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  • @couch2558
    @couch2558 Рік тому +576

    3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂

    • @leaderofmine6293
      @leaderofmine6293 Рік тому +6

      So?! Are you live in Florida?

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT Рік тому +22

      That's some quality Florida Man there.

    • @mikehatfield1531
      @mikehatfield1531 Рік тому +26

      @@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida

    • @Pookiebear36
      @Pookiebear36 Рік тому +2

      I’m a Floridian…

    • @Mr5Fail
      @Mr5Fail 10 місяців тому +1

      Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!

  • @taterbeard
    @taterbeard Рік тому +3234

    The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.

    • @DivineVegan
      @DivineVegan Рік тому +110

      Americans..

    • @williamweiss6128
      @williamweiss6128 Рік тому +33

      It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому

      Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.

    • @fatwombat2611
      @fatwombat2611 Рік тому +33

      Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up

    • @snidely_whiplash
      @snidely_whiplash Рік тому +62

      I knew a Jerrick. Nobody liked him.

  • @choppercam01
    @choppercam01 Рік тому +537

    Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!"
    Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂

    • @yarpyarp5647
      @yarpyarp5647 Рік тому +1

      packing tape

    • @derrickhageman1969
      @derrickhageman1969 Рік тому +3

      ​@@yarpyarp5647duck tape

    • @ickylynn6155
      @ickylynn6155 Рік тому +6

      The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 Рік тому +23

      "We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."

    • @slowpoke6743
      @slowpoke6743 Рік тому +8

      I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.

  • @oserus999
    @oserus999 11 місяців тому +42

    The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)

    • @NicPTheMeme
      @NicPTheMeme 4 місяці тому +4

      Well what are we supposed to do?? Help them?????

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic Рік тому +195

    Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂

  • @scottbradford4130
    @scottbradford4130 Рік тому +290

    The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut Рік тому +3

      At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit.
      Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.

    • @BenieTheDragon
      @BenieTheDragon Рік тому

      When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.

    • @scottbradford4130
      @scottbradford4130 Рік тому +3

      @JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part

    • @Bigfoot-px9gj
      @Bigfoot-px9gj 8 місяців тому

      Oh my God, what a shitty thing to say! *:)*

    • @ostrich67
      @ostrich67 5 місяців тому

      @@JH-lo9ut Found the fetish freak.

  • @littlejourneyseverywhere
    @littlejourneyseverywhere Рік тому +893

    As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂

  • @BobbyBoucher228
    @BobbyBoucher228 Рік тому +52

    As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.

  • @thomas11atkin
    @thomas11atkin Рік тому +34

    This is why America doesn't have free healthcare

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 Рік тому +662

    I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂

    • @dscherer18
      @dscherer18 Рік тому +67

      "mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(

    • @pepstriebeck1163
      @pepstriebeck1163 Рік тому

      They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage.
      THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.

    • @michaelwatson7364
      @michaelwatson7364 Рік тому +40

      How to tell if someone is a landlubber.
      Step 1 find a mid size boat
      Step 2 find a humpback
      Step 3 watch the shenanigans

    • @oSamiSrzo
      @oSamiSrzo Рік тому +40

      Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 Рік тому +39

      I could just hear that 911 call.
      Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanhiggins8869
    @ryanhiggins8869 Рік тому +84

    “Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others

  • @ItsFreshItsAnne
    @ItsFreshItsAnne Рік тому +206

    0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂

    • @emmytoussaint
      @emmytoussaint Рік тому +4

      his voice 🤣😂

    • @justmeandthethree
      @justmeandthethree 6 місяців тому

      She learned that day that her husband/boyfriend is an asshole, maybe not for filming but definitely for sharing it.

    • @krumble_d
      @krumble_d 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes thank you to Sally’s babe for taping sally in the quicksand

  • @oldspice051
    @oldspice051 Рік тому +301

    I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 Рік тому +38

      the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless

    • @CARPETMAN6666
      @CARPETMAN6666 Рік тому +6

      I watch these videos to see if I'm on them

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Рік тому +5

      ​@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy

    • @GrendelSheperd
      @GrendelSheperd Рік тому

      North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.

    • @MyBelch
      @MyBelch Рік тому

      Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +181

    7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Рік тому +14

      Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.

    • @1Brother_Bear
      @1Brother_Bear Рік тому +7

      Thats michigan for you!

