My high school had an anti-bullying app where you could anonymously report people bullying each other. The app was shut down after like 2 weeks because everyone was reporting that the principal was pushing them down the atrium stairs
My school is implementing the same app and I'm expecting a plethora of reports that say things like the principal was hiding behind bathroom stall doors and scaring students coming out.
There is 0 shot they see this, but I really want that pizza oven. No cap, I make pizzas almost every weekend and I've always wanted to get an outdoor oven lol. Get me in that raffle or charity stream.
Absolutely. A lot of the time when people talk about "their one friend from x country", it's not super accurate. But Miles sounds like a true reflection of the Aussie spirit.
In 30 cans of Coke, there's around 1,170 grams of sugar. The human body can consume about 13.5 grams of sugar per lb of body weight and survive. So assuming Nick is (on the high end) 200lbs, he's only consuming 5.85 grams per lb. So if he drank 30 cans of Coke, theoretically he'd be half way-ish to death, and it would take roughly 60 cans to kill him. 59 cans of Coke challenge time. I bet you couldn't.
The only thing I am thinking on this, is when I was at my worst with cola, I was drinking 5-10 cans of coke worth during the day without thinking. So while 30 seems like a lot, it seems completely feasible for people who drink 2-3 64oz Big Gulp type fountain sodas a day. That's only 360oz.
To al the people who where wondering why and if qt left TSM. I think he misspoke I think he meant to say “*he* left TSM” because this bjergson guy is indeed no longer with TSM, but qt stil seems to be with them.
This title connects with me on a personal level because there was a kid from my high school who literally drank upwards of ten dr.peppers a day. I asked him about it and he said his resting heart rate was above 120
There is a high chance that this goes unseen but at my junior prom I had 23 cans of coke, and then I had 2 more 16 oz bottles at an after party. I def think 30 is easily obtainable.
Actual Nebraskan here, its kinda fucked how easy it is to annex territory out here. Larger cities in NE do this constantly, if a town / village doesn't have a population of 10k you can legally annex their citizens & land. You could actually make a Mogul Village south of Omaha, hit a 10k population, make it a "City", then not only swing votes but just yoink territory all around as long as you stay within county lines. Fucking imagine influencers taking counties one by one and turn the whole state any party they wanted. 2024 the Yardigans take Nebraska
Yo just gotta say nick was right when he was saying taking rejection in stride makes your success rate higher. The scenario he said (with some extra steps)is literally how I got my first girlfriend for the next 5 years.
32:40 Nick will probably never see this but the letter with individual things to everyone was me! I hope everyone got to read their parts off stream, but I DID NOT dm tim lol. If anything, I was just happy y’all received/looked at my art
56:40 I know nick got roasted for this but fr this is how I started dating my now wife 😂 she shot me down on a dating app cuz my game is weak, I just was like "Alright no problem, here's my number if you change your mind" and she was floored that I didn't turn into a total asshole. Couple days later she hit me up. Not saying you should try to hang around somebody hoping they come around, but especially with online dating if you just roll with the rejection you'll definitely end up impressing somebody
I’ve been having a pretty downer day today and was fully prepared to go to bed feeling crappy, and then I remembered The Yard uploaded a new vid. Thanks Y’all
I really enjoy the yard content, reminds me of sitting around with friends from high school and talking shit before we all went off to college. Thanks for the content!
Hi there! I’m Brooklyn. I have learning disabilities and cannot understand tone, but if Slime was being genuine about the pizza oven, is there a chance that I could have it? I could pick it up, or pay for shipping. I live in LA area so it wouldn’t be hard for either party I don’t think. I want the pizza oven for my dad. My dad loves to make pizza and he makes handmade pizza dough and sauce and gets all these wonderful toppings and makes pizzas for our neighbourhood every Sunday. He’s done this for years and is very good at it but he has a really terrible makeshift pizza oven and so I think a good pizza oven would make him very happy and could help him a lot with making the pizzas quicker. If that part of the podcast was a joke, I am very sorry writing this then. I did not realize. Thank you so much and have a wonderful rest of your day/night ☺️
Adding my story after hearing Nick talk about the girl being “straight” for him, my sophomore year in high school I met a really cool girl that was gay, had a whole gf and everything, they later broke up that year and we got really close, I liked her but couldn’t really mention it bc she was gay, junior year comes along and she admits she has feelings for me which really blew my mind and she told about how I’m the only guy she’s ever been attracted to, anyways we started dating and now we are past two years, she’s the girl in my pfp btw :)
It’s so strange but also very nice that they’re able to switch it up from haha poopy fart jokes to very serious discussions about life. Great to see the boys’ range
43:01 for those of you who got to the firefighting part, went back to rewatch the opening video, here's a timestamp to take you back to where you were.
