How to Survive a Rhea Attack p2 (+ My First Gosling!!!)

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  • @bryceoleski5680
    @bryceoleski5680 3 роки тому +4772

    The patience you have not kicking Kevin’s ass on the daily is truly admirable.

    • @dustyeggroll3684
      @dustyeggroll3684 3 роки тому +441

      I swearrr I would have done so much to that damn bird by now 🤣

    • @chode-i-dis4119
      @chode-i-dis4119 3 роки тому +158

      @@dustyeggroll3684 it'd kinda be justified to....

    • @Slyce_24
      @Slyce_24 3 роки тому +185

      Lmao I would have bitch slapped him for biting me

    • @Slyce_24
      @Slyce_24 3 роки тому +237

      This dude has amazing patience Kevin would be gone if that was me

    • @evandugas7888
      @evandugas7888 3 роки тому +95

      I had a goose who attacked. I broke him of that habit by picking him up when he did. (Safely of course) but Kevin is to big for that XD

  • @imboredom2761
    @imboredom2761 3 роки тому +5172

    I like how Kevin didn’t even want to bite the kangaroo until he told him not to. He really hates you lol

    • @EnergeticGiraffes
      @EnergeticGiraffes 3 роки тому +107

      LOL

    • @Ponderingmammoth
      @Ponderingmammoth 3 роки тому +213

      I was really thinking that I’d he said not to do it he was gonna do it and he did

    • @jokrwx3
      @jokrwx3 3 роки тому +102

      Kevin being kevin

    • @Ponderingmammoth
      @Ponderingmammoth 3 роки тому +56

      Bro what did I even say

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 3 роки тому +42

      @@Ponderingmammoth "I was really thinking that I’d he said not to do it he was gonna do it and he did" but what it means i have no clue

  • @mattsupertramp6506
    @mattsupertramp6506 3 роки тому +3665

    I like how even when you're in the house, Kevin is still trying to attack you

    • @tocaava1003
      @tocaava1003 3 роки тому +74

      It looks funny for some reason

    • @anggitwisnawansatyaji2365
      @anggitwisnawansatyaji2365 3 роки тому +37

      In kevin’s head hes like “kill this animal on sight”

    • @ignis4026
      @ignis4026 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @conn0rized292
      @conn0rized292 2 роки тому +35

      I just imagine him waking up every morning, he opens the curtains to see what the weather's like, and all the while Kevin is just launching himself at him from outside.

    • @billcipher3554
      @billcipher3554 2 роки тому

      Yeah but some type of way they get inside

  • @witp7928
    @witp7928 3 роки тому +714

    I just can’t believe how much patience he has with Kevin

    • @itzzy1859
      @itzzy1859 3 роки тому +22

      they don't appear to be his pets, they appear to be his rescues. he's not really trying to domesticate them by the looks. i don't think a ton of patience is required for non-domesticated animals.

    • @Gojocomeback
      @Gojocomeback 3 роки тому +9

      @@itzzy1859 but it still takes some patience

    • @itzzy1859
      @itzzy1859 3 роки тому +6

      @@Gojocomeback sure, but it isn't like waiting for a domesticated dog to learn to behave. kevin is always going to act like that because it's instinct, and i think ben knows that. which is why he doesn't stress when it happens, imo

    • @Gojocomeback
      @Gojocomeback 3 роки тому +4

      @@itzzy1859 even tho if it's like that, i would never have the patientence to do what he does even if i knew if it was just an instinct.It takes a lot of responsibility and patience

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 роки тому +8

      @@itzzy1859 it still takes the same patience regardless.. I mean you have to put up with that and be patient w that shit everyday, it's the same thing, you have to be understanding wether it's a dog or a Kevin that they can't understand what you want from them immediately. I'm sure it's still frustrating some days that Kevin can't just understand everything is alright and that he doesn't have to dominate ben, idk I raised chickens and I have a short fuse but it's so annoying when you really need to do something and an animal can't get it sometimes that being said of course we know it's not their fault and they're just doing what they know

  • @squatking77
    @squatking77 3 роки тому +2753

    This channel is one of the most chaotic good things I have ever seen on UA-cam. One scene, we’re checking in with Poppy, and the next, we’re fighting Kevin with a plastic trash can lid. Absolutely phenomenal!

    • @Eric_the_miserable_midget
      @Eric_the_miserable_midget 3 роки тому +46

      Just found it and had to sub. It’s too funny 😂

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 роки тому +19

      @@Eric_the_miserable_midget bro same I absolutely love this already lol

    • @jacobortwine7063
      @jacobortwine7063 3 роки тому +18

      Kevin makes this show awsome

    • @squatking77
      @squatking77 3 роки тому +17

      @@jacobortwine7063 Even though Kevin is a real pain in the booty, he brings a lot of character and humor out of our great Uncle Ben!

    • @minot0_
      @minot0_ 3 роки тому +2

      I like to imagine you are making the face on your prof pic while saying this

  • @pawel12313
    @pawel12313 3 роки тому +4694

    i like how his daily routine is taking care about animals and hitting kevin casually while doing other things

    • @graphiteguy9028
      @graphiteguy9028 3 роки тому +16

      Ikr

    • @RunkerGunker4935
      @RunkerGunker4935 3 роки тому +43

      It's an amazing sight isn't it?

