My bud spent a good 5 minutes berating the ghost, addressing it by name, and didn't get hunted lmao. It's the funniest shit when you say everything you can to upset it and it doesn't do shit like you hurt their feelings a little too much.
@@blarghinatelazer9394 Or you are the one insulting the ghost but it is your friend who is freaking out and staying quiet that get killed in hunting mode
I have so many clips of my friend (the bravest and most experienced of us all) quite literally fucking around and finding out in terms of fucking with the ghost and getting bopped.
I once did that in a solo professional run in VR. The ghost was demon and immediately hunted me at ~84% sanity. gg lol. At first i was like "what is happening? The ghost shouldn't be able to hunt at this time!"
Hardcore players:"OKAY THOMAS SIGN THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE, YEET THIS LAMP ON THE BEDROOM, TAKE A SELFIE WITH ME, FLICKER DA LIGHTS AND IMMA CLEANSE THIS HOUSE"
The accuracy of this video makes it great. The amount of new people freaking out because I'm reading down the list of words that trigger a reaction is absolutely insane, and its quite funny to watch when they do freak out.
ro cc once when I was playing with my friends on prison (professional) the ghost was upstairs in far away room and we couldn’t get there and do stuff without being hunted like 6 times before getting there and that applied when we were going to take more items as well. We were like “ok let’s just pick a room”
I would not consider myself “professional” but I still act like one and carelessly repeat trigger words. All my teammates, family members and neighbors just hear “attack hunt kill I’m scared” followed by the ghost name, every 2 seconds.
Not always .... my friend walked in there with the spirit box for the first time and we had a level 6 spike so she tried to talk to it and went "Hello daddy, are you single?" INSTANTLY dropped to 0
Honestly I see tons of new players that do the exact same thing as pro players, it just doesn't go very well for them because they don't know what to do when the ghost actually shows up ;)
Ngl pros dont even fear the ghost a little bit. If it hunts, they still gather evidence or just make fun about the ghost chasing them. This game produced some steel balls
I usually just activate the Cathedral effect and sing the Ave Maria. With a twist since I don't know the lyrics. But like 100% when I do this I get an answer. 15% of those answers are my mates telling me to shut up but the other 85% is the ghost :')
And the real pros know that spamming the name is pointless, since it has an internal cooldown of 10-20 seconds whenever the name is spoken before it will increase the activity percentage again. Go in, say the name once then stay quiet and listen. Wait for a bit, repeat. Ghost won't hunt anyway until the sanity threshold for each ghost type is reached (65 for Demon, 60 for Mare in the dark, 50 for everything else. Banshee can theoretically hunt at any time but the chance of this happening is very low and certain conditions need to be met even then, it will manifest near its' target but out of sightline and if the target enters its' sightline within 15 seconds it will begin a hunt immediately without the 8 second grace period).
it's super effective... unless phas doesn't recognise your accent like with some of my friends lol. they use a soundboard of me asking the ghost questions lmao
My Britishness always comes out in this game and I’m always like- “OI JOHN.. JOHNNY BOY JOHHNY MY LAD COME OUT SO WE CAN TAKE A PIC YEAH GONNA POST IT ON INSTA INNIT”
Story time, so uh I was playing with 2 of my buds and I saw some of the salt be destroyed so I slowly left without telling my palls and as soon as I turn around the door just SLAMS and all I hear is screaming
Oh my god i just love this video is extremely perfect xD I guess i change in between Intermediate and pro player-status then. If i wanna go pro, i go all out nonstop-speaking their name saying trigger names too and everything. This video is my soulmate representative of how i go pro-mode!
Yeah I've had a few games were the ghost literally did nothing the whole game so we all sat in its room chanting it's name like we were trying to summon it. And summon it we did 😂
My personal go to: "Daniel Thomas, We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty." *Finds Ouija board* "how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you"
Intermediate when I want the ghost to do something specific (Get dirty water, show itself, etc), pro when I need that "prevent a hunt with a crucifix" money or the like
Pros: when I want a sign *I will get a sign*
A sign that says *"Fuck you."*
you'll get your sign when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
Cons: The sign is death.
