I mean it’s a win win, the kids get a movie day, and the teachers can grade things in time. But this is why I can’t be a teacher, I would stop all my grading and watch the movie.
College is basically high school with more work. High school teacher: screams so loud the floor shakes, and tells us we’re disappointments for not doing work we were told that we could do in the next lesson. “You’re a disappointment to your family, the fact that you can’t even do this work is pathetic. I’d be ashamed” College teacher: “okay guys, I honestly could not care what grades you get. It’s only my job to get the information to you”. My lecturer sits on a desk, crosses his arms, and talks in a bored tone (he usually sounds like a metro gnome on crack)
Except they really don’t care if you turn in your assignments. And I’m middle school we got ILT which is like lunch and recess put together so it’s really long but ya your right 🤣
quayca2009 don’t be. It’s really not that scary. And you will have all your friends from 5th grade there as well. Or if your going to an art school like I did I’m sure you will still have all your friends there so don’t be scared ;)
Im from canada so if its in the warm months great but at my school they would send us outside even if it was -20° C and we would all stand around the door freezing our little butts off waiting for the teachers to let us back in
“Thank you for the cake, I’ll eat it at break time.” “ I know how dirty your house is...I wouldn’t touch that cake with a barge pole. It’s going in the bin as soon as your back is turned.
I overheard a parent on speakerphone saying, "I brought my child to school today but as soon as the teacher saw her and realized she was sick, she sent her home". She was basically trying to rat out the teacher but the attendance lady was smart enough to simply say, "ok, thank u for letting me know why she is absent today".
I had one kid when that nasty flu was going around who was out for 4 weeks. The DAY he came back and he got to my room, I asked him why he was there. Why? He looked like death, not even warmed over at all. He said he had already missed so much and had been to the nurse that day. I sent him straight back and told him to have her call his mom to get him because him being there was still like him being absent. So he came back and said his mom was on her way and I told him to lay his head on the desk and if he fell asleep, we’d wake him. I had the other kids pack his stuff and then bathe in sanitizer. He got picked up in the middle of lunch. He was out 2 more weeks after that. I have no idea why you would send a kid still so I’ll back to school. He was d enough for his parents to go to work and leave him, because all he had the energy to do was sleep! I didn’t bother with makeup work. I just made sure he understood the concepts he needed to know. Not the only time I had to send a student home.
The printer thing though. You think you will be in and out in a few minutes during your prep. You get there to realize other people are already printing and there's a lovely line ahead of you.
@@hannahthornton1217 OMG! That happened to you? They should have at least politely ask how many copies you were going to make, and let you make your copies real quick, if they weren't that many.
I’m a retired first grade teacher, but my 2 biggest headaches were when I got to the printer, someone had jammed it and then just walked away!🤨 Also when another teacher/aide used all the paper in the printer, and didn’t refill! I sound bitter, but I’m not! Lol. I’m retired, spending time with my grandkids now!🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
The way you said "does anyone have any questions?" I was ready for it to be "I KNOW you weren't paying attention and this is your ONE chance to own up so you don't do absolutely everything wrong like I know you're going to."
You should NEVER say this to a parent. Some children need a different learning environment, NOT meds. Maybe next time you should ask them "have you thought of homeschooling (your high energy) child?" That would actually be helpful for both the child and the parent.
@@charlynwoolley8896 No it wouldn't be helpful, because it could be easily interpreted as saying the child is not welcome there due to his/her attention requirements or needs. Next time, think before you act like the self-righteous thought police.
Becky Rose I agree they should definitely speak to a doctor about it because maybe it’s not ADHD and is something like OCD or anxiety that needs a proper diagnosis and if it is ADD or ADHD it also needs a proper diagnosis. Which if you suggest homeschooling instead of doctor then the child might not get the proper diagnosis and treatment (it doesn’t have to be meds) that they need
@@charlynwoolley8896 Speaking to a Doctor doesn't mean meds will happen.... Oh Christ, PLEASE don't say that you are a teacher, we don't need more idiotic folk in the general classrooms....
