If Newborns Could Talk

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  • @toryhyde9306
    @toryhyde9306 Рік тому +1707

    You know Trey is secretly loving being a dad!

  • @nishienish26
    @nishienish26 Рік тому +1007

    “I’m acting tired but I don’t plan on sleeping” mwahaha- SO ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂

    • @ravimediatube
      @ravimediatube Рік тому +3

      scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Рік тому +1

      They'd say, "If you cut that, I'll sue your ass!"

    • @vickicravener7529
      @vickicravener7529 Рік тому +10

      Right?!?! Total truth! My grandson acts all tired, sleeps 5 or 10 min, long enough that you think yes he is finally out. Then screams his head off to pull you back into reality lol.

    • @ehismichael6917
      @ehismichael6917 Рік тому +1

      ​@@vickicravener7529they are all the same. I am dad since 11 days ago

  • @erinhoeppner5114
    @erinhoeppner5114 Рік тому +932

    “I guess I’ll give them a smile but I’ll stop as soon as they try and record it” too accurate! 😂😂

    • @ravimediatube
      @ravimediatube Рік тому +9

      scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason

    • @hometowngirlncurls5669
      @hometowngirlncurls5669 Рік тому +6

      That's my daughter right now!!! I swear her smile lasts for 1 second 😂

    • @PandyDaize
      @PandyDaize Рік тому +3

      Not a newborn but a toddler. My little cousin is the opposite of photogenic, just like this entire family. I couldn't catch him smiling on camera, he'd deadpan and look away constantly, just like my younger brother. In fact, he was very clingy and couldn't be separate from his parents, so he didn't smile often. To remedy this, try tickling him or letting him tickle you, show him magic tricks, say funny words (like poop). It would probably get babies to smile on your command as well!

    • @jacquelynroe9036
      @jacquelynroe9036 Рік тому +6

      This continues into the toddler years. They’re doing or saying something cute and it stops or they refuse to do it the minute you pull out the camera.

  • @johnherpin5530
    @johnherpin5530 Рік тому +1953

    I just really appreciate treys ability to be hilarious and clean.

  • @lauraa9007
    @lauraa9007 Рік тому +435

    Spitting out the pacifier then yelling to put it back in is perfectly accurate!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @LEE-kq9tq
    @LEE-kq9tq Рік тому +491

    Don't forget the "Oh they're changing me... now would be a GREAT time to pee and have explosive poop."

    • @overcomingthat2728
      @overcomingthat2728 Рік тому +43

      Yessss. I remember when my baby was first born it was three in the morning I was exhausted from him waking me up every other hour. (He had a dairy and soy allergy I didnt know about yet.)
      I'm only half awake changing his diaper in the dark when suddenly my leg is getting wet. I'm PURE confusion till I realize and I'm like fine let him finish the job. He does I finish changing him then I try to wake up my loving husband and tell him he just peed all over me and the floor. My husband only 1/8th awake asked, "you want me to help you?" My sarcasm came in hot and I replied "nope just waking you up at three in the morning to let you know your son peed everywhere

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 Рік тому +15

      “Sarcasm came in hot” 😂 I felt that

    • @backyardrebel2149
      @backyardrebel2149 Рік тому +5

      @@overcomingthat2728 🤣

    • @Nomen.Monniker
      @Nomen.Monniker Рік тому +25

      There's some sort of weird decompression that happens the moment the diaper is undone.
      At that point the volume of poo that can exit the baby may exceed the volume of the entire baby. How can an seven pound baby pass two pints of poo? In less than ten seconds?
      We have had the baby overflow TWO diapers during ONE changing session.
      I'm beginning to wonder if the baby may be a portal into another dimension, and some sadistic alien is directing all their offspring's poo to exit their dimension, and enter ours, through our baby.

