A christian in a room of full of atheists will always be the most rational man in the room. Edit: im a christian in a reply section full of atheists yet my comment has the most likes, meaning im the most rational (agreeable to reason) person here. Proving my point.
Y'all are sleeping on the fact that for once, Son and Father are on the exact same wavelength. Son's subtle "Show him" right before Richard gets strangled? That's true father son energy right there.
I just witnessed a crusader who has lived for at least 700 years vibe check a neckbeard. The comedy on this channel has not needed to evolve that much, has it?
♥️know♥️ 1 John 5 KJV 13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. 1 Corinthians 15 KJV 1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Romans 3 KJV 25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;
he's missing at least 200 lbs then we could considerate that he has a status in the discord community, but he doesn't have anything related to any underage girl there so he still wouldn't be mod
"Thats why you're maidenless" is honest-to-god the funniest thing I've heard in a long time and I'm still laughing as I type this. Your channel is the best. God bless.
"Deus Vult." *He says as he grabs the Redditor by the throat and summons his mighty Great Hammer from the Heavens, before crushing the Maidenless Soul like a Pancake.*
Father is the most powerful character ever and here's why - his helmet ALONE provides him with enough defense to survive an explosion that would destroy the universe 950 trillion times over - has over 700 years of combat experience - can teleport - is immortal - has godlike crusader powers - is always prepared - can summon guns at will - has Wi-Fi in his helmet - can lift cousin Richard off the ground by the neck with just one hand - is the best swordsman on the planet ( probably even the best one in the omniverse) - is so powerful and scary that when he showed up the war all of the armies in the world surrendered in fear - his house is a literal fortress filled with booby traps - can change the way math works - can make time move diagonally - has reality bending powers - can defeat Son in a duel with very little effort even without his sword or guns - survived son's greatest joke which was so funny it would have killed any living being with less power than an infinite celestial being of mass destruction - his helmet is surgically attached to his head so you would have to take his head off to take it away but since his helmet gives him so much power such an act will never be done - calls the weight of 8 neutron stars light - Is so good at tricking people that he managed to make son think that his ultra powerful anime armor was actually a match for him - managed to survive son's bomb trap along with multiple shotgun blast which would have been enough to destroy an entire multiverse and no, the armor did not aid him - destroyed son's indestructible barricade - powerful enough to reject combining the forces of god with anime since his power is at such a high level this would not increase it - destroyed son's ultra powerful anime armor with very little effort - was recently buffed and is now exponentially more powerful - is smart enough to see past the attempts at world domination of John Anime - was brave enough to try and take on twitter and also managed to survive while holding back heavily ( he acted like he was wounded so that son would not think that father is more powerful than what he thought) - can take on the IRS ( best feat yet) - is lucky enough to keep rolling D20s for 2 hours straight - read an entire manga in less than 2 seconds - can use a keyboard that was turned off - destroyed the world - has an arsenal of extremely powerful weapons forged through impossible means with the most powerful materials in the omniverse - is a master prankster - one shotted (pun intended) super saiyan son - can ban anybody from talking, breathing and even reality (this ability probably has no limitations) - is an equal to uncle - can still function normally while sleeping via dreaming a 1:1 representation of reality and sleepwalking - can move during Son's time stop - casually destroyed a ballistic missile - beats Goku - made a nuke run away from a fight - was so strong that he managed to rip out the png of a metal rod out of a computer and have it come out as an actual metal rod and not just a picture - can casually lift a metal rod infused with neutronium - can easily one shot son who is able to tank hits from said neutronium infused metal rod - destroyed the moon - when he knocks the sun hides - can pause an online game - is able to predict an entire conversation and it's subject before it even happens - can destroy multiple galaxies with a snap of his fingers - can time travel - has purchased multiple copies of GTA VI - have you seen the man's mourning routine? - scared Jesus into turning the entire Nile river to wine - survived the incomprehensible levels of cringe he felt during Son's attempts to "seduce" him - his shotgun was so powerful that it could one shot him and when it was given to Son he destroyed all of California in the time it took for father to respawn - was the cause of the plague - is so badass that even his reflection was strong enough to mirror his power - can recreate FNAF flawlessly in his house - became a president of the united states despite being a European - travelled to the hell divers world just so that he could do the job with his own hands - defeated Son super easily without the use of any weapons - can talk normally while mewing - his face emits so much energy that it can instantly kill beings as powerful as son - can instantly kill people by commanding them to die - killed half of Europe because he couldn't see his fore head - can very quickly remove the "depression" debuff from himself at the sight of heresy - his running causes earth quakes - can break object (maybe even people) by looking at them really hard - can use the go go gadget finger gun - can manipulate screens to send messages - survived a level 2 testicular torsion spell - played hockey before it was even invented - knows more fun facts than fun facts themselves (thanks to @My5t1CkN0Va for helping with this discovery) - effortlessly speedran Malenia, blade of Miquella - can speak every language - can remain perfectly still for 200 years and not have his house change at all (he can probably freeze places around him in time) - destroys half of the planet daily - is an omnipotent being with god powers - can accurately predict someone's location no matter how far away they are from him - can accurately land a shot on someone 2608 miles away without even seeing them - is smart enough to construct a bomb out of a water bottle and some cables in only 2 hours (said bomb was implied to be able to destroy the state they were in)
Did we just have an episode where Son and Father had a polite, quiet, and normal conversation before Father got into a not as normally heated conflict that wasn't with Son?
I don't know if you're serious or not, but just in case, the atheist guy climbed on top of the chair he was sitting on to make it appear as if he had been lifted by the chubby knight.
@@ExtremeMadnessX the atheist said Humans were made over 2000 years ago but it’s been proven that it’s been more than that, The Bible also didn’t have dates until it got closer and closer to Jesus’ Birth
Thank you Kratos. The Greeks were some of the first to convert so I'm glad your on are si... oh my lord. GOD OF WAR WAS ABOUT A CHRISTAN DESTROYING THE PAGANS!!! It all makes sense now.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx Fun Fact: In the one of the original drafts for one of the God of War games there was also going to be a Norse and Egyptian Kratos, and together they were going to kill and the pagan gods. Resulting in the rise of monotheism culminating with the three of them being the wise men whom greeted Christ.
He is the Immortal manifestation of the crusades. He is the collection of the rage and rightous fury of the Cruaders infused into a body of flesh that never tires, never rests, never falters. DEUS VULT!! Or just an angel that got struck down with Schizophrenia.
I like to imagine whenever the Cousin appears, the anime girl pictures just appear with him and start spreading around the room, like a disease or something
Like a rotten fungus anime girl pictures that on spreads on any surface with the presence alone? That's some like a sick and cool idea/gimmick for the cousin If the bread boys where to be animated and sir your comment need to be pinned
My dad is like super religious, but i think he taught me well "Respect everyone, Protect everyone even if they don't believe in what you consider God." "Be a scholar not a Zealot, teach the good deeds from the book but don't force them."
@@afthabansari251 no. We have plenty of respect. It's just that we hate criticism. It's just the truth. There are so many bullshit and directly harmful ideas out there but we seemingly aren't allowed to criticise them. When we do we are either outcast or ignored.
That's the Joke.) Among others, like the "I made it up" and father expecting a different line freezing for a second as his brain had to 180. The body language was brilliant 👌
@@christopherrogers303 That's bs and you know it. 🙄 a true God would always answer an honest individual, faith not withstanding. And that's true assuming the god is good, that's the one caveat. Any god lacking this caveat has the neccesary freedom to do otherwise if they so please.
@@IronCrown you want a source to how the age of fossils is proven sure thing here you go "To establish the age of a rock or a fossil, researchers use some type of clock to determine the date it was formed. Geologists commonly use radiometric dating methods, based on the natural radioactive decay of certain elements such as potassium and carbon, as reliable clocks to date ancient events."
@@nebulongalaxus7212 It would've been funnier if the neckbeard starting talking about every form of dating method and explained how each one worked before being interrupted
Man playing the neckbeard took the role a step further with the forward hunched posture, the way neckbeards talk like they think they're an anime character, and the way he celebrates a dead meme reference
I knew a person in high school who had these _exact_ mannerisms. They weren't cringe reddit atheists, thankfully. They were just a weeb who took themselves wayyyyy too seriously.
