Hey all! I hope you enjoyed the video. it was tons of fun to make a more relaxed, laid back type of video. If you could leave a like on the video and sub to the channel that would be awesome. Have a great day!!! (: Also some quick edits I need to make: So I never realized that Soldier just types in the password '1111' because he's stupid, I legitimately thought that was the password. Some people as saying that sniper does not realize he is grabbing the Pyro's leg, I would counter that saying that Pyro's legs are distinctly different than anyone else's so this doesn't make the most sense to me. In meet the Sandvich, they are clearly on different teams because the soldier says "You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine" I will keep this updated if there are more instances of things I got wrong.
i think soldier had his rocket launcher out in meet the demoman by the way, although it was tucked under his arm for some reason, i think you can see the handle and the little sights
@@llennoxyt in meet the sandvich there are couple of possibilities 1.The soldier and Scout are blue and that's just a heavy red who is randomly in the blue cafeteria 2.That there are all 3 red and after heavy eats the sandvich he goes ballistic on them 3.That the sandvich is cursed and starts fighting the Scout and Soldier it kind of also fits into number two
20:04 The point of this scene is that the Sniper doesn't realize who's leg he's grabbing onto because he's terrified and disoriented by all the fire and smoke, hence what the camera panning up to show the rest of the Pyro's body is meant to demonstrate.
20:03 Sniper is crawling around looking at the ground in this szene (maybe to breathe the Oxygen there or to check for the glass around him), which is why he propably didn't see who he asked for help until it was too late
I can explain Heavy's $200 bullet thing: He collects coins and melts them down to make bullets with. Meaning at least a portion of his ammo comes from his own hobbies and time as opposed to Mann Co.'s cash
12:10 So easy? Heavy is strong enough to pick up a Siberian bear with ease, and the passcode was *not* 1111, that’s the joke; Soldier was just being an idiot, it’s in his character
@@llennoxyt To add onto that you can notice a detail the number 1 on the keypad seems slightly faded and used so soldier is going off that he probably understands 1 is involved in the code but he fucks it up anyways and presses 1111
The passcode is 1111, the joke is that the Soldier has trouble remembering it and pauses. You can tell because the 1 key is worn down while all the other buttons on the keypad aren't.
@Awesomeness-iz3dh I thought it was worn down because soldier presses 1111 a million times thinking its the correct code but he never succeeds and he just never learned of the actual code
In meet the sandwich, they're clearly on separate teams because the soldier says "You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spin- AHHH!! MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
The two teams probably just hang out with each other in between matches, it’s their employers war, they’re all just doing what’s necessary to get paid.
even though i’m at 1:45, i’m gonna complain about the engineer. apparently he has 11 phd’s and somehow can’t make a sapper proof sentry. or he’s stupid enough to fall for the spy wearing a paper mask and he manages to steal his blueprints.
Well, It is the 1960's, the tech of a sentry alone is outstanding. Also what if the sentry was going haywire and attacking teammates? Sappers are likely the same technology as engineer's destruction PDA, if they activate it.
1:44 Nah the Scout and Soldier are on BLU (“You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine“). I’m guessing they had wasted most of their ammo before cornering him in that room (or they’re doing the BLU team special of not shooting when it’d be beneficial). 3:30 Which doesn’t make a lotta sense given what the Director says in the comic (“You have a disease, Mr. Mundy. Don’t ask me to enable it.”). That and a few dialogue inconsistencies in the shorts and comics (plus the Director getting immediately turned off by Soldier’s row of heads) makes me think that the canon here isn’t the same, so it might not even be the Director filming it. 11:28 Also it downgraded from lvl 3 to 2 between shots 11:57 The passcode isn’t 1111 (it doesn’t open the door), Soldier is stupid and that’s the joke. 13:38 Probably either cartoon logic, an exaggerated story, or Medic’s original deal with the devil before he slapped more souls into his body. 20:03 Sniper doesn’t look up when he’s crawling, probably due to the smoke or the immense pain or both, and has to basically pull himself up with Pyro’s leg to beg for help. For all he knows, the leg could have been someone who could have helped him, maybe a teammate. He didn’t see the RED suit, let alone the gas mask, until it was too late.
"11:28 Also it downgraded from lvl 3 to 2 between shots" thats just how a lv3 sentry shoots it shoots the rockets than that part goes inside then comes back up ready to fire rockets again Im a engie main
@@commenterthe3rd yea ik but like, nah ya can see the back of the sentry just before Soldier rocket jumps. the ammo compartment would still be angled downward if it were lvl3, even when reloading the rockets. it's horizontal in that shot.
