Dude actually got stopped by police. He was asked to explain his business in this area. After 15 minutes of “uhhhh...ahhhh....errrrr...” cop just gave up and let him go.
Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt
This is why is love Joe's podcast, you learn about personal growth, science, health, conspiracy theories, and how to become a drug dealer and not get caught.
@Nathan Caveney Hey Nathan. I think your comment is a great example of white and or class privilege. "The professional, college educated, white guy could NEVER be a drug dealer" Have you been to college? Not asking to be disrespectful. Its just that many kids who go on to have the jobs and degrees that made you 99% sure this guy wasnt the dealer, actually bought and sold drugs in college. Having a college degree and a job doesn't mean you're an angel. Not having those things doesn't mean you're bad either. Rich kids steal, shoplift, trespass, etc. Educated people do dumb shit. People with "good jobs" hustle on the side. I encourage you to keep a more open mind and pull that wool from over your eyes.
Another pro tip to dealing, always work by yourself. Working in a crew or with others increases the chances you'll get caught. You have to worry about more than just yourself and most everyone flips.
I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.
No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast
The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.
Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.
You know, I came to the comments to crucially roast this mans ability to use the English language. But you guys have already done an amazing job! 10/10
Another great rule, always meet in a bowling alley when you want to talk business or if you need a drop site for a deal. They are loud so you can talk without cops being able to record you easily. You can bring in a bowling ball bag or gym bag without anyone giving you a second look with a package. And its a public place, so if shit goes south there are plenty of witnesses and people are less likely to go crazy.
lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.
Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that. If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said. Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno! The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.
Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.
Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.
I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.
How hard would it be to track this "friend" down by examining his life? He just gave away so many critical details about this guy it wouldn't be hard to find out who the book is about.
fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him
Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is? Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all. TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.
Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂
To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit
Wow, One of the "Pro Tips" is to "not dress like a dealer". Good to know. I thought dressing like a rapper was the way to go overlooked, but this guy's changing my mind. I'll have to return these Jordan's and Diamond necklaces tomorrow.
I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p
@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid
“Even the unabomber got caught and he only talked to like two people” mfer the unabomber got caught because he sent a literal manifesto to the newspapers to be shown before the entire country
From the minute you said an "African American" who lived in both the projects and a suburban area, started selling *mushrooms* is when I knew this story was not about an "African American" guy.
Idk....luke at frank lucas noone thought a black man would be a distributor... supply and demand. If your in the area thats looking for certain drugs you supply it.
It's like a book that a military person writes about themselves and their experience, they have to change the names and locations and stuff like that but the situations are real
Headass ok so popi leaves come out of the ground and so do cocoa leaves but in heroin he only thing that comes out of the ground is the popi and the juice that comes out to make heroin and coke all it has is cocoa leaves there’s gasoline there’s sulfuric acid there’s a bunch of shit in it just cuz the basis comes from the ground that doesn’t make it pure
Is English not your first language or something? That's an incredibly common thing to say as an expression of interest in a book that's being described to you; yes, knowing that it is, in fact, a book.
@@evanherb5900 I think its a ploy utilized by truly stupid people who wish to sound intelligent. They hit on one such expression, and essentially (& immediately) point it out to appear to have discernment.
There’s a way to make profit at a street level and at wholesale level, but not everybody is capable of working at such levels. The best business men have experience in every level and understand how to capitalize off of every level.
IIRC he did 1113, 1114, 1115 in the same day. At least that's what I noticed when I saw all these new clips popping up throughout the day. There are people who listen but aren't watching so it makes no sense to change shirts. As long as I am not doing something that gets my shirt dirty, I wear one shirt a day.
Because he's nervous and doesn't want to have a slip in describing the guy other than saying he's black. That's why when he responds to Joes questions he kind hangs for a second or two to make sure his thoughts are lined up
Let me lay it all out for you guys. Swim has sold mdma and cannabis in the past and has never been caught doing so. Swim has also had informants and police run up to him thinking Swim had drugs in his posession but they were wrong. Swims rules were he always used dead drops, he never shit where he ate and he never used anything for communication besides the application Tango. He also never carried more in his car than he could eat. Also if a person were to call swim he would never use terms like "weed" or "x" he always used terms like "onions" or "pencils" to curve tapped conversations or CIs.