    • @1337-dylan
      @1337-dylan Рік тому +6

      can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂

    • @superboats2
      @superboats2 Рік тому +13

      Trucktanic.

    • @couch2558
      @couch2558 Рік тому +15

      There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too

  • @Gigidag77
    @Gigidag77 Рік тому +120

    I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.

  • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
    @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 Рік тому +103

    The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.

    • @marinaatkin1581
      @marinaatkin1581 6 місяців тому +12

      And then the screaming into the pillow... That spoke to my soul

    • @StockyG437
      @StockyG437 5 місяців тому +4

      Her soul left her body after that😢

    • @panzerwolf494
      @panzerwolf494 4 місяці тому +1

      Jesus my toes hurt when I saw that

  • @xenoemblem7
    @xenoemblem7 Рік тому +338

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!

    • @david-bv3jd
      @david-bv3jd Рік тому +2

      all except for porto rico!!!

    • @Sam-t1m5j
      @Sam-t1m5j Рік тому +5

      If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆

    • @edjohnston8119
      @edjohnston8119 Рік тому +15

      @@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state

    • @MirlitronOne
      @MirlitronOne Рік тому

      Including "WEST VIRGINA".

    • @a564-c3q
      @a564-c3q Рік тому

      No, it didn't.

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 Рік тому +291

    The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.

  • @johnsononey
    @johnsononey 10 місяців тому +24

    That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 8 місяців тому +2

      It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.

  • @missingnola3823
    @missingnola3823 Рік тому +258

    As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +83

    10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂

    • @MarrisaPlays
      @MarrisaPlays Рік тому +18

      yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.

    • @danielaguilar8424
      @danielaguilar8424 Рік тому +16

      She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.

    • @JohnWick-yw4oo
      @JohnWick-yw4oo Рік тому +10

      That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.

    • @jackdoe552
      @jackdoe552 Рік тому +10

      Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆

    • @daggel011
      @daggel011 Рік тому +3

      I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim

  • @rangetrooper5245
    @rangetrooper5245 Рік тому +74

    The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.

    • @kriskabin
      @kriskabin Рік тому +5

      If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.

    • @DefensisIndus
      @DefensisIndus 7 місяців тому +1

      It's always beer with You Wisconsin people

  • @GoldRaven-oe4by
    @GoldRaven-oe4by Рік тому +120

    10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 10 місяців тому +9

      How to stub every toe in half a second

    • @TheOfficalMackenzieFan
      @TheOfficalMackenzieFan 9 місяців тому +4

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣

    • @ChuckNDUcks
      @ChuckNDUcks 9 місяців тому +1

      Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 9 місяців тому +3

      @@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!

    • @HateMerchant
      @HateMerchant 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TheOfficalMackenzieFanthe hospital? for that?

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 Рік тому +148

    Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins

    • @georgiecutright4033
      @georgiecutright4033 Рік тому +17

      Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that

    • @clckc
      @clckc Рік тому +3

      @@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying

    • @justin_5631
      @justin_5631 Рік тому +14

      @@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.

    • @clckc
      @clckc Рік тому +7

      @@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr

    • @quelandil5738
      @quelandil5738 Рік тому +2

      It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole UA-cam channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...

  • @erikwebber6038
    @erikwebber6038 Рік тому +88

    Farting into the speaker phone at Wal-Mart was most definitely NOT a fail 😂
    Also, are we going to address the big orange ball rolling down the street in Ohio? 🤔

    • @ickylynn6155
      @ickylynn6155 Рік тому +13

      My dude who farted into the speaker SO did that on purpose, and it was amazing.
      And I too would like to discuss the big orange ball. . .Like why? What were they doing? And where can I get one

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Рік тому +9

      It’s Ohio. That tells you everything

    • @grrrrUrNotSkibidi
      @grrrrUrNotSkibidi Рік тому +11

      I heard it's still rolling to this day

    • @snipergod9673
      @snipergod9673 Рік тому +1

      down in ohio swag like ohio

    • @michaelross1452
      @michaelross1452 Рік тому +1

      The red ball.

  • @4rdF1Hunny
    @4rdF1Hunny Рік тому +32

    First Texas clip was an absolute WIN! 🥇

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 Рік тому +1

      I was waiting for the wind on the big flag to tip the truck over. (Rats)

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Рік тому +2

      @@PhilipFitzRoyce1983 - Uh, no. Replacing it with a pride flag would’ve been the biggest fail in this compilation.