    • @wowerine9897
      @wowerine9897 3 роки тому +4

      kevin be like

    • @Attermki
      @Attermki 3 роки тому +8

      Amazed he doesnt have a gun

    • @cdc194
      @cdc194 3 роки тому +42

      Kevin won't make it past Thanksgiving, too tempting.

  • @biglez3805
    @biglez3805 3 роки тому +5726

    Kevin is like the NPC you accidentally attacked in Skyrim that now just locks onto you and tries to kill you every time you go near him.

    • @katan965
      @katan965 3 роки тому +261

      *breathes within five miles of Kevin*
      Kevin: "So you have chosen.. death."

    • @rylievalentine7109
      @rylievalentine7109 3 роки тому +143

      Unkillable aggro npc

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 3 роки тому +34

      Kevin is anri from ds3 cause let’s be real we all tried to kill her and she ruined the entire area

    • @Lovelyyetlonely
      @Lovelyyetlonely 3 роки тому +3

      @@peenyyt4921 who is this she? :/

    • @oyecomova5478
      @oyecomova5478 3 роки тому +23

      This is so accurate. Much like jarl balgruuf of whiterun Kevin won't stop attacking but he's to important to unceremoniously slaughter where he stands.

  • @dalty1867
    @dalty1867 3 роки тому +1446

    Kevin: **attacks Dababy**
    Ben: *"So you have chosen death...."*

    • @pipper4212
      @pipper4212 3 роки тому +25

      L E S S G O O O O

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 3 роки тому +50

      That bird be approaching like a dark soul boss

    • @sevenjones5240
      @sevenjones5240 3 роки тому +56

      Ben: Kevin if you touch this beautiful little man
      Kevin:PECK
      Ben: “ultra instinct theme song” o. K

    • @thatguy9833
      @thatguy9833 2 роки тому +3

      @RUBEN ROMELL Hinton Jr that was kevin

    • @nightshade69420
      @nightshade69420 2 роки тому +6

      7:03

  • @ethanwright2444
    @ethanwright2444 3 роки тому +2703

    “Oh hello kevin~”
    Kevin: **sprinting with maximum demon power**

    • @neeru7298
      @neeru7298 3 роки тому +60

      Lmao, that moment was pure comedy gold

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 3 роки тому +73

      2:40
      That made me choke on my water 😂😂😂

    • @Aqualad2097
      @Aqualad2097 3 роки тому +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂 damn I'm dying with that maximum demon power

    • @tonyoplamio1536
      @tonyoplamio1536 3 роки тому +1

      The hell

    • @ethanwright2444
      @ethanwright2444 3 роки тому +1

      @@Aqualad2097 that's what fuels kevins rage... demons!

  • @thespicypolitician8905
    @thespicypolitician8905 3 роки тому +731

    The randomness of this channel is what makes it good. Don’t ever change your technique.

    • @frankie-gaming
      @frankie-gaming 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah, does anyone else name a baby kangaroo Dababy ,who proceeds to get attacked by a mad bird named kevin

    • @ResidentIT_
      @ResidentIT_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@frankie-gaming he is also a man with a dog named poggers

    • @miasiena862
      @miasiena862 3 роки тому +2

      It cheers me up on a bad day because its so funny

    • @DizzyJewBear
      @DizzyJewBear 3 роки тому

      @@frankie-gaming his given name is Doorknob

    • @axiesem
      @axiesem 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget the chungus

  • @sydneyjolley4266
    @sydneyjolley4266 3 роки тому +2256

    Kevin has rumbles in his tummy that only flesh can satisfy. He just can't quit you.

    • @domtom010
      @domtom010 3 роки тому +81

      Caaaaarrrrrrrrrllllll!!!!!

    • @caffienevaccine
      @caffienevaccine 3 роки тому +15

      I wonder if he’s considered like rubber gloves that are long or arm coverings

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 3 роки тому +19

      @@domtom010 I doubt anyone here will get the reference.

    • @TuLowProd.
      @TuLowProd. 3 роки тому +26

      @@whichsherice that is where you would be wrong.

    • @k3vyn
      @k3vyn 3 роки тому +5

      @@whichsherice not sure if it's a walking dead reference when rick always screams Carl

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 2 роки тому +235

    The way you dropped the act when Kevin pecked at Da Baby shows how much of a dad you are, and it's awesome.

    • @maxmachin808
      @maxmachin808 Рік тому +7

      That "okay" had such so you hace chosen death energy radiating from it

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 8 місяців тому +1

      Lmao like "alright we ain't playing no more" 😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +2130

    Uncle Ben: See I wouldn't let him bite me
    Kevin: *bites him*
    top 10 moments before disaster

  • @dinamush1342
    @dinamush1342 3 роки тому +2593

    Mad respect for your self control and patience, how do you resist the primal urge to whoop Kevin's ass

    • @michaelmuhammad142
      @michaelmuhammad142 3 роки тому +84

      I would like to know aswell

    • @viktorepifanov7138
      @viktorepifanov7138 3 роки тому +279

      Because he knows that Kevin is just an asshole by nature and it isn't personal.

