Miko can't stop shooting between the legs... (ft. Suisei)【Hololive】

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  • @bryant.3109
    @bryant.3109 Рік тому +637

    Normal FPS player: Body Shot
    Pro FPS player: Head Shot
    Elite FPS player: Crotch shot

  • @Absolute__Zero
    @Absolute__Zero Рік тому +762

    People like to call Pekora a war criminal but Miko is an absolute menace to humanity’s collective nether region 😂

    • @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376
      @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376 Рік тому +28

      Not only Miko, Suisei too

    • @zetsubowidz2287
      @zetsubowidz2287 Рік тому +31

      Uh.... *Looking at pekora at gta 5 that dump entire magazine at someone junk for trying to rob her,
      And at mgs while pekora shoot tranquil dart at some poor soldier junk before dragging that victim up a leader so the needle drill deeper

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 Рік тому

      @@zetsubowidz2287 meh overrated

    • @zetsubowidz2287
      @zetsubowidz2287 Рік тому

      @@lolcall5295 so?

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 Рік тому

      @@zetsubowidz2287 so good is very good

  • @shaoronmd
    @shaoronmd Рік тому +638

    Risu: Non-stop Nut November
    Miko: No Nuts Forever

    • @hvt8876
      @hvt8876 Рік тому +26

      Lmao 😂

    • @Klier2003
      @Klier2003 Рік тому +15

      Bruh I gotta protect my nuts XD

    • @marceloacosta1742
      @marceloacosta1742 Рік тому +4

      @@Klier2003 Risu:I will protect you bro😇🌰

    • @Allen-R
      @Allen-R Рік тому

      @@marceloacosta1742 Her NNNs were to help her protect the nuts from Miko in advance.. woah

    • @wolfman210
      @wolfman210 10 місяців тому

      No Nut Neverever

  • @SoraRaida
    @SoraRaida Рік тому +109

    From now onwards, I'll be watching Miko's aim cuz didn't know this is a thing lmaooo

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +148

    So many hysterical sound effects to accentuate this amazing montage of Miko's nut slaying! This one's going on the favorites for sure

    • @VTuberZaibatsu
      @VTuberZaibatsu  Рік тому +13

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 Рік тому +9

      *_“Headshots - nothing. Nutshots - hell yeah! Game developers, take a note from this game!”_*_ - Pyrocynical_

  • @Fightikus
    @Fightikus Рік тому +79

    3:22 I just realized that I haven't heard this laugh from Miko for a long time.

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog Рік тому +190

    If I ever get a chance to meet her at a handshaking event, I'll be sure to wear a cup.

    • @melisaartemis
      @melisaartemis Рік тому +3

      ... against Miko armed with Lava bucket...? you sure that cup is enough...?

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Рік тому

      Make sure you bring an attached fire hose too.

  • @WayneLLC
    @WayneLLC Рік тому +128

    Miko is like John Wick, but instead of securing a kill via head shot, she always goes back for the crotch kill - killing wasn't enough, she wanna ensure who she downed don't ever have offsprings too 😂

    • @DalekCraft
      @DalekCraft Рік тому +3

      @Ur Nemesis “So no head?”

    • @trandaiphuc5342
      @trandaiphuc5342 Рік тому

      It is a headshot every time tho.
      Just the wrong head.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +378

    Wow, I didn't realize Miko could rival Botan as the headshot queen! 😏

  • @entwoo2221
    @entwoo2221 Рік тому +39

    Nah she's just making sure that if the guy survives that there will be no lineage to take revenge.

  • @Orome96
    @Orome96 Рік тому +73

    4:12 what a ballsy pun.

    • @VTuberZaibatsu
      @VTuberZaibatsu  Рік тому +13

      Lmao I didnt even notice that

    • @SHSL_Debbie
      @SHSL_Debbie Рік тому +2

      coincidence(heh) or not, that's genius

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences Рік тому +1

      She said the same pun a few times actually, there was one at 3:30 too

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +62

    Friendly reminder that due to the locomotion impairment from broken bones and ruptured tendons, extreme pain from the many nerves running through, and quick blood loss from the huge vessels feeding the legs, the pelvis is a perfectly valid target.
    Miko is being tactical with her targets' neutralizations, that's all. 😅

    • @compaktdanger4734
      @compaktdanger4734 Рік тому +12

      I think you meant to say targets' neutarizations

    • @wolfman210
      @wolfman210 Рік тому +5

      "Honor is for duels not war" ~ Miko probably.