I love when I come to the comments and see that I’m clearly not the only one that doesn’t have the patience to listen to this dude try and complete a sentence…
The first rule of selling drugs is that you don't tell anybody. Also he told that this drug dealer is smart, but he also told that he is selling drugs after 3 years of knowing the dude.
Dude actually got stopped by police. He was asked to explain his business in this area.
After 15 minutes of “uhhhh...ahhhh....errrrr...” cop just gave up and let him go.
Uuhhhhh and uummmmm ahhh
BAHAHAHA!! I wish I could upvote this comment 100x....
I
Lmao I'm weak
Michael Dalton 🤣🤣
When people get away with something..they have an overwhelming need to tell someone.
Its called narcissism
You cant shut up but to tell a pull you just did
I know it from own
Ego fucks you
Si lol
And then they get caught
Well said
This dude so nervous I bet its him that's the dealer
Padraig G lmfao tru
If you know you know
GottshaYou biatch!!! 🤣🤣
Or he made it all up
That would be crazy 😂🤣😂🤣😂
First lie: “it’s a friend”, second lie: “he’s African American”, third lie: “uhhhhh uhhhhh”
miss this kind of humor
The fact the a “black guy” would have more problems selling in his own neighborhood than a white neighborhood make absolutely no sense lol
@@justlove8973 exactly, idk about you but I prefer my drug dealers to be of the dark brown skin tone lol
@@justlove8973 less police in white neighborhoods lol if any
@@ojerico6097 idkkk about that I got hella on mine
Waiting for this dude to slip up and say “I” instead of “he”
Drew W lmfao
He ain’t that cool he made it all up with all those uhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrrs
Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally
This dude wouldn't stand a chance as a legit high level drug dealer.
Joe Gasly 👍🏼 I even knocked it up to 1.5x
I don't have the patience to wait for this guy to finish his sentences.
no shit hey his voice is annoying af for some reason
I put the video In 1.5 speed and it was better...still not perfect though.
Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt
ta ta to the point junior
Then you wouldn't do good at a drug stop.
Joe “does he sell DMT” rogan
Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally
@@joegastly6166 thx
Joe Gasly such an underrated comment
Joe Gasly your the fucking man lol I almost gave up in this video
Nailed it
This is why is love Joe's podcast, you learn about personal growth, science, health, conspiracy theories, and how to become a drug dealer and not get caught.
This comment is Gold 💥
Thanks to Joe Rogan I'm now working out, being healthy, loving life, dealing drugs smoothless and I have 2 kids with 3 wifes
@@morgasixxD
I would assume the reason why he takes so long to answer is due to not trying to expose the guys actual life who explained to him the drug life
It is him self
He's bs and making it all up
@@Sandrocker Talking to the police at all is a loss.
@@creative8569 do you claim this just out of your ass or do you have any proof?
@@rogainegaming6924 😂😂😭
He’s actually the one selling the drugs and using an old “friend” as a cover.
Adam 0523 that's right because we all know a bunch of black dudes that sell mushrooms right LOL what a fucking dipshit this kid is
I was thinking the same. Pointing out he's black to take away suspicion from him because he's a white guy. I'M ONTO HIM!
Or there's no friend. Literally I doubt this guy has even A friend.
If that the case why does he say the guy is black, nice one?
Air Em Out
So there’s a mf out there that grades cheese “graters”????
"high level drug dealer"
"An Applebees server who sold shrooms"
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂
Ayo fam lemme get dat 20 sack of that gas gas ya feel me g?
@@fatguybob2778 you already know!!!!
He was talking about taking loads across the country, though.
This the type of dude to fake having a drug dealer friend and he is actually the one who's the dealer
Nikola , lmfaooooooooo
Facts!
