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  • @anothercasual4575
    @anothercasual4575 4 роки тому +48

    "I don't want it. Its darker than me."
    I feel like that could be a sex joke

  • @someoneyoudontknow6083
    @someoneyoudontknow6083 6 років тому +200

    New segment title: What's Skitten chewin' on now? but it's gotta be sung like the iCarly segment "What's Gibby thinking about."

    • @sifuculreif6448
      @sifuculreif6448 5 років тому +3

      Ever think how maybe that segment is a subtle callback to the 90's nickelodeon short series called "Mr. Frear's Ears", which played inbetween commercials?

  • @a_daly9821
    @a_daly9821 6 років тому +289

    Bro I finish a tub of Ben and Jerry's in like 5 mins. 20 mins to finish that little thing, easy work lol

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +18

      Alwaysnumberr 1 Fatass

    • @carcinogenicoak3057
      @carcinogenicoak3057 6 років тому +6

      Alwaysnumberr 1 Same my dude. Fucking same.

    • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
      @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 років тому +6

      u okay my dude

    • @a_daly9821
      @a_daly9821 6 років тому

      Jeeves Anthrozaur watch the vid to the end and you'll get it

    • @salamir0semyosotis21
      @salamir0semyosotis21 6 років тому +4

      I got some B&J today, chocolate ice cream with marshmallow and a caramel center with chocolate bits. So good.

  • @CaptainFalconRacer
    @CaptainFalconRacer 6 років тому +48

    I love that you call her a fatass and she just sits there and laughs it off. You two are a golden couple. 👍

  • @darius20ful
    @darius20ful 6 років тому +87

    Start a petition to let skitten eat in all vids on this channel

  • @wyspreeblue2048
    @wyspreeblue2048 6 років тому +57

    If Waluigi's so cheap how comes he's not a playable character in Smash Brothers?

    • @WarholMonet
      @WarholMonet 4 роки тому

      @Travis Rodrigue r/woosh

    • @WarholMonet
      @WarholMonet 4 роки тому

      That was the joke

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 роки тому

      @@WarholMonet
      What?

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 5 років тому +4

    7:00 "It's darker than me I don't want it"
    *Screenshots, posts to photoshop*
    OMG CHAVEZZ DO NOT GET A TAN

  • @averagegamer6959
    @averagegamer6959 6 років тому +8

    11:25
    Waiter: Our specials are curvy steak and tomato sauce with garlic spices
    Chavezz: We want soda bread
    Waiter: Im sorry what!!

    • @foreversimgirl828
      @foreversimgirl828 6 років тому +1

      Coolin the Gamer I actually had my dad try to order a boneless pizza once 😂 the waiter was laughing. Sorry I just had to share.

  • @jonnydarkfang2816
    @jonnydarkfang2816 6 років тому +72

    Disappointed we didn't get the "Touch my buns" routine from Queen Skitten. Had gotten used to them in the last few videos!

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Jon Harvey Hey hey, i made it for her, you should look for it

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 6 років тому

      30s Milkman ?

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Jon Harvey Comment section, i made a comment stealing her joke

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 6 років тому

      30s Milkman Ah, now I got ya! Saw the comment too, great minds think alike!

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 6 років тому +79

    It makes me think though, how many of these are double wooosh. Is there a rule to making a wooosh joke?

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +2

      karl jonson r/wooooosh

    • @joshthebrawler
      @joshthebrawler 6 років тому +2

      30s Milkman r/wooosh

    • @atlachanacha
      @atlachanacha 6 років тому +23

      Sometimes wonder how many of these wooosh are actual idiots, and after realizing they were stupid, pretend that they were whooos-ing

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 6 років тому +4

      atlachanacha That too. That's cheating then.

    • @llcrispy7319
      @llcrispy7319 6 років тому +3

      It's a woosh orgy

  • @SaviHow
    @SaviHow 6 років тому +6

    5:42 wait a minute, the guy who missed the joke actually said that wrong... Him incorrectly saying it made his statement correct lmao

  • @endless013
    @endless013 6 років тому +2

    that little tiny ice cream was small and puny

  • @SirLavii
    @SirLavii 5 років тому +5

    She's so gorgeous, when she was singing let it go and the Cam zoomed in on her, I became so jealous of him

  • @thatslickgecko3414
    @thatslickgecko3414 6 років тому +71

    My perfect girl is my hand

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +8

      xavier daniels Mines my right hand

    • @decode3667
      @decode3667 6 років тому +10

      This is why men are so toxic. They think it is ok to degrade a woman to the point they become the "hand" that serves every single of their needs.
      How would you feel if a woman would describe you as a tool to satisfy their needs?