    • @snakewarlock5291
      @snakewarlock5291 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Nomen.Monniker Damn thats disgusting, i hope i will never have kids

  • @MG-xr9dt
    @MG-xr9dt Рік тому +232

    “Better get some shut eye so I can stay up all night and scream” WHYYYY YOU GOTTA BE SO ACCURATE 😭

  • @zipporahpayten
    @zipporahpayten Рік тому +236

    “Somebody! It’s been three hours are you ever gonna feed me again!?” 😂 this is how my siblings act right now and they are In middle school 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bethany_DIY
    @bethany_DIY Рік тому +1181

    Just had my baby a week ago and can confirm this is 100% accurate 😂

    • @angieponders3844
      @angieponders3844 Рік тому +19

      Yay, Mom!

    • @brooklyngrace1008
      @brooklyngrace1008 Рік тому +7

      yay!! what’s baby’s name?! ❤

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Рік тому +12

      If babies could speak they'd yell, "HEY! If you cut that off, I'll sue your ass!" cause you know, no sane person would want their healthy body harmed.

    • @amieparham7657
      @amieparham7657 Рік тому +7

      Congratulations!!! I hope it is going well, and if it's not, just remember, this isn't forever, and it will get better!!!

    • @-dusty_butterfly-
      @-dusty_butterfly- Рік тому +4

      Congratulations! I hope your baby is super healthy and everything is going wonderfully.

  • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
    @anatoliagolden-hall4553 Рік тому +420

    I just got a kick out of Trey lying around various places, as a real newborn would 😂. Cannot wait to see toddler years!

  • @SarahYau84
    @SarahYau84 Рік тому +34

    Also forgot the "I'm just closing my eyes so they think I'm asleep, but as soon as they put me back in the cot I'm going to scream..... And I will continue doing this till I get bored"

    • @crzycolchris
      @crzycolchris Рік тому

      Actually trey forgot to mention how's babies will scream and cry because they're tired ... I was like just close your eyes that's the first step 😂😂

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne Рік тому +48

    "Hello child protective services?..." 😂 I liked the smiling until the camera was pulled out. 🙌

  • @ravimediatube
    @ravimediatube Рік тому +85

    im a newborn and this is exactly what i would say if i could talk

  • @mbyrd6713
    @mbyrd6713 Рік тому +55

    Yassss, that 3 pm nap so the baby can work 3rd shift and stay up all night 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 Рік тому +27

    "my dad's trying to suck my brains out through my nose" ☠️
    I've never met a baby who could tolerate the booger sucker!!

    • @VampireSexGoddess
      @VampireSexGoddess Рік тому +2

      I had no idea what he was talking about, thanks for clarifying.

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Рік тому +3

      We called it 'Mr. Thirsty' when my sister was little 😂🤢😃

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 Рік тому +12

    This is pretty much exactly how my mom described me as a newborn and I haven't even shown this to her. Babies are generally the same everywhere: eat, sleep, poop and find the worst possible moments to cry/scream. 😂

  • @ironsnowflake1076
    @ironsnowflake1076 Рік тому +9

    The learning how to roll over the one MOMENT you leave them on a high place......why Lord???

  • @poppylove3673
    @poppylove3673 Рік тому +175

    Absolutely hilarious! 😂 Totally nailed being a baby! ❤👍🏽

  • @melindarankin7184
    @melindarankin7184 Рік тому +15

    I almost peed myself watching it. As a new mom this was absolutely so true and I needed that thank you so much

  • @WVgirl1959
    @WVgirl1959 Рік тому +36

    As a first-time Grandma (@64), taking care of her grandbaby 3 days a week, and taking care of any baby for the first time in 32 years...this is exactly it. 😂❤

    • @yourfavouritegirl90
      @yourfavouritegirl90 Рік тому +2

      Congratulations! I feel like you’re gonna be the best grandma ever💜

  • @lindsayb1329
    @lindsayb1329 Рік тому +135

    😂😂😂 Can't wait for the toddler videos lol

  • @leylamontenegro126
    @leylamontenegro126 Рік тому +4

    Popping out the pacifier and screaming "PUT IT BACK IN!" is the truest thing ever 😂

  • @Bilal_Aslam_
    @Bilal_Aslam_ Рік тому +23

    They would take one look at the world and say “Put me back in the dark”

  • @MV-tw9ku
    @MV-tw9ku Рік тому +4

    When you change a newborn's diaper and they cry so passionately, as if to say "Why is this horrible and unprecedented thing happen ing to me?" Baby, this is the 8th time today, stop taking it so personally.

