Remember this any time people say Genshin has good rates/pity. The genesis crystals are insanely priced and staggered purposefully to make it hard to use.
I play free only and usually get between 2 to 5 pulls a day except the last two days I got ten pulls each day .I've played since release and have 30 characters none further than c4
@@asummusa2023 as a Russian person I usually say hi in English whenever I see someone with a non-cyrillic name haha But I also have met random Russian people with non-cyrillic names, it was kinda funny And also I still remember that one person who entered my world just to launch fireworks, it was during the previous Ganyu rerun or Lantern rite. It was so wholesome
Paikon running from future content 🤣 "Here's a million primogems do you want them or would you like to double them for the next person" "Double them" "I'll throw in a free blow" He's trying desperately to throw away money now
I feel like it's probably meant as not a lot of new players have him, after all didn't he get just 3 reruns? With Paikon both could be true to be fair XD
Sadly and surprisingly I've only just made it to Inazuma and I've been around since the game's global launch. I haven't played on just one account but made around 8-10 different accounts while never sticking to one and I still use Traveler. Went from AR17 to AR34 in about 11 days. I was sleeping, eating, and showering so don't worry
btw the one time you got 4 4 stars in the weapon banner was insane the chances for that are at least lik 1 in 1000 depends on which slots you got them :)
DO NOT ACCEPT INVITES FROM RANDOM PEOPLE Once theyre in your own world you are the host which means they can find your IP, get your UID and take your account all in one swoop. That is why most ppl don't allow peeps in their world. CO-OP modes when you join someone else is the safest option. Some ppl also ask if you have characters so they can see if your acc is worth stealing.
If you get gifted Primos, it will remove the first time bonus for the pack that you get, I am not sure if you would get the bonus, if you never bought a pack, if you don`t get the bonus you are actually doubly screwed because you miss out, and also because you loose the badge of honor on a F2P Account. You can actually grieve players with these gifts and should ask if they ever purchased genesis crystal packs before you offer them freemos, because they might not be aware.
Man this is so sweet personally I have Yao Yao but like she’s the only good 4 star I have the others are level 20 and under bug I have like 5 characters I really need em lol
I'm the person at 10:39 and I just wanna drop by to say that almonaklee is a platonic trio between albedo, mona, and klee LMFAO. It's not anything bad I promise, chat was just being weird about it
Paikon next time you can go to someone’s world and start jumbling and they jump pull or jump at the same time or attack at the same time can work too plus do this ❤
I totally get why people were so hesitant about it because when i was like 10 this is pretty much how you stole accounts on Neopets, by offering free paintbrushes and neopoints lmao
@@MikeHunt-lz2hq Okay update I got Wanderer, C6 Faruzan C1 Bennet, Layla, C2 lvl 80 ocean hue clam Barbara, Hu Tao, Keqing, Kuki Shinobu, Yao yao, Yanfei, Thoma ect. and have 103 fates saved up for who-knows-which-character. I oneshot all my dailies by doing quests and events. But thank you.
Only one little thing: the hutao pfp had "f2p" in their signature, and they were trying to tell you they wanted to remain that way. Maybe start listening before you do random shit that might ruin someones effort into building a non-spender account. Even your chat was telling you about it, and the user seemed pretty pissed off by the fact that you went on without listening to them. Not everyone wants to pay in games to win, even if its given by someone else.
True, but to be fair all they need to do is not spend it, which is easy as long as they keep it in Genesis Crystals (which you won't even see/be reminded of unless you try to wish without primogems). Of course it's irritating but it's not the end of the world.
