahahaha
@@Mineblox_v1 Bruce Wayne is a loaded billionaire
too be fair, this is the exact reason why batman needs to be in the justice league despite his lack of super powers, he is the guy funding this whole operation.
He also has the best strategic mind. He wouldn't do something stupid like falsely accuse someone with no evidence, destroy public property, assault a colleague trying to stop him and not even give a proper apology. He doesn't even say I'M sorry he says "the justice league apologizes" he literally lumps everyone in with the stupid thing he did and makes BATMAN pay for the damage. Superman is an actual asshole
I'm sure Bruce hands some of those "Justice League bills" to Oliver from time to time.
When a child compared to an adult was actually going to try and let Bruce not lose money for no reason💀💀
I mean, there's a reason Batman trusts more kids than adults at this point
@@JohnPeacekeeper >Sees the Robins
Yeah, checks out
@@elliotmay7571 not his own😅
supermen is a kid big kid and alywas been
That "I'm Sorry" would sound like what Homelander would say. He said it but in the End he does it again.
Superheroes be like “we’ve saved the city” after destroying it over a minor disagreement
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@@takima504u witcho lame azz joke niguh 😐
Almost
Batman is like the father of a whole bunch of kids that just cost him money 😂
Now I wonder who costs Bruce more, his actuall kids orJL?
@@UrMentalHealth JL considering all the cleanup they need like here
Batman: We will be talking later.
Later:
Bruce: Sorry Clark, but the damages are going to be taken out of your paycheck.
Bruce:so dont expect a paycheck for the next 6 to 12 months at minimum
@@chese0965 Considering it was Lex's tech and Clark is a freaking writer on a newspaper... i would say 6 to 12 lifetimes
@@Nerift4832 that's more like it, yeah
This is why Batman has anger issues😂
The “is this B**ch serious” stare from Batman 😂
Man Shazam is so cool, this episode really made me like him as a kid, I mean that clip at the end where he gathers his thoughts and quits the league? Masterclass in character writing, just wish we saw more of him
I've never seen Batman look this mad. I don't think even any of the Robins or Batgirls ever got him this pissed off.
He wasn’t mad tho, he knew Superman was set up
@@CrownMe13he might of been mad for that reason
@@CrownMe13I don't think he knew yet
Actually batman already knew it even right from the start but the problem is that instead of convincing superman he decided to keep it to himself. That's why he didn't say much when superman scolding Shazam about trusting Lex Luther. Superman may have made the wrong action in the eyes of the public but he was right when it comes to Lex Luther. Some people are just simply incapable of change. And as for superman and lex they are always meant to be enemies even lex Said so in any universe the two of them will always be enemies it is written in the stars
Batman: How many times im pay for your shit?!
Batman's honest reaction: 🗿
Superman really had Batman and Luther consider teaming up there for a second 😂😂😂
Batman:”Bro..Yall definitely friends w me for the money”
Lol.the look on Batmans face when Supes looked at him after saying 'the Justice League will pay 4 d damges'😂😂😂😂
Bruce: "I do have a lot of money, BUT NOT INFINITE MONEY! Can you pay this kind of damages with your DP salary, Clark?"
*bruce pays his salary too*
Superman : "of course the Justice League will pay for damage"
Batman : "you little punk"
The way he carelessly handled Billy in that fight gave me Injustice flashbacks
injustice shazam got his ass kicked by deathstroke and luthor of all people .
Injustice Shazam was nerfed
@@RoccoSocko Well tbf Wonder Woman and Superman were buffed. Wonder Woman was a flat out dictator from the start after being betrayed in World War 2. Superman had way too much to lose
“No more mister nice guy” 💀💀💀
I love how he looked directly at Batman when he's talking about paying f****** bills broke ass Superman
Literally Luther took care of it 💀
@@shamartherealestsavage because Superman couldn't
@@tyking33 still.. Luther said it all was on him💀,it all was a play
@@shamartherealestsavage I remember the episode I'm saying that Superman is broke because he is watch the other movies where Superman offers to pay for something you either find it not happening or Batman will call him out on the fact that you're a news reporter you don't make enough to pay for any of these things in your lifetime
@@tyking33 well,I see your point..... superman has insufficient funds😭
Batman - “Clark, you better quit volunteering my pockets before I release this utility belt with my kryptonite brass knuckles on that ass” - and that’s on Gotham 🦇
😂😂😂HAHAHAHA! My god!
😂
his face
-Ace Vane 😂
@@lamarwashington7093 my ninja
I like how Superman looked at Batman after saying "Of course the Justice League will pay for the damage" that's just bullshit. 💀
"Im sure the justice league will pay for the damage"
"Batman be like ☠️💀🤬"
Imagine batman refusing to pay for this and clark paying it with his journalist salary 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Superman: Sorry. The Justice League will pay for the damages.
Batman: Mother fucker.
Batmans just like "this shit right here! That's why tf I don't like you Clark!" 😂
“ I literally pay for everything “ got me dying 😂😂😂
This was a perfect move by Lex. Sprinkle in a few very good deeds among his many crimes and get Superman paranoid and suspicious and when he goes after him he will be left with egg on his face.
Tbf, Lex do have good intend some time, is just he getting more paranoid with superman than u expect
The hardest hitting line from this episode was from captain marvel” you don’t act like hero’s anymore”
captain was a fool
if you think it a bomb, then let him taking if he worng replace it, if he right miillion die.
@@az21bob666Captain Marvel suggested having the super geniuses Steele and The Atom look it over and make sure it was safe. He wasn’t wrong to wanna give Luthor the benefit of the doubt, Supes just wouldn’t listen.
His names Shazam now
@@angelamarquez6720He is still Captain Marvel. Shazam is the name of the Wizard that gave him his powers.
@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujHe is no longer Captain Marvel get over it I am sick and tired of people like you getting stuck with that name Captain Marvel He is now Shazam and forever will be Shazam Get over it Captain Marvel doesn't exist anymore That name now belongs to Carol Danvers so get over it
I love the look Batman has in that last scene, he’s like “excuse me bitch, WHAT?”
Batman playin babysitter over here
Superman: “The Justice league will pay for the damage.”
Batman: “No they will the fuck not.”
"Yes, you will Clark. In monthly payments. Enjoy crippling debt, moron."
@@DedicatedGhost crazy
That look on Batman's face said "You are going to be working so much overtime to pay me back for this shit!"
Batman knows Superman can't pay him back
“I assume the Justice League will pay for that..”
Batman 👁️👄👁️
Batman: "Better ask for a raise at that little paper gig clark"