Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods ALBUM REVIEW

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  • @yakka9768
    @yakka9768 7 років тому +3464

    When the flannel's yellow
    Melon is mellow,
    When the flannel's red
    Your career is dead

    • @n0vi
      @n0vi 7 років тому +16

      funny kek memes make the libtard babbies scream
      fader is a hater yet they suck down the melon cream
      title: thatistheplan did nothing wrong year: 2018 did you like it did you hate it, what would you rate it

    • @voraminfantes5264
      @voraminfantes5264 7 років тому +6

      XXXtentacion disagrees?

    • @rerditirerthz5568
      @rerditirerthz5568 7 років тому +2

      voraminfantes no memes disagrees* if wasn't for them xxxtentacion would be dead

    • @lakewude
      @lakewude 7 років тому +3

      Yakka we've figured out the code years ago

    • @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
      @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ 7 років тому +1

      voraminfantes suck 4 asses

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 7 років тому +3437

    "Buffet of shit" is probably the most straightforward description I've ever seen in a melon video

    • @joshuasutton983
      @joshuasutton983 7 років тому +28

      brownguy903 I think the melon is just jealous of Timberlake's good looks.

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 7 років тому +69

      Joshua Sutton JT looks goofy bald tbh. Famtano pulls it off much better

    • @kharidub
      @kharidub 7 років тому +64

      Nah, Justin is jealous of ANTHONY'S good looks and t h i c c n e s s

    • @kharidub
      @kharidub 7 років тому +43

      Hunter Pope You best not be talking about Bigthony Dicktano😤😤

    • @laurapalmer2126
      @laurapalmer2126 7 років тому +4

      brownguy903 wow the moment i read this, he actually said it. amazing

  • @rckkatansky5783
    @rckkatansky5783 7 років тому +1076

    Stopped a Fantano video to watch a Fantano video

    • @wordcomeonson4665
      @wordcomeonson4665 7 років тому +35

      Frederick Core bruh I did the same thing! I was watching his review of my pull out game he gave it a 1/10.

    • @lekis873
      @lekis873 7 років тому +6

      Xzibit meme intenses

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 7 років тому +11

      Open up two tabs and play them both. Like a real fan

    • @brndnshv
      @brndnshv 7 років тому +4

      I literally just finished his weekly track round-up

    • @adamsilver1717
      @adamsilver1717 7 років тому

      Frederick Core edgy

  • @Michael-ek2fx
    @Michael-ek2fx 6 років тому +659

    Who else is on a "red flannel" marathon?

    • @theville9885
      @theville9885 4 роки тому +19

      I'm unable to sleep going through the "big artists" and NOT GOOD *explosion explosion*. Somewhere in your realm.

    • @valx5
      @valx5 4 роки тому +20

      my life is a red flannel marathon.

    • @MrKhaz101
      @MrKhaz101 4 роки тому +7

      @@theville9885 Funnily enough I’ve actually started putting on the not good playlist as background noise while I sleep

    • @dumisanimashinini1130
      @dumisanimashinini1130 4 роки тому +1

      Bruuhh🤯

    • @NealBones
      @NealBones 3 роки тому +2

      I love to get stoned and watch the red flannel reviews. Especially when Fantano laughs because his laugh gets me cheering 🤣

  • @Patamus2
    @Patamus2 7 років тому +975

    I'm not a fan of the way he portrays himself in the album as this rugged dude from Montana that lives off the land. He lives in a gated community next to a ski resort in Big Sky, MT. Just another rich guy claiming the state as his own.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 років тому +74

      I feel like these pop stars maybe are going back to their rural upbringings? And it has something to do with the ties to nostalgia? I don't know. It kind of feels not genuine somehow. I also cant help but feel like it is as if they ignored the small town person because it wasn't glamorous enough, and are now trying to tap into that for their benefit because there has been a cultural shift .

    • @samusaran4948
      @samusaran4948 5 років тому +15

      you sound passionate about the defense of the honor of your home state. admirable.

    • @alextoschi2242
      @alextoschi2242 5 років тому +26

      Well the whole album is also hearkening back to his roots in Memphis, TN. I definitely agree with you though, the dude definitely needs to get in touch with reality a bit more before he tries his hand at another record. That or just put out pop songs and not try to be woke and conceptual.

    • @liemduong6729
      @liemduong6729 5 років тому +9

      What? Hes from fucking Tennessee, its just the problem is the music within the album doesnt mell together well, a risk JT was willing to make for experimentation. Sorry, but you didnt state how you even claim how his style translates to rich guy claiming the state as his own. Its called bringing in roots... JT is at times bratty and whiney, but idk how this says state owning at all.