The last one actually is funny to me, because I strangely had really honest teachers growing up... they'd actually sometimes admit why we'd have movie weeks or consistent ones. I even recall on teacher for English in high school who told us at the beginning of tje year we had alot of movies weeks cause she had a toddler at home and those were the only days she could get gradding done. People thought she was the crazy teacher, but I actually liked her, even if she sometimes stressed me out. She was honest and really was one of the firat to recognize me to be a ap english student in writting where it was mh weekest point for years and she also really tried to lift her students to their highest potentials even when they weren't in classes with her anymore. Even if when i see her I feel mildly stressed cause she wasn't easy, she really was a good teacher when it came down to it. I think my stress is more how high pitched she'd get with me being someone who though is high pitched herself has sensitive ears and how hyper she always was, also her voice could be like nails to a chalk board high which made it grating to hear her excited. But I appreciate her all the same.😁😁😁😁😁
Haha the part where you say “sorry he’s sick” I thought you were going to follow with “get him back here ASAP” but then you followed with MY thoughts.. “thank you so much for keeping him home!!”
I’ll add one of my own: “Sweetie! You have grown so much this year!” Translates to: your pants are too tight and you need to get a bigger size. Happens quickly with those 3rd graders.
"Thank you so much for not sending your infected child into this classroom." SO MUCH THIS. My kids were constantly sick when they were in school in person because people kept sending their sick kids to school. They've been the healthiest kids I've ever seen since taking them out. I wish that the school was more understanding of keeping your sick kids home. I had so much trouble for trying to keep mine home when sick because you're only allowed so many absences, even with a doctors note.
As a sub, the most common things I say to myself are, "Where's the f*cking lesson plan? Where's the seating chart? When's the last bell?" I also discovered you can't tell the difference between water and vodka in an Aquafina water bottle, and that has made all the difference...
I love you!! Think we could’ve been good friends .. however I decided last year this would be my last year of teaching ;37 years !! Got out while I still “loved the children !” 😉♥️
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?! Like you could legit have the most unruly kids and still give that excuse in a heartbeat. Is it a flat-out lie? Yes. Is it absolutely necessary, especially with how ornery they're behaving? Also yes.
The printer broken excuse is so believable though. One time the printer at my elem school started non-stop “printing” all the blank pages that were put into the paper tray.
Johnny enthusiastically embraces learning and is skilled at exploring the learning environment = Your kid runs all over the classroom yelling and distracting on-task peers. He refuses to listen, pay attention, or do work.
I may have on occasion pointed out to my students that I already answered that questions when giving instructions and that if you didn't notice then you must not have been paying attention and therefore figure it out on your own. I do teach MS and HS students though, not the little ones.
I'm in middle school, and I have ADHD. It is extremely hurtful when I'm told to pay attention, stop fidgeting, and to sit down by my teachers. It is _especially_ annoying and hurtful when I'm not assisted on topics because I missed something. Please don't tell me I "should have been paying attention." It makes me feel stupid and misunderstood. I try my best to understand things, but next thing I know, 30 minutes have passed and I spent it all in my alternate reality. ADHD is a mental illness that many people are born with, and it affects or lives constantly. And that's not even mentioning my Maladaptive Daydreaming. Please take this into account before you tell a student to "pay attention next time." Thanks!
Except, the copier is always truly broken. Ours currently has a sign instructing you to not only "not use the bottom paper drawer", but to "not close it or the printer won't work". The sign is not a joke.
English teachers grading quizzes, exams and essays constantly adds hours to the job every day so if they show a movie to get on top of that, great idea
Yup! Or - which is more common with me - "Oh shoot shoot shoot shoot SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT I forgot to download Zoom on my phone for 9 am class and it's 8:59!!!!" Which is, in professional teacher language: "So sorry y'all, connection problems."