@Nathan Caveney I know, i was just kidding lmao 🤣🤣
Nathan Caveney that’s what he wants you to think
@Nathan Caveney Hey Nathan. I think your comment is a great example of white and or class privilege. "The professional, college educated, white guy could NEVER be a drug dealer" Have you been to college? Not asking to be disrespectful. Its just that many kids who go on to have the jobs and degrees that made you 99% sure this guy wasnt the dealer, actually bought and sold drugs in college. Having a college degree and a job doesn't mean you're an angel. Not having those things doesn't mean you're bad either. Rich kids steal, shoplift, trespass, etc. Educated people do dumb shit. People with "good jobs" hustle on the side. I encourage you to keep a more open mind and pull that wool from over your eyes.
I can’t wait for this guy release his audio book
Lol!
Uhhhmmmmmmm
Put it at 1,25x speed, you welcome
LMFAO
"Chapter uhmm one"
Another pro tip to dealing, always work by yourself. Working in a crew or with others increases the chances you'll get caught. You have to worry about more than just yourself and most everyone flips.
They say 3 people can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
Play in x1.25 to listen in better quality
I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.
I'm going crazy listening uhhhh to this crap 😂😂
You are a god
Lmao it actually does make it seem normal speed
I just hit 1.5 the uhhhhhhhs turn into just uhs
"you know, I grew up a junkie........in terms of reading this stuff" LOL dude caught me off guard for a second there
Forreal lmao
Stg I read this and he said it at the same time 😂
I’m dying 💀
Me, three.
No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast
He sounds really nervous while explaining the story. Tryna be careful before he says some shit hell regret
nitro spark ill be nervous . Wouldn’t even mention it.
The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.
Jen Dark Energy 384400 nsa doesn't care... Plus, the guy wanted to be on the podcast in a mask.
You really think nobody would figure out he's black?
Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.
But good job claiming nsa will investigate but not care at all...
You know, I came to the comments to crucially roast this mans ability to use the English language. But you guys have already done an amazing job! 10/10
Dude talks in code like the feds really on him lol
Lol they are 😂
lol they always are
fym bruh they're on all of us
@@jerhms the government is"**
*on his friend
I would have thought there's a rule "don't tell your secrets to author writing a book about drug dealer secrets"
Its the rule number 3
Unless you’re the author..👀🤐
He said the dude came to him wanting to write it
I mean just make sure u dont have ur cellphone out
Exactly....bogus ass story.....any idiot that would do that would’ve been caught even on a small level
Another great rule, always meet in a bowling alley when you want to talk business or if you need a drop site for a deal. They are loud so you can talk without cops being able to record you easily. You can bring in a bowling ball bag or gym bag without anyone giving you a second look with a package. And its a public place, so if shit goes south there are plenty of witnesses and people are less likely to go crazy.
lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.
Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that.
If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said.
Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno!
The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.
Thanks Mr 1995
@@jcout25 not true at all. I wonder what lame ass place you’re referring to but the bowling alleys in my area are full on the weekends
Folks got jammers and shit out here nobody worried about that shit
"Always dress as an off duty applebees employee"
*is dressed as an off duty applebees employee*
It's him lol
Roy Lu 🤣🤣🤦🏽
Turtle neck shirt and hush puppies
Accurate af
LMAOO
Im dead
This guy talks like an airline pilot.
jacob sleep that makes absolutely no sense dude
He sure does. Like a united airlines pilot
Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.
Devin Williams I've flown all my life. Been on over 70 trips. Never heard such a thing. His comment doesn't make perfect sense, it makes no sense
Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.
Drug Dealer: Whatchu Wanna Buy Man?
This Guy: Lemme Get A Mf Uhhhhhhh
😂😂😂💀
(1K Likes Most I’ve Ever Gotten 😂👌🏼)
Legendary vine
Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally
Uhhh Grilled cheese sandwich
Joe Gasly why did that actually work
@@joegastly6166 lol thats crazy
To be honest I probably wouldn’t have even recognised the uhs ums and ahs if it wasn’t for the comment section complaining about them
i noticed, and didn’t mind it until i came to the comment section
Exactly. All these haters piss me off.
I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.
