The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

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  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому +49

    Vic and Bob were on fire. "My name is James Bond... James Bond" is so simple and hilarious.

  • @julianevans9548
    @julianevans9548 Рік тому +85

    I love that Vic has loads of stories about famous people, and every single one of them is him doing something utterly bizarre.
    It's the very best kind of name-dropping.

    • @bc4yt
      @bc4yt 11 місяців тому +4

      "Do you remember?" 😂

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras 11 місяців тому +3

      @julianevens9548
      I just want a funny comedian, not a charity case. 6 out of 7 isn't bad. Although Claudia Winkleman would be a nightmare girlfriend.

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 11 місяців тому

      He's brilliant. Bob too.

    • @thurizaz795
      @thurizaz795 9 місяців тому +2

      I love that you believe the rubbish that comes out of his mouth lol

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras 9 місяців тому

      @@Rugmunchersauce3
      Bob yes

  • @st4rm4n3
    @st4rm4n3 Рік тому +47

    Bob Mortimer is so lovable that i can't help but smile like an idiot when he's on.

    • @joannmay-anthony1076
      @joannmay-anthony1076 Рік тому +5

      I love Bob on Would I Lie to You! and Claudia Winkelman. They are hysterical with their stories.

    • @st4rm4n3
      @st4rm4n3 11 місяців тому +1

      He's fantastic on WILTY, such a good storyteller.

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 Рік тому +65

    Bob and Vic are the best duo out there. OBVIOUSLY 😊

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому +2

      You might be the first person ever to call them Bob and Vic. Do you also enjoy the work of Dec and Ant?

    • @failuretolaunch4571
      @failuretolaunch4571 Рік тому +1

      Off course 😊

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 11 місяців тому

      Yes, I agree. Vic and Bob are the most intelligent and the funniest there. And joking aside, they ARE both very well read, very intelligent.

    • @bobo-zs9zv
      @bobo-zs9zv 5 місяців тому

      “Bob and Vic” you get it 😎

  • @mikegwillis
    @mikegwillis 11 місяців тому +20

    I just love Bob Mortimer he is a national treasure!

  • @jofi4580
    @jofi4580 Рік тому +15

    Great line up.
    Vic and Bob on the same team is a brilliant move

  • @dannymetcalfe8279
    @dannymetcalfe8279 Рік тому +27

    I'm totally, completely, eternally, madly, hopelessly, and HELPLESSLY in love with Claudia Winkleman.

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому +2

      She's insane on Would I Lie to You and I think she did something on Task Master.

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 11 місяців тому +1

      Please take her away from us !
      (Actually I quite like her myself but I know she would be a nightmare to live with. You'd need a LOT of Valium. For both of you.)

  • @artursandwich1974
    @artursandwich1974 Рік тому +24

    Achy breaky Heart may be the only song that John Snow was sort of keeping the rhythm while doing his so-called "dancing". And I say it's absolutely amazing and adorable how he made an art and a forte out of not being able to dance.

    • @Frawt
      @Frawt Рік тому +2

      Also, I'm pretty sure, close to the only time his dancing wasn't almost exclusively him swinging his right arm around in circles for all of it. Love the man, but his ability to dance is - as you said - non-existant, and yet we still love to see it.

    • @artursandwich1974
      @artursandwich1974 Рік тому

      @@Frawt 😉🙂👍

  • @Ron-d2s
    @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому +8

    People say Jimmy is a robot but the "Don't Impress Me" bit makes me think Claudia is having a system meltdown and needs a major hardware upgrade.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +12

    1:25:39 - Jimmy foreshadowing his "I Literally Just Told You" quiz show which came along three years after this was filmed! 😲

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 3 місяці тому +1

      YESSS I wouldn't be surprised if this was sort of where he got the idea for it

  • @nolanmcintyre14
    @nolanmcintyre14 Рік тому +16

    17:16 I'LL SLEEP WITH MARTIN, ME WOOD LOUSE
    I wonder if Bob Mortimer is accepting adoption applications

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz Рік тому +23

    I'm genuinely so thrown by the pronunciation of Nestle (fuck that genuinely monstrous company) in that old ad at 1:11:00

  • @50RatsinaCoat
    @50RatsinaCoat Рік тому +5

    Vic and Bob absolutely broke me with those Willy Wonka answers.

  • @sylviah.1443
    @sylviah.1443 Рік тому +16

    1:25:10 to 1:26:17 i think that is the only time jimmy actually gave the answer when he was asked for it, just out of emotion. 😂 "i love you, claudia but no"

    • @danonck
      @danonck 10 місяців тому +1

      Also the fact that he invented his future show "I literally just told you".