@@nickxenix *continues to repeat name aggressively*
@@plague6174 classic
Expert players: "AYE YO DANIEL THOMAS, MY BOI! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, WE NEED MONEY"
My bud spent a good 5 minutes berating the ghost, addressing it by name, and didn't get hunted lmao. It's the funniest shit when you say everything you can to upset it and it doesn't do shit like you hurt their feelings a little too much.
XD
Daniel: "AYE YO WTF? THERE'S NO NEW PLAYER"
i have given you a sign with the 666th like. he should be here soon. >:)
@@blarghinatelazer9394 Or you are the one insulting the ghost but it is your friend who is freaking out and staying quiet that get killed in hunting mode
Me when I play with one other person: Intermediate
Me and the boys: Pro
Me when I play alone: beginner
"Use it's name to anger it", what could go wrong?
I have so many clips of my friend (the bravest and most experienced of us all) quite literally fucking around and finding out in terms of fucking with the ghost and getting bopped.
Banshees : I have been summoned, I have to *hUNT*
ouija board
"ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE? ARE YOU ALIVE?"
I once did that in a solo professional run in VR. The ghost was demon and immediately hunted me at ~84% sanity. gg lol. At first i was like "what is happening? The ghost shouldn't be able to hunt at this time!"
@@Kiven8000 I have Steven a hug he had a hook for a hand I’m in vr also
Hardcore players:"OKAY THOMAS SIGN THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE, YEET THIS LAMP ON THE BEDROOM, TAKE A SELFIE WITH ME, FLICKER DA LIGHTS
AND IMMA CLEANSE THIS HOUSE"
And then you look in the journal and see the selfie with the ghost. Now that I think about it this game needs a Selfie mode.
Level 1000 player: *slams open the front door* "Fight me bitch ghost you won't"
This gives the same energy as that one guy who held up a metal pole in a thunderstorm to goad Zeus...and almost immediately got struck by lightning...
@@ShatteredGlassRoses "STRIKE ME DOWN, ZEUS. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BA-"
The accuracy of this video makes it great. The amount of new people freaking out because I'm reading down the list of words that trigger a reaction is absolutely insane, and its quite funny to watch when they do freak out.
Usually I'm fine with it, if we are trying for the optional objectives. It's a major pain to get evidence when it hunts every 30 seconds
ro cc once when I was playing with my friends on prison (professional) the ghost was upstairs in far away room and we couldn’t get there and do stuff without being hunted like 6 times before getting there and that applied when we were going to take more items as well. We were like “ok let’s just pick a room”
I would not consider myself “professional” but I still act like one and carelessly repeat trigger words. All my teammates, family members and neighbors just hear “attack hunt kill I’m scared” followed by the ghost name, every 2 seconds.
Lmfao I do the exact same thing "ATTACK, HUNT, KILL, DO SOMETHING"
If u wanna have some fun some insults can set it off too
Are you friendly ?
"KILL"
Where are you ?
"HERE.."
😭
My favorite is,
Do you wanna hurt us?
"DIE"
My mind:"ARE YOU READY TO MEET JESUS"
Who are you?
"E"
"Where are you?"
"BEHIND"
"How young are you?"
"Old"
Pro: says his name over and over again
Ghost: STFU MAN *Snaps neck*
we just have a collective roast session in the ghost room. you gotta assert dominance.
Definitely this seems about right.
like literally the new guys are nervous
Pros are like: "Hurry up, I got to be home before dinner"
Pro level has Buzzfeed Unsolved energy.
“Hey there, demons it’s me, ya boy”
Flirting with the ghost works too and damn they react fast
Not always .... my friend walked in there with the spirit box for the first time and we had a level 6 spike so she tried to talk to it and went "Hello daddy, are you single?" INSTANTLY dropped to 0
my light FLICKERED when he started repeating daniel thomas. Thank you for making me aware of the ghost in my house 👻
*inhales* DANIEL THOMAS!!!
