White People Solving Racism
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2023
- White people in conference rooms trying to solve racism is peak 2023 comedy.
From my third special John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX.
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Taking black people off the food is honestly one of the lamest attempts to fix race relations. These are icons we grew up with and they've been erased. Sooooo helpful. I had no idea uncle Ben's rice was oppressing people.
It was a way to celebrate the accomplishments of black icons. In the liberal quest of trying to respect cultures, they are in fact destroying culture and encouraging segregation with the short sighted goals. 😢
Right. Stupidity at its greatest.
If anything, it's made the problem worse.
And aunt jemimas syrup
Ya know that in the future they gonna be wining about the lack of representation on food labels
Canceling aunt jemima was the stupidest thing ever.
Her and Uncle Ben.
Agree whole heartedly. They were like family and brought back memories from childhood. 😮
Thank the democrats that you voted for.
I like the Land O Lakes butter brand. They removed the Indian on the butter logo so the joke became "they stole the land from them again"
The Democrats thought that's what "we" wanted. They told us we were supposed to he offended by her and cancelled her. It was literally a lady smiling on a bottle.
Right at the end of that, Jake needed to raise his hand and say that he was from Portland.
haha that would have been perfect!
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Has Chris not been to Portland!? It's so diverse.. You'll see all sorts of ethnicities there!
@blueeyedscorpio7 not really 😂. 5% of the population of Portland is black. Compare that to the south where John is from. Charleston, SC is 20% or, Atlanta, GA. is 50%.
@@erikaoliver2591 There's many around & different cultures!
😂 front row Jake made this 1000 times funnier
When he throws the stool "shut up your name is not Jake!!" 😂🤣🤣🤣
Im guessing he is black😂
Just saw him😅😂
See how quiet it got in here killed me.
"Quotations" exist
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That got me so good😂😂😂😂 I love this guy❤
He stole the line from Bill Burr.
@@grantgoldberg1663 Oh please lol
“We will speak on behalf of black people!”
Eeeeexactly 🤦🏻♂️
Self-appointed "allies" and "advocates" are the worst.
Lol. Well, at least they tried.
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I wouldn't have thought it would be possible to leave John speechless! Nothing like an audience wrecking a skit! That was awesome, I love to see comedians get thrown from their script and have to ad lib. I've seen Jeff Dunham get thrown off track, that's worth seeing as well.
I think that was planned. Still funny though.
“Throw money at it and into my pockets”
There’s your answer from every politician.
Soooo hilarious!! Just when I got in canceled…. Back to rehab!!! Hahahaha
I watched this whole set and the state farm joke is probably the best observation/joke of them all!
Was there a white Jake
Yes, from the original commercial
John did a pretty good job recovering from that!
Exactly 💯 you hit your nail on the head 😂 you're great😅😅
I still can't get over them changing Jake from State Farm. The original Jake from State Farm was actually going by his real name, and he is now a State Farm agent.
what the hell lol
my dad met a black dude named josh. went pretty much like this
Weird I’ve known 2 black joshes personally growing up so hearing that doesn’t sound uncommon.
Josh is literally like a VERY common name for blk men. You don’t know a lot of us do you? And that’s no shame. But please don’t say this anywhere else cause it’s a STRONG tell lol 😂
@@JaiNanette is 11 percent a lot too you?
@@JaiNanetteI'm black and live in the second blackest state in the US and I've never met a black Josh. Must be a regional thing.
@@5050TM same.... except I don't live in a very black state. But I've moved a lot all my life. And I've been a teacher for years....I've never met a black Josh.
Dude is hilarious 😂
"Into the water!" Yes! Yes! Yes!
Accurate title: Comedian gets called out mid-show
It's such a good bit by itself, and the fact there's actually a Jake in the front row, it's too good to even think to put a plant there
Jon…you are not right😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is so underrated.
Always hilarious, thank you!!
I absolutely love this guy.
And they took black Jake from another insurance company.😮
😂😂😂 so funny , but so true
One thing I noticed in all this: *Mrs. Butterworth's stopped talking* it used to be: she really talks.
"Black people don't live in Portland" *Damian Lilliard and Chauncey Billups sipping their coffee laughing in the corner* 😂
@@Rovr0 yep crazy not even a day later I said that 😂
5% of the population of Portland is black. Now compare that to Southern cities.
My uncle Jake begs to differ😏
Im crying 😂! This is the best!
I would have checked “Jake’s” driver license to confirm.
Amazing!!! 😂
I honestly appreciate this, it takes the tention off of racism. This really made me laugh😂😂😂
Love it!
so darn true ........ thank u for saying this .
Jake really showed him!😂
When are you coming to NY.
I was waiting for Jake to say he was from Portland...
😂 Tha best!! 💥 With almost 1/2 M. VIEWS on his song, "Every Christian Music Video"!!! 💥
My stomach hurts from laughing 😂😂😂
Oh man, this was great…. 😂😂😂😂
Now that’s what I call a good crowd!
Soooo goood 😂
The one black guy in the audience "I'M FROM PORTLAND!"
Always golden!!
Too funny
We know a black family that that 4 generations of Jakes. 😂
He's onto something
If he can find a black guy named Cody, I'll be even more impressed. Or a black woman named Becky.
I know a black Becky!!😆😄
@@sw9868Wow!!! I actually heard a black comedian say that you'd probably never find a black Becky. Somebody finally proved him wrong!
