Top 6 Kissing DON'Ts!! How To Be A Better Kisser | Kissing Mistakes Men Make
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Who thinks they're good kisser? Everyone thinks that they're a rockstar when it comes to smoochin'. Statistics, however, say that some of us suck at sucking face. In this video men's style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro discusses how to kiss better by eliminating these don'ts.
General Kissing Mistakes
1. Not swallowing your spit
2. The throat jam
3. The hard tongue
4. The flicking lizard
5. The out-of-control dead fish
6. Chapped lips
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Kissing somebody with your eyes wide open has to be the creepiest thing you can do.
Francis Smith no shit Sherlock
Like kissing a real doll...lmao
Francis Smith honestly!!😂😂😂
If you closed your eyes... how would know their eyes were open? 🤷🏽♂️
@A Latvian @A Latvian btw, it was my first time, it was akward, havent kissed anyone since that day
You missed one; Never, EVER, kiss someone if you're breath is questionable. That's the biggest turnoff.
Johnny Valencia i
!!!!
Unless your she or he is drunk then they probably won’t give af
+1, made out with a girl while smoking a cig, both of us were piss drunk
Johnny Valencia Its common sense.
I got my first kiss today and omg
omggg I Enjoyed every second of it
Edit 3 years later: She broke up with me.. Thank you for all the likes and comments, don’t let a girl distract you from your goals and aspirations..
Edit almost 5 years later: I think I found the one .. I know it’s crazy but she makes me feel things I haven’t felt before.. Thank you guys again for all the like and comments. Trust me it gets better over time.
Leemore Atole was it dope
Leemore Atole hell yeah homie, hope many more come your way
Leemore Atole good for you
👏👏👏
Simp
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 1:23
Why 😂
@@carterwilson7824 cuz it's funny lmao
Jacob Gaul Yeah your right
Lol
😂 nice one
1. Moisturize your lips pre-kissing and humidify/hydrate your throat and mouth, as a dry throat can bring bad breath, brush your teeth nice nd clean, floss and wear fresh mouthwash (This is tip #6 but I'm putting it as tip #1 as it's helping you getting ready before the action begins)
2. Back up and swallow spit before kissing
3. Don't thrust your tongue down her throat
4. If she's gagging or grasping for air, let her breathe and take a break, she either liked your kissing and wants to inhale O2 to resume, or she's had enough
5. Keep usage of tongue as balanced as possible (not too hard, but just sticking out casually and be in sync with your partner, trust me)
6. Don't flap your tongue all over her mouth, like tip #4 keep it balanced.
I was dying with all these analogies. Amazing dude!
Dry humping a carpet is what got me lol
Lucas that’s what my Crested gecko 🦎
What a fucking legend 😆✊
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jpr96 😂😂😂
Haha.. Tip No. 7 - *Bad Breath!* God please! Drink some water.
+Mayank Bhattacharya or mouthwash.
use a tongue scrapper
it works it's a godsent
+Shock Freak How the water be beneficial for your breath? Lmao
how did you comment 8 hours ago
+Mayank Bhattacharya True shit, but smoking ruins any kiss. You can always taste that shit
I bursted out laughing when you said "what're you foing lady trying to suck my energy."
doing*
+Franklin doing*
same xD
"Suck my as- energy"
That explains why you guys are still single
Just had my first kiss yesterday and none of this happened 🤣. It felt natural honestly
666
Probably dude had a peck instead.
@@rhachelmlotswa1729yuo
Yup
Jesus loves you!
"Think of kissing like dancing":
Me: But I can't dance
Is there anything that he can not do?
😂😂😂
+SN be beta
+SN Or Omega..
+Don Carlos Delta?
+SN Fix his car.
step one: never kiss. Forever alone
MuscleNMind haha. That's the right thing to do.
Have you seen what you look like? Bet you kiss girls like its nothing you fucking stud
Seems like im doing quite well then
Done. What’s step 2?
MuscleNMind your are such a good looking man... never give up on love.