I think what's better is that heavy spends most of his time in the final scene shooting where his team would be, so he just hates his teammates i suppose
Me explaining couple of your questions (In case you didn't know I made those videos or was involved in making those videos (and that's totally true)(Because a random guy on the internet would never lie) 1:08 You know why those guys died because they had a spontaneous heart attack 2:11 and again heart attack 2:42 That's actually a early version of the Machina so that's why it penetrated 4:17 That's just a random bullet from a shotgun shot extremely far away And before you ask: why would anyone do that? Because Soldier did. Because Soldier is very stupid Why is Soldier so stupid? because he drinks lead-filled water shown in the comics 4:36 That's a sniper that really wanted to grunt like a Soldier 4:45 The reason why the engineer has so many Sentrys because he traded in all other buildings for Sentrys And that's a super ultra Secret mvm upgrade And because it is so secret It can be transferred over to one game in the main game And the reason why blu team is not attacking those Sentrys It's because their really scared to shoot 5:09 And that particular heavy wasn't that scared of those Sentrys 5:51 that Sentrys wasn't fully working because they were so many targets it had to shoot so it Short circuit So it couldn't accurately shoot at everybody The Engineer was so shocked He froze in place 6:03 The reason again Soldier is stupid And they are both so mindset it to KILL THAT SCOUT 6:56 That heavy was dead and it's normal for those bodies to twitch a little 7:46 That was the bombinomicon work Why is he there? Why wouldn't he be there? That's a better question 8:10 That's a pyro moment 8:48 The demoman did not do that because he is drunk 9:18 Those were f2p 10:43 He's just addicted to alcohol, he can't stop it 11:00 f2p medic 11:34 That's 100% true 12:00 blu team is stupid 12:43 Spy thought he was really cool, so that’s why he did that because this is filmed 13:10 Yes 13:26 Because they're so focused in their conversation Don't question what medic can do or else he might do that to you 14:16 Medic has on very very plastic gloves who are invisible to the naked eye or almost invisible 14:43 Medic does that to their patients so don't ask 15:14 super healing 15:37 The healing has a small side effect where you can beat everything with anything 17:31 Because Archimedes took a page from spy, he is very sneaky 18:22 Yo, that's literally me (Have to throw something fun for the dedicated readers) 19:08 No heavy runs towards the pyro with his fist and accidentally trips and the pyro kills him with an axe and or pyro jumped at him (both honestly work) 19:45 Yes 20:06 Because he didn't see that was the Pyro And thanks to anybody who decided to read all of my comment I know it is a literal paragraph.
basically @Tf2pyromaniacnotreal 's comment but in more detail 0:08 heavy loves his gun so he only uses the highest quality bullets for it and the Mann brothers clearly pay him enough money since he would only except offers high enough to afford the bullets 0:52 heavy is shooting people that are off screen and the other guys dying on screen are being killed by the other red team members 1:43 soldier saying referring to heavy as a "red team lady" clearly states that they are not on the same team and the scout and soldier could have run out of ammo or were unprepared when heavy shown up or they didn't have line of sight on heavy before he ate the sandvich which is why they dont shoot him 2:06 heavy started eating the sandvich before the sniper showed up 2:40 demo jerked the bottle back in reaction to it breaking and the gunshot and accidently shoved it in his eye 3:26 the director dint think sniper was going to be shot at 4:03 that is a sound of a revolver so it was an alright attempt since he would have to be out of any of the sentries range and he would've missed anyway if he didn't move half an inch 4:26 the sentry didn't shoot at the sniper 4:39 yeah the blu guys are being really dumb in this scene 5:44 the sentry is shooting at the other red team members and the soldier and pyro are to distracted trying to kill the scout that they dont notice the train 7:57 the pyro is still casing the demo even though he's not staring directly at him and he's running across the bridge not into the wall 8:20 I agree about that scout being dumb in that scene 9:12 the soldier is use the shotgun I dont know what your talking about, the only the odd about it is that he's aiming up for some reason also there is no scout in that scene (you do say its getting late at the end of the video so your were probably just tired) 10:39 the soldier clearly caught them off guard and demo is and alcoholic who would work better drunk than sober 10:56 the medic was trying to take some pot shots at the soldier from surprize but was called out by the demo 11:23 the sentry is probably out of ammo and the engi is probably out of metal 11:55 considering how soldier is a complete idoit, having a simple code would be necessary and it breaking after heavy rammed into it at full speed doesn't make it easy to break and that door is to stop spies from getting in without a code, not people who would try and break down the door, that's what the sentry is for 12:32 the spy isn't trying to hide, he's trying to get the drop in on the engineer while he's facing away and hiding behind the pillar would make that more difficult 13:03 the scout and demo probably retreated from the battle after getting hurt and patched themselves up and considering how close it is to the medical facility, there being a wheelchair around isn't the most ridiculous, and after they patched themselves up the soldiers attacked them and retreated to the medical facility 13:31 Archimedes probably flew in there while they were distracted telling a story and medic probably took someone skeleton the same way the takes heavy's heart by using the medigun and the bomb may have ended up there during a surgery during an attack 14:09 medic obviously isn't following any proper medical procedure 14:25 medic doesn't have any morals whatsoever 15:02 the medigun is capable of repairing cloths since it is shown repairing cloths 15:30 the scout lost his gun when he got blown up and him using his bat instead isn't a horrible idea since there was only one shown soldier until they come over the hill and the scout probably retreated after seeing them 15:53 I'm pretty sure that's the escape plan 16:14 this is the test and medic dose not care at all if heavy dies since he dose not have any morals 16:54 the soldier dont know he's invincible 17:29 Archimedes probably flew in there while they were distracted telling a story and Archimedes probably likes to hide inside patients were he's not visible 18:06 blu team is completely terrified so of course they wont act completely reasonably 19:55 he didn't know it was pyro it could've been better but this is still an alright video
1:46 - Objection! Soldier says "you RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine!" Unless he's insulting himself, there are two teams involved in this brawl
I hate to be the "uhm actually" guy, but in the comics, its explained that heavy pays for all $400,000 out of his own pocket. This is why he is several trillion dollars in debt.
