D&D -- Stealth Roll into Oblivion

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 3 лют 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ •

  • @zeltech-alpha
    @zeltech-alpha 11 місяців тому +2461

    Okay but a situation where overroll can backfire in ethereally horrific ways such as stealthing into inexistence is terrifying and also really fun sounding.

    • @shado905
      @shado905 8 місяців тому +41

      Imagine dexterity where you move so fast that the very friction of everything around you vaporizes your body

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@shado905 Or better yet, just 1d6 burn damage to keep the game going

    • @abbyram8901
      @abbyram8901 8 місяців тому +9

      Ok but it's totally some 1984 levels of 'unperson-ing' bullshit!
      Remember Syme? Yeah, neither does anyone except Winston

    • @Ihatebreathing
      @Ihatebreathing 8 місяців тому

      imagine a high strength roll just makes your bones disintegrate as you fall into a puddle on the floor

    • @objectiveice573
      @objectiveice573 8 місяців тому +1

      @@shado905 im sorry, you mean what happens to speedsters like flash without their supersuits?

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox Рік тому +1292

    If there's "Failed Successfully."
    I think this is "Successfully Failed."

    • @damianchristopher205
      @damianchristopher205 9 місяців тому +5

      That’s the same thing, the same words. I can’t provide the correct opposite as there’s no adverb for failure though.

    • @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
      @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 9 місяців тому +33

      ​@@damianchristopher205 no, no the connotations are different. you were successful through failure (failed successfully), or you failed through success (successfully failed). this guy was successfull in his roll, however it ended up backfiring or failing.
      I hope I don't sound completely insane

    • @alexplaysandedits2356
      @alexplaysandedits2356 8 місяців тому

      I understand both sides, really.​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256

    • @jasontodd7450
      @jasontodd7450 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 no no, it makes complete sense.

    • @broimhigh.ugh.
      @broimhigh.ugh. 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 same way as someone being "chaotic lawful" or "lawfully chaotic"

  • @ZStreem2399
    @ZStreem2399 Рік тому +23314

    When you're so good at stealth that existence forgot you existed.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @tanukinoironi2708
      @tanukinoironi2708 Рік тому +216

      Pretty sure there's a manga or manhwa about this.

    • @doctorsno906
      @doctorsno906 Рік тому

      @@tanukinoironi2708yea and it’s pretty good too

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 Рік тому +87

      Bro literally became allah, no one can proof the exitence

    • @Akumetsubg
      @Akumetsubg Рік тому +88

      ​@@tanukinoironi2708 everyone else is a returnee, novel tho

  • @Smol_brain
    @Smol_brain 11 місяців тому +178

    "Hell, you're not even Jack the Rogue anymore. Your name's Waldo now."

    • @HugoDurand-Haumont
      @HugoDurand-Haumont 2 місяці тому +6

      Is that because no one can find him ? 😂

    • @matthewtanner7206
      @matthewtanner7206 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@HugoDurand-Haumontcuz no one knows where or even what the fuck he is anymore😂

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere Рік тому +18702

    Player: rolls 100 stealth
    The rest of the table: starts ignoring that the player is there

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan Рік тому +662

      Rolling 200 stealth: you are hidden beyond even the 4th wall. You cease to exist or have ever existed in any reality at all

    • @tiagocordeiro5380
      @tiagocordeiro5380 Рік тому +316

      DM: Wait ... who was I talking to?

    • @SaabJAS39GripenE
      @SaabJAS39GripenE Рік тому +90

      Omniversal stealth

    • @joelisvysniauskas4653
      @joelisvysniauskas4653 Рік тому +100

      ​@@tiagocordeiro5380must have been the wind

    • @AlbySilly
      @AlbySilly Рік тому +37

      Shout-out to all the people reading this and not commenting, your stealth is beyond mine

  • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
    @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo Рік тому +3253

    Considering that 30-40 is god like success.... 70 is some eldritch nightmare level shenanigans.

