TURBO GRAFX MINI MELTDOWN!! KONAMI BLEW IT!!

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  • @kennylauderdale_en
    @kennylauderdale_en 5 років тому +8

    21:05 "You can't FIND that kind of boredom anymore"
    That's a fantastic quote.

  • @robdiehl239
    @robdiehl239 5 років тому +10

    Jesus, dude. This video made me subscribe to your channel and I’ve been laughing my ass off at your videos for the past 3 days. Your comedy tangents make me think you’d do well at stand-up comedy. You oughta give it some consideration. Your delivery is seriously on point and you have tons of hilarious stories.

  • @warrklownn1
    @warrklownn1 5 років тому +73

    Lol..Hands down the best Pc Engine discussion ever had...Bithead1000 blew a stack on this one I love it...People support the man on Patreon...Real people like this are a dying breed..

    • @samlepirate4845
      @samlepirate4845 5 років тому +1

      actually, retards are everything but a dying breed

    • @nickjohnson2726
      @nickjohnson2726 5 років тому +3

      He’s just saying what all you conformist losers still think you shouldn’t question obvious stupid delicious

    • @604fK
      @604fK 5 років тому

      @@nickjohnson2726 Thank you.

  • @zombee38
    @zombee38 5 років тому +176

    " I don't speak CHINESE! " lol

    • @anonymoususer6774
      @anonymoususer6774 5 років тому +7

      😁

    • @NESADDICT
      @NESADDICT 5 років тому +18

      zombee38 best part! Then silence and a sip of coffee

    • @bozolozo21
      @bozolozo21 5 років тому +8

      🤣😂😆

    • @dmace81
      @dmace81 5 років тому +12

      Pretty sure he meant Japanese. lol

    • @BigHilm
      @BigHilm 5 років тому +5

      With about a minute silence.......

  • @Steve_UK77
    @Steve_UK77 2 роки тому +1

    This video should be protected by law as a historic treasure. Its my favourite Bithead video by miles and one of the best YT videos I've ever seen.

  • @swissrollrpg3412
    @swissrollrpg3412 5 років тому +25

    This is a man who has been screwed by Konami again and again over the years who just finally can't take it anymore. I feel you dude.

  • @HowlingMoonCinemas
    @HowlingMoonCinemas 5 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the best, funniest episodes I've seen you do 😂.

  • @floatingshoppinglist5193
    @floatingshoppinglist5193 Рік тому +2

    the episode that drew in so many Godbless you Bithead1000 keep uploading we love you! HCG sent me 4 years ago to this vid.

  • @biffy9536
    @biffy9536 5 років тому +48

    tbh I'm glad they did it this way, just for this epic rant.

  • @OfficialCesarValdez
    @OfficialCesarValdez 9 місяців тому +1

    I love this! This is peak BitHead1000!

  • @TattedCollector
    @TattedCollector 5 років тому +43

    I'm just sitting here like the Michael Jackson Popcorn Eating GIF. This is great!!

  • @MSMCanada
    @MSMCanada 5 років тому +35

    I'm here thanks to Happy Console Gamer and I'm enjoying every second of this video! Thank you for being our voice!

  • @rocksolid72
    @rocksolid72 5 років тому +19

    Happy Console Gamer brought me here... worth it, subbed

  • @Septer_Sever
    @Septer_Sever 5 років тому +58

    Japanese customers are gonna be pretty pissed when they release the Chinese version of Snatcher.

    • @josephjones7828
      @josephjones7828 5 років тому +10

      Well, at least we'll all be universally unhappy.

    • @warrklownn1
      @warrklownn1 5 років тому +2

      Rofl....lol....lol

    • @BluBoulzor
      @BluBoulzor 5 років тому +2

      There's no difference between chinese and japanese.

    • @ThisIDig
      @ThisIDig 5 років тому +3

      This comment gives me hope for the future

  • @aaronreid8375
    @aaronreid8375 5 років тому +10

    I love how carefully BitHead taped the marker to the broom and then just beat the shit out out of the hanging paper.