    • @SnowCones101
      @SnowCones101 3 роки тому +127

      because kevin is the prophesized hero to one day save us all

    • @josephpotts8208
      @josephpotts8208 3 роки тому +17

      Why's he have Kevin anyway

    • @mfdotbmoore
      @mfdotbmoore 3 роки тому +19

      I think every time he attacks to Just go for an ankle pick and take him down 😂

  • @Yoroiful
    @Yoroiful 3 роки тому +2456

    It's scary how Kevin realized that you really care about this kangaroo baby and decided to hurt you by attacking it.

    • @billklatsch5058
      @billklatsch5058 3 роки тому +561

      Considering he has a brain the size of a bean its quite an acomplishment

    • @AleksanderPeterJensen
      @AleksanderPeterJensen 3 роки тому +48

      @@billklatsch5058 HAHAHHA

    • @suchomimustenerensis5302
      @suchomimustenerensis5302 3 роки тому +423

      @@billklatsch5058 It is true that ratites (ostrich, emu, rhea) are considered the least intelligent birds. Kevin though... he's got some vendetta.

    • @everetthancock2043
      @everetthancock2043 3 роки тому +225

      Kevin is an actual demon

    • @libtardreaper1539
      @libtardreaper1539 3 роки тому +125

      This is some like deep psychologically shit or maybe I’m crazy

  • @egullSZ
    @egullSZ 3 роки тому +568

    the modernity of this man mixed with the rehabilitation and preservation of animals is something that we need nowadays. Its like a bridge between two worlds.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +3125

    Kevin is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @suckingtoes6985
      @suckingtoes6985 3 роки тому +49

      Holy shi-
      you have access to internet?!

    • @annie4150
      @annie4150 3 роки тому +25

      @@suckingtoes6985 No, he's just V.I.P.

    • @suckingtoes6985
      @suckingtoes6985 3 роки тому +3

      @@annie4150 ohhh damnnn

    • @dah_goofster
      @dah_goofster 3 роки тому +1

      I’m convinced this is Uncle Ben alternate personality.

    • @annie4150
      @annie4150 3 роки тому

      @Alex Lau How's that misogyny?

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +3079

    Kevin is like the spirit animal for so many people

  • @JM.Vercrtti
    @JM.Vercrtti 3 роки тому +527

    7:04
    Ben: Kevin if youu touch this beautiful little man..I swear
    Kevin: * *chooses violence* *
    😭😭😭

    • @kasmidjan
      @kasmidjan 3 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      thats how screws up kevins brain

    • @giaccheo223
      @giaccheo223 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @JM.Vercrtti
      @JM.Vercrtti 3 роки тому +4

      @Eric Boone lmaooo

    • @zeroera1
      @zeroera1 3 роки тому +6

      Ben: So you have chosen DEATH.

    • @CreapzzExplosion
      @CreapzzExplosion 3 роки тому +3

      That moment had me all out crying in laughter as I proceeded to replay it 20 more times.

  • @Yoyozlitt20
    @Yoyozlitt20 3 роки тому +500

    “Oh hello Kevin”
    Kevin: *charges at the guy with vicious intent*

    • @stevetaranto6732
      @stevetaranto6732 3 роки тому +7

      The melancholy even quite joyous nature of the way he says that makes this comedy Gold

  • @Balarke
    @Balarke 3 роки тому +6777

    Kevin radiates Black Air Force activity

  • @deactivatedsnenby
    @deactivatedsnenby 3 роки тому +350

    The fact that his eyes look red when you record him at night just makes it better

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 роки тому +8

      That's why some people say the mothman could've been a barred owl

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 роки тому +90

    Kevin saw Dababy and immediately had the villain moment of "I may not be able to hurt you, but I can hurt the ones you care about"

  • @UnboxJunkie
    @UnboxJunkie 3 роки тому +3509

    Bloody and running away "isn't creation amazing" 🤣

  • @megaredpandas1856
    @megaredpandas1856 3 роки тому +2005

    I feel like I’m watching some kind of sitcom called everybody hates Kevin 😂

    • @izzyTOOfly33
      @izzyTOOfly33 3 роки тому +184

      Kevin Hates Everybody*

    • @justjames391
      @justjames391 3 роки тому +53

      @@izzyTOOfly33 that's season 2 😂

    • @unknownmoonchild9970
      @unknownmoonchild9970 3 роки тому +7

      @@izzyTOOfly33 lol

    • @Jay_Wood
      @Jay_Wood 3 роки тому +10

      666th Like. In honor of Kevin’s Demons.

    • @justjames391
      @justjames391 3 роки тому +3

      @Kojika I can't wait for season 3🥳

  • @chase3714
    @chase3714 3 роки тому +1200

    “If you touch this beautiful little man I swear”
    Kevin: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

  • @amadimkomo1643
    @amadimkomo1643 3 роки тому +432

    Kevin genuinely reminds of a book our second grade teacher read to us called “NO DAVID” what a delinquent he is

    • @bryanzermeno8466
      @bryanzermeno8466 3 роки тому +5

      Yup

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 3 роки тому +12

      Oh my GOD I REMEMBER THAT BOOK

    • @amadimkomo1643
      @amadimkomo1643 3 роки тому +8

      @@joeyberg5765 😂. It’s a classic. A genuine part of my childhood. Good times. I remember being like 9 thinking 🤔 during and after each page “ he still isn’t being spanked” must have it easy