@@Mika-ph6ku Well if i would want to sleep with someone i can always just buy a prostitute and thats good enough for me since i dont desire a relationship also arent all christians maidenless since you have that premarigial sex rule so unless your a cheating bastard them you dont have any either
@@frenchempire9471 Because Susan and her youtube lackies care only about their public image from the investors and revenue gained from ads/premium services. Far more then they care about the content creators and people actually using this site.
I'd say it's very characteristic of these kinds of people, they don't have the refined behavior, the proper clothes or the human decency to go with it.
I wear fedoras when my school did Guys and Dolls, and I am the most gentlemanly person in school. Wearing the fedora just makes people think I look weird in a good way or so gentlemanly
The neck beard is literally the embodiment of “ In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.” Well done boys a very entertaining, well made and BASED skit. God bless.
The peak of masculinity is indeed an atheist wearing ahegao in a corner of home printed waifu posters, if this Chad can’t get a girlfriend, we don’t stand a chance
Ok hear me out. Imagine a man dressed in a crusader armour with a cloth with the cross on the front weilding a shot gun. That dream boot would be the peak.
@@lordtoomas lmao nah we are the scientific community would kill u idiots if you tried a crusade. We has science and technology and reality. We'd win easily. Lol don't try it kids
0:47 im a Christian and i dont believe that, because we count years after Jesus's birth, but there was a lot of things in the bible that happened before that.
@@logosking2848 LOL shows what you know word Queen, I'm a Christian LOL I'm just not superstitious like you are, I know how to take a joke and Sky daddy does as well, you going to look at a platypus and not tell me he has a sense of humor, so don't act so melodramatic karen, Bruce Wayne went through way more hardship than you did and he's not complaining
@@onamattapeeya for one, there are about a hundred reasons why an all good all powerful God doesn't exist but the main reason its so hard to belive in is because there is hardly any evidence to support that he exists in the first place. Almost all evils in this world are rewarded in some form or another. People say that they found Jesus's body but how do we even know its jesus if we haven't DNA sampled him before hand. We truly can't be sure if there's a god when he hasn't made any attemp to announce his existence to us in recent years. And its funny because this would be the prefect time for him to do something. Greed is on the rise and sometimes even encouraged. Lust is a common affliction. Wrath is still at its heights especially considering war in Russia and other places. Sloth is something almost everyone has fallen victim to nowadays. Pride is obvious. Envy is something that is still present as well. Far too many people suffer from gluttony as well, especially in the US. And much worse sins were committed in the past, there's still no sign of divine intervention.
@@prophecybydefault4708 at the same time I debate atheists because of their contempt and disrespective religion, I debate evangelicals for being overly superstitious, and it boils down to this, everyone has a right to believe what they want, no one has a right to force their opinions on others, that includes insults sarcasm etc, if you don't agree with someone's beliefs the mature thing to do is to Let It Go, freedom of speech is a constitutional right, and nowhere in the First Amendment does it say that people have to listen to your speech, so I don't really understand the point of your message, I'm not trying to change your beliefs and you're not going to change mine, making arguments over whether or not the deity exists is a moot point, and while I do respect science immensely, sometimes people assume too much for example a theory is just that, is a theory and nothing else that is why we refer to Newton's Laws as laws and the Big Bang Theory as a theory, it is our best guess but we cannot prove it, and no one so far has been able to explain the state of existence before the Big Bang, yes people mention the Big Bang as if it is already been established as fact, the same thing with the theory of evolution, it is clear that Evolution takes place in some form but that does not necessarily mean our model is correct, another example is the age of the universe, every few decades new information is discovered and the estimated age of the universe is increased,
@@inferno38 it does, at least how everyone else sees them. An appeal to evolution and the time of the earth An appeal to their own subjective experience as if they think the Bible hasn't touched on the topic (when it has either indirectly or directly through the core philosophy of the argument itself and the macrocosmic topic it stems from) An appeal to sources (sometimes met up to academic standards, sometimes not disproving or proving what they say it does even within the study or further studies built upon or before that one to give it context and other meta analysis, and when it does it still doesn't often check all the boxes off the debunk what they say it does, maybe call into question if we have the complete understanding of it from the scriptures, but the core premise of the scriptures is still valid itself) After that, it's usually belittling terms and stereotypes and/or logical fallacies raging at religious people (typically Christians which they have a hard on for going after the most for some strange reason in the west). At least on much of reddit and some comment spaces, of course there are some very courdial and good atheistic or agnostic/atheistic mixed places that one can stimulate their mind in, especially on issues aside from religion like philosophy and popular cultural topics like anime and theatre; possibly hence why you see often agnostic-eurasian motifs in many anime themes and story lines like protagonist and antagonist and their philosophies on life and critiques for why they go against each other).
Cousin Richard: How are you this strong?! Father: 100 Hail Mary's 100 Glory Be's 100 Our Father's And a 10 hour act of penance! EVERY SINGLE DAY! PRAISE THE LORD!!
Atheist: "If humans were created 2,000 years ago, then how come it's the year 2022?" Father: "You're supposed to update the 'years ago' part." Favorite part!
When I read the title I expected something along the lines of that one comment years ago The comment read "Thank God I'm an Atheist" This was still really funny, and Father lifting up that guy like he was nothing but a mannequin? That's the Lord's strength coming through right there
Gee bread boys became really popular, I was scrolling and saw a random video of them and they didn't had much subscribers, but now years later there Popular geez, it's like sleeping and waking up and seeing a lot of food gone in 1 day.
As an atheist, I can confirm that we sit in the corners of christians’ houses while wearing hentai merch and dramatically posing until someone notices me so I can debunk their mythical sky daddy. We reproduce by making people read textbooks on human evolution.
This is long, but here it goes. Actually, there are many good causes to support Christianity. Science is highly-fallible (listed below), carbon-dating is circular-reasoning in many cases (a bit further below), and Christianity and evolution both require faith (listed even further below). All of these, though long, will be addressed in fine-points. The first is how many times science, which people believe is infallible and god-like these days, has changed and been altered and amended in dramatic, worldview-shifting ways: from Ptolemy to Newton, it all changes and shifts, and is inconsistent, because man continually find out that he messed up and misread it colossally. That’s not to say that it’s bad or pointless: just flawed and non-absolute, and should be open to possibility. Secondly, every time atheists believe they’ve found a, “gotcha moment,” against religion, they simply state it and move on, without ever looking into the other side’s reply: there is, usually, a very solid counter which violates neither the operation of the world around man or Christianity. Christian apologetics is very broad with many good answers, if one attempts to seek them out in good-will and to hear it out: to be open-minded, in other words. Next, carbon-dating is highly-flawed in how it is done, in many cases: in order to determine age, how much of a daughter-element is present from a mother-element (radiological decay, also known as half-life) is used-however, one must know how much of the mother-element was there to begin with, in order to determine how long it took to get however much of the daughter-element. Basically, what happens, in many cases, is a researcher goes, “Based on evolution, this-and-that much of a mother-element would’ve been here, which means it took such-and-such amount of time for this daughter-element to appear, thus proving evolution!”-when, you know, some of that daughter element may have simply been there to begin with. See the problem? It’s circular: it relies on evolutionary theory to prove evolutionary theory, and, as such, in highly-invalid, despite being popular-just because it’s popular or an easy-out does not make it correct. Oftentimes, objective research becomes improbable (on both sides, atheistic and religious, alike), because people look at evidence through the lens of their own views: one small example of this is what evolutionists call evidence of a common ancestor, creationists call evidence of a common Creator; and what evolutionists call a record of evolving creatures in the fossil-record, creationists call evidence of a Great Flood and more advanced creatures getting to higher ground quicker. Evolution appears to connect a lot of the issues, but so does creationism: however, people don’t like creationism, because it means there is a God and morals and a higher power than man, which man tends to not looks too much, so creationism gets suppressed and called pseudo-science…a lot like Copernicus and Newton, who were both Christians, by the way, so the claim that evolution is responsible for all advancements also goes straight out the window quite rapidly…. Lastly, evolution claims that a singularity expanded to form the current universe (roughly, anyway), an event called the Big Bang-in order for this to be true, however, the singularity must have been acted upon by an outside force to go from not expanding to expanding-but if there is no outside, how can this be? Next, evolutionist claimed that there was an outside cause (maybe a meteor or some form of cosmic energy or radiation hitting it: one theory), but that brings up the question, “Well, where did that come from?”