Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (March 22, 2023)

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  • @sbz88
    @sbz88 Рік тому +17

    "If she swallowed a kernel of corn, it'd look like she's pregnant with triplets." 😂😂💀

  • @TD1021-
    @TD1021- Рік тому +29

    I like how Brian says Renee Moxley-Good all nonchalant lmao

  • @HCIbn
    @HCIbn Рік тому +47

    Jim: Adam Cole looks smaller than he ever has.
    Brian: And tiny!
    😂😂😂

    • @TD1021-
      @TD1021- Рік тому +2

      Atom Smol Baby

    • @ronniejdio9411
      @ronniejdio9411 Рік тому +2

      Would you spend time pumping iron or pumping baker 😊

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah Рік тому

      I'm thinking is Adam Cole sick? Remember Brodie Lee? He wrestled while "sick" for as long as he could and he never looked emaciated. Does Cole have some hidden disease that he's been dealing with for a number of years and we will feel like A holes once we find out?

    • @MrSircharles05
      @MrSircharles05 Рік тому +3

      @@ronniejdio9411 please, Baker is probably pumping Cole

    • @kristenjones4306
      @kristenjones4306 Рік тому +2

      @@ronniejdio9411 nah, Haters hittin that lol jk

  • @Jacob-ks4mu
    @Jacob-ks4mu Рік тому +9

    Adam Cole is terrible...im glad Brian is letting Corny have it. I'll never know why he marks out for the little trout sniffer.

  • @85nxplosion
    @85nxplosion Рік тому +30

    Travis Heckel out did himself again 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

  • @queensgaelsmenshockey
    @queensgaelsmenshockey Рік тому +21

    Adam Cole was in much better shape in NXT because he was in the Performance Centre every day doing drills and workouts. It was probably a prerequisite. Now that there’s no prerequisite in AEW to work out and he can play video games and hang out with Britt Baker in his time off and make more money, whats even the point. If he was in WWE now under HHH, he would be gearing up for a IC or a US title match for Wrestlemania

    • @brianmilici3473
      @brianmilici3473 Рік тому +5

      He respected Hunter and Shawn immensely. I think he'd be embarrassed beyond words around those guys not to at least put in the work.
      We are what we surround ourselves with in life.
      Period.

    • @ilovecookiesmorthanyou
      @ilovecookiesmorthanyou Рік тому

      For a Pro Wrestler, his physique is embarrassing and pathetic

  • @Sky_Blaze
    @Sky_Blaze Рік тому +18

    This company is the biggest joke, and watching aew all access it shows just how many of these people shouldn't be in this business. Embarrassing.

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 Рік тому

      That's why I miss gatekeepers they would have put half if not all the aew roster in traction and out of pro wrestling

  • @opinionatedWrestling
    @opinionatedWrestling Рік тому +45

    “If wrestling was dynamite, they couldn’t blow their nose” that’s incredible🤣

  • @ShawnRakar
    @ShawnRakar Рік тому +36

    I’m convinced that TK doesn’t push the gym on his talent after seeing the progression of Adam Cole, Jon Moxley, Parker Boudroux, and a couple others I can’t think of at this moment.

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze Рік тому

      No crap this was easy to tell in the first year of watching! Look at Cody he was getting fat in aew and now he's shredded. Look at Keith Lee in aew fstter than ever and Grey hair! This is with alot of talent in aew just giving up cause TK IS A JOKE!!!

    • @MoxyOh
      @MoxyOh Рік тому +29

      Keith Lee definitely comes to mind.
      Man went from believably bowing up on Brock Lesnar to looking like a 50 year old highschool basketball coach in 2 years.

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze Рік тому

      @@MoxyOh and it's cause of the main problem TONY FUCKING KHAN

    • @brysoncherry9884
      @brysoncherry9884 Рік тому +10

      Brody king, Eddie Kingston, jericho,Keith lee.

    • @brianmilici3473
      @brianmilici3473 Рік тому +5

      Looks don't affect cageside or whatever that rating site is he marks out for..
      I think he thinks of himself as the beloved anti Vince except the thing is people LOVED Vince. He's done deplorable acts but he is beloved and respected even when likely undeserved at times..
      Tony hasn't earned anything. In so many ways.

