Twilight if Bella admitted she was attracted to Rosalie | TWILIGHT REWRITE

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  • @HannahLeeKidder
    @HannahLeeKidder  3 роки тому +6

    Want to read the edited chapters? view.flodesk.com/pages/60a6b2262c1a4117de4b7602

  • @isabelleroach7582
    @isabelleroach7582 4 роки тому +174

    I can't get over the "Stephanie just say you hate girls" it's so funny

  • @lexin8139
    @lexin8139 4 роки тому +211

    "It's gay now" Honestly, that's the only thing that could make this series even remotely redeemable

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +67

      if y'all think i'm joking about making Jacob a lesbian,

    • @heeralalshakya7918
      @heeralalshakya7918 4 роки тому +2

      @@HannahLeeKidderyou reply all comments but why not on my 😭whyy

  • @katieeeeee
    @katieeeeee 4 роки тому +58

    Did Edward ever think that maybe he couldn't read Bella's mind cuz there wasn't much going on in there lmaooo

  • @Beci1509
    @Beci1509 4 роки тому +140

    I would like this edit to please remove all lines where people are not looking at each other.
    It should just be a giant staring contest.

  • @NaomiKing
    @NaomiKing 4 роки тому +91

    I was today-years-old when I found out Edward was supposed to be lanky. And that Rosalie and Jasper were supposed to be twins.
    Also I feel like you definitely shouldn't call anyone albino that isn't ... ya know ... albino.

  • @jonathandelange259
    @jonathandelange259 4 роки тому +77

    What I took away from this is Bella's classism in action. Everything Edward does is perfect and all the other kids don't know what kindness is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +72

      lmao it's like an entire school of people being welcoming and friendly and bella's like "ew" then some randos are mopey in a corner and she's blushing

    • @jonathandelange259
      @jonathandelange259 4 роки тому +22

      @@HannahLeeKidder"oh yeah! Lack of eye contact, that's what gets me going!"

  • @digvi6225
    @digvi6225 4 роки тому +56

    Bella thinks Jessica is jealous of Carlisle and Esme bc of their children?? what on this good earth does that even mean 😭😭😭

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +23

      I don't know!!! ? ?? maybe just of their money in general? but also she's mad bc Edward rejected her allegedly? ?

  • @chilltemper
    @chilltemper 4 роки тому +57

    I love how she asks you if you're mad then immediately tells you to go buy her book

  • @kailiogden3202
    @kailiogden3202 4 роки тому +24

    "Its gay now. Whatre you gonna do."

  • @blessthegood1404
    @blessthegood1404 Рік тому +2

    If they could pass for adults why do they hang out in high school? Creepy! Who had that much fun in high school that they want to spend an eternity there?

  • @Mikeztarp
    @Mikeztarp 4 роки тому +24

    In today's video, we find out at what point unsollicited editing becomes fanfiction.

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +21

      I think it's the line it got gay

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp 4 роки тому +5

      @@HannahLeeKidder Now that I think about it, can we call it fanfiction if you're not a fan?

  • @insilencea4599
    @insilencea4599 4 роки тому +64

    I was just thinking about this, and there it was in my notifications. 😁😂 I actually tried this in my head with my copy of Twilight. The thing that struck me when I reread this part was how unkind Bella was, internally. She hasn't had one good thing to say about anyone. All we know about Charlie, for instance, is that she's sorry for his failure to move on and... what, remarry? Maybe she's supposed to be angsty and depressed under the circumstances, but I've been unhappy about being somewhere, when I was younger than she is. I wasn't thinking of people being friendly as "brave enough to talk to me," or as "prattling" at me. I even tried to remember their names. I wonder how her relationship with Edward would have been if he could have read her mind.

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +26

      hahaha I don't think he would have interacted with her at all. that would have been a very short book

    • @kanrafingerguns
      @kanrafingerguns 4 роки тому +6

      @@HannahLeeKidder Stephanie uses so many words, it could still be long

  • @rebbiejoanthony5362
    @rebbiejoanthony5362 4 роки тому +16

    The exasperation in the "I can't do this anymore!" Exactly every reader's mood.

  • @rukisharma728
    @rukisharma728 4 роки тому +39

    I need a before and after word count 😂 I wanna know how much time 13 y/o me would've saved reading this version instead 😂

  • @Marie45610
    @Marie45610 4 роки тому +20

    That's a Twilight fanfic I would read. Bella and Rosalie.