    • @jonouellette8183
      @jonouellette8183 4 роки тому +5

      why are you crying

  • @crewcutmidgets
    @crewcutmidgets 7 років тому +778

    I like you Anthony but did you really have to review a dead man in the woods and upload it to UA-cam?

    • @jgilly223
      @jgilly223 7 років тому +95

      Raymónd Loganthony Paultano here

    • @RestaUM_livros
      @RestaUM_livros 7 років тому +2

      Grito

    • @legendbtv
      @legendbtv 7 років тому +2

      Raymónd haha that is hilarious

    • @big..pablo.
      @big..pablo. 7 років тому +10

      Cat Person found the Logan Paul fan

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 7 років тому +22

      This is the only one of these jokes that I will tolerate, because it actually has something to do with the fucking video for once.

  • @gladius_hoffenschmidt
    @gladius_hoffenschmidt 7 років тому +1274

    “Yo girl, I’m a doomsday prepper” is my new pickup line. Thanks melon 🍉.

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 7 років тому +2623

    *MELON OF THE WOODS*

  • @taylord8198
    @taylord8198 7 років тому +262

    3:38 “I got ten months worth of water down there”

  • @jmo4750
    @jmo4750 7 років тому +245

    If Justin Timberlake is a man of the woods... I am Sasquatch

  • @SpookNukem
    @SpookNukem 7 років тому +382

    >checks description
    *"A buffet of shit"*

  • @imboutamakeafoolofmyself
    @imboutamakeafoolofmyself 7 років тому +412

    This is Justin Timberlake's Revival

    • @happyhellday3
      @happyhellday3 7 років тому

      TCARTR / TheDrumaddictOne so true

    • @salikraees9690
      @salikraees9690 7 років тому +22

      That’s a perfect description.

    • @candido2247
      @candido2247 7 років тому +1

      Damn it’s that bad 😭

    • @JS_GOTI
      @JS_GOTI 7 років тому +4

      Christ. Its really not.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 років тому +15

      JS GOTI Oh yes it is. They are about equally as bad as each other. Melon gave this a 3/10 and Revival a 2/10. Not that big of a difference.

  • @deadlyjedly7172
    @deadlyjedly7172 7 років тому +695

    He couldn’t give this a Not Good because Justin is too vital to the revolution to kill off

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 7 років тому +35

      DeadlyJedly But his death could further fuel the designer clothed revolution

    • @PeachFlavoredKaiju
      @PeachFlavoredKaiju 7 років тому +1

      DeadlyJedly melon should've gave it a heart

    • @Gigadweeb
      @Gigadweeb 7 років тому +19

      Justin is gonna make Stalin look like a fucking anarchist

    • @aryman6589
      @aryman6589 7 років тому +4

      Comrade Justin 2020

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 5 років тому +2

      He killed Mac with a 3, so Justin got lucky

  • @EpyonRoyal
    @EpyonRoyal 7 років тому +1436

    Justin thinks he's invited to the barbecue, but he's not.

    • @thunderhamilton1
      @thunderhamilton1 7 років тому +12

      EpyonRoyal youse a lie

    • @Cole-hx1zk
      @Cole-hx1zk 7 років тому +116

      Before this album came out he was

    • @northweezie1
      @northweezie1 7 років тому +12

      EpyonRoyal He’s invited to tea nw

    • @bk5072
      @bk5072 7 років тому +20

      Yes he is....he was long invited

    • @WonkyFlavor787
      @WonkyFlavor787 7 років тому +2

      Then who is? And how come his ticket sales just hit 100 mill

  • @Robobotic
    @Robobotic 7 років тому +92

    Is it genes or does it seem to me that Anthony Fantano doesn't age much? Like, is it because he's vegan or something, that he hasn't changed a lot since 2010?

    • @joshuataylor4774
      @joshuataylor4774 7 років тому +26

      Ideon he’s actually a vampire

    • @JAStudiosDankestManLiv
      @JAStudiosDankestManLiv 7 років тому +48

      Being in the KKK has helped his age, he did shout out them once in a video.

  • @fighisver
    @fighisver 7 років тому +281

    "it's like if Pharrell wrote the worst Prince song ever." That made me laugh really hard.

    • @dacreativebrinson66
      @dacreativebrinson66 7 років тому +6

      John Doe relax bud

    • @tyronetolentino
      @tyronetolentino 7 років тому +11

      Funny thing is, the song in context (“Sauce”) is one of the Timbaland/Danja produced tracks.

    • @justmyopinion1098
      @justmyopinion1098 7 років тому +6

      John Doe Pharell is one of the greatest producers of all time
      Sit the fuck down

    • @aidenmccarthy792
      @aidenmccarthy792 7 років тому

      John Doe you sound fucking stupid

    • @joshuakoppes3665
      @joshuakoppes3665 3 роки тому

      Still mad he thought pharrell produced that.