EXACTLY
Comment section is always loser know it all reddit types
Err eer mmmm eerm mmmmerr uuuuuuuu drugs
ceejay 1872 my thoughts exactly
ceejay 1872 was looking for this comment lmao
Hahaha EXACTLY
Basically, my thoughts.. basically it is,. Well, umm basically, emmmm, basically it's
some bright spark needs to edit all of that out, it'd be a three minute video I could watch, because i"m in minute two and am close to giving up :D
Me: “has convo about needing more money”
youtube recommendations:
Fuckin samw
How hard would it be to track this "friend" down by examining his life? He just gave away so many critical details about this guy it wouldn't be hard to find out who the book is about.
fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him
The guy doesn’t exist he’s making all this shit up for a book
@@mouthfullofgold1109 u serious or joking
Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is?
Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all.
TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.
@@cosmicqueso3570 just my best gues
This dude tellen on himself like he's being interviewed by Vlad.
Great fuckin comment!
@@juansalinas2027 ain't much but it's honest work😅 your name is familiar, are you a bike salesman?
@@anotherone9460 no im not a bike salesman. But for asking! Lol
@@juansalinas2027 👌🤟
Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂
"he gets into the legal business"
"...Like a lawyer?"
Joe's dumbest moment
Well to be fair he is baked
To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit
Nahhhhh.... Joey’s had his moments
Legal businesses could be to lawyer tho
Joe "like a lawyer" Rogan
Don’t attract attention to yourself
Pay attention to details
Supreme discipline
Understand different environments
Keep your mouth shut
Got it 👌🏾
This case is gonna be hard to crack....find his only black friend
Or phone tap. His no-arrest days are numbered.
@@veryfrozen3271 i like u frozen
So because he's white he's a racist and couldn't possibly have more than one black friend? That's a pretty racist thing to say....
Lmao
LMAO!!!
It’s 100% him lmfao the way he smiles when joe calls the “dealer” smart 😂😂😂
:👁️👄👁️
the whole interview he smiles
oh man look at how he smiles when he talks about his "friend" homie you a yung traplord and you know it!
Wow, One of the "Pro Tips" is to "not dress like a dealer". Good to know. I thought dressing like a rapper was the way to go overlooked, but this guy's changing my mind. I'll have to return these Jordan's and Diamond necklaces tomorrow.
LOL
Errr ummmm lol
I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p
@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid
@@streetztalk4143 found the dealer
Me an intellectual watching this to improve flipping zips in a small town
jewish Fisherman 🤣🤣
jewish Fisherman I feel u homie
feel you bro
gotta find someone to sell it for you. dont meet more people than you can count on 1 hand. if there's already a kingpin, fall back or takeover
dn :)
"Even the unabomber get caught and he only talked with like two people" Perfect ending
This dude real strange and definitely snitching on himself 😂😂😂
Joe Rogan's patience is a gold standard
Dealing is just a business like any other.
This to me is the problem people always talk an give the secrets away.
FYI: on Amazon it says the book will be released on August 31st, 2021....cant wait, I'm sure it's a fantastic read
9:09
"Wow that would be a great book"
"It is"
LMFAO bruh
Uhhh...Yeah..uhh I tell you h’what.
THAT'S MY PURSE!
Pimp of the Hill bobby NOOOOO
LOL Damn it Bobby
Pimp of the Hill haha how does this not have the highest up vote lol
Pimp of the Hill "i aint no chilly pimp, dont give me that jelly roll"
Matt is really great. It's funny though he always sounds like he's nervous and stoned haha
Dude speaks in a super annoying way. Ahhhh....uhhhhh....uuuuummm...
G P yea I couldn’t finish the video
Looks like he's having a stroke
Hes high as shit
G P 😂
ya that's what I figured too. and he's not used to talking while high like rogan is
Meanwhile at Apple bees they were like hey Mike isn't that your friend that comes in for drinks
LMFAOO
Joe immediately after he said he sold drugs “what drugs!!!!!!”