    • @Nervesisout
      @Nervesisout Рік тому

      It's called TDE. Nice truck guy, sorry about the tiny p@nis.

  • @liny2sd
    @liny2sd Рік тому +73

    I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.

    • @MrChopsticktech
      @MrChopsticktech 7 місяців тому +5

      Yes, it looked like it could have been broken to me.

    • @marinaatkin1581
      @marinaatkin1581 6 місяців тому +3

      The scream after was the best and most expected part of that video

    • @zodarian6705
      @zodarian6705 6 місяців тому +3

      That was absolutely brutal

    • @TheRICOS12345
      @TheRICOS12345 5 місяців тому

      It’s his dumbass fault😂

  • @civilizedfellow
    @civilizedfellow Рік тому +23

    9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣

  • @Gsuneow
    @Gsuneow Рік тому +17

    15:52 “boy that sucks at least not on my house.” ya but that's your tree.

  • @elbee1771
    @elbee1771 Рік тому +17

    4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 Рік тому +14

    12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 Рік тому +87

    At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 Рік тому +20

      A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂

    • @braniacc
      @braniacc Рік тому +17

      ​@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.

    • @hollandaise84
      @hollandaise84 Рік тому +11

      @@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.

    • @harrietbrown6415
      @harrietbrown6415 Рік тому +3

      Is that the Can Opener bridge?

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Рік тому +2

      @@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.

  • @daleford8621
    @daleford8621 Рік тому +34

    The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅

    • @baynerw
      @baynerw Рік тому +5

      That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!

    • @jackbilmao
      @jackbilmao Рік тому +10

      For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"

    • @tamoroso
      @tamoroso Рік тому +4

      See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister Рік тому +1

      @@tamoroso Absotively!

  • @lillyvazgueztk1410
    @lillyvazgueztk1410 Рік тому +77

    It was a very bad decision to remove the Glass-Steagall Act in the late 1990s, which led to the spectacular failure of huge banks during the financial crisis of 2007-2008. To prevent another disaster, Dodd-Frank and this statute both need to be reestablished right away. What happened with SVB is only the beginning of what will happen if nothing is done to address the current situation.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 Рік тому

      Only a good FA will be enough to guide you through the current market volatility. I've been speaking with an advisor for a while now, primarily because I don't have the necessary expertise or stamina to handle these recurrent market conditions. The fact that I made over $220K during this downturn proved that there is more to the market than the typical person is aware of. The greatest course of action right now is to have an investing consultant, especially for people who are nearing retirement.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 Рік тому +2

      My Financial Advisor is TRACY BRITT COOL. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured and reached out to her afterwards. She has since provide entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can run a quick online research with her name if you care for supervision. I basically follow her market moves and haven't regretted doing so..

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 Рік тому

      ​@JosephJames352Tracy Britt Cool is known for her impressive career. She has served as the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway-owned Pampered Chef and has been recognized as one of Warren Buffett's protégés.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 Рік тому +3

      ​ a google search with the keywords "TRACY BRITT COOL FINANCE" should get you what you need

    • @marthatom753
      @marthatom753 Рік тому

      I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Tracy Britt Cool. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

  • @Dragonfly33
    @Dragonfly33 Рік тому +20

    I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”

    • @bobjohnson1633
      @bobjohnson1633 11 місяців тому +1

      In most states, "ever'body" isn't English

    • @Dragonfly33
      @Dragonfly33 11 місяців тому +2

      @@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡

    • @MrChopsticktech
      @MrChopsticktech 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Dragonfly33Most states, you know, where even little kids speak better than the adults doing stupid things do.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 6 місяців тому

      Famous last words.

    • @spartanvenom5388
      @spartanvenom5388 5 місяців тому

      I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of anyone ever saying “ever-body”; I’ve heard everybody and y’all, but not that.

  • @blur2953
    @blur2953 Рік тому +53

    12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.

    • @whichfilmisit
      @whichfilmisit Рік тому +2

      funny

    • @jeffreyklass6171
      @jeffreyklass6171 Рік тому +2

      Welcome to NC

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Рік тому +2

      _shit_ priorities, but sure...

