You don't see any real physical affection between them. It really seems like Magic Bullet sales is the only thing keeping them together. Sad to see. They seemed so naturally in love in the original infomercial.
*making an iced coffee in my cubicle* what was that Barbara you're on an important phone call and can't hear over my "ridiculous racket" I can't hear you over my magic bullet to go it's perfect for home and office use
Imagine going out into the wilderness with this, only to find Mick and Mimi waiting for you with this thing. Seriously though I love the bullet cynicism from the crowd in this one :)
The writers wanted to meet the needs of those wanting a new commercial, but also those who loved the first. This way. Everyone gets. Exactly what. THEY WANT!
These are the greatest infomercials ever. The characters and implications are amazing. Name one other infomercial where one of the characters hates her boyfriend, everyone is visually and audibly repulsed finding out the alcoholic was banging the old lady they didn’t even know was there?
Most of them are doing all right, thanks to the Magic of the Magic Bullet. Mick and Mimi got divorced after they both learned the Magic Bullet had uses...let's just say beyond the kitchen. His alimony payments have taken a real toll on his ability to buy curry powder, but his "Australian" accent has charmed many a woman at the bar - not to mention his self-mixing party mugs with color-coded rings. When word got around that Mimi could be satisifed in just one....two.....threeeeeee seconds, she was never lonely either. Hazel and Berman eloped after this campout. They bonded over a love of cheap bourbon and cigarettes. Thanks to the Magic Bullet, Hazel can cook dinner for him every night and it's never a production. After seeing someone make smoothies in the middle of the woods, Barney's whole world crumpled and he very nearly ended up in an asylum. Happily, he has pulled it together and is now in trade school, studying to be an electrician. His wife is proud of his achievements and no longer delights in seeing him cry; they went on to have five kids and feed them gourmet feasts prepared using nothing but a microwave and a magic bullet. Dino's life took a darker turn. He never forgave his wife for humiliating him in front of their friends, fellow campers, squirrels, and a bunch of strangers watching on TV. A week after they got home, the cops walked in on a grisly scene as he attemped to fit what was left of her remains into the bullet blender. And that other couple from the first infomercial? Well, they occasionally see news of their old friends on MySpace (remember, this is early 2000s) and realize they were probably better off getting out when they could. Still, they will never forget the memories they made at the get-together they still refer to as "Last Night's Barbecue."
As someone who was obsessed with the original commercial as a kid, I cannot believe I haven't heard of the Bullet Extended Universe. This changes everything.
Berman avoiding the straw and went straight for gulping the coffee...Dino consulting his wife on what to put in his omelette...Hazel waking up for pancakes...Complaining about a wife wanting to see him suffer. This entire infomercial is a straight up mood.
I have to ask, is magic bullet fan fictions out there. That would be kinda awesome. This comment section would be perfect at that, also did Hazel sneak in with Berman?
Everyone is thinking the exact same thing. I think it might’ve been intentional even though it kind of ruins my appetite of wanting to eat the food they make when they plant the image of Hazel, banging Berman in the tents for all the viewers at home.
This one is basically the exact same as the regular Bullet infomercial, with the addition of pancakes, an incorrectly-made Denver omelet, a second-hand Frappuccino, some chili, egg salad, a protein shake, Berman and Hazel bumping uglies, and a few extra frozen drinks.
Ah yes, nothing says famous authentic Texas chili as much as a middle aged British man rush-cooking, over puree'd ingredients, on a sex cult camping trip.
LOL I love how they're acting like the Magic Bullet was the reason they didn't bother making these meals. Like oh yeah, chopping onions. That's the entire reason I never had chili in the woods, it wasn't the heavy cans, the ground beef I had to keep fresh, the saute pan I didn't want to cook, a source of heat to cook the actual thing... no it was the onions. I couldn't chop them.
My Aunt bought a Magic Bullet and when it arrived in the mail she tried to put a whole watermelon in it cause she wanted some watermelon juice. I told her you first have to cut the watermelon in small pieces and add some salt and water. She made me cut the watermelon in small pieces which took me an hour and by the time I was done my Aunt went to the sofa then turned on the television and took a nap. I had a few pieces of watermelon and went home. The End.
Nearby river or lake will help you with this problem, or else you should think about bringing water-bottle-to-go and soap-to-go alongside, you're welcome
Me: using the bullet to go in the office Co worker: hey bitch be quiet Me:the commercial said i can use it in the office Co worker: they are wrong this is the quiet office
I don't think it was intentional, but Dino's "I don't understand that's an electrical appliance" and Tina's response of "Just let them go..." is actually pretty funny, in a post-modern, absurdist humor kind of way. (Think faux commercials ala Tim and Eric).