  • @amitain9110
    @amitain9110 4 роки тому +33

    D-Y-I-N-G. When I taught 9th and 10th English, these books were super popular. I read them all so that I could get an idea of what they were in to and so that I could talk about them... It took me forever because I, too, had to stop every few pages becasue I just couldn't do it anymore. It was a true labor of love for those kids.

  • @deedeepohlman6833
    @deedeepohlman6833 4 роки тому +3

    “...gawk... It’s gay now, what’re you gonna do?”

  • @AxleBoost
    @AxleBoost 4 роки тому +13

    All of the staring you’re annoyed by happens in the movies too. The honest trailer for the first movie made fun of that!

  • @dawnnimal6633
    @dawnnimal6633 4 роки тому +8

    Oh my God, I love this "version" of Twilight.

  • @caseygibson5422
    @caseygibson5422 4 роки тому +6

    I love when you drop random movie quotes. "You broke his nose?!" sent me.

  • @jlouisa
    @jlouisa 4 роки тому +11

    I'll never understand how this series became a best seller. It's so boring.

  • @christianvchacon
    @christianvchacon 4 роки тому +10

    I read the first page of a Twilight book when I worked in a bookstore in college. I had a feeling it was bad then too.

  • @micahklassen7151
    @micahklassen7151 4 роки тому +43

    Day 2,143 of waiting for Stephanie Meyer to just say she hates girls

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +30

      not all girls ugh just the feminine annoying girls and most of the other ones

  • @karenrosenberg383
    @karenrosenberg383 4 роки тому +2

    I hear your voice in my head as I edit my on MS. "You don't need that extra word." "I know they are looking, you don't have to say it." "You just said that." Etc.

  • @dennybick6011
    @dennybick6011 4 роки тому +12

    For some reason, I feel like I will like this better if Rose becomes the love interest. Edward could be in the triangle somewhere if you must...and Jacob, I vaguely remember shipping him with Alice when I was a youngin'. 😂

  • @st.cIaire
    @st.cIaire Рік тому +1

    5 minutes into this video and I just want to scream - We get it! She’s awkward! It’s a constant inner monologue about how awkward she is!

  • @justluc8556
    @justluc8556 4 роки тому +23

    the process of continuously making twilight gay makes me very happy. also, the laugh at 2:50 sent me

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +13

      idk how she's going to write THREE versions of the same story and in NONE of them does a queer character appear.

  • @cityman2312
    @cityman2312 4 роки тому +3

    I agree entirely about Bella. She ought to know humility! Trigonometry ought to have done it. Being unable to program taught me humility, but then being best in an adult learners German class (better than those with German spouses) inflated my ego again and I became insufferable.

  • @authorEE_ESE
    @authorEE_ESE 4 роки тому +15

    xD I'm dying!
    I'm starting to think maybe Stephanie couldn't make the book(s) meet the required word count for her publisher and just word-dumped.

  • @elisabethbirgersson3973
    @elisabethbirgersson3973 4 роки тому +2

    The cullens are just out there wasting food huh

  • @gloriarussell4622
    @gloriarussell4622 4 роки тому +5

    i will be filing a copyright lawsuit for my angry face that's all

  • @leigh-anjohnson
    @leigh-anjohnson 4 роки тому +6

    This is hilarious 😂 And a good lesson in cutting redundancies in your writing. Thanks Hannah

  • @alanhembra2565
    @alanhembra2565 4 роки тому +3

    I remember we reading the book trying to figure out why it was so popular and finding Ymir worked better than sleeping pills for insomnia.

  • @nviz47
    @nviz47 4 роки тому +2

    Honestly how did the info about the Cullens' et al that Jessica talks about get spread in the first place? The way they've established themselves it wasn't the 'kids'. That's the true mystery for me 😂

    • @lindoriel7286
      @lindoriel7286 Рік тому

      Is it a mystery? Isn't the Cullen's dad a Dr? Being a Dr and moving to a tiny new town, to build up some level of trust with your new patients it would be a pretty standard thing to give a little info about yourself to someone. Especially if you are an immortal, unchanging supernatural being who wants to participate in society all while not wanting to draw too much attention to yourself. Imagine being a Dr who just turns up out of nowhere, with four teenage kids who all obviously aren't related but all seem to be dating each other, and then never attempt even a second of explanation to anyone. You'd have CPS called on you pretty quickly. Likely the Dr Dad (can't remember his name) gave a brief explanation to his boss or a coworker or something and then small-town gossip and Chinese whispers expanded the rest.

