@@mikeehinger6566 Seriously, who the hell owns the copyright and why aren’t they just as soon throwing it to the wind rather than admit to the embarrassment of having ever owned it? Why would they CARE?
I figured it was Disney for that recorder Star Wars theme. They'll hit you with a strike for just saying "Ewoks in the Forest of Endor" even if it's a reference to my junk.
Due to this being reuploaded, I shall again posit the following query: Exactly what drugs were the writers of this movie on when they came to the conclusion that, for this action movie starring a first-time actor with an undeniably legit background as a world-class martial artist, instead of copious action scenes to show off his talents and hide his limitations as a thespian, what it *_really_* needed was a pace so slow continental drift would angrily pass it on the highway and more phone calls than all 5 seasons of The Wire? And as a follow-up, where might I procure some?
Did anyone ever think Hollywood writers - the mass of them - ever made sense? They have been doing the OPPOSITE of writing good movies for the most parts, because "good" TAKES TIME ...
I would say early 2000s "even though not everyone likes The Matrix" but when it opened to hipster low energy culture of 2013. It fell flat on its face. And now the government and entertainment industry is actually run by it. Sure there is gold if you seek here and there. But its not nearly as good interms of massive mainstream entertainment value as before 2013. Hopefully people will have enough of low energy potheads, hopefully. And edgelords will rise up again!
Early 2000s pop culture was fun too. Loved the Star Wars prequels, Matrix films, Lord of the Rings films... Malcolm in the Middle.... I think a few years into 2010s we saw the unravelling of society. Seems like 2014 is where we started to see a lot of blatant insanity. And its just spiraled from there to where the world is today.
*"Tonny Tullenners dropped Chuck Norris"* *Steiner:* "that's a lie!" *Tonny:* "check the numbers" *Chuck:* "it's true....he must be some kind of genetic freak"
🤔 Laughing was the last thing on my mind, as the intensity of the drama and the rock-solid plot had me glued to the screen! I was so engrossed in each and every unpredictable plot twist, that I completely forgot about such things as laughter! This is surely THE BEST movie of all time, right up there with "Surf Nazis Must Die"! 😁
With Superhero movies going the way of the westerns we need an 80s action film renaissance but we all know Hollywood is too pc to bring those films back.
Don't give Hollywood any ideas. They will have those remakes starring 100 pound supermodels or butch ladies who for some unexplained phenomena can take on 200 to 300 pound dudes
14:03 Each phone ring. Me imagining coming from a casio keyboard sound effect. Illicit's great spontaneous laughter. The Razor cut is definitely the way to watch "The Scorpion."
Me: This Scorpion guy doesn't sound so tough. Razor: He dropped Chuck Norris three times in a fair fight. Me (Falls back in chair lays on floor with feet in the air.) I retract my last comment.
I just laughed for 33 minutes straight!!! My wife is calling to have me committed, she can't understand why I am laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 🤟🤟🤟🤟 God fuckin speed!!!
It is STUPID how many times i Love to Watch This Video..Razor should really do more of these old Action rip-off movies from the 70-80ties. Though Cinema Snob does that too
This movie looks like something Mystery Science Theater 3000 would riff on, and I would totally be there for it. However, Razor, you riffing on it is just as good.❤🦋💜 Love the Game of Thrones theme song......on the flute ffs.🤣
The 70's did have a suspiciously large number movies and TV shows with "Car approaches a parking spot" scenes. I'm sure there was a reason beyond needing to stretch the run time and cocaine, but I can't think of a good one.
I just watched Game of Death and even though that was cobbled together five years after Bruce Lee's death, and is pretty cheesy in parts, it's still a top film with a shit ton of great martial arts action. Imagine that, this piece of shit film is even beaten by a film starring a dead guy.
I cant anymore, my eyes are melting.. this shit is so bad Ryan Johnson asked the director for pointers for SW:TLJ. if it wasnt for Razor's commentary i wouldnt have gotten this far into it
I'm experiencing some serious déjà vu! I'm sure I've done this before... don't get me wrong; I'm into it. It's good to know that because of Razorfist this film won't be forever lost in time, like... tears in rain. (time to die)
Don't mess with Jeff Foxworthy
Movie? Awesome.
Review? Even better.
UA-cam? Shitheads.
Reupload? Hundredth time's the charm.
Am I going to watch it again? Hell yes.
Ok he did do this review before? I thought my deja vu was just out of control.
@@simplegarak You are not halucinating.