Tina has it bad for Mick. Something is going on there. He goes out and picks her fresh blueberries and look at that smile she gives him... It's telling. 6:58 Netflix could learn a thing or two about showing not telling from this infomercial's narrative.
They told me this could do any job, in 10 seconds or less, even from the middle of the woods. It's been 5 hours, night has fallen and it still hasn't put my tent up.
I love how this informercial series has its own lore and cult following.
So Hazel left her husband? Was dinner just too much of a production?
AHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAY!!
of course, it's ALWAYS a production.
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Go Red Wings !
She just couldn't resist the berman
I love how the returning characters from the first one know exactly where this is going, and they're sick of it.
The way Tina looks at Mick. The tension between them is undeniable.
I've never seen a group of people in the 2000s so shocked at the concept of a battery operated appliance
Mick flirting with Tina right infront of Mimi, but i feel like their marrige is a sham anyways
You don't see any real physical affection between them. It really seems like Magic Bullet sales is the only thing keeping them together. Sad to see. They seemed so naturally in love in the original infomercial.
Nothing like introducing a shriek grinding sound in the middle of a serene forest setting. Ahh, nature.
Acting truly peaked at "That's. An electrical. Appliance."
*making an iced coffee in my cubicle* what was that Barbara you're on an important phone call and can't hear over my "ridiculous racket" I can't hear you over my magic bullet to go it's perfect for home and office use
anne white news
"Thanks for the socks, big boy. "
I was expecting Hazel to tell Berman he needs to work on his tongue exercises.
Imagine going out into the wilderness with this, only to find Mick and Mimi waiting for you with this thing. Seriously though I love the bullet cynicism from the crowd in this one :)
... waiting for you with this thing ... and three kitchens worth of food.
Everybodys disturbed about Hazel coming outta the tent but Tinas over here on her 2nd guy with eyes for Mick 👀 i dont wanna hear it anymore 😂
"If you're like Mick almost every meal starts with it..." Chopping curry powder?
Jan W yes exactly 😂
Curry powder for everythinnnng
The pancake part is literally a replica of the muffin part from the original. They even use the same dialogue
The entire thing is basically a retread
they call this a callback lmao
The writers wanted to meet the needs of those wanting a new commercial, but also those who loved the first. This way. Everyone gets. Exactly what. THEY WANT!
Hazel just woke up from a bender
Berman and Hazel bumping uglies ruined everyone's appetite.
jelousy!!
The chorus of "eeeEEEEEwwwwww" made me ugly laugh
They are the kind of couple that invites you in just so they can sell you something.... haha
Or an occult
I had no idea they made a second advert. Even better they used the original actors. Brilliant 😂
“We make life easy at home🎶🎶”
“What if you could make salsa at the lake? Margaritas at the campsite?”
lol 2:47 I love how Berman is just so sick of their shit.
I was so hoping that Hazel was going to be a part of this party, and then at 6:35, out of nowhere... to the applause of millions.
Her and Berman got pretty hot and heavy.
These are the greatest infomercials ever. The characters and implications are amazing. Name one other infomercial where one of the characters hates her boyfriend, everyone is visually and audibly repulsed finding out the alcoholic was banging the old lady they didn’t even know was there?
I forgot the guy who calls out his wife over chopping garlic. Her reaction is priceless. Haha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Tfw your infomercial has lore
@@WealthyIndustrialist Barney?
Someone should really check on Dino. He appears to have suffered a mild stroke 😳
Why haven’t they done a “Where Are They Now” with the cast?
Most of them are doing all right, thanks to the Magic of the Magic Bullet.
Mick and Mimi got divorced after they both learned the Magic Bullet had uses...let's just say beyond the kitchen. His alimony payments have taken a real toll on his ability to buy curry powder, but his "Australian" accent has charmed many a woman at the bar - not to mention his self-mixing party mugs with color-coded rings. When word got around that Mimi could be satisifed in just one....two.....threeeeeee seconds, she was never lonely either.
Hazel and Berman eloped after this campout. They bonded over a love of cheap bourbon and cigarettes. Thanks to the Magic Bullet, Hazel can cook dinner for him every night and it's never a production.