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut Рік тому +1

      Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.

  • @June-kw7wc
    @June-kw7wc Рік тому +96

    As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.

  • @igronus
    @igronus Рік тому +159

    Never been to the US but these twenty minutes gave me more knowledge about the country than anything else in my life.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Рік тому +18

      Work hard, play hard!

    • @krytietv1684
      @krytietv1684 Рік тому

      ​@@hensonlauramore like a bunch of dumb dumbs

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Рік тому

      You think we're all dumb rednecks lol

    • @AD_Ministry
      @AD_Ministry Рік тому

      That we are stupid

    • @dawnBilly
      @dawnBilly Рік тому +9

      @@hensonlaura No, be a twat, am a twat

  • @susana.9483
    @susana.9483 Рік тому +457

    I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.

    • @GTFBITK
      @GTFBITK Рік тому +27

      Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.

    • @MeechMooch-n4i
      @MeechMooch-n4i Рік тому +49

      Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.

    • @rolfwienr371
      @rolfwienr371 Рік тому +70

      this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american

    • @vawest2052
      @vawest2052 Рік тому +26

      Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.

    • @henrikschreiner
      @henrikschreiner Рік тому

      ​@@MeechMooch-n4i🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

  • @stompythewonderlizard286
    @stompythewonderlizard286 11 місяців тому +4

    Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.

  • @bustercherry8734
    @bustercherry8734 Рік тому +10

    19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol

  • @clem9796
    @clem9796 Рік тому +9

    "Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂

  • @schmodedo
    @schmodedo Рік тому +50

    Arkansas was a win, not a fail. Dude on the lawn chair and skateboard with the dogs.

    • @georgiecutright4033
      @georgiecutright4033 Рік тому +5

      Thanks bro. Traveled 2375 that way across the south to Cali

    • @big.jesus999
      @big.jesus999 Рік тому +3

      Ozarks for the win

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex Рік тому +4

      @@georgiecutright4033SHIT BRO YOUR REAL

    • @EternallyFrost
      @EternallyFrost Рік тому

      Yeah Failarmy is running out of fails it seems they are cataloguing Wins As fails now lmao

    • @ralphduncan8054
      @ralphduncan8054 Рік тому +1

      That is an ozarkian dog sled team , who want's to race.:)

  • @seameology
    @seameology Рік тому +8

    The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.

  • @anonymos.videos
    @anonymos.videos Рік тому +17

    16:16 is that a Pole-bear, the brother of the polarbear?😂

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando Рік тому +18

    19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂

  • @wildie__3956
    @wildie__3956 Рік тому +14

    14:18 is my absolute favorite! What the hell is that thing? A squirrel? It's like something out of a horror film. 😂😂

    • @Brind-amour
      @Brind-amour Рік тому

      I want to know also.

    • @infectedflinch
      @infectedflinch Рік тому

      Following in case an answer ever appears!

    • @Uarehere
      @Uarehere Рік тому +1

      Gremlin? 🤷

    • @ChrisSmith-md8ty
      @ChrisSmith-md8ty Рік тому

      I figured a squirrel given they fly like that. I thought it looked like a bunny but too fast to actually see. Use the 0.25 speed option

    • @ChrisSawyer-dc1vz
      @ChrisSawyer-dc1vz 5 місяців тому

      What is it?

  • @Melody_Loves_Music
    @Melody_Loves_Music Рік тому +8

    Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢

  • @andreassvensson1038
    @andreassvensson1038 Рік тому +8

    Once upon a time the rest of the world admired Americans because of their intelligence and education. Today it's the total opposite...

    • @mighty_-
      @mighty_- 6 місяців тому

      I think you see a lack of admiration in the media, when you go outside, people don’t really hates Americans all that much

  • @ajtheadventurer4109
    @ajtheadventurer4109 Рік тому +8

    This isn’t fails this is just America

  • @buttrwaffl
    @buttrwaffl Рік тому +77

    Bro I could feel this one in my soul💀 10:30

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 Рік тому +6

      All 10 toes at once ouch

    • @brentduanefoster
      @brentduanefoster Рік тому +3

      All of her tarsals and metatarsals (bones of the feet) were DESTROYED!!!!