-it then devolves into more and more causes-and-effects without any true-origin. An endless string of causes and effects cannot exist, and necessitates a starting-point-if it’s all physical, with no greater meaning or greater cause, this is impossible, because something cannot come of nothing, and, therefore, and infinite string of causes with no unaltered-origin is implausible and impossible. Evolution then requires that the universe is, simply, eternal: however, basic thermodynamics disproves this. Evolution, oddly, requires a person to abandon cause-and-effect, thermodynamics, and science itself. Even multiverse-theory begs the question, “Where did the other universes that caused this universe come from, then?”, and compounds evolution’s initial-problems on a multiversal-scale: infinite times the problems, in other words. In order to answer the question, “Why is there something, rather than nothing?”, it takes an Unmoved Mover, One Who acts and is not acted upon, to get this done: an infinite and eternal Being Who is eternal and is beyond physics, is beyond time, and is beyond space: One who authored such concepts and created them, to begin with-in other words, God. Ultimately, evolution and creationism both require faith-the question is, which is to be believed? The one which constantly appeals to reason-breaking self-contradiction, or one which, while fantastic and containing massive implications for the world and man, is consistent and does not violate its own tenets? The choice is clear between the two, and is simply a matter of who one chooses to believe, whether for or against the evidence. Whereas this bonus-point does not necessarily prove or disprove evolution, and is only tangentially attached to it, it still conflicts with a lot of people: a lot of people claim that morals only came about because it was evolutionarily-advantageous, but that is not truly right or wrong: it is simply what is advantageous or what it not. In order for there to be a true morality, a true right and wrong, a true moral law, there must be a Giver of moral-law (God), and absolute good and evil. The claim, “There is no truth.”, backfires on itself: how can it be true that there is no truth? In order for that statement to be correct, it must be true, but it denies truth’s very existence: therefore, there must be a case in which there is truth, because the statement, “There is no truth.”, denies its own ability to be true, thus proving the opposite (that there is truth). The claim, “There is no right or wrong.”, cannot be right for similar purposes: it denies the very existence of right, to begin with, and cannot be right. God is necessarily and indispensable for morality to exist: this is not saying that atheists cannot be good people (they can be, and often are)-they are, simply, inconsistent in claiming that it’s morality-that it’s anything more than advantage to them or their group. With the existence of God well-established and evolution well-debunked by mere observation, the question is, “Who is God? How can man relate to Him? Can man even relate to Him? Is He for or against man?”-choosing a religion can be tricky, but, once again, for similar causes as above, Christianity comes out on-top, and the good news is, God is on man’s side. Man is fallen, after the Fall, and is sinful. Man was made to be perfect, as God is perfect, but man chose otherwise and lost that chance. Every person makes mistakes, and, as people, that seems very small to mankind (and, to mankind, it is: people make mistakes, and that’s that)-however, God is infinitely above man and infinitely more Holy to man, and to God, that is cosmic-treason and unacceptable-however, God still loved man and wanted to be at peace with man, not to harm man. God could not overlook man’s mistakes, so Jesus Christ lived a perfect life and gave Himself on man’s behalf, that anyone who accept His free gift (anyone who acknowledges that they cannot make it to Heaven to be with God by their own works, and that they need Jesus’s gift, and accept it, and no other) will be saved. For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.”-it is talking about shall not be punished (perish, far worse than physically perishing) in the afterlife for eternity, but will have everlasting-life with Jesus. It’s not about what you do: while you should do good out of gratitude to God, wanting to improve your own life, and wanting to help others, that won’t get a person to Heaven-only Jesus’s gift can, and, once accepted in faith, it never goes away. When Christianity says to have faith, it doesn’t mean, “Oh, believe it just because!”-it means to accept Jesus as your Savior and to have faith that that’s enough. By the way, Jesus is called the Son of God, who thought it not robbery to be equal with God, because of the Holy Trinity: Christianity serves one God, but God is three people in one essence (God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit)-this is, admittedly, a concept no man can FULLY understand, but that simply proves that no man could make it up. Every other religion says, “You must do this-and-that to reach Heaven.”, but Christianity says, “It is done: simply accept the gift, friend.”. The notion that God Himself would sacrifice for man and give Himself up to be punished is not too good to be true: it’s too good to not be true. If you doubt that Jesus is God rose from the dead, you’re not alone: Lee Strobel was an investigative-reporter who was also an atheist, and he wanted to disprove Christianity by disproving Jesus’s resurrection. He was so overwhelmed by the evidence for Jesus’s historical-existence and resurrection that he converted to Christianity and accepted Christ as his Savior. His book is called, “The case for Christ, and you should give it a read-simply give the New Testament and The Case For Christ an open-minded chance, at least seeing what it says. Many Christians read Origins Of The Species and give it a chance, as well.
I kinda want a game, manga/anime series of the Bread boys and the lore they have. I feel like if done right, it could be an amazing game. Imagine the power ups Father has from God himself?
Video idea: son asks why his father kills heretics if one of the commandments says: Thou shalt not kill. (you must not kill) AND also Jesus says: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself (love your neighbor as you love yourself)
0:54 That fossil dating fails to take into account that conditions regarding heat, time, and pressure were not always constant. That fossil dating assumes that conditions were always the same. However, if conditions were not always the same, then it could have drastically changed the amount of time fossils would have needed to be buried where they are buried. For instance, fossils could have been buried under sedimentary rock far faster if there was a lot of water, or a flood. If there was a physical flood as described in the Old Testament, then those fossils could easily have been buried under deep layers of sedimentary rock in a short period of time, thus being compatible with a universe approximately 5,782 years old. *_Deus vult._*
dude there are literally human civilizations that go back further than 6000 years, ignoring carbon dating we have tons and tons of evidence proving the earth is older than that.
@@galarstar052 I could just say the same thing in a different costume: "dude there are literally no human civilizations that go back further than 6000 years, ignoring flawed carbon dating we have tons and tons of evidence proving the earth is no older than that." What you said is an extremely feeble argument. Furthermore, it reeked of soy. The first person who replied to me was sophisticated and intellectually honest. you, on the other hand, are not. For these reasons, I doubt you are worth having an argument with. Muted.
@@Jewish_Juggernaut no current civilisations that are that old but there are plenty of buildings which predate 6000 years. You're the one genuinely arguing dinosaurs lived merely thousands of years ago alongside humans, flintstones style, you have no right to judge anyone else for not being sophisticated or intellectually honest. I'd like to see the tons and tons of evidence that the earth is less than 6000 years old, surely it must be some mind-blowing proof seeing as it goes against basically all scientific findings for the last few centuries. With this evidence you could turn the community on it's head and become one of the most influential scientists of all time.
Your argument would place dinosaurs in the same era as mankind. The Indus valley civilization started around 5000 years ago. Your logic would place dinosaurs just a 1000 years before them. Also the flood thing, there's no evidence of a massive flood that covered the entirety of the Earth anytime within the last 10,000 years. Lastly, carbon dating doesn't account for pressure because pressure isn't affecting radiation.
@@parthmudgal9270 Why would what I said place dinosaurs 1000 years before the Indus valley civilization? Even if it was several centuries before it, it does not seem to have any relevance to my point, unless the point is that the universe must be older than 5782 years old, in which case we do not know for sure that that civilization was around 5000 years ago, or that dinosaurs were around 1000 years ago prior to that civilization if we are going with what I originally stated. The numbers could easily add up to below 5782 years. I stated that a massive flood could explain a high amount of sedimentary rock build-up in a short period of time. Saying there is no evidence for a massive flood in the last 10,000 years does not invalidate what I said.
Dude lifted him like he was nothing, I knew father was strong but holy shit
He so strong he killed that poor guy by just lifting him by the neck
IKR
U don't question God when Father is around
*Father:* "You are weak, you lack god"
700+ year old. Immortal. Crusader. He is a badass.
You know something has gone horribly wrong when Father is the most rational man in the room.
A christian in a room of full of atheists will always be the most rational man in the room.
Edit: im a christian in a reply section full of atheists yet my comment has the most likes, meaning im the most rational (agreeable to reason) person here. Proving my point.
it was a theological discussion, well worth father's patience.