  • @mus247365
    @mus247365 5 років тому +27

    I really hope someone at Konomi is watching this 😂🙏

    • @JEDI-2373
      @JEDI-2373 5 років тому +1

      That's what I was thinking.

  • @gesca87
    @gesca87 5 років тому +4

    2.59 I was drinking a glass of water and threw up everything on the ground. Thanks mate.

  • @Jliving8008
    @Jliving8008 2 роки тому +2

    “I don’t speak Chinese!!”……12 minutes pause. 😂😂😂

  • @joshuaekstedt1810
    @joshuaekstedt1810 5 років тому +27

    BitHead1000!!!! You just got a huge, and very well deserved shout out from the Happy Console Gamer concerning your passion for the pc engine and tg16!!!! He was wearing your shirt and really saying some true and great things!! Congrats!

    • @francistein
      @francistein 5 років тому +6

      HCG gang here!

    • @BitHead1000
      @BitHead1000  5 років тому +5

      Welcome!

    • @BitHead1000
      @BitHead1000  5 років тому +13

      That was really cool... and I’m glad it happened now with all the excitement of the TG-16. John is one of the founding fathers... I’m honored.

    • @joshuaekstedt1810
      @joshuaekstedt1810 5 років тому +3

      @@BitHead1000 for sure! You and Johnny are definitely my top two favorite gaming channels period!

    • @b.o.353
      @b.o.353 5 років тому +1

      Joshua Ekstedt it’s how I found him. So happy I did.

  • @Southpoint2019
    @Southpoint2019 5 років тому +3

    3:00 - 3:42 is the most golden bithead1000 moment to date

  • @JeffYPbPr
    @JeffYPbPr 5 років тому +17

    I love it. You can tell this isn't for show. He is straight fucking pissed Haha. Happy console gamer brought me here. Suuubbbeed.

    • @BitHead1000
      @BitHead1000  5 років тому +6

      Awesome! John is the best!

  • @maxabeles
    @maxabeles 5 років тому +3

    Hats off, spoken like a true Ambassador. Probably the only man to use the word pageantry in regards to a Turbo Grafix shooter game. Hats off...

  • @retrogenerationx7332
    @retrogenerationx7332 4 роки тому +3

    After the 100+ times I've watched this because I love your take on it, I just realized you spelled Konami wrong.

  • @ggary04
    @ggary04 5 років тому +7

    OMFG 🤣🤣🤣 First video of yours I’ve ever seen. Never played a Turbo nor have I invested in a “Mini” since I have those consoles and most of the games but I have a feeling I’ll pick this one up just to download the full library on it. Subbed👍

  • @Kranekick1985
    @Kranekick1985 5 років тому +14

    The ending was the best.😂😂😂 had to re-watch it again.

  • @theeryan6097
    @theeryan6097 5 років тому +3

    Here from HCG, show great vid! Will be modding the console for sure

  • @zugg5515
    @zugg5515 5 років тому +5

    Just supported you on Patreon and then BAM! your vid pops up 2min later.
    Great vid as always.
    Was hoping Tasujin, Image fight and Nexzr would've made it on there and Gates of Thunder should of been a lock.
    In Bithead we trust

    • @blake6615
      @blake6615 5 років тому

      Nexzr Spriggan and Gate of Thunder would have been my top three picks.

  • @blake6615
    @blake6615 5 років тому +24

    Can Bithead1000 just run for office already? Got my vote!!

  • @dumpsterfire7916
    @dumpsterfire7916 4 роки тому +5

    This guy is a National Treasure.... Soooo happy I stumbled across his channel... Hilarious stuff 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @FreezeInfinite
    @FreezeInfinite 3 роки тому +1

    The passion, anger, and energy on this video is off the charts. I love it.

  • @Hairofthewolf
    @Hairofthewolf 5 років тому +7

    I was waiting for you reaction, didn't disappoint. You're a treat dude.

  • @xboxnangable
    @xboxnangable 5 років тому +14

    Let's hope it's hacked quickly so we can add the games we really want on there!