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stronkgi8604
    @stronkgi8604 3 роки тому +536

    Kevin vs Lid of Discipline is a war that shall be remembered forever

    • @arunk-vc
      @arunk-vc 3 роки тому +1

      Father Ben's gonna need a new bin soon

  • @darrennyberg1833
    @darrennyberg1833 3 роки тому +421

    Ben: You better not hurt this precious beautiful animal-
    Kevin: Oh? You mean, THIS animal?
    Ben: yes please do not pe-
    Kevin: *peck*
    Ben: You have chosen the chokehold

  • @k3kli0n12
    @k3kli0n12 3 роки тому +921

    Is nobody gonna recognize the fact Ben doesn’t flinch in the slightest when Kevin is trying to tear him limb from limb? Those bites bloody hurt and Ben over here really goin “tis but a scratch”

    • @momatotsosrorudodi
      @momatotsosrorudodi 3 роки тому +83

      I'd imagine you get accustomed to it. Once you know what to expect it's not scary, and just annoying.

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 3 роки тому +4

      @@momatotsosrorudodi That's not how pain works..

    • @momatotsosrorudodi
      @momatotsosrorudodi 3 роки тому +80

      @@whichsherice It certainly is. Pain tolerance increase with age and exposure, and your anticipatory anxiety will be significantly lower after repeated exposure to the same source of pain.
      This is just common sense, but I wouldn't be surprised if there where studies who actually establish this as fact already.

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 3 роки тому

      @@momatotsosrorudodi No I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about little bird bites or stubbing your toe, not losing a fucking arm.

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yigash It was a comparison. If you stub your toe every once in a while u still won't get used- u know what i don't even remember starting this shitty argument leave me alone.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 роки тому +674

    I just realized those are the crazy expensive chickens! Solid black (even their organs)

    • @Kayareswon
      @Kayareswon 3 роки тому +38

      Their not he's pointed it out before each is maybe $100

    • @MattKeepsFish
      @MattKeepsFish 3 роки тому +45

      @@Kayareswon Yeah, but by the time he sold them for $1000, it would be too late to find out that their organs are in fact standard organ colour

    • @Kayareswon
      @Kayareswon 3 роки тому +25

      @@MattKeepsFish he can tell their impurity in the other video. He's aware of what the super expensive ones are like.
      His have many flaws.

    • @RomrotMechanikos
      @RomrotMechanikos 3 роки тому +34

      @@Kayareswon $100 for a chicken is pretty expensive.

    • @LvDalek
      @LvDalek 3 роки тому +6

      @@RomrotMechanikos no idea chicks are cheap

  • @levele751
    @levele751 3 роки тому +1148

    7:04 “Kevin if you touch this beautiful little man I swear...”
    Kevin : “so this man has decided your fate little one”

    • @technicflowerr2530
      @technicflowerr2530 3 роки тому +17

      Its true though lol

    • @Al-iu1nz
      @Al-iu1nz 3 роки тому +36

      Kevin: "Die little one."
      Uncle ben: "ok, that's it."
      Kevin:" jeepers creepers!!! im just kiddin man geez"

    • @ruben6120
      @ruben6120 3 роки тому +21

      Poor hit rapper and artist Dababy :(

    • @Literallydissociating
      @Literallydissociating 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp

    • @levele751
      @levele751 3 роки тому

      @@Literallydissociating dabi is underrated

  • @awreeoh3565
    @awreeoh3565 3 роки тому +422

    Kevin charging at you full speed with the help of the winds of hell
    You: Oh hey Kevin.

  • @Lindcita
    @Lindcita 3 роки тому +332

    "Boy, you're gonna wake up my fury." Is such an iconic line.

    • @angelictakiko5341
      @angelictakiko5341 3 роки тому +6

      I am still laughing at that part. Its gonna take days to stop.

  • @kimbritain8227
    @kimbritain8227 3 роки тому +815

    “ Kevin if you touch this Little beautiful man, I swear “
    Kevin: Challenge accepted.

    • @GuNdAmWiThYoU
      @GuNdAmWiThYoU 3 роки тому +6

      access granted🤣

    • @Mozzy1304
      @Mozzy1304 3 роки тому +10

      Ben: so you have chosen death

  • @trashrat8365
    @trashrat8365 3 роки тому +847

    "Kevin if you touch this beautiful little man, I swear-"
    Kevin: Attacks Dababy without any fucking hesitation*

  • @aaroneakins5452
    @aaroneakins5452 3 роки тому +431

    Kevin is somehow terrifying and wholesome at the exact same time

    • @LatajaceStadoKotow
      @LatajaceStadoKotow 3 роки тому +13

      Wholesome? How?

    • @ValentinaMQuetzal
      @ValentinaMQuetzal 3 роки тому +1

      He is don’t dare insult him >:(

    • @Dima-td9mi
      @Dima-td9mi 3 роки тому +4

      @@LatajaceStadoKotow I kinda see what he means. Like the way Kevin just has his mouth open and kinda tilts his head

    • @Xirru
      @Xirru 3 роки тому +1

      Jelly

    • @youtubepolice5838
      @youtubepolice5838 3 роки тому +3

      It's how he approaches with his mouth open doah gives me the most laughs

  • @ungabungacavemanbrain2863
    @ungabungacavemanbrain2863 3 роки тому +609

    Kevin: running with at ben with malevolent, demonic, and brutal intentions to rip and tear him apart
    Ben: oh hello Kevin.