@@mr_indie_fan PHAPAHAPAHA 😂😂😁😂😁
@@mr_indie_fan Christianity is a religion of weakness and sadomasochism
@@mr_indie_fan Thank you for showing us all that you're the least rational person in the room.
How could Cousin declare himself the “peak of masculinity” with Father standing right in front of him?
Cousin is a foolish being.
Father is what true masculinity is not Cousin.
Cousin's a redditor and a discord mod. He doesn't deserve to speak such lies.
@@Stxllar cousin even admitted that he has 0 bitches
Yes. The audacity
Y'all are sleeping on the fact that for once, Son and Father are on the exact same wavelength. Son's subtle "Show him" right before Richard gets strangled? That's true father son energy right there.
"It's the power of FAMILY"
-Dominic Toretto
"I am the peak of masculinity"
*gets lifted one-handed by a 700 years old crusader*
Every time 700 year old Crusader sees a heretic, he does 1 pushup.
@@adrianvulpes9509 well, then he has 8 billion to do…
@@adrianvulpes9509
Well to be fair strenght is not about your weight its about what you can lift
@@KalashVodka175 Fear not the fool who has done 1000 things properly 1 time; beware the man who has done 1 thing properly 1000 times.
Well to be fair, a Crusader soldier with 700 years of training and experience, and not losing any strength would be pretty fucking strong
The weird scripts, constant guns, and unnecessary yelling. I love this so much.
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I disagree about one part, the "unnecessary yelling" part. It's surprisingly quiet compared to the other episodes, that's for sure
Me too
So unfunny -rep
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I just witnessed a crusader who has lived for at least 700 years vibe check a neckbeard. The comedy on this channel has not needed to evolve that much, has it?
Father needs a list of names of the smug neckbeards infesting r/atheism and a lot of ammo
No evolution is ALLOWED on this channel!!!
Random person with a neckbeard: I don't believe in god
Father: *vibe check inbound*
The vibe check was not passed
@@FoAmY99 as an athiest i agree with you that subreddit is chock full of neckbeards
That was actually a realy wholesome moment... "You're late son. Sit here with me and pray...."
Damn, right in the feels
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1 John 5 KJV
13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
1 Corinthians 15 KJV
1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
Romans 3 KJV
25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;
@@alexanderbrown2717 🙏🏽🙏🏽
@PAPicturesOfficialThere is always a person like you
@@alexanderbrown2717Nobody cares
@@augusto1126 You obviously do when you had the time to write that LMAO
How did you perfectly incapsulate the discord moderator so perfectly
*reddit atheist
Discord moderators are too busy looking for underaged "kittens"
Cuase the father is a genuis at recognizing demons n heresy without knowing
nah he needed more underaged anime characters to behind him to be a discord moderator
he's missing at least 200 lbs then we could considerate that he has a status in the discord community, but he doesn't have anything related to any underage girl there so he still wouldn't be mod
And even till this day he counties the holy work and gosh darn I respect him for it
@Pig 🅥 THE LORD COMPELS YOU BACK TO THE DARK ABIS! Foul bait bot.
At least Father had a maiden. Had.
@@privateeyety5735 yes that maiden was Mary mother of God
@@privateeyety5735 Son is adopted from heathen lands, hence his many forgivable heresies
@@drewschruefer2855 It wasn't Elizabeth though?
"Thats why you're maidenless" is honest-to-god the funniest thing I've heard in a long time and I'm still laughing as I type this. Your channel is the best. God bless.
No maidens?
Straight to the point
Father doesn't joke around
NEEDS MORE ELDEN RING!!!
You don't know...
Oh God bless you spring child for the darkness hasn't spread everywhere yet
Father & Solaire would be the best of friends
0:03 "You are late Son... Sit with me here and pray"
Georgian spotted raah 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Darkseidsolosfiction RAAAAAAAAHHH 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
GEORGIA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
@@kysoe. Lol
there’s no god
"Deus Vult."
*He says as he grabs the Redditor by the throat and summons his mighty Great Hammer from the Heavens, before crushing the Maidenless Soul like a Pancake.*
Father is the most powerful character ever and here's why
- his helmet ALONE provides him with enough defense to survive an explosion that would destroy the universe 950 trillion times over
- has over 700 years of combat experience
- can teleport
- is immortal
- has godlike crusader powers
- is always prepared
- can summon guns at will
- has Wi-Fi in his helmet
- can lift cousin Richard off the ground by the neck with just one hand
- is the best swordsman on the planet ( probably even the best one in the omniverse)
- is so powerful and scary that when he showed up the war all of the armies in the world surrendered in fear
- his house is a literal fortress filled with booby traps
- can change the way math works
- can make time move diagonally
- has reality bending powers
- can defeat Son in a duel with very little effort even without his sword or guns
- survived son's greatest joke which was so funny it would have killed any living being with less power than an infinite celestial being of mass destruction
- his helmet is surgically attached to his head so you would have to take his head off to take it away but since his helmet gives him so much power such an act will never be done
- calls the weight of 8 neutron stars light
- Is so good at tricking people that he managed to make son think that his ultra powerful anime armor was actually a match for him
- managed to survive son's bomb trap along with multiple shotgun blast which would have been enough to destroy an entire multiverse and no, the armor did not aid him
- destroyed son's indestructible barricade
- powerful enough to reject combining the forces of god with anime since his power is at such a high level this would not increase it
- destroyed son's ultra powerful anime armor with very little effort
- was recently buffed and is now exponentially more powerful
- is smart enough to see past the attempts at world domination of John Anime
- was brave enough to try and take on twitter and also managed to survive while holding back heavily ( he acted like he was wounded so that son would not think that father is more powerful than what he thought)
- can take on the IRS ( best feat yet)
- is lucky enough to keep rolling D20s for 2 hours straight
- read an entire manga in less than 2 seconds
- can use a keyboard that was turned off
- destroyed the world
- has an arsenal of extremely powerful weapons forged through impossible means with the most powerful materials in the omniverse
- is a master prankster
- one shotted (pun intended) super saiyan son
- can ban anybody from talking, breathing and even reality (this ability probably has no limitations)
- is an equal to uncle
- can still function normally while sleeping via dreaming a 1:1 representation of reality and sleepwalking
- can move during Son's time stop
- casually destroyed a ballistic missile
- beats Goku
- made a nuke run away from a fight
- was so strong that he managed to rip out the png of a metal rod out of a computer and have it come out as an actual metal rod and not just a picture
- can casually lift a metal rod infused with neutronium
- can easily one shot son who is able to tank hits from said neutronium infused metal rod
- destroyed the moon
- when he knocks the sun hides
- can pause an online game
- is able to predict an entire conversation and it's subject before it even happens
- can destroy multiple galaxies with a snap of his fingers
- can time travel
- has purchased multiple copies of GTA VI
- have you seen the man's mourning routine?
- scared Jesus into turning the entire Nile river to wine
- survived the incomprehensible levels of cringe he felt during Son's attempts to "seduce" him
- his shotgun was so powerful that it could one shot him and when it was given to Son he destroyed all of California in the time it took for father to respawn
- was the cause of the plague
- is so badass that even his reflection was strong enough to mirror his power
- can recreate FNAF flawlessly in his house
- became a president of the united states despite being a European
- travelled to the hell divers world just so that he could do the job with his own hands
- defeated Son super easily without the use of any weapons
- can talk normally while mewing
- his face emits so much energy that it can instantly kill beings as powerful as son
- can instantly kill people by commanding them to die
- killed half of Europe because he couldn't see his fore head
- can very quickly remove the "depression" debuff from himself at the sight of heresy
- his running causes earth quakes
- can break object (maybe even people) by looking at them really hard
- can use the go go gadget finger gun
- can manipulate screens to send messages
- survived a level 2 testicular torsion spell
- played hockey before it was even invented
- knows more fun facts than fun facts themselves (thanks to @My5t1CkN0Va for helping with this discovery)
- effortlessly speedran Malenia, blade of Miquella
- can speak every language
- can remain perfectly still for 200 years and not have his house change at all (he can probably freeze places around him in time)
- destroys half of the planet daily
- is an omnipotent being with god powers
- can accurately predict someone's location no matter how far away they are from him
- can accurately land a shot on someone 2608 miles away without even seeing them
- is smart enough to construct a bomb out of a water bottle and some cables in only 2 hours (said bomb was implied to be able to destroy the state they were in)
Well you're right yet grandpa (father's dad) is overpowering him ......and father's is fearing him....
