@@jinzo6453 I mean from her victory screen, she's clearly been rizzing up Paracelsus for quite a while now lol. I question why Para can feel horny in his face too though, he ain't so innocent.
It's kinda cute that A.B.A thinks Paracelsus has so much rizz that he can pull everyone. She has a lot of confidence in his looks, just not in herself.
It's funny because this is actually pretty close to what he was like before ABA found him recently, just replace "smashing a bunch of people then walking out on them" with "compelling them to use him to slaughter people and go increasingly insane until they died in the process". You know, because he's actually a giant axe. ...That looks like a key. Because he can shapeshift to look like whatever would incite a prospective wielder into picking him up, and ABA really likes keys. Because, you see, she was born in a--
ABA thinks that because Paracelsus is with her, it means he has infinite rizz and could pull any man, woman or Testament as he wants. But he just wants everyone to remain chill.
mf said 'Wisdom, Patience, Empathy, Kindness, Serenity, Clarity Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Life is a maze woven with words BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Sick and tired Normal or not, no big deal I'm just a quirky note in the symphony (Quirky note) (Quirky note) Change your view, change the meaning Creepiness It's, It's, It's worthwhile Bothersome At times, it's kindness Depressed Sickness Those are virtues of mine! Courage, Integrity, Purpose, Humility Respect, Loyalty, Responsibility forges the armor Liberty, Curiosity Compassion and Affection Words weave a stealthy chain Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Life is a maze woven with words BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Sick and tired Normal or not, no big deal I'm just a quirky note in the symphony (Quirky note) (Quirky note) Change your view, change the meaning Creepiness It's, It's, It's worthwhile Bothersome At times, it's kindness Depressed Sickness Those are virtues of mine! I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference The armor of words It's fine, I've found my fit Freedom! Freedom! Turn the key to a world untold Love is a maze woven with words LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT-SHOUT! Let's journey together Normal or not, no big deal We're just quirky notes in the symphony (Quirky notes) That's why it's beautiful I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference (La la la...)[1] Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Break out! Break out! Life is a maze woven with words We're just quirky notes in the symphony I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference'
I know that Paracelsus and the girls are shaking their heads side to side super fast, but when I first saw this I thought their heads were spinning in circles.
Happily enough in the lore, they end up a lot healthier with a very good relationship! A.B.A. recognized the relationship was toxic and wanted to change, and she did. She was fixed and it was super wholesome.
@@cursetenfold"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." -Deadman
it's not everyone. There's no Ramlethal, I-No, or Bridget. The cast has 10 female characters, 15 male characters (soon to be 16), Testament, and the bed.
@@lucasaraujodossantos7525 don't worry about it. i only remembered bridget because of a follow-up image i saw on twitter, and i-no cause I main her. I had to look through the list to remember ramlethal
0:28 -Sol Badguy- Frederick Bulsara would like to know your location Also gotta love the fact that the only person she believes wouldn't come after Paracelsus is Ram
@@someoneontheinternet9033 i mean, how would you get bridget pregnant? I don't think his pullout game is so astronomically atrocious that he would get her pregnant.
She does in ABA's "nightmare" as we'll put it, but not in person when she appears with everyone else to shale their heads, which is funny because it makes it seem like ABA doesn't actually know Baiken and has just heard of her in passing lol.
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Never thought I’d feel bad for a over sized door key
He's an axe
@@My2Cents.iF7934🤓
@@My2Cents.iF7934looks key enough.
Became a key for ABA @@Tilde_Shii
@@My2Cents.iF7934 *was.
I like the part where she's super jealous but still imagines he'd be a deadbeat dad lmao
She just believes her husband has that much rizz
well the paracetamol has a bad rep so is not far from the tree
@@Apt23-v8uI don't know if this is intentional or a typo but it's still funny, I will now exclusively be referring to Paracelsus as paracetamol
@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv calling things by their names its like, so unfunny
@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mvYeah, just a trend in Guilty Gear memes to call characters the wrong name. Ky, Kyle. Bridget, Brisket. Baiken, Bacon. Etc
A sane, rational, human. 3 things ABA is not.
we can work on rational. she does seem to know that her realtionship is really unhealty
So... that means shes an insane, irrational corpse?
Sounds about right.
Yea,she is in the same boat of creation as the wublins,Wubbox and monculus and kinda the ethereal workshop gang
As well as the same weapon boat as sora
And in the insanity boat with a lot of insane characters
A.B.A. making her own NTR fanfic in her head.
Is she a relative of Kazuya from Rent-A-Girlfriend?
@@BknMoonStudios probably.
@@BknMoonStudiosat least A.B.A is likable.