    • @rickyx3728
      @rickyx3728 3 роки тому +13

      humans are OP

    • @libtardreaper1539
      @libtardreaper1539 3 роки тому +2

      This comment is dope

    • @CAMMANDON
      @CAMMANDON 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @dillonw5017
      @dillonw5017 3 роки тому

      God imagine if Kevin could fly, just gets ontop of a tree then jumps down ontop of him

    • @libtardreaper1539
      @libtardreaper1539 3 роки тому

      @@dillonw5017 that’s why god made ratites flightless lmao Kevin cray cray

  • @2yoked70
    @2yoked70 3 роки тому +69

    I’m just imagining you sleeping and Kevin staring at you all night through the window with his red eyes.
    VIOLENCE.

  • @ahmedhazem4721
    @ahmedhazem4721 3 роки тому +426

    Kevin is like that hostile NPC, that tries to kill you, even though you are behind a wall or some kind of obstacle.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 роки тому +5

      rheas in general tend to be like that

    • @MrThunk
      @MrThunk 3 роки тому

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 they do tend to be ass holes

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 роки тому +7

      "Never should have come here"

    • @justinp9170
      @justinp9170 3 роки тому +2

      The thieves in Elder Scrolls who try to take your stuff and give two fks about your Daedric armor or weapons 🤣🤣

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 3 роки тому +137

    This guy fills a gaping hole in UA-cam's content that we didn't know we were missing.

    • @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430
      @uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 3 роки тому +6

      You took the words from the recesses of my mind - that I never thought I had - right out.

  • @StarSannu
    @StarSannu 3 роки тому +132

    i just found this channel randomly recommended to me and i can't get enough. really.

  • @violalto
    @violalto Рік тому +11

    The calm chaos in every one of Uncle Ben's videos is absolutely amazing

  • @zepheral7125
    @zepheral7125 3 роки тому +1015

    Watch Dababy grow big and strong and say to Kevin, "You hurt me and my father for the last time" then kicks Kevin in the chest.

    • @Grimmjeaux
      @Grimmjeaux 3 роки тому +66

      Waiting for that patiently!

    • @aaronnekrin5150
      @aaronnekrin5150 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahah

    • @okay4902
      @okay4902 3 роки тому +17

      Kangaroo vs Rhea. Feet vs beak. The ultimate battle

    • @nw1616
      @nw1616 3 роки тому +3

      LESSS GOOOO!!!

    • @connorclements3999
      @connorclements3999 3 роки тому +2

      @@nw1616 HAH, PACKIN THE GLOCK

  • @stephonlemari808
    @stephonlemari808 3 роки тому +241

    Ben: "Oh, hello Kevin"
    Kevin: *charges at Ben with malicious intent*

  • @geauxgeist9365
    @geauxgeist9365 3 роки тому +583

    Uncle farmer: “oh, hello Kevin.”
    Kevin: *charging with rage*

    • @GoroAxel
      @GoroAxel 3 роки тому +7

      That was so funny!! 🤣🤣

  • @notkeebun5771
    @notkeebun5771 3 роки тому +85

    the sheer chaos that is being emitted from these videos is unimaginable

  • @milesb315
    @milesb315 3 роки тому +2044

    “why do you always have cuts and bruises on your arms?”
    “oh that, just the giant south american emu named kevin who lives in my backyard and is very aggressive”

    • @solemnander
      @solemnander 3 роки тому +120

      Rhea not emu

    • @genoalbright4098
      @genoalbright4098 3 роки тому +21

      @@solemnander whoosh

    • @vantalite7061
      @vantalite7061 3 роки тому +121

      @@genoalbright4098 He understood the joke, he just corrected him.

    • @milesb315
      @milesb315 3 роки тому +48

      @@vantalite7061 i know what it is, emu sounds better because nobody knows what a rhea is

    • @redwolf4611
      @redwolf4611 3 роки тому +5

      @@milesb315 i know what they are... mean. lol

  • @Alberio1
    @Alberio1 3 роки тому +518

    You can see the pure malice in Kevin's eyes. He truly just wishes to watch the world burn.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 3 роки тому +12

      Kevin listens to too much ICP.... and of course his favorite song is Fuck The World....

    • @BreadV
      @BreadV 3 роки тому +2

      What kind of animal is kevin ;-;?

    • @izzi7576
      @izzi7576 3 роки тому +3

      @@BreadV Rhea

    • @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
      @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 3 роки тому +2

      @@BreadV we call them "evil" where I'm from.

  • @bubbazyga1006
    @bubbazyga1006 3 роки тому +333

    "Kevin, if you touch this beautiful little man I swear." LOLLLL fucking ruthless kevin

    • @reapa120724
      @reapa120724 3 роки тому +8

      Kevin be like I’ll fucking do it again

  • @Animaniafreak
    @Animaniafreak 3 роки тому +19

    Lmao your struggles with Kevin is just pure entertainment, you are a good man, thank you for being so patient with Keven.

