The Official Podcast #59: The Official Island

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @x0recordsllc
    @x0recordsllc 6 років тому +369

    I usually don't agree with Kaya but now I want to help conquer that island

  • @grapple_r3356
    @grapple_r3356 6 років тому +321

    Instead of an official visual novel, I'd rather have a Just Cause/Metal Gear Style game where Kaya singlehandedly takes over that Island.
    #KayaTheConqueror

  • @tylersnow_
    @tylersnow_ 6 років тому +805

    I can't believe they got Jackson on the podcast

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps 6 років тому +25

      CoNToRT3D
      THE Jackson Clarke?!?

    • @kortomor8003
      @kortomor8003 6 років тому +25

      They should get cr1tical on the podcast

    • @NederlandBall
      @NederlandBall 6 років тому +17

      @@kortomor8003 Who the heck is Cr1tical? They should get Penguinz0, tho

    • @RealMrRobinson
      @RealMrRobinson 5 місяців тому

      ​@@NederlandBallI prefer charlie white, but we all have our preferences

  • @mik21ak55
    @mik21ak55 6 років тому +698

    "So what? Are they legitimate people? I thought you meant, like, they were natives." - Jackson, 2018

    • @kevinmanfredi1208
      @kevinmanfredi1208 6 років тому +115

      I mean, he is Australian. They don't have a great track record with natives.

    • @Java0241
      @Java0241 5 років тому +31

      @@kevinmanfredi1208 yea their natives look like cavemen

    • @twotugtony7221
      @twotugtony7221 3 роки тому +1

      Oof

    • @PerpetuallyTiredMillennial
      @PerpetuallyTiredMillennial 3 роки тому +10

      Great great grand pappy Andrew Jackson would be proud

    • @pastelgorgon
      @pastelgorgon 2 роки тому

      @@kevinmanfredi1208 iutitutz

  • @VAbel03
    @VAbel03 6 років тому +1615

    New intro is edgier than kaya

    • @Remls
      @Remls 6 років тому +40

      Makes their first few words all the more better this time tbh

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 6 років тому +2

      Temp intro

    • @rawlikethat776
      @rawlikethat776 6 років тому +74

      It sounds like the doom theme

    • @Walnut00
      @Walnut00 6 років тому +49

      fuck you, don't hate on our king #kayatheconqueror

    • @SailorMid
      @SailorMid 6 років тому +13

      It feels like doom

  • @GruntOfAction
    @GruntOfAction 6 років тому +120

    I looked up the island, there's a hotel on it called Official. So I guess they've already conquered the island.

  • @targz_
    @targz_ 6 років тому +335

    I'm the queen of england and I approve of kaya's conquest

    • @Skrunk.
      @Skrunk. 6 років тому +8

      Wait a second here, Elizibeth. Your UA-cam channel is "Team Tumor"?

    • @targz_
      @targz_ 6 років тому +21

      Russell Kajune yes

    • @BalkanWeeb
      @BalkanWeeb 6 років тому +7

      God save the Tumor Team

    • @Bruh1
      @Bruh1 2 роки тому

      Didn’t age well after kaya assassinated her

    • @Garrillagamer
      @Garrillagamer 2 роки тому +3

      hey RIP homie

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 6 років тому +763

    God do I hate all of those unofficial islands.

  • @SmokeyBluu
    @SmokeyBluu 6 років тому +519

    New intro music sounds like it belongs in The Official Anime

    • @JmanPlaysGames
      @JmanPlaysGames 6 років тому +26

      What The Nyaow? The Official Doom mod more like it.

    • @JmanPlaysGames
      @JmanPlaysGames 6 років тому +2

      Dammit, somebody already made a doom comment.

    • @audiowithdrawal
      @audiowithdrawal 6 років тому

      Yeah, midi guitar sounds great

    • @maxwellmcleod1040
      @maxwellmcleod1040 6 років тому +5

      The official manga was better

    • @Jeebz3000
      @Jeebz3000 6 років тому +2

      MClouD M I still haven’t caught up on the recent chapters yet. Have they gotten past the Crypto arc?

