The second you reach down into the barrel, your hand extends upwards out of the barrel. It is an Inverted Barrel, and you cannot reach down into it. All this time, we wondered where the gods could be hiding... *They've been inside the Inverted Barrel, where man cannot intrude.*
NO! NO! Don't buy this thing of the barrel anymore York! It's like Thor: Ragnarok...The Barrel is now destroyed by David Cage and his Detroit: Return of Sadness, BUT doesn't matter, The Barrel was only a relic used to focus the power of the Woolie's Hole. Matt: "Woolie are you the god of barrels? Or the god of The Scrublords?" Now Woolie can unleash all the power of the Steam-HOLE!
It is said Woolie climbed the dark mountain alone to commune with the gods, and when he returned he brought with him a barrel. From the barrel flowed evils unimaginable, and the world was plunged into chaos. And so began the age of Scrublords.
Wow, good fucking eye, even at 0.25 speed she's only topless for half a second. And it's hard to tell because she's behind the timer, but that model seems... anatomically correct...
HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! Yeah what's that about? For real, is it a glitch? She doesn't seems glitched with weird polygons or compenetrations...she seems fine! Is this a Fight Club crap? Like OHO! naked frame gotcha! I don't know
You see, Street Fighter has a 50% chance at being at EVO. But I'm Cevening Haos, and that means I'm not normal! I've got a 35-and-a-5% of having Down Jumps, and Street Fighter KNOWS I've got a Suck button, so that makes it a 60% chance of me being at EVO! So if you take Street Fighter's 50% chance, and my 60% chance, but you also add my 35-and-a-5% chance, you can see that Street Fighter has a 6% chance of beating me! And as we all know, the numbers don't lie!
We all know its bullshit you guys getting under 4k views but please keep it alive guys, literally the only youtube channel I watch daily. We can't lose the good ones to youtube trying to push their shitty content creators they approve on us. All the love SBF
2:49 I looked up Kuala Lumpur (it is in Malaysia not China) and went to images, literally the very first image I found with google search is what they used, just with some filters thrown on it.
Hey, three years late, but I think the unintended horn playing in Starfox Adventures and Cyclops' win quote in X-Men: Next Dimension are worthy contenders.
Based on the title screen, I really wanted this to be like a brutal fight club kinda thing between normal, slightly fashionable people like, going home with broken noses and bloody bats. Not this weird SFM Mortal Kombat hip hop thing. Tho Ada and Eve look badass.
From the Steam page: Fueled by next-gen technology, Evening Chaos introduces 2D game-play in a 3D world, dynamic stages, and more. With each character having their own unique attributes, players can pull off amazing combos with the right team combination. Most of all, game play is focus on speed and precision, giving the feeling of a old-school style of beat em ups. Fight till the end against your opponents on a 1 on 1 faceoff until you are the last person standing. what a word salad
Maybe I'm the only one but I'd like to see the guys remake/remaster the Fisticuffs and Scrublords intros. These intros are years old now and the guys have changed and so has their set. I think it would be cool.
The control settings window is Unity-default. I mean, of course it is. Did you expect anything more? If it stays open when you exit the settings menu, there's a good chance you can open more than one instance of it at a time, too.
I'm pretty sure the reason down jumps is because the developers never tested the game with controllers and just assumed that Analogue Stick++ is the same as Up, when that's not the case. On a graph ++ is up because it starts from the bottom left, but on a computer is starts from the top left and goes down, like a list.
Cruz Brothers epically punched its way out of the barrell and shouted "WITNESS ME!". Cevening Haos punched its way through the bottom of the barrell and shouted "DOWN IS FUCKING JUMP!"
down jumps!
DOWN JUMPS!!!!!!
The most unexpected yet justified rage ever.
I don't know why this comment isn't pinned yet...
Matt going full Pat there. This line better be one for the history books alongside such classics as “Boat Guy was drunk” and “the pickles”.
Jaron Lloyd dig up stupid!
This comment thread has been infected by SIVA
Matt yelling into the void about cookies is still one of my favorite parts of Scrublords.
Was there ever milk?
Was there ever cookies?
@@BroomPusher2024 No offense, but... you've gone insane, Batman.