@@appsmasher7932True
At least she actually has progress unlike cuckzuya
A.B.A: He wIlL pUt hIS HUGE KEY inTo tHe HOLE, aNd oPeN thE dOoR...
Paracelsus: A.B.A, WHAT THE FU...
You know, since I played her arcade mode, I've always jokingly said "She's definitely tried having Paracelsus 'unlock her'."
@@jinzo6453the funniest thing is that in +R's arcade mode, I-No suggests that A.B.A. already tried to do that.
@@jinzo6453 I mean from her victory screen, she's clearly been rizzing up Paracelsus for quite a while now lol. I question why Para can feel horny in his face too though, he ain't so innocent.
@@Sirportugueseimpliying that she did not
@@SirportugueseAnd what was her rebuttal?😂
potemkin is the only one she should worry about with his iron-clad rizz
ARMOR CLAD OF RIZZZZ
IM A FOOL
iron-clad cheeks more like, looking at that one jack-o video.
@@wirusan4829I KNOW NOTHING
Amen soldier
It's kinda cute that A.B.A thinks Paracelsus has so much rizz that he can pull everyone. She has a lot of confidence in his looks, just not in herself.
wdym "thinks" she has eyes
He has the key to their hearts or something, I dunno.
@@bettyspaghetti3018 he knows how to unlock a woman's heart.
He literally have an animation where he stick his key tip inside everyone.
@@thien0300 but does it impregnate them? if yes..... Is Potemkin pregnant!? Gone wrong 18+. /s
A reminder, A.B.A. has tried to put Para into her keyhole according to an arcade ending.
Take a guess how well that went.
Our favourite key has been through *a lot.*
I dont think aba succeeded, and if she did holy hell bless paracelsus
Well according to her lore she can recover most injuries thanks to her being...what kind of monster is A.b.a again
@Some1_357
@@deyontemyers4109 Homonculous
@@deyontemyers4109 homunculus
I know nothing about Guilty Gear but I'll consider this as the actual lore, yes.
yeah its completely canon
It's funny because this is actually pretty close to what he was like before ABA found him recently, just replace "smashing a bunch of people then walking out on them" with "compelling them to use him to slaughter people and go increasingly insane until they died in the process". You know, because he's actually a giant axe. ...That looks like a key. Because he can shapeshift to look like whatever would incite a prospective wielder into picking him up, and ABA really likes keys. Because, you see, she was born in a--
there is a man named That Man, and another one named Sol Badguy. anything goes in that universe
@@marcfyreIdk anything about the game, born in a what?
Same
ABA thinks that because Paracelsus is with her, it means he has infinite rizz and could pull any man, woman or Testament as he wants. But he just wants everyone to remain chill.
Ah yes, the three genders: man, woman and Testament/j
To be honest is kinda crazy ABA thinks Paracelsus is such a high value guy, SO HIGH that if she doesn't shackle him to her he would make a harem
Wdym? She has every right to fear for it, since Paracelsus can get it 🥵
"im flattered, and extremely worried..."
A.B.A shipping the key with everyone in her dilusional mind.
Delusional I think not 😏
see this is what i call getting ahead of the problem. 😌
mf said
'Wisdom, Patience, Empathy, Kindness, Serenity, Clarity
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Life is a maze woven with words
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
Sick and tired
Normal or not, no big deal
I'm just a quirky note in the symphony
(Quirky note) (Quirky note)
Change your view, change the meaning
Creepiness
It's, It's, It's worthwhile
Bothersome
At times, it's kindness
Depressed Sickness
Those are virtues of mine!
Courage, Integrity, Purpose, Humility
Respect, Loyalty, Responsibility
forges the armor
Liberty, Curiosity
Compassion and Affection
Words weave a stealthy chain
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Life is a maze woven with words
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
Sick and tired
Normal or not, no big deal
I'm just a quirky note in the symphony
(Quirky note) (Quirky note)
Change your view, change the meaning
Creepiness
It's, It's, It's worthwhile
Bothersome
At times, it's kindness
Depressed Sickness
Those are virtues of mine!
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
The armor of words
It's fine, I've found my fit
Freedom! Freedom!
Turn the key to a world untold
Love is a maze woven with words
LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT-SHOUT!
Let's journey together
Normal or not, no big deal
We're just quirky notes in the symphony
(Quirky notes)
That's why it's beautiful
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
(La la la...)[1]
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Break out! Break out!
Life is a maze woven with words
We're just quirky notes in the symphony
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference'
Considering the fact she has only one arm, and Paracelsus has none, how does Baiken consistently carry her own child?!
Kabari
She probably has very strong arms
She holds them by the collar with her mouth, like _a certain lost swordsman._
paracelsus and his big golden key-nis
A.B.A.'s Inside Out is full of Anxiety.