  • @carsonwhaley4935
    @carsonwhaley4935 7 років тому +1189

    Melon went off

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 7 років тому +80

      He went off harder than offset at a gay club.

    • @Spazlites
      @Spazlites 7 років тому +18

      UnCreative Deconstructionism too soon...

    • @DeisonProd
      @DeisonProd 7 років тому +3

      The Hidden Truth why too soon. 😂🤣

  • @analogsentimentalism
    @analogsentimentalism 7 років тому +397

    You know he had to do it to em.

  • @TheMagicfan77
    @TheMagicfan77 7 років тому +258

    Filthy sounds like they put a bluegrass song through a Transformers voice modulator. It's goddamn atrocious

    • @omerfarooq6822
      @omerfarooq6822 7 років тому +15

      Mark R yeah it had potential if it was done right but the execution was weak...

    • @Bigones111
      @Bigones111 7 років тому +1

      Mark R Timbaland is such a shit producer

    • @ebtrax4081
      @ebtrax4081 5 років тому +19

      @@Bigones111 Hell no. He's an amazing producer and made countless classic songs throughout the 2000s, Filthy is one of the few bad ones he's made.

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 4 місяці тому

      The sex song Soundwave sings to Megatron

  • @mattunreal1262
    @mattunreal1262 7 років тому +60

    I don't get why he says "give me the hard stuff" then 10 seconds later he is making his son say "dada" - this moment on the album filled me with a great sense of unease

  • @alexmathewmendoza
    @alexmathewmendoza 7 років тому +276

    It's red flannel time.

  • @ALovelyLad
    @ALovelyLad 7 років тому +109

    The red flannel is synonymous with anger

    • @smoldream2908
      @smoldream2908 7 років тому +6

      Anthony changes personality every time he wears a differently colored flannel

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 років тому +6

      The tone of his skin, the fire in his eyes and the blood of his enemies.

  • @CalvezTheKiller
    @CalvezTheKiller 7 років тому +725

    Growingoutthany abeardtano here.

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 7 років тому +4

      im in your melon fuzz

    • @themimiknowles1
      @themimiknowles1 7 років тому +1

      Macbeth I can’t stop laughing about this haha

    • @CalvezTheKiller
      @CalvezTheKiller 7 років тому

      Mimi Knowles :)

    • @Dnize24
      @Dnize24 7 років тому

      Not enough syllables

    • @Gigadweeb
      @Gigadweeb 7 років тому

      He's gonna use his beard as hair for a wig

  • @mookie1314
    @mookie1314 7 років тому +299

    I didn't like this album. This review is hilarious, & I agree with a lot of the criticisms. After I got through listening to it, I immediately played the 20/20 Experience, to forget what I 'd just heard.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 років тому +50

      20/20 is so good.

    • @lelidawi2446
      @lelidawi2446 5 років тому +8

      Melon disliked that too

    • @popsingerstar
      @popsingerstar 4 роки тому +1

      neither did i. i had tickets 4 his tour but i had 2 sell them cuz i was in the hospital with a concussion & a brain bleed. i didnt like the 20/20 experience at first either. i thought it was too jazzy & expected a lot more after seven years but now i love it. i saw the tour on december 11 2013 here in indiana at bankers life fieldhouse & he was on fire. he was there the night b4 at the pacer game too & my dad showed me on tv. it was roy hibberts birthday at the show & justin had us sing happy birthday 2 him. it was awesome but not this album

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 3 роки тому +7

      20/20 would be a classic album if it was a single part and the songs were shorter.

    • @FSportuguese
      @FSportuguese 3 роки тому +6

      @@jeevithrai7994 i agree ,the songs are great but very long unecessarily

  • @Leeeg
    @Leeeg 7 років тому +194

    "Trap X country not gud"
    how about uh..
    pink guy - white is right

    • @DeadSeraphin
      @DeadSeraphin 5 років тому +10

      Oh boy. Old Town Road. Hmmm...

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G 7 років тому +890

    I feel like the album was rushed so it'd be out in time to perform for the Superbowl

    • @jovanbergh33
      @jovanbergh33 7 років тому +203

      Kevin Malone I guess 5 years wasn't enough time?

    • @StephenO32
      @StephenO32 7 років тому +76

      Yet none of the songs on the album were performed at the superbowl

    • @candido2247
      @candido2247 7 років тому +67

      He only performed “filthy” for like 30 secs and then sung his throwback hits

    • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
      @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 7 років тому

      That Onion article spells it out neatly

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 7 років тому +10

      John Doe gagas performance was hardly spectacular imo. I mean Bruno's was a lot better

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn 7 років тому +736

    JT will be on the next cover rockin' FUBU & a durag with the cape out. TAKIN' IT BACK!