You can't always because some children and adults quickly snap and then you lose them for the day. So, you have to be firm AND not too direct. That's also why (at least where I live), we get trained in communication and even NLP (same stuff door to door marketers use). The thing is that if you are not aware, a teacher speech may seem totally normal. That means that there is not one good way! Start of year is peculiar because you have to go through an adaptation phase and the more the year progress, the more your teaching is effective. I had a girl who was unable to draw cross sections. There was no way to get her somewhere. I gave her a private lesson with cubes nets on cardboard and we spent time cutting them and seeing how the slices (cross sections) look like. She was very bad at reasoning (idiot) and that's something you can't say. It's measurable etc, but you can't say "Oh, don't worry, I know you are an idiot". Instead, you place special focus so that kid can move forward with the least difficulties. That means drill drill drill AND more to the ground experience, the infamous "just apply like this and it's good enough" (some teachers default to that and we end up with kids who are not able to leverage their full potential, but that's another story). Clarity is something else though. If you can't communicate properly, you shouldn't be a teacher. And maybe that's what you meant :-D
the dillusions of being a student vs the reality of after you left school you think "my teachers care about me?" but really "you were just another in a long list and they didn't actually have any ambitions for you and your success and failure in life has no importance to them, if anything they hate your guts." you think "I need to study this subject to get a good job" but really "you aren't even studying it properly if at all. every thing you do in a school is a massive waste of time for everyone involved. and when you do get a job, your grades will have been of zero use to you." you think "I deserve this teacher being mad at me." but really "you don't deserve it, s/he's a scum hole. they chose to be a teacher because they know they can pick on kids and kids don't fight back. they are a coward and unqualified and your failures in life will be because of them... but your successes... will be despite them." don't let your abusive teachers define you. the more you achieve, the more of a loser they become. don't waste your life because of them, live a great life despite them
Honest question, with Covid19 and online classes - are snow days even a thing anymore? (genuine question as I've actually never been in a place where snow is even a thing so have no understanding of this at all) ;-)
I can't count how many times I read what the teacher had written and some teen will ask, what did they want us to do. I just can't count how many times
I teach kindergarten. So one day, I gave my students a task to do. I gave them clear directions and then asked if anyone had any question. A liiyle girl raised her hand and then proceeded to ask me what my sons name was. I couldn’t help but laugh! My assistant looked at me and was like ‘well you DID ask if anyone had an questions!’ Lol!
I mean it’s a win win, the kids get a movie day, and the teachers can grade things in time. But this is why I can’t be a teacher, I would stop all my grading and watch the movie.
Same
LMAO
Maybe for the first class but by the 6th rerun you'd be speedrunning the grades 😂
Same
Same
Middle school and high school teachers just say how they feel and there’s no recess or movies. Have fun little ones.
College is basically high school with more work.
High school teacher: screams so loud the floor shakes, and tells us we’re disappointments for not doing work we were told that we could do in the next lesson. “You’re a disappointment to your family, the fact that you can’t even do this work is pathetic. I’d be ashamed”
College teacher: “okay guys, I honestly could not care what grades you get. It’s only my job to get the information to you”. My lecturer sits on a desk, crosses his arms, and talks in a bored tone (he usually sounds like a metro gnome on crack)
Except they really don’t care if you turn in your assignments. And I’m middle school we got ILT which is like lunch and recess put together so it’s really long but ya your right 🤣
I going to be in middle school soon. I AM TERRIFIED
quayca2009 don’t be. It’s really not that scary. And you will have all your friends from
5th grade there as well. Or if your going to an art school like I did I’m sure you will still have all your friends there so don’t be scared ;)
@@quayca2009 im in ninth grade but middle school was so chill and it went by so fast you’ll enjoy it
“Extra recess” is the BEST 🤣🤣🤣
YESSSSSS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss recess😭😭
Im from canada so if its in the warm months great but at my school they would send us outside even if it was -20° C and we would all stand around the door freezing our little butts off waiting for the teachers to let us back in
Just bc you can get the fuck away from the teacher lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hand sanitizer one is perfect!
There’s also: “ do you need to use the restroom?” Which really means, “please stop touching your potty parts.”
Love the phrase potty parts. Wish I had thought of this while teaching preschool.