After seeing someone make smoothies in the middle of the woods, Barney's whole world crumpled and he very nearly ended up in an asylum. Happily, he has pulled it together and is now in trade school, studying to be an electrician. His wife is proud of his achievements and no longer delights in seeing him cry; they went on to have five kids and feed them gourmet feasts prepared using nothing but a microwave and a magic bullet.
Dino's life took a darker turn. He never forgave his wife for humiliating him in front of their friends, fellow campers, squirrels, and a bunch of strangers watching on TV. A week after they got home, the cops walked in on a grisly scene as he attemped to fit what was left of her remains into the bullet blender.
And that other couple from the first infomercial? Well, they occasionally see news of their old friends on MySpace (remember, this is early 2000s) and realize they were probably better off getting out when they could. Still, they will never forget the memories they made at the get-together they still refer to as "Last Night's Barbecue."
Tina really hates Dino and Mimi...she cant even hide the fact that Mick is the one she wants!
3:07 she knows there’s no stopping them once they start.
As someone who was obsessed with the original commercial as a kid, I cannot believe I haven't heard of the Bullet Extended Universe. This changes everything.
Berman avoiding the straw and went straight for gulping the coffee...Dino consulting his wife on what to put in his omelette...Hazel waking up for pancakes...Complaining about a wife wanting to see him suffer. This entire infomercial is a straight up mood.
Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe.
I hope Mick washed his hands before grabbing the ice after hiking two mountains
Barney and Dino? what is this a Flintstones reunion?
Rofl
Fred and Wilma were in the first one.
Hazel likes her smoothies with bananas and nuts. The innuendo. It’s amazing.
I'm 26 and miss when this actually aired on TV I use to love it
These magic bullet infomercials were so ridiculous on their own, but these comments are making me crack up even more.
Yeesh, it doesn't take much for Barney to be impressed.
I have to ask, is magic bullet fan fictions out there. That would be kinda awesome. This comment section would be perfect at that, also did Hazel sneak in with Berman?
Really?! Okay, I didn't think I'd be the one to say it... Mick doesn't know the difference between Strawberry Banana and Mixed Berry?!
This is the 3rd infomercial for the magic bullet...we are no longer surprised that you can chop garlic in 3 seconds 😒
There are fresh garlic paste and minced sold in stores. So there is that.
Question, what was the 2nd infomercial?
Biohazard Studios magic bullet, magic bullet express, magic bullet to go
@@Laylec
Wasn't bullet express after bullet to go?
im still surprised!
Vermon never disappoints!
Berman
So Hazel apparently lives in her housecoat, and no one ever says anything about it.
Nobody fucks with Hazel.
That's because Hazel will fucking put you in the ground if you try to cross her.
Everybody gets. Exactly. What. They. Want! Tesh... hazel did..😂😂
They may have gotten new supporting cast members, but Bermen was pretty damned essential as a retuning cast member.
Berman is one cantankerous bastard, is he not? x'D
Also, did it sound like Hazel and Berman decided to bang it out to anyone else or just me?
Everyone is thinking the exact same thing. I think it might’ve been intentional even though it kind of ruins my appetite of wanting to eat the food they make when they plant the image of Hazel, banging Berman in the tents for all the viewers at home.
@3:47 took me a while to realize he was intentionally trying to scare her lol
This one is basically the exact same as the regular Bullet infomercial, with the addition of pancakes, an incorrectly-made Denver omelet, a second-hand Frappuccino, some chili, egg salad, a protein shake, Berman and Hazel bumping uglies, and a few extra frozen drinks.
Don't forget the Famous 3-bean Texas Chili
@grindlounge they did mention that sad looking chilli in their comment 😂😂😂
Ah yes, nothing says famous authentic Texas chili as much as a middle aged British man rush-cooking, over puree'd ingredients, on a sex cult camping trip.
A three way with Mimi and Tina....yes please
Berman probably beat you to it.
@the middle man thats all you homie
@@AfrewSpines no doubt
When did Tina and Ike split up?!?!? Did she cheat on Ike with Dino?!?!?
Feels like a tv show!!
That’s incredible!
Damn I can’t tell you how often I’m on my boat wishing “you know, I wish I could blend smoothies right here right now”
LOL I love how they're acting like the Magic Bullet was the reason they didn't bother making these meals. Like oh yeah, chopping onions. That's the entire reason I never had chili in the woods, it wasn't the heavy cans, the ground beef I had to keep fresh, the saute pan I didn't want to cook, a source of heat to cook the actual thing... no it was the onions. I couldn't chop them.
