when you let a kid use a crossbow
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#Graystillplays
#Indie
#simulation - Ігри
8:54 I choked when he said “Oh Piss”
That "Alright" always makes my day.
Alright that’s alright
@@goofy3030 ye very alright
It's so satisfying
Doesn’t matter -_- Alright that’s alright that’s alright
YESSSSSS
“I wonder why it’s called the shredder”
*faumous last words*
Gotta love faumous last words...
@@CKTheProducer647 well, Faumous means NAG--
@@latiendadepaikawaii действительно?
@@emowaterbottle nah I remeber it is faumous (I’m jk btw😂😂😂)
😂😂🤣😵
The lesser known sequel to “If you give a Mouse a Cookie”
But more violent
But it's better
I want “When you let a kid use a crossbow” as a irl childrens book
The fact I was eating a cookie while reading this 😂😂
“when you give a kid a crossbow”
"Oh don't grab it too hard now"
We've all had this talk
Lmao
When your girl is to trigger happy lol
rebelious antics trigger happy havoc 😼😼😼😼😼
@@blankalotkowska8917 😌😌😌💅💅💅
HmMmMm confusion size : infinity
I read this as “when you use a kid as a crossbow” and it didn’t shock me at all - that’s the beauty of GrayStillPlays
Basically
True
Same
*hobbit movie flashbacks*
TianaOfficial exactly how I read it 😂💀
6:41
Can we appreciate that Timmy survived completely intact
Timmy
Edit: Not Timmy
But then the bike tire murders him
@@dylee818 so is it Timmy or not?
3:44
No one:
Not even gray
Steven universe to his kid:
Damn. Six months and no likes.
1 year ago but only 4 likes let me change that
@@averagemushroom 5 now
1:03 Susie isn't knighting little Tom Hardy, she's taking away his bending
😆yeah I saw that but it was for demonetization purposes
The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai
I didn’t know aang was a girl like in the play
God dam it. Who the hell let Amons daughter out of the bin
@@parkourgod1190 we have white Korra here
Im sorry
Thumbnail: A human girl holding a crossbow
Me: "Mabel?"
no?
I love how u address it as HUMAN... Is it going to be a demon or something
Cyndaquil234 yes
Cyndaquil234 it could be a figment of the mind complex
Cue the doom music
5:43 THE PAIN!!!!!!!
7:53 If you watch *very* closely, you can see that the bomb touched his helmet, which reduced the damage he took from it (Watch it in 0.25 speed if you need to). Helmets save lives.
Man face
That's why you must always wear a helmet
Top 10 UA-camr that always says "Alright" on almost every video
1: GrayStillPlays
2: *GrayStillPlays*
Brewstew
Human: *exists*
Gray: _This is where the fun begins._
Za Warudo! Time is now mine. This is where the fun begins!
lol
I’m pretty sure it was a Star Wars prequels meme
how do I make italics lol
@@annabethrosa9335 lp
-mom that the funeral-
Mom:”I knew you should have never went with your dad”
"It's my secret captain, I'm always hard"- Gray
THATS NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY TV PG
@@Jaidenism0722 shut up this was taken outta context your just being overdramatic
@@ImNotScotish I think you missed the joke there friend.
@@ImNotScotish joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head
@@00Grimreaper00 that’s the joke hitting my head signaling i do know what it is
i’m just being stupid...... like you
“Oh now she’s less alive” that part had me crying
Lol me too
@@visionmagicodigital bruuhhh
Oof
Game: “How much pain and torture do you want to cause?”
Gray: *Yes*
Lmao yes
I see that pain every time Gray boots up the Sims, it's fantastic...😼
@kahim wong you just were wathcing grays video u just didnt realize
kahim wong r/whoosh
Yes
“Alright” my favorite line
4:27 I understood that reference
12:54
*Very loud Fanfair*
People with headphones: well goodbye ears.
Thanks for the warning-
I saw it right after it happened my ears are no longer here
Nobody:
Me when he says “alright”: *MMMMMMMMMM Y E S E T H*
Mhm
Toasty 📄👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿⚔️🗡🗡⛩💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💾🛤🚝📱📲📲📲📲🆚🈶🈵
karina guzman what..?
5:16
When your kid is on a skyscraper and he hears the Ice Cream Truck
1:10 I like that Nixon is starring at Suzy and Tom as hes killing them.
“You can do it without a neck...I didn’t have a neck when I was your age”
😂
Imagine having a neck
Wait you guys have necks?
Finally, a UA-camr for me!
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 ?
Whats a neck?
4:51 “Yay I got the win!” Yea while getting impaled by 50 harpoons
Well,
He did get the win.
@@bennetsheckells6741 I mean your not wrong he still did get it
@@nixity4778 agreed
It makes my day when gray says:I love it when...
6:00 Why is this the most disturbingly funny and awful thing that I have ever seen?