I don't know if the previous one got copyright strike but I saw that one thrice xP although this is not exactly the same.
@@ReinoldFZ
Who in the feckless hell would WANT to lay claim to this stinker of a copyright?!?!
Hotel? Trivago.
I've watched this already?
Dont care, watching again.
Thank you, I thought I was suffering from some severe deja Vu.
@@GhostLink92 It was probably © striked for the now skipping Scorpions intro.
@@mikeehinger6566
Seriously, who the hell owns the copyright and why aren’t they just as soon throwing it to the wind rather than admit to the embarrassment of having ever owned it? Why would they CARE?
I figured it was Disney for that recorder Star Wars theme. They'll hit you with a strike for just saying "Ewoks in the Forest of Endor" even if it's a reference to my junk.
Guy playing flute: absolutely no homoerotic undertones at all.
I think this movie would actually be worse somehow without it
At least it wasn't the skin-flute
@@josedorsaith5261 Low bar, dude.
It doesn’t help it was almost skin tone
"Can you hit the lights "
*smashing sound *
"Can you kill the projector "
*gun shot noise *
That's some Naked Gun sound editing there.
That was my favourite part.
I'm pretty sure i'm returning my copy of The Scorpion, and demanding the remake with Razor's voice over.
Due to this being reuploaded, I shall again posit the following query:
Exactly what drugs were the writers of this movie on when they came to the conclusion that, for this action movie starring a first-time actor with an undeniably legit background as a world-class martial artist, instead of copious action scenes to show off his talents and hide his limitations as a thespian, what it *_really_* needed was a pace so slow continental drift would angrily pass it on the highway and more phone calls than all 5 seasons of The Wire? And as a follow-up, where might I procure some?
tank god its a reupload,i thought i m in time loop again.
@@sasavulic1236 you are still in the time loop
@@FirstSpaceLord o my god not this again.
@@FirstSpaceLord shit....
Did anyone ever think Hollywood writers - the mass of them - ever made sense? They have been doing the OPPOSITE of writing good movies for the most parts, because "good" TAKES TIME ...
The 80's was the last great decade for American pop culture, although the 90's did have its moments.
I would say early 2000s "even though not everyone likes The Matrix" but when it opened to hipster low energy culture of 2013. It fell flat on its face. And now the government and entertainment industry is actually run by it. Sure there is gold if you seek here and there. But its not nearly as good interms of massive mainstream entertainment value as before 2013. Hopefully people will have enough of low energy potheads, hopefully. And edgelords will rise up again!
Early 2000s pop culture was fun too. Loved the Star Wars prequels, Matrix films, Lord of the Rings films... Malcolm in the Middle.... I think a few years into 2010s we saw the unravelling of society. Seems like 2014 is where we started to see a lot of blatant insanity. And its just spiraled from there to where the world is today.
The only moments the 90s had hung on past the 80s.
Yep the 90s had shitty politics but great sports and some great bands like Alice in Chains,Pantera,Stone Temple Pilots and some classic films too.
And Urkele
“That’s some nice flutin boy.”
The mid 70s to 80s really were a golden age of action movies
Weren't those decades the golden age of *everything*?
@@MecanicalEnd yes
@@MecanicalEnd not gaming 😎
This is one of the funniest movie reviews I've even watched. I was on the phone the entire time. Oh wait. I need to make a phone call.
*"Tonny Tullenners dropped Chuck Norris"*
*Steiner:* "that's a lie!"
*Tonny:* "check the numbers"
*Chuck:* "it's true....he must be some kind of genetic freak"
Tell me more about genetic freaks.
@@Rezec75 see: Scott Steiner.
I know this is a reupload but damn it! The phone action on this movie makes a tele marketer blush watching this a second time is pure gold
So glad to see this back on UA-cam. I had to go to Bitchute to find the episode to show it to friends a few weeks ago.
And I thought this episode is a fever dream, glad to known that I am sane and youtube is beong youtube again.
It kept getting pulled for copyright, apparently. It stayed up on Bitchute, though.
I not sure what beong is but I bet youtube could fucking do it.
Beong? What is that?
Who is copywriting this?
@@asher8754 The guy playing the flute.
The lights and killing projector jokes are so damn on point. And so subtle. God. Your channel.
Razor’s comments were hitting so hard, fast, and on point, I thought I was in a fight with Mike Tyson in his prime. Funny as hell. God F’ng Speed!