12:30 the Sentry was turning to the Spy's direction when he hid near the wall, it might have saw another Red team enemy and shot it, and Engi was just here.
1:26 He's also standing still out in the open and shooting toward the point, which judging by the sentry still up right outside of BLU spawn means he's presumably shooting exclusively at his own team.
To be fair to the Sniper in Meet the Pyro. He was probably hoping that was a teammate. Not the enemy Pyro killing everyone. (Plus he likely already had some serious damage. Such as severe smoke inhalation and whatnot.)
Some context for the $400,000 thing at the beginning, in the comic meet the director, the titular director starts an interview with Heavy about his family being counter revolutionaries in Russia and escaping prison, Heavy immediately changes the subject and bluntly says he’s only talking about his gun. It’s definitely possible that the $400,000 thing is heavy just BS’ing things so the director can get off his back.
"It costs four hundred -thousand- billion dollars to capture this single point" Like genuely, some maps are just some random battlements, are they so important or profitable it's worth to spend literally billions and billions of dollars just to capture them?
Why not, the value of capitalism isn't amassing cash, but spending it to advance and upgrade the system as we fine tune it to maximum efficiency. Anyway, for the Mann Brothers, it's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
Redmond & Blutarch are canonically idiots. The Gravel Wars are purposefully pointless and only exist to distract them from putting their stupidity to much wider-spreading evil.
@@dogemon5393 Exactly. They're not really being helpful, it's everyone and everything around them benefitting and suffering from their worthless little spat. They make a tantrum over nothing, and everyone realizes they're doing so and take advantage, like Saxton Hale, Merasmus, Grey Mann, or The Administrator, or adapt to it (I don't think any characters have adapted to the Mann brothers creating the wars they're making, maybe the Law because of the fact that all of the Mercs are killers and the Law cannot catch the Mercs and keep them locked up, so they, therefore, need to adapt to the mercs presence in civilian (don't tell Soldier he's living a civilian life on his off days) life) however best they can, or in the case of the lead-poisoned idiots in Teufort or Merasmus, suffer because of their actions.
And worst the fact is that he is facing (and shooting) a place we can not see. For some reason he is shooting the red side (and making it the only stupid thing he has done)
Nope! The door, to my knowledge, made an unlock sound, and Heavy wouldn't have known the door was unlocked, thus he broke it NVM it doesn't. Heavy still wouldn't know though
btw, at the around the 1 minute mark, when you talk about the soldier and heavy dying, its hard to see but there is actually a engineer and a sentry, probably the thing killing them
For demo drinking and the bottle breaking, his bottle exploding from the sniper shot scared him and then he dropped the bottle to try quickly pick up his weapon because but in fear he wasn’t thinking and the bottle dropped into his eye and glass flew into him and he was blind because both eyes were out and he fell because he couldn’t see and died
In fairness for the meet the soldier medic if there isn’t anyone to heal having the syringe gun out in case of an ambush can be a good idea there was no one around at the time and even just causing flinch while you escape could let you survive
15:10 You know how in Bayonetta, her clothes are actually made up of her hair, then when she does certain attacks that use her hair they disappear? Heavy's chest hair.
