That intro reminded of that one video where the little girl wakes up and finds Santa in her house and Santa is like "no witnesses." And he pulls out a suppressed pistol. 😆
I remember a similar Mad TV sketch where Santa was about to do the same thing to a little girl that saw him. Girl: "I'm not gonna tell anybody, Santa." Santa: "Oh you bet you won't!" *pulls out a pistol*
I was thinking "who just has an RPG style melee weapon at arm's reach?" then I remembered I have like, 6 unsharpened swords in my room alone, and 18 in the living room. One of which actually is sharp, with a dull sword and a handaxe within reach of my computer. Apparently swords in Canada are a more likely threat than you'd think. If someone breaks in I can go Deus Vult.
I don’t know what’s better: Micah’s perfect ad-libbing at 14:38 or Nate quoting Conan the Barbarian as Christopher Walken at 17:05! You guys are hilarious!
Assault is basically the threat of violence. Battery is the actual violence. That was something that confused me for awhile but my HS law teacher (former lawyer) did a unit on criminal punishments and one of the things talked about was assault and battery
Glad to see some familiar faces from way back showing up again, and what an awesome video to have them react to, as well. Happy Holidays to all the fine folks at RMG!
JonTron: "Would you have been able to protect your family from Santa's relentless flurry of edge-based attacks?" Micah: "I guarantee it." Me: "Ooh boy, you don't mess with Micah..." 😅
RedLetterMedia's take on it happened around Christmas 2017. JonTron made it his Christmas video this year. Is Surviving Edged Weapons gonna be retroactively associated with Christmas from now on?
SMENS must have been the protocol that the H.E.C.U. where using when the 'Black Mesa Incident' need to be 'Cleaned up.' It worked so well, that place isn't even on the maps anymore! "SQUAD QUIET DOWN, WE GOT HOSTILES!" -Some Marine who KNEW what he was doing. Neat video, renegades.
Correct. I haven't watched far enough in the video to get any context to this statement, but our possums are way better than your weird american tree rats.
Visited Australia, can confirm. They're more like smaller, cuter American Raccoons. Complete with raiding your bathroom if you leave the hotel window open, which my dumbass friend did even after a local specifically warned him not to. Edit to add: actually, that's general advice for anyone who wants to visit Oz. When the locals warn you about anything other than drop bears, _fucking listen_. Strewth.
The worst part is that some of this advice is actually good .Particularly SMENS .Neutralize the Threat with the necesary force , keep yourself and others from harm's way , make sure the threat is down and search for any other threat in the area .
Razors in apples comes from satanic scares in the 1980s, when a lot of American parents freaked out over evil influences in daycares, music, dnd, and in Halloween.
i practice Iaido, (art of drawing a katana) and i heard a story. of someone breaking into the dojo while a practice was going on. just imagine walking into a room you are not suppose to be in and come face to face with 10 guys with swords
Please react to Iconic Arms by Ahoy! 21 videos of unique weapons and their appearances in video games, from the Desert Eagle to the M16 to the Garand to the Minigun. You’ll love them! Trust me!
You guys should checkout some of (buttered side downs) videos! They make some crazy stuff that’s funny and genius. If you do end up watching them, prefably better to watch the older videos as they’re is some stuff that crosses over between videos.
Sounds weird, but I actually appreciate the conversation about butt ailments, including how your butt can burn after pooping a lot. 😂 No one addresses these very real and serious issues!
so you can actually watch the surviving edged weapons video it's an hour long and very informative. I honestly didn't mean to watch the whole thing but I did.
I think K.N.I.F.E. would be a better acronym Kill :bang bang bang Nullify : bang bang bang Investigate:check if threat still active Fire : bang bang bang Eliminate : bang bang bang
Too bad it's videos like these that encourage cops to shoot first ask questions later, because it's honestly hilarious most of the time. There's a segment where they try to convince you that you're at risk of death from even ten yards away from dying by a knife. and if they're fifteen away you have less than a second to shoot and survive... So really, training police that they can and will be murdered if they don't kill someone who might have a weapon from within those short distances... which also ignores there are parts of the video where the cops don't get killed right away, and the non-staged/dramatized parts often have them just talk down attackers, but eh.
I came into this world naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood and I'll be damned if I'm not going out the exact same way.