    • @Nikgamingnl
      @Nikgamingnl Рік тому

      the silent pillow/blanket scream💀

  • @michaelcrossley4716
    @michaelcrossley4716 9 місяців тому +4

    I wouldn't call farting on the intercom a fail. That guy is a legend 🤣

  • @georgiecutright4033
    @georgiecutright4033 Рік тому +76

    Me and my dogs are on the cover. But how did I fail lol. I traveled with no money no help 2375 miles pulled by these wonderful dogs and made my destination. Knoxville Tennessee to Venice Beach California pulled by two great Siberian Huskies sitting on a lawn chair atop The skateboard. Thanks for putting me in so many of your videos. I guess it's kind of cool

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x Рік тому +12

      You were definitely a win!!!

    • @cooperhilinsky6361
      @cooperhilinsky6361 Рік тому +8

      Yours was definitely NOT a fail. Your pups are exercised AND free travel! Loved it man!

    • @tommymaddox6785
      @tommymaddox6785 Рік тому +7

      That is a serious win buddy, congratulations 👏

    • @treborrelluf
      @treborrelluf Рік тому +2

      what are your plans now?

    • @DemonKingOFFICIAL
      @DemonKingOFFICIAL Рік тому +3

      Uh well that’s rad.

  • @amazing-record
    @amazing-record Рік тому +5

    These fails just prove that stupidity knows no borders or boundaries. We may be divided by state lines, but we are united in our ability to do the dumbest things possible. Stay safe, America!

  • @stephenbrewins3689
    @stephenbrewins3689 Рік тому +70

    Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!😂

  • @GT-43
    @GT-43 Рік тому +4

    Ill be damned my momma was wrong, the trash will take itself out.

  • @okzoomer5728
    @okzoomer5728 Рік тому +18

    18:22
    That area is called the Little Sahara.
    They have so many accidents there, that there's a "day since last accident sign" that usually reads between the values of 0 and 7.

  • @James09962
    @James09962 Рік тому +25

    I’m from Northern Ireland and the size of the trucks in America especially Texas is wild to me

    • @CarrieMHB222
      @CarrieMHB222 Рік тому +15

      It’s wild to some of us too. I often mutter to myself, “Sorry about your dick, bro” when I see one of those monstrosities.

    • @JerseyCardArmy1
      @JerseyCardArmy1 Рік тому +4

      I live in Texas. It's mostly the attention seekers that need lifted trucks.

    • @bllasae
      @bllasae Рік тому

      Ireland*

    • @drnickcarter
      @drnickcarter Рік тому +3

      I live in Texas, I've seen this guy driving down the street. I swear same truck, same flag.

    • @milsimmaniac711
      @milsimmaniac711 Рік тому +1

      @@CarrieMHB222 ever thought that mabey someone has a lifted up truck because its cool?

  • @ElaineHarper-k8o
    @ElaineHarper-k8o Рік тому +10

    Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.. The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me..

  • @patrickdunn8918
    @patrickdunn8918 Рік тому +2

    A lady I met from Alabama told me , that when someone in Alabama says “ watch this “ …someone is gonna die lol.

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh Рік тому +58

    Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.

    • @roastytoasty8559
      @roastytoasty8559 Рік тому +6

      and many more during the watching of this compilation. 😁🙃

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Рік тому +1

      @@roastytoasty8559 I'm drinking one right now XD

  • @kylerobb8066
    @kylerobb8066 Рік тому +58

    The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.

    • @jessicaaster8471
      @jessicaaster8471 Рік тому +3

      That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.

    • @kylerobb8066
      @kylerobb8066 Рік тому +1

      @@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?

    • @jessicaaster8471
      @jessicaaster8471 Рік тому +2

      @@kylerobb8066 What roads?

    • @kylerobb8066
      @kylerobb8066 Рік тому +4

      @@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.

    • @freethebirds3578
      @freethebirds3578 Рік тому

      That is a perfect example if INDOT.

  • @IO_27-vtc
    @IO_27-vtc Рік тому +5

    As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.