Insult him "Haha Daniel has a small Thomas, stupid dumbass died like an idiot"
Legendary: "Hey there Daniel Thomas, it's me, ya boi!"
When I first started I accidentally walked into one of the portraits on the wall and screamed my ass off-
Damn!😂😂😂
Not as scary when the ghost says "die" on the spirit box and your PC auto-restarts xD
My dyslexic ass combined "first" and "started" into "farted"
IM DYING, HELP-
This just happened to me. It was the guy on the first map in the kitchen
One time I ask the ghost "are you gay?" The ghost started hunting. After the hunt ends, I ask again. Light flicker a bit then the 2nd hunts begin lol
The pro just sounds like he wants to get this over with as fast as possible bruh
Gotta grind them levels for the massive go boost.
“Come kill us, Barbara Miller! If you’re so brave!”
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
“Daniel Thomas, Daniel Thomas, Daniel Thomas”
Oh I can relate to that
Okay this is actually so real
Not enough swearing for the intermediate/pro players
Honestly I see tons of new players that do the exact same thing as pro players, it just doesn't go very well for them because they don't know what to do when the ghost actually shows up ;)
"Your mother never loved you! " is a great way to get a ghost to eat your crosses and hunt you
New Me: Walks inside and screams name and walks outside
the last one is so fucking accurate oh my god
My friend was screaming the ghosts name while stealing everything from the house and it hunted once
Speedrunners: *Enter room, throw items* understandable have a nice day.
I personally prefer "Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary" myself.
ghosts apparently get angrier when you swear so my squad and i go in swearing like a sailor
Ngl pros dont even fear the ghost a little bit. If it hunts, they still gather evidence or just make fun about the ghost chasing them. This game produced some steel balls
"Daniel Thomas" x12 😂😂😂
Plot twist: Daniel Thomas is his kid and they were just playing hide and seek
I usually just activate the Cathedral effect and sing the Ave Maria. With a twist since I don't know the lyrics.
But like 100% when I do this I get an answer.
15% of those answers are my mates telling me to shut up but the other 85% is the ghost :')
me and the boys cussing out a demon
These pro Vs noob in phasmo is hilarious 😂😂 I need more of this in my life
I'm often times nice at first, and then I'll get mean depending on how stubborn the ghost is.
THE BEST WORD TO HUNT THAT WORKS FOR ME IS, (*KILL US*) THAN THE SAYING THE NAME
I’m level 5 and apparently I act like a pro
I didn’t know this
And the real pros know that spamming the name is pointless, since it has an internal cooldown of 10-20 seconds whenever the name is spoken before it will increase the activity percentage again. Go in, say the name once then stay quiet and listen. Wait for a bit, repeat. Ghost won't hunt anyway until the sanity threshold for each ghost type is reached (65 for Demon, 60 for Mare in the dark, 50 for everything else. Banshee can theoretically hunt at any time but the chance of this happening is very low and certain conditions need to be met even then, it will manifest near its' target but out of sightline and if the target enters its' sightline within 15 seconds it will begin a hunt immediately without the 8 second grace period).
wha?
I can't tell if this person is serious or is joking
Ye, i thought i posted a comment about that :/, but i might have taken it down lol
ok but where's the fun in that
@@ian-hm6cx Having "that guy" in your group that just repeats the name over and over is annoying.
I was playing yesterday and I was like "OH HELL NO" when I asked the ghost where it was and it said "behind".