  • @JessicaKomguen
    @JessicaKomguen 4 роки тому +3

    Watching you edit is a great way to improve my writing in English. I'm learning so much!! Thank you 🙏

  • @Andrewtr6
    @Andrewtr6 4 роки тому +8

    So, this (mainly the title) has inspired me to write a lesbian vampire 'love' story. Most of it will be classic vampire seduction. Some traditional vampire horror elements will be added. It won't be a Twilight but gay story. Maybe the question will be is the woman actually falling for the vampire mistress or is she just slowly falling victim to Dracula level mind control. Vampires are monsters so it won't be a 100% healthy relationship. The female character starts the story with a bf who (after the MC meets the VQ) has a fight w/ her then mysteriously goes missing which would become a trend. There would be a lot of blood.

  • @omegaelement
    @omegaelement 4 роки тому +1

    This just reminds me that I found Twilight so boring that I put it down after 10 pages and had the BEST SLEEP OF MY LIFE!

  • @nancyvilchis6645
    @nancyvilchis6645 4 роки тому +4

    Gods I had forgotten how boring the prose is, so redundant.
    And the "plot" advances slower than a snail, like we know she is at school and has classes Stephanie, but can something happen pls?????

  • @1monki
    @1monki 4 роки тому +2

    You can't cut all the "looking". It's Twilight. Half the story is silent stares.

  • @Daniel-rx2ed
    @Daniel-rx2ed 4 роки тому +5

    I love these videos so much lmaooo I remember reading the twilight series as a middle schooler.

  • @ArtichokeHunter
    @ArtichokeHunter 4 роки тому +2

    I would edit Twilight by turning it into Sunshine by Robin McKinley and Tinker by Wen Spencer (but without the fetishizing racial stuff).

  • @sometimesshewrites
    @sometimesshewrites 4 роки тому +4

    I never read Twilight (not even in French) but it seems hard to read! So many words! xD

  • @xtonibx5770
    @xtonibx5770 4 роки тому +1

    I downloaded the Twilight book document to edit it for fun. I'm not nearly as skilled as you in writing or editing so this is my practice. It's so fun and watching you edit has helped me a lot so thanks xx.

  • @xiaoweii0
    @xiaoweii0 4 роки тому +7

    I've never been so early to a video in my life

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому +6

      morning crowd. there's coffee in the pot n donuts on the counter.

  • @h.m.tamizkar5736
    @h.m.tamizkar5736 2 роки тому

    I absolutely love the rage quitting aspect of these.xD

  • @j-mafia7744
    @j-mafia7744 4 роки тому +3

    I just wrote a book. I would love if you edit it. I'm actually competing with Twilight.

  • @girlypopgay
    @girlypopgay 7 місяців тому

    “That’s my boy emmit.”
    “That’s our confederate.”
    🤭

  • @chelseacounsell
    @chelseacounsell 7 місяців тому

    Wait wait WHAT I want to see this college thesis of yours. On Twilight!

  • @tamamawrites79
    @tamamawrites79 4 роки тому +2

    You can see her dying inside at 13:48 XD
    Still loving this series~

  • @sublimeretrieval7832
    @sublimeretrieval7832 4 роки тому +1

    "You're not heading out into the rain, you're heading into the rain, asshole!" --George Carlin

  • @WHATRadioNickSembrat
    @WHATRadioNickSembrat 3 роки тому

    Welp, that was a pretty fast "IM SO BORED"

  • @felfoxling
    @felfoxling 2 роки тому

    Really wish they would’ve made Bella end up with Rosalie, or even one of the Denali’s

  • @felfoxling
    @felfoxling 2 роки тому

    I love how exasperated you are while reading/editing. I feel this too writing Bella/Rosalie fanfiction abs having to go back through the book to fact check things. 🤣🤣 loving your reactions

  • @vivianalbanus5625
    @vivianalbanus5625 3 роки тому

    it's the "ohmygawd" after "sitting next to that single open seat." for me

  • @alexandrinaaa1274
    @alexandrinaaa1274 4 роки тому

    There's a new Twilight book coming out on august the 4th from Edward's POV - "Midnight Sun"

  • @BlackwellHarper
    @BlackwellHarper 4 роки тому

    I love these, they teach me things and I get the urge to work on my manuscript. Perfect.

  • @awkwardorangedrawz5914
    @awkwardorangedrawz5914 4 роки тому +26

    It's so satisfying to see you edit this mediocre book. No offense to Stephanie but... Did she have to reach a word limit thing? Cuz she has so many unnecessary things in it. Anyway, I appreciate your bravery and patience for this book.

    • @Buffy8Fan
      @Buffy8Fan 4 роки тому +2

      I wouldn't be surprised. A lot of publishers will not publish unless you meet their guidelines. Word and/or page number is sometimes a part of that.