Godspeed
"Thats mighty bold talk for someone within crusading distance"
*"DEUS VULT"*
I missed Micah XD
ICONIC
Bold talk for someone not on a unicycle
@@pikachuspartan1868 WE WILL TAKE BACK JERUSALEM
Not just the Smens, but the swomens and schildrens too.
I SHATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
@Olivier Dubreuil-Gagnon Smanikans
I don’t like Smand
r/suddenlyprequelmemes
They were sanimals, and I slaughtered them like sanimals!
14:37
"Thats mighty bold talk for someone in crusading distance!"
Micah is my spirit animal & i miss him.
Wait what?
What happened to him?
@@LucasSantos-si4nd at the time of commenting, he was missing.
nowadays, he pops into videos every once in a while
13:36 "You see those criminals from Canada? They have curved swords! Curved! Swords!"
@Kerry vans Konsol I know. It's a Skyrim reference.
@@daleharden1749 your comment was good till kerry took a meme to the knee lol ;3
I love that dialogue line. C U R V E D S W O R D S
That intro reminded of that one video where the little girl wakes up and finds Santa in her house and Santa is like "no witnesses." And he pulls out a suppressed pistol. 😆
Good old tomska
Punished Ghost that was made by tomska
I remember a similar Mad TV sketch where Santa was about to do the same thing to a little girl that saw him.
Girl: "I'm not gonna tell anybody, Santa."
Santa: "Oh you bet you won't!" *pulls out a pistol*
Would you have been able to protect your family from Santa's relentless flurry of firearm based attacks ?
You know.... This just occurred to me that this video trains officers to shoot first and ask questions later. literally 🤣
I was thinking "who just has an RPG style melee weapon at arm's reach?" then I remembered I have like, 6 unsharpened swords in my room alone, and 18 in the living room. One of which actually is sharp, with a dull sword and a handaxe within reach of my computer. Apparently swords in Canada are a more likely threat than you'd think. If someone breaks in I can go Deus Vult.
burglar: finally easy pickings.......wait way do I hear boss music?
@@sonicfighter64
Knight Of Gaming-----------------------
Damn burglars probably have a hard time working in Canada
The hell? Do you work for Angel Investigations XD
I don’t know what’s better: Micah’s perfect ad-libbing at 14:38 or Nate quoting Conan the Barbarian as Christopher Walken at 17:05! You guys are hilarious!
Assault is basically the threat of violence. Battery is the actual violence. That was something that confused me for awhile but my HS law teacher (former lawyer) did a unit on criminal punishments and one of the things talked about was assault and battery
14:38 I love Micah so damn much 😂
Question: Have you ever played red dead redemption 2?
@@Luke-gc6ei what about the MONEH
Micah seems like the kind of fun odd dude to hang out with who's always cracking jokes and shit
14:37 my god i love him. Actually almost killed me. I was eating
7:39 is when the actual video begins
Thank
Thanks Caleb
Thanks Caleb
7:38
Thanks Caleb
Caleb, thank you
Nice going caleb
Thanks. Caleb
Thank you
You're forgetting about Jontron's Tier List on Architecture.
You call that a knife?
*THIS* IS A KNIFE!
Ooooh, 2019 Best Knives Catalog~ Nice.
The quote is "thats not a knife... Thats a knife." - Crocodile Dundee
spooky mandela effect! this is a knife was never said by mister dundee
That's a Big Knife! - Alamo.
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
All that's left is to react to the RedLetterMedia Wheel of the Worst episode that features Surviving Edged Weapons.
Yeah the Rlm was better but I dont know how they'd be able to react with such long form vids
Please do this
@@garethmitchell7723 Honestly, even if they'd have to do them in parts, I could more than live with that
@@garethmitchell7723 Someone could cut out the SEW segments. That would be about 20 minutes.
I think we've learned a lot about Nate's eating habits. He eats food so fast that he wouldn't notice there's a razor blade in it until it comes out.
Glad to see some familiar faces from way back showing up again, and what an awesome video to have them react to, as well. Happy Holidays to all the fine folks at RMG!
I could tell y’all were having a good time with this one. Merry Christmas, and hope you don’t get peppermint wipes in your stockings. 🤣
SAME
JonTron: "Would you have been able to protect your family from Santa's relentless flurry of edge-based attacks?"