    • @christianresel8051
      @christianresel8051 9 місяців тому +61

      you consider 30 being godlike success? 40 would be shure. 30? Already doable by my LEVEL 3 FIGHTER!
      Max stat throw like this here? As for my Persuation (most usefull thing i can do XD)
      Nat 20 + Commanding presence 8 + guidance 4 + 4 Persuation (+2 charisma and the sweet proficiency on it for +4) = 36 already. Soooo even 40 aint that high considering i could go double proficiency given a simple feat plus at some point my proficiency raises to + 3 and so on.
      Sooooo 30? Doable easy at lvl 8 already. If i hit 20 with that? Potential for 50+ is given... in 5e that is!

    • @GageKelley-r2v
      @GageKelley-r2v 9 місяців тому +86

      I got few nat 20s in stealth so the GM made me "unnoticeable". That is, no one could see me, or directly observe my actions, as there would be a delay of at least a few seconds before anyone was able to notice the change that just occurred. And I tried for like 3 hours to get a nat one so the GM would break it, and when I did, he had me roll perception. Got a second nat 1, and I slammed my face into a door so hard I knocked myself out.

    • @raixira
      @raixira 9 місяців тому +25

      ​@@christianresel8051Doable? Sure, no question. And the probability of getting max results on all 3 of those dice in one go is 0.16%. Plus, that's assuming you're making a check that Commanding Presence works with, with a skill you're proficient in, in a situation where your caster had the chance to cast Guidance.
      Expertise with a single feat? Absolutely! And only in that one skill.
      Some stars have to align just to give you a shot at that 0.16%. That's why rolling a 30 is such a big deal: Just because it's strictly possible doesn't mean it's remotely probable.

    • @darcksage1
      @darcksage1 9 місяців тому +7

      And rogue can achieve 300 stealth check..

    • @GageKelley-r2v
      @GageKelley-r2v 9 місяців тому

      @@darcksage1 I didn't know that. Damn.

  • @gibrman477
    @gibrman477 Рік тому +7590

    "You grew up an orphan, because your parents didn't know you existed"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @lucasianwerner
      @lucasianwerner Рік тому +28

      HAHAAA😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ClashClash89
      @ClashClash89 Рік тому +67

      Stealth birth. he spend his first two years trying to escape the dreaded "Pit Latrine", before he could upgrade to "street urchin", where regular rogues get their backstory start... those spoiled brats.

    • @sptony2718
      @sptony2718 Рік тому +25

      His mother has never entered the hospital he was born in.

    • @TheWalkingInsomniac
      @TheWalkingInsomniac Рік тому

      ​@@sptony2718 poor Doof

  • @NevTheDeranged
    @NevTheDeranged 3 місяці тому +28

    This is how literal legends are started. Jack is so stealthy, he can hide in sunshine. He never gets caught because when he steals an object, he steals the memory of it, too. He once stole an entire castle, one stone at a time, and rebuilt it on a plot of land he stole from the ground itself. There used to be another moon, but Jack stole it and keeps it to light his writing table.

  • @creaturefreak0222
    @creaturefreak0222 Рік тому +814

    Player: rolls 100 stealth
    Gravity: must have been the wind

    • @Devious_One7
      @Devious_One7 Рік тому +12

      "-Huh."
      "+Uh? Jotaro-san? Is something worng?"
      "-Its nothing. I thought I heard [Player'sName] but it was just the rain"

    • @jrdoge1503
      @jrdoge1503 Рік тому +10

      Npc: WHOS THERE- oh wait must have been the wind
      *Npc being naked and all his stuff magically disappeared*

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 11 місяців тому +3

      God: R-R-R-RETURN THE MAP!
      Time Bandit: *rolls 100 stealth*
      God: Medammit!

  • @Akigahdam
    @Akigahdam Рік тому +21

    the only thing in this thats unbelievable is that he managed to add it all up

  • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
    @WalterWhite-jz7ct Рік тому +9853

    "70? You dissapear from the Campain. You wake up on a Wagon and a rugged stranger is talking to you" "Hey You, you're finally awake...."

    • @angelmatiastorres
      @angelmatiastorres Рік тому +117

      😂

    • @Wondrrboy
      @Wondrrboy Рік тому +429

      “You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”

    • @GageKelley-r2v
      @GageKelley-r2v Рік тому +108

      Wait so they snuck into an entirely different game!?

    • @walkernation6719
      @walkernation6719 Рік тому +141

      ​@@Wondrrboy"D**n you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."

