there is apparently nothing in his head (e.g. "nothing behind my eyes"), but sometimes his brain does a little diddy and then he is kind enough to share it with us.
Lyrics Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)
I have an uncle that always takes me to thrift shops and stuff, he sadly doesn’t look like jack but hes real cool, he always gives me music recommendations
@@bineshii iTs A coCktAiL WiTh SpARklinG WinE aND OrAngE JuiCe Except we don't tell the cops about the sparkling wine. Just shove the 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' poster in his face then speed off
Keep in my cap and Imma drinkin my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster. You guys probably know the lyrics by now but I just thought I’d leave them here just in case :)
@@GreenGergop i could understand most of it ok (though the video context did help) the one part i could understand perfectly was "i wanna sit up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he wont poke me. now you don't poke me."
Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)
The one thing I love the most in this video is the car scene at 1:27, where he looks back at his children, hits a hard turn, and the entire world moves.
Policeman Planet but they are fake,he printed them out (EDIT: JESUS FUCK,STOP REPLYING TO THIS 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT,I FORGOT I EVEN MADE THIS DAMN COMMENT,SHIT
I love this so much. This is so cute and Jack just looks like he's vibin' on his own shit, like, my damn heart was overfilled with joy when he started dancing between intermissions. He just looked so happy to do his own thing.
Jack stauber: djsjsbhdifikfk keep calm carry on poster Me: oh yeah this is my jam edit: woah I completely forgot about this comment, I think this might be my most liked comment :) anyway,
Nyliun ✨ Nyliun ✨ my mom let us watch people get shot in movies and let us watch rated R stuff but if any sexy parts came on she made us cover our eyes hahhahahahhaa
Lyric time 😩: Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) End of lyric time 😞
Hi im Iny He’s not married but I think he has a girlfriend. There was a tumblr post where it showed him and his girlfriend but it was a while ago, not sure if they’re still together.
Jack is best mom
Prince Cookie yes
Obviously
STEVEN IS BEST MOM ILL FIGHT U
Momma Jack
She my mom
Ahh yes.
I love my mom.
Her scraggly beard was so soothing to me as a child.
Ah, and always hiding the Special K! She was amazing
Dont forget the well known junk bag she uses for shopping!
Don’t forget the weird tasting orange juice she always has
Lmao
Let's not forget the culinary perfection that was the PB and J
I love that Jack seems to be having a genuinely fun time while recording himself dancing
Es verdad, quiero una mamá como Jack, las compras serian más divertidas
@@Gdalliee It definitely would be more fun!
@@cloudpuff4577 yeah
@@Gdalliee ikr
Yeah it made me laugh and smile☺️
I love it when my mom, Jack Stauber, drunk drives me to the mall
IM FUCKING GIGGLING AT THIS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
My mom, Jack Stauber,
The line “I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he won’t poke me” is possibly one of the best lines in musical history
It flows like a nice river on a calm day
@@Cat5_ the “now you don’t poke me” compliments it
@@tuney7319 It truly does
The bee can poke 2 times
n o w , y o u d o n ‘ t p o k e m e .
There are two types of Jack Stauber songs, "I am absolutely grooving right now" and "there is absolutely nothing"
there is apparently nothing in his head (e.g. "nothing behind my eyes"), but sometimes his brain does a little diddy and then he is kind enough to share it with us.
and We LOVE it.
and I've never related to something more. no thoughts, only groove
No, there’s 3 groups: group1: pressed flowers, windrag, smooth. Group2: gettin’ my mom on, my plea. Group3: two time, baby hotline, fighter
*they groovin'*
I love how Jack can make the most disturbing animation to ever exist
and then there's this. Just him grooving
frr
to which animation do you refer?
@@kymckober8011ik you're talking to peridot, but I like ALL OF THE STYLES
@@kymckober8011opal is pretty disturbing
This is actually Opal's mom
Lyrics
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
I made it 69 likes lol
@@TheREAL_WatermelonCatNow its 96
@@artext717 yeah
THANK YOU OML, im so sad cause i love jack but i can never understand what he's saying 😭
It's "Cutthroat connection" for the first actual lyric
jack is like that fun uncle that takes you out with him.