Not even 5 minutes in and nearly choked laughing so hard 🤣
I had to stop listening. I was walking the beach with earphones in and families enjoying the sun thought I was having a fit.
Razor is always way too funny
🤔 Laughing was the last thing on my mind, as the intensity of the drama and the rock-solid plot had me glued to the screen! I was so engrossed in each and every unpredictable plot twist, that I completely forgot about such things as laughter! This is surely THE BEST movie of all time, right up there with "Surf Nazis Must Die"! 😁
@@HighlanderNorth1 I'd give you 2 likes for that if I could 😂
We need more of this content. Keep it coming.
The AI in this movie is indeed programmed by Kojima.
RIP in peace flute dude.
Glad to see you Re-Publish this one.
"The peel...the curl..."
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I hear that's a delicacy in the middle east......LMFAO!
"It's hard dying. So feminist"
With Superhero movies going the way of the westerns we need an 80s action film renaissance but we all know Hollywood is too pc to bring those films back.
Don't give Hollywood any ideas. They will have those remakes starring 100 pound supermodels or butch ladies who for some unexplained phenomena can take on 200 to 300 pound dudes
California was conservative back then wasnt it? Til 90s hit it
Thanks to Reagan's amnesty bill, California has been blue ever since.
@@jonathanmulondo9206 Yeah I know that.
@@EmergencyChannel I'm pretty sure there's more reasons than that.
Daughter and I had some quality family time watching this. Thank you.
This was a fun Rageholic Cinema, great job on the editing/joke Terran.
Thanks to both of you.
08:34 I forgot how much I loved that sound effect.
I hope you keep making these, mate. Theyre brilliant
I'd love to see Razorfist do a series like Sleazy Pictures After Dark (basically Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with way shittier movies)
We ought to petition Redlettermedia to have him guest star on Best of the Worst.
@@MagpieDynamics not going to happen, their politics would get in the way
@@motherurck7542 not if its al gore's movie. Fucking oooaaaffff.
How about the original Night of the Demons
@@motherurck7542 that guy has not been seen since his Twitter rant
a rageaholic cinema? on my birthday?
you spoil me razorfist team.
Even your biting commentary can’t save this. Moving on.
Thank you very much for taking the hit for the team in watching/reviewing this dreck...... :-P
Movie reviews are back in force, I see. Wondermous.
It's back!!! One of the best edited Razor vids!
I love obscure action movies from the 70s and 80s.
14:03 Each phone ring. Me imagining coming from a casio keyboard sound effect.
Illicit's great spontaneous laughter.
The Razor cut is definitely the way to watch "The Scorpion."
I've watched this video three times now and I keep coming back fo--
Hold on, the phone's ringing.
Scorpions were always known for their phoning abilities.
Tony Tulleners has the raw animal charisma of a Chia Pet.
Do they pay this man with quarters? They must with this many phone calls.
10:25
.."they wanted to kill him"
.."Why???"
The answer should have been..
.."so he would be dead" 😂
That's a WEAPONS-grade moustache there, though
‘I just like to be present when things die.’🤣
That was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Oh shit, it’s back!
Me: This Scorpion guy doesn't sound so tough.
Razor: He dropped Chuck Norris three times in a fair fight.
Me (Falls back in chair lays on floor with feet in the air.) I retract my last comment.
the comment is still here.....
Never judge a tough guy in early 80s in short shorts.
*loud synth sting in the distance*
Competitive karate isnt a fight
I just laughed for 33 minutes straight!!!
My wife is calling to have me committed, she can't understand why I am laughing so hard!
😂😂😂😂
🤟🤟🤟🤟 God fuckin speed!!!
Razor thank you so much for this one I needed the laughs badly and you never disappoint. PLEASE DO THE OCTAGON!!!!
I came for the karate. I stayed for the badass recorder solo.
Thank you for bringing this classic back.
It is STUPID how many times i Love to Watch This Video..Razor should really do more of these old Action rip-off movies from the 70-80ties.
Though Cinema Snob does that too
You should do more of these “mystery science theatre” type shows. Not even being sarcastic I had some damn good laughs, thanks
Almost choked when we hear "line...", perfect.
I remember this one, and not with fondness. Perfect film to rip on. Thank you!
I almost spewed a mouth full of water all over my desk when that "hit the lights" sound effect played.
Phones answered! Cars parked! Mustaches grown! All this and more in the amazing adventures of the... Scorpion?
This was probably one of the finest movie reviews I've seen in a long time. Several times, I found myself yelling "pssst!! ACT!" ala Strange Brew
This guys acting ability make Chuck Norris look like Sidney Poitier
"Bill, will you kill that projector? '
*GUNSHOT
*GOAT DIES
Then I died of laughter.
New RAGEAHOLIC CINEMA?!?!??!
it must be my birthday. Wait... it's a rerun. :-(
PLEASE GIVE US SOME NEW ONES!!
I would like to see him do one for the Kick Assery that is The Delta Force and Lone Wolf McQuade.
This movie looks like something Mystery Science Theater 3000 would riff on, and I would totally be there for it. However, Razor, you riffing on it is just as good.❤🦋💜 Love the Game of Thrones theme song......on the flute ffs.🤣
I was wondering what happened to this review
he said YT took it down without explanation, also said it claimed he did it
@@berserkshirtbear1271 of course they did. Thanks
@@williamcorey4700 np
I haven't laughed this hard in years! Thanks RazörFist!!!
That's some great editing 👍 had me screaming with laughter.
The phone deserved all that screen time being the best actor in this movie
Im so glad you reuploaded this! Its worth its weight in gold!
Razor...we need more *Rageaholic Cinema.*
Yes!!! A new installment of Rageaholic Cinema!!!
Pretty sure it's a reupload
The man crashing through the glass doors, followed by the wheelchair guy, had me dying 😂😂😂
THIS MOVIE ONLY EVER EXISTED SO THAT THIS REVIEW COULD BE MADE.
I'M NOT RAZORFIST, GODFUCKINGSPEED!
God Bless your way with words, Razor.
That shits hysterical. Man your good.
The 70's did have a suspiciously large number movies and TV shows with "Car approaches a parking spot" scenes. I'm sure there was a reason beyond needing to stretch the run time and cocaine, but I can't think of a good one.
This is a masterpiece!!!!
Its a good day when Razör posts
A new rageaholic Cinema!? today is good
"Roof Nazis!" "Aaaww, vandalism." Stop it already Razor! My heart can't take any more pun. XD
I just watched Game of Death and even though that was cobbled together five years after Bruce Lee's death, and is pretty cheesy in parts, it's still a top film with a shit ton of great martial arts action. Imagine that, this piece of shit film is even beaten by a film starring a dead guy.
One of my favourite Martial arts movie
Oh jeez I literally started laughing uncontrollably when you did the kojima bit to game of thrones flute song. Well played.
I'd swear "flute guy" was in magnum P I's pilot episode(Don't eat the snow in hawaii) as magnum's naval buddy who dies.
Update: Yep same actor.
Scorpion is now being done by Marvel only the agent's name is called Stephanie Woods.
Bruh, that Guilty Gears reference! "Heaven or Hell. Let's Rock!"
You really need to do more of these... I haven't laughed this much in weeks.
Probably the greatest movie ever made.
Damn, what shorts 😫 They'll haunt me forever
Ears and Noses will be the Trophies of the Day.
Escaped from the UA-cam memory hole, The Scorpio Review has.
I cant anymore, my eyes are melting.. this shit is so bad Ryan Johnson asked the director for pointers for SW:TLJ. if it wasnt for Razor's commentary i wouldnt have gotten this far into it
Nice to see Spoony finally upload a video.
No Bernie Joke? That TCA guy is the spitting image, sounds like him to.
pretty sure this is a reupload, but it's nice to see again. Recently rewatched the older vids such as Cobra, Deathwish movies, and Dirty Harry movies.
Hell yeah, I just left a comment on a different video, hoping this would be reuploaded. Most excellent
The energy and enthusiasm in this review is magnificent
Glad to see this series making a comeback 👍🏾👊🏾🔥
I thought I was going nuts when I saw this pop up as a new video. Then I realized I was watching a review for Scorpion again and confirmed it.
I was also initially confused, but I'm not disappointed.
Razorfist always catches me off guard with his wisecracks. What I wouldn’t give to be half as funny.
Great video very funny sadly I watched it at work on my phone and there were more adds than Scorpion had phone calls!
That parkade was so grungy, it made Highlander proud (which seems apt for this movie)
Glad to see this back up
You rock, Razorfist.
Return of the king
I'm experiencing some serious déjà vu! I'm sure I've done this before... don't get me wrong; I'm into it.
It's good to know that because of Razorfist this film won't be forever lost in time, like... tears in rain. (time to die)
9:11 I didn't know Zamfir was in this!
13:37 Glad to see that William Katt is still working.