I think this has highlighted a very weird point about the relationship I have with my body. I would drink 30 cokes in a day for like $500 and a handshake if it made someone laugh.
1:20:42 the moment the episode became a guy club again. This episode was alot tamer then normal, glad they managed to bring it back to the classic formula last minute.
The thing about amino is it's literally just a dopamine rush, because if you post literally any content, and get any interaction at all you become part of the massive list of recommended people to follow every community has. so whenever a new person joins the community you just get a new follower. this only works because amino is just so tiny and dead, but the people addicted to it are hooked for ever.
I liked this episode specifically for slime’s vegas girl impression. I laughed so hard. I would pay him to go to vegas with me and do that the whole time.
You might not go to the hospital with 30x 12 oz coke cans, as long as you're healthy and you don't have any underlying conditions, but you're definitely gonna feel like shit for a while. That's 1 gram of caffeine. $15k is quite the amount tho.
My high school had an anti-bullying app where you could anonymously report people bullying each other. The app was shut down after like 2 weeks because everyone was reporting that the principal was pushing them down the atrium stairs
Do you think they ever caught him?
@badscript No, caught the principal, such a horrible crime can't go unpunished.
My school is implementing the same app and I'm expecting a plethora of reports that say things like the principal was hiding behind bathroom stall doors and scaring students coming out.
Mine had the same thing but they shut it down cause of like 4 bomb threats
@badscriptno I think you misunderstood
Lmfaooooo when Atrioc yelled stfu... best yards moment yet. Need to have him on next ep after all this Atrioc talk.
^^^^
All guest so far are people they dont usually interact with. Atrioc is every other ludwig stream
@@account-yi2cn "all" of them being 2, it's not like it's a rule
can you put a timestamp? I missed it lol
@@Culturedtuna1 7:10
There is 0 shot they see this, but I really want that pizza oven. No cap, I make pizzas almost every weekend and I've always wanted to get an outdoor oven lol. Get me in that raffle or charity stream.
A raffle would be illegal for them, but a charity stream could certainly work
Give this man a pizza oven STAT
vouch
When the DMs open up again. I will forward this
Get this man his fuckin oven
"Fire fighting" might be one of the most stupidly funny things I've ever seen
And I want to try it
No, for me, that would be the yard podcast
Hot boxing
@@ozzc-b9891 they said that
“THIS IS FUN DIP” deserved a much bigger laugh. Don’t worry Slime, if you see this that one got me.
I don’t get it
@@meatsandwitch3141 instead of climbing chalk
timestamp?
@@casuallyidiotic 27:42
@@smhuwu good one
I thought this episode would be Big A's revenge arc after all the stray bullets he takes every episode. Nope. Just another Atrioc slander episode.
69th like for me ye
Sadge maybe next time
They should do an episode where atrioc replaces one of them but they don’t acknowledge it’s someone different the entire time
the yardigan gambit
YES
Have it be Aiden or Nick, that way it's not as obvious to audio listeners that one of them is missing because those two sound super similar
@@Hdehshzyhwjw Slime and Lud are more distinct
On no
I gotta say I feel like us Australians are getting a great rep on this podcast. Miles is a real mirror of our nation.
Absolutely. A lot of the time when people talk about "their one friend from x country", it's not super accurate. But Miles sounds like a true reflection of the Aussie spirit.