I'm upset they didn't notice the two girls names were:
Ada(M) and Eve.
Hidden Cevening Haos lore!
Jonadiah13 just as good symbolism as Nier Automata
Never forget it's "Ada & Eve", not "Ada & Steve"!
"Escape does nothing"
Poor child, you think there's an exit from this Haos?
Have a good Cevening.
Jesus hrist
The barrel HAS NO BOTTOM!
It has a bottom, but as this game demonstrates you have to dig up to get there, so the SBF never will!
The second you reach down into the barrel, your hand extends upwards out of the barrel.
It is an Inverted Barrel, and you cannot reach down into it.
All this time, we wondered where the gods could be hiding...
*They've been inside the Inverted Barrel, where man cannot intrude.*
The Steam Barrel is always full with fresh content.
NO! NO! Don't buy this thing of the barrel anymore York! It's like Thor: Ragnarok...The Barrel is now destroyed by David Cage and his Detroit: Return of Sadness, BUT doesn't matter, The Barrel was only a relic used to focus the power of the Woolie's Hole.
Matt: "Woolie are you the god of barrels? Or the god of The Scrublords?"
Now Woolie can unleash all the power of the Steam-HOLE!
Pretty sure they've reached the darkest void at this point and the barrel is long gone.
These cowards refuse to play the game as the developers originally intended
Oh god, they're using those weird models that those Western porn games use.
Aka a peek into Matt's porn folder.
So this is a Westworld fighting game?
And it's not even the kind that the good western porn games use
West World wished it was this!
H groove should have just been porn mode
It is said Woolie climbed the dark mountain alone to commune with the gods, and when he returned he brought with him a barrel. From the barrel flowed evils unimaginable, and the world was plunged into chaos. And so began the age of Scrublords.
King of the Moon *Haos
*Cevening haos* 10/10 logo design there, guys.
Good Cevening, my dude
_Everything you know is wrong! Down is up, black is white, and short is long._
White is black, black is white
Right is wrong and wrong is right
Nothing ever fills this hole inside your heart
You just described the entire best friends channel in a couple of sentences.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Pat... is right?!
We constantly get mixed up everydAY
3:10 The McMuscles rage is real.
The Skullivan
*_DOWN JUMPS?!?! DOWN JUUUUUUMPS?!?!?!?_*
Add that to the archive along with "FOR BREAKFAST!"
And justified
Why does this look like one of those futa comics I’ve seen- I mean what? Why did you say that?
Coughgirlfriends4evercough..
William Gregor
What? Fuck you. That looks way better than this.
William Gregor yeah I’m gonna go with JoJones on this one. That is like movie quality compared to some of the other ones.
Hey, I'm just saying is all, no disrespect.
William Gregor it’s cool where all (not) futa lovers here.
Did anyone notice that at 15:20, the female assist character gets undressed mid-attack?
Conrad Skinner that's just her special
Yeah. There are 9 frames at the top of her spin where the dress disappears and she seems to be topless.
Talk about the ultimate flashing technique
Wow, good fucking eye, even at 0.25 speed she's only topless for half a second.
And it's hard to tell because she's behind the timer, but that model seems... anatomically correct...
HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! Yeah what's that about? For real, is it a glitch? She doesn't seems glitched with weird polygons or compenetrations...she seems fine! Is this a Fight Club crap? Like OHO! naked frame gotcha! I don't know
Hey there cowboy! Just timestamping when this video is recommended on my timeline. These were the golden year fellas!
The moment Matt started screaming "DOWN JUMPS?!?!" I started losing my shit
STILL FUNNY 6 YEARS LATER
You see, Street Fighter has a 50% chance at being at EVO. But I'm Cevening Haos, and that means I'm not normal! I've got a 35-and-a-5% of having Down Jumps, and Street Fighter KNOWS I've got a Suck button, so that makes it a 60% chance of me being at EVO! So if you take Street Fighter's 50% chance, and my 60% chance, but you also add my 35-and-a-5% chance, you can see that Street Fighter has a 6% chance of beating me! And as we all know, the numbers don't lie!