    • @shadowtailchannel3191
      @shadowtailchannel3191 Рік тому +43

      "Говорят, мы приплыли в Морровинд. Нас выпустят, это точно! Тихо, стражник идёт."

  • @nerdism7221
    @nerdism7221 Рік тому +54

    You were so stealthy that even the gods can’t remember making you 😂

  • @CelticPheonix101
    @CelticPheonix101 Рік тому +3003

    Ah, but having stealthed into Oblivion, there is *one* who can find them;
    “Stop! You have violated the law!-“

    • @isaacrandomrussell5630
      @isaacrandomrussell5630 Рік тому +99

      If you can roll a 500, then it’ll take him an extra 3 seconds to find you

    • @remnantryku7112
      @remnantryku7112 Рік тому +11

      I was expecting to see this comment lol

    • @JamesM1994
      @JamesM1994 Рік тому +17

      "It's the Gray Fox! You're under arrest!"

    • @Isaac_Ninja
      @Isaac_Ninja Рік тому +2

      ​@@JamesM1994dovahkiin can go perm invis he is better than that nobleman

    • @JamesM1994
      @JamesM1994 Рік тому +4

      @@Isaac_Ninja permanent invisibility is less powerful than anyone you've ever known forgetting about your existence

  • @DilzwieldKing
    @DilzwieldKing Рік тому +21

    Next step is to gaslight the player irl
    "What rogue? There was never a rogue in the party as far as I can remember"

  • @chayonouy
    @chayonouy Рік тому +2532

    The only organisation that can find him now is the IRS

    • @highlordinquisitor4882
      @highlordinquisitor4882 Рік тому +60

      The horror!

    • @toasterroy4376
      @toasterroy4376 Рік тому +45

      Bro a figure of your imagination from your childhood, from when you played in the yard, that you made so you could have a friend or foe could owe them taxes and they’d still find them

    • @vagthegamer7429
      @vagthegamer7429 Рік тому

      What do you mean you don't exist anymore, you clearly haven't paid your taxes!

    • @whyistherepinkinthesink
      @whyistherepinkinthesink Рік тому +17

      Nah even they forgot he existed 🤣🤣 Bro never gotta pay taxes again

    • @tzeentchlordoffates9268
      @tzeentchlordoffates9268 Рік тому +28

      ​@@whyistherepinkinthesink The IRS always finds their man

  • @nolanlikestovibe3181
    @nolanlikestovibe3181 Рік тому +14

    “Gravity isn’t aware of you, your just floating off the ground.”

  • @eclipse4118
    @eclipse4118 Рік тому +343

    New ability unlocked: Slip into Oblivion, has a chance of never finding themselves again and disappearing from reality

    • @brendenthummel2941
      @brendenthummel2941 Рік тому +15

      You know what....... THAT sounds like a near max level spell for "emergency" use cases only. I see no flaw for that. I'll allow it to be homebrew.

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 11 місяців тому +1

      Zero-summed

    • @gard3boi311
      @gard3boi311 11 місяців тому +3

      You have to roll a check of either Intelligence, Wisdom, or Constitution in order to keep yourself in existence

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@gard3boi311Or maybe have a object act as a anchor to existence

  • @maxifernandez1760
    @maxifernandez1760 11 місяців тому +8

    Rolling stealth so high you basically False Hydra yourself

  • @danielrobinson7872
    @danielrobinson7872 Рік тому +509

    Not gonna lie, from both a GM and player's POV, legitimately having your rogue stealth so hard that he accidentally blips himself out of existance is cool as hell. I'd be satisfied with my character ending like that.

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 Рік тому +41

      "You now have to roll to register into existence, for every action you take from now on... needing to beat your permanent 70 on stealth... Also failing increases your stealth...."

    • @plsdontpokeme3298
      @plsdontpokeme3298 11 місяців тому +17

      @@jakeforgey5378 Should prob decrease it instead on fail and increase it on success meaning he gets to only play 50% time after it balances out.

