Valorant.exe
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Valorant.exe
If you ever feel empty inside,
hold in your poo.
To that one dude that keeps reading my descriptions, here's some more of that good shit you can watch
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"Valorant is a tactical shooter with less lethal and more tactical abilities"
Raze: *nO*
Reyna: hold my retarded ult
@@zntei2374 ikr
@@zntei2374 what she ult make ?
@@aiassantos4447 her ult will heal automatically after getting a kill so it's far easier to ace
Tbh half of the tactical abilities are different types of smokes
when he threw that flashbang and flashed himself, i felt that on a spiritual level.
chat is like
(all) nice flash
(all) nice flash
(all) nice flash
(team) nice flash
(all) nice flash
That's Phoenix 101
It makes a 5v5 into a 2v5
i feel it to bro our nade skills are not good
The amount of times ive played a game and Phoenix's flash has NOT flashed me is 0
scariest thing i ever saw:
raze with 2 grenades
Yeah earlier she had two grenades....then riot made it one 😑😑😑
@@maitreyeepandey6373 wow
@@maitreyeepandey6373 ye because 2 was way too OP
@@Water-ym3ew yup I agree..👍
WaTer BAllOn
Player: Lightly brushes W key whilst aiming
Bullet: Heads for Saturn’s closest moon
This aint cod dude
tbh this game is full of rng
ua-cam.com/video/8YfVAOwvZ0g/v-deo.html
Barmy Hows it rng? If you’re running and shooting yeah but if you stop and spray each gun has it’s own spray pattern
@@Nick-fr1wb you know that the pattern is in case rng ? you have to go down for sure but every time it randoms start left or right. so you go down then left or right depending on how it started....
Coyote going through some mid life crisis right here with this video lol.
Or maybe he just sank into this game and enjoyed it a bit too much that he forgot to poop lmao
Everyone goes through mid-League crisis :(
Everyone questions their life when finishing the training mode obstacle course
Or he realizes the feeling of being lonely and wants ppl to know it gets better. Wasn’t he struggling with stuff when he quit? I got ya message homie
With it's ups and downs..
came back after a year to see how much has changed.
Edit : came back another year just to see valorant from 2 years ago
Edit : wtf has valorant become???????3 years later
Edit #2: i asked my dad how is his relationship with mom. He said "Valorant" and i understood. It was chaotic and volatile
Same...
dude raze with 2 nades was scary
Literally nothing has changed.
Also happy New Years
@@mistew7359 wdym nothin changed look at the graphics
@@BlitzVx he said that metaphorically
this guy is torturing himself doing the course. i just cheated with omen's teleporting
Its easier to fly with jett
@@thecleanslate3648 I did that too
same
wait you can- oh no. that course took me such a long time
Why would you even do it tho what's the point
07:05 Imagine that being a rickroll.
That's what I thought it would be lol
So much wasted potential for Rick rolls
@@theodorewilliamson929 same as me lol
i was anticipating it, but it never happened :(
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 5:46
LMAOO BROOOO hahahhahhaa
The Funiest Thing That ive heard lol
My daughter😔
i dont get it
fireblocker10 ur under 9 yrs old
Everyone: Valorant.exe
Me: Guess the OW map song
lol me too xD
@@ArcticJG lol
Dorado xD
Nop in fact i think that all songs are from ow xDD
@@dayazell8955 it's route 66 and temple of anubis too lol
Man watching these early clips makes me miss when this game was completely unbalanced and easy.
That parkour shit is pretty cool and pretty
yee, i hope they add more. shitis fun
The "parkour shit" is called kz and came from counter strike 1.6. The point is to bhop/climb all the way to the top of the map
@@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@@TheJas20 BBoomer
The Overwatch music made me irrationally nostalgic. I’ll miss when that game was actually fun and relevant...
I miss the time when people didnt complain about how much they hate the game.
I miss the time when popular multiplayer games didn't used that excuse for being overpriced after years(i've been wanting to play overwatch for years but 60 dolar on psn store is just too much)
@@MsPancakeGirl That's what you have to deal with when playing on consoles, it's 10 dollars on PC.
@@wezu4972 yeah but good PCs are more expensive than consoles
DJANKATA 123 overwatch runs at console settings on a $300 computer toaster
Coyote : does the course legit and suffers
Me : uses omen and Jett
Raze: FIRE IN DA HOLE
99% of the lobby:adiós
Kayo: oh no
Anyways
“GET OUT OF MY WAY!”
“I, AM THE HUNTER!”