I think the first words out of my mouth after I first saw this was, "Yup, A.B.A. would think and say that."
Even Elphelt isn't insane enough to steal Paracelsus
Honestly knowing how desperate elphelt is at this point its possible she'll try to marry a literal key
And she will be rejected
They are shaking their heads so much they might float to the sky
I love how they're all shaking their heads rapidly as she keeps on talking about nonsense lolol
Congratilations with 1 million views
Armor clad rizz
0:31 At this point, they are not shaking their heads, their heads are just spinning because of Aba's nonsence.
I know that Paracelsus and the girls are shaking their heads side to side super fast, but when I first saw this I thought their heads were spinning in circles.
How's Baiken gonna hold a baby...?
This is my favorite thing ever.
this happened to my buddy batu
I remember seeing this on reddit, great job bro.
the amount of times ive watched this video 💀 A.B.A is a certified yapper
paracelsus stroke is so good he gave baiken back her arm
This is amazing plz do more
la amo
May: I have Johnny!
Jack-O: And I have Sol!
A.B.A: While i have no one...
Paracelsus: A.b.a....
better than twilight imo
A.B.A. is definitely misunderstanding which key to the heart Paracelsus is.
You know she’s just yapping when her imagination has Baiken with 2 arms.
Yo they added an emoji for this 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
Not me thinking the dude at the end was Big Band from Skullgirls
"Key to the city" ass axe
This probably happened at some point in the game
After playing the game and meeting Elphelt I understand A.B.A..
Very cute, I loved it!
Why is no one talking about them all shaking their heads at breakneck speed 😭😭
This girls is me... I should go to therapy.
Why they turn into a car wash
What would Paracelcus even do once he gets someone in bed?
0:21 how is that possible
Don’t ask
Here A.B.A the professional yapper badge
Why aba thinking of Paracelsus and Potemkin together? What is going on in her mind!?
Probably a reference to the fact that Potemkin's Heavenly Buster grabs Paracelsus for the animation
She is *very* unstable.
This is a delight
Una dependencia emocional hacia esa llave qliao
I don't know much about Guilty Gear, but I think Elphelt would probably be more into A.B.A. than Paracelsus
Paracelsis, looking at this in his thoughts, wants to remain completely alone, somewhere in the center of the black hole.
Paracelsus is not beating the cheating allegetoins
NAH BRO SHE SKIPPED LIKE 7 YEARS AHEAD OF HER LIFE JUST OVER SOME TALKING
The thumbnail's an optical illusion. Scroll up and down and the text seems to be still while the speech bubble seems to be in motion.
So she just basically called him the master key.
Mueven sus cabezas mad rápido y terminaran crearndo un agujero negro 😅
Look at the circle near Millia - Baiken has two hands!
My damn signal was lagging and I thought the A.B.A was supposed to be "A bizzare Adventure" shi brings me memories.
A.B.A.cristo
1 key that unlocks many doors
She's right to be worried. That is one sexy axe
That's it I'm shipping Paracelsus and Potemkin now, you can't stop me.
薬の量を増やす必要があるようだね
A.B.A got overthinking =)
It’s crazy how the most normal guilty gear character is a giant talking key
he was a blood crazed demon once, I wonder what changed
@@davevirgileoconse4475marriage
To be fair he used to be pretty whacky too. But life has a way to us all man.
@@davevirgileoconse4475 Marriage. That's what happened.
@@AriesZeroWell, marriage and getting his ass beat by Slayer according to the wiki.
I like how a.b.a thinks the Paracelsus pullout game it absolutely atrocious that a baby is born 100% of the time.
Well... He is a giant key that can barely move on his own so...
bro couldn't pull out of a driveway
Have you considered that he might intentionally be making as much key-human offspring as possible?
Super sperm
lindmorn5909 Bro… what?
A.B.A doesn't need her meds, she needs the whole pharmacy.
Paracelus is such a player, lmao.
That key's got mad game
I see you everywhere pudding I swear to god
@@juanokug4he's a key that can unlock many locks😉😉
Happily enough in the lore, they end up a lot healthier with a very good relationship! A.B.A. recognized the relationship was toxic and wanted to change, and she did. She was fixed and it was super wholesome.
To be fair she got a whole ass key where her brain supposed to be
Not even Elphelt will entertain this marriage fantasy lol
She may be down bad for anyone who can breathe in her general location, but she isn't gonna marry a key.
@@coomcharger6105 And she still has self-preservation, y’know?
Elph's no homewrecker.