  • @blatant-One
    @blatant-One 9 місяців тому +5

    I've been watching your show on UA-cam in America and I'm learning to speak English very badly.

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson5850 10 місяців тому +2

    Simon Pegg was a Milky Bar Kid. He does a great interview about the struggles he had with the part, with Alan Partidge. Emotionl stuff.

  • @Ron-d2s
    @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому +4

    I think the Monopoly pieces question could also be answered with the items the Polymorph turns into on "Polymorph" from Red Dwarf.

  • @scottwlson6033
    @scottwlson6033 9 місяців тому +1

    BOB AND THAT DUDE THAT FUCKED UP THE EGG TRICK 😮😅😅😅

  • @arkansaninva
    @arkansaninva 10 місяців тому

    This entire episode was chaos from beginning to end

  • @JanetGreen-b7l
    @JanetGreen-b7l 10 місяців тому +1

    They all are amazing comedians ❤

  • @ironmaiden197
    @ironmaiden197 7 місяців тому +1

    1:25:59 is definitely my favouite bit of this whole episode.

  • @jsio3820
    @jsio3820 Рік тому

    Thanks for posting!

  • @nahuelma97
    @nahuelma97 3 місяці тому

    THIS WAS THE BIRTH OF I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU

  • @mentalwig420
    @mentalwig420 9 місяців тому

    Lol Jimmy saying "I love you" Claudia. And they didn't catch it. 🤟🏽💯😊

  • @FloraMHorta
    @FloraMHorta 5 місяців тому +1

    the puuuugs!!!

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick Рік тому +5

    Thomas Edison *did not invent* the lightbulb. 💡He hired a huge team of technicians to develop a marketable (not permanent) filament for one he could make money from. The point was to turn the long-lasting lightbulb into a disposable item that people needed to buy continually instead of just once or twice in a lifetime.

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 11 місяців тому +1

      If I understand correctly the long-lasting ones, like the Centennial Light, are incredibly dim. I don't think it is conspiracy and that bulb manufacturers are deliberately withholding long-lasting bulbs that are also incredibly bright. We see how, for example, automotive halogen light bulbs that are brighter bulbs don't last as long and vice versa (long-life bulbs are dimmer), it's just the engineering tradeoff. While LED bulbs with more didoes that are driven less hard would last longer (and are offered in some markets), by necessity they cost more to manufacture and are sold at a higher price, so again there is a trade-off there.

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 11 місяців тому +1

      @@TassieLorenzo My understanding is that the Centennial light is fed by a low-wattage dynamo - perhaps for obvious reasons. Cycling on and off will shorten the life of any incandescent bulb. A continuous duty glow at a moderate level will maximize the durability of any filament type. The tweaking of multiple factors is certainly a commercial decision.

  • @garrygreen4814
    @garrygreen4814 9 місяців тому +2

    I always want Claudia to win

  • @krock90
    @krock90 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact: Aside from the Beatles themselves, Bob Dylan is the only musician featured on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club album cover.

    • @donnahighley2940
      @donnahighley2940 Рік тому

      Dion is also there.

    • @Bryce3189
      @Bryce3189 Рік тому +2

      how is that fun at all?

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Bryce3189 To quote Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour: "He began that by saying 'it's interesting, isn't it?' and then proceeded to not be interesting for the next ten minutes!"

  • @Uatu-the-Watcher
    @Uatu-the-Watcher Рік тому +1

    Those famous bears roaming the English hillsides.

  • @PaulHolland-g3w
    @PaulHolland-g3w 2 місяці тому

    Love Vic & Bob, I'm not sure why Jonathan Ross or Cladia Winkleman are ever given air time?

  • @PeterDay-n6n
    @PeterDay-n6n 10 місяців тому

    Filmed in the morning....Jimmy said it to the guests.

  • @ElliotG89
    @ElliotG89 Рік тому +4

    I can't help but feel that the Jonathans dogs scenario was kind of 'a bit' on his part that didn't really work?!

    • @bobbeorn
      @bobbeorn 11 місяців тому +3

      Miranda acting like the dog was dragging by her around- that woman could anchor a cruise liner. Re: the dogs, listening to the poor buggers trying to breath under hot studio lights wasn't for me.

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 11 місяців тому

      It was a cheap shot. Those poor deformed dogs. It made me sick.

    • @michaelkluko3660
      @michaelkluko3660 8 місяців тому

      True ,, I got the same impression . It was just annoying !