“You should run.. (:”
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!” / “Here comes my masterpiece! :D”
“You want to play? Let’s play. 😈”
“HOY! I’m pissed”
Kay/O: _Have you guys heard about… _*_E_*_ ?_
@@skullyboyyt007
I was literally looking for a valorant.exe of yours and look "1 minute ago"
Same thing and found your comment ''19 seconds ago''
The only thing we need in quarantine
Vid says 3 hrs ago but ur comment says 4!!!
8:29 that shift from aggressive happiness to soft piano solo followed by the butter passing robot scene i mean bruh!
Do u know the name?
No one:
Movies when parents walk in: 5:45
Nice
nice
r/uselessnobody
nice
Nice
Bro this guy’s editing and meme skills are literally the best!
please never say “meme skills” again.
Check out his other videos, they are funny af
Wit till u see buur
Watch Ranton
Superstitum
I didn’t understand a fricking word in the end but it was emotional😢
He was talking about that some games may effect your mental health in a bad way and that some games is league of legends
The last part at 12:37 started to drive me insane as the sound would only come from my left headphone and the rest of the video was totally fine.
I had the exact same moment of confusion
Lol wait I had my phone on full screen and it only sounded from my top headphone, but when I flipped to the normal position I played both WTF
Anyone have a link to that original clip?
OHHHHHH! My headset is broken so the left ear does not play any sound. I just thought it was a silent video. Whoops, should have guessed.
@@Carter-xy7fs Same Dude! I thought it was a silent video until I stumbled on the comment section.
papa you've come back !! hope you're doing fine
Thanks for checking up on me. I hope you're doing well in this pandemic as well.
@@YellowJoshi we love you mane, your videos are great :D simple yet hilarious :DD
@@YellowJoshi there is a pandemic ?!
@@MaskMajor lmao
Sage: UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH
I'm pretty happy to see you again, i just love your editing, you don't need to do league of legends videos man, seriously, you can do a video about anything that with the talent you have it will be fantastic as always.
"hows the 1v5 yellow"
- like a normal team game XD
you mean like a normal solo queue XD
@@NeonLine no that would be 1v9 XD
8:36 this made me sad for now reason, it felt like what after success or achieving things🥺🥺🥺
When he typed “why do I feel so empty” I felt that.
same...
i didnt
after I poop
Lone Coyote: 3:35
UA-cam: CaPtUrE yOuR bEsT gAmInG mOmEnTs WiTh OuTpLaYeD
youtube OUTPLAYED coyote
ok i should stop.
“HEROES NEVER DIE!”
*dies next second*
“I stand corrected.”
“I got the spike.”
And I got clinical depression.
@@tanay_21real and I have depressing depression.
Not the depression 💀
I can't believe this games 3 years old now. Really feels like just yesterday it launched.
"heros never die"
**dies**
You know he has working on this video for a while because Raze has 2 grenades
And satchel is 100 creds
The hability that can one shot a whole team had two chargues...... let that sink in.
@@checkthisout7616 a team stupid enough to die from a whole nade you mean
Love how the ost and some of the sound effects are just Overwatch
Hey whats the Overwatch song at 7:45
Life before playing Valorant: 8:36
when a Valorant video tricks you into watching a Getting Over It montage
That was the only rational solution 3:02
"Mercy" made me feel so nostalgic when i saw her
*cough r34 *cough
I cracked after seeing "why do i feel empty after i poop"
Same
It's like a part of me is missing
,, Why do i feel so empty after it'' hentai girls at the end
Came back to remember this video one more time. Everytime I think that you past away and I just start crying. You may be gone, but never forgotten.
When i heard those Overwatch soundtracks my nostalgia was like "traveling to ...." damn i miss that game
Facts
just play it, wdym? the game’s really fun
Not as fun as it used to be
@@tacohead8543 game is a shell of its original self, similar to League. And on top of that, Blizzard made it abundantly clear that they are Chinese-owned and will cater to that demographic at all costs, which is something many players are not willing to support.
I left both Overwatch and League for pretty much the same reasons.
@@OneBiasedOpinion racist
"HEAR GOES MY MASTER PEICE" wow... Valorant has changed a lot in 2 years. Better graphics, more people playing it, andddd more toxic people
OW players: omg he's so good
CS players: ez noob.
Leomelo7002 Oficial I’m both and I can confirm... he is the next shroud
Tf2 players: *in the background still congaing*
And that's why Valorant exists. A mix of both worlds
Epic Gamer Moment😎
The Rito server laundry machine clip got me good 😂
Sounds real to me
I come back from time to time.
The parkur moments allways make me smile.
I didn't finish it personaly but it reminds me of a lot of felings when you slow down at the top of the praktice map.
It's just as I would do it.