Micah: "I guarantee it."
Me: "Ooh boy, you don't mess with Micah..." 😅
The peaky blinders were a British gang that used razor blades on the backs of their heads, to surprise and blind their enemies.
Tough talk for someone within CRUSADING DISTANCE!!
😂😂😂😂😂
RedLetterMedia's take on it happened around Christmas 2017. JonTron made it his Christmas video this year.
Is Surviving Edged Weapons gonna be retroactively associated with Christmas from now on?
Pencils?
*John Wick Intensifies*
SMENS must have been the protocol that the H.E.C.U. where using when the 'Black Mesa Incident' need to be 'Cleaned up.' It worked so well, that place isn't even on the maps anymore! "SQUAD QUIET DOWN, WE GOT HOSTILES!" -Some Marine who KNEW what he was doing. Neat video, renegades.
Great reference XD
"Violent Shit"...now that's a word i would use, thanks girl.
The talk about the claymore and battle axe reminded me I have a shillelagh in my room next to my dresser.
That hat is basically a modern day version of the peeky blinders lol
24:05 someone ripped a fat one
Mikah's reactions make me fear for the safety of those around him.
8:27 Guys, i think we have the plot and the cast for Violent Night 2
14:51 so it was kind of like that scene from Seventeen Again?
" Nah mate now that- that's a gun! I knew I shouldn't have moved to America."
Quick hint the whole surviving edged weapons is on UA-cam
As an Australian, I can agree that American possums look rank.
As a certified Australian, I can safely say that yes your possums are weird and our possums are cute and will always be superior!
Correct. I haven't watched far enough in the video to get any context to this statement, but our possums are way better than your weird american tree rats.
Visited Australia, can confirm. They're more like smaller, cuter American Raccoons. Complete with raiding your bathroom if you leave the hotel window open, which my dumbass friend did even after a local specifically warned him not to.
Edit to add: actually, that's general advice for anyone who wants to visit Oz. When the locals warn you about anything other than drop bears, _fucking listen_. Strewth.
@@passingrando6457
Implying that Drop Bears aren't to be taken seriously... that's the kinda stuff that gets you killed down there, you know.
Jontron: "Edged weapons"
UK: *Screeches banning in British accent"
Kek
The worst part is that some of this advice is actually good .Particularly SMENS .Neutralize the Threat with the necesary force , keep yourself and others from harm's way , make sure the threat is down and search for any other threat in the area .
Alternative title for this reaction: TMI, Renegades Edition.
You've seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got edged AND curved weapons. Edged, And, Curved, Weapons!
“Initiative has already been rolled”. Jesus Christ I’m fucking dead.
Razors in apples comes from satanic scares in the 1980s, when a lot of American parents freaked out over evil influences in daycares, music, dnd, and in Halloween.
Greatest quote from anyone " Mighty bold talk from someone who's within crusading distance".
Merry Christmas fellas.
We went on a segway from knife attacks to shaving to taking violent shits. Gotta love the Renegades! Merry Christmas you weird fucks.
Amazing quote out of context "I don't think I want peppermint in my asshole"
JUST SPEAKING MY TRUTH lol
ThatFilthyCasual so. Does the husband eat ass? You brought that on yourself.
@@Mitwadus Lol considering I said 'Just because you're married doesn't mean you eat ass' and my husband agreed means the world will never knowwwww
Yup. What an impact it left, on everyone involved and everyone who watched.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! -Big Smoke
which reaction was the one where Nate double dragoned
That's mighty bold with some one within drop bear distancing
Ha
I love you the beginning of the vid reminds me of the Santa saying "sshhhhhhhh, no witnesses"
Did Jontron got the idea from Red Letter Media cause i assume i saw this before? Anyway, Nice reaction :D
Most assume and are giving him shit for it
Him: your getting lacerations
Me: your missing AN EYE
AND SEVVERAL main facial characteristics 🤣🤣🤣
i practice Iaido, (art of drawing a katana) and i heard a story. of someone breaking into the dojo while a practice was going on. just imagine walking into a room you are not suppose to be in and come face to face with 10 guys with swords
Please react to Iconic Arms by Ahoy!