    • @Brooklyn-pr6sr
      @Brooklyn-pr6sr 6 років тому +34

      De Code this is why some people are toxic, you just generalized all men. Instead of saying some men you just assumed that the issue is with all men.
      Edit: You're either a Feminazi or a white knight, pick your poison.

    • @thatslickgecko3414
      @thatslickgecko3414 6 років тому

      Im Fred

    • @decode3667
      @decode3667 6 років тому +3

      Pfff, you are part of the problem.
      You clearly do not realize that this male toxicity, patriarchy that has been going on for billion of years is the root of the problem. Every male has this problem, even females that think they are males are part of this problem as they have the instinctual patriarchal fascist nature that wants to dominate & abuse others.
      We need to spread awareness & fight this infestation of the male disease.

  • @Xanderj89
    @Xanderj89 5 років тому +1

    I thought you were kidding when you said you hadn't heard of soda bread lol. Just wait until you hear about coffee cake!

  • @llcrispy7319
    @llcrispy7319 6 років тому +6

    "If its darker than me, I don't want it"
    Skitten~2018

  • @TheFamilyLedger
    @TheFamilyLedger 6 років тому +5

    18:58 Dude that's about one spoonful of Ice cream. I've eaten more than that in a single mouthful. That is not a "Fat ass" level of Ice cream.

  • @Kevill
    @Kevill 6 років тому +1

    "It is darker than me, I don't want it"
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Excellent

  • @brodyupton9155
    @brodyupton9155 6 років тому +70

    You two are actually cute together

  • @sirensong237
    @sirensong237 5 років тому +2

    Ah yes, my favorite Addams family characters. Gomez and Rita Addams

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 6 років тому

    19:06 come on chaveezz that a tiny cup of ice cream lol

  • @vespuur
    @vespuur 6 років тому +5

    Chevezz over here looking like a water bear

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +5

      Vespuur Vespuur out here looking like a buff kirby

  • @nacrid2314
    @nacrid2314 4 роки тому

    Bro yall relationship goals i swear

  • @MankeyGamez
    @MankeyGamez 6 років тому +16

    mmm yes my day just got 1.1x better

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +2

      MankeyGamez Mine got 100000000000x times

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 2 роки тому

    4:19 it's been years since I saw this but I just noticed that's Best Jeanist getting whipped the fuck around by AFO

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 5 років тому +15

    Please compile just clips of Skitten eating and otherwise ruining intros to videos from 2018 I'd watch those 15 hours with a smile :)

    • @Mr.Preston3991
      @Mr.Preston3991 5 років тому +6

      You're kinda creepy.

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 2 роки тому

      How’s he gonna whittle it down to just 15 hours? 😂

  • @IceRanger41
    @IceRanger41 4 роки тому

    The next big game show- What’s! Skitten! Eating!

  • @connorthememealchemist751
    @connorthememealchemist751 6 років тому +14

    First chocolate now ice cream.

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +2

      Connor The meme alchemist Next, cough syrup

  • @Ricølitup
    @Ricølitup 4 роки тому

    “You gotta getting the getting while the getting can be hot or you can’t get it Gahdamn it” life changing quote

  • @Xeno_Solarus
    @Xeno_Solarus 6 років тому

    That "pizza rolls container" one actually hurt me. Like, I understand it's a joke, but still man, I'm hurt.

  • @desertboardtm4052
    @desertboardtm4052 6 років тому +1

    skitten looks buff af in 6:20

  • @splenoowave
    @splenoowave 4 роки тому

    6:54 “it’s darker than me I don’t want it” awkwardddddd

  • @theone6852
    @theone6852 6 років тому

    I love the couple reactions!

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Cleo Jn. Baptiste Theyre the best

  • @isaacrosales4152
    @isaacrosales4152 6 років тому

    "I hate... i hate everybody"
    Same Skitten

  • @dannydethanos6994
    @dannydethanos6994 6 років тому

    I'm enjoying the uploads man keep it up love both of you

  • @kamplol
    @kamplol 4 роки тому

    Nobody
    Chavez: tOp GOlF

  • @Nitr056O
    @Nitr056O 6 років тому +9

    I would like to see more Gordon Ramsay and sml.

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Nigel Hall Let me fix tour comment: I would like too see Gordon Ramsay -and sml-

    • @Nitr056O
      @Nitr056O 6 років тому

      Sml is fantastic and hilarious

    • @spaceduck67221
      @spaceduck67221 6 років тому

      Nigel Hall it used to be funny the newer videos are shit

  • @oldschoolbasketball1197
    @oldschoolbasketball1197 5 років тому

    That casually explained reddit comment was what the “FAQ how do you difficulty?” From that Casually Explained video you did with Randy (Dr J and the Women) a while back

  • @rickyboby560
    @rickyboby560 3 роки тому +1

    So Nobodey gona talk abt how the last one was professional wrstler ricky Starks

  • @raytheperson
    @raytheperson 5 років тому

    the coffee drips are are worse of a punishment then the ice cream due to the sugar and stickyness of the coffee