  • @thatkidkrypto2744
    @thatkidkrypto2744 6 років тому +552

    Please unmute Alex's mic

    • @silver6486
      @silver6486 6 років тому +105

      He didn’t pay the $5 fee

    • @jordontp
      @jordontp 6 років тому +2

      lol

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 років тому +9

      Boardwalk Burgers? More like Bored Burgers.

    • @justinduzell1234
      @justinduzell1234 6 років тому +11

      kaya should make I hate mars bars

    • @noahsewell9615
      @noahsewell9615 6 років тому

      Krypto Nba2k there would be to much negativity with both Kaya and I HE if he came on again. If it happens we will go to a different timeline

  • @CrazyGamer1541
    @CrazyGamer1541 6 років тому +276

    Wow what a great podcast. Just finished the whole thing. Great podcast. Nice work.

    • @My_wife_left_me
      @My_wife_left_me 6 років тому +10

      Ch4alik boi you are not even an hour in

    • @starwarsguye1152
      @starwarsguye1152 6 років тому +8

      Typed three minutes in lmao

    • @CrazyGamer1541
      @CrazyGamer1541 6 років тому +39

      STARWARSGUYE11 that's... that's the joke.

    • @My_wife_left_me
      @My_wife_left_me 6 років тому +1

      Ch4alik I was joking with you don't worry

    • @starwarsguye1152
      @starwarsguye1152 6 років тому +4

      Ch4alik I know, sarcasm can be difficult to detect via text however. 'Tis a good meme.

  • @sebaschanable
    @sebaschanable 6 років тому +118

    #Kayatheconqueror I'm down to conquer the island.

  • @uptildawnltd3253
    @uptildawnltd3253 6 років тому +182

    The bubonic plague podcast
    Controlling the population, one listener at a time

  • @johnsquarez6806
    @johnsquarez6806 6 років тому +268

    The official podcast is my favorite DOOM mod

  • @Metzgerchef
    @Metzgerchef 6 років тому +588

    #kayatheconquer

    • @dieobersturmbannfuhrer6654
      @dieobersturmbannfuhrer6654 6 років тому +17

      #kayawilldestroythejews

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 6 років тому

      alex metzger .

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 6 років тому

      alex metzger Hell yeah!

    • @ganjagank4787
      @ganjagank4787 6 років тому +1

      I have axes I can bring, we can reintroduce carpentry industry by making axe molds and forging new axes from the pig iron that isn't there.

    • @JuanMendoza-nh2xc
      @JuanMendoza-nh2xc 6 років тому +2

      #kayatheconquer

  • @resonancesystem9937
    @resonancesystem9937 6 років тому +73

    You could just emigrate to the island with a large amount of fans, then you could just out vote all their decisions and become a democratic leader and force them to leave by intimidation and democratic votes from you and your fans

  • @IMortalNemesisI
    @IMortalNemesisI 6 років тому +329

    #KayatheConquerer

  • @yertius
    @yertius 6 років тому +165

    Does Jackson ever actually put something on screen

  • @beingsactual
    @beingsactual 6 років тому +27

    #prayforkaya - we need a healthy #kayatheconqueror to lead our great endeavor!

  • @NeoDawgg
    @NeoDawgg 6 років тому +31

    Kaya let’s GO IM WITH YOU THAT ISLAND IS OURS

    • @gloriouswarlus1998
      @gloriouswarlus1998 5 років тому +2

      You mean HIS island... We're his soldiers, not his compratriots, KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE BOY...

  • @abbywutzler5739
    @abbywutzler5739 6 років тому +34

    #KayaTheConqueror I believe in the offical boys, I'll help you lads til my dying breath

  • @steaktar3241
    @steaktar3241 6 років тому +63

    "I'm seeing double!"
    "Four dads, yeah"
    ...hold on

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps 6 років тому +1

      st'eaktar
      It’s a joke from The Simpsons, lol. I’m not sure where it originated, but it’s definitely from The Simpsons.

  • @dweebpatrol
    @dweebpatrol 6 років тому +31

    Andrew differentiates between his father and Charlie because to him his father is Dad but Charlie is his Daddy

  • @weeb3244
    @weeb3244 6 років тому +39

    At 28:10, Jackson enters a fucking wind tunnel

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 6 років тому +7

    Kaya is unusually hyped in this episode! I love it!