    • @k96man
      @k96man Рік тому +2

      It's also effectively center Mass

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +1

      ​@@compaktdanger4734
      You can't spell 'neutralize' without the same letters as 'neuter', after all.

  • @bitfrosteseigeheim5605
    @bitfrosteseigeheim5605 Рік тому +39

    Perfect Aim Miko always aiming for the Headshot; The Another Headshot

  • @vvaleddy
    @vvaleddy Рік тому +75

    She has detailed files of human anatomy, thus making her a more ELITE killer.
    Thanks a lot for the compilation!

  • @apple_pines
    @apple_pines Рік тому +30

    I had never flinched this much in the span of a 5-minute clip until now. Sasuga elite aim

  • @tungle1991
    @tungle1991 Рік тому +46

    Such elite maiden , attacking straight to men ‘s weakness

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Рік тому +14

    I love how she has trouble NOT aiming for the the crotch.
    You can almost feel the temptation while she is aiming.

  • @croatomicat8168
    @croatomicat8168 Рік тому +118

    She got auto aim ability right there😂😂😂😂

    • @lazycatz112
      @lazycatz112 Рік тому +5

      For shooting gun? Right?? Shooting gun? Right??
      🤨🤨📸

    • @shape..
      @shape.. Рік тому +1

      ​@@lazycatz112 yes💀

  • @quanbmvnman1742
    @quanbmvnman1742 Рік тому +38

    Imagine Mikochi playing Sniper Elite 4 :))))))

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 Рік тому +12

      Bruh stop giving her too much power💀🤣

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Рік тому +1

      I mean it's a hard target but definetly effective, I tryed one Time but as a man it hurted too much.

  • @Kronius360
    @Kronius360 Рік тому +20

    Ah yes the elite herself always suprises, especially with how precise her aim specifically ON THAT SPOT 😩

  • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
    @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf 4 місяці тому +1

    Miko: “I wouldn’t do something so cowardly”
    Also Miko: *precisely .4 seconds later.

  • @edgarlozada3858
    @edgarlozada3858 Рік тому +24

    Basically Miko is Robocop.

    • @ThatchNetherfold
      @ThatchNetherfold Рік тому

      "But instead of dying for our sins, this Jesus shoots r*pists in the d*ck." - Honest Trailers: Robocop

  • @TheRealVordox
    @TheRealVordox Рік тому +2

    Sakura Miko's Vtubing moment caught.
    Thank you for going so far back and finding the hilarious events. XD

  • @si-bang-sat
    @si-bang-sat Рік тому +10

    CBT Miko isn't real. She can't hurt you.
    CBT Miko:

  • @deadtako
    @deadtako Рік тому +9

    she could be the type that tries to slap someone in the face but still manages to hit the crotch

  • @purebaldness
    @purebaldness Рік тому +9

    When VTuber Zaibatsu uploads, vtuber fans should take notice.

  • @firstlawnmower
    @firstlawnmower Рік тому +2

    Good to have you back, brother. Thanks for the high quality videos.

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 Рік тому +2

    Genitals: *exist*
    Miko: "So anyway I started blasting."

  • @novikovPrinciple
    @novikovPrinciple Рік тому +10

    She always aims center-mass.
    Respect.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Рік тому +2

      I mean, her enemies must have massive balls to stand against the ELITE, so you're not wrong

    • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
      @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf 4 місяці тому

      That’s where all the important giblets are, so yeah. Leave those fancy headshots to the Snipers (Botan).

  • @cowfishblobfish
    @cowfishblobfish Рік тому +31

    miko could have the ability to be the best FPS player if crotches were the same as heads

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn Рік тому +5

    Botan-chan 100% accurate Headshots.
    Miko-chi 100% accurate Crotchshots...
    LOL. ^_^

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic Рік тому +7

    TFS Vegeta: "Why the dick? Why always on the dick?"

  • @kraizerxthesimp46
    @kraizerxthesimp46 Рік тому +14

    i never get tired with her baby squels

  • @whitegoat1089
    @whitegoat1089 Рік тому +3

    The only one who can destroy Pekora's Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

  • @salteecoffee1347
    @salteecoffee1347 Рік тому +3

    A different kind of headshot, deals additional emotion damage

  • @Nichaelas
    @Nichaelas Рік тому +4

    Miko's got that Butters aim

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ Рік тому +8

    Oh God, she's just like Butters.