  • @Allmightygreat
    @Allmightygreat 10 місяців тому +7

    The USA never fails. We just get bored

  • @alyssa-2300
    @alyssa-2300 Рік тому +9

    8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 Рік тому +10

    20:39
    She's all like _"Gawd mom!! You're so embarrassing!!!"_ lol

    • @scitor
      @scitor Рік тому +2

      🤣 love how perfectly she times her face on the ground to the starting clap

  • @Fishing4thepeople2751
    @Fishing4thepeople2751 Рік тому +6

    I think a killer whale stealing your Halibult is the most Alaskan thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @stevempls
    @stevempls Рік тому +2

    The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying

  • @joshmcbroom9391
    @joshmcbroom9391 Рік тому +42

    The cake in Alabama is not a fail, the purple and yellow is a trolling attempt from an LSU fan.

    • @John_Fugazzi
      @John_Fugazzi Рік тому +18

      Thanks. I had no idea what that was about.

    • @gizmocaca9461
      @gizmocaca9461 Рік тому +11

      Thanks for clarifying. Sport fans are such silly people.

    • @billsmith5166
      @billsmith5166 Рік тому +3

      Thank you!

    • @Protowhilst
      @Protowhilst Рік тому +9

      Wasting a perfectly good cake is a fail though

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer Рік тому +2

      From Louisiana, can confirm.

  • @Elizabeth.RMartin86
    @Elizabeth.RMartin86 Рік тому +30

    The fart over the loud speakers was epic not a fail.

  • @SoloReigns
    @SoloReigns Рік тому +18

    3:14 I'm sorry but every time I see this video its hard not to notice and ask why is he the only black person there 🤣🤣

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 Рік тому +3

      You ain't the only one thinking that 😝

    • @JamesVeryMuchJr
      @JamesVeryMuchJr Рік тому

      Bro I’ve seen that vid so many times and never noticed that.

    • @panicmosem5969
      @panicmosem5969 Рік тому

      It IS a pool party... most likely there will be SWIMMING.............

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому +2

      ngl same. Like I'm black and i notice is he like the only one he really sticks out from the other people

  • @shadowsofdissonance4805
    @shadowsofdissonance4805 Рік тому +4

    the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....

  • @bored_fox9098
    @bored_fox9098 Рік тому +6

    Some of y'all are acting like you had free health care 💀

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT Рік тому

      If we had free health care, it would be paying for stoopid stuff like this.

    • @johnnyhendriksvanwarby-qd3ql
      @johnnyhendriksvanwarby-qd3ql 8 місяців тому

      in Canada well pay to get in faster, its regular to wait 4 to 9 hours if your not about to die

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV Рік тому +16

    19:59 i don't care if this is staged or edited in any way that shot is gold even if it's a quick skit 😂😂

  • @Shrulonks
    @Shrulonks Рік тому +40

    16:35 from my observations, I’m pretty sure that the semi got a little too intimate with this guys back bumper

    • @averagejoe287
      @averagejoe287 Рік тому +2

      In the Cars universe, that’s considered flirting 😳

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому

      ​@@averagejoe287two trucks

    • @Kallmewhite
      @Kallmewhite Рік тому

      Nice observation

  • @gottem2912
    @gottem2912 Рік тому +5

    *Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!

  • @brentduanefoster
    @brentduanefoster Рік тому +6

    The guy @6:15 is stuck in the stuck in the seat belt with his mom laughing HYSTERICALLY at him is GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @koro287
      @koro287 Рік тому

      That one had an element of love to it! ❤

  • @RevAlex-mb2do
    @RevAlex-mb2do Рік тому +51

    The grandma drinking a beer makes me howl with laughter every time

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому

      Probably some horrible 'craft' junk.

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 Рік тому +1

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver By "craft junk" do you mean IPAs? IPAs are quite bitter, but they have a delectable aftertaste and mouthfeel imo.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому +2

      @@bubbleman2002 By craft junk I mean hipster 'craft' beer that tastes like moldy bread soaked in molasses.

  • @nathanfranks1476
    @nathanfranks1476 Рік тому +5

    That shot at 20:00 has to be a 1 in a billion! 😂😂😂😂 right down the throat!!