    • @gyuterenbu_
      @gyuterenbu_ 11 місяців тому +10

      My dm made it so that if I roll a 40 or higher I can cast blink 😌
      So far my cap is still only 39 even with Pass Without Trace because I’m multiclassing rogue 5/ranger 3 and we’re on point buy so my base stats aren’t very hig and we don’t have any real buffers… but I’m holding out on the day our bard comes back from scheduling conflicts and I can simply choose to disappear for a hot second
      So yeah! I think you *can* and *should* be able to blink out of existence if you stealth hard enough 😁 just ask your dm

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jakeforgey5378 I mean, if it's like blink, he will get back in a bit. If it's just hidden, once he attacks or willingly reveals himself, reality should be amended. It's not so much ceasing to exist, it's being so well integrated into the world that even a divine outlooker cannot perceive them.

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 11 місяців тому +2

      You stealth so hard you bypass the laws of the abstract.

  • @venombeetle7473
    @venombeetle7473 9 місяців тому +9

    "You've completely been erased from this world, forever a hallowed ghost, a mass without weight, light without darkness, you're there but... You never were."

  • @stephenadams8712
    @stephenadams8712 Рік тому +825

    As always he forgot that he had my bardic inspiration

    • @Wex_Six
      @Wex_Six Рік тому +22

      Kobold artificer hear!
      I know the pain....

    • @dr.blackwing1358
      @dr.blackwing1358 Рік тому +5

      Who had it?

    • @stephenadams8712
      @stephenadams8712 Рік тому +4

      Jack the rogue? I think I have a use of it marked off on my sheet

    • @VitZamotaev
      @VitZamotaev Рік тому

      And my barbaric inspiration (like: "hide, or I'll smash you out of existence")

    • @Uta_193
      @Uta_193 11 місяців тому +1

      A plus 12 maybe, something else? We are at 82.

  • @justsomeguyonhisphone709
    @justsomeguyonhisphone709 Рік тому +7

    Jack the Rouge became Jack the _Middle Child_

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs Рік тому +48

    "I rolled 70 on stealth!"
    DM "...who said that...?"

  • @PokeshifterPyra
    @PokeshifterPyra 8 місяців тому +7

    This went from a funny joke to really dark and depressing very quickly

  • @javiercasas1565
    @javiercasas1565 Рік тому +437

    At that point the DM must be like:"even i dont know where you are"

    • @SleepywitchVibes
      @SleepywitchVibes Рік тому +2

      Figment of imagination by the dm 😂nat20 emotional damage

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 11 місяців тому +4

      *cue Twilight Zone theme*

    • @akheira3726
      @akheira3726 11 місяців тому

      How could his friend gave him bonus?

  • @Dreamspace496
    @Dreamspace496 Рік тому +8

    It happened to me, we agreed that I simply moved to another dimension

  • @jaegercat6702
    @jaegercat6702 Рік тому +898

    Plot twist: the stealth roll failed and he got eaten by a false hydra

  • @TackyTakkew
    @TackyTakkew 2 місяці тому +3

    "No one can find you, no one can ever find you. And worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself."
    Bro went so hard on some lines for a short of all things 😭

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 Рік тому +284

    "you disappear in the astral plane, forgotten my men and gods alike, your decoy, a perfect Copy of you, Will continue your Adventure, also he's completely unnoticed by the kobolds

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 10 місяців тому +2

      This is the one !

    • @CaptainSlimeAndToast
      @CaptainSlimeAndToast 10 місяців тому +1

      Bro then ends up I. One piece with Zoro on the getting lost gang

  • @moslok4919
    @moslok4919 3 місяці тому +3

    - the gods can't find you
    - the gods are *looking* for you

  • @DKannji
    @DKannji Рік тому +1002

    You rolled a 70?
    You're not playing a character.
    You're not even here in person.
    You never made a character.
    You never even ever exis...

    • @aaronmortimer1911
      @aaronmortimer1911 Рік тому

      Leave the table, who the fuck are you?

    • @Senn44
      @Senn44 Рік тому +22

      What was this comment about? I'm confused.

    • @Krokmaniak
      @Krokmaniak Рік тому +8

      ​@@Senn44It's same exact joke as in short just with different wording.