  • @Ichinaru31
    @Ichinaru31 Рік тому +3

    Miko is just making extra sure that those villains never breed *ever* again.

  • @Zettai_S
    @Zettai_S Рік тому +1

    I laughed really hard at this 😂 I enjoyed these clips very much thank you 🙏

  • @ricardorunos9782
    @ricardorunos9782 Рік тому +1

    2:37 The Tony Hawk special trick sounds killed me!

  • @dsenvy
    @dsenvy Рік тому +3

    Miko : "Tama-tama"
    its plural, she knows what shes doing

  • @maximilian3544
    @maximilian3544 Рік тому +2

    Very elite to aim for center mass rather than the head.

  • @apple_pines
    @apple_pines Рік тому +71

    2:15 she knocked it down with two headshots and finished it off with a different kind of headshot
    4:12 "Tama Tama desuyo"
    Tama dakara~ 🤣

    • @sparkycf2749
      @sparkycf2749 Рік тому +4

      i heard "tama tama" and thought the same thing lmao

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 Рік тому +2

      "Your _tama tama_ got _shinda."_
      -Elite Miko

  • @juanpedraw4245
    @juanpedraw4245 Рік тому +3

    Miko never misses because she never takes her eyes off the balls.

  • @higon99
    @higon99 Рік тому +2

    I apploud a person who watched hundreds hours of footages just to extract Miko's crotch attacks...

  • @crazys89
    @crazys89 Рік тому +1

    nah. i just went to drink, looked up as the needle is adjusting into the correct position and almost spit my water out! lmao

  • @raven-seven3786
    @raven-seven3786 Рік тому +1

    This actually got me laughing so hard that I’m in pain.. and these comments too are great

  • @hijackdallas6052
    @hijackdallas6052 Рік тому +1

    Miko does shot into center mass of the whole body, which is located down there.
    But she doesn´t know, that center mass is actually ment center thorax.

  • @soulezwan266
    @soulezwan266 Рік тому +3

    It's just that my aim is so bad, it's good
    Sakura Miko, the crotch destroyer

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Рік тому +1

    My nether region just shrunk deeper than it should've at these war crimes against humanity's crotch.

  • @Zanian19
    @Zanian19 Рік тому +1

    She's like Butters.

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 Рік тому +3

    Her aim is bad yet she always hits the crotch. Elite logic right there. XD

  • @mistakench7312
    @mistakench7312 Рік тому +1

    Miko the Elite Nutcracker.

  • @merox2266
    @merox2266 Рік тому +6

    Now we know how to defend our selfs against miko

  • @yaboiYenNerz
    @yaboiYenNerz Рік тому +2

    This is definitely going in my FunnyHoloMoments playlist XD

  • @ANDREW.24
    @ANDREW.24 Рік тому +4

    If she ever gets married you have to feel bad for the husband

  • @claudio_1573
    @claudio_1573 Рік тому +1

    miComet scares me... Sui-chan is a psychopath and Mikochi always shoot between legs. Really a deadly duo

  • @chinhthehugger9284
    @chinhthehugger9284 Рік тому +1

    not even the gundams are safe

  • @Lordmaster316
    @Lordmaster316 Рік тому +1

    a headshot will kill people instantly
    but ballshot will be a hell of pain before dying

  • @wachi4353
    @wachi4353 Рік тому +2

    I want more people to see this clip

  • @HanibiSW
    @HanibiSW Рік тому +2

    Miko wouldve been op in Combat Arms with the nutshot mechanic

  • @Th3_FoxRacoonCat
    @Th3_FoxRacoonCat Рік тому +1

    This should be her skill in Idol Showdown, "Crotch Aim"

  • @VidiaReePhoenix
    @VidiaReePhoenix Рік тому +2

    It's actually impressive how consistently she hits crotch shots. XD

  • @eddster1987
    @eddster1987 Рік тому +5

    Miko FPS buff: Homing shot directly to the no-nos every time.

  • @Will-kyun
    @Will-kyun Рік тому +10

    I've seen a fair share of aimbots, but not one like Miko's 😂

  • @dickymaulanaaini2972
    @dickymaulanaaini2972 Рік тому +2

    she did that on purpose,i swear to god.And for some wierd reason i can feel the pain in the same spot😵😵😵

  • @toadoda
    @toadoda Рік тому +1

    Miko took "Aiming for center mass" too seriously.

