HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
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- Опубліковано 5 гру 2017
- Today we're getting a lesson from the master...
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correction:
hey, girl, are you a maths test?
because i'd fail you
Amazing
Gibby would approve
U could also say “cause I’m cheating on u”
TheEdgySunflower oof
wow
How do people not love Memeulous? I'm dying on my bed from laughter.
Sammee. Every video😂😂😂💚💚
Same lmao
I didn’t see from laughter and I was like what
He's a youtuber honestly how often do you think he leaves the house?
@@wabc2336 he needs to get food tho ;-;
How to become a roadman:
1) buy a puffer jacket
2)Wear it EVERYWHERE
3)watch arsenal fan TV
And ride a 10 year old scooter
Arsenal are trash
Dont forget the pouch
Can’t forget the endless supply of weed
Can I do this as an American but with a white tank top and baseball.
Holy shit, I just found someone who's a bigger virgin than me.
Hey bro I just want you to know that you've got a lot of likes just saying
Yeah.
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Saymyname yeah me 😂😂😂
i know right and the whitest video ever
Things a girl likes to be called:
1. Honey
2. Sugar
3. Flour
4. 4 Eggs
5. Stir
6. Pre-heat oven to 340°
True
Oooh! Dont get it because im brain dead fill me in please
You don't preheat after you've done everything...
Oooh! How long should it be in there?
Lucas Jensen | 69 minutes.
Holy shit I just realised that I went to primary school with him. He used to be super obsessed with birds. I just had so many flashbacks.
Hahahahahahahaha...I am actually jealous.
dAMN
Did he call ever you a ham roll?
Veix Latin
Sure
Fanfiction Writer isn't he trolling? Kinda seems like he is.
As a girl, if someone started speaking roadman to me I would be turned on by the beautiful words
It’s kinda true.It does happen not gonna lie trust me i swear
i hang around with boys and they speak road and i’m used to it. i’ve hung around them for so long that i speak road now 😂
So poetic ✨
raindrop as you should
Same, I’d love to be called a ham roll
Imagine a old man who’s almost about to divorce relying on this dude to save his marriage and talking roadman
I generally thought that pixelated sunglasses edit was you for a second there 😂
Same
Genuinely*
Same
bon apple tea
i have tits but unfortunately i'm a guy Bone App The Teeth
You ham roll
You Jam roll
HarrisonFur big up troopz
You HarrisonFur
That profile pick matches your comment so perfectly
HarrisonFur this sounded cute for some reason
MEMEULOUS YOURA HAMROLL INIT FAM
Wagwan ye dat mad ting fam (i tink dis kid james needs to be tought of how to :wink.get a hairline and get a van to get her in his van Bitch😂😂😂🤣
H a m r o l l
Ik big ting innit
Yes memeulous is my best mate
Going through old vids
Memeulous just managed to make the 10:00
His electricity must have been turned off by the council
Haah
Why is Jesus watching this tf
Savige
Jesus Christ ohhhhh
You're so bait fam! you stole my chicken nuggets init!
whale 😅😅
lol
That was bare jokes blud, ya creps are safe fam
prodbycmn bye mandem
Gonna have to go TheASDA to hook me up with the merch blad!
"How to get a girl"
Google: treat her nice and compliment her
Bing: 7:25
Cytraan best comment
Cytraan soooo underated😂👌
Underrated comment. 😂😂😂
I’m fucking crying of laughter
This sent me
No one :
James : hE’s JuSt a bLOodY haM RoLL
How did I read this exactly when he said that
He should of just said *"Spread'em"*
*get clapped*
*You're CLAPPED*
@@cannibalcrow2599 **You're*
MC mental?
I have a relative called James who looks just like him...
...except he's three years old
Kra Z Kapin wait what’s the difference??
Creeper Reaper16 the world may never know.
Was his first word hamroll?
You have to stop it before it begins...
skybellrock yes
How to get a girl:
Step 1: Genetics
Or mabey putting effort into developing your personality and intellect .
@@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 r/woosh
@@ellsb282 people still woosh in 2020?
diego brando apparently
@@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 This was one of the most easy to get jokes. How do you not get it?
on his “i pulled a girl” thumbnail there was a box that said:
•IN THE VAN✅
so maybe what he meant by that is that he pulled a girl off the street and into his van, which is a more likely story
I feel kinda sorry for James, he genuinely seemed to try to be funny.
Good video, Memeulous. Had a good laugh.
Yeh but he is funny tho😂
Who said he is not funny
@@calvin1419 no one i never said someone said he wasnt funny
@@mykcltherapy wit
I think he meant it as a skit😂
i think korean billy taught him the dialect of 'roadman'...
If you want a GF you just need to go to a girl you like and say ''spread 'em''... Oh and thank me later
Worked like a charm fam, cheers
As a girl, I can confirm this works
HannahLJ2112 my god mate
As a girl, i agree
@@iziryu Put your hand on her shoulder and say in a deep voice "Hey"
Hey memeoulous *_just_* scraped it didn’t ya with the 10 min mark
Lol I knew the end card felt longer
gotta make ends meet
"She asked me to pass the ketchup... Then I said suck mine off... I'm beginning to see my errors now" xD
Lol
Shut up
xd rawr lol rolf lamo
Melanie Chan ooooooooooooooooooo good job?