  • @debaser1042
    @debaser1042 6 років тому +33

    This is the most reasonable thing that has come out of Kaya's mouth.

  • @TheRyman230
    @TheRyman230 6 років тому +47

    I feel like they’re getting more and more sponsorships, and someday they’ll have a podcast where 3/4 of their talking involves a sponsored company.
    Additionally, when’ll we hear about the turkish police airport story?

    • @willyodi5
      @willyodi5 6 років тому +3

      Explosive Cobalt18 never, probably

    • @dakneezbeez8844
      @dakneezbeez8844 2 роки тому

      When turkey stops oppressing it’s citizens

  • @lordesteelecockemightycumm897
    @lordesteelecockemightycumm897 6 років тому +241

    Let's all be honest..
    Andrew is best girl

    • @ribbykun8402
      @ribbykun8402 6 років тому +22

      J U S T
      A N D R E W

    • @AntiSVH
      @AntiSVH 6 років тому +4

      *grill

    • @herosui
      @herosui 6 років тому +1

      no argument from me

    • @salem-p3l
      @salem-p3l 6 років тому +5

      Kaya is best girl in DDLC

  • @wayh1003
    @wayh1003 6 років тому +30

    I really liked alex in this one.

  • @RoqueBa
    @RoqueBa 6 років тому +20

    I'm 18 and able-bodied; I will gladly join this effort. #KayatheConqueror

    • @evan11711
      @evan11711 3 роки тому +4

      And now you are 21 🎉🎊🎉

    • @thatsonaaron4636
      @thatsonaaron4636 Рік тому +1

      @@evan11711now hes 23🎉🎉

    • @evan11711
      @evan11711 Рік тому +1

      @@thatsonaaron4636 let’s go! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @WinterzForce
    @WinterzForce 6 років тому +29

    I’m legit down for it kaya

  • @TheTailsDoll101
    @TheTailsDoll101 6 років тому +44

    if it doesn't have little boys, i'm not interested

  • @justiceforjoggers2897
    @justiceforjoggers2897 6 років тому +24

    #Kayatheconqueror
    Edit: I will die for the cause

  • @Moist_456
    @Moist_456 6 років тому +79

    #Kayatheconqueror

  • @masoncombs6578
    @masoncombs6578 6 років тому +29

    I’m Down to slaughter the demons for the Official Island

  • @kurtacles1082
    @kurtacles1082 5 років тому +1

    This is one of my favorite episodes to come back and listen to

  • @zeak
    @zeak 6 років тому +23

    id be down to take over the island

  • @selfishpromotion2895
    @selfishpromotion2895 6 років тому +29

    I would just like to state that if that guy was serious about taking over that island I'm totally in

  • @kentlee1397
    @kentlee1397 6 років тому +25

    im in for conquering

    • @kentlee1397
      @kentlee1397 6 років тому

      or bir tawil. the only peice of land not claimed by any nation

  • @BasedGarlicMan
    @BasedGarlicMan 6 років тому +33

    If i help conquer the island do I get a cut of cash from selling it?

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 6 років тому +1

      Assuming they sell the island for about 200k, and that the money is split evenly between the boys and, say, 10k participants, you'd get 20 dollars. Nice!
      (But i guess more realistically, though still far fetched, 1k people participated, then its $200. Still not great.
      Even further, 100, including the bois, $2000. Although it would be harder to conquer if they had help from the main land or something)

    • @seanmathias232
      @seanmathias232 6 років тому

      Wild Doggo For a wild dog, you are smart.

  • @Uncl3Funcl3
    @Uncl3Funcl3 6 років тому +7

    I can’t believe they treated the guest that way. He’ll never want to come back on after this!

  • @k0alazz572
    @k0alazz572 6 років тому +11

    Always looking forward to these

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro 6 років тому +8

    05:27 "If it doesn't have little boys, I'm not interested."
    This isn't the first time Andrew admitted to liking shota

  • @MacTonight6395
    @MacTonight6395 6 років тому +164

    0:00 I already want to die

  • @fennybenny5649
    @fennybenny5649 6 років тому +10

    #kayatheconqueror I'd gladly give my life for the Official cause

  • @katawatenshu
    @katawatenshu 6 років тому +2

    special note, gdq didn't actually get more donations this year, they counted the sub-only chat cash as donations

  • @ljscott5969
    @ljscott5969 6 років тому +4

    To Kayas comment about the queen not bothering about her island. Look up the Falkland war. Basically the Falkland islands just off Argentina was trying to claim it as their own and we won.

