Valorant.exe
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2020
- Valorant.exe
If you ever feel empty inside,
hold in your poo.
To that one dude that keeps reading my descriptions, here's some more of that good shit you can watch
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"Valorant is a tactical shooter with less lethal and more tactical abilities"
Raze: *nO*
Reyna: hold my retarded ult
@@zntei2374 ikr
@@zntei2374 what she ult make ?
@@aiassantos4447 her ult will heal automatically after getting a kill so it's far easier to ace
Tbh half of the tactical abilities are different types of smokes
"Why do I feel so empty after I poop"
I laughed more than I should had
Same here xD
does anyone knows the sad song?
@@cristianceraudo1943 Up Theme song I guess
That was the most random thing ever xD
lmao, thats the internet for you i guess lmao
scariest thing i ever saw:
raze with 2 grenades
Yeah earlier she had two grenades....then riot made it one 😑😑😑
@@maitreyeepandey6373 wow
@@maitreyeepandey6373 ye because 2 was way too OP
@@Water-ym3ew yup I agree..👍
WaTer BAllOn
came back after a year to see how much has changed.
Edit : came back another year just to see valorant from 2 years ago
Edit : wtf has valorant become???????3 years later
Same...
dude raze with 2 nades was scary
Literally nothing has changed.
Also happy New Years
@@mistew7359 wdym nothin changed look at the graphics
@@BlitzVx he said that metaphorically
Player: Lightly brushes W key whilst aiming
Bullet: Heads for Saturn’s closest moon
This aint cod dude
tbh this game is full of rng
ua-cam.com/video/8YfVAOwvZ0g/v-deo.html
Barmy Hows it rng? If you’re running and shooting yeah but if you stop and spray each gun has it’s own spray pattern
@@Nick-fr1wb you know that the pattern is in case rng ? you have to go down for sure but every time it randoms start left or right. so you go down then left or right depending on how it started....
Coyote going through some mid life crisis right here with this video lol.
Or maybe he just sank into this game and enjoyed it a bit too much that he forgot to poop lmao
Everyone goes through mid-League crisis :(
Everyone questions their life when finishing the training mode obstacle course
Or he realizes the feeling of being lonely and wants ppl to know it gets better. Wasn’t he struggling with stuff when he quit? I got ya message homie
With it's ups and downs..
"why do i feel so empty after i poop"
i feel that on an emotional level
07:05 Imagine that being a rickroll.
That's what I thought it would be lol
So much wasted potential for Rick rolls
@@theodorewilliamson929 same as me lol
i was anticipating it, but it never happened :(
this guy is torturing himself doing the course. i just cheated with omen's teleporting
Its easier to fly with jett
@@thecleanslate3648 I did that too
same
wait you can- oh no. that course took me such a long time
Why would you even do it tho what's the point
Devs: “You don’t kill with abilities”
Raze: Hahah rocket launcher go brr
When did the devs even say that? You just found the worst excuse to use a shitty dead meme.
@@NineOnLB calm down. Breathe in breathe out. Just cause ur bad an play raze doenst mean u need to get offended
@@generalgrievous5452 please dont tell me the fortnite fanbase migrated
stupid 10 year olds... not again...
@@NineOnLB take a chill pill init
beam 3 no
Man watching these early clips makes me miss when this game was completely unbalanced and easy.
3:06 the overwatch music is so nostalgic 😂
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 5:46
LMAOO BROOOO hahahhahhaa
The Funiest Thing That ive heard lol
My daughter😔
i dont get it
fireblocker10 ur under 9 yrs old
Everyone: Valorant.exe
Me: Guess the OW map song
lol me too xD
@@ArcticJG lol
Dorado xD
Nop in fact i think that all songs are from ow xDD
@@dayazell8955 it's route 66 and temple of anubis too lol
Coyote : does the course legit and suffers
Me : uses omen and Jett
I didn’t understand a fricking word in the end but it was emotional😢
He was talking about that some games may effect your mental health in a bad way and that some games is league of legends
Riot CEO: you don’t kill with abilities
Raze: *laughs in party*
Raze: FIRE IN DA HOLE
99% of the lobby:adiós
Kayo: oh no
Anyways
“GET OUT OF MY WAY!”
“I, AM THE HUNTER!”
“You should run.. (:”
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!” / “Here comes my masterpiece! :D”
“You want to play? Let’s play. 😈”
“HOY! I’m pissed”
Kay/O: _Have you guys heard about… _*_E_*_ ?_
@@skullyboyyt007
8:29 that shift from aggressive happiness to soft piano solo followed by the butter passing robot scene i mean bruh!
Do u know the name?
Sage: UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH
That parkour shit is pretty cool and pretty
yee, i hope they add more. shitis fun
The "parkour shit" is called kz and came from counter strike 1.6. The point is to bhop/climb all the way to the top of the map
@@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@@TheJas20 BBoomer
*Hold still bro*
*casually moans ÆUEGH*
The thinker yay
@@thethinker2372 what a nice guy
The thinker tf you thinking about?