  • @bluexwings
    @bluexwings 5 років тому

    You should try soda bread! I like the one from Sprouts. It has raisins and a bit of course sugar on top. It's wonderful with tea! PS: It does not contain any soda as in coke/sprite etc... just baking soda. 😂

  • @redeyepeyton
    @redeyepeyton 5 років тому

    The inch high knees one took me a sec but then it got me and I fucking died

  • @TailzP
    @TailzP 6 років тому +1

    Skitten, if the coffee was lighter than you it would be water

  • @JBBrickman
    @JBBrickman 4 роки тому +1

    20 minutes to eat that much ice cream, its normal for that small amount to take 4 minutes max.

  • @fibb-3914
    @fibb-3914 6 років тому

    The vape acronym is the the best

  • @jonah_jo
    @jonah_jo 6 років тому

    I actually went to my basement just to get ice cream 🍨 because This video got me in the mood for it.

  • @miajobl
    @miajobl 6 років тому

    12: 48 Get her! Get her Chavezz!

  • @Pandamania52
    @Pandamania52 2 роки тому +1

    At many times throughout this video when Chavezz or Skitten paused, I questioned humanity, but the final straw was the r/Jokes comment, this person, this *person* actually went on a Jokes Subreddit, a Subreddit made for *jokes* and commented their confusion in the most logically way possible, and didn't get one of *the* most obvious jokes invented by humankind. I will leave this comment as a grim reminder of our failing faith in humanity.

  • @gamecritic3649
    @gamecritic3649 5 років тому +2

    17:00 ITS ON R/JOKES ARE YOU SHITTING ME!

  • @denlake9045
    @denlake9045 4 роки тому +1

    14:40-I don't think its impossible. Usain Bolt can run 27mph, maybe someone could soon run 30

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 4 роки тому +2

    The best ones are when the people realize what they've done. X3

  • @ZMPunk
    @ZMPunk 6 років тому +4

    WOOOOOOOOSH!

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      ZM- INC You would not believe you guts, if ten million of deez nuts!

    • @moplayz7346
      @moplayz7346 5 років тому +2

      30s Milkman hey that reminds me of that fire fly song

  • @vjapple3083
    @vjapple3083 6 років тому +2

    I grew up on sodabread! That was my shit!

  • @megasxlr0282
    @megasxlr0282 5 років тому

    I'm sad there wasn't a comment on that Tinder difficulty settings saying "Plastic surgery."

  • @g0r0keth
    @g0r0keth 6 років тому +5

    Me: Ligma.
    Mum: Your little sisters funeral is is in two days. Are you sure you can make it?
    Me: Ligma balls.

  • @raybans9425
    @raybans9425 6 років тому

    The strawberry syrup conversation sounds like a conversation I heard in a video somewhere else…

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому +1

      Raymond E. Walden Mandela effect

  • @brandonharris9852
    @brandonharris9852 6 років тому +1

    Wooh guy can sing

  • @crystalgemgirl731
    @crystalgemgirl731 4 роки тому

    I gotta agree with Skitten, I love Strawberry Milk.^^

  • @sonofaquack6987
    @sonofaquack6987 6 років тому

    I was today years old when I realized the snobby voice sounds like muscleman from regular show

  • @itsfast1422
    @itsfast1422 5 років тому

    Lmao, yall are in Vegas? I knew i've seen you somewhere.

  • @averagegamer6959
    @averagegamer6959 6 років тому +7

    I accidentally disliked it and I didn’t know for days lol

  • @98ore
    @98ore 6 років тому

    i have watched this video so many times, but now watching this high, i realize that @9:29 the guy could have counterwooshed, by also typing woosh, implying that the guy who first type woosh did not realize that he was just responding as a joke like he didnt get the post was a joke. but then the guy who got counterwooshed could also counterwoosh implying that he new the guy he wooshed was joking and wooshed him as a joke, but the guy could also counterwoosh, its a never ending cycle. also could the whole thread be a woosh to the people watching this video, are we being wooshed ? maybe some of the responses in this videos are wooshes whithout the people and us who are being wooshed realizing it. is the entire idea of wooshing a joke ? to trap us in a cycle of madness. WHO CAME UP WITH THIS MAD CONCEPT ?.

  • @RubyXIII
    @RubyXIII 6 років тому

    THE WAY SKITTEN SAID NIGGA😂😭😭😭😭

  • @foranzo1582
    @foranzo1582 6 років тому

    Yes! More of these

  • @brendanquinn9696
    @brendanquinn9696 6 років тому +1

    soda bread is fuckin unreal, especially with jam. or potato bread with curry hmmmmmm :)

  • @Mr.Preston3991
    @Mr.Preston3991 5 років тому

    If this video was uploaded in 2018, how you have ad for 2019 Honda?