@@MR-qy9op woah bud grandfather is on a whole other level he is beyond human comprehension
@@supreme9852 We prefer the term Father's Father here.
But can he beat goku
@@ninoacuna4939 Didn't Father kill the source of all anime once
Did we just have an episode where Son and Father had a polite, quiet, and normal conversation before Father got into a not as normally heated conflict that wasn't with Son?
Yes...and I love it lol
sheeeesh
Anime ?
Their relationship is evolving.
Why did this comment get 1K likes? Thanks.
The fact that father effortlessly lifted him off his feet is terrifying
I don't know if you're serious or not, but just in case, the atheist guy climbed on top of the chair he was sitting on to make it appear as if he had been lifted by the chubby knight.
Atheist- "if you keep going someone die" *dramatic zoom in*
"Ya and who's it going to be" *camera zoom out*
Atheist-"me"
@@agentred8000dude come on don’t ruin the skit
"I don't believe in sky-daddy."
That's okay, because normal-daddy is here to beat the devil out of you.
Nah, he probably left years ago.
😂😂
Exept he went out to get milk and never return
"Neither did Aquinas. Ipsum esse subsistens.
*Throws down a collection of books*
"This is the Summa, do some actual studying."
@@szysi3k he left for dat milk
"Why can't I get a girlfriend???"
Walking around wearing a shirt with orgasming cartoon characters on it might have something to do with it, chief.
I think he was making a parody on that American who did a mass shooting in one of the neighbourhoods
No
@@parabalanilink? Or names of events?
@@parabalani you have no idea how little that narrows it down
@@scholartheterminator94yes
Atheist: *denies God*
Father: We can't expect God to do all the work.
Love that format 😂
He Forgot that BC and AD are a thing
@@Callsign-Cobra Fun fact that doesn't prove anything...
He got a point.
@@ExtremeMadnessX the atheist said Humans were made over 2000 years ago but it’s been proven that it’s been more than that, The Bible also didn’t have dates until it got closer and closer to Jesus’ Birth
"i still can't get any women" Yeah with that shirt.... your chances are lower than mine, and mines doing the limbo.
dishwashers🚺 aren’t important
Yours are doing the limbo?
Then mine's are 6 feet buried in the sand.
(Note: I don't dress up like that)
@@ΤΝΥ bot ahh comments
@@ΤΝΥ women are important not only for lust, and deserve respect
Why do I always just wheeze uncontrollably while watching these-
why is there a damn bot here?
You too? 😂
@Pig 🅥 to whoever made this bot, you have a special place in hell
There’s two,
*g r e a t*
Or? There’s many.
“I don’t believe in sky daddy”
*”you dare insult the lord”*
Thank you Kratos. The Greeks were some of the first to convert so I'm glad your on are si... oh my lord. GOD OF WAR WAS ABOUT A CHRISTAN DESTROYING THE PAGANS!!! It all makes sense now.
Father summons Holy Lightning down to punish Cousin Richard for his heresy.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx we are bad ass like that. we didnt adopt the tree we stole it bitches.
Easy there mr God of war
@@Aceshot-uu7yx Fun Fact: In the one of the original drafts for one of the God of War games there was also going to be a Norse and Egyptian Kratos, and together they were going to kill and the pagan gods. Resulting in the rise of monotheism culminating with the three of them being the wise men whom greeted Christ.
And still after 2 years of not watching their skits and coming back to it now, they’re still funny to this day.
why havent you been watching for 2 years been in jail or something? just curious. and yes still funny to this day.
@@hardwirecars I’ve been quite busy with school and doing other shit;LOL.
Welcome back, brother of the bread.
@@allisonekgasit9291 Well, thank you!
I honestly forgot this channel existed until I saw this in my recommended
“You are maidenless because you are not strong enough and don’t love the lord enough”
Unironically true.
You’re maidenless because you don’t love the lord enough. Best line ever
Father's love for the Lord above is his source of supranatural power.
❤
Don’t start getting lust, now
Real
Lord doesn't exist
“Son, what’s an Atheist?”
“A person who doesn’t believe in the lord”
“No, they’re a dead man!”
Target practice
@@badsportblack1445 no thats the gays
@@kamikazefilmproductions Erm... what about Christian gays?
@@weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 there not Christian if they commit the sin and never realize it, dispite it being obvious
@@weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 oh u mean those one that says they are but really aren’t?
This is the ultimate heresy. How could he say such things? Good on father for putting him in his place.
This is the leader of the heresy, killing him may help us with purging heretics
@@normal8999 Where one has fallen three more shall rise you have already lost you just dont know it yet
His place: held up against the wall in a corner 😂😂😂😂
@@nebulongalaxus7212shut up you talk to much
I still like this episode, the calm nature between father and son was a nice change of pace.
WE FINALLY KNOW FATHERS AGE! THIS DUDE IS FRIGGING IMMORTAL?!
yes that's literally the lore look back on some of the older videos
He is basically the last witchhunter 😅
no, we just know how long he's worshiped.
And that's if he's not misremembering.
yes he and Son both
He is the Immortal manifestation of the crusades. He is the collection of the rage and rightous fury of the Cruaders infused into a body of flesh that never tires, never rests, never falters. DEUS VULT!!
Or just an angel that got struck down with Schizophrenia.
I like to imagine whenever the Cousin appears, the anime girl pictures just appear with him and start spreading around the room, like a disease or something
Like a rotten fungus anime girl pictures that on spreads on any surface with the presence alone?
That's some like a sick and cool idea/gimmick for the cousin
If the bread boys where to be animated and sir your comment need to be pinned
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 b
Lol
Sounds like an SCP.
Lol.aybe all of these guys are SCPs. Would explain a lot.
"What's your source"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
A Max0r reference is always a W
That's not a Max0r reference that's a metal gear rising reference
@@D00M_SIay3rNope Max0r created that meme
so is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that when the aethist flexes at 1:17 his right arm is noticeably more muscular than his left?
No fucking way
It actually is
they put the smallest of details in this masterpiece
WAIT
WAIT WAIT WAIT WTFFF
Well too much Hentai do that to a man
My dad is like super religious, but i think he taught me well
"Respect everyone, Protect everyone even if they don't believe in what you consider God."
"Be a scholar not a Zealot, teach the good deeds from the book but don't force them."
But then you are worse than an atheist.
You are a traitor.
Filth.
I do not follow these ideas but this is what your religion says.
Your father is an incredibly wise man. I tip my hat to him
Those are wise words from a wise man.Respect is what we lack
Those are some of the most badass/wise words I have ever seen.
@@afthabansari251 no.
We have plenty of respect.
It's just that we hate criticism.
It's just the truth.
There are so many bullshit and directly harmful ideas out there but we seemingly aren't allowed to criticise them.
When we do we are either outcast or ignored.
I loved it when father went “it’s fathring time” and proceeded to father on heretics. Truly a man of not our generation
hmm strong words lunatic you must be so sad that you cant kill everyone who doesnt believe into your invisible man in the sky lol
Lmao
He is truly the most man in the last 700 years
"that's why you're maidenless you're not strong enough boy, you don't love the lord enough"
father is right, that's why the dude is maidenless
I just think it’s funny how at first he’s like "sky-daddy doesn’t exist" and then goes like "I‘ve been praying every day for a girlfriend" lmao
💀
That's the Joke.)
Among others, like the "I made it up" and father expecting a different line freezing for a second as his brain had to 180. The body language was brilliant 👌
That's the problem, he wasn't praying with faith👍
@@christopherrogers303 He was praying for a chick *named* Faith! 🤣
@@christopherrogers303
That's bs and you know it. 🙄 a true God would always answer an honest individual, faith not withstanding. And that's true assuming the god is good, that's the one caveat. Any god lacking this caveat has the neccesary freedom to do otherwise if they so please.
The final shot is genuinely badass looking, an eternal crusader against an atheist “nice guy” winning with ease. As it was fortold
guys look the best star wars character is spitting facts
@@cooldude-goku yes he is. Hello there!
All hail General Grievous
imagine Father versus the Doom Slayer
@@Doom_slayer-no6gx theyre the same person
"The source is I made it the fuck up" is such a powerful quote :D
Also, it comes from Max0r's video "An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising".
