Total Recall sucked, 1990 was waaay better! This new thing where 115lbs white women beat the shit out of military trained bad asses needs to end. This isn't even a movie, its a video game. The first half of the movie they're platform jumping from building to building like Super Mario Bros. They jump out of windows and land on their feet and keep running, then go solve a puzzle. Hit the right notes on the piano to advance! Time your elevator jumps! No suspense when everyone is superhuman!
man its not out here yet im anxious to see it
Total Recall sucked, 1990 was waaay better! This new thing where 115lbs white women beat the shit out of military trained bad asses needs to end.
This isn't even a movie, its a video game. The first half of the movie they're platform jumping from building to building like Super Mario Bros. They jump out of windows and land on their feet and keep running, then go solve a puzzle. Hit the right notes on the piano to advance! Time your elevator jumps!
No suspense when everyone is superhuman!