"The flicking lizard" hahaha I'm done 😂
hahhahaahha
LMFAO IKRRR
Lol 😂😂 😂😂 😂🤣 😂😂 😂😂 😂🤣 😂😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
pov: its the year 2020, 12 am on a friday night in quarantine, and you, a girl, is watching this.
Alex Liebs everything is correct except for the fact that it is 10:13 pm
Lmao its 4:55am and I havnt slept yet 😂
Welp that’s pretty accurate
Nope 11 am Monday night
i am a male.
When you find out you've been doing it right the whole time, and were worried for nothing
Alpha is the type of nigga to see two dogs kissing and start giving the dogs tips to learn how to kiss better.
😂😂😂😂
+Trilogy XO best comment :)
Trilogy XO duh, you cant be any more dumb
lmaoo
The reason why I watch Aplha M is for the jokes, nothing more, nothing less!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Asadel H. I know right, fucking hilarious 😂
Asadel H. Mmmmmhmmmmm
Lmao the part when he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING LADY? SUCKING MY ENERGY?!?"
Let’s practice
@@cellycell8970 so go find a girl, maybe you will remember the tips
@@Dr._Bo If a girl says she needs funding, you can be sure that she's a scammer (or at the very best a gold-digger)!
@@agentorange153 oopsie, I meant to say 'find'. It was a mistype😅
@@Dr._Bo I see -- so did you find one? Me, I found one but we're currently long-distance due to an emergency in her family 😞
I once asked my girlfriend
“Wanna kiss”
what did she say
GG
Honestly that's not the worst thing to do. Better to make sure she actually wants to.
My girl asks me if I want to kiss lol
@@Killarrex lmaoooooo
“It’s like trying to jam a stick of butter into a light socket,” pretty much sums it up 🤣🤣
I remember when this one chick just kept slamming me on the walls.i understand youre supposed to move around but cmon,FCKING SLAMMING ME!
Sounds like you had a dominatrix on your hands lmao
@@commanderwaddles3483 wtf is that . Something from BEN 19!?!?
@@commanderwaddles3483 wtf is that from BEN 10?!?
@@darkslivery-_-9096 lmao
You are a Chad
cant wait to have my first kiss, oh wait im forever alone.
Awhh poor u 😂
Sameeeee
i just had mine today and im like
skskdjksiencjehdn
u still waiting?
Same though
my first time kissing a girl we just touch our lips for 3 seconds, probably not the best kiss
Oskar Mora thats good for a first kiss,
You missed the opportunity to put the butter in the light socket brah!
lucky me , she was an expert all I had to do is approah and she did the rest
hj
Oskar Mora I made the mistake of taking an altoid, and I inhaled and choked on it, and then she was like "was it that bad?" 😂😂
Ah man from teaching me basic grooming to kissing we’ve really come a long way have we Aaron
instructions unclear: ended up robbing a bank
Not funny
@@domex9669 it was kinda funny
@@domex9669 yes it was stfu
kinda funny that before watching this, I was like "nah I'm probably not that great" but now I'm feeling more like "wow, do people actually do that? maybe I'm not so bad after all!"
You neglected to tell us how to get more practice! :(
Bill King dont bother u aint getting any anyways
Steven Do 😂😂😂😂
Savage.
ur mum
Well if u haven't learned already growing up with your girlfriend(s) you are fucked my dude, nobody is gonna teach u like a kid if u are 20ish
Butter into a light socket, story of my life.
My literal asscrack good
okay so i have only kissed two guys in my life. the first guy was amazing. he had way more experience than i did because he was my first dating experience. we only kissed once and it was amazing but i was so nervous i didn’t move my lips! the second guy was really inexperienced. we were each other’s first boyfriend/girlfriend but dear god did i hate kissing him. the first time he kissed me, he shoved his entire tongue down my throat! and i hated kissing him a lot because there was no buildup. he was constantly trying to shove his tongue down my throat or eat my entire lips off.
coming from a girl’s pov, look into her eye dude. hold her hand, cup your hand on her cheek and just kiss her softly and gently. then you can go harder depending on the mood. that will definitely make her heart skip a beat. don’t be constantly trying to eat her lips all the time. please don’t do that. it’s not romantic and it’s a huuuuge turnoff
Amazing to see alpha now..his energy has gone off the roof over the years..