  • @brianoblivion3328
    @brianoblivion3328 7 років тому +333

    Did he really give Justins album the first 11/10

    • @matthewbrack2794
      @matthewbrack2794 7 років тому +19

      Ryan Smith 92 likes>0 likes

    • @brianoblivion3328
      @brianoblivion3328 7 років тому +3

      Ryan Smith you know most fantano memes are tired and unfunny... just saying

    • @brianoblivion3328
      @brianoblivion3328 7 років тому

      Ryan Smith agreed

    • @lewisclarke4767
      @lewisclarke4767 7 років тому

      deltron 3030 I

    • @martinjez1
      @martinjez1 7 років тому +3

      You can't rank such a masterpiece with only 10 points, so that was totally deserved...

  • @thomask6873
    @thomask6873 7 років тому +116

    this cover makes it too easy for this new fantano meme

  • @garus1149
    @garus1149 7 років тому +904

    woke/10

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 7 років тому +7

      I saw walgreens selling this CD at for 20 bucks lol.

  • @baileymiller8298
    @baileymiller8298 7 років тому +283

    Damn + Man of The Woods = To Pimp A Butterfly

    • @Rishiyisus
      @Rishiyisus 7 років тому +14

      LMAO

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 7 років тому +86

      Quick maths

    • @PaulYordan
      @PaulYordan 7 років тому

      Bailey Miller hahaha

    • @TheAlpacaAlliance
      @TheAlpacaAlliance 7 років тому +18

      Bailey Miller just play both albums at once and we have ourselves a masterpiece

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 7 років тому +27

      _Lil Pump_ + _Cherry Bomb_ = _The Money Store_

  • @calebxw4487
    @calebxw4487 7 років тому +307

    Super Bowl Half-Time:
    N O T G O O D

    • @josephburke8598
      @josephburke8598 7 років тому +26

      calebxw American Football: NOT GOOD

    • @calebxw4487
      @calebxw4487 7 років тому +25

      hold up

    • @prestontrull7303
      @prestontrull7303 7 років тому +18

      Joseph Burke how dare you

    • @DirectFireDave
      @DirectFireDave 7 років тому +8

      Joseph Burke your opinion: irrelevant and stupid

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 7 років тому +6

      David Leckness It's just rugby for the disabled

  • @jconny65
    @jconny65 7 років тому +39

    he should have just done a double album. first cd is pop, second cd is folk/country.

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 7 років тому +68

    Gnome of the Woods. A full Keemstar record.

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +4

      Logan of the Woods - A Logan Paul project ft Japanese Suicide Forest

  • @JebusMatoi
    @JebusMatoi Рік тому +8

    Why does JT try to promote this as a country/folk album when maybe two songs out of 16 have any kind of folk/country influence?

  • @Xtremedude720
    @Xtremedude720 7 років тому +525

    OUCH

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 7 років тому +31

    OK but I thought that this would get at least a 6/10 because there's a song called "Flannel"

    • @prettyboyswag3499
      @prettyboyswag3499 7 років тому +3

      RGS nah he thought it meant he should wear the red flannel

  • @bluegatorade358
    @bluegatorade358 7 років тому +185

    When the album on the right is better than the one he's actually reviewing

    • @toddk1479
      @toddk1479 7 років тому +3

      dman2602 Lol yup

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 7 років тому +19

      Sleep's Holy Mountain is fuckin great

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 6 років тому +6

      That One Guy I'm gonna listen to the rest of that album. I only listened to Dragonaut and that was pretty good

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 6 років тому +2

      JBDBIB Baerman Hell yeah, man!

    • @bluegatorade358
      @bluegatorade358 6 років тому +3

      JBDBIB Baerman welcome to the world of Sleep

  • @Lincolnlogsoff
    @Lincolnlogsoff 7 років тому +327

    One of the great blessings in life is the internet's busiest music melon tear apart some shitty album made by some artist trying to appeal to some shitty demographic way past their prime

    • @bluemcdaniel99
      @bluemcdaniel99 7 років тому +2

      lilppblunt Hey! What's the shitty demographic?

    • @Lincolnlogsoff
      @Lincolnlogsoff 7 років тому +41

      Only people that think the billboard 100 is literally the best music

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 7 років тому +6

      Drums 'n' Stuff teenagers and people in their early 20s are complete human garbage but it's fine they grow out of it eventually.

    • @Joela393
      @Joela393 3 роки тому

      @@OrbObserver
      how fucking old are you lmao

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 3 роки тому

      @@Joela393 Old enough to be your daddy and tell your mom she ain't getting no child support.