@@melissagraeff1096 I liked that one too, and I teach college. 🤣🤣
🤮🤢
Yes! My 3rd grade teacher always used that phrase
potty parts sounds cringe lmao
not even a teacher and some of this is relateable
Literally about to say the same thing
Same
Well everyone’s had a teacher.
Same
IKR!
And when you get a new student you’re like ...I’m so glad you’re joining our already packed, naughty classroom !
Loll
“Thank you for the cake, I’ll eat it at break time.”
“ I know how dirty your house is...I wouldn’t touch that cake with a barge pole. It’s going in the bin as soon as your back is turned.
Yes!
Imagine if u caught them throwing it away
@@yes3365 Or if they caught YOU throwing away the cake mom made...... 🍰
@@bkitteh6295 😂
I-
How is this so relatable when I’m not even a teacher!?
Same
Same here lmao
I overheard a parent on speakerphone saying, "I brought my child to school today but as soon as the teacher saw her and realized she was sick, she sent her home". She was basically trying to rat out the teacher but the attendance lady was smart enough to simply say, "ok, thank u for letting me know why she is absent today".
Vanessa Bayardo if her child was sick why would you try to send her to school?!
@@Tootsie-yj1rz well that's what I'm saying!
I sent kids home lol
I had one kid when that nasty flu was going around who was out for 4 weeks. The DAY he came back and he got to my room, I asked him why he was there. Why? He looked like death, not even warmed over at all. He said he had already missed so much and had been to the nurse that day. I sent him straight back and told him to have her call his mom to get him because him being there was still like him being absent. So he came back and said his mom was on her way and I told him to lay his head on the desk and if he fell asleep, we’d wake him. I had the other kids pack his stuff and then bathe in sanitizer. He got picked up in the middle of lunch. He was out 2 more weeks after that. I have no idea why you would send a kid still so I’ll back to school. He was d enough for his parents to go to work and leave him, because all he had the energy to do was sleep! I didn’t bother with makeup work. I just made sure he understood the concepts he needed to know. Not the only time I had to send a student home.
Mari-Bess Parker I’m glad you didn’t give him makeup work because that would have been too stressful for him to come back with so much work.
The printer thing though. You think you will be in and out in a few minutes during your prep. You get there to realize other people are already printing and there's a lovely line ahead of you.
AND someone decided to print their entire next week of copies all at one time...
@@hannahthornton1217 OMG! That happened to you? They should have at least politely ask how many copies you were going to make, and let you make your copies real quick, if they weren't that many.
@@vanessabayardo9788 Haha sometimes people will let ya squeeze in other times its "I'm printing a lot so ill be here awhile..."
@@hannahthornton1217 awhh.
I’m a retired first grade teacher, but my 2 biggest headaches were when I got to the printer, someone had jammed it and then just walked away!🤨 Also when another teacher/aide used all the paper in the printer, and didn’t refill! I sound bitter, but I’m not! Lol. I’m retired, spending time with my grandkids now!🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
The way you said "does anyone have any questions?" I was ready for it to be "I KNOW you weren't paying attention and this is your ONE chance to own up so you don't do absolutely everything wrong like I know you're going to."
A targeted variant is " I didn't heard what you were telling." or more direct " do you want to share something?" or even the " you have a question?".
I think my most used is “have you talked to your doctor about this?” which is totally code for “your kid needs meds.”
You should NEVER say this to a parent. Some children need a different learning environment, NOT meds. Maybe next time you should ask them "have you thought of homeschooling (your high energy) child?" That would actually be helpful for both the child and the parent.
@@charlynwoolley8896 No it wouldn't be helpful, because it could be easily interpreted as saying the child is not welcome there due to his/her attention requirements or needs.
Next time, think before you act like the self-righteous thought police.
@@charlynwoolley8896 Agreed, but it is always a good idea to address potential issues with professionals, such as physicians.
Becky Rose I agree they should definitely speak to a doctor about it because maybe it’s not ADHD and is something like OCD or anxiety that needs a proper diagnosis and if it is ADD or ADHD it also needs a proper diagnosis. Which if you suggest homeschooling instead of doctor then the child might not get the proper diagnosis and treatment (it doesn’t have to be meds) that they need
@@charlynwoolley8896 Speaking to a Doctor doesn't mean meds will happen.... Oh Christ, PLEASE don't say that you are a teacher, we don't need more idiotic folk in the general classrooms....