  • @CheeseballPax-iw3br
    @CheeseballPax-iw3br Рік тому +2

    I have never got one of those children stories

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 місяців тому

      That's because they're SHIT.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 11 місяців тому +2

    Listening to those poor dogs struggle to breathe is fucking painful.

  • @joannmay-anthony1076
    @joannmay-anthony1076 Рік тому +2

    I am paying monthly for no ads and but i am still getting ads as part of the video.

    • @50RatsinaCoat
      @50RatsinaCoat Рік тому

      Same here! I was so weirded out to have an advert after so long of not having them

    • @joannmay-anthony1076
      @joannmay-anthony1076 Рік тому

      @@50RatsinaCoatYeah made me pretty mad.

    • @SWAMPMONSTER5000
      @SWAMPMONSTER5000 11 місяців тому

      they’re nothing to do with youtube, they’re part of the video from wherever this person ripped the video from. skip past them you utter simpleton.

  • @starrosborne7839
    @starrosborne7839 11 місяців тому +4

    It’s not the same without Richard ayoade

  • @mattofalltradez
    @mattofalltradez 10 місяців тому +3

    Embedding ads in a UA-cam video while uploading copywrited content. Shame.

  • @dannysstart2218
    @dannysstart2218 Рік тому +2

    my mum had a craving for skips when she was preg, hasn't eaten them since giving birth.

  • @EricHoy-v8s
    @EricHoy-v8s 2 місяці тому

    Shaina Gateway

  • @xbfalcon83
    @xbfalcon83 11 місяців тому

    Eugene Shoemaker is not an "astrologist"

  • @tmarsden1878
    @tmarsden1878 Рік тому +4

    Jimmy Carr has some incriminating photos of Jon Snow, it's the only explanation, that or he got/gets him really drunk!?

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 11 місяців тому +2

    It's good to see nish laughing at his own jokes otherwise the show would be full of uncomfortable silences (or at least when he isn't shouting)

  • @Rugmunchersauce3
    @Rugmunchersauce3 11 місяців тому +3

    Jonathon...you also are overpaid. Many would say you are a massive pwick too.

  • @Ron-d2s
    @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому

    ASL = American Sign Language
    I = little finger up
    L = thumb and forefinger up
    Y = thumb and little finger up
    Add them all together and it spells ILY.

  • @TKGTV
    @TKGTV 9 місяців тому +1

    Uganda Hart? Coulda gone with MiRwanda Hart but nah

  • @jacksonbrown4112
    @jacksonbrown4112 10 місяців тому +1

    Can soeone make an edit of this with nish removed?

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 11 місяців тому

    Oh joy, no Richard Ayoade

  • @JonnyMack33
    @JonnyMack33 Рік тому

    Betty Hill WAS NOT AND IS NOT a "nutter" .... Jimmy, you cnut.

    • @jacobwatts1824
      @jacobwatts1824 11 місяців тому +2

      u got him there buddy

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому

      He must have gotten her confused with Benny Hill.

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 11 місяців тому +2

      Oh so she really was abducted by aliens then!

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 11 місяців тому

      @@terranceparsons5185 It's the teeth that clenches it for me, the aliens have been harvesting us as cattle since the dawn of time and they just now realized there are false teeth.

    • @JonnyMack33
      @JonnyMack33 11 місяців тому +1

      @@terranceparsons5185 well yeah, after serious and extensive research she had no reason to lie. To even make a co-racial relationship public was an extremely risky thing to do. Her recollection of Zeta Reticuli was incredibly strange and very strong evidence of contact. Human scientist's didn't know about until decades later. I encourage researching it with an open mind.

  • @bumpty9830
    @bumpty9830 11 місяців тому

    You didn't win that war, mate, Russia and the US won that war.

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 11 місяців тому +6

      Well let's be honest, the Germans lost because they attacked Russia before knocking Britain out of the war and then Hitler decided he was a better general than von Paulus, von Runstedt, Rommel, Guederian, von Manstein etc. If Britain fell, how would the US beat Germany? If Britain fell what would prevent an army 2 to 3 times as large taking Russia?

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 9 місяців тому

      You mean Canada and the Ruskies? The US only supplied cannon fodder.

  • @marcwilliams9824
    @marcwilliams9824 10 місяців тому +1

    Nish Kumar? No thanks. Bye.

  • @IBIZAPT
    @IBIZAPT 5 місяців тому

    I really want to watch this. But Nish Kumar is just awful. Could you do and edit with him taken out. Or just blur and mute him ? Guys a tool.