  • @CreatureOTNight
    @CreatureOTNight Рік тому +5

    "Who shot Matt and Nick" Is this Johny Bravo 2.0? AEW, where a mark reinacts all his favorite spots at the expense of his employees health.

  • @gerektherogue7190
    @gerektherogue7190 Рік тому +1

    Fandango's theme was sung in many sports arenas 10 years ago.

  • @MoxyOh
    @MoxyOh Рік тому +10

    Daniel Garcia looks like a low rent Channing Tatum impersonator and he sounds like the highschool bully from an early 00s teen movie.
    I Do not get the hype.

    • @SomeDude-ju4lv
      @SomeDude-ju4lv Рік тому +1

      There is no hype , they are still trying to force feed him to us ... They call us haters but Fuck this is common sense and Tony Khan could learn from the constructive criticism

    • @Gothy420
      @Gothy420 9 місяців тому

      and he walks like he's got a stick up his ass

  • @kraw3026
    @kraw3026 Рік тому +5

    Am I the only one who doesnt watch one second of the AEW product but listens to every aew review by Jim?

  • @mrfixitman75
    @mrfixitman75 Рік тому +13

    I’m with Brian, I turned it off and got High!😂😂

  • @scruffyryan
    @scruffyryan Рік тому +5

    He's tiny, which could pass for an underdog babyface, but his injury history prevents him from WRESTLING the way he'd need to to get that over.
    edit: I guess i should say SHOULD prevent him from wrestling the way he'd need to get that over. Kinda dumb to assume people aren't willing to be risky.

  • @NY32986
    @NY32986 Рік тому +1

    7:19 Dante has a Moop Face, Maybe they should turn & Join JAS just so Dante Martin & Hager can team up as "The Moops"

  • @hellomarysuegoodbyeplot2193
    @hellomarysuegoodbyeplot2193 Рік тому +6

    Adam Cole has smaller muscles than Britt Baker...

  • @mh8889
    @mh8889 Рік тому +8

    🚨 Thought for the day 🚨
    Conrad Thompson is actually Mr Garrison from South Park
    Now enjoy your day

  • @StoneColdSergio
    @StoneColdSergio Рік тому +36

    Covering up the Punk pic is such a Vince thing to do.

    • @MoxyOh
      @MoxyOh Рік тому +20

      Let's be honest, Vince wouldn't have had the guy's picture on any promotional materials seven months after the scrum in the first place.

    • @thedoctor3528
      @thedoctor3528 Рік тому +2

      Why are you complaining over such a trivial matter like a child?

    • @MoxyOh
      @MoxyOh Рік тому +10

      @The Doctor ...are there *any* non-trivial UA-cam comment threads?
      We're not...solving Mid-East peace, this *is* still just a UA-cam video about pro-wrestling, right? Lol.

    • @johnknight7481
      @johnknight7481 Рік тому +7

      It’s a Tony thing to do, he’s the one who fucking did it.

    • @allamaraine8066
      @allamaraine8066 Рік тому +1

      @@johnknight7481 Right. He’s casting both of them in a bad light by making the comparison. It was a fairly objective comment.

  • @EV87_
    @EV87_ Рік тому +9

    That artwork is amazing

  • @MultiBlack17
    @MultiBlack17 Рік тому +7

    I already know Jim is gonna hate All Access within the first minute of he doesn't hate it already 😂😂😂

  • @falsedemocracy83
    @falsedemocracy83 Рік тому +6

    @Official Jim Cornette
    My brother used to be a local indie wrestler here in Nova Scotia. He used to perform for some really small audiences. Even though there was a possibility the crowd would be less than 100 people, he would still get pumped at the gym and go lay on a tanning bed before every show. He put the effort in for the "small time" so it blows my mind when guys like Adam Cole wont put in the effort for the "big time"!

  • @randemness2680
    @randemness2680 Рік тому +9

    My wife said to me tonight after another garbage episode of dynamite. "I dont think i can handle watching aew with you anymore. You criticize it too much, when you were the biggest fan a year ago." My response. "If we are gonna watch gymnastics, can we at least watch professional gymnasts at the olympics then?"
    She was silent. Then i said "if you want to watch pointless gratuitous violence. Can we at least watch sons of anarchy or breaking bad again?"