11:38 also the scout could have opened the door if he was on their team, the password was made to secure the intelligence and also was spreaded upon the team blu, if he was on their team he wouldn't ask for help and also not try to break in by not using the password
3:03 if fell into his eye 11:35 the sentry was upgraded to lvl 3 and couldnt shoot the soldier 16:40 medic actually tried this on the blu spy after decapitating him but he didnt know if it worked on patients that weren't decapitated 20:07 he didn't know it was the pyro
if for a moment we are to believe pyro really sees the world through pyro vision (which i dont think they do at all) pyro would still hear a train so that just makes them even more stupid than youd think
Shooting 200 dollar custom cartridges with a weapon that doesn't even care about individual bullet accuracy is definitely quite stupid. Could just use standard 7.62x51 mm that cost like a dollar per round, or something similar but bigger if you want it to be heavier.
Guys, I found a rip in spacetime. In the intro he says for heavy to fire his gun for 1 minute tht it would cost over 3 million dollars. Assuming heavy is correct 400k for 12 seconds. You can fit 12 seconds into a minute evenly 5 times. 400k x 5 is only 2 millions dollars. 🤓
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Hey all! I hope you enjoyed the video. it was tons of fun to make a more relaxed, laid back type of video. If you could leave a like on the video and sub to the channel that would be awesome. Have a great day!!! (:
Also some quick edits I need to make:
So I never realized that Soldier just types in the password '1111' because he's stupid, I legitimately thought that was the password.
Some people as saying that sniper does not realize he is grabbing the Pyro's leg, I would counter that saying that Pyro's legs are distinctly different than anyone else's so this doesn't make the most sense to me.
In meet the Sandvich, they are clearly on different teams because the soldier says "You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine"
I will keep this updated if there are more instances of things I got wrong.
@@llennoxyt fun video
I already did ;)
i think soldier had his rocket launcher out in meet the demoman by the way, although it was tucked under his arm for some reason, i think you can see the handle and the little sights
the code IS 1111, you can hear the door unlock after soldier inputs the code and the 1 on the keypad is noticeably worn out
@@llennoxyt in meet the sandvich there are couple of possibilities
1.The soldier and Scout are blue and that's just a heavy red who is randomly in the blue cafeteria
2.That there are all 3 red and after heavy eats the sandvich he goes ballistic on them
3.That the sandvich is cursed and starts fighting the Scout and Soldier it kind of also fits into number two
Okay, to be fair. Demoman has to drink if he doesn't drink. He literally dies, so he can't not drink.
Unless his organs turn into distillerys
@@Noneofyourbusiness646they literally did lmao.
Alcoholism
Painkillers mmm yummy
Can not not
20:04 The point of this scene is that the Sniper doesn't realize who's leg he's grabbing onto because he's terrified and disoriented by all the fire and smoke, hence what the camera panning up to show the rest of the Pyro's body is meant to demonstrate.
Quoting a possible thought process “please just help me whoever… oh”
"BRO DON'T LEAVE ME"
"I'm an enemy"
"Ah my bad"
"Okay now back to fighting"
or maybe he is trying to stop him?
they all just have plot armor
Yes
for the mann co bullet thing, you can always commit absurd amounts of tax fraud
Or write it off as a business expense
@@absentspaghetti4527 how does that work
@@pyroonbusinesschannel118Yeah, how do we commit tax fraud?
20:03 Sniper is crawling around looking at the ground in this szene (maybe to breathe the Oxygen there or to check for the glass around him), which is why he propably didn't see who he asked for help until it was too late
don't worry guys he said respectfully
Most respectable respect
I mean, medic is *crazy*, not stupid. Hell, the man scammed the devil himself and invented true invincibility
medic is the quintessential mad scientist whereas engineer is the conventional genius. they are both extraordinarily intelligent.
MY MERCS ARE ALL MORONS!!!! - redman/blutarch probably
I can explain Heavy's $200 bullet thing:
He collects coins and melts them down to make bullets with. Meaning at least a portion of his ammo comes from his own hobbies and time as opposed to Mann Co.'s cash
wow thats interesting
Where did you learn this?
12:10 So easy? Heavy is strong enough to pick up a Siberian bear with ease, and the passcode was *not* 1111, that’s the joke; Soldier was just being an idiot, it’s in his character
Misunderstood, always thought the passcode was 1111 for some reason XD
@@llennoxyt To add onto that you can notice a detail the number 1 on the keypad seems slightly faded and used so soldier is going off that he probably understands 1 is involved in the code but he fucks it up anyways and presses 1111
The passcode is 1111, the joke is that the Soldier has trouble remembering it and pauses. You can tell because the 1 key is worn down while all the other buttons on the keypad aren't.
@Awesomeness-iz3dh I thought it was worn down because soldier presses 1111 a million times thinking its the correct code but he never succeeds and he just never learned of the actual code
@@crumpets8266 Also plausible
In meet the sandwich, they're clearly on separate teams because the soldier says "You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spin- AHHH!! MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
*he says MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIND
@@user-hryak228There is a very clear "S" at the beginning of the word.