I loved that video and it's a nice reference
Did you see his elden ring pt2 is almost out?
@@IronCrown you want a source to how the age of fossils is proven sure thing here you go "To establish the age of a rock or a fossil, researchers use some type of clock to determine the date it was formed. Geologists commonly use radiometric dating methods, based on the natural radioactive decay of certain elements such as potassium and carbon, as reliable clocks to date ancient events."
@@nebulongalaxus7212 It would've been funnier if the neckbeard starting talking about every form of dating method and explained how each one worked before being interrupted
@@Poliostasis yes if that was in the sketch it would be hilarius and would suit the atheist character theyr trying to portreit in that sketch
1:38 Get ‘‘em boys!!
Man playing the neckbeard took the role a step further with the forward hunched posture, the way neckbeards talk like they think they're an anime character, and the way he celebrates a dead meme reference
I knew a person in high school who had these _exact_ mannerisms. They weren't cringe reddit atheists, thankfully. They were just a weeb who took themselves wayyyyy too seriously.
Nothing compared to Christians that constantly cite Bible to anyone no matter what.
Did you show them the way?
show him this vid
@@reinhard7731 Not friends with him anymore, thankfully. Plus I doubt he has the self awareness to recognize himself.
@@Jormyyy that's why he's maidenless, he don't love the Lord Jesus Chad Christ enough!!
I'm honestly surprised that you guys manage to keep putting out fresh content after all this time. Outstanding work.
Father: "If you don't believe in God, I'll make you know him in person."
Father: I can arrange for your immediate Judgment.
cant meet what doesnt exist lol nice try through
@@nebulongalaxus7212 Man took a joke seriously... I bet you're maidenless too aren't ya?
@@Mika-ph6ku Well if i would want to sleep with someone i can always just buy a prostitute and thats good enough for me since i dont desire a relationship also arent all christians maidenless since you have that premarigial sex rule so unless your a cheating bastard them you dont have any either
@@nebulongalaxus7212 Wrong, he does exist
The fact that the actor playing father lifted him upwards with one arm.
Rule #1 Never say "im maidenless" to a Crusader
Boy, if father finds out about Reddit, there will be another crusade
I think we might need one...
@@HaloForgeUltra yes we must destroy the blue MAP bird
@@cgt3704 and 4chan
@@hellogoodbye4402 and tik tok
@@cgt3704 and facebook
Whatever the fuck I watched, it made me feel like the relationship between me and God just strengthened lmao
Hey Vsauce Michael here and today the thing is finally here
Or is it?
How are the first three replies bots?
@@frenchempire9471 Who knows? All I know is that Susan could've solved this issue but instead money
@@frenchempire9471
Because Susan and her youtube lackies care only about their public image from the investors and revenue gained from ads/premium services. Far more then they care about the content creators and people actually using this site.
cant have relationship with something that doesnt exist but ok
1:15 Hmmmm the skinny arms would explain why
Father: *Lifts up peasant by hand*
Atheist: "H-Harder daddy"
Father:*Lets go*
Father: "What?"
Atheist: "What?"
i love how this comment is 30 times funnier than the actual video.. i hope this channel takes note from _actual_ comedians like you
Doesn't work here. He was choked not spanked.
@@HaloForgeUltra you can still choke someone harder, if you know what i mean 😏
@@HaloForgeUltra why not, "harder daddy" is still applicable to being choked in a kinky situation lol
@@12DAMDO I can sense the sarcasm but I don't think you are the source
Absolutely glorious bread boys
Giga-Chad in the next corner: you're both wrong,* doesn't elaborate* *leaves*
That would be Grandfather (father of father).
@@ukaszflis828 he would probably be 1400 years old, and possibly a Jew
@@thesithofearth3617 isn't everyone?
A man doesn't idolize women... the strength a good woman respects is responsibility and self-control.
The fedora that doesn't quite fit really immersed me in this story.
I'd say it's very characteristic of these kinds of people, they don't have the refined behavior, the proper clothes or the human decency to go with it.
I wear fedoras when my school did Guys and Dolls, and I am the most gentlemanly person in school. Wearing the fedora just makes people think I look weird in a good way or so gentlemanly
The neck beard is literally the embodiment of
“ In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.”
Well done boys a very entertaining, well made and BASED skit.
God bless.
Indeed.
Indeed, BASED
@@Juicepar Glory to our lord!
@@mudkipalpharius I have been working on my Black Templar army. I cannot wait to kick some xeno ass.
Get help
1:04 I see you're a max0r fan at heart, so glad to know you are like us after all
"Apple Bottom Jeans raiden"
@@codenamechris9896 "Boots with the fur"
@@revtale7329 tHe WhOLe cLuB wAs-
"MYTHICAL SKY DADDY"
GOD:
*"NOAH,, G E T T H E*
*B O A T"*
“The boat ain’t enough for this Noah, get the Death Star.”
To be honest? Would REALLY not mind... F*ck this weaked world.
@@szymonnowak2146 there's beauty in it.
@@Garchist but much greater before the throne of God
@@kinetickey, tbh, Death Star is closer to “I’m done with y’all, season 2” than the boat is.
The peak of masculinity is indeed an atheist wearing ahegao in a corner of home printed waifu posters, if this Chad can’t get a girlfriend, we don’t stand a chance
Ok hear me out. Imagine a man dressed in a crusader armour with a cloth with the cross on the front weilding a shot gun. That dream boot would be the peak.
Home printed poster ? Are you implying other posters are acceptable ? I can smell your heresy through the screen, I'll be there sooner or later
we will find you eventually, you are not immune to the crusade
@@lordtoomas lmao nah we are the scientific community would kill u idiots if you tried a crusade. We has science and technology and reality. We'd win easily. Lol don't try it kids
I love how confident Cousin Richard is, only to be absolutely annihilated in a matter of seconds lol
He's not even a match for Father
As a Christian, this is what any defender of the faith does when encountering an unbeliever.
Pathetic!
my man 🤝
Ok
Amen
Using violence and force their religion on others? Seems about right...
0:47 im a Christian and i dont believe that, because we count years after Jesus's birth, but there was a lot of things in the bible that happened before that.
There's no such thing as one Christian. There's multiple kinds. That's with every belief my friend.
There was roughly 4000 years of shenanigans before Jesus was born.
@@icewing5934000”shenanigans”, love that
even when father is factually incorrect, cousin is so snobby and insufferable, he can't take him seriously, this is incredibly close to real life
snobby atheist's reason is wrong, but his conclusion is correct.
@@logosking2848 LOL shows what you know word Queen, I'm a Christian LOL I'm just not superstitious like you are, I know how to take a joke and Sky daddy does as well, you going to look at a platypus and not tell me he has a sense of humor, so don't act so melodramatic karen, Bruce Wayne went through way more hardship than you did and he's not complaining
@@onamattapeeya for one, there are about a hundred reasons why an all good all powerful God doesn't exist but the main reason its so hard to belive in is because there is hardly any evidence to support that he exists in the first place.
Almost all evils in this world are rewarded in some form or another.
People say that they found Jesus's body but how do we even know its jesus if we haven't DNA sampled him before hand.
We truly can't be sure if there's a god when he hasn't made any attemp to announce his existence to us in recent years.
And its funny because this would be the prefect time for him to do something.
Greed is on the rise and sometimes even encouraged.
Lust is a common affliction.
Wrath is still at its heights especially considering war in Russia and other places.
Sloth is something almost everyone has fallen victim to nowadays.
Pride is obvious.
Envy is something that is still present as well.
Far too many people suffer from gluttony as well, especially in the US.
And much worse sins were committed in the past, there's still no sign of divine intervention.
@@prophecybydefault4708 lol you should go see some other comments I make, because you're assuming way too much,
@@prophecybydefault4708 at the same time I debate atheists because of their contempt and disrespective religion, I debate evangelicals for being overly superstitious, and it boils down to this, everyone has a right to believe what they want, no one has a right to force their opinions on others, that includes insults sarcasm etc, if you don't agree with someone's beliefs the mature thing to do is to Let It Go, freedom of speech is a constitutional right, and nowhere in the First Amendment does it say that people have to listen to your speech, so I don't really understand the point of your message, I'm not trying to change your beliefs and you're not going to change mine, making arguments over whether or not the deity exists is a moot point, and while I do respect science immensely, sometimes people assume too much for example a theory is just that, is a theory and nothing else that is why we refer to Newton's Laws as laws and the Big Bang Theory as a theory, it is our best guess but we cannot prove it, and no one so far has been able to explain the state of existence before the Big Bang, yes people mention the Big Bang as if it is already been established as fact, the same thing with the theory of evolution, it is clear that Evolution takes place in some form but that does not necessarily mean our model is correct, another example is the age of the universe, every few decades new information is discovered and the estimated age of the universe is increased,
Man just came into their house and set himself up an anime corner.