  • @Lazy034
    @Lazy034 Рік тому +2

    She always goes for the critical hit

  • @jetstrike28
    @jetstrike28 Рік тому +1

    Nutshot count: WAR CRIME

  • @rexblanco2204
    @rexblanco2204 Рік тому +1

    Takes the term "hit 'em where it hurts" to whole new level

  • @syyndev2161
    @syyndev2161 Рік тому +1

    look at all those elite headshots XD

  • @unmemorablehero
    @unmemorablehero Рік тому

    I’ve watched this like 20 times, and I still cry laugh every time 😂

  • @Akiorinn
    @Akiorinn Рік тому +1

    she's yabe and naughty.

  • @coocoonooo
    @coocoonooo Рік тому +1

    Miko into cbt lmao

  • @IGNACIO_MARIN
    @IGNACIO_MARIN Рік тому +1

    I believe there's an episode of South Park where Butters becomes a cop and whenever he shoots he always hits the crotch of his target

  • @imagoodieboy7790
    @imagoodieboy7790 Рік тому

    If you can't hit their head then hit their another head instead.
    -Elite Miko

  • @BobbyLvl138
    @BobbyLvl138 Рік тому

    I enjoyed the "73" hitsplat at 2:04 lmao

  • @bco1981
    @bco1981 Рік тому

    Elite head shot... gets the head even if they crouch.

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio Рік тому

    The Yakuza is following her career with great interest.

  • @titan133760
    @titan133760 Рік тому +1

    Ok Satan, put down the controller

  • @farid-frederick
    @farid-frederick Рік тому +1

    If FPS game making crotch shot more lethal than headshot. Miko would be a goddess

  • @tasume3583
    @tasume3583 Рік тому

    "Head shots does more damage" :O "which head?"

  • @AutoBahn13903
    @AutoBahn13903 Рік тому

    Sniper Elite Player be like:
    "Don't ask me, I Know where I should Aiming"
    *TES*icle shot*

  • @venmong8718
    @venmong8718 Рік тому +2

    So, miko have passive skill "crotch auto aim" Lol 😂😂😂

  • @Giggly_Puff
    @Giggly_Puff Рік тому +1

    NICE Headshot!

  • @UnnamedFate
    @UnnamedFate Рік тому +1

    miko is aiming for lethal damage, in fact i would rather get shot in the head than get get shot there

  • @Ultragangman
    @Ultragangman Рік тому

    the holy order of ball hunter has come, brace yourself

  • @briansilva3765
    @briansilva3765 6 місяців тому

    The Gundam clip is even funnier when you remember certain Mobile Suits(Turn A) have the pilots cockpits in the actual crotch.

  • @UniversOfPhoenix7
    @UniversOfPhoenix7 Рік тому

    Everyone of us was screaming at each shot, I can feel the pain just by remembering all of thoses moment XD

  • @1khaitoh
    @1khaitoh Рік тому

    3:15 Gotta love the Tom Sfx here.
    If games also counts Crotch shots I wonder how many Mikochi's count is xD

  • @akathesk
    @akathesk Рік тому

    Finally! I thought I was the only one who did this! The way shooters almost fettishise headshots always bugged me...
    "you missed your target!"
    "did I thou?"

  • @12IrateGamerFan21
    @12IrateGamerFan21 Рік тому +1

    Miko, the crotch shot goblin

  • @simonbelmont1986
    @simonbelmont1986 Рік тому +1

    😬 she's gonna be alone. No way a man would let her near him after knowing this

  • @Ming1975
    @Ming1975 Рік тому

    Joypad aims center then she walks back and shoots there. Hahaha!

  • @masterpeace5712
    @masterpeace5712 Рік тому +2

    Well I guess you can call that "Head Shot" too XD
    Sasuga Elite Baby

  • @mdkanaki3886
    @mdkanaki3886 Рік тому +1

    She should have played sniper elite 3 for this purpose

  • @orctrihar
    @orctrihar Рік тому

    Well there is a big nerve passage and a big vein here so it's a good target

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 Рік тому

    The v of the legs point to the nuts

  • @xXFoiXx
    @xXFoiXx Рік тому +1

    Elite Marksmanship

  • @MICHAELTUMANGDAY
    @MICHAELTUMANGDAY Рік тому

    I don't know why but everytime she streams shooter games I always have the urge to cover my lower area