Exactly!!! Especially with that hand sanitizer and student diggin' in his nose🤦🏾♀️
those little nose diggers smh and they also scratch everywhere
The last one actually is funny to me, because I strangely had really honest teachers growing up... they'd actually sometimes admit why we'd have movie weeks or consistent ones. I even recall on teacher for English in high school who told us at the beginning of tje year we had alot of movies weeks cause she had a toddler at home and those were the only days she could get gradding done. People thought she was the crazy teacher, but I actually liked her, even if she sometimes stressed me out. She was honest and really was one of the firat to recognize me to be a ap english student in writting where it was mh weekest point for years and she also really tried to lift her students to their highest potentials even when they weren't in classes with her anymore. Even if when i see her I feel mildly stressed cause she wasn't easy, she really was a good teacher when it came down to it. I think my stress is more how high pitched she'd get with me being someone who though is high pitched herself has sensitive ears and how hyper she always was, also her voice could be like nails to a chalk board high which made it grating to hear her excited. But I appreciate her all the same.😁😁😁😁😁
High school doesn't have recess, more's the pity. And we're not allowed to have movie days. 😔
@loriar1027 No movie days? That just has to be illegal..... 👩🏫🖐😷
I really miss recess I have to much energy and I want recess
@@Annikasagworld And I want recess for the opposite reason❣
bKitteh what is the reason
@@Annikasagworld I want recess to rest❣ 😁🖐😷
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣spot on about explaining directions🤦🏾♀️ And the emails....OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣
The teachers want the snow days more then us, the students lol
This. Is. So. True.
Truee
Not for me
Even as a kid I knew movie day was so the teacher could get papers graded lol. My teacher would be grand pages away they were going out of style
Haha the part where you say “sorry he’s sick” I thought you were going to follow with “get him back here ASAP” but then you followed with MY thoughts.. “thank you so much for keeping him home!!”
I’ll add one of my own: “Sweetie! You have grown so much this year!” Translates to: your pants are too tight and you need to get a bigger size. Happens quickly with those 3rd graders.
Lol
20th like!
Truth. 3rd graders are weird.
@@blu6547 Yes
So true. My daughter is in 3rd grade and jumped 2 sizes this year.
"I don't feel like making sub plans!" YEP!!!
"Thank you so much for not sending your infected child into this classroom." SO MUCH THIS. My kids were constantly sick when they were in school in person because people kept sending their sick kids to school. They've been the healthiest kids I've ever seen since taking them out. I wish that the school was more understanding of keeping your sick kids home. I had so much trouble for trying to keep mine home when sick because you're only allowed so many absences, even with a doctors note.
That "I love my job" mantra was so relatable...
I'm not a teacher by profession, but homeschooled for several years and I can understand each of these.
You can relate to substitute teacher plans?
@@happyfacefries yes, when I am away and need to write everything up for my wife
As a sub, the most common things I say to myself are, "Where's the f*cking lesson plan? Where's the seating chart? When's the last bell?" I also discovered you can't tell the difference between water and vodka in an Aquafina water bottle, and that has made all the difference...
"i'll see you at the staff meeting!" I laughed out loud.
1:10
Accurate, but my teacher:
Aight guys who’s today’s tribute to go print some stuff
Mine walk out for 10 minutes and blame us for a late start lol
Not wanting to make sub plans is too true! It's more work to miss a day.
1:36 that’s SO RELATABLE to basically everyone
This IS LITERALLY RUINING MY SCHOOL LIFE AND HATING MY TEACHERS THAT DID THIS IN THE PAST
but i still Love them Soooo Much
IKKKK lol
I love you!! Think we could’ve been good friends .. however I decided last year this would be my last year of teaching ;37 years !! Got out while I still “loved the children !” 😉♥️
I don't feel like teaching anymore today!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?! Like you could legit have the most unruly kids and still give that excuse in a heartbeat. Is it a flat-out lie? Yes. Is it absolutely necessary, especially with how ornery they're behaving? Also yes.