  • @joemoore1998
    @joemoore1998 Рік тому +1

    19:40 She really said “call 911” 😂😂 like the cops were gonna pull up and arrest the whale 💀 Omg I’m dead bro

  • @Orionstar528
    @Orionstar528 Рік тому +11

    5:49 that cracked me up 😂 that fart sound was just perfect for the occasion, what an artist, what a boss

    • @beigenegress2979
      @beigenegress2979 2 місяці тому

      I stopped shopping in stores yrs ago. But this is a reason to return…

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 Рік тому +10

    19:47
    Did she say call 911? 😆

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +17

    2:22 - I mean what the hell did they expect, building their station out of waffles?! 😂

  • @shutthedooronyourwayout
    @shutthedooronyourwayout 9 місяців тому +1

    Well done mate
    A Good fail collection without the need to ruin it with talking all over it.
    A rare find 👍

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +9

    20:26 - When the Special Olympics is less of an event, and more of a state of mind! 😂

  • @HelenKelly-t3d
    @HelenKelly-t3d Рік тому +10

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!.

  • @AidenHudson-w7b
    @AidenHudson-w7b Рік тому +5

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. 4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead..

  • @tori-loo
    @tori-loo 6 місяців тому +3

    'Call 911'
    911, what is your emergency?
    Ma'am, there is a WHALE in the ocean!!!!!

  • @aadin
    @aadin Рік тому +46

    21:35 cheers to the guys buddy for rushing in to help him while still holding a beer in his hand. fucking legend.

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 Рік тому +19

    I felt it when her feet hit the headboard. Not sure what she was expecting.

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win Рік тому +2

      Hurting toes are more painful. I had a surgery when I hit the side of my toe thumb. The toe nail sinking I'm the flesh is terrifying and extremely painful.

    • @nathanfranks1476
      @nathanfranks1476 Рік тому +1

      Your “toe thumb”?

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win Рік тому +2

      @@nathanfranks1476 that's how I have to call it.

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Рік тому +2

      @@Nelson_Win - “That’s how I have to call it” ??? What does that even mean?
      And I agree, what in the world is a toe thumb?

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win Рік тому +2

      @@mena94x3 tch.. the big toe. Does it make you clear?

  • @AnthonyIsAUP4449
    @AnthonyIsAUP4449 Рік тому +31

    As a Polish person who lives in Florida, I do in fact, agree with alligators hissing for a green bowl of food.

    • @stefannoack2445
      @stefannoack2445 Рік тому +4

      As a German person i have to say, that my polish friends would have killed that alligator to eat it as a side plate to the salad it was hissing for. 😂

    • @Timikitusaki
      @Timikitusaki Рік тому +1

      @@stefannoack2445 there national animal is a stork, i think the better option would be to gift them some braws and some nipple stickers for the Galactorrhea.

    • @MikesGarageReviews
      @MikesGarageReviews Рік тому +1

      Please tell me you don’t vote for Trump and Polish

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian Рік тому

      ​@@MikesGarageReviews plz stfu about trump already, *^^%#@!*×

  • @evancottrell4604
    @evancottrell4604 9 місяців тому

    Thanks!

  • @MarrisaPlays
    @MarrisaPlays Рік тому +18

    4:42 I cracked up laughing something about the tiny excavator just did it for me hahaha

  • @vx-iidu
    @vx-iidu Рік тому +5

    The sound of the lightbulb at 14:51 was so real, I thought it was coming from behind me lol

  • @holybredzz
    @holybredzz Рік тому +13

    7:59 I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes straight 😭

  • @kristinholsapple2587
    @kristinholsapple2587 Місяць тому +2

    I am a New Yorker and that drunk girl just ate potato chips that fell on the floor of the Metro North trains where trillions of people have been walking on NYC streets and getting on the train..YUMMY

  • @maidenaholic
    @maidenaholic Рік тому +14

    15:58 no it's not on your house, but you have to pay for the damage since the tree came from your property lol.

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 Рік тому +1

      Neither house was his

    • @maidenaholic
      @maidenaholic Рік тому +1

      ​@@donniev8181yes the tree was in his garden, making him liable for the damages

  • @zgreth
    @zgreth Рік тому +10

    Did anybody else also had to watch clip at 1:41 to see what actually happened because of the background distraction of a guy just casually skateboarding ? :D

  • @saren874
    @saren874 Рік тому +9

    Seeing that salmon fillet drop actually made me mad.

    • @beigenegress2979
      @beigenegress2979 2 місяці тому

      That took place in Alaska, so salmon might be really cheap up there, unlike in the lower 48 states, but I feel you !

  • @ashvanes484
    @ashvanes484 11 днів тому

    50% "OH NO! are you ok??" 50% cracking up w/ laughter at other person's misfortune...