  • @2AMSOUL
    @2AMSOUL 7 років тому +157

    Review justins half time show outfit

  • @MrJacobeee
    @MrJacobeee 7 років тому +114

    This ain't the Rich Brian review! Please Anthony we need Amen 🙏

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 7 років тому

      Jacob Elonen yes yes yes

    • @gtaylor3350
      @gtaylor3350 7 років тому

      I don’t see him giving that any more than a 5

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 7 років тому

      GTaylor33 maybe but hes friends with joji which may bias it a little

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 7 років тому

      Goob but it was a really good album imo not really groundbreaking but good

    • @yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663
      @yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663 7 років тому +1

      The deed to my house is on the score....I'm calling it now....5/10

  • @eubie6506
    @eubie6506 7 років тому +64

    review justin timberlake man of the woods

    • @headshotharlot
      @headshotharlot 7 років тому

      riley hhhhhhh

    • @DigitalxFe3r
      @DigitalxFe3r 7 років тому

      Review Justin Timberlake man of the woods

    • @xymgg1971
      @xymgg1971 7 років тому +1

      man of the morning woods

  • @MagickFlavour
    @MagickFlavour 7 років тому +637

    Eagles won/10

  • @caragenerico
    @caragenerico 7 років тому +277

    If Taylor Swift was a sexy, sometimes sensitive macho man, she would record this.

    • @dominikastrauss5208
      @dominikastrauss5208 7 років тому +51

      Wilian Moreira That's by far the meanest description of Man of the Wood

    • @flyingmonkeys5097
      @flyingmonkeys5097 7 років тому +5

      ................tbh

    • @felipook9
      @felipook9 7 років тому +39

      No, at least Taylor Swift is smart enough to not play the "woke pop music with proposit" card

    • @dominikastrauss5208
      @dominikastrauss5208 7 років тому +2

      Felipe Barros yeah, you gotta give her credit for that

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 7 років тому +9

      +Dominika Strauss for now

  • @kellythefury
    @kellythefury 7 років тому +15

    “It feels like armor”
    I genuinely lost my shit. It’s almost 2 in the morning and I tried with everything I had to NOT cackle.

  • @GamingbroNocturnal5
    @GamingbroNocturnal5 7 років тому +26

    Justin wrote a song all about you, and you dare give him anything lower than a ten? Cmon Melon

  • @DerangedManiac12
    @DerangedManiac12 7 років тому +30

    Anthony, what are you gonna do with all that meat? Cook up a mean serving, huh?

    • @conta-fake6723
      @conta-fake6723 7 років тому

      calypsis he's gonna beat it

    • @skadooshly
      @skadooshly 7 років тому

      BEAT IIIITTT!!! JUST BEAT IIIITTT!

  • @osvaldoslayer
    @osvaldoslayer 7 років тому +31

    You should have put your photoshopped pic instead of the original

  • @andrei11dr
    @andrei11dr 6 місяців тому +8

    So, who else here after Todd blessed us with the Trainwrecs video?

  • @desuwestvlogs4127
    @desuwestvlogs4127 7 років тому +36

    I really liked the new justin Timberlake album "Dollar in the Woods"

    • @Schlagageul
      @Schlagageul 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the Keemstar collab was the best track

  • @littlerelief
    @littlerelief 7 років тому +17

    "It feels like I'm listening to a Ween album, but without like... I don't know... the good songwriting."
    Nothing compares to u absolutely shredding Justin Timberlake

  • @emily9418
    @emily9418 7 років тому +39

    BJORK WORST TO BEST ASAP

    • @RestaUM_livros
      @RestaUM_livros 7 років тому

      YAS, I ROOT FOR YOU

    • @notchayo111
      @notchayo111 7 років тому +2

      emily337 There is no worst

    • @emily9418
      @emily9418 7 років тому +1

      Vox 2448 shit u right

    • @randmiller88
      @randmiller88 7 років тому

      Self-titled album < Vulcinara < lots of other shit < Medulla < Debut < Post < Fuckin' Homogenic, _goddamn_

  • @Nentendoman64
    @Nentendoman64 7 років тому +23

    I wonder why he hasn’t reviewed any Pearl Jam albums

  • @Amg_Aaron
    @Amg_Aaron 7 років тому +51

    Funniest review in a while

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 5 років тому +3

      yo girl
      *_i'M a DoOmSdAy PrEpPeR_*

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 7 років тому +21

    "This album is like a buffet of shit" 3/10, the Needle Drop 2018.

  • @finnmcnally6268
    @finnmcnally6268 7 років тому +53

    Rich Brian Amen review soon Melon?