I believe this was the best valorant video I have seen since starting playing the game. The parkour storyline was amazing.
"Why do i feel so empty after i poop" -Someone, somehow out there.....
Forward rope walk: so SLOWWW
Backwards rope walk: I am SPEEED
6:42 YoU nEed tO wAit FoR tHe ReD dOt
lmao the parkour part killed me. I was expecting an "OOOOOOOOOH" after you finally made that first jump
Was feeling very sad, thanks for making me laugh.
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One of the best and sadest Valorant Video of all time.
Indeed.
I still don’t know why I feel so empty after I poop
What is the music played there
Because defecation, which is one of the basic characteristics of living things, is technically obliged to expel the feces in the intestines from the body. It's normal for us to feel empty after this action. Because technically, something is discharged from our body. It is valid for masturbation.
bs.
@@vertshus7620 I can guarantee u have a life
@@ninjan171 ahaha i dont think so mate :d
@@vertshus7620 lol
this is singlehandedly my favorite valorant video
6:46 imagine not seeing the red dot
0:30 well time to afk on twitch for this game now
The closed beta ends on thursday
9:39 when Sage used to heal, like TRUE HEALING and not that +2 life points per second that gives you this days...
TRUE BRO
After this video I realize how good OW soundtrack is.
"We have a really good prepared anticheat system built in"
Well I didn't encounter a single obvious cheater until now and I play a lot of Valorant.
@@kubijackson7679i encountered 3 lmao
@@aspoiledpotato6231 Compared to other games I think 3 is a favorable number of cheaters. Also did the matches get eliminated or did it go trough
@@kubijackson7679 Surely in the future there will be more as they studying the way the system is work and if Riot didn't slack off we may have good game for a long time
@@aspoiledpotato6231 Did you play other shooters bwfore?
4:57 damn he played with beaulo
The new video from the TRUE .EXE, ❤️
The video owner EXE
*7:00** GOLDEN, SIMPLY GOLDEN MEMES*
01:48 That big tension when you're the last player
I feel honoured.. this was uploaded on my birthday. :')
"You can't hear pictures !"
10:37
4:54 does anyone else see that Beaulo is in his game?
0:45 funniest part
"HEROES NEVER DIE!"
*literally dies*
"To that one dude that keeps reading my descriptions, here's some more of that good shit you can watch"
thank you ;-;
does parkour with sage
jett: are you joking me
"Why do i feel empty after i poop"
4:56 Beaulo is a professional Rainbow Six Siege player XD
Was wondering if anyone else saw that. What are the odds that thats the real beaulo?
why do i feel so empty after i
finish a movie?
a breakup?
AFTER I *P O O P*
6:50 when you don't know about snipers on valorant n csgo 😂
Ok i can't STOP LAUGHING AT THE GOOGLE SEARCH ONE 8:50
" why do i feel empty after... I poop"
I CAN'T BREATH
MAKE IT STOP XD
6:45
IM DEAD. I CAN'T IM LAUGHING SO HARD
4:50 lol im ded
The sounds of sage constantly dying made my mom thought I was watching porn
I love how he is using overwatch musics in valorant
Games just chinese csgo just like how ow is chinese tf2
Heroes Never DIE
Him :- he was born ded
"how to get free robux"had me laughing way more than it is healthy to.
this is the content i fucking love, im gonna watch every single video of you.
"why do I feel so empty after I poop..."🤣🤣🤣🤣
''Why do I feel so empty after I poop''
This is by far the best Valorant parody!
6:33 who moves that much when awping -.-
this is a masterpiece
6:55 your answer is that you missed 😂
Why do I feel so sad watching this guy doing aces and I never played good in fps'...
Related hard
It’s CS go with overwatch music
this is seriously the most funniest valorant video I've ever seen. Everyone else just pauses every 5 seconds to use an overused dead meme for "comedic" effect. This shit's genuinely funny. Would love to see you do more valorant videos man.
When there's overwatch music playing over a valorant video 😂
Wait this isn’t overwatch?
0:28 (solfly) don't..
??
Нифига старый валорант . Старые тени, иконки ,значки убийства, 3 карты . Блин мне прям хорошо стало. Спасибо за видос.
I also found the parkour thing in the beta and i want with jett perma q so i got on top if the tower just to see a teddy besr :v
his vid are sooo good but I rlly wish he would talk in his videos imagine that with his insane edits it's almost like fe4rells reborn
I'm New And I Already Love ur content Keep it up💜😉💯
The ancient Valorant
Long time no see Lone Coyote, yet his video still reach my heart.
Kinda came back for nostalgia, even though this was only 8 months ago
It's crazy how much different the game looks from launch compared to now