”Known for ages” and then later on ”3 years” okey dude 😂
“Even the unabomber got caught and he only talked to like two people” mfer the unabomber got caught because he sent a literal manifesto to the newspapers to be shown before the entire country
Which he only had to talk to 1 or 2 people to accomplish
No he got caught because the unabomber brother recognized the hand writing of the manifesto and snitched on his own blood
not his point at all
From the minute you said an "African American" who lived in both the projects and a suburban area, started selling *mushrooms* is when I knew this story was not about an "African American" guy.
Idk....luke at frank lucas noone thought a black man would be a distributor... supply and demand. If your in the area thats looking for certain drugs you supply it.
trust me youd be surprised
Lmfaooo this nigga da plug facts how many niggas got shrooms on deck
@@spliffsenseiroejogan9380 latino in the hood checking in 👀
@@curtisj2002 Frank lucas didn't sell mushrooms you dunce
Applebee's employees getting pulled over at an alarming rate after this video dropped
It's like a book that a military person writes about themselves and their experience, they have to change the names and locations and stuff like that but the situations are real
Only things that grow out the ground ?? That includes heroin and coke then
No...those are processed. Maybe opium and coca leaves would fit, some cacti, hash...ya know
JM well said my brother, you can see people make stories out of bull shit truely shows intelligent they really are 😬
Headass ok so popi leaves come out of the ground and so do cocoa leaves but in heroin he only thing that comes out of the ground is the popi and the juice that comes out to make heroin and coke all it has is cocoa leaves there’s gasoline there’s sulfuric acid there’s a bunch of shit in it just cuz the basis comes from the ground that doesn’t make it pure
My thoughts exactly. Everything is from plants
Opium comes straight out of popi plant I believe
“Only things that come from the ground.” Okay so everything.
God that bloke sure knows how to kill a good story
Rogan, "That would be a good book" while being told about the actual book that exists! 😂 #payingattention
He meant in the sense of "that would be a good book to read".
#beinganadultandhavinganeducation.
woooooooosh
Is English not your first language or something? That's an incredibly common thing to say as an expression of interest in a book that's being described to you; yes, knowing that it is, in fact, a book.
@@evanherb5900 I think its a ploy utilized by truly stupid people who wish to sound intelligent. They hit on one such expression, and essentially (& immediately) point it out to appear to have discernment.
@@JackBarrett7 Agreed. Someone with nothing real to say, desperate to talk anyway.
The secret is being a WHOLESALER not a dealer.
Gay Rambo exactly. Facts..
The 🔑 is dont flaunt.
Gay Rambo Especially if it's weed. There's not enough money if you're dealing under a ounce at a time. Even a QP isn't buying you much anymore.
right because dealers always deal with many people which leads to being snitched on
There’s a way to make profit at a street level and at wholesale level, but not everybody is capable of working at such levels. The best business men have experience in every level and understand how to capitalize off of every level.
Plot twist: he was telling his life story
The "uuummmmms" are killing me!
Plot twist: he’s the actual drug dealer. This “friend “ is him.
He is the friend
So what you're saying is, he's friends with someone who learned drug dealing from Gustavo on Breaking Bad, with a few extra steps.
"Dress like an off-duty Applebee's waiter" as he's dressed like an off-duty Applebee's waiter
0:37 Somebody I knew for ages. 11:51 I knew him for 3 years. He’s the dealer? 😂
FUCKING genius
3 years is a long time to not know somebody is a drug dealer lol
He was referring to the amount of years he’s known the guy before he was approached to write the book. But how long after that was this interview?
"So he ends up having this career uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh" made me uuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmm crease
@Michael G Wa da da dang
Wa da da da dang
Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang
Writing a book about another person being a baller is the most baller thing this man has ever done
I hate reading but I like the sound of this book lol
Joe "As a lawyer?"
Dude: "No legal weed."
I watched this shit sober and was like, “oh dope. that’s a cool story.” Now that I’m watching it high, that mfs the dealer.
Joe "never change shirts" rogan
Ja S
Bro it's not funny the how quotation shit. Shut the fuck up and stop that shit god damn
EtWoN YoUnG go cry about it woman.