While drunk driving with kids in the back of the car that might not be his kids
I actually have an Uncle who looks a lot like Jack, Google Guthrie Gloag
and then flips the jeep
I have an uncle that always takes me to thrift shops and stuff, he sadly doesn’t look like jack but hes real cool, he always gives me music recommendations
@@bineshii iTs A coCktAiL WiTh SpARklinG WinE aND OrAngE JuiCe
Except we don't tell the cops about the sparkling wine.
Just shove the 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' poster in his face then speed off
Jack would make an amazing mother in my opinion
ezbean870 good one
Agreed
He's already got the important stuff down according to this vid.
No he'd traumatize his kids lol
Keep calm is the only thing a mom needs to do
The “ow” in the background after the knife line to me implies that the bee did, in fact, poke him.
his background singing to his own music at 1:54 is some of my favorite things in life
Jack: *says shit I cant fully understand*
Me: such good songs
Jack; sheldoshahhghgghhgg keep calm carry on poster
Me: good shit
Keep in my cap and Imma drinkin my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster. You guys probably know the lyrics by now but I just thought I’d leave them here just in case :)
Qwert _ :OOOOOO
DashGamezEveryday he’s doing God’s work
Qwert _ I figured them out myself
1:46 My name is Jack Stauber and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
Lmao
True
The real effort is that he created this video
yes.
this made me laugh more than it should've
Why is he so pretty? Like I don’t understand how someone can be so talented and so beautiful at the same time
He’s the epitome of a perfect human being
Anyone can be both easily at same time it's simple to understand
LMAO AS I WAS READING THIS I TURNED AND LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS JUST FLOPPING AROUND
@@strastudio4029 lol
Like bro he's adorable 😭✋
I like how some of Jack's videos have deep, dark, depressing lore, and then there's just T H I S-
That steering wheel isn't for steering the car. It's for turning the axis of reality
Thank you. That really made me laugh
It’s an instant pot lid
@@greenlysquirrel9574 I thought you were trying to say “plot twist” but nope, it’s an actual pot lid.
arguably its for turning the universe around the wheel, rather than the wheels itself turning
I don't use the word "funky" often but this beat is so goddamn funky my dude
Its literally the "who got the funk, we got that funk" beat lol
He's the living definition of funky
I imagine that being read in dark dom’s voice
I use the word funky way to often but I can vouch this is double funky
It is indeed funk
what would jack do without his greenscreen
Make more clay horrors.
He looks so swag with them shades😩😩
“Captions unavailable”. Even the captions don’t wanna attempt his singing
I still don't know the lyrics
The only words I could understand in the entire video was “keep calm carry on poster”
@@GreenGergop i could understand most of it ok (though the video context did help)
the one part i could understand perfectly was "i wanna sit up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he wont poke me. now you don't poke me."
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
He’s just getting his mom on chill
The one thing I love the most in this video is the car scene at 1:27, where he looks back at his children, hits a hard turn, and the entire world moves.
The wheel doesn’t control the car. It controls the camera.
I always look for the scene everytime
I like how jack isn’t afraid to do funny stuff and put it on the internet. I wish I had that level of confidence.
But you wont cuz u a loser
0:54 I love how the red bag just says "Junk"
everyone: jack stauber is so deep
also jack stauber:
garlic bread he do be a mom doe 😳
Momma Stauber
Boi jack (mother) stauber
epic gamer 420 lol (no it’s momma)
it depends on the video tbh. But people in the youtube comments look way too far into some videos.
The steering wheel is an instant pot lid.
Now that I know this......... Well I just know it now
somuchMincraft 7 👌
No it's a steering wheel you dummie
Yeah you stupid its a steering wheel smh my head
beble pebble it’s not a steering wheel you can clearly see that
Jack Stauber dancing is my permanent aesthetic.
Every Mom should play this amazing song on Mother’s Day !!!