Yeah....we were there...
Wait this isn’t free robux
True :)
Get in my van for free robux
Lucas Shillito ham roll
NottsNinja hahah no way 🤙
Lucas Shillito that’s what I was thinking
🎵The guide to getting a girl!🎵
Not like that...
69 likes nocie
"That's more of a right hook" 😂
I got an ad about teaching me how to stop driving women away
How many of hamrolls videos did you watch?
Yes
zeme_exe me too
"i accidentally made eye contact with a girl on the train' This one is a little too real for me
The 731 dislikes are hamrolls
6 months and only 25 more
@@lakegothotd2259 1 week and only 3 more
2 years 100 more
889 now
To get a girl just say:
*do ya like jazz?*
I literally hear Barry Benson
Cringe
I would melt-
One up. Make it your username
You sir, own the keys to my heart
I feel like he's a sarcastic UA-camr. No way he dabs like that and makes the thumbnail that bad on purpose, and is serious.
Ohadyy well jake paul exist...
Ohadyy yeah I agree
No shit Sherlock
Ohadyy I’m guessing he’s joking😂😂
I bet James rb10 is secretly memeulous
Confirmed
You think durv is related to memeulous?
That's exactly wat I was thinking
Paddy Brown illuminati;stay right where u are
It all makes sense now......
Can someone please confirm this
Normal person: You're really stupid
"Roadman": You're a bagel, fam
I came back to this vid in 2020 is it just me or did George have a deeper voice😂
He sounds like he has a blocked nose
2021 shit true tho his voice is way deeper
I'll be ok just living my life forever alone
*watches the video anyways*
thebahooplamaster It's a Memeulous video, how can anyone resist not watching?
thebahooplamaster lol
666 likes 👌🏻
thebahooplamaster 666th likes
Same
A GUIDE ON GETTING A GIRL A GUIDE ON GETTING A GIRL A GUY ON GETTING A GIRRRRRRRRRRL
Oy Phil wat was the product you showed jhontron
This is not how to keep a girl
Ye this is more of how to keep a boy😂😂😂🤣🤣
Reptilasaurus 90 it’s how to loose one.
Yes it is
congratulations for observation sherlock
10:01?
Getting a bit brave aren’t we George
Ooooo
10 minutes and 1 second long, Memeulous has no shame
thecmbgamers lol
thecmbgamers you ham roll
thecmbgamers ham roll
Troopz from Arsenal Fan TV says ham roll😂
BACK AGAIN
Laca-bludclaart-zette
It's a struggle for me
Ham roll rambo fam
Spartan H yesss
😂😂 .. watching your old videos always cheers me up great content and delivery keep it up man
My bowl of cereal spilled absolutely everywhere when the advert started, memeulous consider yourself paid
Fuck the bell,we need an alarm!
MrsBally u
Fuck the War Siren, We need the Alarming Blimp with Billboard say "Warning" every 10 Block perimeter!
True
We need a own personal nuke to inform us when memeulous uploads a video because UA-cam isn’t doing shittttt
Thanks i got a peng roblox girlfriend
I just came from another one of George’s Videos called
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
Two words. I subscribed. This channel is addicting and hilarious. Love your sarcasm. Keep it up mate.
How to get a girlfriend
Step 1: Call here a wagwan
Step 2: Not get maced
Niickeyy great advice
Niickeyy call here a what’s up
Step 3:proper grammar
Niickeyy do you even no what wagwan means cous the way your saying it suggests you dont
Niickeyy no ya call her a beure and hope for the best
i was talking to a girl and i called her ex a hotdog.
she rejected me, but i think thats because i didnt say 'hamroll'
god james you give the best advice
the Double Voice dude aw
Not a wink just a mini stroke.
Thanks for the video memeulous very funny keep up the good work ham roll!! 😎😎
How am I supposed to hit the bell when I already hit it? Your videos are awesome and funny keep it up :)
Just dab on the haters and you'll be swimming in Gfs
Justin Y. I see you every where
Yeah I'm in every root of youtube
Lol more like your like bot.
Here before his lame comments get botted to top comment
Thanks for replying you're helping my comment get to the top
You brought this on yourself
Hamroll
James is too pure for this world.
Found your videos back in 2017 and watching them ever since until today
That sneaky 10:01 time memeulous
Dr Tygan ikr
Isn't that like 2 or 3 seconds added by UA-cam?
Dr Tygan that's the time u was ment to get oborted but they failed
Rio Francis if ur not 12 ur 13
Dr Tygan why
Memeulous = Ham Roll
what do you mean
I mean he's a fucking Ham Roll.
Ok question.... Why cant i stop watching these videos!!!!!! I been watching them basically all day!!! Im subbing btw
James sounds like Onion in Apple And Onion.