    • @brianmilici3473
      @brianmilici3473 Рік тому +4

      A year ago we had Punk, heel Danielson, MJF, Cole coming in, FTR and the Elite shaping up, hell Christian, Starks and Hobbs waiting to shine with Wardlow over as fuck and the Acclaimed on the way..
      Now? Yikes.

    • @randemness2680
      @randemness2680 Рік тому +3

      @@brianmilici3473 yikes doesnt even do it justice. Adam cole made daniel garcia look like a great wrestler by being so out of shape and lacking any cardio. And by no means is daniel garcia a great wrestler

  • @DeathofaNINJA
    @DeathofaNINJA Рік тому +10

    I watched the reality show for AEW. Holy shit don’t ever let Britt Baker have a turn on the mic because she never stops talking. I was overwhelmed by it. Adam Cole is definitely getting strapped by DMD. 😂

  • @WyattHolliday
    @WyattHolliday Рік тому +11

    AEW reminds me of the New Blood in WCW. Except I’d rather watch The Natural Born Thrillers over House of Black or Dork Order any day of the week.

    • @Mrderful
      @Mrderful Рік тому +2

      Really??? I don't like all the magic shit but I fuck with their (HoB) look and in-ring work. I also like the dynamics in the group. Buddy can really GO in the ring. He lowkey reminds me of a poor man's Benoit (respectfully, and its actually a complement). He has that hard hitting, technical style (kinda) mixed with a little cruiserweight style. Brody is the beast of the group. All power moves and rarely leaves his feet unless its necessary. Black is the Muay Thai guy, the MMA/Striker. Sometimes his kicks miss but majority of his strikes look legit. Not to mention they all can sell pretty well. Buddy is built like a fucking tank and moves like a cruiserweight as far as speed. One of the best physics not just in AEW but WWE as well. I can actually see why you and Corny aren't fans of them simply because of everything they do before the bell rings but its hard to deny their talent. Brody doesn't need to be a technical wizard. Hell, Black doesn't ever get this recognition but he can really cut a good promo. I think Julia Hart's role is well placed but it should be someone else who can actually work (Kris Statlander would be perfect for that role). I just think the Pencil fucked up their gimmick. They should be booked better to seem like legitimate stars.

  • @misterrickschannel2238
    @misterrickschannel2238 Рік тому +1

    How can there still be a "Blackpool Combat Club" when no one left in it is even from Blackpool, let alone from England???

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 Рік тому +27

    Corny and Last are going to have a field day with Plumber Moxley’s comments on his wife’s show. If Tony Khan actually let him win the AEW title while he wasn’t under contract, then he’s crazier than his fellow cokehead Mike Lindell!

    • @MoxyOh
      @MoxyOh Рік тому +13

      We all *knew* there was a period last summer where he wasn't under contract...I just think it's hilarious that he thought that was an explanation. "Well, as far as not wanting to put Punk over...I didn't *have* to."
      Lol...okay, guy.

    • @TD1021-
      @TD1021- Рік тому +4

      It's meth my boy Tony moved past the coke 6 months into aew 😂

    • @brianmilici3473
      @brianmilici3473 Рік тому +1

      I had to stop listening after he said the match where he dropped a guy onto a stack of soda cans cut in half and that made it a great match.. just floored by the stupidity of this guy.
      I listened to his rehab episode with his wife. He's not a good speaker at all. Is he always this way..? He's seemingly gotten worse which surprised me.

    • @goodday2760
      @goodday2760 Рік тому

      @@brianmilici3473 Did you miss the debacle that was his interview with SCSA?

    • @amitversion2
      @amitversion2 Рік тому +3

      Adam Cole looks like Steve Rogers in Captain America the first Avenger, before he got his Super Soldier Serum.
      "Somebody get this kid a sammich."

  • @averyl6372
    @averyl6372 Рік тому +1

    " the bbc was beating up stu grayson" - Jim Cornette

  • @allamaraine8066
    @allamaraine8066 Рік тому +9

    Holy shit, we’re coming up on 500 here. By the end of the year! I wonder if Corny and Last will do something special.