ᴵ ᴳᴱᵀ ᴵᵀ, ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴵᵀ'ˢ ᴹᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ'ˢ ᴰᴬʸ
ExActLy
You know it’s a hard flex when jack himself likes your comment
AGREE
i remember 2 years ago mothers day, it was fine i guess..
Jack give you a hart you know how hard is that that happends you aré so lucky
Fun fact: This was Jacks response to someone saying “stop being depressed and get a real job”
The only appropriate response
I can approve of this happily
He is practicing the Dudeism lol =))))
LMAO
Is this real? Where does one find Jack lore
jack can go from vibing to existencial crisis in 2 videos
i hope he comes back on yt soon i miss that guy
1:42 I felt that
*jack straight up drinking and driving with kids in the back seat* Everyone: “he’s such a good mom!”
and there aren't wearing their seatbelts
they
@@jahmangle4188 they
for a second thought that was orange juice
HES GETING HIS MOM ON
love the rice cooker lid as the steering wheel :axelaugh:
Kaden Lawson idk how but i didnt notice until u pointed it out
does jack play dota? 😍
Jack HEARTED YOU?!?!?!
@@randmcnally2713 what's that?
@@andresadias9448 it's a video game, " :axelaugh: " is a reference from it ☺
Jacks is the mom we all want😌 his little dance 0:53 had me like 😭💕💕
Jack looks like he's having the time of his life doing this ! It makes me feel happy :)
Kids: *fighting*
Karen Stauber: *S W E R V*
Karen Stauber
Thomas Reason KAREN STAUBER- 😂😂😂😂😂😂-
That's an insult
Karen Stauber
Who is Karen
instrumentals sound like something straight from Chowder
omfg yes
Game theroy Was jack chowder
I almost guarantee the beat is from an old parliament song called "give up the funk" thats not a bad thing.
Farhan Fahmi ah a fellow man of couture
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW I LITERALLY WATCHED LIKE EVERY EPISODE OF CHOWDER
Jack stauber cosplaying as a suburban mom
one of the coupons said “free garbage”
It was a burger tho.
Me
salt lamps
One of the bags says junk
Pls give time stamp
I want to be the camera man watching him dance for this
Ms. Fox same
that would be amazing
#DreamJob
Tripode time
Oh, but but don’t we all
The phone part is truly relatable, either lay down. Or your gonna fidget with something I mean come on-
This song gives me more serotonin than any thing
Jack: now you don’t poke me!
Bee: *pokes*
Jack: *listen here you little-*
Kokichi Ouma kokichi what are you doing here hahaha
Nene Yashiro I’m here I guess o-o
I think you look like a sexy motorcycle *v r o o m v r o o m*
CUPID SISTERS *V R O O M V R O O M*
oMg KoKiChI- 😭🔫
Wait a second don't tear up those coupons my broke ass needs em
Policeman Planet but they are fake,he printed them out (EDIT: JESUS FUCK,STOP REPLYING TO THIS 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT,I FORGOT I EVEN MADE THIS DAMN COMMENT,SHIT
gummybear madness believe me there are
r/wooosh
Jules Ortega you CAN'T say anything more fitting XD
gummybear madness No. Shit.
'Hiding the special K... oh that's just for me' has such fantastic mom energy, nailed it!
*I have sunglasses almost identical to that and it took me watching this video just to realize how mom they actually look*
nobody:
my mom trying to convince me that shopping with her is fun:
How is that so accurate
With me and mom it's the other way around 😂
just walking behind her while she takes 3 hours to find a pair of jeans 😔
that’s a mood
Why is this funny to me
0:36 can we appreciate how he uses a pressure cooker lid as a steering wheel?
*WHILE DRUNK DRIVING-*
@@bruhbobent *W I T H H I S K I D S -*
Recponisbl paretn
i thought it was a roomba
I just wanna say that there is no doubt in my mind that Jack is the best mom ever
this man is perfect
Top 10 iconic mothers
Canyon Code in anime
Sydney Klemm
no in anywhere
Top 10 anime moms
Top ten sexiest Hentai moms
Top 10 milfs(?