Let us appreciate how Matt yelling slowly starts to sound like Pat at apex
chaostheory789 BROTHER IS THAT YOU?!?!
We all know its bullshit you guys getting under 4k views but please keep it alive guys, literally the only youtube channel I watch daily. We can't lose the good ones to youtube trying to push their shitty content creators they approve on us. All the love SBF
This is my favorite part of Kotor
2:49 I looked up Kuala Lumpur (it is in Malaysia not China) and went to images, literally the very first image I found with google search is what they used, just with some filters thrown on it.
Oh hey! I've always wanted the guys to play one of my favourite games, Cevening Haos.
Evening Chaos sounds a lot like Scrublords
AfroMetalMizu It looks like a porn game.
fighting games and porn games:
two great tastes that taste great together.
guess i'll go back to doa 5 last round
Look not into the barrel, for within lies the true nature of Woolie's steam library.
Silent Hill: DownJumping
3:10 That's the loudest I ever heard Matt. Holy shit.
Hey, three years late, but I think the unintended horn playing in Starfox Adventures and Cyclops' win quote in X-Men: Next Dimension are worthy contenders.
I half expect some sort of horrible fetish to occur. Also for the game they're playing to be a weird kink.
I can't wait to see how Scrublords will blight me this time
EDIT:.........Oh....no....
Was this made by SIC Media?
That throw cancel into lariat made me laugh harder than it should.
Based on the title screen, I really wanted this to be like a brutal fight club kinda thing between normal, slightly fashionable people like, going home with broken noses and bloody bats.
Not this weird SFM Mortal Kombat hip hop thing. Tho Ada and Eve look badass.
This is the most student project thing I have ever seen.
For the record, it's Kuala Lumpar.
Petronas Towers, bitches!
Kuala Lumpur*
H4V0K1407 Koala Lumper*
I lived there!
I'm so ashamed they used a photo from my home country in this piece of shit.
Someone literally made this game just for Scrublords.
I swear woolie is just making new fighting games at this point
"Hidden Gem"?
Woolie, don't you mean "Chaos Emerald"?
Haos Cemerald
So ya'll play awesome games like DBZA and absolute schlock like Evening Chaos but ya'll be skipping out on The Bouncer.
WHEN'S THE BOUNCER WOOLIE?!!!
Ah yes the exciting gameplay of Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
(it's okay I make that mistake a lot too)
Darlos9D Oh God that was so automatic for me. Whelp, I'll just leave it that way
After he goes through the Naruto Storm games first.
I fucking love the bouncer
To be fair, The Bouncer only has like 30 minutes of actual gameplay between cutscenes.
Xbox Live Indie Games lives on in Saturday Morning Scrublords.
This game is like a MK9 Test Your Luck game but always.
Oh my fucking god we've finally hit rock bottom.
*Down jumps.*
Worse- they hit so far down that gravity inverted. Thus, going down is basically a jump.
From the Steam page:
Fueled by next-gen technology, Evening Chaos introduces 2D game-play in a 3D world, dynamic stages, and more. With each character having their own unique attributes, players can pull off amazing combos with the right team combination. Most of all, game play is focus on speed and precision, giving the feeling of a old-school style of beat em ups. Fight till the end against your opponents on a 1 on 1 faceoff until you are the last person standing.
what a word salad
Maybe I'm the only one but I'd like to see the guys remake/remaster the Fisticuffs and Scrublords intros. These intros are years old now and the guys have changed and so has their set. I think it would be cool.
That empty moment with Liam's voice still makes me laugh and cry.
2:50 Pretty sure that is the Petronas Towers there in the upper left so that stage takes place in Kuala Lumpur.
Matt just LOSING HIS SHIT over the jump controls is the best part of the start.
The control settings window is Unity-default. I mean, of course it is. Did you expect anything more?
If it stays open when you exit the settings menu, there's a good chance you can open more than one instance of it at a time, too.
was looking for the ost and its like this game doesnt exist lmao
Oh great I love Cevening Haos, underrated fighter!
Time traveling scrublords
2:50 OMG THATS JUST MALAYSIA!!
THATS KUALA LUMPUR WITH THE F*&KING TWIN TOWERS IN THE BACK! WHO MADE THIS?!?!