Experts:*Says ghosts name over 100 times just to got evidence*
Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas Daniel Thomas .. im trying to get them appear for a picture not hunt my a$$ lol
I just continually shit talk the ghosts
it's super effective... unless phas doesn't recognise your accent like with some of my friends lol. they use a soundboard of me asking the ghost questions lmao
You forgot the chads who curse out the ghost
My Britishness always comes out in this game and I’m always like- “OI JOHN.. JOHNNY BOY JOHHNY MY LAD COME OUT SO WE CAN TAKE A PIC YEAH GONNA POST IT ON INSTA INNIT”
That's just how I evolved lmao
the last one is just me when playing with new players to scare them lol
Me and my friends just chant its name in a circle lol, but shouting at it in profanity works too
I usually tell the ghost I have a sacrifice (aka my older sister lol) for them. 5 times outta 10 they respond xD
You should do a beginners walkthrough for some of the maps
The ghost is scared of him
Story time, so uh I was playing with 2 of my buds and I saw some of the salt be destroyed so I slowly left without telling my palls and as soon as I turn around the door just SLAMS and all I hear is screaming
I haven’t played Phas in a couple months but damn this shit was accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Other species of new players: Act like pro's by constantly saying the ghost name aswell
when i started playing with my friend we would say its name cuz we didnt know it angers it lol
Pros, instantly shouting the name..
Pro: yep, it's a spirit
Spirit: hey, hey, HEY!! That's cheating how tf u know!! Come back ere u!!
I guess I'm a level 6 pro player because I knew immediately what the pro player was gonna be
Have you ever, chanted the ghost's name and run out the house leaving your friends to die, yeah that's how I know there's a ghost
I just shout curse words at it until it appears.
It's so accurate it's funny
experts : "YO DAINEL TOMAS YOU STUPID ***** SHOW YOURSLF" *starts chanting their name*
Insym: Carol Carol Carol *While doing the teabag move*
Pros: I ain’t got time to play your games. Imma just anger you
Oh my god i just love this video is extremely perfect xD
I guess i change in between Intermediate and pro player-status then.
If i wanna go pro, i go all out nonstop-speaking their name saying trigger names too and everything.
This video is my soulmate representative of how i go pro-mode!
Ghost react to Pro Players: These fvckers again. So.... you have chosen death.
Meantime me and my friends launching the "hunt-hunt-kill-kill" protocole 😂
Amateur: “Hello?” *3 years later*, Spirit box: “Die!” Freaks out!
Intermediate: “Hello?” *1 year later* Ghost begins to hunt and everyone dies.
Professional: “Hello?” Instant ghost sighs. Nope time to go.
I swear whenever pros walk in the house the ghost bumps something while trying to hide... its so true tho
Yeah I've had a few games were the ghost literally did nothing the whole game so we all sat in its room chanting it's name like we were trying to summon it. And summon it we did 😂
you forgot the autoclicker on the lightswitch for the pros while spamming the name xD
I T pose in VR while saying uwu
My personal go to: "Daniel Thomas, We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."
*Finds Ouija board* "how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you how old are you"
legendary players: damn daniel
These are so funny because they are 100% true xD
lol your content is so accurate
the last one was IGP and ICY,
Pros: *put music while yelling daniel thomas*
Pros: SHOW YOURSELF KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
AYO DANIEL THOMAS CAN I GET AN OWA OWA FOR THE GRAVY TRAIN
Pros:Mass Ping on Ghost discord
Hackers:/Summon Daniel Thomas
The future of ghost hunting all thanks to this simulator
Yes
keep up the good phasmophobia memes bro
All players: Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson
*locks friend in basement*
“Are you French?” 😂😂
daniel thomas daniel thomas daniel thomas daniel thomas daniel thomas
Where's The Beyond Pro Players Who Just Yell Obscenities & Insults At The Ghost! XD
AcTuAlLy ThErE iS 20 sEcOnD cOoL tImE tO aNgEr ThE gHoSt!!
I love that you are so accurate on the video tho! :D
some players also know that a ghost will get pissy if you cuss at it, so pros tend to just kind of turn into sailors while hunting ghosts
I managed to redefine death in the game.
When your with me, two people are going to die.
this is modern art right here
My First Phasmophobia experience were a guy sniffing me thru his mic and another blasting earrape music, kinda miss those guys tbh..
ultra master level:
"Are you french?"
And then there's me, who just verbally berates the ghost, using every insult and piece of strong language I know.
This again is wayyyyy too accurate
THE PRO IS LITERALLY ME TO TROLL MY FRIENDS 😂
Intermediate when I want the ghost to do something specific (Get dirty water, show itself, etc), pro when I need that "prevent a hunt with a crucifix" money or the like