  • @skimask7137
    @skimask7137 6 років тому

    Chavez is tired of skittens shit😭😂

  • @Skerdy
    @Skerdy 5 років тому

    Long-time couple vibes off the roof...

  • @zayonsmith4921
    @zayonsmith4921 6 років тому

    Even if I don’t get a joke I either wait for someone to explain it or move on

  • @JTtheMid
    @JTtheMid 6 років тому

    I've had soda flavored cake. It was an orange fanta flavored lemon cake. Pretty damn good. Unhealthy af, but good

  • @Dead_Pegasus
    @Dead_Pegasus 3 роки тому

    3:35 I would argue that this post is more closely related to r/whiteknights than r/niceguys

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 4 роки тому

    I deadass thought she put ketchup on it at first

  • @marklundgren4757
    @marklundgren4757 4 роки тому

    The Periodman !! :-)

  • @Pando-gw8lt
    @Pando-gw8lt 6 років тому +1

    He said his coffee was a girl then he said its different by TASTE!

  • @anglerfish61
    @anglerfish61 6 років тому

    Will Skitten eat a potato or a subway sandwich next?
    PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

  • @dimwitzgarage4686
    @dimwitzgarage4686 5 років тому

    JUST EAT THE DAMN ICECREAM

  • @IceRanger41
    @IceRanger41 4 роки тому

    Brad- the protochad

  • @HeroAkii
    @HeroAkii 6 років тому +1

    I remember someone tried to pull an r/woosh on an actual argument that I was having with someone and it was kind of a joke but it was meant on the intent to support their side and attack the other side (Me).

  • @ariannawashington3478
    @ariannawashington3478 6 років тому

    Skitten needs to tell us where she be getting all these snacks, im also lactose intolerant, and got my wisdom teeth taken out 2 months ago, had the good pain meds that put me straight to sleep😂

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Arianna Washington It called a supermarket

  • @roge_dynamite683
    @roge_dynamite683 3 роки тому

    why do i not react anymore from chavezz saying copy pasta instead of copy paste

  • @Duracell2
    @Duracell2 6 років тому

    Are Chavez's growls reminds anyone else of the growls in toontown?
    No? Just me? Ok...

  • @kodywright5356
    @kodywright5356 4 роки тому

    Coffee is coffee the only time it is bad is when there is more milk/creamer and suger then coffee

  • @RealDTSM
    @RealDTSM 4 роки тому

    4:26 I FUCKING GET IT ITS A JOJO REFERENCE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @sarco2248
    @sarco2248 6 років тому

    I farted at 6:46 that is how funny it was

  • @trist10
    @trist10 5 років тому

    11:09 what’s that box in the bottom right there buddy

  • @Rock-my2ko
    @Rock-my2ko 6 років тому

    You good chavezz you should do a Pokémon diamond nuzlocke. Who else agrees.

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Coocoo for books Pokemon Nuzelocks? Thats still a thing?

  • @Vlogs-rr4tb
    @Vlogs-rr4tb 4 роки тому

    Nø scrapes at all, the ice cream tub was cømpletely clean,

  • @theyoungaj5703
    @theyoungaj5703 6 років тому

    7:57 -7:59 is sooo mood💀

  • @cindyskullz
    @cindyskullz 6 років тому

    It's scientifically proven that people who get Whoooshed are instantly diagnosed with ligma. Let us pray for these poor souls.

    • @30smilkman17
      @30smilkman17 6 років тому

      Cindy Skullz *Succama* get it right

  • @tealluma6528
    @tealluma6528 6 років тому

    Whooooooooosh

  • @anti-roxas850
    @anti-roxas850 6 років тому

    *....... i want a Textdoor Neighbor....*

  • @nodarheart9134
    @nodarheart9134 6 років тому

    SODA BREAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

  • @calebhyson
    @calebhyson 6 років тому

    WOOOOOOSH

  • @josephhardin8391
    @josephhardin8391 6 років тому

    I knew she was going to grab strawberry. 2/3 chance of being wrong, though.

  • @ravenjane6000
    @ravenjane6000 Рік тому

    I know this is five years old but did y'all ever end up trying soda bread?

  • @linkholder
    @linkholder Рік тому

    16:30 Woooooooo! City Booooooooooy!

  • @epicest_gamer2912
    @epicest_gamer2912 6 років тому

    11:08 it's a bread that is SODAlishus it needs it's own name

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 10 місяців тому

    The long pauses are so fucking choice

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 6 років тому

    "Actually new shrek movie coming out 2019"

  • @Froward_Thinker
    @Froward_Thinker 6 років тому

    3:27 that was actually a nice girl.
    I know it's hard for noobs to spot the difference but it does exist.