  • @josephgrondin9081
    @josephgrondin9081 5 років тому +2

    Just heard more games announced, Splatter house being one of them. Can’t wait for your update on this

  • @SYCHOTIC79
    @SYCHOTIC79 3 роки тому +2

    This is my 15th watching this. This week alone. I smoke and watch this.

  • @stgenerations
    @stgenerations 5 років тому +7

    Dungeon Explorer 2, Klax, Devil's Crush, Gate of Thunder, Bloody Wolf, Splatterhouse, Magical Chase, Legendary Axe 1&2, and Keith Courage are all MIA

  • @kevinstrade2752
    @kevinstrade2752 5 років тому +13

    Damn...I need bithead to yell at me for the rest of my life for motivation! !!

  • @AliBaba_Ramo
    @AliBaba_Ramo 5 років тому +13

    he is just awesome...most entertaining video he ever made.. just because of him I realized the turbografx/PC engine...and I love this guy to open up a new world 4 me with shmups! and konami I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE TOO!
    Shout out from Germany!

  • @randycruel
    @randycruel Рік тому +1

    21 thousands views is such a crime. These Turbo Mini videos are so funny.

  • @retroheed6226
    @retroheed6226 5 років тому

    I have so been waiting for this. Thank you for bringing us yet another epic TurboGrafx and PC Engine episode. Here is where I see the best TurboGrafx and PC Engine content on YT by a long shot, thanks boss.

  • @unorthdoxcleric6953
    @unorthdoxcleric6953 5 років тому +2

    Every Day I feel like I'm turning into BitHead and I love it.

  • @Reluctant_Hero
    @Reluctant_Hero 5 років тому +14

    No less than 2 minutes and I was already dying from laughter. And good point about Keith Courage! Glad I just picked that up $15, only missing the comic.

    • @videogameobsession
      @videogameobsession 5 років тому +2

      Keith Courage is based on licensed Anime characters. So I didn't think it would be included. It would have been nice, but truthfully it's not a big loss.
      The Japanese are also getting screwed since they are getting the severely censored and changed American import version of JJ & Jeff instead of Kato & Ken. More licensing issues of course.

  • @rugimpy
    @rugimpy 5 років тому +2

    I honestly get sad when I see that your videos are almost over. It’s so captivating to watch your rants. Keep fighting the good fight brother!

  • @rayl8298
    @rayl8298 2 роки тому +2

    Every time my parents bought me a new video game console the would buy a few games and 1 of them was always a golf game. I think power golf is on there cause the parents were buying the console and picking up a game for Dad to play too. PS. Please do more episodes like this if your heart and mind can handle it.

  • @MrFaceHead
    @MrFaceHead 5 років тому +4

    Had to listen to this twice. This is a golden rant :)

  • @jokeonthisbaby
    @jokeonthisbaby 5 років тому +2

    Bithead1000 at his very best, brilliant.

  • @sal1755
    @sal1755 5 років тому +12

    He's the best youtuber out there, love watching your videos dude

  • @walylama1672
    @walylama1672 5 років тому +12

    Man I wanna watch this so bad but my ol lady is super pissed at me and if she hears your voice she will know I'm having a good time and put a stop to it. 😅😅😅

    • @themcfaceman
      @themcfaceman 5 років тому +11

      nothing a woman hates more than seeing their man have fun with something that has nothing to do with them

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 5 років тому +1

      Women, can't live with em....

    • @luckyrockmore2796
      @luckyrockmore2796 5 років тому +3

      Bros over hos....always

    • @ralphhoskins2115
      @ralphhoskins2115 5 років тому +1

      Lmfao!!!! Same

  • @604fK
    @604fK 5 років тому +3

    I never seen this guy before until today. I have had a tg 16 without games for a decade maybe. Given to me by a friend and he bought it for 5 bux in a box. Finally got games last week. Funny thing is I asked Santa for this when I was in gr 2. The damn thing actually worked. I'm in my late thirties so I feel like I'm in heaven even playing this old thing. But I love all the games this man loves for sure. Can't believe this guy speaks for all of us so well. Thank you m8. I love TG 16. But all I had was the sms. 😂 And really shit games and no siblings. Thank you for reminding me about all the games I needed. The search will be more fun and satisfying now.