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, Meyer must be an underwriter. And one who absolutely sucks at description. Bella would go: "Hey you, with the broken nose...!"

  • @Banana-fp4ys
    @Banana-fp4ys 4 роки тому +1

    Watching your brain melt was by far the most entertaining part of the video.

  • @BellaRosePope
    @BellaRosePope 4 роки тому +4

    I’m just here for the rage fans

  • @yunnazee
    @yunnazee 4 роки тому +8

    This makes me a little madder every time a new video comes out. So many good stories by great authors got passed over for such a mean and depressing book. :/

  • @Kiki-cs8xv
    @Kiki-cs8xv 4 роки тому

    Oh daddy, I wish my brain could do this. I always use too many words.

  • @Buffy8Fan
    @Buffy8Fan 4 роки тому +2

    Title-wise, Rosalie and Bella would never happen as the author is Mormon and the Mormon faith has issues with same sex couples and lgbt couples. Sad, but true.

  • @LuckyGoulash
    @LuckyGoulash Рік тому

    "That's our Confederate!" fucking sent me, jesus

  • @SherbertLomon
    @SherbertLomon 4 роки тому +2

    I live for these lol

  • @londonwilson3485
    @londonwilson3485 4 роки тому +2

    This video doesn't talk about bella liking rose.

  • @willm1376
    @willm1376 4 роки тому +1

    Don't be surprised if Stephanie contacts you one of these days to edit her book for real.

  • @myacamden
    @myacamden 4 роки тому +1

    I smiled small ? Sounds weird to me

  • @maia_gaia
    @maia_gaia 4 роки тому

    "that's our Confederate"
    I'm still not over that fucking plot point. Like wtf Stephanie?

  • @Sammowrimo
    @Sammowrimo 4 роки тому

    I just love watching these videos! 😂

  • @madi7178
    @madi7178 3 роки тому

    I really hate to be that person but the whole point of writing in first POV for this series (besides laziness) is that Bella is *that* perceptive. That’s the whole reason she figures out the Cullen’s secret and is later the first thread to the idea that Bella was always meant to be a vampire.
    Anyway, this is hilarious thank you for doing this cause as much as I read into every detail in this series I still can’t handle the terrible writing sometimes. Also your jokes are amazing.

  • @heeralalshakya7918
    @heeralalshakya7918 4 роки тому +1

    Who play the role of Edward Cullen in the new movie of TWILIGHT "The Midnight Sun" ? And when this movie release? Please reply me I am the Biggest fan of Robert Pattinson 💜

  • @MistbornTaylor
    @MistbornTaylor 3 роки тому

    I never really understood why people hated the "not like other girls" trope (y'wanna be unique and special, whatever) until listening to this series. Seriously, why the fuck is everyone just staring at her?

  • @ZenitaDee
    @ZenitaDee 4 роки тому +1

    No, this is the best.

  • @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers
    @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers 4 роки тому

    Do fourteen year olds read Twilight?

  • @SN-co4ug
    @SN-co4ug 4 роки тому

    Hey Hannah, how do I get you to proofread a small part of my book? I've seen videos where you've done that before.

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому

      hey, Shane! the pieces I edit in videos are all from patrons. patreon.com/hannahleekidder

  • @emmyrose77
    @emmyrose77 4 роки тому +3

    this whole series could've been gayer.

  • @spiritualsnail1584
    @spiritualsnail1584 4 роки тому

    I need to know why you read all the Twilight books for your college thesis. Did you roast it in order to get a good grade ???

    • @HannahLeeKidder
      @HannahLeeKidder  4 роки тому

      My thesis was twilight is a literary tragedy vs a literary romance based on Aristotle's definition of the two

  • @Nicklypedia
    @Nicklypedia 4 роки тому

    why do you have such a big push pop behind you in the promotion cut in

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 3 роки тому

    Jow to rewrite Twilight; Cntrl + Alt + Del.

  • @Ovan61
    @Ovan61 3 роки тому

    👍

  • @j-mafia7744
    @j-mafia7744 4 роки тому

    I hate stories that drag on. Get to the damn point. Lol.

  • @prcs420
    @prcs420 4 роки тому

    this book is so mind numbingly _boring_

  • @katherinewinters5674
    @katherinewinters5674 4 роки тому

    Honestly, you are wonderfully insane to believe that Mormon woman give her characters some depth and complexity, this is still more interesting than how the books and the films ended up, well done! 😂

  • @starlightcrest9085
    @starlightcrest9085 4 роки тому

    Are you kidding me you have to make any book out there remotely gay when it was never to begin with