Ending soon: trade your unused trumpets into a Harrelson

We've taken nearly twenty trumpets on trade in the past two weeks, which means some of you are the proud owners of new Harrelson trumpets.
Now is your one and only chance to pull those horns out of the closet and convert them into a brand new beautiful instrument that will inspire you to play every day of the week.
We will consider all trades regardless of condition. And you can trade as many instruments as you like up to the full purchase price of a new trumpet. And yes, this includes our flagship Muse Modular trumpet with multiple leadpipes and bells.
Remember, this offer is limited as we are funding the purchase of new equipment to further our production capabilities. This new machinery will open up a wide range of possibilities including further expansion into mouthpiece development and some really helpful solutions coming your way.
We're accepting trades for a few more days towards new Harrelson custom-built trumpets and existing inventory. Turn those closet horns into something amazing! www.whyharrelson.com

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Can we trade unused Harrelsons into cash? This economy is bs