    • @604fK
      @604fK 5 років тому

      Sell me your doubles fucking hoarders. 😂

  • @ChaossX77
    @ChaossX77 2 роки тому +1

    Here for my weekly watch of this masterpiece.

  • @ThisIDig
    @ThisIDig 5 років тому +2

    “Bring the flags down half mast” 😂😂

  • @bloodybones8027
    @bloodybones8027 5 років тому +2

    Awesome video brother 👍! I'm 37 never played a Turbo Grafix or a PC Engine and I can tell they dropped the ball on the piece. I can't understand these companies , knowing what everyone should know in 2019 for fuck sake and they still can't release a piece of hardware that everybody can agree on. These people have their heads to far up their asses! Keep it up Bithead. Love the show.

  • @sparkiemcdudles4045
    @sparkiemcdudles4045 5 років тому +2

    Another classic for the “Greatest Turbo Grafix Show” in the Universe!!!!😜

  • @justhomas83
    @justhomas83 5 років тому +2

    He has been telling us as gamers for years. That we have been getting fucked over for years pretty much. I feel that he is are DAD meaning his respect is earned not bought by bull shit. I didn't know anything about the turbo graphics 16 until I checked out his channel. But I started with AVGN but I ended up on Bit head 1000 and will not forget any of it.

  • @JeffYPbPr
    @JeffYPbPr 5 років тому +4

    This was the greatest rant of all time. Tg16 4 life

  • @RDStudios
    @RDStudios 5 років тому +12

    No Galaga '88? I know it's Namco, but it's a fun game and such a classic for me.

    • @ReydelSans
      @ReydelSans 5 років тому +2

      R&D Studios and no splatterhouse!? That was classic😟

  • @ADHAMAOSFE
    @ADHAMAOSFE 5 років тому +1

    Been watching your channel from the uk for years pal and you are the greatest! Ty for everything. If you’re ever in England I’m taking you out on the piss and we are gonna have a ball! Peace bithead 😁

    • @BitHead1000
      @BitHead1000  5 років тому +1

      I’m looking forward to it!

  • @kevinwells3864
    @kevinwells3864 5 років тому +2

    Happy Console Gamer gave you a huge shout out brother!! Much love!!!

  • @IndoJimbo
    @IndoJimbo 5 років тому +3

    Jesus, I love BitHead1000!

  • @repomanzilla
    @repomanzilla 2 роки тому

    one of the best videos on youtube..period

  • @Lord_Aghast
    @Lord_Aghast 5 років тому +1

    Happy Console Gammer sent me, and I fucking love this channel.

  • @videogameobsession
    @videogameobsession 5 років тому +1

    "KONOMI FUCKED UP".
    Don't ever change man. :)

  • @b.o.353
    @b.o.353 5 років тому +2

    I want Devil’s Crush. I still will be buying it despite this. HCG turned me onto your channel. Awesome stuff.

  • @Pooby1000
    @Pooby1000 5 років тому +7

    The most intense video on youtube right here

  • @BrianB77
    @BrianB77 5 років тому +2

    "I'm throwing up in my pants"😂

  • @mgreen9318
    @mgreen9318 5 років тому

    Looked through your channel tons of pc engine videos. Cannot wait to watch them all.

  • @kevinstrade2752
    @kevinstrade2752 5 років тому +6

    My Saturday is now complete!

  • @PSYK0MANT1S
    @PSYK0MANT1S 5 років тому +5

    Yet again, another fantastic rant. Not having Legendary Axe, Splatterhouse, Bloody Wolf, Airbuster, and yes even Kieth Courage on the mini is a complete crime. Good news is, most likely people will hack these and make it great. We as gamers don't deserve this show.