WillNE is a block
Melvs he’s clapped
a diamond block
How else do you live in memecraft?
Head
Memeulous is in my van, do you want to get in it?
Also I'm going to yell "This teacher is a ham roll" in my English lesson
Hi Dylan A
Shawn S I love your pfp
Shawn S don't I did it once and I got detention
ducky boye I got a 2 hour detention and isolation for 2 days.
Shawn S ooh badman
The fact that memeulous is playing a story about my uncle makes me very happy.
Your sarcasm is on another level
came here for a girlfriend and now i'm not allowed within 50 meters of her
Finley Sayer lol XD
Finley Sayer Wanted to like your comment to show you how much I cared but I was afraid to ruin the 69 likes that might be the only sexual thing you will ever experience.
Finley Sayer 😂😂😂
Or 100 meters of any other girl
Lmao, it didn't work.
Never Lucky m8 yeah, that starts to happen when you get older. It just doesn't work.
Never Lucky m8 #virgin forever
I guess you are never lucky m8.
Were you in a relationship in the first place?
HAM ROLL
George, thank you for the videos. You so make me laugh keep it up pal 😊
James saved my relationship, we were in a tight spot, on the bink of breaking up. Until I told her I'm watching James' video on keeping girls just for us. She called me a brave soldier and now we're getting married 👌
James took inspiration from " Harry Potter and the noscoping stone."
Nagisa p
De wae q
10:01 great length
Christoffer Kemp init 😂
ikr
Christoffer Kemp hey, more memeulous! That's great!
So Memeulous, you’re my best mate now. I turned them notifications on 😂❤️
That Blitzed me too xD
2:41 THE GUIDE TO BECOME AN IMMORTAL VIRGIN!
How to get a girlfriend in 2 steps:
1-become a Roblox player
2--become a ODer
Your a genius
* Anteoculatia * online dater there are many of them on Roblox
* Anteoculatia * ODer=online dater
"123 for gf"
oder police ur undr arestt
How to get a girlfriend? You friend request them on Habbo Hotel
Or roblox
I put on notifications, am I your best mate now? Lol, I love your videos and hope to see more ones like this.
This is my favourite memeulous video ever
Get in my van
That would not *bee* *bee*liant!
Barry Bee Benson u have free fidget spinners?
🅱arry 🅱ee 🅱enson 🅱🅾ℹ
maro and lawingui
Barry Bee Benson is it white
React to the new youtube rewind...
Mr tumble fight
Mr Tumble nut me you’re my childhood.
Oh gosh the new rewind is pure garbage
Every one of your vids makes me laugh so hard
"memeulous was the person who taught me how to speak roadman" I absolutely love that.
I GOT 3 ADS FOR THIS???
At least he isn't demonitized.
I got.... none.
I got 1
I got 2
Bola Shonubi same
not demonitized.....yet ;)
he *dabbed* with his fist closed im
Spxrkes lluminate
You done with your spam m8?
He *dobe* with his fist closed
Spxrkes lluminate ur a hamroll blud
Spxrkes lluminate well done do u want a trophy?
JackJordan2 lol
One of the gems of UA-cam content
Hey bae your ex is a cheeseburger fam *NOW GET IN THE VAN*
Lmao
Strange how this video is 10 minutes long
Reezey 101 strange how this ____ is 10 inches long... 😂
Reezey 101 strange how there aren’t any ads in it so no he didn’t purposely do it for money also you think he is gonna be monetized 😂
Blake Wall there are ads now
Blake Wall But I got 2 ads
You know there's no shame 😂
Thanks man will recommend to my 8 year old cousin!
Ned has a cousin?
Kyle Rayner You bet he darn diddly does, neighberino!
Kyle Rayner, that's exactly what I was thinking.
i’m watching this in 2020, george why do you sound like that
Wow this is so helpful thank you so much i'll be sure to use these rn
Hamroll, sounds nice
Cringe.exe has stopped working.
Please contact the Microsoft Corporation for further details.
Exotic Eagle ham roll
Exotic Eagle hey at least he’s confident to use the mic
Exotic Eagle this dude’s hacking on modern warfare 2 can you ban him please
hugo Caldera Sure thing, what's his Gamertag?
S P R E A D E M
Miichael O H Y E A H B A B Y
O I B R U V
as a member of the female gender i feel legally obligated to inform you that if someone started talking to me like that i would start crying with how turned on i felt because of those beautiful acts
*thanks james I’m gonna take my math homework every date I go on*
Here before this channel is getting terminated and this gets reuploaded on new channel.
Good job hitting the 10:01 mark lol
shark warior gotta earn that UA-cam money lol
ABSOLUTE BANGER im sure this will definetly help me keep my girl
I mean being called a ham roll is pretty flattering especially if you’re me
I'm Memeulous's best mate!
Yay?
James has 20 more seconds than memeulous on this video
I needed this.
James made a deep fried meme before they existed, he was ahead of his time.