    • @TD1021-
      @TD1021- Рік тому

      Corny smokes meth with Tony Khan, injects roids in his ass with Vince McMahon,pal and kills shitstain on episode 500 😂

  • @TheShadowman79
    @TheShadowman79 Рік тому +3

    That ad was so funny😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSPEEZY99
    @TheSPEEZY99 Рік тому +1

    Lol Brian’s input with the add. Had a girlfriend with a bathtub in the kitchen lolololol hahaha

  • @MrSircharles05
    @MrSircharles05 Рік тому +1

    Wonder where Hikaru Shida is. She's more intimidating with her kendo stick than Riho with a steel pipe, real or fake.

  • @WhoDeanie85
    @WhoDeanie85 Рік тому +16

    AEW has Russo all over it

    • @Irishgod1983
      @Irishgod1983 Рік тому +2

      We will find out one day that he was an advisor for r something I swear

    • @thecolonel3995
      @thecolonel3995 4 місяці тому

      I know it's a year later but they are two sides of the same coin. Attack winner after match, backstage brawls, bad comedy, worked shoot promos , endless stipulation matches for no logical reason. The ONLY difference between the two is Russo hated in ring wrestling and TK looooooves 20 minute matches. Russo could get 5 matches with entrances in for every AEW match. They are the same. They are writing show for themselves and only themselves

  • @someoneelse1
    @someoneelse1 Рік тому +2

    Travis drew the truck for James-E-W

  • @cnewtoneov
    @cnewtoneov Рік тому +2

    Is it at all possible that that TK has Punk returning and he beat the funk out of The brothers with a baseball bat and they are setting up a revenge "Sting-style" angle for Punk vs the Elite? Or is that too much long-term planning for AEW?

    • @SomeDude-ju4lv
      @SomeDude-ju4lv Рік тому

      I wish he was that smart that would draw , but I ALSO think the Elite are too petty to do business with him and or CM punk can be a diva too, but that was what I thought

  • @crazypretzel1012
    @crazypretzel1012 Рік тому

    5:45-6:10 the Orange Cassidy match lol

  • @kristenjones4306
    @kristenjones4306 Рік тому +2

    They had the Garcia versus Adam Cole match oh and free TV so Adam Cole could be featured before the reality show that he is apparently going to be the main star of. He had to bring awareness to that. We’re going to see much more of him oh joy. Can’t wait😜

  • @scottcoval7547
    @scottcoval7547 Рік тому

    "You have to lift, you have to actually lift weights" that shouldn't have been as funny as it was 😂😂😂

  • @insupportofjunhado
    @insupportofjunhado Рік тому

    I know I look like a skipping record here, but Stevie Richards sprayed the fire extinguisher at Trish Stratus, so the heel using it on the baby face is another lesson Tony Khan learned from WWE. To be fair to WWE though, in the next match Richards missed Stratus and accidentally sprayed another heel. Whichever agent was on hand clearly wanted that corrected.

  • @TheSPEEZY99
    @TheSPEEZY99 Рік тому +2

    AEW Friends Forever. 😊

  • @sethputnamsghost
    @sethputnamsghost Рік тому +1

    Tony needs to go all the way and name a wrestler Chowder Head.

  • @NelsonRodriguez_
    @NelsonRodriguez_ Рік тому

    So I left my phone plugged in at work and it went all the way back 12 days back I guess it was playing clips all night.

  • @ajjjay9583
    @ajjjay9583 Рік тому

    All right guys new nicknames for Adam cole let’s go! I’m going with Adam “the body”

  • @littleanonymous2167
    @littleanonymous2167 Рік тому +1

    6:20 - 6:33 LOL 😂🤣😆😄

  • @jonathandenatale6878
    @jonathandenatale6878 Рік тому +1

    My favorite Corny expression

  • @kd17Burger
    @kd17Burger Рік тому

    Brandon Thurston, the guy who gives the weekly ratings, trained Daniel Garcia

    • @eddiew2325
      @eddiew2325 Рік тому

      Is he related to Ryan Garcia the boxer?