  • @siontimmy1
    @siontimmy1 5 років тому +2

    What bizarre is all of this if they made this 10yrs ago every game would be on there mini console and they would go out of their way to get licensed for those games

  • @211inprogress
    @211inprogress 5 років тому +3

    I subscribed today after seeing this. Great video. I wish you all the best. Look forward to more videos. ⚡🕹️ ⛳Power golf.........🤣✌️

  • @ThisIDig
    @ThisIDig 5 років тому +1

    “What did they have the rights to motoroto lying in the ashtray in the board room?”

  • @animalmother8037
    @animalmother8037 5 років тому +2

    You tell them Bithead!!! Snatcher should've got 2 marks against it. One for teasing us with the idea that we'd be able to play the original version of this game before it was ported to sega CD. Two for for actually leaving it in the game selection even though most American people won't be able to enjoy it in Japanese! WTF?! Konami!!! Thanks for getting my hopes up.:(

  • @retrogenerationx7332
    @retrogenerationx7332 5 років тому +3

    Well said...
    There really are no words to describe how bad this was screwed up!

  • @PotbellyPunch
    @PotbellyPunch 5 років тому +6

    NO DEVILS CRUSH IS UNACCEPTABLE

    • @Mattressinsptr
      @Mattressinsptr 5 років тому

      Totally agree. This and Legendaty Axe is my deal breaker

  • @jamiewalton666
    @jamiewalton666 5 років тому

    I almost pissed myself laughing when he said "who knows about Chew Man Fu". This guy is fucking hilarious hahahaha!

  • @ChimairaGod
    @ChimairaGod 5 років тому +1

    Victory Run - "You cant find that kind of boredom anymore"

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 5 років тому +4

    I swear, it is quite amazing how badly some of these companies are able to screw up something so easy. All they have to do is do their market research and maybe bring in someone truly experienced with the console library. But to be honest, I think they did a pretty good job overall with the game library. They are actually giving us many of the heavy hitters including Turbo CD titles which is great and unexpected. Did they miss a few big ones here and there? You bet they did, but I think they got the majority of em right tho.
    The ones I feel they missed on are Legendary Axe first and foremost. That's the big one, how they didn't think to include that game above all others blows my mind. The others being Splatterhouse, Magical Chase, & maybe one or two of the Turbo CD RPG's. Other than that I think they did damn good with the library!

  • @mollipen
    @mollipen 5 років тому +6

    As soon as the final list was released, my wait for this video began. Also, I'm the person they included Moto Roader for, and I'm not ashamed of liking that game.

  • @keyoske
    @keyoske 5 років тому +2

    WTF is Keith Courage in Alpha Zones, Shockman, Final Zone 2 & Cosmic Fantasy 2?

  • @bstar777777
    @bstar777777 5 років тому +5

    Damn, I love Motoroader. It's kinda broken if you don't know how to play it, but playing with the turbo tap and everyone loaded up with nitros is super intense.

  • @irishnerd4775
    @irishnerd4775 5 років тому

    Have to agree so many bad game choices.
    Me and my brother loved watching it and tossed you a sub.
    Lmao, you made me think of the part in Joe Dirt " Wait a minute. Your gonna stand there owning a firework stand. You don't have no screaming memes, some scooter sticks with or without the tauls, etc"

  • @JJbrubaker
    @JJbrubaker 5 років тому +1

    Best review on UA-cam.

  • @Red5.
    @Red5. 5 років тому

    Again, me my wife Sunday morning coffe and a new Bithead vid, can’t get any better. You bring up a lot of good points about this Turbo mini, i’m going to buy one but since I have better ways to play all these games on original hardware I may never open the box.

  • @retro-gamingemulated8203
    @retro-gamingemulated8203 5 років тому +3

    This is my at least 100th time watching this, so funny.

  • @johnnycashsfriendsbrothers3923
    @johnnycashsfriendsbrothers3923 2 роки тому +1

    One of my favorites. Love the show.

  • @MrMatrixsystem
    @MrMatrixsystem 5 років тому

    I love your passion thanks for the great vid glad i found you threw HappyConsoleGamer!! Keep up the great work :)

    • @MrMatrixsystem
      @MrMatrixsystem 5 років тому

      You should send KONAMI that giant cock in the back ground lmao!!