VERY TOXIC AND MENTALY UNSTABLE GUY
🙃
ua-cam.com/video/8I4hPlHo63c/v-deo.html
8:36 this made me sad for now reason, it felt like what after success or achieving things🥺🥺🥺
I comeback to this video every now and then. At this point it's so nostalgic. Very well made, sad to hear about Joshi's passing.
This is one of the most watchable and actually entertaining “.exe” style videos
Because it is not overwhelmed by old and rotten memes all over the place even where you do not need them, just actual good gameplay with on point memes
@@illuminatannunak yeah exactly
Lone Coyote was the first one (definitely not the person who invented it) to make actual good League (and now valorant) .exe videos and then a bunch of channels popped up doing cheap unfunny knock off versions
ua-cam.com/video/8YfVAOwvZ0g/v-deo.html
It's not overwhelmed by those dead memes. But the other's .exe styled videos is just too cringe and not close to being funny at all.
Everyone: Valorant.exe
Me: Adobe Valorant
Valorant.mp4
Valorant is just either
Cs:watch
Or
Over:go
@@rider4440 GOverwatch.
Valorant Chrome
@@rider4440 it's more comparable to league
Came back to remember this video one more time. Everytime I think that you past away and I just start crying. You may be gone, but never forgotten.
Lone Coyote: 3:35
UA-cam: CaPtUrE yOuR bEsT gAmInG mOmEnTs WiTh OuTpLaYeD
youtube OUTPLAYED coyote
ok i should stop.
I feel like valorant should give a reward for completing the course. Maybe an exclusive skin or something, one that can't be bought. Of course you shouldn't be allowed to use Jett's or omen's abilities to complete the course.
Good idea, but maybe a spray instead of a skin. Otherwise it would get annoying seeing the skin everywhere
beat the course 3 times without skipping, its pretty easy, so I think they should get a spray instead
A speedrun category maybe, without movement ability characters.
I would want it to be a free knife skin
They should be able to get a gun buddy a happy medium between a gun skin and spray
The Overwatch music made me irrationally nostalgic. I’ll miss when that game was actually fun and relevant...
I miss the time when people didnt complain about how much they hate the game.
I miss the time when popular multiplayer games didn't used that excuse for being overpriced after years(i've been wanting to play overwatch for years but 60 dolar on psn store is just too much)
@@SrPancakeBoi That's what you have to deal with when playing on consoles, it's 10 dollars on PC.
@@wezu4972 yeah but good PCs are more expensive than consoles
DJANKATA 123 overwatch runs at console settings on a $300 computer toaster
I can't believe this games 3 years old now. Really feels like just yesterday it launched.
this is singlehandedly my favorite valorant video
I was literally looking for a valorant.exe of yours and look "1 minute ago"
Same thing and found your comment ''19 seconds ago''
The only thing we need in quarantine
Vid says 3 hrs ago but ur comment says 4!!!
No one:
Movies when parents walk in: 5:45
Nice
nice
r/uselessnobody
nice
Nice
I come back from time to time.
The parkur moments allways make me smile.
I didn't finish it personaly but it reminds me of a lot of felings when you slow down at the top of the praktice map.
It's just as I would do it.
2 years later and still a god video
The last part at 12:37 started to drive me insane as the sound would only come from my left headphone and the rest of the video was totally fine.
I had the exact same moment of confusion
Lol wait I had my phone on full screen and it only sounded from my top headphone, but when I flipped to the normal position I played both WTF
Anyone have a link to that original clip?
OHHHHHH! My headset is broken so the left ear does not play any sound. I just thought it was a silent video. Whoops, should have guessed.
@@Carter-xy7fs Same Dude! I thought it was a silent video until I stumbled on the comment section.
"hows the 1v5 yellow"
- like a normal team game XD
you mean like a normal solo queue XD
@@NeonLine no that would be 1v9 XD
this is a masterpiece
this is seriously the most funniest valorant video I've ever seen. Everyone else just pauses every 5 seconds to use an overused dead meme for "comedic" effect. This shit's genuinely funny. Would love to see you do more valorant videos man.
Bro this guy’s editing and meme skills are literally the best!
please never say “meme skills” again.
Check out his other videos, they are funny af
Wit till u see buur
Watch Ranton
Superstitum
papa you've come back !! hope you're doing fine
Thanks for checking up on me. I hope you're doing well in this pandemic as well.
@@YellowJoshi we love you mane, your videos are great :D simple yet hilarious :DD
@@YellowJoshi there is a pandemic ?!
@@MaskMajor lmao
Dood this was amazing, i giggled, I laughed and..
I felt sad...
then i laughed.
But honestly this was one of the best videos i have ever watched.
"Mercy" made me feel so nostalgic when i saw her
*cough r34 *cough
10:14, they did tell you that he can't see you...
i poop
@@lighter3670 same
he know
When he typed “why do I feel so empty” I felt that.
same...
i didnt
after I poop
This is amazing I love the editing
You can both make us laugh and make us cry. thanks bro
nobody :
My parents when im trying to sleep : 5:44
I've felt that 😔
Same
i died 🤣
@Soyozz savage
I feel you
“HEROES NEVER DIE!”