  • @reyxpxr7657
    @reyxpxr7657 3 роки тому +645

    "Kevin if you touch this beautiful little man I swear..."
    Kevin: *And I took that personally*

  • @isacquiroz6075
    @isacquiroz6075 3 роки тому +938

    "Kevin if you touch this beautiful little man I swear "
    "Kevin Attacks"
    "Ok!"

    • @the_codex4449
      @the_codex4449 3 роки тому

      STUPID ARRAY YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD

    • @Salukis
      @Salukis 3 роки тому +6

      *Strangles kevin*

    • @michaelmiller2835
      @michaelmiller2835 3 роки тому

      Ah yes the wild crack bird

    • @krombopulosrick7920
      @krombopulosrick7920 3 роки тому +6

      Kevin like knew the timing was perfect. He was like what you telling me.

  • @vuelle9816
    @vuelle9816 3 роки тому +99

    2:41
    I love how calm you are when Kevin is charging directly at you like that, I would’ve paniced

  • @MUIDYLANICE
    @MUIDYLANICE 3 роки тому +155

    “Darth sodium’s is walking around because he’s a duck”
    My favorite possible sentence

  • @intune3866
    @intune3866 3 роки тому +483

    Kevin said “Oh so you don’t want me touch this creature hmm interesting” proceeds to attack the poor baby.

  • @purpleguy5757
    @purpleguy5757 3 роки тому +451

    I love how Kevin just decided to attack Dababy when our father said “I swear if you touch this little man”

  • @TheSweatyYeti
    @TheSweatyYeti 3 роки тому +124

    Bruh this is literally like Jurassic Park. You’re on a mission in a dark area and Kevin the freaking dinosaur is stalking you.

  • @meat_rainbow
    @meat_rainbow 3 роки тому +156

    God bless the algorithm for showing me part 1 and introducing me to this channel like 20 minutes ago.
    Edit: pretty sure he got like 30k subs between posting this comment and waking up the next morning. Wtf

    • @ZiomekDuszek
      @ZiomekDuszek 3 роки тому +5

      High fife! That same story :D I fell in love with that channel the second i spotted that love\hate relationship between Ben and Kevin

    • @piru957
      @piru957 3 роки тому +1

      Same lmao i love it

    • @chasedowney3358
      @chasedowney3358 3 роки тому

      Same, this shit is wild.

    • @obi-wankenobi3168
      @obi-wankenobi3168 3 роки тому

      Same bro haha

    • @jahmawry6462
      @jahmawry6462 3 роки тому

      ah so we are brothers

  • @mcdonalds8382
    @mcdonalds8382 3 роки тому +197

    I love how he’s like “sir sir sir please sir sir” and the when Kevin is running at him he’s like “oh hello Kevin “

    • @HypnotiZeYT
      @HypnotiZeYT 3 роки тому

      I imagine the black ops 2 zombie sound when Kevin was running towards him 😂

    • @nate_4594
      @nate_4594 3 роки тому

      @@HypnotiZeYT 😂he already scary enough bro. Listen to 1:32

  • @bababoi2689
    @bababoi2689 3 роки тому +288

    I love how calmly he reacts to a giant bird sprinting at him

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому +26

    7:04 - Good to know Rhea can understand a fingerpointing gesture. Maybe you just need to harness Kevin's belligerency for good. As an attack-rhea.

  • @treygonzalez8425
    @treygonzalez8425 3 роки тому +266

    I love and care for all my animals!
    *Kevin attacks da baby*
    These hands are rated "E" for everyone

  • @animeisgay3507
    @animeisgay3507 3 роки тому +105

    “Boy you gon wake up my fury” is definitely a line I’m going to start using.

    • @zero.9831
      @zero.9831 3 роки тому +6

      As a fellow Texan, I approve this

  • @joshg1529
    @joshg1529 3 роки тому +147

    Kevin decided if biting him doesn’t work he will go after what you truly love.

  • @lovepeace3426
    @lovepeace3426 2 роки тому +2

    2:40: "Oh, hello, Kevin!" 🤣

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 3 роки тому +215

    2:40 - *my absolutely favourite part*

    • @sabersin5368-c2c
      @sabersin5368-c2c 3 роки тому +14

      Kevin: C'MERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

    • @InMaTeofDeath
      @InMaTeofDeath 3 роки тому +2

      I legit got Jurassic Park vibes of a raptor charge Kevin is on point!

    • @merfyn4838
      @merfyn4838 3 роки тому +3

      "ILL END YOUUU!!!"

  • @MrsKamper
    @MrsKamper 3 роки тому +212

    Don't ask me why, but the "Oh! Hello, Kevin" at 2:40 nearly made me pass out from laughing.

    • @RobLucci3
      @RobLucci3 3 роки тому +2

      That fucking sent me

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +6

      As it's running towards him aggressively

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 3 роки тому +2

      When I tell you I *WhEeZeD* 😂😂😂

  • @Emma-js8ui
    @Emma-js8ui 3 роки тому +140

    I live for Da Baby being cute with his ✨empty lil head✨

  • @snickey3483
    @snickey3483 2 роки тому +10

    I'm new to this guy's channel and his crazy yet caring energy. And going backwards through some of the episodes I love seeing him usually joke around and do his best to calmly record himself in whatever working situation he's in.
    Maybe it's just me here but I felt the kind of energy in this episode that you feel when your watching a show and a character finally "gets serious" or shows a new side of themselves, Kevin really truly incurred the uncle's wrath here and even gave us a little down to earth moment about needing to take some finances to truly lock down the demon that is Kevin.
    I think I need to watch more.