Ludwig's "Taiwan" crash and burn is top 5 funniest things to happen on this podcast.
it’s really funny to see them so clearly genuinely reject ludwigs joke but ludwigs joke being so clear i love it
Randomly clicked on this one and it’s right after another atrioc leak🤣
Can't wait for "The Timothée Episode | The Yard #19"
In 30 cans of Coke, there's around 1,170 grams of sugar. The human body can consume about 13.5 grams of sugar per lb of body weight and survive. So assuming Nick is (on the high end) 200lbs, he's only consuming 5.85 grams per lb.
So if he drank 30 cans of Coke, theoretically he'd be half way-ish to death, and it would take roughly 60 cans to kill him.
59 cans of Coke challenge time. I bet you couldn't.
bro you have no concept of weight he is nowhere near 200lbs
@@Boudreau_ idk muscle can be heavy. That's why I said on the high end. He's probably like 160-180 but I wanted to be sure.
Nick is a buck 70, 175 max. He'd be around Lud's size if he was 200 at his height.
plus 11 liters of water is a lottttt to drink and can be dangerous
The only thing I am thinking on this, is when I was at my worst with cola, I was drinking 5-10 cans of coke worth during the day without thinking. So while 30 seems like a lot, it seems completely feasible for people who drink 2-3 64oz Big Gulp type fountain sodas a day. That's only 360oz.
"Fire fighting" could alternatively be called "hot-boxing"
I'm sick and seeing the notif of a new episode just 30 minutes after rewatching an old episode made my day so much better
Bro I was literally in the middle of listening to the gummy episode when I got the notif lol
Same dude... Just finished the previous one and saw the new one up
Hope you feel better soon!
Feel better homie
@@MizukiTHPS Thank you! Means a lot.
To al the people who where wondering why and if qt left TSM. I think he misspoke I think he meant to say “*he* left TSM” because this bjergson guy is indeed no longer with TSM, but qt stil seems to be with them.
For all the People that came from DarkVipers video you find it at 34:53
Thank you very much
Slime's "This is fun dip!" joke in the climbing bit was so fucking funny
I heard it and laughed my ass off. So sad it went unnoticed by the bois
12:42 lol
just speedran the podcast, it's a great one guys thank you
what does that mean
@@justfrog2859 they got a pb
@@jayxdddddd Pog
It really is interesting coming back to watch these after certain events.
I found you
timothee chalamet and ludwig haveing such a close follow count on twiter is the biggest reason why lud would be a b list celebrity
I totally forgot Atrioc leaked the valkyray stuff, this man really doesn’t learn
At least it was at his own expense this time💀
This title connects with me on a personal level because there was a kid from my high school who literally drank upwards of ten dr.peppers a day. I asked him about it and he said his resting heart rate was above 120
i love you
58:00 Ludwig actually JUST discovered the Loop that Scar and Toph talked about years ago!! And thus the Loop learning about the Loop continues!
Man, this Atrioc chat hits so much differently now!
There is a high chance that this goes unseen but at my junior prom I had 23 cans of coke, and then I had 2 more 16 oz bottles at an after party. I def think 30 is easily obtainable.
How was it
@@GarretRB could not have been a good time
@@willow990 how did he not die from caffeine overdose
> pure luck
> literally promoting the video
Seriously Ludwig, that's what u called "luck"
its really cool to see how close you guys are, you all kinda work in sync and it makes this podcast special
Nick looks like he should be answering questions on an episode of Tuesdays with Tay
I love you for that reference. I miss that shit
LIVE TUCKER REACTION
The perfect podcast to listen to while your nail polish dries.
Only done this twice but can confirm
Very true, also playing chill games, like stardew valley/animal crossing
yeah!!!! :D
Agree!
@@abbydoesart648 personally I slay my enemies and protect my land but that might just be me
Atriocs "Shut the fuck up!" made my day
Actual Nebraskan here, its kinda fucked how easy it is to annex territory out here. Larger cities in NE do this constantly, if a town / village doesn't have a population of 10k you can legally annex their citizens & land. You could actually make a Mogul Village south of Omaha, hit a 10k population, make it a "City", then not only swing votes but just yoink territory all around as long as you stay within county lines.
Fucking imagine influencers taking counties one by one and turn the whole state any party they wanted.