Gray: *’when you let the kid use the crossbow’*
Me: *’Insight into gray’s life! Yessss!!! WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!’*
Hamburger
Burger
urger
Burgerham
regurbmah
I Love when grey just makes the most rude remarks words at dead people
"Click here for Hell, define Hell!"
"Good Hell."
"Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Jack septic eye " hold my beer.
Correct: "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Gray still plays " I will find a way. " **
Kid: Why is Gray so violent with these kinds of games?
Gray: You’ll learn quickly
I have learned
Dear Gray;
in the sims medieval, force 100 sims to repeatedly fight each other, opuntia they die, tournament style.
Or, force them to fight each other tournament style, and have one sim sentence the loser to death by the hentai monster pit.
But my face is far too pretty for that
Colono Scopy Shut up or you’re going in the hentai monster pit
@@colonoscopy1861 you can be a bard, and provide music while everyone's dying
@@genericname2747 @Hat Storm. Is there someway I can be the Hentai Monster Bard?
Sorry to tell you but that will never happen sims don’t fight peanut
4:02 look at the top left corner of the screen
4:39 that feeling when you do something impossible
Jacksepticeye: I've killed the most people in happy wheels
Graystillplays: hold my beer of pain and sadness.
Hold my sword that's stuck in my shitter
@@1ztype343 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one time *GRAY* has got the rookie numbers....
❤️🥵😫🥰 💋
Hold my beer of pain and sadness that has cocaine mixed into it
“His head and his Scrohtuhm”
Why did he say it so weird (spelled wrong on purpose)
Hamburger
He's weird that way
You spelled scrotum wrong
@@mrcoughalot414 🤣
Mr. Cough-A-Lot DGHYTTRFSRTHTTTG
9:25 "get ready cuz u gotta throw ur body. One, two, three SON OF A BI-"
Narrator: A few hours later
The best part was when he blocked the axe with the ball
"I hate it when my son's head falls off"
-_Graystillplays 2020_
:v
Not gonna lie you got me at first
Ur pfp
W H A T
I was reading this when this was playing
*"Im getting good at juggling balls"* -Gray 2020
Looks like my sleep paralysis demon 6:10
I love when the bottle run is so intense and hardcore that the bike's rear wheel trails behind the bike and the wind keeps blowing Gray's head back at an 80⁰ angle lmao. The explosive impact with the finish line was just the cherry on top
Like a slightly darker version of “if you give a mouse a cookie”
Only slightly...
"When you give Gray a game"
Leni M-B *yesn't*
@@evthespineconfiscator8652 no it’s “When you a give a Gray a game”
qué
what
You know it's bad when Gray starts aggressively "Nope" -ing
'I hate it when my son's head flies off'
The couch arrived in two boxes four days early, which was great because we'd just moved into a new house and needed places to sit. My son and I put it together pretty quickly ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxitRzxya-XugamYgLwa_2G1gxPg4MCJHa . Another reviewer suggested inserting the seat into the side and I'm glad they did as the instructions weren't clear on that matter. It's incredibly light and slides easily across the wood floor, making it easy to move. It's firm, but comfortable. It will even be great to nap on. I got the gray, which definitely has strong blue undertones, but I'm okay with that.
hey gray, at the end of the game, when the options screen to replay, rate it, leave, etc, you can drag it around to see behind it btw
I feel like Gray is on the F.B.I. watchlist for how he plays his video games.
Trust me... I should know.
The F.B.I SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!
Omg is that the F.B.I coming to arrest me for committing tax fraud, and also murdering 7 people..?
Wait what
NO NO NO.. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING, TRUST ME!
@@talimnsk2829 FBI OPEN UP
9:45 Imagine if your wife walked in as you said that XD
What in the absolute
9:50 Timmy and Mother: Okay Susie: EPILEPTIC SEIZURE.
Gray: "I almost got killed by a man's brain!"
Me: Gives new meaning to the term "getting brained". 😀
*_When you're having a no-brainer and your friend offers to help;_*
Dude I read your comment as he said that. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@Florida Man ✔️ .
@Florida Man ✔️ Why you do this? You know I can't even count close to 10 let alone that.
what the heck is the original meaning?
I really wonder what his wife thinks whenever she hears him recording😂
That child’s organs flew all the way to the other side of the map
👀
Wait he’s married
@@homeland5290 yes
Maybe like this... "Why is he being a jerk in games."
She probably has an existential crisis often
6:35 omg the shredder part I almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
3:29 He sounded like Levi try to listen carefully
2:34 Gray: "You should have gone for the head"
The Game: I know. But he can. *proceeds to yeet the moon to him*
This man here, give him an award, he is literally one of the only people who still upload Happy Wheels
But he only started relatively recently, so maybe not the full award.
@@RuyVuusen corect
Donkey Kong In Your Comments i know right I think he needs more fame
Donkey Kong In Your Comments.
Donkey Kongments.