    • @dawsonhicks5929
      @dawsonhicks5929 7 років тому +4

      Hopefully tomorrow. Hopefully a 6 or higher

    • @SuperEggsNBacon
      @SuperEggsNBacon 7 років тому +1

      strong 7 i think is fair

    • @Mau-vr7tk
      @Mau-vr7tk 7 років тому +2

      7 if it's perfect. Unfortunately the lyrics is a downside, not jaden cringe or hopsin cringe but still cringe. I think anthony will give it a 6 maximum

    • @phantomarchive
      @phantomarchive 7 років тому

      Nigga*

    • @Mau-vr7tk
      @Mau-vr7tk 7 років тому

      yuh self depreciation ("independent, i might sucking my own dick" lol), brutally honest about his youth (like people expecting and liking traditional "hard" bars, but when he had more relatable lyrics it make others cringe cuz it reminds them how brian is a "kid"), his sense of meme humor (sometimes can be really twisted), some of the bars sounds like something he might tweet back in 2014 as part of Weird Twitter.
      "Licking johnson like the rock"
      "Pussy bald like chemo"
      People don't find it funny and either love or hate songs like Kitty.
      At least he is not "holier n smarter than you" fake deep cringe. So he is still good in my book. But he is not for everyone.

  • @uzivert3210
    @uzivert3210 7 років тому +28

    Lmfao. "Bbq wings, green jello and guacamole." thats the best

  • @matthewflach4539
    @matthewflach4539 7 років тому +131

    great review, but it got weird to the part where you had some mental breakdown screaming “SPEEDING BULLET TO HEAVEN IS THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER”. everything okay melon?

    • @THApeanutMagician
      @THApeanutMagician 7 років тому +9

      i didnt think it was that weird

    • @rckkatansky5783
      @rckkatansky5783 7 років тому +1

      Lenny Kravitz on quaaludes

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 7 років тому +3

      There's no difference between this and SB2H honestly. Melon's just being courteous to not accidentally assassinate the rest of N'Sync by accident from a NOT GOOD.

    • @MegaCraigh
      @MegaCraigh 7 років тому +1

      The Silver Jews record behind him on the shelf is more concerning

  • @7777jimbob
    @7777jimbob 7 років тому +48

    Dollar of the woods

  • @mt4709
    @mt4709 7 років тому +58

    midnight summer jam is a cool song but i found that "y'all can't do better than this act like the south aint the shit" soooo cringy, justin's lyrics can get so bad wow

    • @uvscuti2047
      @uvscuti2047 7 років тому +1

      Ryan rogerson well fuck my ass and call me rainman that surprised me

  • @finncervino7994
    @finncervino7994 7 років тому +45

    review the halftime show selfie kid

    • @seanr4745
      @seanr4745 7 років тому

      Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois meme/10

    • @xxawsumrainbowxx
      @xxawsumrainbowxx 7 років тому

      Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois your username is cringe

  • @valpergalit
    @valpergalit 7 років тому +30

    You really think this is as good as Cherry Bomb? Wack.

    • @faybiel2981
      @faybiel2981 7 років тому

      Jesse Day lol shut up. Love Cherry Bomb tho

    • @jonathaone
      @jonathaone 7 років тому +1

      hey prison mike

  • @BlackySpeakz
    @BlackySpeakz 7 років тому +381

    #MelonSquad

  • @theshowdown9355
    @theshowdown9355 7 років тому +414

    4:55 I died 😂

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 7 років тому +15

      Theshowdown 93 insta-kill. I had to walk away for a sec. Straight comedy.

    • @hippiecheezburger5457
      @hippiecheezburger5457 7 років тому +10

      Lmfao cal

    • @Sam-mw5hx
      @Sam-mw5hx 7 років тому +4

      HAHA

    • @bigguy423
      @bigguy423 7 років тому +8

      You can notice he threw the flannel himself and ran underneath it.

    • @bigguy423
      @bigguy423 6 років тому +2

      You can see him still moving in the shot where his flannel lands on his face because he had to hurry to take back this position after throwing the flannel. What I'm trynna mean is he is doing this video alone and he threw the flannel on himself.

  • @fromthe4621
    @fromthe4621 7 років тому +148

    Livin off the land > living like Larry
    Edit Living off the Land < living like Larry

  • @bassproscott
    @bassproscott 7 років тому +18

    3:46 when that creepy chick at school hears someone mention anime

  • @ezequielrenovato6608
    @ezequielrenovato6608 7 років тому +40

    Stopped watching the "DAMN THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI" video for this.

    • @alm5310
      @alm5310 7 років тому +1

      SSJ Chicano I got that on repeat

  • @alexjarmes7226
    @alexjarmes7226 7 років тому +22

    I really liked Future Sex Love Sounds and 2020 Experience, but Man of The Woods is just bland.