EtWoN YoUnG It's fucking hilarious
IIRC he did 1113, 1114, 1115 in the same day. At least that's what I noticed when I saw all these new clips popping up throughout the day. There are people who listen but aren't watching so it makes no sense to change shirts. As long as I am not doing something that gets my shirt dirty, I wear one shirt a day.
Mean Sausage classic
What's with that smirk? It makes me uncomfortable.
it an in the closet wink between him & joe.
He looks like an inmate or felon
Because he's nervous and doesn't want to have a slip in describing the guy other than saying he's black. That's why when he responds to Joes questions he kind hangs for a second or two to make sure his thoughts are lined up
Good dont worry about it
He's a liar that's what
I knew he wasn’t lying as soon as he started talking about how prices go up when you sell to black people this man is being fr 100
Let me lay it all out for you guys. Swim has sold mdma and cannabis in the past and has never been caught doing so. Swim has also had informants and police run up to him thinking Swim had drugs in his posession but they were wrong. Swims rules were he always used dead drops, he never shit where he ate and he never used anything for communication besides the application Tango. He also never carried more in his car than he could eat. Also if a person were to call swim he would never use terms like "weed" or "x" he always used terms like "onions" or "pencils" to curve tapped conversations or CIs.
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
If you know you know
Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane
"I've accidentally run to windsor"
Fuck it, I’m rewatching peep show again!
The el dude brothers
Joe Rogan : “.... as a lawyer ?!” Lol 😂
Imagine the awkward silence if he slipped up and instead of "he" he says "I".
One of the hardest people to listen to ever
Someone should make a remix of this interview and make a beat out of the uhhh yiiii ohhh uhhhh ya ya uhhhh ummmn yo yeah ya ohhhiiii
I love when I come to the comments and see that I’m clearly not the only one that doesn’t have the patience to listen to this dude try and complete a sentence…
Ain't no 10 crack commandments for mushrooms my dude lmao
Yoo Toob you can apply that song to everything you sell really
Prolly just heard the biggie song and had that idea
Weak ass dude fr lmaooo
Having a job makes the money look legit
Ive been the fourth car many times.
You mean 3rd wheel?
Personally I prefer "Business Secrets of the Pharaohs"
Drugs that grow? That's pretty much all the big ones weed, coke, shrooms, heroin.
I feel like he's the dealer himself, that would be perfect
All that stuff he said about dressing and speaking a certain way holding down a job works except for certain situations like snitches.
Joe knows it him. Them responses he’s giving is synonymous to when you know someone’s lying hahaha
That guy lied to him. Sounded like stories someone with little knowledge of the dope game would make up.
krebward I agree. This is some suburban kid dope dealer fantasy shit. Real drug dealers are out there turning out people like him.
Everyone's saying that it's all fiction and that.....What if he's the dealer? Think about that for a second.
he seems too dumb to be a never caught dealer.
Gaelic That might be why he's never been caught, and you might just be another guy that he's managed to fool into thinking that he looks 'too dumb'.
and yet he blabs about dealing on the interwebs ... teehee :-)
that's why he randomly mentioned the dealer is "African American"
ssyynntax not a second is quite obvious
You have to “UHHHH IIIIII UHHHHH ANDDDD UHHHH" when you're trying not to out yourself as the drug dealer
The first rule of selling drugs is that you don't tell anybody.
Also he told that this drug dealer is smart, but he also told that he is selling drugs after 3 years of knowing the dude.
It sounds like his dealer is Gus Fring from breaking bad
It is.
Everytime he says uhhhhhmmm hes actually covering up an “I” 🤣
Hahaha could be!
Heres a fun game take a shot everytime this guy say "uhm" or "uhhh" you will be black out drunk in a matter of seconds
Uhhh umm you would die that doesn't sound like a fun game.
Where can I find the book?
B
1:02 only things that grow outta the ground” heroin coke weed mushrooms etc etc etc
For a guy that has written a book he sure doesn’t have a strong command of the English language
Oral and written are different skills. Many great writers have stutters and talk slowly.
I think he talks like this to make sure he chooses his words wisely to not say too much.
I deadass just sat and listened to this dude basically say the entire plot of toy story 4
“If this is P then let me hear you say UHHHHHH!”