Just when he was uncanceled, 😂😂😂
Back to therapy!😂😂😂
😂 I love how ya do that jogging while your making fun of what the millennials say.
Amazing.
Jake is an actual statefarm employee, apparently he had to go back to work.
Im from Portland and i totally approve this bit 💯 3:06
Jake & Chris - stop, I can’t!
Jamal from State Farm
Transcendent comedic performance. Reading the transcript of this show on a paper would bore me. Listening and watching has left me in a different state than when it began, which was simple three minutes ago!
My name is Jake! 😅😂
As a Jake this is so funny
-how do we stop racism?
-stop talking about it.
//Morgan Freeman
SOLI DEO GLORIA
(To The Glory Of God Alone)
Father, Son & Holy Spirit
-Ronnie
This guy is hilarious! Because it is true.
John Crist, come back to Las Vegas! We loved your show.
Justice for Uncle Ben 😄😄
Love this crazy..my kind of crazy...hahahaha
You need to hang around more blk folks. I know a few blk Jakes lol 😂
I miss white jake from state farm. His awkwardness made him human and relateable. Black jake just feels like an actor.
He IS an actor. The first Jake from State Farm was a real employee. That’s why he was in like 2 commercials 10 years ago and never came in front of the camera again lol
I thought Jake was gonna be from Portland
Or work at State Farm
Funny!!
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I just like that the majority of this video is some random dude in the audience tanking a joke.
Peak comedy
"what nationality are you?" these are the jokes.
Jamal from state farm
I dieddddddd😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jake who is your Mama??!!!😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
I will never buy Aunt Jemmima or Uncle Ben’s again. Well done woke people
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I don't understand why? Everyone loves Aunt Jemima.
I know! I think it's so dumb how far this has gone. God says all lives matter!
Well, well well, pretty sure he also says the Jews are his chosen people. Sorry all other races.
I’m sure if you went to a protest that had signs that stated UNBORN LIVES MATTER, you probably wouldn’t see a sign ALL LIVES MATTER.
@@TraceguyRune The jews are God's chosen people, that is why Jesus was a Jew. But God loves us all equally, and He offers us all the gift if eternal life
He also said that you protect the most vulnerable sheep first. But clearly you wanna pick and choose. next time actually read the Bible.
@@Ch-yz4yt I don't get what you are accusing me of. God created us all equally and in His image
Honestly I think it's the flesh colored band aids!!!!
Nice Name
It's a sensitive topic because the MSM and Academia has made it a sensitive issue. It's mass programming
Oh my gosh! 😂🤣😂🤣
I'm going to go with Morgan Freemans statement.......you want to stop racism?...stop talking about it.
Exactly....
I have a better idea. People could stop being racist then there'd be no racism to talk about. Solved! Tell your friends and family. 😁
@@bluereignbut we also have to stop making racism where there isn’t any. Like President Trump. He is not racist. Now Bidumb, on the other hand, has been one of the most racist politicians, ever.
@jeffreydavid999 yeah,don't think the previous commenter is on the same page,or they would know that...seems like you know that it's blown out of proportion, but,others?? Nah,it's the card that wins the gane....can you imagine these people alive when it was truly bad times,when racism was abundant? I mean true racism, not this everything's racist including roads society??...I mean when you couldn't drink out of a water fountain, sit in a restaurant, go to the same school,being attacked by police dogs...nope,they wouldn't make it.....they'd be needing that cry closet....it's a disservice to their ancestors. And I'm sure someone will give me hate for this comment, but luckily I grew up in the 80s....and we were bullied,beaten,and our confrontations were in person,not on a screen....my point is, I DONT CARE who doesn't like the comment 😉
What??😬that’s like saying…..if you want to end abortions, stop talking about it.
I laugh when dems worry about being canceled.
1:08
☺️☺️😴😴🙋♀️🙋🙋♂️ !!!
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Jerome from state farm ! Lol yeah it’s getting totally ridiculous.
I have never seen a black guy named Jake
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Just when i was off rehad - gulag
Jake, well Jaq. Short for Jaquilemeliel
I drive a Subaru. But I like Oatmilk lattes.
I’ve got the solution. Let people who want to live in their own exclusive communities do so as long as they can build and maintain those communities. While everyone else is free to mix it up.
There is only one race and that is the human race
The solution is don't be racist. That solution lies with them but most seem to be confused by this solution hence this video.
They'll never get it.
"Everyone from Portland just cut off and into the water" 😂😂 They should definitely have their own soy latte island where they can play white savior in peace.
🤣🤣he was white before🫠🤣🤣
Try story, ain’t no black ppl in OREGON let alone PDX
😂soo funny! When a WHT person even says Angemima or use the N word it's like...oh no..don't even try it lol too sensitive..Your soo funny tho & have a good heart 🫶
You know it’s Aunt Jemima right? Not Angemima lol
If these are your honest thoughts…you probably are a racist. You compared Aunt Jemima to the “n” word and then went on to say when either words are used ppl are being too sensitive. Like for the first word, ok. But if you use the second word and you’re not blk…you’re a racist. No matter how you feel. No matter how many friends of color you have. Even if they gave you permission…you’re still a RACIST!!!
Um. Yea. Please don’t use the n word.
Don't they pay you enough to buy a pair of pants without holes?