  • @digitalstatictv
    @digitalstatictv Рік тому +2

    "They still have to play his music" didn't have the type of impact it should have. Adam Page's music is SO LAME, him running into that ring with that playing behind him was horrible

    • @thejoshpresle
      @thejoshpresle Рік тому +2

      His music sounds like the background tune to an ad for like the BK Texas double whopper or some shit

    • @brianmilici3473
      @brianmilici3473 Рік тому +1

      He should lean into it and be like a metro woke af cowboy
      If done right it would be monster as a heel imo
      Would require him to understand how to work though and he does not

    • @thejoshpresle
      @thejoshpresle Рік тому

      @@brianmilici3473 He's already portrayed as anxious millennial cowboy. Pretty sure that already falls under what most dipshits would consider "woke."

    • @digitalstatictv
      @digitalstatictv Рік тому

      @@thejoshpresle oh no, now I won't be able to unhear it. "And his opponent... Whopper whopper whopper whopper" ugggghhhhh...better than this lol

    • @thejoshpresle
      @thejoshpresle Рік тому

      @@digitalstatictv fuck now I hear Justin Roberts' annoying ass saying whopper over and over again in his shitty ring announcer voice

  • @eazymb.
    @eazymb. Рік тому

    Adam Cole would probably be a great manager at this point.

  • @XodusOnan
    @XodusOnan Рік тому +1

    Jim has been calling Omega by his name Kenny alot lately

    • @kristenjones4306
      @kristenjones4306 Рік тому

      But he does it with that glittery little tint to it. If you notice he elongates theENNY in Kenny and his voice goes up a few notches when he says it

  • @stephenwells8981
    @stephenwells8981 Рік тому +3

    LOL love the artwork!😅

  • @TheSPEEZY99
    @TheSPEEZY99 Рік тому

    I didn’t guarantee anything. If you take my word on anything your at your own risk. 😂😂😂

  • @whiteythaboss407
    @whiteythaboss407 Рік тому +7

    I f'n love me some Corny and Brian!!
    And theres nothing like a Travis heckle thumb nail... that's the tri-fecta

  • @juniorroman1118
    @juniorroman1118 Рік тому

    I was at the live show, thought it was good, Cornette real talk it’s too funny

  • @dantegaines124
    @dantegaines124 Рік тому +3

    Sting retirement match should be against darby

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 Рік тому +2

    Jim had been going soft on AEW the last few weeks. I'm glad he went hard on them this week. The REAL Jim Cornette is back.

  • @naseefzarif1576
    @naseefzarif1576 Рік тому

    I wonder how it would be if the match was HOOK vs Cornette. I would watch that any day.

  • @markelllawson7805
    @markelllawson7805 Рік тому +4

    33:54 😂

  • @bled83
    @bled83 Рік тому

    Shagadelic, bay bay!

  • @BJORNArtist
    @BJORNArtist Рік тому

    For the pardy vid kids.
    Austin Powers BBC song and the BCC, freebie waiting to happen.
    Hobbs vs Penthouse..
    Sigh.

  • @ogre_enterprises9398
    @ogre_enterprises9398 Рік тому +1

    Although I was entertained by Vikingo despite his diminutive stature aka being a midget, I do agree that he didn't sell properly and his Facials are worse than Garganos... and I agree with Brian that the show is much more enjoyable while high on that sweet cheeba...

  • @TheSPEEZY99
    @TheSPEEZY99 Рік тому

    Lol nobody’s a heel on that show!

  • @WizKiddAnt91
    @WizKiddAnt91 Рік тому

    Listening to Jim review AEW is more entertaining than the show itself, sadly

  • @TriplomatX
    @TriplomatX Рік тому

    Speaking Tumblesaults, I seen a clip of the match in which they replace the sounds with Sonic & when Vikingo landed on Kenny on the table, rings scattered, hilarious. Love Botchamania.