I think a bee was probably kidnapped for this video.
:0
Nope just a paid actor
Knowing Jack, he would probably attempt paying the bee.
@@Oridemic im not even jack and i would pay the bee because I felt bad for using it
like a 1/50 of his life was spent on this video
im listening it in mothers day
I really want to see Bo Burnham and Jack Stauber do a collab together
That collab would give me life
BREAKING NEWS " The two most chaotic music creators have just teamed up, and created music that could kill God himself."
When you're 7 and think the Mimosa that's on the table is your orange juice: *"oH tHaT's JuSt FoR mE."*
Oh, he says mamosa, always thought it was mom sauce
Logan NOTPAUL same thing
my mom always made non-alcoholic mimosas for new years, and they were good
@@anxiety64 That's just... orange juice.
@@Dogman_35 it was made of fizzy white grape juice and orange juice
Karen Stauber
Such an evil insult
Can't decide if I love or hate this
She took the kids.
@@dark_attribute same
pls rly?
At 1:50 he genuinely looks happy it's just wholesome 😭-
I like the way he touched the keep calm carry on poster
I’m so glad UA-cam put you in their creator spotlight
Cristina Diaz Me too!
They did? Got a link?
Cristina Diaz oml Emma chamberlain vids to this. *hElP*
So glad he wasn't in their rewind...
He's a world treasure.
I love this so much. This is so cute and Jack just looks like he's vibin' on his own shit, like, my damn heart was overfilled with joy when he started dancing between intermissions. He just looked so happy to do his own thing.
Who Cares .
@@rutracking hm?
I know right! It's so cool!
@@camera2178 honestly!!
@@rutracking Bruh
This has got to be the most groovy music video he's ever released and I'm here for that exact reason
when i say i love this man,,,,,
I sent this to my mom on mothers day
she loved it
same but just did it out of nowhere, she didn't say anything though
b-but my mother says "wtf is this"
_vV AR_ she said that at first but I think it grew on her
@@DmackTV OMG 666 likes i have to ruin this to save Mr Beast from demonetization
She said wtf
Can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact that he had such a big smile while pretending be was driving with the children
Dont forget Queen
Dont forget he was drinking and driving
Good even if I didn't do kids there if I had a big smile
This is gotta be the absolute best jack stauber song to date
This would kill if played on a "motherhood" montage on a tv show
*WHY IS THE SPECIAL K SO TRUE*
*WHAT THE HELL*
*HE KNOWS TOO MUCH*
Find it out dum-dum we all have those kinds of relatives maybe not even moms
clawz, just clawz
r/wooosh?
@@hamham675 yeah, r/wooosh
@@hamham675 r/wooosh.
Jack subers talking about his secret life as your mom here I shall I should know because my secret life was being your dad
Happy Mother's day y'all
Merry mommy day dude
Benny worm and gettin his mom is possibly the only wholesome videos jack stauber has ever produced
One of my favorite things about this song is that he makes no mention of dad. Sibgle mom representation.
I hope he nevers featured in rewind, people aren’t ready for him
Jack is too good for rewind
The whole rewind is a shithole
@@GPLT4L true. Rewind would taint his following
They deserve to know
*jack is to cool for rewind*
So are we not gonna talk about how this is one of the cutest videos he’s ever made
Well we should
@@slam.p facts lets talk
@@kirishimakinnie3205 talk we shall
@@minana2785 you guys didn’t talk 👁👄👁
@@minana2785 when you guys didn’t talk: 👁👄👁
0:51 who else was like ohh yeaa its groovy time!!!!! lmaooo love Jack sm
Some Jack's songs feels like saturday childhood happyness
Jack is best mom and no one can say otherwise
Zanpai Chan otherwise
Dont Know Don't Care
Gasp.
How dare you.