  • @batman630
    @batman630 Рік тому +33

    Bro I literally just had my son 8 days ago, this made my day 😂😭

  • @dawnmartinez5344
    @dawnmartinez5344 Рік тому +8

    The way he wasn’t making eye contact 😂😂 Best part 👏🏼

  • @hannahc1124
    @hannahc1124 Рік тому +17

    Is anyone ever going to feed me again?! 😂

  • @sarah-phillips
    @sarah-phillips Рік тому +158

    Does this mean baby Kennedy is here? Congratulations! Or, well, congratulations in advance. Mom of three here. This is all accurate. The first one especially. Every dang time.

    • @lizzygrace6322
      @lizzygrace6322 Рік тому +2

      He talks all about it on his podcast Correct Opinions 😄❤

  • @xtinabaaae1848
    @xtinabaaae1848 Рік тому +4

    "PUT IT BACK IIIIIIIN!!" had me howlin! XD

  • @sandlyalteon8246
    @sandlyalteon8246 Рік тому +58

    I’ve never laughed so hard 😂
    He nailed it!

  • @Tweek_reallylovesCraig
    @Tweek_reallylovesCraig Рік тому +2

    “MOM! I JUST POOPED OUT MY STOMACH AGAIN”
    Had me💀🤚🏻

  • @okenforty
    @okenforty Рік тому +2

    “Stop staring at me, it’s rude.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mchllwoods
    @mchllwoods Рік тому +2

    This is the modern version of Look Who's Talking. 😂❤😂❤
    If Kristie Alley, John Travolta and Bruce Willis could see this, they would be so proud. RIP Kristie Alley

  • @PamelaWarren56
    @PamelaWarren56 Рік тому +57

    I love that you’re taking your new experiences and turning it into entertainment for us ;)

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 Рік тому +10

    Trey’s facial expressions have always impressed me but they’re extra good here!

  • @Esinololly
    @Esinololly Рік тому +10

    LMAOOO oh my god the eye contact one

  • @madelynbell2229
    @madelynbell2229 Рік тому +22

    Hahaha I’m pregnant with my first and can’t wait to see these things for myself

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 Рік тому +10

      Enjoy your sleep now!

    • @Gloriagal78
      @Gloriagal78 Рік тому +4

      @@dharmadharma3960 Seriously.

    • @crzycolchris
      @crzycolchris Рік тому +4

      Hahahah!! Oh you can! Take naps during the day lots of them lol and forget about having a clean house!

    • @csabraxas
      @csabraxas Рік тому

      Our baby was sleeping almost through from 5 weeks.

  • @ChonkyCats
    @ChonkyCats Рік тому +36

    Baby Trey is so cute LOL 😂😂😂😂

  • @reinab9843
    @reinab9843 Рік тому +6

    12 weeks today! Thanks for illustrating my future in November! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kelseym.7216
      @kelseym.7216 Рік тому +2

      Congratulations ❤

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 Рік тому +1

      Dear God what are you doing... go sleep!!! Now!!! 😂
      Congratulations! Being pregnant really is a joy. And I hope you get a chill baby. Pray for one lol

  • @vickicravener7529
    @vickicravener7529 Рік тому +10

    We just had a new grandson in Feb and this is the most accurate video of a newborn that I have ever seen! It's been a few years since his brother was born and how soon you forget lol.

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 Рік тому +4

    Well he certainly understands newborns, god I love Trey.🤣🥰

  • @tiffanylucas951
    @tiffanylucas951 Рік тому +35

    A big baby...with a beard already. And he's already talking quite well! 😂 Loved every second of this.

  • @imasa___
    @imasa___ Рік тому

    "Avoided jaundice"
    "PUT IT BACK IN!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Latterdaysaintcrunchymom
    @Latterdaysaintcrunchymom Рік тому +1

    “This guy doesn’t know what he’s doing” heads flying around lol

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT Рік тому +1

    This is the MOST accurate thing I’ve seen in a good while.