I have several questions
Cobra's ingame model has a mustache, his portrait has a beard.
As a sound designer, I'm equal parts offended and amused by the sound effects.
Why am i so attracted to backwards hat girl's Avatar pic
18:08
From Chaos till Dawn
A Chaos to Remember
A Chaos at the Museum
Hangin' with the Chaosboys
My Chaos with Andre
Evening of the Chaos Dead
We asked for nothing, and this game couldn't even give us that much.
I'm suprised they didnt see 'Start' was set to 'M' and nothing
there's more grooves than there are characters
THAT'S JUST ALEX'S STANCE
Cedric Dungo It's Alex's everything!
Is the chaos system just GOUGI?
No, it's just the CvS2 Groove system
Man. That arcade should have invested less on the space and more on arcade cabinets.
*GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!*
Haos, or some say Haosm
Stella lost her Groove after playing this game.
Damn...I wasn't aware that Vader was in such bad shape. He may not be around for much longer, so let's push Vader for the Hall of Fame.
yo when's kasumi ninja?
I felt defeated just watching this, holy shit.
Society is on the brink.
The Sun gives way to anarchy.
Evening Chaos round one, RIOT!
I'm pretty sure the reason down jumps is because the developers never tested the game with controllers and just assumed that Analogue Stick++ is the same as Up, when that's not the case. On a graph ++ is up because it starts from the bottom left, but on a computer is starts from the top left and goes down, like a list.
At this point I'm afraid to see what constitutes a Scrublords
This is the only channel where I get Detroit ads.
Whens TOUHOU 13.5?
ThatOneNepeta at this point,they should just do 15.5.it's even on steam
Fk im so tired i completely forgot thats what i meant, exposed live
Never.
"Wait, what? DOWN jumps? DOWN JUMPS!?!?" That's it, that's all I need to see
2:49 That is the capital of Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur. You can tell because of The Petronas Towers.
"DOWN JUMPS?!?!?!?!"
Matt's outrage was SO REAL there.
It's hard to tell if it's ether the game or the best friends doing the whooshing noises lol
*Mouth whoosh noises intensify*
I‘m not even going to make a barrel-joke anymore. Time to flip that Arcadestick and relearn everything.
Woolie the Coward still ducking Tao Feng: Fists of Chaos
Nothing shares quite as much hype as when a game breaks somehow and you guys just lose your shit screaming "YEEEEES!"
The in bout font looks like the in bout font from the first tekken game.
I'm so glad scrublords is back!!
We're entering into Dong Dong territory here.....
The eyeholes on the wrestler guy's mask don't line up with his eyes. Shockmaster, is that you?
Who else can see with a shitty mask on?
Kallen Stadtfeld That could be a really jacked Voldo for all I know.
N00BSYBORG Not fuzzy enough.
"Escape does nothing. "
Silly Woolie thought he could escape.
late at night evening chaoscuffs
****that piano beat is kinda good tho****
The Sun of Earth is Setting!! Evening 1! Ret's Go Crazy!!!
Oh mi gawd. I was holding a knife cooking some lovely blue apron (code woolie M) when Matt out of nowhere yells *DOWN JUMPS!!!!!!!?*
I'm a night chaos man myself
A scrublords on my birthday thank you guys!
Can't wait to see the Down Jump meta at EVO.
Cruz Brothers epically punched its way out of the barrell and shouted "WITNESS ME!". Cevening Haos punched its way through the bottom of the barrell and shouted "DOWN IS FUCKING JUMP!"
I actually totally could play a fighting game holding a controller backwards because I've been doing that for my entire life.
Click 17:51 for best KO sound.
That title looks like Cevening haos
Jon Construct glad i'm not the only one who saw it.
I thought of Cevening Chaos
Yeah, it's so obvious woolie says it in the first few minutes
What even happened to the Death Cargo video?
Did anybody notice that the wrestler guy has Alex's stance? It's just not animated.
Ah yes, the famous Chinese city of Kuala Lumpur
That thumbnail looks like it took 10x more effort than it took to make this game
You know, I didn't want to believe they were bad controls until I played it: turns out that bad was an understatement.