If you're reading this Aron,much love man,keep it up!!
I love how this man describes thing's and acts them out. Thanks for making my day better.
I laughed so Hard at this Video the way Hes explaining them
Sameee Lmfaoooo
I laughed more than I should
You just made my day alpha 😂
Good Stuff Brother! Here is a top takeaways from the video for me personally. Man, I’m glad to know I’m one of the 4 out of 10 in the kissing poll. I’m confident in saying this because I was literally on the floor laughing when you described the kissing Don’ts. Finally, I can’t tell you how thankful I now am for the girls who helped me along the way, and sorry for those who don’t take some tips from this video!
Guy you're an idiot🤣
Am I the only one giggling throughout the video? like I'm literally in tears right now. But you got facts right there, all the right ones
Gosh I love this channel. And as a girl I can tell you he's totally right, especially with the hard tongue thing. So please, PLEASE, follow his tips. Come on, guys, I know you can do it!
How's it going now?😉
"kissing with dry lips is like dry humping a carpet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃
I had my first kiss a few weeks ago and he told me it was really good but now I’m looking on how to get even better😂
Hey alpha, I had my first kiss last night and thanks to you it wasn’t awkward lol. Thanks man!
This guy is my hero. Ever since i subscribed Ive only gotten better with girls, and he has taught me to respect girls and show them what i can do. Thanks for everything bro!!!
Idk why but I laughed so hard this whole video 😂😂
me too 😂
I didn't know elves kissed
damn i got it
SAVAGE
chris perez stfu
LITTERALY ME FOR 3 MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS
Damn
Can't wait to try this with my pillow
1:18 I will never forgot that moment ever.
I need to:
Brush teeth
Get girlfriend
Finish video
Get new face
New body
Idk any order of that is fine🤷🏻
hey coming from a female here when we really really like a guy your face and body do not matter. yeah it appeals to the attraction when we have a crush. but the more you grow together the more that stuff ceases to exist. you’ll find her someday don’t worry:)
One of your funniest videos, but so true. You know how to entertain and inform I love it. Keep it up!
what about us who never kiss a girl before?
+ilarionas avgoustou this is like back to basic
ilarionas avgoustou Yeah how to learn how to kiss if I don't have another human being around and my cat's asshole is really dirty?
Just buy a girl jesus.
Alpha, this was by far your most hilarious video I have seen yet. as always very informative and to the point. thanks!
+Antonio Del Rio i agree,i just cant stop laughing,he explains everything so perfectly
+eric northman yes lol
Just had my first kiss and I am proud to say I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT
W bro
wish that was me 😃
@@techy2crazzy512 it will be trust me dude, I never really thought It’d happen but it all happened so quick
@@techy2crazzy512 it will be trust me dude, I never really thought It’d happen but it all happened so quick
just found your videos. was watching other ones for tips but they were boring and didn't throw any humor in. Your videos are funny and imformative. You got yourself a new notified subscriber. Keep it up
Girl: Wants to make out, alone, at night, in a part.
Me a simple guy: PANIC ATTACK
Watching this with my girl and snacks. Was expecting a cringy vid so we would have a laugh but he actually has some legit points. But 1 thing, not to the host but the viewers: don't _think_ about the tips, just go for it. Trying to think makes things cold really fast :)
he called me butter cup. was he in xxxtentacion's song ?
OMG 33 he sippin tea in our hood
Rip x
Had my first kiss today and it lead to multiple make-out sessions my girl she was ”really impressed”.