The printer broken excuse is so believable though. One time the printer at my elem school started non-stop “printing” all the blank pages that were put into the paper tray.
The “I love my job one” 😂😂
Sub plans. Yes. Talk about it.
This hits differently being grown up, and remembering when teachers said some of these things lol
Johnny enthusiastically embraces learning and is skilled at exploring the learning environment = Your kid runs all over the classroom yelling and distracting on-task peers. He refuses to listen, pay attention, or do work.
This was spot on accurate!!!!
It was so relatable, I was crying and dying for it! High five dear colleague!
Am I the only high schooler and not a teacher here? 🙋🏻
👇🏻✨
nope. Middle schooler. : ]
5th grade 😂
Nope I’m in high school, but my mom is a teacher
@@kyleyyy OMG SAME! (I said middle schooler cuz I just graduated last month.)
Cat Dog or both same
I LOVE THESE!!! You should make more!!
“Your on the right track but it’s not quite right”
OMG! Thank God my bladder was empty, because I would have surely owed my pants. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's my favorite teacher on this channel!
Same.
I'm a PE teacher but can relate to this on every level. This was hilarious...........thanks for sharing!
Love this!!! Super 100% Truth!
I may have on occasion pointed out to my students that I already answered that questions when giving instructions and that if you didn't notice then you must not have been paying attention and therefore figure it out on your own. I do teach MS and HS students though, not the little ones.
I'm in middle school, and I have ADHD. It is extremely hurtful when I'm told to pay attention, stop fidgeting, and to sit down by my teachers. It is _especially_ annoying and hurtful when I'm not assisted on topics because I missed something. Please don't tell me I "should have been paying attention." It makes me feel stupid and misunderstood. I try my best to understand things, but next thing I know, 30 minutes have passed and I spent it all in my alternate reality. ADHD is a mental illness that many people are born with, and it affects or lives constantly. And that's not even mentioning my Maladaptive Daydreaming. Please take this into account before you tell a student to "pay attention next time." Thanks!
@@annabelwillow exactly.
"I love my job"
"Every morning I wake up, I question my being"
You rock! This is so on point.
Haha “Teacher code,” is totally relatable!
I'm in college to become an elementary school teacher and I can see myself thinking this!
Except, the copier is always truly broken. Ours currently has a sign instructing you to not only "not use the bottom paper drawer", but to "not close it or the printer won't work". The sign is not a joke.
Confusion hits when its black and white but she says, "You're the real hero!".
Teachers grading papers like
Why do you write like you’re running out of time??
"I've never had ANY students who I didn't like"
English teachers grading quizzes, exams and essays constantly adds hours to the job every day so if they show a movie to get on top of that, great idea
I wish they would incorporate more movie days... at least once a week.
" Need a tissue?" = " Ewwwwwwwww your boogers are coming out"
"No one better have any questions"
Why I have crippling anxiety when asking people questions.
This is so true!! I’m not even a few her but I can totally see how this is sooooo true!!!
The drawings on the wall are better than anything I could ever achieve
The weekly planning one is me...every week. Weekends are weekends 🤷♂️
This is hilarious! Teachers are amazing!
I had a bugger-eater in third grade- soooooooo gross- makes me laugh now!
Lol high five fellow teacher.
Thank you for exposing yourself, I appreciate it😌👌
good effort - how to tell someone they are failing in the nicest way possible
The wrong one feels like all my teachers are saying that to me 😂
I love these videos because I’m an aspiring teacher
The accuracy
Omg the forgetting the printer is me😂😂 I always say the printer ran out of ink or it’s down.
“Movie day on Friday” 🤣🤣🤣
Ah dis this is why my teacher always says ‘’ the printers broke ‘’
WHEN SHE SAID GREYS ANATOMY I WAS LIKE GIRLLLL THATS HOW I SPEND MY WEEKEND TOO❤️🥼🩺
The printer one is sooo on point!!