2024 the Yardigans take Nebraska
Yo just gotta say nick was right when he was saying taking rejection in stride makes your success rate higher. The scenario he said (with some extra steps)is literally how I got my first girlfriend for the next 5 years.
32:40
Nick will probably never see this but the letter with individual things to everyone was me!
I hope everyone got to read their parts off stream, but I DID NOT dm tim lol. If anything, I was just happy y’all received/looked at my art
Cheers I'm sure they were good
@@natanfurman2467 thanks!
“i don’t think he has carnal desires, except for smoking meats” will go down as some of the greatest unintentional wordplay I have ever heard
56:40 I know nick got roasted for this but fr this is how I started dating my now wife 😂 she shot me down on a dating app cuz my game is weak, I just was like "Alright no problem, here's my number if you change your mind" and she was floored that I didn't turn into a total asshole. Couple days later she hit me up.
Not saying you should try to hang around somebody hoping they come around, but especially with online dating if you just roll with the rejection you'll definitely end up impressing somebody
Favourite episode so far! Great bits and stories!
I’ve been having a pretty downer day today and was fully prepared to go to bed feeling crappy, and then I remembered The Yard uploaded a new vid. Thanks Y’all
7:14 is my favorite yard moment in recent history
I really enjoy the yard content, reminds me of sitting around with friends from high school and talking shit before we all went off to college. Thanks for the content!
12:50 Did not age too well
43:55
If they heart this comment I'll do a 24 hour livestream where I drink all of it. I'll take the cash lmao
1:04:24
Hi there! I’m Brooklyn.
I have learning disabilities and cannot understand tone, but if Slime was being genuine about the pizza oven, is there a chance that I could have it? I could pick it up, or pay for shipping. I live in LA area so it wouldn’t be hard for either party I don’t think.
I want the pizza oven for my dad. My dad loves to make pizza and he makes handmade pizza dough and sauce and gets all these wonderful toppings and makes pizzas for our neighbourhood every Sunday. He’s done this for years and is very good at it but he has a really terrible makeshift pizza oven and so I think a good pizza oven would make him very happy and could help him a lot with making the pizzas quicker.
If that part of the podcast was a joke, I am very sorry writing this then. I did not realize.
Thank you so much and have a wonderful rest of your day/night ☺️
Vouch for this guy just because
I agree this guy has my voucher
Vouch
vouch
Vouch
aiden getting mad about movie pauses on airplanes makes me cry laugh every time it comes up
After watching the QT stream, the setup for Lud saying sloppy toppy in the youtube voice had amazing payoff.
Nick naming Immortal Technique instantly made me like him 10 fold more
Recently found out who Cavetown was, and now everytime I listen to them. I just think about Nick bc I think they look alike lmao
Actually got so hyped when I remembered a new episode is out today. Keep up the good work boys, easily the best podcast I've ever listened to.
I'm roughly the same age as these guys and them talking about Yik Yak and confession pages brought back some deep memories
The other night I dreamt Aiden was standing over me demanding I subscribe to the Patreon.. I think Aiden is my Miles Teller now.
21:21 The yard boys laughed here like a group of rich fat dudes would in a movie lmao
this podcast is the highlight of my Thursdays every week
I agree I'm happy everytime it pops up in my notifs
Each podcast I feel worse if I ever meet Ludwig in real life lmfao. I just wanna say keep doing charity streams and hope he loves his cats.
Another episode, another amazingly funny Nick. He must've rubbed off on the bros for them all to be so funny.
Slimes fundip line with the chalk bag wasnt appreciated enough
Adding my story after hearing Nick talk about the girl being “straight” for him, my sophomore year in high school I met a really cool girl that was gay, had a whole gf and everything, they later broke up that year and we got really close, I liked her but couldn’t really mention it bc she was gay, junior year comes along and she admits she has feelings for me which really blew my mind and she told about how I’m the only guy she’s ever been attracted to, anyways we started dating and now we are past two years, she’s the girl in my pfp btw :)
yo beastiality is kinda not cool (referring to your pfp)
Bro, ngl, I think you need some glasses
Bro it's a fish are you guys good
Leave the fish alone man
YOU'RE DATING BMO??