    • @Senn44
      @Senn44 Рік тому +10

      @@Krokmaniak I was playing into the joke

    • @Krokmaniak
      @Krokmaniak Рік тому +5

      @@Senn44 Ohhhhhh

  • @jackknight1899
    @jackknight1899 Рік тому +4

    Go from stealth
    To anti-memetic
    To non-existence
    D&D is wild

  • @arekg7397
    @arekg7397 Рік тому +91

    Imagine rolling for stealth so well you have to pass an impossible perception check just to realise where you are yourself.

    • @CaptainSlimeAndToast
      @CaptainSlimeAndToast 10 місяців тому +2

      "huh where am I?" (Now with Zoro on the one piece ship)

  • @IsaahBell-gr8bn
    @IsaahBell-gr8bn 3 місяці тому +3

    Never seen again, removed from all thoughts and memories to be forgotten

  • @nickieBurke
    @nickieBurke Рік тому +202

    But this would be terrifying for enemies. Just imagine that people around you are suddenly just dying randomly. No scream, no falling, just a blink and theyre lying there with knife wounds. You dont know what did it, you cant remember.
    They were always dead.

    • @Cross1nsan1ty
      @Cross1nsan1ty 8 місяців тому +19

      Must have been the wind.

    • @ÄŷĶ-f6h
      @ÄŷĶ-f6h 7 місяців тому +8

      Neverborn even, any trace of their existence is fading away and you guess: "Was I there for what? As an orphan with no any friends why I am here in an abandoned castle, pretending that I guard a king of kingdom that never had a king?"

    • @eksprolek2924
      @eksprolek2924 7 місяців тому +6

      Thats a really good ideas for dnd campain with a hombrew monster or a villan. Kinda lost hydra thinf but just inposible to percive not making you forget

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 3 місяці тому +6

      Imagine stealthing so well that you accidentally become a False Hydra

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 місяці тому +2

      @@AnUnfortunatePotato ubi abscondis? Dulcis puer, dulcis puer.....

  • @TheMonkey747
    @TheMonkey747 11 місяців тому +3

    "The Missile Knows Where it is Is, Because it knows where it Isn't."
    Int Save +20
    XD

  • @Jeskai
    @Jeskai Рік тому +250

    fear of being forgotten... he asked for this.

  • @SaltyDani_Ma
    @SaltyDani_Ma Рік тому +6

    DM: can i have your Sheet real quick? *Throws it behind the Back. "Ok you hid from existance

  • @samuellillge9319
    @samuellillge9319 Рік тому +68

    "You stop existing. Roll a new character."

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +6

      You rolled so high that not even the gods know of you.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 11 місяців тому +8

      @@troybaxter You rolled so high, your character is in a different RPG system.

  • @Pandor25
    @Pandor25 Рік тому +3

    You blended so good in the shadow that you slipped in the shadowverse. Now you are surrounded by shadow monster, roll initiative.

  • @6016184
    @6016184 Рік тому +133

    That was brutal.
    Like rolling a nat 20 When there's nothing to perceive...

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +21

      See, in those cases, you briefly break the fourth wall and have your character see that he doesn't exist and that he is being controlled by giants eating Cheetos, drinking Mountain Dew, looking at pieces of paper, and rolling dice. After a brief half second, you return the character to his normal plane.

    • @neono0dle631
      @neono0dle631 Рік тому +7

      ​@@troybaxteror your character is suddenly able to conceive every particle, its movements, sounds, smells... Even thoughts in the entire universe for a millionth of a sec overwhelming you completely making you unconscious (could also be a plot device for the DM because you can choose what he remembers of that)

  • @Robokittenremix
    @Robokittenremix 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro is hidden from truesight, blindsight, foresight, and hindsight

  • @funnyskull14
    @funnyskull14 Рік тому +274

    So... He's now an omnipotent being and probably causing cults to start popping up who call him "The Hidden One"

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 11 місяців тому +24

      If that happened, and I was dealing with a "That Guy," I would totally do that for the next campaign, because this is looking like it's gonna crash, soon.
      "Oh, yeah, The Hidden One was your old character all along. Problem is, he got so stealthy, he wasn't aware of his own existence. He's now the BBEG, and he can Stealth Kill the Gods, if he can perceive his own existence long enough."

    • @Fiercealpha7
      @Fiercealpha7 11 місяців тому +17

      ​@@calanon534the cultists grant you true sight and for a brief moment you see a humans figure fade towards reality, turning towards you he whispers "you can see me..? What am I??