0:29 holy shlt a reddit atheist
A wild Reddit Atheist appears
this comment popped up right as he appeared lol
Same happened to me lol@@stereotypicalblobby
Be careful how you talk guys, or swear (especially avoid insults, crazy, even for fun) please. It's not necessary. It's serious
@@exauceedovonou2143 ☝️🤓
“Scientists say otherwise” *Father Literally Teleports*
Finally an episode of peace for Son.
The shell shocked look on Richard's face as father picks him up is my favorite part.
Love how the Father reached for his piece instantly, didn't even think twice.
"I am in atheist, I believe in science!"
Physics: 5/100
Chemistry: 6/100
Biology: 0/100 (they don't know what's male and female anymore)
10/10 ts so magnificent
I am an astrophysist and atheist
@@Dazai_200God be with you🙏
@@Joseswitch prove that it exist
@@Dazai_200 are you am atheist (am just wondering)
I’m an atheist, but I’d happily don some armor and join Father and Son in taking out the trash.
There is an atheist spy in their midst. 2 actually, including me..
Shhhhh he can’t know about us yet
YEEEEEES BREAD BOYS UPLOADED WE KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOD SINCE ITS THESE LEGENDS
My god, the absolute concentration and personification of r/atheism in such a short period of time...it's incredible. Well done, lads!
So, you mean that, god is real and that r/atheism people are stupid?
Im agnostic and the atheist was obviously exaggerated because its a parody video, its not meant to represent reality accurately
@@inferno38 no, this is all reddit atheistd
@@inferno38 oh wow a comedy sketch exagerated a stereotype, so unexpected
@@inferno38 it does, at least how everyone else sees them.
An appeal to evolution and the time of the earth
An appeal to their own subjective experience as if they think the Bible hasn't touched on the topic (when it has either indirectly or directly through the core philosophy of the argument itself and the macrocosmic topic it stems from)
An appeal to sources (sometimes met up to academic standards, sometimes not disproving or proving what they say it does even within the study or further studies built upon or before that one to give it context and other meta analysis, and when it does it still doesn't often check all the boxes off the debunk what they say it does, maybe call into question if we have the complete understanding of it from the scriptures, but the core premise of the scriptures is still valid itself)
After that, it's usually belittling terms and stereotypes and/or logical fallacies raging at religious people (typically Christians which they have a hard on for going after the most for some strange reason in the west).
At least on much of reddit and some comment spaces, of course there are some very courdial and good atheistic or agnostic/atheistic mixed places that one can stimulate their mind in, especially on issues aside from religion like philosophy and popular cultural topics like anime and theatre; possibly hence why you see often agnostic-eurasian motifs in many anime themes and story lines like protagonist and antagonist and their philosophies on life and critiques for why they go against each other).
"I made it the fck up"
Ahhh, a classic on both sides, very lovely.
This video is just pure chaos and I love it
The lore expands, we now know that these 2 are supposedly immortal
We always knew that, they’ve shown it in other videos
These guys always go hard! These guys are amazing.
My man lifted him like he was nothing, Father is clearly blessed by the holy lord
"My source is that I made it the fuck up."
Wow, Senator Armstrong, you REALLY let yourself go.
Well, that's one way to elevate one to a higher power
I love how their friends taking their roles so seriously
Source:”It came to me in a dream”
The Fedora sells it so perfectly
Cousin Richard: How are you this strong?!
Father:
100 Hail Mary's
100 Glory Be's
100 Our Father's
And a 10 hour act of penance!
EVERY SINGLE DAY! PRAISE THE LORD!!
You forgot the 10k heretic kill count.
@@Mr._Galaxywide it's probably higher at this point
I demolished an orphanage with a FIM-92 missile in 1997.
1:27 look, all he's tryin to say: your fit is *mid*
Of course, The Atheist has to be wearing a anime shirt. *Just what I expected as a Christan*
I died when Father immediately went for the throat AND LIFTED THE MAN SINGLE HANDLEY
Atheist: "If humans were created 2,000 years ago, then how come it's the year 2022?"
Father: "You're supposed to update the 'years ago' part."
Favorite part!
When I read the title I expected something along the lines of that one comment years ago
The comment read "Thank God I'm an Atheist"
This was still really funny, and Father lifting up that guy like he was nothing but a mannequin? That's the Lord's strength coming through right there
Gee bread boys became really popular, I was scrolling and saw a random video of them and they didn't had much subscribers, but now years later there Popular geez, it's like sleeping and waking up and seeing a lot of food gone in 1 day.
As an atheist, I can confirm that we sit in the corners of christians’ houses while wearing hentai merch and dramatically posing until someone notices me so I can debunk their mythical sky daddy. We reproduce by making people read textbooks on human evolution.
That last part is right
You only grow by conversion.... otherwise you die out.
@@TrveLatinCel ye i do that too
Same
This is long, but here it goes. Actually, there are many good causes to support Christianity. Science is highly-fallible (listed below), carbon-dating is circular-reasoning in many cases (a bit further below), and Christianity and evolution both require faith (listed even further below). All of these, though long, will be addressed in fine-points.
The first is how many times science, which people believe is infallible and god-like these days, has changed and been altered and amended in dramatic, worldview-shifting ways: from Ptolemy to Newton, it all changes and shifts, and is inconsistent, because man continually find out that he messed up and misread it colossally. That’s not to say that it’s bad or pointless: just flawed and non-absolute, and should be open to possibility.
Secondly, every time atheists believe they’ve found a, “gotcha moment,” against religion, they simply state it and move on, without ever looking into the other side’s reply: there is, usually, a very solid counter which violates neither the operation of the world around man or Christianity. Christian apologetics is very broad with many good answers, if one attempts to seek them out in good-will and to hear it out: to be open-minded, in other words.
Next, carbon-dating is highly-flawed in how it is done, in many cases: in order to determine age, how much of a daughter-element is present from a mother-element (radiological decay, also known as half-life) is used-however, one must know how much of the mother-element was there to begin with, in order to determine how long it took to get however much of the daughter-element. Basically, what happens, in many cases, is a researcher goes, “Based on evolution, this-and-that much of a mother-element would’ve been here, which means it took such-and-such amount of time for this daughter-element to appear, thus proving evolution!”-when, you know, some of that daughter element may have simply been there to begin with. See the problem? It’s circular: it relies on evolutionary theory to prove evolutionary theory, and, as such, in highly-invalid, despite being popular-just because it’s popular or an easy-out does not make it correct. Oftentimes, objective research becomes improbable (on both sides, atheistic and religious, alike), because people look at evidence through the lens of their own views: one small example of this is what evolutionists call evidence of a common ancestor, creationists call evidence of a common Creator; and what evolutionists call a record of evolving creatures in the fossil-record, creationists call evidence of a Great Flood and more advanced creatures getting to higher ground quicker. Evolution appears to connect a lot of the issues, but so does creationism: however, people don’t like creationism, because it means there is a God and morals and a higher power than man, which man tends to not looks too much, so creationism gets suppressed and called pseudo-science…a lot like Copernicus and Newton, who were both Christians, by the way, so the claim that evolution is responsible for all advancements also goes straight out the window quite rapidly….