*dies next second*
“I stand corrected.”
“I got the spike.”
And I got clinical depression.
@@tanay_21real and I have depressing depression.
Not the depression 💀
This is one of the only videos I watched completely 😂
this is the best valorant video ever. the overwatch memes were through the roof and im here for it
I'm pretty happy to see you again, i just love your editing, you don't need to do league of legends videos man, seriously, you can do a video about anything that with the talent you have it will be fantastic as always.
Love how the ost and some of the sound effects are just Overwatch
Hey whats the Overwatch song at 7:45
"heros never die"
**dies**
Was feeling very sad, thanks for making me laugh.
Listening to the ow music in the background makes me realize how good it is wow
I love Temple of Anubis theme, holy fuck
It just makes me sad, that OW is so fucked nowadays...
Nice asriel pfp
@@bruhski136 thanks!
@@ohellgaming ehh its not that bad. Gotta remove the nostalgia goggles
when a Valorant video tricks you into watching a Getting Over It montage
0:04 that is some crispy stormtrooper aim right there
Lol this is editing goals 🙌🏻
That was the only rational solution 3:02
You know he has working on this video for a while because Raze has 2 grenades
And satchel is 100 creds
The hability that can one shot a whole team had two chargues...... let that sink in.
@@checkthisout7616 a team stupid enough to die from a whole nade you mean
This video brings back lots of memories
This is by far the best Valorant parody!
Damn you really gonna make me cry like that at the end?
5:50 I flew up there as Jett, when I noticed the trophy. Didn't even know there was a parkour lol.
xD me too
Wow. I used to listen to the Overwatch soundtrack on my way to school in hs, and I havent heard it this purely since then. Feelsgoodman
Loved the video, loved the ending
The Rito server laundry machine clip got me good 😂
Sounds real to me
When i heard those Overwatch soundtracks my nostalgia was like "traveling to ...." damn i miss that game
Facts
just play it, wdym? the game’s really fun
Not as fun as it used to be
@@tacohead8543 game is a shell of its original self, similar to League. And on top of that, Blizzard made it abundantly clear that they are Chinese-owned and will cater to that demographic at all costs, which is something many players are not willing to support.
I left both Overwatch and League for pretty much the same reasons.
@@OneBiasedOpinion racist
hope ur doing well man. I got into valorant from watching this vid, and i want to thank you for making this video awhile back
Still one of the best, if not the best valorant video today
I cracked after seeing "why do i feel empty after i poop"
Same
It's like a part of me is missing
,, Why do i feel so empty after it'' hentai girls at the end
"Why do i feel so empty after i poop" -Someone, somehow out there.....
You are such a inspiration, ty
Editing's on point!
6:42 YoU nEed tO wAit FoR tHe ReD dOt
OW players: omg he's so good
CS players: ez noob.
Leomelo7002 Oficial I’m both and I can confirm... he is the next shroud
Tf2 players: *in the background still congaing*
And that's why Valorant exists. A mix of both worlds
Epic Gamer Moment😎
8:26 oh, this song, (:(
do you know the title??
of the sad song one
@@thename5817 idk the name of the sad one, but the happy one is from FF7 battle song
love your effects
I believe this was the best valorant video I have seen since starting playing the game. The parkour storyline was amazing.
This is honestly one of the best valorant videos I've watched. It's not insanely edited like the other .exe videos. It's actually pleasant to watch. I love this video very much!!
Watching this video now (after massive updates to the game) definitely throws me back, damn! Also, almost spit out half of my lunch while watching this but why you gotta make us sed in the last part😓
This was the best video ive ever seen
This is legit the best-edited video I've seen in a while, I'm leaving a well dissevered like my man. Funny af and really well put together. Can I get an amen for the memes and this channel?
Amen
AMEN TO THE LORD
AMEN and praise the sun
Amen
OMEN
Title: Valorant.exe
Ad: CSGO.exe
this edit is very funny I congratulate you
Sometime YT recommends me gold! but this video is absolute gem of a piece.
lmao the parkour part killed me. I was expecting an "OOOOOOOOOH" after you finally made that first jump
Damn to be honest this video is a masterpiece I laughed and cried just in one video... Thanks for the great video 👍
It's crazy how much different the game looks from launch compared to now
This is what i would call a masterpiece
After this video I realize how good OW soundtrack is.
0:30 well time to afk on twitch for this game now
The closed beta ends on thursday
still a masterpiece to this day
6:46 imagine not seeing the red dot
I never realized how good some of the overwatch map theme songs are until this video
Нифига старый валорант . Старые тени, иконки ,значки убийства, 3 карты . Блин мне прям хорошо стало. Спасибо за видос.
love the editing
I still don’t know why I feel so empty after I poop
What is the music played there
Because defecation, which is one of the basic characteristics of living things, is technically obliged to expel the feces in the intestines from the body. It's normal for us to feel empty after this action. Because technically, something is discharged from our body. It is valid for masturbation.
bs.
@@vertshus7620 I can guarantee u have a life
@@ninjan171 ahaha i dont think so mate :d
@@vertshus7620 lol