Idk where you got mind from. Doesn't even make sense.
The two teams probably just hang out with each other in between matches, it’s their employers war, they’re all just doing what’s necessary to get paid.
Heavy could really learn from Aperture. Fire the whole bullet for 65% more bullet per bullet.
Pure Fact
if portal (super whacky) is somehow in the same universe as half life (very serious) i can’t see why tf2 cannot.
@@GolAcheron-fc4ug Then the L4D games would be somewhere in between, and Counter-Strike is literally just real life
“MY MERCS ARE ALL MORONS.
EVERY DAY, I GO TO WAR, AND ALL MY MERCENARIES DIE. And it’s not my fault they’re dying; ITS THEIR FAULT.”
- Teacher
16:44 thank you Llennox for this piece of advice, it will surely be useful in the future
I think what happend with demo was the force of the bullet propelled the glass into his eye.
10:35 Drunk on the battlefield ain't now way to be son.
even though i’m at 1:45, i’m gonna complain about the engineer. apparently he has 11 phd’s and somehow can’t make a sapper proof sentry. or he’s stupid enough to fall for the spy wearing a paper mask and he manages to steal his blueprints.
Well, It is the 1960's, the tech of a sentry alone is outstanding.
Also what if the sentry was going haywire and attacking teammates? Sappers are likely the same technology as engineer's destruction PDA, if they activate it.
1:44 Nah the Scout and Soldier are on BLU (“You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine“). I’m guessing they had wasted most of their ammo before cornering him in that room (or they’re doing the BLU team special of not shooting when it’d be beneficial).
3:30 Which doesn’t make a lotta sense given what the Director says in the comic (“You have a disease, Mr. Mundy. Don’t ask me to enable it.”). That and a few dialogue inconsistencies in the shorts and comics (plus the Director getting immediately turned off by Soldier’s row of heads) makes me think that the canon here isn’t the same, so it might not even be the Director filming it.
11:28 Also it downgraded from lvl 3 to 2 between shots
11:57 The passcode isn’t 1111 (it doesn’t open the door), Soldier is stupid and that’s the joke.
13:38 Probably either cartoon logic, an exaggerated story, or Medic’s original deal with the devil before he slapped more souls into his body.
20:03 Sniper doesn’t look up when he’s crawling, probably due to the smoke or the immense pain or both, and has to basically pull himself up with Pyro’s leg to beg for help. For all he knows, the leg could have been someone who could have helped him, maybe a teammate. He didn’t see the RED suit, let alone the gas mask, until it was too late.
"11:28 Also it downgraded from lvl 3 to 2 between shots" thats just how a lv3 sentry shoots it shoots the rockets than that part goes inside then comes back up ready to fire rockets again Im a engie main
@@commenterthe3rd yea ik but like, nah ya can see the back of the sentry just before Soldier rocket jumps. the ammo compartment would still be angled downward if it were lvl3, even when reloading the rockets. it's horizontal in that shot.
@@thespringlock1794 yeah I just realised that if it were still a lv3 it would have already been ready to fire rockets again
I thought he said "you and a team of ladies"
I’m pretty sure the password is 1111 cause it’s the only number on the keypad that has a ton of wear on it
I think what's better is that heavy spends most of his time in the final scene shooting where his team would be, so he just hates his teammates i suppose
1:22 + the sniper in the background definitly kill Heavy
9:59 soldier hold this rocket launcher but he hold it like a shotgun (this is really weird)
to be fair with the medic, his primaries have underrated damage, so he COULDVE won the fight if soldier didn't have plot armor
Me explaining couple of your questions
(In case you didn't know I made those videos or was involved in making those videos (and that's totally true)(Because a random guy on the internet would never lie)
1:08 You know why those guys died because they had a spontaneous heart attack
2:11 and again heart attack
2:42 That's actually a early version of the Machina so that's why it penetrated
4:17 That's just a random bullet from a shotgun shot extremely far away
And before you ask: why would anyone do that? Because Soldier did. Because Soldier is very stupid
Why is Soldier so stupid? because he drinks lead-filled water shown in the comics
4:36 That's a sniper that really wanted to grunt like a Soldier
4:45 The reason why the engineer has so many Sentrys because he traded in all other buildings for Sentrys And that's a super ultra Secret mvm upgrade And because it is so secret
It can be transferred over to one game in the main game
And the reason why blu team is not attacking those Sentrys
It's because their really scared to shoot
5:09 And that particular heavy wasn't that scared of those Sentrys
5:51 that Sentrys wasn't fully working because they were so many targets it had to shoot so it Short circuit
So it couldn't accurately shoot at everybody The Engineer was so shocked He froze in place
6:03 The reason again Soldier is stupid And they are both so mindset it to KILL THAT SCOUT
6:56 That heavy was dead and it's normal for those bodies to twitch a little
7:46 That was the bombinomicon work
Why is he there?