21 videos of unique weapons and their appearances in video games, from the Desert Eagle to the M16 to the Garand to the Minigun. You’ll love them! Trust me!
i did not come here to wait for 7:37
Wdum
6:01 . i'm from the uk . you did a good accent
Any good discussion starts with "Imagine taking a violent shit..."
I genuinely love their conversations funny stuff👍 also as an huge anime and rpg fan specifically persona
10:25 for someone not from Canada that’s pretty accurate
7:38 this is when it actually starts
Wrong
Today’s my birthday and this is a fantastic present :3
14:37 *LMFAO*
it isn’t a canadian accent, it’s a Milwaukee one
I just realized that the guys who made the edged weapons video got a whole ass Silat instructor for the knife demonstration.
Shocked Nate knows the name of a province in canada let alone the province I live in
Hello from p.a
As an Australian, I completely agree about the possums. First time I saw one of the American ones I immediately thought "what the fuck is that?"
UK viewer here. What's a knife?
I think you may know it by the laymen's term...stabby stick
It's like a bullet on a stick that someone puts in you manually.
@@Vasarcdus What's a bullet?
@@coitusergosum2447 an explosion propelled knife.
@@Vasarcdus Explosions? I know what those are. They happen often around here
You guys should checkout some of (buttered side downs) videos! They make some crazy stuff that’s funny and genius. If you do end up watching them, prefably better to watch the older videos as they’re is some stuff that crosses over between videos.
Sounds weird, but I actually appreciate the conversation about butt ailments, including how your butt can burn after pooping a lot. 😂 No one addresses these very real and serious issues!
"He's probably from saskatchewan"
As a fellow Sk I can confirm
The swimming anime is titled “Freestyle.” Your welcome. 🤣👍.
What do you have?
A knife!
Noooo!
The conclusion to the superhero/villain bowl is out! Please watch it!
14:34 parry this you filthy casual
Remember, keep your rifle by your side!
The Room mate of the Wild force Red ranger didn't use SMENS
Bruh Nate if you get the Cyber truck y'all gotta make a video with it
so you can actually watch the surviving edged weapons video it's an hour long and very informative. I honestly didn't mean to watch the whole thing but I did.
Did anyone else think at first that they had Ross as a guest? XD
Look everyone, its *not* red letter media
Hey look everyone! We’re not trying to be.
@@RenegadesReact think you guys could do a playthrough of Dead space upload it in parts.
No one gonna talk about that awesome iron maiden poster.
"I don't want peppermint in my asshole."
marry christmas!
Santa is full of ho ho holes.
17:42 Exterme super mario Oddesy!
They killed SantaTron, now lets see them take on Robot Santa
You guys ever gonna finish jontron staircade
Heh pretty brave words for someone within skaven infestation distance who needs a crusade (me I love crusading)
oh shit when did micha come back ?
Quite a while ago
Starts at 7:39
Just… simply nice.
I do tend to shop at SMENS Warehouse.
Wait, why use wipes when you can build up a small hose and clean yourself with water...? I don't think it's THAT EXPENSIVE...
Windham! Micah! Where's Ben?
He left the channel. Here’s a video explaining reasons why: In Regards to Ben ua-cam.com/video/ZpFrhNxi4Wo/v-deo.html
@@RenegadesReact Alright. I get it. Ty.
Ok what was Canada dealing with in the eighties? Like damn😂
I think K.N.I.F.E. would be a better acronym
Kill :bang bang bang
Nullify : bang bang bang
Investigate:check if threat still active
Fire : bang bang bang
Eliminate : bang bang bang
Oh jesus, I forgot that Australians tricked people in to believing drop bears are real
Damn I had completely forgotten that Jon has a wife now. A lot of big name youtubers did get married around 2019 and on.
Too bad it's videos like these that encourage cops to shoot first ask questions later, because it's honestly hilarious most of the time. There's a segment where they try to convince you that you're at risk of death from even ten yards away from dying by a knife. and if they're fifteen away you have less than a second to shoot and survive... So really, training police that they can and will be murdered if they don't kill someone who might have a weapon from within those short distances... which also ignores there are parts of the video where the cops don't get killed right away, and the non-staged/dramatized parts often have them just talk down attackers, but eh.