Tindle I might just change my name to that 🧐🤔
Kindly keyin effects+ laser beam humor= gray still playz
“Beat those bottles like an aged salami” I never thought I’d hear that today
9:26 BEST MOMENT
“I didn’t have a neck when I was your age🤨” 🤣🤣🤣
youre so pretty 💕
@@MoNehNeh17 awww thank you 😁
@@alli-claired.2667 it’s a bot
@@VortexBricks that ain’t no bot-
@@VortexBricks I don’t think there even is bots on UA-cam
"I am usually great at juggling balls" nearly dies from his ball
LOL
8:15 is when all hell brakes loose
“I hate it when my son’s head falls off”
Not something you would hear everyday
Just happened
Sweating intensifies as son lost his head again *
You'd be surprised
It is on this channel
If you watch gray it is
I thought I was early, 53 seconds *SOUNDS* early, I was severely wrong
Yes
I was 3 seconds and, FIRST COMMENT WAS ALREADY THERE...
Now you understand the futility of trying to be "first."
0:55 Was hilarious *FOR ME🤣*
Lands bottle perfectly upside down and his only reaction is “huh”. This is why we love you grey. Lol
also lands bottle on side and says omg
8:24 lololo my map
love you
2:38 makes me laugh so hard.
The sound Grey made😂😂
12:54 the violent shaking of the loud winning sound can't stop making me laugh XD😂🤣😆
"That's my secret, cap. I'm always hard." Quotes to be taken out of context
wasn't it ,,I'm always mad/angry", or what super hero said that?
teo999
I am a little disgusted that you even need to ask that question, but the answer is ”That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.” And it was said by Bruce Banner (Played by Mark Ruffalo) in the first Avengers movie from 2012.
@@mathiassvendsen9788 Oh I think you missunderstand. I know Hulk said that. What I actually asked was ,,didn't you mean I'm always angry", or what Superhero said ,,I'm always hard?" I should have said it that way, sorry for the missconceptions.
@@teo-kk7zk its because Gray himself said it
@@MordredStarfall So but did Gray quote a Superhero or did he ust say it?
The “Oh Piss!” Gets me every time 😂😂😂
OOhhh piss
Its more like oOoOoOoOooOoOooOOOOOOoH
It's like a damn vibrato
At 4:32 it was so funny that I Peed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
0:46 we didn’t need to know that
5:54 this made me laugh so hard
Da balloony
"I didn't have a neck when I was your age."
Ok boomer.
That cracks me up every time
@@nyooooooom just like a neck
Ok boomer, Reverse: Boomer ok
@@nyooooooom don't get the skylights who makes
-Steven Universe
5:49 made me die😂😂
I LOVE when he laughs sometimes because SOME OF HES LAUGH IS LIKE A DOG SAYING PIIIIIWY
jacksepticeye and markiplier: we have killed the most people in happy wheels
grey: oi, hold my beer of mental sadness
mark: shi-
Jack:0-0
Jack still did, especially billys
Gray actually said hold my bud lite and Florida shirt
Gray: *proceeds sacrifices child to glass level*
Jack and mark: “now that’s just evil”
0:40 I'm pretty sure this is a cry for help
It,s like mangles gender - y . e . s
12:12 grays laugh adds years to my life-
Grey's whole channel is him torturing himself for our enjoyment. Thank you for your sacrifice Grey.
My brain: quickly! Find something funny to comment!!! Me: uh uh uh how about early? Brain: f*ck
E X A C T L Y
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (along with mini gun noises)
12:55
THAT LOUD!!!
XD, I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that.
me too
Greece still plays quote of the year when you can make sure swords and balls make contact
“Do my balls have flowers on them, seriously?”
Love how that sounded...
Gray: alright little Suzy no don’t rip your arms off
Grays neighbours: WTF is going on over there
🤣
That same thing happened to me when gray said I hate when my sons head falls from and my neibours were like: huh!?
Nobody: Dogs at the vet: 2:56
0:50 2:33 when you are about to die but you are one of the main characters in anime
i like how gray said son of a BI- after he fall after he got to the jet fall
People: Minding their own business. Gray: I am once again asking for people to kill
6:59: Suzie wiggles her arms so beautifully that the developers gave her the victory
Close your eyes and listen to this part 0:27
🤨📸📸📸
4:20 thats my secret captain, im always hard. LMFAO
420 lmao
Gray :”Define hell ……,Good hell.”
Americans: “We feed out prisoners lard and fries.”
British people: “We feed our prisoners Fish and chips.”
Gray fans: “We feed our prisoners Fish and Piss.”
Normal people: “What prisoners?”
Gray fans: “Those who are not subbed to gray.”
I'm pretty sure that we have fish here in America don't just eat straight up lard.
Nah, it would be Bud light and cocaine.
@@bluishwolf u dont eat lard?
` Don’t forget the bath salts
@@bluishwolf fairly certain food in prisons is better than food in public schools
Gray: Go so slow
Gray 10 seconds later:BLOWN UP
"when I was your age, I didn't have a neck"
BOI YOU HAD ME ROLLING
Title
When you give gray a crossbow