Why wouldn't he be there?
That's a better question
8:10 That's a pyro moment
8:48 The demoman did not do that because he is drunk
9:18 Those were f2p
10:43 He's just addicted to alcohol, he can't stop it
11:00 f2p medic
11:34 That's 100% true
12:00 blu team is stupid
12:43 Spy thought he was really cool, so that’s why he did that because this is filmed
13:10 Yes
13:26 Because they're so focused in their conversation
Don't question what medic can do or else he might do that to you
14:16 Medic has on very very plastic gloves who are invisible to the naked eye or almost invisible
14:43 Medic does that to their patients so don't ask
15:14 super healing
15:37 The healing has a small side effect where you can beat everything with anything
17:31 Because Archimedes took a page from spy, he is very sneaky
18:22 Yo, that's literally me (Have to throw something fun for the dedicated readers)
19:08 No heavy runs towards the pyro with his fist and accidentally trips and the pyro kills him with an axe and or pyro jumped at him (both honestly work)
19:45 Yes
20:06 Because he didn't see that was the Pyro
And thanks to anybody who decided to read all of my comment
I know it is a literal paragraph.
I 100% agree
@@llennoxyt with any and all statements???
Top teer comment bro
@@Morty_Smith1057 hehehe Thanks
The bottle shatters around his eye so the glass below his hand falls into his eye
1:23 wait untill he notices that there is a sentry behind the small cabin xd
Great video tho
Heavy canonically has a phd and knows multiple languages
Yes! Yet he can’t even aim at the enemy 🤷♂️
@@llennoxytEngi at the corner: am I a joke for u
I think saying "Just buy cheaper bullets* Is one of the most American things I've ever heard.
Good thing I’m half Canadian too 😎😎
In Meet the Pyro, I think the Heavy that runs toward Pyro is fleeing but had lost track of where they were and accidentally ran right into them
basically @Tf2pyromaniacnotreal 's comment but in more detail
0:08 heavy loves his gun so he only uses the highest quality bullets for it and the Mann brothers clearly pay him enough money since he would only except offers high enough to afford the bullets
0:52 heavy is shooting people that are off screen and the other guys dying on screen are being killed by the other red team members
1:43 soldier saying referring to heavy as a "red team lady" clearly states that they are not on the same team and the scout and soldier could have run out of ammo or were unprepared when heavy shown up or they didn't have line of sight on heavy before he ate the sandvich which is why they dont shoot him
2:06 heavy started eating the sandvich before the sniper showed up
2:40 demo jerked the bottle back in reaction to it breaking and the gunshot and accidently shoved it in his eye
3:26 the director dint think sniper was going to be shot at
4:03 that is a sound of a revolver so it was an alright attempt since he would have to be out of any of the sentries range and he would've missed anyway if he didn't move half an inch
4:26 the sentry didn't shoot at the sniper
4:39 yeah the blu guys are being really dumb in this scene
5:44 the sentry is shooting at the other red team members and the soldier and pyro are to distracted trying to kill the scout that they dont notice the train
7:57 the pyro is still casing the demo even though he's not staring directly at him and he's running across the bridge not into the wall
8:20 I agree about that scout being dumb in that scene
9:12 the soldier is use the shotgun I dont know what your talking about, the only the odd about it is that he's aiming up for some reason also there is no scout in that scene (you do say its getting late at the end of the video so your were probably just tired)
10:39 the soldier clearly caught them off guard and demo is and alcoholic who would work better drunk than sober
10:56 the medic was trying to take some pot shots at the soldier from surprize but was called out by the demo
11:23 the sentry is probably out of ammo and the engi is probably out of metal
11:55 considering how soldier is a complete idoit, having a simple code would be necessary and it breaking after heavy rammed into it at full speed doesn't make it easy to break and that door is to stop spies from getting in without a code, not people who would try and break down the door, that's what the sentry is for
12:32 the spy isn't trying to hide, he's trying to get the drop in on the engineer while he's facing away and hiding behind the pillar would make that more difficult
13:03 the scout and demo probably retreated from the battle after getting hurt and patched themselves up and considering how close it is to the medical facility, there being a wheelchair around isn't the most ridiculous, and after they patched themselves up the soldiers attacked them and retreated to the medical facility
13:31 Archimedes probably flew in there while they were distracted telling a story and medic probably took someone skeleton the same way the takes heavy's heart by using the medigun and the bomb may have ended up there during a surgery during an attack
14:09 medic obviously isn't following any proper medical procedure
14:25 medic doesn't have any morals whatsoever
15:02 the medigun is capable of repairing cloths since it is shown repairing cloths
15:30 the scout lost his gun when he got blown up and him using his bat instead isn't a horrible idea since there was only one shown soldier until they come over the hill and the scout probably retreated after seeing them
15:53 I'm pretty sure that's the escape plan
16:14 this is the test and medic dose not care at all if heavy dies since he dose not have any morals
16:54 the soldier dont know he's invincible
17:29 Archimedes probably flew in there while they were distracted telling a story and Archimedes probably likes to hide inside patients were he's not visible
18:06 blu team is completely terrified so of course they wont act completely reasonably
19:55 he didn't know it was pyro
it could've been better but this is still an alright video
0:49 that heavy is definitely a f2p (pre-2020)
Justice for F2P's
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Answer to why Demoman runs straight at the level 3 sentry: PLOT ARMOR.