@@tdimensional6733 her instakill in xrd says otherwise
@@tdimensional6733I think this is the real reason. She doesn't just want a happy marriage for herself, after all
I like how it devolves from "He's leaving me for her" to "He's leaving me for EVERYONE"
Guilty Gear's biggest yapper
The biggest yapper of today (A.B.A.) Vs The biggest yapper in history (Bedman)
@@cursetenfold"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze."
-Deadman
@@cursetenfold"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the yappologist."
And Chaos' taunt
@@Tae-Ho-w8lChaos’s rants are entirely optional
Her imagination is so "great" that everyone shakes their heads like they're at a rock concert :)
They're headbanging horizontally
*Playing Anji's Rock Parade theme*
Their heads are straight up spinning in circle at Mach speeds.
A.B.A. really said Para is beyond gender and can even pull Pottemkin of all people
well he is an axe
if anything is beyond gender it's an enlivened inanimate object
Seek help
@@sucinistro how about you seek some men
She knows her husband has the unrelenting rizz to pull the in-universe version of Captain america, but for a flying country
Elphelt when fantasy marriage to literally anyone: 😍😍😍😍
Elphelt when NTR: *"Hard pass"*
Elph ain't a homebreaker
Ironically the one person Elphelt *doesn't* want to marry.
she isnt a homewrecker
"person" you say?
She does, but would never break up a relationship like that
She ships them hard
A.B.A has some serious issues, but I can relate to the Anxiety Hell Spiral of your thoughts going out of control.
ABA making Paracelsus even worse than a usual cheater, WTF lady, cut your husband some slack, he's literally been with you for over 10 years now!
0:37 OH....oh?
I don't even know Guilty Gear Strive, but holy moly your art is way too good and adorable.
Thank you haha
the whole female roster joining the head shake killed me
I never noticed that for a game with so many characters, GGS has a very small female cast lol😅
it's not everyone. There's no Ramlethal, I-No, or Bridget. The cast has 10 female characters, 15 male characters (soon to be 16), Testament, and the bed.
@@big_azzy Damn, I didn't stop to remember them, I just remembered the ones that appeared in the video. Sorry.
@@lucasaraujodossantos7525 don't worry about it. i only remembered bridget because of a follow-up image i saw on twitter, and i-no cause I main her. I had to look through the list to remember ramlethal
@@big_azzyBridget isn't female though.. 🤢
All this in A.B.A's head, and Elphelt probably just said 'Hi' or something.
I choose to believe Elphelt just told Para that she really likes Nago and A.B.A. just started spiraling. Because that's kinda funny to me.
No a.b.a, no one wants to "do stuff" with a key besides you, and that's why you're cool
Speak for yourself, Paracelsus can do anything he wants to me
OK
guess i'm a.b.a now
@@squirtleislife1312 obvious joke incoming:
Id let him lock me.
Wrong, I'd be fine letting him wriggle around in my keyhole ;)
(Dear god I hate that I just typed this)
Happy chaos would pretend to be gay and rizz up the key just to make aba mad
Pretend?
He would BOTH pretend and not pretend, just to maximise trolling
@@matthewlong7547 Man can be both pansexual AND aro-ace, depending on the ”scene”.
This is the best explanation of happy chaos I’ve ever seen
so this is the origin of the pregnant happy chaos sticker on the rad chad discord
A.B.A thinks Paracelsus is johnny bruh
“Just Key, s’anyone’s call now”
Damn, A.B.A. really just fabricated a 7-season story arc from a single interaction.
0:28
-Sol Badguy- Frederick Bulsara would like to know your location
Also gotta love the fact that the only person she believes wouldn't come after Paracelsus is Ram
Ram is too pure to understand
Ram’s love belongs to cheeseburgers
and leo apparently@@Scatmanseth
Also Bridget
@@someoneontheinternet9033 i mean, how would you get bridget pregnant?
I don't think his pullout game is so astronomically atrocious that he would get her pregnant.
A.B.A: *yapping*
Paracelsus:🤫🧏
Paracelsus mewing streak is crazy
i like the detail at 0:10 with elphelt wearing her wedding dress from xrd
Any Female:Hi Paracelsus.
A.B.A:And I, took that personally!
Any person*
I’m loving the extra illustration at the end of your videos
Poor A.B.A....She just doesn't want to be alone again...
Someone: You can’t f**k the key!
A.B.A.: but the key can f**k you
A.B.A bout to go into moroha mode by herself with that much yapping
This is adorable! *But Baiken has two arms*
She does in ABA's "nightmare" as we'll put it, but not in person when she appears with everyone else to shale their heads, which is funny because it makes it seem like ABA doesn't actually know Baiken and has just heard of her in passing lol.
Yay new Guilty Gear video
Edit: Elphelt was probably talking about Wedding plans for Paracelsus since you know how much she wants this
so... u did draw potemkin.... thank you...