  • @drak_drak_drak
    @drak_drak_drak 7 років тому +13

    Considering recent events, and after a great deal of deliberation, I have decided to share the experience that I had with the celebrity known as Justin Timberlake. This story is not one that I have told many, as it is somewhat personal and perhaps a little shocking. However, I think that it is time for the world to know… so here it goes.
    In July of 2014 my family and I went on a vacation to California. None of us had ever been there before, so it was quite the exciting trip. We spent the first few days in Los Angeles and were blown away by its beaches, nightlife, and yes, racial and ethnic tensions (unfortunately). On the third night of our vacation, we decided to go to this restaurant in LA called “The Big Eat”. It seemed like a good place to go, as we were all very hungry.
    After walking in and being seated, I decided that I had to go to the bathroom (for anyone who knows me well, this is a very common occurrence). As I’m walking to the bathroom, out of the corner of my eye I spot a man balancing a fork on his nose. I presume this to be my dad, as it is a common party trick that he does to show off. Undeterred, I stay the course and make it to the bathroom relatively unscathed. As soon as I open the door, however, I am greeted by a sight so absurd that I almost drop my own fork. There is a man, standing in two separate urinals at the same time in a fairly impressive split, with one foot in one urinal and one foot in the other. He is facing me and is completely nude. “I’ve been expecting you,” he cackles. “Wh-who are you?” I stutter, completely at a loss for words. “My name is Justin Timberlake,” he answers, “And I need all of your money right now.” Huh? He looks at me expectantly, like a little puppy waiting for a treat. Then I begin to understand. This is just some poor homeless guy trying to scare tourists into giving him a bit of change. I shoot him a knowing glance and begin to rummage around my purse. “Haven’t you ever heard of me??” he shouts, startling me. There was something about that voice, though. Something rather melodic. Angelic, even. “Yes Justin, of course I have! You were so great in Paul Blart: Mall Cop!” At this point, I am trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. Finally, I manage to find a few quarters, so I throw one in each urinal and make my way towards the door.
    “You don’t believe it’s me, do you?”
    I stop, dead in my tracks. Surely not…
    “Of course I do Justin! I have to go now but it was nice talking to you!”
    There is a strange, almost demonic gleam in his eyes. I’m beginning to sense that something is seriously wrong, so I start running.
    “DO YOU THINK I’M LYING TO YOU???” he roars, growing bigger and bigger by the second.
    I begin to sprint.
    “WELL IT AINT NO LIE BABY, BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!” He lunges towards me, his entire figure fully erect, and bodyslams me into the bathroom door. “BYE BYE BYE!!!! BYE BYE BYE!!!!! BYE BYE… BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    I wake up, drenched in sweat and on the floor. My sheets are a tangled mess. There is warm liquid running down my thigh. I try to get up… but can’t. There is something preventing me from moving, some sort of inter-dimensional being holding me back. Suddenly, I feel a hand latch itself onto my neck. It is soft, like that of a woman. The grip tightens, and as I slowly fade out of consciousness, there’s a whisper, barely audible in my not-as-good-as-my-right-one left ear…
    bye…… bye………. bye…………………...

    • @leechannohmygodd
      @leechannohmygodd 2 роки тому +11

      I think that that's by far the worst story I've ever heard

    • @VargoOP
      @VargoOP Рік тому

      @@leechannohmygoddI disagree

  • @pvtpublic307
    @pvtpublic307 7 років тому +10

    "I wanna show you the inside of my bunker girl" 😂😂

  • @chikorita1219
    @chikorita1219 7 років тому +9

    The face on the thumbnail says it all 🤣

  • @flilcha
    @flilcha 7 років тому +7

    Glad you mentioned Midnight Summer Jam at the end. Easily my favourite track on there and I agree that it could fit on the 20/20 projects.

  • @jota69
    @jota69 7 років тому +33

    MANTHONY WOODTANO

  • @wadekemmsies7180
    @wadekemmsies7180 5 місяців тому +2

    This review caused Justin to go off the deepend and go drunk driving and get a dui. Melons bloodlust is unquenchable

  • @fernetpunker
    @fernetpunker 7 років тому +40

    9/10 Higher Higher is among the best work of Justin Timberlake so far.

    • @mhelms2299
      @mhelms2299 6 років тому +6

      Why anthony is such a hater confuses me. You're absolutely right

    • @romanmacharoni
      @romanmacharoni 6 років тому +7

      Higher Higher was indeed the best goddamn song on the album. Montana was also smooth.