1:46 - Objection! Soldier says "you RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine!" Unless he's insulting himself, there are two teams involved in this brawl
I hate to be the "uhm actually" guy, but in the comics, its explained that heavy pays for all $400,000 out of his own pocket. This is why he is several trillion dollars in debt.
Heavy's clothes are most likely organic material since this is the late 60s, which is why the medigun can grow it back
12:30 the Sentry was turning to the Spy's direction when he hid near the wall, it might have saw another Red team enemy and shot it, and Engi was just here.
Also I think Archimedes could have flown inside Scout when Medic got to the fridge to look for a baboon heart
respectfully? nah am about to do it nonrespectfully🗿
1:26 He's also standing still out in the open and shooting toward the point, which judging by the sentry still up right outside of BLU spawn means he's presumably shooting exclusively at his own team.
HELL YEAH, ANOTHER VIDEO! LETS GOOOOO
To be fair to the Sniper in Meet the Pyro. He was probably hoping that was a teammate. Not the enemy Pyro killing everyone.
(Plus he likely already had some serious damage. Such as severe smoke inhalation and whatnot.)
Some context for the $400,000 thing at the beginning, in the comic meet the director, the titular director starts an interview with Heavy about his family being counter revolutionaries in Russia and escaping prison, Heavy immediately changes the subject and bluntly says he’s only talking about his gun.
It’s definitely possible that the $400,000 thing is heavy just BS’ing things so the director can get off his back.
"It costs four hundred -thousand- billion dollars to capture this single point"
Like genuely, some maps are just some random battlements, are they so important or profitable it's worth to spend literally billions and billions of dollars just to capture them?
Why not, the value of capitalism isn't amassing cash, but spending it to advance and upgrade the system as we fine tune it to maximum efficiency.
Anyway, for the Mann Brothers, it's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
Redmond & Blutarch are canonically idiots. The Gravel Wars are purposefully pointless and only exist to distract them from putting their stupidity to much wider-spreading evil.
The point of the plot is that the Mann brothers are fighting over useless plots of land that are worth literally nothing
@@dogemon5393 Exactly. They're not really being helpful, it's everyone and everything around them benefitting and suffering from their worthless little spat.
They make a tantrum over nothing, and everyone realizes they're doing so and
take advantage, like Saxton Hale, Merasmus, Grey Mann, or The Administrator,
or adapt to it (I don't think any characters have adapted to the Mann brothers creating the wars they're making, maybe the Law because of the fact that all of the Mercs are killers and the Law cannot catch the Mercs and keep them locked up, so they, therefore, need to adapt to the mercs presence in civilian (don't tell Soldier he's living a civilian life on his off days) life) however best they can,
or in the case of the lead-poisoned idiots in Teufort or Merasmus, suffer because of their actions.
@@dogemon5393 Yeah, it's called the Gravel War for a reason
And worst the fact is that he is facing (and shooting) a place we can not see. For some reason he is shooting the red side (and making it the only stupid thing he has done)
Remember, man versus machine when the robots were made out of money, that’s how they’re gonna get more money to afford bullts for heavy
Is 1111 the password in meet the spy? I thought that was wrong, which is why heavy had to destroy the door
Nope! The door, to my knowledge, made an unlock sound, and Heavy wouldn't have known the door was unlocked, thus he broke it
NVM it doesn't.
Heavy still wouldn't know though
@@JonksukeMaybe those who made door are dummies and they unwontedly switched sounds! (Silly enough to make since in tf2)
@@Spy_sappin_my_sentery true!!!!