    • @sam-vk9lj
      @sam-vk9lj 6 років тому

      LJ Scott yes but that was after multiple aggressions prior to that

    • @sam-vk9lj
      @sam-vk9lj 6 років тому

      from Argentina

  • @ethanlei6527
    @ethanlei6527 6 років тому +13

    are they still planning to move in together? andrew moving to tampa seems like phase one

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 5 років тому

      Not in together, but Kaya wants to move to America so he’ll probably go to Tampa and Jackson might follow.

  • @My_wife_left_me
    @My_wife_left_me 6 років тому +3

    This is a good yay to kick off my birthday

  • @-_-._.822
    @-_-._.822 6 років тому +20

    #KayaTheConquer I can put in like $3

  • @evangardner9067
    @evangardner9067 6 років тому +5

    I have never been this early before. I feel blessed.

  • @avro9159
    @avro9159 3 роки тому +4

    08:51 Argentinas last words in 1982

  • @hexnstuff6563
    @hexnstuff6563 6 років тому +5

    Jackson holy hell post something on screen if you're gonna leave it in when someone asks "hey Jackson put this on the screen."

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 6 років тому +61

    Jackson is so cute.

  • @willis32
    @willis32 6 років тому +4

    As a Brit i feel like this island could be a good idea but we dont have the best track record on giving away islands...

  • @murdoc4141
    @murdoc4141 6 років тому +1

    Bonesaw wasnt banned from ever going to gdq again, and it wasnt because of the car key joke, they disallowed him from actively running for one year (which since he moved to japan he cant really run anyway), and the reason he was blocked was because of him encouraging the chat to spam that airlines twitter, which they did

  • @jimmygrey6848
    @jimmygrey6848 6 років тому +3

    Kaya. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

  • @Lagartoman7
    @Lagartoman7 6 років тому +3

    Pirates of the Caribbean 10: On Molester Tides.

  • @garyb9552
    @garyb9552 6 років тому +7

    I will come to the island, no questions asked
    as will my family #kayatheconqueror

  • @lucascelistre4181
    @lucascelistre4181 4 роки тому +1

    wow can believe i missed this gem of an episode from the shoutout era, thats a classic

  • @TheDefibrillator1
    @TheDefibrillator1 6 років тому +7

    I can confirm I watch the podcast.
    -the majesty

  • @MrMan-ls4un
    @MrMan-ls4un 6 років тому +18

    #KayaTheConqueror I will join the invasion

  • @bombasticthrone007
    @bombasticthrone007 6 років тому +5

    That's actually a legitimately good intro

  • @stonethemason12
    @stonethemason12 6 років тому +1

    Actual domination and conquest talk this is fucking hilarious!!

  • @nightfighter7452
    @nightfighter7452 6 років тому +3

    PLEASE TAKE OVER THE ISLAND!!!!

  • @JmanPlaysGames
    @JmanPlaysGames 6 років тому

    The past few GDQ's have been pretty not great, but every single run that PJDicesare does is outstanding. Bad stuff always happens to him while he's playing. He plays off of it very well, and the people he puts on the couch can also play off of it very well. Its a great mix of being informative and being funny, which helps keep the viewers attention for the longer runs. Also, scratch that, anything with PJ's name on it is good to watch.

  • @actusjack
    @actusjack 6 років тому +12

    God you blew it, the official island was and you really didn’t ask any hard hitting questions they will obviously never come back on you blew it

  • @enigmaticone6559
    @enigmaticone6559 6 років тому

    Thanks for the video guys, I greatly enjoyed it. And the ads you talked about was actually really entertaining too lol surprisingly. I didn't really care much for these podcasts in the beginning but I think you guys are really entertaining.

  • @bouch2442
    @bouch2442 6 років тому +4

    I would gladly invade the island

  • @dreamcatcherpone
    @dreamcatcherpone 6 років тому

    I listened to this on the drive back from the gym, and it was core day. Y'all almost made me crash because my abs locked up because I was laughing too hard. Cheers

  • @rednek2074
    @rednek2074 6 років тому +9

    get vinesauce joel on.