    • @kevinsanchez4415
      @kevinsanchez4415 10 місяців тому +4

      The Unseen One

    • @Dull_Dusk_
      @Dull_Dusk_ 8 місяців тому +5

      the cultists would have incredibly perception and can see anything the only way to avoid them is well...
      hitting a 70 and disappearing like the rogue did...

  • @sabinrawr
    @sabinrawr 11 місяців тому +6

    DM: "... And no one will _ever_ find you..."
    Universe: ...
    DM: _(low voice)_ "Until..."
    Party: _(hushed gasps)_
    DM: _(foreign accent)_ "Hello, we have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty!"

  • @JustCallMeOlk
    @JustCallMeOlk Рік тому +128

    My fucking UA-cam crashed after he said "I think no one ever saw you" I think my phone wanted to agree.

  • @afaerfeathers2291
    @afaerfeathers2291 2 місяці тому +1

    I could see that last line coming from a mile away and it still hit me like a truck. Nicely done.

  • @SoggyWafle17
    @SoggyWafle17 Рік тому +210

    Why does this have the same energy as the sonic meme that says the one thing about being faster than light is that you live in constant darkness?

    • @yannickoepcke1568
      @yannickoepcke1568 Рік тому +3

      But you wouldn't? Except If you Ran in the opposite direction of every lightsource, wich is Not possible. You would still Hit the light that was already traveling in your direction or the light that travels the Same direction as you

    • @LazySpaceRaptor
      @LazySpaceRaptor Рік тому

      ​@@yannickoepcke1568You've never heard of red-shift or blue-shift have you?
      Imagine the sound of an emergency vehicle, full sirens, passing your front porch at 70mph. It's basically the doppler effect but with light.

    • @yannickoepcke1568
      @yannickoepcke1568 Рік тому +1

      @@LazySpaceRaptor yes i have heard of it, but that would as you Said only affect the percieved wavelength. You would still See the light.
      The Problem that would present itself would be that you Not only would you percieve the light that travels in your direction, but also light that travels from your left to your right etc. You would effectively "catch" light from all Angles making your field of View Infinite. Combine that with the Red/blue Shift and the Speed of causality and you get an incomprehensible Image. And because your brain cant Hope to process this shitload of information in time you would See nothing but a constant flash of White, but Still you would See SOMETHING
      Edit: i prefer a racecar as example for the doppler effect. Its far more recognizeable imo

    • @ordinaryfellow9093
      @ordinaryfellow9093 Рік тому

      ​@@yannickoepcke1568this whole situation and overthinking could be fixed by only thinking of having 1 only lightsource and you moving away from it in a physic paper.

    • @yannickoepcke1568
      @yannickoepcke1568 Рік тому +3

      @@ordinaryfellow9093 i recommend you read all comments, this isn't about theory with only 1 lightsource. Its about reality where light reflects from nearly anywhere and you have incountable amounts of different crossing rays

  • @matmat6317
    @matmat6317 9 місяців тому +2

    He found himself in quite the predicament

  • @grape_protogen
    @grape_protogen Рік тому +22

    Rouge rolls 70 to hide?...
    Whelp.
    Now your campaign setting has a vestige of a forgotten hero who hid so well that he slipped away from reality, doomed to roam the realms, haunting. Waiting to drag an unfortunate soul into oblivion.

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin 8 місяців тому +3

      For all eternity, as Death can't find him either.

  • @badman0044
    @badman0044 8 місяців тому +2

    You physically blinked into the ethereal realm

  • @Falschera
    @Falschera Рік тому +48

    Dm was like "You wanna be an ass about your roll? Well, I can be an ass about your roll too."

  • @LuxAeterna22878
    @LuxAeterna22878 11 місяців тому +2

    RANGER: [Dies and goes to Heaven.]
    GOD: "...wait, who are you again?"

  • @JadeJuno
    @JadeJuno Рік тому +65

    Rolled so high the outcome becomes worse than a nat 1

  • @Duhbears
    @Duhbears 11 місяців тому +2

    I really want to watch this video but I can’t stop crying and laughing.
    Best DM response ever to such a high roll.