  • @Thegoodnewsgirl
    @Thegoodnewsgirl Рік тому +1

    That part (aka FART 🤣) right in the beginning…aaaaah… cannot quit laughing…so funny 😆
    ~Psalms 126:2 🤗

  • @natv6563
    @natv6563 Рік тому +2

    “Look Who’s Talking” 2023 edition 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @athrunzala798
    @athrunzala798 Рік тому +13

    Oh man my son recently turned 1, this hits way too hard lol

  • @peekcleo
    @peekcleo Рік тому +11

    This is so incredibly accurate. 😂😂😂

  • @mattl333
    @mattl333 Рік тому +3

    As new parents we can relate to this soooooo much… absolutely bang on 😂

  • @bobones2196
    @bobones2196 Рік тому +47

    We love you Trey! Keep up the good work!

  • @barbwall3678
    @barbwall3678 5 місяців тому

    OMGoodness, how can he nail EVERY SINGLE AGE & gender in all his videos?! From 👶🏼 to 👴🏻/👵🏻…so talented & spot on!🎯

  • @mlynnefield
    @mlynnefield Рік тому +13

    Currently have a newborn. This was too real.

  • @amstergal
    @amstergal 7 місяців тому

    When you're working ... in the office... and as hard as you try... cannot suppress the laughter.

  • @caitlynnmae2475
    @caitlynnmae2475 Рік тому +7

    I’m so glad you had a child (I think??) because now we get all this hilarious content to help us find the bright side in the throes of parenthood.

  • @KenanConvey
    @KenanConvey Рік тому +15

    Hahaha this is a good one thank you for describing the past 5 months of my life w the little man🥲

  • @TheChessGiant
    @TheChessGiant Рік тому +16

    Trey is wild 😂

  • @privatejen3590
    @privatejen3590 Рік тому +11

    Just two words: insightfully brilliant.😁

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates Рік тому +4

    Is this Trey's way of saying they had a baby boy named Hudson? Also, we new parents do love using the "booger sucker." It's great!

  • @StupiidLuciid
    @StupiidLuciid Рік тому +2

    The smile one was so accurate. I babysit my little brother while my mom works. He is a joy vampire Istg.

    • @StupiidLuciid
      @StupiidLuciid Рік тому +1

      Too lazy to press the edit button. I do love my baby brother, but he seems to hate me.

    • @shannoninalaska
      @shannoninalaska Рік тому +1

      ​@@StupiidLuciid I am sure he just misses his mom. But he will learn to see you as his second mom soon enough. Hang in there.

  • @JustMyOpinion_1
    @JustMyOpinion_1 Рік тому +7

    Womb service 😂

  • @kamilahspeaks2200
    @kamilahspeaks2200 Рік тому +1

    This man done put on a whole onesie

  • @pamelamckoy7618
    @pamelamckoy7618 Рік тому +2

    such a lot of truth here! amazing how you think you are running your own lives and then your BOSS arrives.....

  • @starraesky
    @starraesky 7 місяців тому

    "should NOW be the time i learn to roll over?" is too real.

  • @ellieg1040
    @ellieg1040 Рік тому

    "Stop staring at me, it's rude" 😆

  • @naturaldesignmidwifery
    @naturaldesignmidwifery Рік тому +5

    Some of your best work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Also I love how you’re letting your life experiences with your newborn come out in your comedy. Thomas is going to make you funnier and funnier. 😊

  • @FightForFreedom24
    @FightForFreedom24 Рік тому +8

    I was just thinking about this yesterday 😂

  • @teresaf4615
    @teresaf4615 Рік тому +3

    Love how he used the dog costume for the baby!! 😂

  • @mr.timbusch123
    @mr.timbusch123 Рік тому

    "Dad is trying to suck my brain out through my nose..." Using your mouth is so much easier than those dumb suction bulbs. Glad someone else does this!

  • @letsuseourbrains
    @letsuseourbrains Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂 every. Single. Line. Was GOLD

  • @marytrue5029
    @marytrue5029 Рік тому +5

    Trey you are so funny! I loved this, so accurate.