  • @corktail7900
    @corktail7900 6 років тому

    the new intro music is beautiful, fits really well with the new design

  • @TheUnknownOtaku
    @TheUnknownOtaku 6 років тому +6

    That moment when C1tikal is too shy to ask you onto the podcast.

  • @lilchromie
    @lilchromie 3 роки тому +1

    Back again for my favorite episode. Watched this one like 30 times now.

  • @zone3839
    @zone3839 6 років тому +9

    Kaya is about to restart the Ottoman Empire

  • @meepspeeps5055
    @meepspeeps5055 6 років тому +1

    Im surprised you guys dont make a second channel for the podcast , i would think it would help it grow more

  • @brandon201ba
    @brandon201ba 6 років тому +5

    The Official Podcast #60: Gremlins Gizmo for the wii edition

  • @andrewlorick166
    @andrewlorick166 6 років тому

    Its 5 am and im hungover. Thank you official boys for helping me make it to the end

  • @mortarsquad12
    @mortarsquad12 6 років тому +19

    #kayatheconqueror

  • @TheChristenberry
    @TheChristenberry 6 років тому +1

    You can tell Charlie had a real good time this episode.

  • @kyanjacoby7468
    @kyanjacoby7468 6 років тому +9

    #kayatheconqueror I WILL HELP YOU TAKE THE ISLAND, FOR I AM A LOYAL SOLDIER OF THE OFFICIAL PODCAST!

  • @misterezioauditore
    @misterezioauditore 6 років тому

    Heck yeah I’m all about taking over that island!

  • @chipachipa7601
    @chipachipa7601 6 років тому +28

    shadman to the podcast please

    • @YummyYouth
      @YummyYouth 6 років тому

      CHIPA CHIPA this

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 6 років тому +9

      CHIPA CHIPA it's a perfect match because they talk about pedos so much

  • @Vintageferguson
    @Vintageferguson 5 років тому

    This will be my favorite Podcast episode for time to come I think

  • @jimmy_2timez
    @jimmy_2timez 6 років тому +12

    #KayaTheConqueror

  • @isaiahsevere4192
    @isaiahsevere4192 6 років тому +1

    Friend walked by right as he screamed "naked children" rip

  • @lightbluegunshots
    @lightbluegunshots 6 років тому +6

    Charlie is Andrews dad and always has been.

  • @chasecooper670
    @chasecooper670 5 років тому +1

    Man, this Doom game has an even better Intro track!

  • @FuzzyWuzzy98
    @FuzzyWuzzy98 6 років тому +4

    I will stand and fight with #kayatheconquerer

  • @jacobbaia6530
    @jacobbaia6530 3 роки тому +2

    This was the funniest podcast for sure

  • @nerdwiz6065
    @nerdwiz6065 6 років тому +4

    Let's go a'conquerin
    #kayatheconqueror

  • @bash9791
    @bash9791 6 років тому

    Honest truth: I enjoy the podcast a lot more when it's just you guys

  • @ninthguardian
    @ninthguardian 6 років тому +7

    #kayatheconquerer I want that island too

  • @awstyn5406
    @awstyn5406 6 років тому

    I love the podcast! I've never been so early, much love!

  • @Ameerbigdeer
    @Ameerbigdeer 6 років тому +7

    im in let's go to the island #kayatheConqueror

  • @Azeur
    @Azeur 6 років тому

    >Not joking about Scarecrow being too scared to fight Batman
    it's like they're not even trying

  • @stonethemason12
    @stonethemason12 6 років тому +3

    Are all the podcasts this awesome

    • @rileyzito1338
      @rileyzito1338 6 років тому +1

      StoneTheMason Music yes

    • @xxXrainburnsXxx
      @xxXrainburnsXxx 6 років тому

      I recommend the psychicpebbles episode it’s great

  • @nintendo910
    @nintendo910 6 років тому

    I like the solo podcasts rather than the ones with guests.

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 6 років тому

    Kaya, I am in *AWE*. That was like a spinoff of the Aristocrats joke. Holy shit.

  • @cerealbird6384
    @cerealbird6384 6 років тому +5

    #kayatheconqueror we will take the island