  • @ixelhaine
    @ixelhaine Рік тому +130

    "You hid so well you caused your Dad forgot to come home with the milk."

  • @farfromirrational
    @farfromirrational 11 місяців тому +2

    Ive never seen such a captivating blank short about no one

  • @swingardium706
    @swingardium706 Рік тому +25

    A genuinely cool way to flavour an absolutely insane stealth check is to say the plyer has stepped partially or completely into the Border Ethereal

  • @yayamene386
    @yayamene386 10 місяців тому +2

    In a campaign I watched a player rolled a 39 for stealth but decided to touch the bad guy's hand, who was standing right in front of him, because he looked fluffy

  • @hawkouthunter
    @hawkouthunter Рік тому +40

    Player: rolls 100 stealth
    Enemies: weren't there four of yall?

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 8 місяців тому +3

      Party: wait, weren't there four of us???

  • @Boulevard_of_broken_dreams
    @Boulevard_of_broken_dreams Рік тому +1

    "worst of all: you cant even find yourself" *starts tearing up* that made me laugh!

  • @SPARTANTROOPER
    @SPARTANTROOPER Рік тому +52

    This is just the DM humbling the player for being that guy.

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 11 місяців тому +1

    Hallmark of a great DM: respond to the craziest, most game breaking things players can do in a way that emotionally enriches the game

  • @diomeadiesrogue5631
    @diomeadiesrogue5631 Рік тому +40

    Absolutely perfect way to describe what happens when you over do a combo. Min maxing is fun but only when it's done in moderation.

    • @l4unchp4dgaming38
      @l4unchp4dgaming38 11 місяців тому

      "Min-Maxing" is literally playing the game. Sorry someone making their character good makes you feel inadequate.

    • @diomeadiesrogue5631
      @diomeadiesrogue5631 11 місяців тому +1

      @@l4unchp4dgaming38 Incorrect. Min-Maxing or minimum effort maximum damage isn't how to play the game its a way to play but it's not how to. Not to mention it can drain the fun out of a group of done poorly. Which being honest if mostly always is.

  • @TheWorldsLargestOven
    @TheWorldsLargestOven Рік тому +1

    When you roll so high at stealth that you cease to exist.

  • @pydipayhaos7475
    @pydipayhaos7475 Рік тому +21

    "I feel like if i get anymore stealth i will dissappear"
    -a wise man

  • @dannyhatchett1865
    @dannyhatchett1865 Рік тому +1

    The New Great Old One
    The Unseen
    “Time cannot find Him, Age can not see Him,
    even death…..cannot find Him”

  • @jonsnow1324
    @jonsnow1324 Рік тому +5

    "Ok, unfortunately, the Dragon is aware and knows the location of any creature within 50 miles of its layer as a regional effect"

  • @alalalal5952
    @alalalal5952 11 місяців тому +3

    Thankyou! I never thougth about the other side when theorised about a perfect Rogue stealth with no magic or extra traces. How i could never thought that? Thankyou again.

  • @mr.noahfabi8510
    @mr.noahfabi8510 Рік тому +8

    You were found because you were hidden so good that Stealth didn't know who he was Stealthing

  • @-The_Ancient_One-
    @-The_Ancient_One- 11 місяців тому +2

    Bro stealthed out of the narrative

  • @GreedyDrunk92
    @GreedyDrunk92 Рік тому +12

    When your stealth is so good that you're getting banished into the shadow realm

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +4

      He wishes he was banished into the shadow realm. I don't even think the shadow realm knows of his existence.

    • @GreedyDrunk92
      @GreedyDrunk92 Рік тому +5

      @@troybaxter who are you talking about?

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +2

      @@GreedyDrunk92 who indeed

  • @altansukh.khurelbaatar7109
    @altansukh.khurelbaatar7109 11 місяців тому +1

    This gives "Everyone's returnee except me" vipe

  • @Silhouette777
    @Silhouette777 Рік тому +53

    Bro ascended to John Cena

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar Рік тому +1

    Yeah, never snark at your DM right before you bust out with a totally improbable steal "roll".
    Props to the DM for the instant karma from an old, retired DM. Keep them on their toes!