    • @brownleaf_o1
      @brownleaf_o1 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @lelidawi2446
      @lelidawi2446 5 років тому +4

      I agree! I thought I was the only one who thought Higher Higher was the best song on the album.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 роки тому +8

      And here we see everyone who liked this piece of shit commuting to discuss it

  • @emanethan8767
    @emanethan8767 7 років тому +14

    Where is the rich Brian amen review

  • @Benjiroyoface
    @Benjiroyoface 7 років тому +15

    A much-needed Jethro Tull classic album review. One of the greatest prog rock/folk albums of the seventies

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 років тому

      Grammy says that's a metal band.

  • @JulioIsKilluminati
    @JulioIsKilluminati 7 років тому +18

    Superthony Bowltano

  • @JamesJimmaHarding
    @JamesJimmaHarding 7 місяців тому +5

    We're still waiting, Todd

    • @okagron
      @okagron 6 місяців тому +8

      Well, the wait is over.

  • @ephramoliver5656
    @ephramoliver5656 7 років тому +12

    Good review, Fantano, but I felt like it was kinda mean to say he was not in fact a thicc boi.

  • @patmac47
    @patmac47 7 років тому +13

    Congrats on making it through the whole album. I couldn't do it.

  • @seanstroman6087
    @seanstroman6087 7 років тому +283

    Justin holds this L 😂😂😂

    • @pardonthemusic
      @pardonthemusic 7 років тому +1

      justin timberlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllake

    • @reven6e531
      @reven6e531 7 років тому +7

      This is why Pharrell didn’t work with him for so many years

    • @seanstroman6087
      @seanstroman6087 7 років тому

      REVEN6E YUP

  • @kevinmedina6574
    @kevinmedina6574 7 років тому +21

    AMEN?

  • @tomcruise0901
    @tomcruise0901 7 років тому +163

    Ok melon I get you don't like the album but you didn't have to call him the n word 17 times throughout the review smh

  • @MRLONG758
    @MRLONG758 7 років тому +15

    The whole album sounded like filler. Only two good songs on there, "say something" and "morning light".

  • @ArmandTheBlackRevolutionary
    @ArmandTheBlackRevolutionary 7 років тому +23

    YOURE STILL ASLEEP MELON

  • @cameronwinters2489
    @cameronwinters2489 7 років тому +7

    Is that SLEEP’S HOLY MOUNTAIN? Fantano, my man.

  • @willcrane2017
    @willcrane2017 7 років тому +25

    Binging with Babish was in your house wasn't he?!

  • @jimmyl27
    @jimmyl27 4 роки тому +9

    Can’t wait to see this on Trainwreckords

  • @CarterGall
    @CarterGall 7 років тому +5

    I was listening to itunes previews of this album while watching your review. When I got to "Flannel" I could not believe how bad the trap drums sounded. BUT when you said opn influenced sound piece at the end I did not believe it til I heard it.

  • @drummr1313
    @drummr1313 7 років тому +18

    You know what the red flannel means.
    You KNOW what the red flannel means!!!

  • @twilitsaenguani485
    @twilitsaenguani485 6 років тому +9

    Might need to sample that "Yo girl, I'm a doomsday prepper." as an hook on my EP, credits given of course. XD

  • @adamlaray4170
    @adamlaray4170 6 років тому +8

    7:57 band name idea: Stoned in a Canoe

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien 6 років тому +9

    It feels like... *IT'S ARMOR*

  • @dav.187
    @dav.187 7 років тому +6

    i actually got a "what color is red" adidas commercial before this

  • @michaelkur10
    @michaelkur10 7 років тому +75

    His halftime show was horrid.

    • @mickels2020
      @mickels2020 7 років тому +3

      It was so bad it was good for me

    • @jgilly223
      @jgilly223 7 років тому +14

      Not really a fan of the music but I felt like he performed it well

    • @Anthonycheesman2024
      @Anthonycheesman2024 7 років тому +3

      He's better then Bruno mars cover routine

    • @ryanl6037
      @ryanl6037 7 років тому +10

      Mike Kurten why? everyone seemed happy that he was preforming and that prince tribute was so nice

    • @TorsoJones1
      @TorsoJones1 7 років тому +6

      Huh I was actually pretty into it and I wouldn’t call myself a JT fan

  • @jesserizzle
    @jesserizzle 7 років тому +23

    I think you forget the Neptunes worked extensively on Justified as well. Obviously in that instance it worked out

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 7 років тому

      My Name yes, but they don't have total control with this one.

  • @analogsentimentalism
    @analogsentimentalism 7 років тому +49

    Don't hurt him Tony!

  • @Videogamewalkthrough
    @Videogamewalkthrough 7 років тому +1

    Love that you're digging ween (or at least referencing them more) hope to catch you at a show this year

  • @aye744
    @aye744 7 років тому +63

    Justin is too *woke* for silly melon.