Glad their ice survived overnight for those smoothies...
The Mick and Mimi saga continues!
Why isn't Dino sure what type of omelet he likes?
My Aunt bought a Magic Bullet and when it arrived in the mail she tried to put a whole watermelon in it cause she wanted some watermelon juice.
I told her you first have to cut the watermelon in small pieces and add some salt and water.
She made me cut the watermelon in small
pieces which took me an hour and by the time I was done my Aunt went to the sofa then turned on the television and took a nap.
I had a few pieces of watermelon and went home.
The End.
Here's the problem, You're at a camp, not an RV. How do you wash these? With the dishwasher to go? i'd like to see that
Nearby river or lake will help you with this problem, or else you should think about bringing water-bottle-to-go and soap-to-go alongside, you're welcome
We can't forget the chop Berman into itty bitty pieces and bury the evidence to go
Me: using the bullet to go in the office
Co worker: hey bitch be quiet
Me:the commercial said i can use it in the office
Co worker: they are wrong this is the quiet office
No salt or pepper in anything 😂
6:59 shows that mick is hooking up with the knockoff Mimi
Mimi is the knockoff Tina let's be real
I love Tina out of all the cast! 👩🏼💙
2:37 They hiked 2 mountains in one morning? Holy fuck!
hit Everest in the afternoon
Tina has a new man. And by her attitude towards him, he is not going to last either.
with all those beans in the chili, somebody is gonna have massive farts
3:48 Woah that is magic. Lol 😂 oh Dino classic.
6:47 I don't think she is acting
Im so done. They go on to say " We know you like your pancakes with banana and pecans." The inuendo is devastating lmao
Dino must either have allot of money or something big for Tina to put up with him..
The worst part is not chopping garlic, it’s cleaning the magic bullet
I don't think it was intentional, but Dino's "I don't understand that's an electrical appliance" and Tina's response of "Just let them go..." is actually pretty funny, in a post-modern, absurdist humor kind of way. (Think faux commercials ala Tim and Eric).
Omg I was so worried when I didn’t see hazel at first 🤣
Remember how she made a late entrance in the first one...
Hazel appears to sleep with that same cigarette in her mouth.
Tina and Mick are totally having an affair
Tina got a new husband
And unlucky for her, he's a complete idiot!
and Hazel left Ralph from the 1st one.
These comments are too damn funny
3:48 Blondie is so sick of him lmao 😂
The Magic Bullet to Go can do any job, anywhere, in 10 seconds or less.
2:47 Berman air quotes from hell
"Thanks for the socks, Big Boy." Ewwwww
Too phunny!
Yes, that's good and fine, but doesn't a Denver Omelette have green peppers in it?
Torgiebride85 yes it does have green peppers in it
@@justinclick4731 🫑
Longest 6 seconds
Tina has it bad for Mick. Something is going on there. He goes out and picks her fresh blueberries and look at that smile she gives him... It's telling. 6:58
Netflix could learn a thing or two about showing not telling from this infomercial's narrative.
What kind of lunatics bring all of these appliances to go camping?
I know it’s an infomercial but imagine having friends that talked to you like they weee trying to sell things to you all the time.
I wonder why she ignores Tina, could it be jealousy. No wonder Tina draws her eyes off Mimi constantly. She likes the men but not the girls.
Obviously there’s hate between Tina and Mimi as if Tina’s saying “wait till I get my hands on you!!!”
4:27 Dino is a bit slow… tbh I’d be helluva confused too if I saw all of this unfolding before my eyes.
6:40 This just got really awkward.
So Burmen, I hear ya like older women 😂
NINOOOOOOOOOO would like one too
Woah woah hold up. Did hazel just do something to those socks?
Yeesh, Hazel with sleep with anybody.
They told me this could do any job, in 10 seconds or less, even from the middle of the woods. It's been 5 hours, night has fallen and it still hasn't put my tent up.
Cool I want that magic bullet to go
Mick and Tina are having an affair for sure
imagine going to work and doing some reports to just hear someone blending a smoothie 😐
Nice ingredients for chili like onions, ground beef, and various beans.
its the same diolugue lol
Mimi sporting some nice clevage
and those little shorts :O
Too bad Tina’s first marriage didn’t work out ...
Nice too see the blonde from the first one got a boyfriend
The acting in here is so cringe but I like watching these back then cause it gets me hungry lol
I thought I was the only one that had that thought but I just like watching the food being prepared while eating food 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently these guys have never heard of batteries
batteries are sorcery