  • @alexanderawe8031
    @alexanderawe8031 Рік тому +10

    "You become so inperceptible you phase through a person, he instantly shivers from the feeling, and then has a sudden amnesial attack and forgets about it."

  • @GMCbrr
    @GMCbrr 11 місяців тому +1

    I just had one of the best laughs in quite a while! Thank you!!

  • @MountainWo1f
    @MountainWo1f Рік тому +18

    You asked for this.
    Roles 70
    No, you asked for this.

  • @thedoctor1466
    @thedoctor1466 Рік тому +1

    A roll so good he vanished from existence.

  • @Hypercoreriper
    @Hypercoreriper Рік тому +52

    This just reminds me of that one manhwa where the MC was left on earth cause god didnt notice him.

  • @Ririxpj
    @Ririxpj Рік тому +1

    He rolled so well that he was removed from the timeline.

  • @lorenzobarbato7344
    @lorenzobarbato7344 Рік тому +38

    When you decide to make a NAT 20 higher to piss the master and they make it so epic that it becomes a NAT 1

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 11 місяців тому +1

      Remember that a Nat 20 is not automatically success for a skill check. That only applies to attack rolls. Some people play it this way, and that can be fun too, but it's not the general rule.

    • @lorenzobarbato7344
      @lorenzobarbato7344 11 місяців тому

      @@sabinrawr I know, I was commenting what happened in the shorts

  • @IamJason99
    @IamJason99 Рік тому +2

    "I dont think you know yourself... Wait... How did you get in my house? Who the Fluck are you!?!"

  • @envoy7784
    @envoy7784 Рік тому +8

    Bro either went into the backrooms or hid himself from reality itself! XD

  • @ayasusa1258
    @ayasusa1258 Рік тому +1

    Imagine being so good at Stealth, you even fool the fabric of reality and can walk in and out of time and space

  • @Phantasmagasm
    @Phantasmagasm Рік тому +5

    Stealth so hard that you evolve into a being of pure stealth energy

  • @bernardohchongching224
    @bernardohchongching224 Рік тому +2

    Ngl tbis the plot to everyone else is a returnee
    He's so good at hiding god forgot to send him to another world while the world was facing an apocolypse.

  • @GGBlaster
    @GGBlaster Рік тому +12

    I don’t play d&d, I don’t know why it’s on my feed, but this… THIS is golden

  • @RioluX195
    @RioluX195 Рік тому +2

    Dude turned into a Stanley Parable Route lol

  • @goldsm1th92
    @goldsm1th92 Рік тому +33

    my middle school had home room and there was this couch that was facing into a u of book shelves and for a few months every day i would go into home room and read a book while laying on that couch and i was marked absent for every single day until they talked to me at a parent teacher conference and asked why i was always absent from home room and i had to tell them that i had been there every day they didnt say i was wrong they just said "oh um well then could you just come talk to me when you come into home room everyday from now on so i dont mark you absent"

  • @kaizeremperaiga1807
    @kaizeremperaiga1807 Рік тому +1

    He soo good at stealth, He just erased his existence

  • @Zaez_Cerebrate
    @Zaez_Cerebrate Рік тому +5

    That was an absolutely brilliant change on the usual method. Well done, sir.

  • @abxy_real_official_since2020
    @abxy_real_official_since2020 Рік тому +1

    Stealth rolled out of existence, WOW.

  • @zellfer1994
    @zellfer1994 Рік тому +6

    and yet still... "we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

  • @c.b.-
    @c.b.- 11 місяців тому +1

    Player:
    Player:

  • @coalrocks
    @coalrocks Рік тому +4

    "Congratulations, you're a ghost"

  • @the-final-M
    @the-final-M 11 місяців тому +2

    That DM is amazing

  • @chameleon8844
    @chameleon8844 Рік тому +4

    ". . .and worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself." 😂😂😂😂

  • @A_Shovel_Wielding_Guardsman
    @A_Shovel_Wielding_Guardsman 11 місяців тому +2

    Doing the False Hydra's work for him.

  • @theboldthebrazen3147
    @theboldthebrazen3147 Рік тому +4

    Oh wow! Legends never die, they just roll super high stealth points & fade from existence…

  • @dragondust5023
    @dragondust5023 Рік тому +1

    Fell into the plane of stealth, common mistake