  • @connermcgrew265
    @connermcgrew265 3 роки тому +415

    Got to love just being lazy and watching a man be getting absolutely violated by a big bird

    • @gabrielsemipro
      @gabrielsemipro 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah 🤣

    • @Destovampire
      @Destovampire 3 роки тому

      💀💀😭🤣

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 роки тому

      tbh people talk about how cassowaries and friends are dangerous but that's really only when the person's not trying to hurt them. In an actual fight pretty much any of them except maybe an ostrich would get destroyed

    • @hadenlee2881
      @hadenlee2881 3 роки тому

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 ostrich would still get beat but not easily

  • @shely_D7vil
    @shely_D7vil 3 роки тому +117

    _2:40__ the single scariest demon aproaches horrifically fast and ready to drag anyone into the pits of hell_
    Oh, hello Kevin!

  • @felpshehe
    @felpshehe 3 роки тому +450

    "This is Kevin and he has a *demon*"
    And I love that immediately after that Kevin is "FIGHT ME BITCH" thrusting his head against a fence

  • @amandacastle7209
    @amandacastle7209 2 роки тому +8

    Ah! I love Morgan! I've been following his farm for a while now, that's so exciting you have some kiddos from his flock!!!

  • @vixenal
    @vixenal 3 роки тому +379

    He named all of his animals after memes
    What a legend

    • @newsupercooldj
      @newsupercooldj 3 роки тому +33

      I swear he should have called poggers as “pawgers”

    • @xlokidoki1367
      @xlokidoki1367 3 роки тому +6

      @@newsupercooldj N O

    • @xxmansoorxx2000
      @xxmansoorxx2000 3 роки тому +3

      2:26 did he name those three pigeons Pidgey
      Pidgey is a Meme if you didn't know

  • @collinthecoursecrusher8121
    @collinthecoursecrusher8121 3 роки тому +303

    7:03 I swear kevin can understand English and is just pure evil 😂

    • @afwanakmal4920
      @afwanakmal4920 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah man I'm surprise when he really attack right after the farmer warns him 🤣🤣

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +2

      The only time Kevin understands English is when he’s harming others

    • @MB-rl5hi
      @MB-rl5hi 3 роки тому +2

      Omg lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @simone9740
    @simone9740 3 роки тому +36

    The look on Kevin's face when he realized he could hit the kangaroo in order to hurt you made me think of a Sephiroth quote:
    "Tell me what you love the most, so i can take it away from you" xD

    • @aaronkozelii8300
      @aaronkozelii8300 3 роки тому +3

      “So I can have the pleasure of taking it away from you.”

  • @lilabarrows
    @lilabarrows 2 роки тому

    Between you and Morgan… the lack of adding the flute lick from Big Pimping and creating “Big Pippin’” crushes my spirit each day.

  • @luckynumbersix2898
    @luckynumbersix2898 3 роки тому +14

    I love how complacent you are with Kevin, not minding his bites and anger.
    But as soon as he even *nudged* DaBaby your inner dad rage flares up!

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 3 роки тому +163

    Honestly you really got to respect kevin’s dedication to his work.
    Waking up every morning determined to bite one man.
    Or a fence if the man is not cooperative.

    • @monkeybarmonkeyman
      @monkeybarmonkeyman 3 роки тому +6

      Kevin needs a hood like they use in falconry.

    • @juniorh5743
      @juniorh5743 3 роки тому +2

      Even during the night like damn, go back to bed boi

  • @benbrettandrews3478
    @benbrettandrews3478 3 роки тому +215

    It’s funny how Kevin is in murder death mode and Ben is just talking as if he’s playing with a baby.

  • @miggycaro
    @miggycaro 3 роки тому +80

    “Kevin, if you touch dababy, I swear...”
    Kevin: *LESSS GOOO*

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @i.washere
    @i.washere 3 роки тому +368

    "Kevin if you touch this little beautiful man i swear"
    Me: "Nah he wouldn't"
    Kevin: **Bites Dababy**
    Me: **Surprised Pikachu face**

    • @blueflameofficial4737
      @blueflameofficial4737 3 роки тому +33

      When that happened i honestly thought this was going to be kevins last day before becoming a nice feast.

    • @marcelwill4569
      @marcelwill4569 3 роки тому +1

      Dtfl 😆

    • @Gamerboy-ml3xp
      @Gamerboy-ml3xp 3 роки тому

      @@blueflameofficial4737 same over here

  • @Its_LumberJack
    @Its_LumberJack 3 роки тому +42

    You can tell he was low-key pissed at Kevin after he bit Dababy😂

  • @dustingarcia820
    @dustingarcia820 3 роки тому +363

    “Kevin If you bite this little guy I swear” *kevin looks then bites da baby*😂😭

    • @nitroxide17
      @nitroxide17 3 роки тому +26

      Kevin is an asshole 😭

    • @coprilettodelnapoli5466
      @coprilettodelnapoli5466 3 роки тому +7

      Da baby?? LESSGOOOOO

    • @BreadV
      @BreadV 3 роки тому +1

      LES GOOOOOO OOOOO OOOOoOO

    • @rat1831
      @rat1831 3 роки тому +1

      LESSS GOOOOOO

    • @oscarguijosa7881
      @oscarguijosa7881 3 роки тому +1

      @@nitroxide17 a hole is an understatement. Spawn of Satan suits him more

  • @onioncellunderamicroscope2511
    @onioncellunderamicroscope2511 3 роки тому +282

    7:04 “kevin if you touch this beautiful little man, I swear”
    kevin: 😈

    • @Al-iu1nz
      @Al-iu1nz 3 роки тому +16

      Kevin: "what beautiful man? You mean this?"