This is a profesional yapper. I respect him even more.
the guys in the heavy scene killbinded
It looks like soldier is running with the lock n load
In the lore, Heavy is actually in huge debt (I think) or the contractors just pay for his ammo or some crap
btw, at the around the 1 minute mark, when you talk about the soldier and heavy dying, its hard to see but there is actually a engineer and a sentry, probably the thing killing them
btw you can use the period and comma keys to go forward or backwards by a single frame
For demo drinking and the bottle breaking, his bottle exploding from the sniper shot scared him and then he dropped the bottle to try quickly pick up his weapon because but in fear he wasn’t thinking and the bottle dropped into his eye and glass flew into him and he was blind because both eyes were out and he fell because he couldn’t see and died
4:14 counter-point: the sound effect is of a pistol bullet
In fairness for the meet the soldier medic if there isn’t anyone to heal having the syringe gun out in case of an ambush can be a good idea there was no one around at the time and even just causing flinch while you escape could let you survive
15:10 You know how in Bayonetta, her clothes are actually made up of her hair, then when she does certain attacks that use her hair they disappear? Heavy's chest hair.
"after a minute thats over 3 million dollars"
60/12 = 5
5x400,000 = 2,000,000$
I know I did the math wrong I’m sorryyyyy
11:38 also the scout could have opened the door if he was on their team, the password was made to secure the intelligence and also was spreaded upon the team blu, if he was on their team he wouldn't ask for help and also not try to break in by not using the password
3:03 if fell into his eye
11:35 the sentry was upgraded to lvl 3 and couldnt shoot the soldier
16:40 medic actually tried this on the blu spy after decapitating him but he didnt know if it worked on patients that weren't decapitated
20:07 he didn't know it was the pyro
I’m pretty sure someone who has 11 PHDs is not a moron.
in heavy's video most of them are dying from the engi's sentry in the background
if for a moment we are to believe pyro really sees the world through pyro vision (which i dont think they do at all) pyro would still hear a train so that just makes them even more stupid than youd think
I like the advice on meet the medic part, it surely convinces me not to immediately try everything on alive people, of courseeee
The first thing you say in the video about firing for a minute being over 3million is incorrect 🙃
The engineer’s sentry was the one that killed them in meet the heavy
i dont think its the goggles that make pyro see things,
pyro is actualy delusional
This! Because even if he's not, the goggles vision would make him become delusional at some point.
1:23 those guys die from killbinding, one did it and the other followed
How can Scout's tooth be regrown but Heavy's rib cannot?
He knows too much...
Probably small bones only.
I mean, half of the mercs can't read, so yeah?
3:15 I'm pretty sure the shards fly into demo's eye
Actually soldier drinks lead water every day
heavy does tax evasion
if you watch the medic he have Quick-Fix and the quick-fix can't get uber (inmortal)
Shooting 200 dollar custom cartridges with a weapon that doesn't even care about individual bullet accuracy is definitely quite stupid. Could just use standard 7.62x51 mm that cost like a dollar per round, or something similar but bigger if you want it to be heavier.
i will award team red and blu with (drumroll please).......... pyrovision goggles and a ghostly gibus!
10:03
Is it me or is the Soldier using his rocket launcher as a shotgun?
12:15 to be fair in game there is not even a door. Maybe their budget is not that high to put 2 doors.
If demoman doesn’t drink he will literally die
Plus the passcode for the door is not 1111 it’s just what soldier thought, I think
if you trully think about it, what is the poin tof bringing a corpse of your coworker to themost secure location in your base
1:08 bro dont you think there are more mercs around him? So the soldier could be a victim of a sentry or a sniper idk
well, you're not wrong
20:05 maybe sniper didn't see it was pyro and not somebody else?
The engineers sentry killed everyone in meet the heavy we can see a rocket and people die and we see red engineers sentry next to heavy
dont judge them theyre freetoplays with 2 minutes of experience
6:35 acting like that isn't just a common occurrence on well
He didn’t see that it was the pyro until it was too late 20:14
ok then so you explain me why in tf2 lore blue team always loss(x0 braincells)
and there where born battle medic with 2kills and 39 deaths
4:02 literally a better sniper than me
1:00 sentry
Dude trys to find logic in TF2, MF there *is* no logic
3:15 the part he hold break
Guys, I found a rip in spacetime. In the intro he says for heavy to fire his gun for 1 minute tht it would cost over 3 million dollars. Assuming heavy is correct 400k for 12 seconds. You can fit 12 seconds into a minute evenly 5 times. 400k x 5 is only 2 millions dollars. 🤓
Nerd time again. Heavy has a melee so he could just be doing that to an enemy scout
In the meet the havy thers is a turet
whose havy
The cameraman can’t die
Also 80% of the mercs have no armor.
2:00 no he killed thoose,-people,so,he could get his sniper
they don't have a good headphone or a gaming chair so they're bad at the game
0:57 kill bind
1:07 very simple, heavy is using silent aimbot
well, they are not most men
They are mercenaries, they have the resources, the will, to make these hours count
10:06 its a panic attack?
Did you know heavy has PhD in Russian literature