Did we go a whole episode without the gang spending a whole section roasting Aiden? Is this a record?
It’s so strange but also very nice that they’re able to switch it up from haha poopy fart jokes to very serious discussions about life. Great to see the boys’ range
Ok, with 200 dollars in my bank account, I would drink 50 cokes in a day for any amount of money. Literally.
34:55
43:01 for those of you who got to the firefighting part, went back to rewatch the opening video, here's a timestamp to take you back to where you were.
feel bad for audio listeners who dont get the transition of nick's "yeah, yeah. 100% yeah." to lud's eyebrows sky high at 1:04:43, it's too good
39:16 Did Lud say QT was off TSM, or was he talking about Bjergsen leaving TSM? Because I noticed a few days ago QT isn't listed on their site...
Petition to have the Yard podcast have an episode in Iowa. Its all they can do to make up for the constant bullying.
"Yours is a Q and his is an R" was such a perfect metaphor, well done Slime 👏👏
The terminal is basically a movie about what happens when your passport gets nullified in an airport
immortal technique bit is so good
I appreciate all the hip hop references from Nick, keep it up
Didn't expect this ep to open with the boys talking about Programme Skate and Sound
Damn, i used to use amino like 5 years ago and stopped using it around 2018, never thought I'd ever hear about it again, from the yard of all places
was the skateshop called programme in fullerton? ive been to a couple hardcore shows there, its the only skateshop that comes to mind
I think this has highlighted a very weird point about the relationship I have with my body. I would drink 30 cokes in a day for like $500 and a handshake if it made someone laugh.
i lost it at the sloppy toppy video idea, nick being the throat goat was hilarious
damn aimen FUNNY on this one. Keep it up king
As an Iowan, it's so boring that people from Iowa get unreasonably excited when someone mentions Iowa.
30 cans of coke contains roughly 1.1 kg of sugar (about 2.5lbs)
the daily recommended amount is 0.024 kg
this would be 45 days worth of sugar in 1 day
I’ve done it with mountain dew before
Ah yes, the 52 states and 94 countries
That girl was so right, Nick is so lesbian coded
Can confirm amino still exists, as I am actually employed there as a part of their intern program
34:56 find ludwig’s UA-cam video here: ua-cam.com/video/Q1W-GehvkKY/v-deo.html
1:20:42 the moment the episode became a guy club again. This episode was alot tamer then normal, glad they managed to bring it back to the classic formula last minute.
Slime thinking nicks stock is going down when its only going up
im gay but like.... id date nick
1:00:41 Steven Crowder be like "You know what a liberal would say am I right? hahaha I hate civil rights."
The thing about amino is it's literally just a dopamine rush, because if you post literally any content, and get any interaction at all you become part of the massive list of recommended people to follow every community has. so whenever a new person joins the community you just get a new follower. this only works because amino is just so tiny and dead, but the people addicted to it are hooked for ever.
I think it would be cool to have Connor Eats Pants on the podcast since not many people really know what the history is behind Ludwig and Connor
What is
I liked this episode specifically for slime’s vegas girl impression. I laughed so hard. I would pay him to go to vegas with me and do that the whole time.
34:53 Ludwig exposed. Darkviper gang where u at?!
You might not go to the hospital with 30x 12 oz coke cans, as long as you're healthy and you don't have any underlying conditions, but you're definitely gonna feel like shit for a while. That's 1 gram of caffeine. $15k is quite the amount tho.
liked right at the start cause i have faith in yall
Watching this at the office, not a good idea, y'all had me crying LMAO love from 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴
I’m from Vegas…..and they were not lying
No timestamps? :c
YikYak pops off at the University of Tennessee, haven’t gotten any but I’ve met some boys
had the same thing happen to me as Lud's friend's yikyak story.
The best podcast to listen to while ignoring the college lecture or literally doing anything cause this podcast goated
Atrioc yelling shut the fuck up is literally the funniest thing I've heard all week and I'm in high school so that's really saying something
where are the chapters? reeee
"Drawing for first seed" is by far the greatest no pun intended moment and I'm so sad they didnt catch it
40:30 for those interested
As someone from Iowa, there is not much to do other than drink, go to a lake, or something like that