  • @FilmThePoliceFTP
    @FilmThePoliceFTP Рік тому

    I was totally in AEWs corner when they started. It's been one hell of a disappointment that's for sure

  • @brianharrington4400
    @brianharrington4400 Рік тому

    What if ftr leaves

  • @jeagler78
    @jeagler78 Рік тому +1

    I've always said Adam Cole is small, way to small to b a wrestler

  • @mmprgreen350-ok5rl
    @mmprgreen350-ok5rl Рік тому +3

    Never been this early on ANY video before hahaha

    • @StoneColdSergio
      @StoneColdSergio Рік тому +1

      First?

    • @kujo62
      @kujo62 Рік тому +3

      If you think that's an accomplishment worthy of celebration, you have a sad life. And that's coming from someone with a sad life.

    • @rockybalboa1847
      @rockybalboa1847 Рік тому

      CONGRATULATIONS...for being first you win...SWEET FUCK ALL...had you been 2nd or 3rd you would have won... NOT A DAMN THING.. please be responsible with your prize and...GET A FUCKING LIFE

    • @mmprgreen350-ok5rl
      @mmprgreen350-ok5rl Рік тому +2

      @@kujo62 did I say it was? Cuz I definitely don’t think it is, just thought it was funny more than anything, but I’m sorry you have a sad life, that’s shitty

    • @kujo62
      @kujo62 Рік тому +1

      mmprgreen350 no, but you sure seem to be proud enough of it to post it in the comments section though

  • @benespinosa6725
    @benespinosa6725 Рік тому +6

    AEW Dynamite continues to be unimportant outside of MJF I honestly hope CM Punk returns to AEW Because this show needs a shot in the arm i only watch because of MJF and they censored CM Punk they're continuing to tease CM Punk's Return He's needed now more than ever this show is going to suck especially Tonight's episode we need something that'll keep us watching for 2-hours this shit is a dumpster fire without their Biggest Star.

    • @christhornycroft3686
      @christhornycroft3686 Рік тому +7

      They’re sitting on Starks and Pillman Jr and giving pushes to the “pillars.” Sammy is like one of those UA-camrs who sits there reacting to videos with his shirt off.

    • @diluted8
      @diluted8 Рік тому

      It needs more than a shot in the arm. More like a kick in the butt!!!

    • @benespinosa6725
      @benespinosa6725 Рік тому +4

      ​@@christhornycroft3686 LMFAO I Absolutely love this comparison it's Works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze Рік тому +7

      Wtf are they doing with MJF exactly? Won the title and there's no focus on him. Again Tony's booking habits repeat.

    • @benespinosa6725
      @benespinosa6725 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Sky_Blaze LMFAO Good Point

  • @bennett420316
    @bennett420316 Рік тому

    The vikingo match was what Lucha Libre meets Strong style should be and was very entertaining

  • @StreetScience92
    @StreetScience92 Рік тому

    Now I appreciate Vince's thing for bodybuilding.

  • @whidoineedthis
    @whidoineedthis Рік тому

    Why did this shit come out 1 week later?

    • @Copperstoned
      @Copperstoned Рік тому +3

      The full recap of the previous week comes out an hour before this week's episode on TV, usually.

  • @darensparks
    @darensparks Рік тому +4

    Terrible dynamite tonight, Adam Cole is a joke , he is smaller than half the women's division.

  • @Irishgod1983
    @Irishgod1983 Рік тому

    Brian last week a the Chris Jericho of podcasting

  • @Irishgod1983
    @Irishgod1983 Рік тому

    Advertisements 27;00 - 33:50

  • @Irishgod1983
    @Irishgod1983 Рік тому +1

    And can someone please tell him that khaib is 5,10 and 155 pounds and was considered the best fighter in the world
    So ummmm???
    Who gives a fuck about size

    • @SomeDude-ju4lv
      @SomeDude-ju4lv Рік тому

      Incel ... Go get laid and go stop being the epitome of what they are complaining about you FUCKING live on videogames and anime ( that's fine ) but don't open your mouth when the adults are talking.

  • @Irishgod1983
    @Irishgod1983 Рік тому

    Can someone tell me why does brian keep lying about having the highest viewed download or whatever podcast by a wrestling personality.
    Just look up stone colds podcast please Brian.
    His shits on your little podcast he has millions of views and millions of subscribers.
    Even the people that reupload his clips get 100,0000s of views so #EAD