  • @luckyrockmore2796
    @luckyrockmore2796 5 років тому +1

    Thank you Bithead, they will not be getting my money.....hope others will do the same and Konami learns their lesson.....Ball Dropped BIG TIME!

  • @jeffbrewster4024
    @jeffbrewster4024 5 років тому +4

    Splatterhouse and legendary axe should be on there most definitely. Legendary axe was game of the year ffs.

  • @broadcastceremony2301
    @broadcastceremony2301 5 років тому

    "A pairr...Gateball. [BRRAAHAP!] I don't even know what it is but it sounds like shit..." haha

  • @oscardelmontay
    @oscardelmontay 5 років тому +1

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bithead1000 is the patron saint of TurboGrafx and PC Engine. When he speaks you listen...... it’s as simple as that.

  • @Oni700
    @Oni700 5 років тому +3

    Whoop whoop!! Bithead you just got a plug on Happy Console Gamer's latest TurboGfx mini video!!!

  • @joshuaekstedt1810
    @joshuaekstedt1810 5 років тому +12

    I was waiting for 2 days for this!!! Knew it was coming. Like a building volcanic eruption!! Total ranting bliss!!!! I agree totally. If they would have done a pc engine version with different games vs the tg16, I would have bought both! No splatterhouse?! Are you serious? No gate of thunder? No Keith courage? They could've achieved greatness but settle for mediocrity. What killed it for me was the doubling up of titles. So so stupid.

    • @popsracer
      @popsracer 5 років тому

      Yep. Knew it was coming and really couldn't wait. I was glaring at my computer waiting and waiting and my son says what are you doing? You must really like that Bithead guy. Yeah, I do, and for good reason. He speaks the truth!

    • @blake6615
      @blake6615 5 років тому +2

      Keith Courage not making the cut is moronic. It's the pack in game

    • @blake6615
      @blake6615 5 років тому +1

      Imagine Genesis mini no Sonic

    • @blake6615
      @blake6615 5 років тому +3

      Licencing explains the decision but does not excuse it.

    • @hepwo91222
      @hepwo91222 5 років тому +1

      @@blake6615 original Genesis had altered beast as the pack in, until a couple of years later it became sonic. Also the original NES came with light gun and ROB peripheral so Duck Hunt and Gyromite were the pack in, not Mario until a few years later.

  • @michaelgrover3443
    @michaelgrover3443 5 років тому +2

    I can't explain how much I love this video. And I know fuck all about these games

  • @ImmortalThanos
    @ImmortalThanos 5 років тому +3

    When I saw Happy Console Gamer's video revealing the included titles, I said to myself "BitHead is gonna be pisssssssssssssssssed."

  • @roguelyrics8427
    @roguelyrics8427 5 років тому

    All great points, funniest/truest video I've seen in a long time. Hopefully there won't be enough pre-orders, so they'll have to add more games to entice consumers. That said, I wonder if they're holding off on more secret game announcements...we've got to be getting punked with...the list can't be final...

  • @jldhammer5901
    @jldhammer5901 5 років тому +7

    Lol at 3:10 I thought you stroked out lol p.s. 2 for Gradius!

  • @philgower5551
    @philgower5551 5 років тому

    😂😂😂 I was just watching for the meltdown at the end. Amazing Bithead 1000

  • @DarrenMcCowan280470
    @DarrenMcCowan280470 5 років тому +2

    If only you could take BitHead’s passion, bottle it up and sprinkle the whole lot on Konami’s heiracy’s stupid pachinko loving heads. Let’s hope the hackers crack this thing wide open on day one so we can all rectify this crime.

  • @laeph
    @laeph 5 років тому +2

    OMG, what a finale.

  • @nixpix44
    @nixpix44 5 років тому +1

    Burning the midnight oil here... can't wait to play one of the eighty bomber men. Thanks for the lesson

  • @tionik06
    @tionik06 5 років тому +1

    This is where it all started for me