My first kiss was last night...
me and my girlfriend had been going out for a week and i’d been planning it all week ahaha
watching joker, leaned over and said “i’m just gonna go for it”
lasted like 15 seconds or so, tongues and all
i might well be a shit kisser but it was the best first kiss a guy could ask for
This must be one of the funniest videos he have done xD
*I see new alpha m. video, I click on like and then start watching*
“Different strokes for freaky folks” hahshahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
First video I’ve ever watched of yours, fricken halarious, I’m now subed. Love the light energy of your vids. Keep up the great work
Got told i rush into things quickly, especially kissing, therefore I'm here. Always room for betterment
I couldn’t take this seriously and I was laughing so hard the whole time
I have the WORST first kiss of all time. This girl was down, and gave me 5 chances but every time I screwed up. She told me i sucked to my face then proceeded to friend zone me. So the moral of the story is Boys, dont rush in
Ayye I nailed it 🙏🏼 although I did fall victim to the occasional dry lips a few times 😂😅
2:04 haha the jellyfish joke was really funny good work
Kissing with chapped lips is like dry humping a carpet. Well said man well said
This guy had me on dying of laughter. Love your voice too!
I came here thinking I was a bad kisser and left realizing I’m much better than I thought
Same 😂
My girlfriend asked for a kiss and I messed up lol😭
Nooby
How do you mess up? Did you reject?
"Back ya tongue up" *Does some wave thing while he says it* This guys is my whole mood and literally BACK YA TONGUE UP
Pucker up buttercup is literally the BEST thing I have ever heard.
I've had full on makeout sessions and we've never once put our tongue close to the end if each others throats.
Dude the ad was a first kiss ad😂😂
Thanks for this Aaron, now all I need is a girl who won't play games with me that I can actually kiss. XD
I’m here because I watched Eddy Burback’s I Paid For A Woman’s Kissing Class (Review) video which was HILARIOUS and this video was recommended underneath it. This guy is also really funny and charismatic so I’m happy I found this channel 🤣🤣🤣
Man that was more of a comedy video than A information guide😂😂😂..... But still loved it💪✌
Already had my first kiss turns out I'm an expert at the first time none of this happened to me
Me who finally got a girl watchin this video 💀
"It's like dry humping a carpet!" OMFG! XD
Even after all this time this video is hilarious to watch just cause of the way he explains it
The Lizard part cracked me up! 😆 Good advice for the guys though.
“ kissing with chapped lips is like dry humping carpet” 😂😂
"The flicking lizard" I lost it haha
Listening to this made me laugh so hard best tutorial ever 😂
Alpha face out here glowing
yo alpha love your videos and all your advice you give to us guys mayne
I have never laughed so hard in my life😂😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYNA DO, LADY? SUCK MY ENERGY?!😂😂😂 i died
Here in my garage
+Foster Alex With my Lamborgini
+Foster Alex OMG how did you relate them? ;D
You know what I like more than kissing ,? KNOWLEDGE
+Blue Chucks I kiss a new book everyday
Ekno lmaooo
Once again alpha saves the day
I'll never get tired of watching this video lmao alpha, you're awesome!
1:07
Ugh I'm so awkward, I literally cringed and covered my face.
I can't
I pwetendid tu kiss heim
My ex was an awful kisser, but thought she was the pinnacle. Our first couple kisses were great, but the rest were far from it. She actually wanted me to shove a hard tongue down her throat, which was exhausting for me and I didn't really like it either. She never really would try to "dance" with her tongue which is ironic because she actually was a dancer, albeit not an awesome one either
0:40 has me laughing SO MUCH
Lmaoko
Had my first hu today and she way more experienced than me but bc of this vid bro she apparently told her friend I was GOOD. (Emphasis on the caps) let’s see what we can do second time boys wish me luck 😂😂😂
Alpha was even funnier in the past....mn u rock
I had my first kiss recently, she didnt believe it was my first...ended up kissing for 2 hrs 😁
Picapow 69 weird flex but ok
Lucky my little thing had to do school work, next time we’ll see
How to kiss girlfriend, when you dont have one?
NEXT VIDEO: How to kiss yourself,
or perhaps
How to get a girlfriend?
I can’t dance. Kissing sounds too difficult and complicated.
Ikr
I didn't find it useful at all, but dammmnn it's funny AF 😂😂😂 just made my friday night
Alpha has a solution to everything😂😂😂your partner is lucky