    • @hinata5736
      @hinata5736 3 роки тому +7

      You could really see Kevin thinking and being like „I actually didn’t want to do that, but since you don’t want me to do it... I will.“

  • @hidrot1c599
    @hidrot1c599 3 роки тому +224

    “Dababy’s fine, he don’t think about things”

    • @smilethesmiles4361
      @smilethesmiles4361 3 роки тому +4

      Haha thought i was the only one that caught that fr a second

    • @Orgil.
      @Orgil. 3 роки тому +6

      Lesss gooo

    • @foxbrobroski5714
      @foxbrobroski5714 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh I frikin love the joeys name XD

    • @Zach-sv7ej
      @Zach-sv7ej 3 роки тому +3

      Lessss goo 👉🤤👈

    • @foxbrobroski5714
      @foxbrobroski5714 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zach-sv7ej STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
      YOUR KILLING ME MAN AAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS
      IT BURNS
      AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @hamhawk4027
    @hamhawk4027 3 роки тому +65

    Omg can you imagine walking home from the bar one night and Kevin comes charges at you from a dark alley.

    • @agentwho1933
      @agentwho1933 3 роки тому

      All u hear is the hissing from behind 😂😂

  • @SonyFan4
    @SonyFan4 3 роки тому +105

    I don’t think I’ll have the patience and sustained care for Kevin after caring for it while dealing with its constant attacks. It just might end up on my dinner plate one Thanksgiving dinner.

    • @cyantadeo975
      @cyantadeo975 3 роки тому +4

      No cap

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d 3 роки тому

      @@cyantadeo975 😂😂😂😂

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 3 роки тому +6

      There's a reason why uncle Ben is not able to make a lick of progress when it comes to Kevin and I hate to say this but it's because he's being weak and FAR too nice.... It's never too late to establish dominance with a creature like that but every single time he allows Kevin to charge and bite he's literally starting from scratch. Uncle Ben needs to be OVERLY dominant when it comes to Kevin and showing that aggression is far more humane than just playing tit for tat. They are a wild animal and that's all they understand is through means of violence. Ben should be going out multiple times per day specifically for dominance training with Kevin..... Treating Kevin any other way is only a detriment to the birds future because if the goal is ever to release Kevin to other handlers like he's said in the past then Kevin will have an extremely short life because 99% of the people won't put up with the shit and will just kill him.

    • @APOCALIPTICLIZARD
      @APOCALIPTICLIZARD 2 роки тому +1

      @@TerminalM193 There are people who care for rhea without overt aggression. Kevin has been getting better.

    • @aliciadalbey1201
      @aliciadalbey1201 2 роки тому +1

      @@APOCALIPTICLIZARDI dunno about him getting better, the only thing that was changes is that he's in a more open environment which mean ben comes into contact with him less

  • @CoconutCrabGaming
    @CoconutCrabGaming 3 роки тому +49

    2:41 this is beyond terrifying

  • @gracebella2682
    @gracebella2682 3 роки тому +24

    7:04 I literally can’t . The SAVAGE-NESS Kevin has is making me cackle

  • @greenhairedswordsman5197
    @greenhairedswordsman5197 3 роки тому +139

    The fact that Kevin only attacked dababy after you told him not to is saying something huge

  • @Budguy68
    @Budguy68 3 роки тому +4

    This man has a heart of gold and is hella witty

  • @Alan_Jozua
    @Alan_Jozua 3 роки тому +301

    *Dinosaur growl*
    “That’s just kevin’s little noise”

  • @thatoneguyfizz6315
    @thatoneguyfizz6315 3 роки тому +142

    “Darth Sideus is walking around because he’s a duck” is the greatest line ever

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 роки тому +1

      I played that scene back 5 times just checking if I heard that right

  • @malka1762
    @malka1762 3 роки тому +45

    7:24 I never knew how much I wanted to see a small wallabe getting carried like an actual baby until this moment

  • @chocolatepudding8074
    @chocolatepudding8074 3 роки тому +132

    Was I the only person who though when he was out there at night that Kevin was going to suddenly pop out of the dark and start to try to kick his ass.

  • @nourrashad7004
    @nourrashad7004 3 роки тому +41

    7:48 “Bye poggers!” *laser eyes from the void*

  • @claytonthegrubkiller6430
    @claytonthegrubkiller6430 3 роки тому +84

    2:15 "I'm afraid he'll hurt himself" *grabs him like a water hose* (i know it doesn't hurt him it's just funny)

  • @trickytheclown8417
    @trickytheclown8417 3 роки тому +231

    2:40 Kevin is running toward you for hugs, what you will do?
    1) 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗣 2) Hug...𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡
    𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗣