Vergil: Hey I didn’t know I had a son, then I was a mundus puppet, then I was a PTSD zombie, then I split myself and didn’t actually exist. Your parents knew you were born and were still alive and at least one of them actively hated you.
"w o m a n" "w e n c h" Theres no exaggeration to it. He doesn't raise his voice, in fact, it feels lower. There's no bass boost, reverb, echo or making the audio louder. The audio quality just goes down a notch and the image included makes it so fucking funny.
@@thefull9746 I figured wench was not really a bad thing. Then I searched it up and while it does mostly mean young girl like I thought I saw one of the definitions as prostitute and I was like oops lol. I used to spam wench lol.
Dante: "Bro, you worked with her old man. Not a candidate for father for the year, for sure. Though he'd have won the most annoying clown contest if we didn't cap him with that-" Vergil: "Jackpot. Yes, Dante. I killed him too." Lady: "Can we stop talking about the asshole of my dead father? Or Jackpot of all things?!?!?"
@Pablo Tomás Llodrá Vergil: "Wait... then who was that Mary girl that was with you Dante?" Dante: 0_o Lady: ". . . I really hope that Nero doesn't take too much after you two."
@@OmegaSamurai64Vergil: Wait you’re Mary? Lady: Yeah dumbass. I changed my name in rebellion to my asshole fath- Vergil: I just didn’t expect you to look the same way you did 20 years ago and wearing the exact same outfit. I literally had to kill myself and be reborn to look like this and I still changed my shirt and jacket. And you called me a demon. Lady: Touché
to all the new viewers-- ill be making more DMC skits in the future and probably yakuza ones!! ;; sorry for most my content being chainsaw man at the moment lol
Oh man, I love how Lady is in this, she’s always been one of my favorite characters, she was super funny in this, hope to see more characters in the future, like Kyrie or Nico, maybe even Morrison
The fact that they both come to the conclusion of "let's just fight" without even insulting the immediate decision of violence is just...I laughed a little too hard at it. Again-
The part where they started discussing how Dante yells "jackpot" had me laughing) It gives off some good vibe too: when homies make fun of each other's quirks, while actually not judging.
After the Uno one, This was literally the best UA-cam notification I ever received Also, it never fails to put a smile on my face to see Vergil make a good move and 'Bury the Light' starts to play, as he smiles.
Dante is the type to say "Jackpot" when he goes to a store, takes an item from the shelf, pays for it, and gets to take it home with him with no hassle. (Also getting an Extra Chicken Nugget is absolutely an acceptable situation to say "Jackpot" in.)
Lady:"Dante's the type of guy to yell Jackpot when the light turns green." Nero:"Dante's the type of guy to yell Jackpot when making a shitty move in Connect Four." Dante:"Christ, just fuck already."
You got the touch You got the power After all is said and done You've never walked, you've never run, You're a winner You got the moves, you know the streets Break the rules, take the heat You're nobody's fool You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough You got the touch You got the power When all hell's breakin' loose You'll be riding the eye of the storm You got the heart You got the motion You know that when things get too tough You got the touch You never bend, you never break You seem to know just what it takes You're a fighter It's in the blood, it's in the will It's in the mighty hands of steel When you're standin' your ground And you never get hit when your back's to the wall Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all You got the touch You got the power When all hell's breakin' loose You'll be riding the eye of the storm You got the heart You got the motion You know that when things get too tough You got the touch You're fightin' fire with fire You know you got the touch You're at your best when when the road gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough You got the touch You got the power You got the touch You got the power!
i liked the part where she ladied all over the place.
I have nothing to add but i wish to reply to this gorgeous comment
I cannot believe Mothballs is now officially canon in the RG33 cinematic universe
@@astanopasta
Same over here
Sometimes it's just perfection
I have nothing to add but i wish to copy and paste this gorgeous comment
Dante is the type of guy to Yell Jack Pot when he is on a comedy show for yelling Jack pot while LOSING IN UNO
Dante is the type of person to let Vergil get a connect 5 somehow
Bro💀
I've literally done that before.
It's the funniest thing when it happens.
@@lesom06 you guys still play connect even after someone won? Neat
@@rossgabriel8881 You get two pairs of two separated by one slot, then fill that one slot.
Connecting five in one move.
And then say jackpot
Dante's the type of guy to yell "jackpot" when he finishes showering💀
I like that
Dante is the type of guy to yell jackpot when could only breath trough one nostril
nah when the shower gets warm 💀
@@ghosttoast4045
He say jackpot when the traffic light turn red before he can pass 💀
He's the type to say jackpot when he gets a king size bar during trick or treating in a neighborhood that always gives king sizes
Vergil just calling Lady "W O M A N" caught me off guard
_W E N C H_
In character too lol
Or calling her "W E N C H"
*WOMAN* 🗿
Or calling her "L A D Y"
oh wait thats her name
Dante the kinda guy to say “jackpot” when he finds a dollar in his pocket that he just put in
I do say jackpot when I find forgotten loose change and dollars after washing and drying laundry.
Dante the type of guy to say jackpot when he smells a cartoon pie
@@shockwaveexp3465 that's just relatable. People do leave some coins in their pockets sometimes
@@magatsuno-imouto7661 you know the feeling when you put on your winter jacket and find a $10 bill in the pocket
@@magatsuno-imouto7661 It was probably mine once upon a time, but I just treat it as ADDITIONAL income.
1:00 “let him play by himself”
Man really said “let him cook, I want to see how bad it comes out”
Ironic considering the cooking show
@@fantasyshadows3207What cooking show....
@@johnins0mnia584*the* cooking show, Devil May Cook.
@@johnins0mnia584 you don't know about devil may cook?? The modt famous TV show of all time? Man did you even have a childhood?
Dante being mischievously happy, while still being bullied is very in character lmao
brotherly love am i right.
Bro alt dmcv lore
Dante is most definitely a bottom when it comes to his one night stands
And it makes me happy as well :)
@@alchemistofsteel8099 The fuck-
Vergil: "You're named Lady? Your parents must've hated you"
Lady: "Y'know, you also not an example of good parent"
Vergil: Hey I didn’t know I had a son, then I was a mundus puppet, then I was a PTSD zombie, then I split myself and didn’t actually exist. Your parents knew you were born and were still alive and at least one of them actively hated you.
Lady: ...I have nothing to say in counter.
Her actual name is mary ann (im not kidding))😭
@@PUKPRIESTS.Yeah Dante named her Lady in 3.
@@mihajlojovanovic7314 I know but mary ann is such a silly name wtf was arkham smoking😭
Dante is the type of guy to yell jackpot when he makes poor financial decisions
Vergil: Dante yells jackpot when he gets all the piss in the toilet bowl.
He is also the guy to yell jackpot when pointing a gun at a blob
Dante is the type of guy to say jackpot when he stubs his toe
Dante is the type of guy to yell jackpot when he has 10 cards in Uno when his opponent has 1
* sells motorcycle chainsaw hybrid weapon for one week's worth of pizza that'll rot eventually*
"Jackpot"
"w o m a n"
"w e n c h"
Theres no exaggeration to it. He doesn't raise his voice, in fact, it feels lower. There's no bass boost, reverb, echo or making the audio louder.
The audio quality just goes down a notch and the image included makes it so fucking funny.
Vergil calling lady "WENCH" got me rolling on the floor
Woman
She does dress a part
It was so uncalled for after he complimented her💀💀💀💀
@@thefull9746 that's why is so funny 😂
I thought he was finally showing some warmth but nope, that's the vergil we all know so well.
@@thefull9746 I figured wench was not really a bad thing. Then I searched it up and while it does mostly mean young girl like I thought I saw one of the definitions as prostitute and I was like oops lol. I used to spam wench lol.
Dante is the kind of guy that would win the lottery and say “This has to be my lucky day”
I would too, tbf
*won twice in a row "This just keeps getting better and better".
Is that unreasonable?
This lottos gettin crazy!
@@ProjectXsentlooks like my kind of rain
Dante is the type of guy to pull his wallet out and say jackpot with no money.
Still better than no wallet
That sounds hilarious.
I’ll need to put it on my bucket list.
The one PIECE
Virgil calmly calling Lady "Wench" is why I come back to this so much 😂😂😂
Me too
Dante is the type to lose a game of rock, paper, scissors despite going after he saw what Vergil picked.
And yell jackpot afterwards
@@mvant83 lebih
Dante the type of guy to say jackpot when he buys something
Dante is the type to yell jackpot when an enemy drops 1 more red orb than usual
Can we talk about how Vergil treats Lady like normal sibling unlike to Dante? To Lady, he’s like a normal big brother with respect, to Dante, a rival.
Well, they're twins, i guess thats the reason he wants to demostrate he's better than him
Also, they all met in dmc 3, so it makes sense, Vergil saw lady get beaten by Arkham, so I guess they can’t hate each other that much
Fighting each other is only memories they had since they were kids
Men have right to call women "women"
@@fosnowtrooper1689
Knock knock, Vergil.
Vergil is so calmingly disrespectful to dante and thats why hes the best brother
Vergil: "Your parents must have hated you."
Lady: "Well... your half right."
Dante: "Bro, you worked with her old man. Not a candidate for father for the year, for sure. Though he'd have won the most annoying clown contest if we didn't cap him with that-"
Vergil: "Jackpot. Yes, Dante. I killed him too."
Lady: "Can we stop talking about the asshole of my dead father? Or Jackpot of all things?!?!?"
@Pablo Tomás Llodrá
Vergil: "Wait... then who was that Mary girl that was with you Dante?"
Dante: 0_o
Lady: ". . . I really hope that Nero doesn't take too much after you two."
@@OmegaSamurai64Vergil: Wait you’re Mary?
Lady: Yeah dumbass. I changed my name in rebellion to my asshole fath-
Vergil: I just didn’t expect you to look the same way you did 20 years ago and wearing the exact same outfit. I literally had to kill myself and be reborn to look like this and I still changed my shirt and jacket. And you called me a demon.
Lady: Touché
@OmegaSamurai64 Dante: Well, ya see, we have an anime, and in that anime, I took in this kid-
@@imakecrappyvideos9360
Vergil; "So you took in Nero as a kid?"
1:48 Not sure whats more hilarious, the fact he just roasted Dante or the smug look on his face after he said it
I love how it just turned into a Dante roasting competition halfway through.
3:04 got me dead 💀
to all the new viewers-- ill be making more DMC skits in the future and probably yakuza ones!! ;;
sorry for most my content being chainsaw man at the moment lol
I would love to see yakuza skits!
YAKUZA SKITS LETSGOOO~
I'm early.
JACKPOT
W content 🗿
Bury the Light menacingly playing when Vergil knows he’s gonna win always gets me.
Never thought I’d watch Dante and Vergil play board games but i’m all for it
Maybe one day Dante will win
Edit: BREAKING NEWS
DANTE WON ‼️
Nah fam, whenever Bury the Light starts playing, you know it's a wrap.
He'll win...in Yugioh...with an FTK.
@@trulymrword dante is the type of guy to yell jackpot first turn and then show his full exodia, EVERY TIME he plays an exodia deck
He don't got motivation
@@maninhu9837 I don't even understand what u said
This hurts so much because this exact scenario happened to me unironically and now my friends never let me forget about it 😭
God I love the Vergil VA. Bro is having a blast voicing these, I can tell. 😂
Lady has more character in this video than the entire DMC 5 story
Dante is the type who says “jackpot”when he nuts
Reason why he don't have kids
ok but to be fair when you... slowly move and close the distant... you whisper to their ear... "jackpot" is a wild experience.
@@royce536 🤨
*Into a woman.
Lol
Me in December right here, everyone
I love how I've never even played the games but my surface level knowledge of the memes and characters still makes this hilarious
Oh man, I love how Lady is in this, she’s always been one of my favorite characters, she was super funny in this, hope to see more characters in the future, like Kyrie or Nico, maybe even Morrison
I really hope they can find a better joke for Kyrie than just saying Nero, but that might still be funny knowing this channel.
Maybe he can try writing Arkham.
@@luciferyeet5524 Kyrie as a tired mom of two, having to parent their adopted kids alone since Nero has been on the road fighting demons for so long
Mundus
I have rewatched this so many times and I still can’t get over low quality Vergil saying “W O M A N” or “W E N C H.”
The fact that they both come to the conclusion of "let's just fight" without even insulting the immediate decision of violence is just...I laughed a little too hard at it. Again-
Peace was never an option
Peace was an option...
But the brothers decided to ignore that option.
@@lost_to_time.
THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
epic guitar solo plays
I like the idea of Dante genuinely trying to have fun with Virgil
Props for Lady's VA,
She Sounds so Natural voicing Her 😌
Vergil Gossiping with his Sister in Law is my favourite thing
1:32
Wait, Dante and Lady?
Damn they both teaming up to roast Dante got me on the ground
*Looks like Jackpot issue*
bro got 325 likes but no comments 💀💀
now you got 2 comments
Sounds like a skill pot to me.
1:22 Dante crying inside because he sucks in games and connect four
Dante after seeing a nearly empty tissue roll in the bathroom after taking the nastiest dump: J A C K P O T
"Let him play by himself, woman." - le chad Vergil
"What the hell is this?"
"Foolishness Dante, Foolishness.. Now i win!"
":3"
biggest comeback in history of devil may crying
Crying
Devil may cry from crippling depression
I like how when Vergil makes his winning move Bury the Light starts playing
I LOVE Vergil’s VA 😂
YEEAAAHH
THANK YOU !!
@@Ailo_thatguy you are a walking W that vergil voice is amazing
@@Ailo_thatguy bro your vergil voice fits so well
It's perfect.
@@Ailo_thatguy ❤️
@@Ailo_thatguy yoo hey vergil!!
0:54 Conncet four
Your DMC5 skits are really just Sparda twins being brothers for 3 minutes and 30something seconds and I'm living for it
The part where they started discussing how Dante yells "jackpot" had me laughing) It gives off some good vibe too: when homies make fun of each other's quirks, while actually not judging.
i love how they end all with a fight lmao
Out of all the content on this channel this gotta be my favorite, but they are all great
It would be excited to see them playing chess, I wanna see Dante got checkmate in four move 💀
Or maybe just like xqc vs moist chess game
Or fools mate
Vergil: You're named 'Lady'? Your parents must've hated you
Lady: Well, one of them did-
Vergil refers to Lady as woman, and Lady says she has a name… and yet Lady and woman can arguably be synonyms. Genius. Fucking genius.
2:42 wasn't dante who chose lady's name though? in dmc3 she said "just call me whatever you want" and dante said "whatever, lady"
Well, maybe she meant she choised people to call her lady but Dante is the one who come up with it?
Thats why he calls her that in the dmc3 but she is the one who decides to make it her name after killing her father.
@@dr.kluglich ok true
Still better then virgin
After the Uno one, This was literally the best UA-cam notification I ever received
Also, it never fails to put a smile on my face to see Vergil make a good move and 'Bury the Light' starts to play, as he smiles.
Should honestly do more dmc skits, they’ve all been hilarious
A DMC series where Dante and Vergil just play board games is something I’m 100% on board with.
**Hahhhhh !!!*
Dante is the type of person to say Jackpot, when thrusting.
The bullying part got me dead, those interactions are gold
Need more of this. They're such a good comedy duo.
Please make more of these the characters are so spot on this shit could be canon
Dante is the type of guy that yells jackpot when he gets window seat on a plane
i love the little connection lady and vergil had while roasting dante lmao
Dante is the type to say "Jackpot" when he goes to a store, takes an item from the shelf, pays for it, and gets to take it home with him with no hassle.
(Also getting an Extra Chicken Nugget is absolutely an acceptable situation to say "Jackpot" in.)
1:04 without a doubt one of the most beautiful things I ever laid eyes upon
Honorable mention: 2:12
Dante is the kind of person to yell "Jackpot!" When he gets a crit in TF2
“What the hell is this?”
“Foolishness, Dante. *Foolishness”*
Can we talk about how good the voice acting is?
Lmao out of everything Vergil's voice is the funniest
This was so much better then expected, i started DYING when he called Lady a wench
Ok, getting an extra chicken nugget is a certified Jackpot moment
If Vergil and Lady actually had an interaction in game, I feel like they’d have a very complicated relationship
Technically they tried to kill each other in the third game, and that was their only prior interaction
please do more i dont think i smiled this much in a while lol this better be cannon
Why do these guys look legitimately fun to vibe with? 😂
I am the storm that is connecting four
we now need Dante and Vergil playing Sorry! with Trish as a spectator, we gotta have the whole crew watch the brotherly antics.
2:50 I just lost The Game.
Bro i fricken love these so much,THE AMOUNT OF LAUGHING I DO FROM SOMETHING SO SIMPLE
Bro the defeated "What the hell is this?" LMAO
"Next time, try battleship, Dante. You've got experience sinking things, like yourself in debt, or pizza."
-Big bro V
If there's a DMC 6 we absolutely need to see Vergil just....trying to vibe with the rest of the crew.
Amazing voice acting and audio quality for lady's VA, excellent job
3 videos in one day, man, you guys've outdone yourself! Now I get 3x the silly goofy enjoyment in one day.
2:00
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! OHMYGOOOOOOOD😂😂😂😂
2:57 I laughed as fuck
“Let’s just fight”
“Try and keep up”
*sigh* “seriously”
“HAAAAAA-“
I laughed, not just on the inside. Truly a masterpiece of modern comedy
Dante is the type of guy to yell jackpot after he plays the worst fucking move in chess which allow his opponent to defeat him in just 3 moves💀
Lady:"Dante's the type of guy to yell Jackpot when the light turns green."
Nero:"Dante's the type of guy to yell Jackpot when making a shitty move in Connect Four."
Dante:"Christ, just fuck already."
From having female VA to literally hiring the only female VA solid JJ have PROGRESS
shared cinematic universe
I love this “dante and Vergil play board games” series
Even better when you remember Dante was never good at gambling. Example, literally the anime.
“W O M A N”
“I’ve got a name you know!”
That name being L A D Y
Dante is the kind of guy to say "Jackpot" every time he orders groceries at Smart & Final or at Costco...
This is where the fun begins.
Dante is the type of guy to say jackpot when a pie smells good
and floats through the air with air raid
Lady's voice fits her a lot.
Actually, all the VA's fit the characters.
"Stay out of this, Woman"
"Ive got a name, you know."
"Stay out of this, Lady"
"Thanks"
You got the touch
You got the power
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
You got the touch
You got the power!
Dante the type of guy to say "jackpot" when theres 1 dollar in his bank account
why are these so entertaining
bro dont diss chicken nuggets, getting an extra one *is* a jackpot moment