Lastly, evolution claims that a singularity expanded to form the current universe (roughly, anyway), an event called the Big Bang-in order for this to be true, however, the singularity must have been acted upon by an outside force to go from not expanding to expanding-but if there is no outside, how can this be? Next, evolutionist claimed that there was an outside cause (maybe a meteor or some form of cosmic energy or radiation hitting it: one theory), but that brings up the question, “Well, where did that come from?”-it then devolves into more and more causes-and-effects without any true-origin. An endless string of causes and effects cannot exist, and necessitates a starting-point-if it’s all physical, with no greater meaning or greater cause, this is impossible, because something cannot come of nothing, and, therefore, and infinite string of causes with no unaltered-origin is implausible and impossible. Evolution then requires that the universe is, simply, eternal: however, basic thermodynamics disproves this. Evolution, oddly, requires a person to abandon cause-and-effect, thermodynamics, and science itself. Even multiverse-theory begs the question, “Where did the other universes that caused this universe come from, then?”, and compounds evolution’s initial-problems on a multiversal-scale: infinite times the problems, in other words. In order to answer the question, “Why is there something, rather than nothing?”, it takes an Unmoved Mover, One Who acts and is not acted upon, to get this done: an infinite and eternal Being Who is eternal and is beyond physics, is beyond time, and is beyond space: One who authored such concepts and created them, to begin with-in other words, God. Ultimately, evolution and creationism both require faith-the question is, which is to be believed? The one which constantly appeals to reason-breaking self-contradiction, or one which, while fantastic and containing massive implications for the world and man, is consistent and does not violate its own tenets? The choice is clear between the two, and is simply a matter of who one chooses to believe, whether for or against the evidence.
Whereas this bonus-point does not necessarily prove or disprove evolution, and is only tangentially attached to it, it still conflicts with a lot of people: a lot of people claim that morals only came about because it was evolutionarily-advantageous, but that is not truly right or wrong: it is simply what is advantageous or what it not. In order for there to be a true morality, a true right and wrong, a true moral law, there must be a Giver of moral-law (God), and absolute good and evil. The claim, “There is no truth.”, backfires on itself: how can it be true that there is no truth? In order for that statement to be correct, it must be true, but it denies truth’s very existence: therefore, there must be a case in which there is truth, because the statement, “There is no truth.”, denies its own ability to be true, thus proving the opposite (that there is truth). The claim, “There is no right or wrong.”, cannot be right for similar purposes: it denies the very existence of right, to begin with, and cannot be right. God is necessarily and indispensable for morality to exist: this is not saying that atheists cannot be good people (they can be, and often are)-they are, simply, inconsistent in claiming that it’s morality-that it’s anything more than advantage to them or their group.
With the existence of God well-established and evolution well-debunked by mere observation, the question is, “Who is God? How can man relate to Him? Can man even relate to Him? Is He for or against man?”-choosing a religion can be tricky, but, once again, for similar causes as above, Christianity comes out on-top, and the good news is, God is on man’s side. Man is fallen, after the Fall, and is sinful. Man was made to be perfect, as God is perfect, but man chose otherwise and lost that chance. Every person makes mistakes, and, as people, that seems very small to mankind (and, to mankind, it is: people make mistakes, and that’s that)-however, God is infinitely above man and infinitely more Holy to man, and to God, that is cosmic-treason and unacceptable-however, God still loved man and wanted to be at peace with man, not to harm man. God could not overlook man’s mistakes, so Jesus Christ lived a perfect life and gave Himself on man’s behalf, that anyone who accept His free gift (anyone who acknowledges that they cannot make it to Heaven to be with God by their own works, and that they need Jesus’s gift, and accept it, and no other) will be saved. For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.”-it is talking about shall not be punished (perish, far worse than physically perishing) in the afterlife for eternity, but will have everlasting-life with Jesus. It’s not about what you do: while you should do good out of gratitude to God, wanting to improve your own life, and wanting to help others, that won’t get a person to Heaven-only Jesus’s gift can, and, once accepted in faith, it never goes away. When Christianity says to have faith, it doesn’t mean, “Oh, believe it just because!”-it means to accept Jesus as your Savior and to have faith that that’s enough. By the way, Jesus is called the Son of God, who thought it not robbery to be equal with God, because of the Holy Trinity: Christianity serves one God, but God is three people in one essence (God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit)-this is, admittedly, a concept no man can FULLY understand, but that simply proves that no man could make it up. Every other religion says, “You must do this-and-that to reach Heaven.”, but Christianity says, “It is done: simply accept the gift, friend.”. The notion that God Himself would sacrifice for man and give Himself up to be punished is not too good to be true: it’s too good to not be true.
If you doubt that Jesus is God rose from the dead, you’re not alone: Lee Strobel was an investigative-reporter who was also an atheist, and he wanted to disprove Christianity by disproving Jesus’s resurrection. He was so overwhelmed by the evidence for Jesus’s historical-existence and resurrection that he converted to Christianity and accepted Christ as his Savior. His book is called, “The case for Christ, and you should give it a read-simply give the New Testament and The Case For Christ an open-minded chance, at least seeing what it says. Many Christians read Origins Of The Species and give it a chance, as well.
As an Christian man myself, this is an awesome video
As a Christian I see what father did was a worthy sacrifice
"The father and the son and the holy spirit (camera guy)"
I kinda want a game, manga/anime series of the Bread boys and the lore they have. I feel like if done right, it could be an amazing game. Imagine the power ups Father has from God himself?
anime/manga? Truly heresy of the highest matter.
@@dangerdrone9327 ho? Who decided that 🔫🤠
@@ColdmanOrleans The International Department of Anti-Anime
@@dangerdrone9327 who?
it would probably either be a masterpiece VN like steins;gate or straight up the henry stickmin collection
Video idea: son asks why his father kills heretics if one of the commandments says: Thou shalt not kill.
(you must not kill)
AND also Jesus says:
Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
(love your neighbor as you love yourself)
Plot twist! It was in fact Father who was being the heretic all along! Starting a redemption arc.
Indeed!
"that's why you're maidenless" sounds a lot more intimidating and sad than "that's why you're still a virgin"
Believing no one is with you makes you lonely.
0:54 That fossil dating fails to take into account that conditions regarding heat, time, and pressure were not always constant. That fossil dating assumes that conditions were always the same. However, if conditions were not always the same, then it could have drastically changed the amount of time fossils would have needed to be buried where they are buried.
For instance, fossils could have been buried under sedimentary rock far faster if there was a lot of water, or a flood.
If there was a physical flood as described in the Old Testament, then those fossils could easily have been buried under deep layers of sedimentary rock in a short period of time, thus being compatible with a universe approximately 5,782 years old.
*_Deus vult._*
dude there are literally human civilizations that go back further than 6000 years, ignoring carbon dating we have tons and tons of evidence proving the earth is older than that.
@@galarstar052 I could just say the same thing in a different costume: "dude there are literally no human civilizations that go back further than 6000 years, ignoring flawed carbon dating we have tons and tons of evidence proving the earth is no older than that."
What you said is an extremely feeble argument. Furthermore, it reeked of soy. The first person who replied to me was sophisticated and intellectually honest. you, on the other hand, are not.
For these reasons, I doubt you are worth having an argument with.
Muted.
@@Jewish_Juggernaut no current civilisations that are that old but there are plenty of buildings which predate 6000 years. You're the one genuinely arguing dinosaurs lived merely thousands of years ago alongside humans, flintstones style, you have no right to judge anyone else for not being sophisticated or intellectually honest.
I'd like to see the tons and tons of evidence that the earth is less than 6000 years old, surely it must be some mind-blowing proof seeing as it goes against basically all scientific findings for the last few centuries. With this evidence you could turn the community on it's head and become one of the most influential scientists of all time.
Your argument would place dinosaurs in the same era as mankind. The Indus valley civilization started around 5000 years ago. Your logic would place dinosaurs just a 1000 years before them. Also the flood thing, there's no evidence of a massive flood that covered the entirety of the Earth anytime within the last 10,000 years. Lastly, carbon dating doesn't account for pressure because pressure isn't affecting radiation.
@@parthmudgal9270 Why would what I said place dinosaurs 1000 years before the Indus valley civilization? Even if it was several centuries before it, it does not seem to have any relevance to my point, unless the point is that the universe must be older than 5782 years old, in which case we do not know for sure that that civilization was around 5000 years ago, or that dinosaurs were around 1000 years ago prior to that civilization if we are going with what I originally stated. The numbers could easily add up to below 5782 years.
I stated that a massive flood could explain a high amount of sedimentary rock build-up in a short period of time. Saying there is no evidence for a massive flood in the last 10,000 years does not invalidate what I said.
Father is the most committed man to ever exist
Jesús Christ father is strong af, even though I already knew that that ending still got me by surprise
jesus christ is gay
Bro lifted him up like he was on the dark side 😂