WHEN SHE SAID GREYS ANATOMY RERUNS YESSSSSS ILYSMMM
"O think they may be having technology issues" What they really mean: She is such a bad kid they are not even at the computer doing any schoolwok
Yup! Or - which is more common with me - "Oh shoot shoot shoot shoot SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT I forgot to download Zoom on my phone for 9 am class and it's 8:59!!!!" Which is, in professional teacher language: "So sorry y'all, connection problems."
Teachers should always say what they mean especially with children and sometimes with adults
You can't always because some children and adults quickly snap and then you lose them for the day. So, you have to be firm AND not too direct.
That's also why (at least where I live), we get trained in communication and even NLP (same stuff door to door marketers use).
The thing is that if you are not aware, a teacher speech may seem totally normal.
That means that there is not one good way! Start of year is peculiar because you have to go through an adaptation phase and the more the year progress, the more your teaching is effective.
I had a girl who was unable to draw cross sections. There was no way to get her somewhere. I gave her a private lesson with cubes nets on cardboard and we spent time cutting them and seeing how the slices (cross sections) look like. She was very bad at reasoning (idiot) and that's something you can't say. It's measurable etc, but you can't say "Oh, don't worry, I know you are an idiot". Instead, you place special focus so that kid can move forward with the least difficulties. That means drill drill drill AND more to the ground experience, the infamous "just apply like this and it's good enough" (some teachers default to that and we end up with kids who are not able to leverage their full potential, but that's another story).
Clarity is something else though. If you can't communicate properly, you shouldn't be a teacher. And maybe that's what you meant :-D
you guys do not get enough love omg you're amazing 😍
the dillusions of being a student vs the reality of after you left school
you think "my teachers care about me?"
but really "you were just another in a long list and they didn't actually have any ambitions for you and your success and failure in life has no importance to them, if anything they hate your guts."
you think "I need to study this subject to get a good job"
but really "you aren't even studying it properly if at all. every thing you do in a school is a massive waste of time for everyone involved. and when you do get a job, your grades will have been of zero use to you."
you think "I deserve this teacher being mad at me."
but really "you don't deserve it, s/he's a scum hole. they chose to be a teacher because they know they can pick on kids and kids don't fight back. they are a coward and unqualified and your failures in life will be because of them... but your successes... will be despite them."
don't let your abusive teachers define you. the more you achieve, the more of a loser they become. don't waste your life because of them, live a great life despite them
2019: I would love a snow day
2020: Please don't snow, please don't snow.......
Wdym?
she is so right
The questions part is definitely the reason why kids in high school refuse to raise their hand.
“hope for no more snow days “ 🤣
Hi.
Damn it, I was about to fall asleep and I saw one of these videos AND NOW I CAN’T FALL ASLEEP FOR TOMORROW! These videos are really good and funny tho
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I just remembered my 2nd grade teacher allways said she hiking on weekends 😂
all of this is so relatable even for us noneducators. 😃
“Good for you" = "Nice. But, I don't really care.”
This is awesome
That snow they one makes me so sad nowww🥺
Student problems same as teacher problems. It’s only good if the teachers have them at the same time!
Honest question, with Covid19 and online classes - are snow days even a thing anymore? (genuine question as I've actually never been in a place where snow is even a thing so have no understanding of this at all) ;-)
Teachers are some of the best actors...
I figured the real meaning of broken printer was something like ‘I didn’t feel like getting things ready for class, so y’all have a free day.’
I don't like giving extra recess because I usually have recess duty and then I'm stuck burning up in the sun for a longer time.
I can't count how many times I read what the teacher had written and some teen will ask, what did they want us to do. I just can't count how many times
Lol we don't have snowdays anymore, we just stay home and do it digital
So relatable for all teachers
This explains a lot.
I teach kindergarten. So one day, I gave my students a task to do. I gave them clear directions and then asked if anyone had any question. A liiyle girl raised her hand and then proceeded to ask me what my sons name was. I couldn’t help but laugh! My assistant looked at me and was like ‘well you DID ask if anyone had an questions!’ Lol!
Exactly!