Jack stauber is the only person who can make me like songs without knowing the lyrics
ikr haha
miku
wetblanket I don’t like vocaloid
To bad
@@absolutelyshmooie7086 reasonable
"Weird health chips" i love this man so much
Jack is a dream uncle figure
1:08
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT JACK’S _GORGEOUS_ EYES
*c l a y e y e s*
@@xigaxhad3635 y e s
mmmmm
@@xigaxhad3635 y e s
B e a u t y
Jack stauber: djsjsbhdifikfk keep calm carry on poster
Me: oh yeah this is my jam
edit: woah I completely forgot about this comment, I think this might be my most liked comment :)
anyway,
Wooooosh (it means you don’t get the joke)
@RedNblue the gopnik No it was a joke
@RedNblue the gopnik Yeah no, there was a joke here you just didn't catch.
@RedNblue the gopnik ddhhddjks dudkanbcje disoak gmc smkc . Scorl!
Oh thAs JUs fo Meee
No one talking about how perfectly he's turning that pressure cooker lid steering wheel?
some people may say this is the worst video ever, but to me, this is *a masterpiece*
Who has said that, tell me so I can give them a stern talking to.
Who said that? Let me break their legs-
Who the hell said that?
This song barely have 838 dislikes
@@Green1sh01 maybe more than a talking to.
jack is a soccer mom who always gets her kids the shirts that say “im mamas superhero” and cover their eyes when something sexual comes on TV
Melonni I want jack to be my soccer mom
I think they could make something amazing, but I also think that it would literally destroy youtube through the power of pure, unadulterated weird
Nyliun ✨ Nyliun ✨ my mom let us watch people get shot in movies and let us watch rated R stuff but if any sexy parts came on she made us cover our eyes hahhahahahhaa
mmm but he steals clothes, drinks while driving, and doesn’t care for his kids health... sounds like a loving mom to me
Mother’s Day Anthem
Honestly Jack is such a fun lad- absolutely love these- he's just having a time- 🧡
Jack has the coolest vibes
"Slip into JC Pennys - they're having a day sale; Getting my mom on"
Love that line
Lyric time 😩:
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
End of lyric time 😞
Why aren't you the top com?
Copy and paste power time baby
You are a hero
Thanks this'll no doubt be in my head for weeks to come
MVP
0:50 I love his little dancy dance smmmm
1:07 legend for getting an old special k box on probably ebay and not a normal one just to complete the Vibe of the video
This is the part where the kid who said stop being depressed and get a job realizes he will never be as popular as jack
@Orange Jello i didnt know sorry
That “kid” was Markiplier, I’d say he’s doing pretty good for himself now
@@Pootisbird01 oh dam-
@@Pootisbird01 wait really? I need Context
@@bloof5455 No, it’s not Markiplier
Kids: literally start killing each other.
Jack: S K I R T
Edit: HOW DID THIS DOG SHIT COMMENT GET 4.5K
Skiiirt
It used to be just arguing why are they killing each other now?
Lol
*hehe danganronpa go brr*
@@chiacknelnanakson7611 LMAO YUSS
two minutes and seven seconds of pure groove
fun fact: i can sing this entire song at this same speed without slipping up *once.*
*fear me*
Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir
amateur. I can sing buttercup in latin backwards
@@sadiconwalangleeg we shall praise thee
god fears this dude
I can sing tea errors in old Chinese and backwards at 2x speed with the instrumental included
I always imagined Jack being alone in his house bored, then decides to make some music, it's great
Hi im Iny
He’s not married but I think he has a girlfriend. There was a tumblr post where it showed him and his girlfriend but it was a while ago, not sure if they’re still together.
As a producer, I can say that's pretty accurate. At least for me.
Happy mothers day to the best mom, Jack
Jack is creative by just *jack stauber powers*
I love how the steering wheel is a crock pot lid, there’s just so many things that stitch this video together to create a masterpiece
Who else would be friends with jack even if he wasn’t famous? Like- he genuinely seems like a cool guy
Me
From interviews he tbh seems really weird lol but I admire how passionate he clearly is about music & animating
Me ofc
he seems interesting and cool tho
I want meet him so badly, he seems so chill and kind