  • @bradrankin844
    @bradrankin844 Рік тому +2

    This is my first time seeing this guy and he NAILED exactly how my newborn is acting ! Lol

    • @TeaPourSixFour
      @TeaPourSixFour Рік тому

      Welcome to the trey Kennedy experience. And congratulations on your new baby

    • @bradrankin844
      @bradrankin844 Рік тому

      @@TeaPourSixFour thank you 🙏

  • @krystlejane6210
    @krystlejane6210 Рік тому

    LOL!!!! I swear, that was your best one yet! Trey, you crack me up!! 😂😂😂

  • @heatherwhynot
    @heatherwhynot Рік тому +1

    So accurate! As a parent, you'll have endless material for your skits and videos.😂

  • @annie22krm
    @annie22krm Рік тому +2

    This is why the baby stage is not for me -- hahahahah. I love the toddler stage. Great video!

  • @livilivinglife
    @livilivinglife Рік тому +2

    Lol the nasal sucking joke was hilarious 😂 my son is non verbal and has autism and I sometimes think he thinks we are torturing him getting those boogers out 😅

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 Рік тому +2

    We were ahead of our time.
    I got tired of the kids getting drainage, then getting plugged tubes, then getting ear infections. Besides starting them on baby Sudafed, I also rigged up a Snot Sucker™️ with the tip of one of those sucky-bulb-things and a bendy straw. Worked like a charm.
    They hated it.

  • @musicfunaticinc
    @musicfunaticinc Рік тому

    Seriously thought 0:10 was still part of 💩 gag….nope, it’s a cow tail! 🐄 LOL

  • @P-P-Panda
    @P-P-Panda 2 місяці тому +1

    This brought me to tears I’m laughing so damn hard 😭

  • @kaitlynlewis6958
    @kaitlynlewis6958 Рік тому +1

    Should i start learning to roll now? Hahaha perfect

  • @JenG33379
    @JenG33379 Рік тому +1

    It’s the “scream cry” outta nowhere that makes me like: lord lord lord have mercy: why?

  • @purelightapologetics4930
    @purelightapologetics4930 Рік тому +1

    This was done very well. Quite accurate except for one thing: newborns have been alive for about nine months, not a few days.

  • @kaityko7440
    @kaityko7440 Рік тому +5

    This is hilarious and spot on 😂😂

  • @mirandacamp4222
    @mirandacamp4222 Рік тому

    “Put it back in”!!! 😂😂😂

  • @LauraB86284
    @LauraB86284 Рік тому

    I was laughing so hard when u smiled before mom pulls out the cam lol

  • @threearrows2248
    @threearrows2248 Рік тому +12

    Just had my 4th kid. You somehow understand babies on a different level after only 1. Congrats.

  • @cheyannecalderon4269
    @cheyannecalderon4269 Рік тому +1

    My little brother was theee master of not smiling in pictures it was ridiculous 😭😭🤣😆😆

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Рік тому +7

    Just what I needed for my birthday

  • @skittlebunny7654
    @skittlebunny7654 Рік тому +1

    This is art.

  • @KurtS.87
    @KurtS.87 Рік тому +2

    He is such a clever commedian! I hope Trey Kennedy gets his own Netflix series someday!

  • @cynthiashaw9668
    @cynthiashaw9668 Рік тому +1

    You're the best Trey!🎉

  • @DK-qj7cr
    @DK-qj7cr Рік тому

    It’s the neck rolling for me 😩😂🤣

  • @SRTW67
    @SRTW67 Рік тому +3

    Exactly spot on!

  • @ElizabethDohertyThomas
    @ElizabethDohertyThomas Рік тому

    I am here for this and all baby stuff with his hilarious humor!!

  • @whatintheheck4692
    @whatintheheck4692 Рік тому

    The “time to try and roll” bit made me LOL. It’s all so true!!

  • @kirstenaxelrod
    @kirstenaxelrod 11 місяців тому

    I needed a good laugh! This was absolute GOLD!!

  • @bhoney319
    @bhoney319 3 місяці тому

    Please do more of these, Trey!

  • @SilverOilman
    @SilverOilman Рік тому +5

    He looks so much like his brother Maddox

  • @jobobminer8843
    @jobobminer8843 Рік тому +1

    As a certified newborn, I can confirm this.

  • @bar-jean
    @bar-jean Рік тому

    Absolutely hysterical!!!!!