@@blankness8 ye, but as a person who has a f2p account open, i can absolutely tell you that its so irritating to have all of the topups still there, with only one bonus missing. especially if you know that its because a random person decided to not listen to you and to not read your signature. i just kinda dont like when streamers act like theyre high and might or they act like everyone wants to pay in this game. idk i guess i felt their rage when they said "dude" in the chat lmao. also, "why are they answering a question with a question" maybe he should have read their signature lol. (also im not trying to be aggressive to you, dw, im just kinda mad he didnt even listen to the player)
@@hoziers No I get you, don't worry (I liked your comment as soon as I saw it but wanted to provide some perspective I guess). Back when I was f2p my friend topped up as a gift although I didn't want it, which really annoyed me. I obviously didn't voice this bc they're a friend and meant well, but yeah it was a little off-putting. Thankfully the shop does reset once a year so I didn't have to look at the missing bonus for too long 😭 + Paikon can be pretty abrasive at times ngl. Wish he'd paid more attention to the cues. Hope that player's experience hasn't been ruined too much
"No one lies on the internet"
Paikon lied as easily as breathing
that's true talent right there
@@mortem4573 born talented to lie 🤣
Bro lies on a statement about lying
I respect the Hayasaka refrence
OH LOVE ME MISTA OH MISTA
Paikon: *gets a five star*
Bennett: Bouken da bouken
Qiqi: _trying to join his world_
lol
?
It’s paimon 1:19
"Take whatever mats you need for your pathetic character" is by far the best signature I've ever seen 🤣
Where
Now I wanna change my signature-
@@rinfacility1 9:24
and they have scara as their avatar. very in-character
@@googlrscholar They used his bg too. Truly a Scara main.
“surely everyone has kazuha”
me: *disappears*
don't worry, same
“I can’t tell if you’re a streamer or a troll”. I mean that’s the embodiment of Paikon’s summoning rituals
I think he was antonychen
1Kth like :D
Paikon begging people to say yes to free primos was killing me 😂
"....and i *HAPPENED* to have *EVERY* single one of them"
-itspaikon, the 100% f2p genshin player
he is 159 percent f2p
@@Roundish_sigma169% F2P :)
@@TheTrueStqr 420% f2p
@@Roundish_sigma 469% F2P
@@TheTrueStqr 69,420 percent f2p
WHO NOTICED THAT ONE OF THEYRE NAMED ARE ANT AND ANT IS A FAMOUS YOUTUVER GENSHIN PLAYER WHAT?!?!?
WHERE?”
@@sofmarieflores 9:50
I KNOW HIM
yeah but remember people can have the same nickname
wow so around million people who play genshin and u think they the only one who has the name "ant"??? u dumb or just dumbass?
This is truly peak entertainment. Also a good way to live your gambling addiction.
dude. i thought 300 primogems must be like 0.99$ but they actually charge you 5$ for 2 pulls. insane.
Remember this any time people say Genshin has good rates/pity. The genesis crystals are insanely priced and staggered purposefully to make it hard to use.
I think he should have given a welkin, much better
They also give a bunch of free pulls and have a good pity system@@Thedarkbunnyrabbit
I play free only and usually get between 2 to 5 pulls a day except the last two days I got ten pulls each day .I've played since release and have 30 characters none further than c4
Well except traveler bc they are c6 almost everything
Paikon:” I’m sure everyone have’s kazuha “
The people who don’t have kazuha: *”everyone”* 😃
Where is your pfp from? 🤨
Tbh I used it from google
@@The1_ghost1 TwT
:D
yes. i was going for kazuha but decided to go for venti instead lol
I love how the dude was like no thanks I'm good and chat IMMEDIATELY went to DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON!!! XD
"Take whatever mats you need for your pathetic character" 💀💀
Scaramouche user too💀💀💀
Paikon: No one has Venti
Me: dear diary, I cant describe this pain and regret that I've experienced ✍️
FR 😭
Lol I just got venti today
'imagine not having Kazuha'
Me having lost my 5050 on him to Jean: yeah... imagine...
BRUH SAME, i started playing genshin in the last days of his first banner, them I lose to jean in his rerun 🥲
Omw to donate one of my two I'd gotten during his first banner ever,,, I was AR like. 30 and had C1 Kazuha already,,
i lost to qiqi :(((
@@kitbitz9795 go for broke and get c2 on his return! >:3
@@heckin_that4421 I'm sorry bro... Qiqi is a menace to everyone's summons
"I'll trow in a free blowjo- OH THEY SAID YES" had me dying in my chair💀
the amount of disrespect everyone can give to each other in genshin ❤❤
its whats so fun about co - op ❤️
NA server be like:
EU server is kinda nice, either that or they just speak Spanish or Russian and u can't understand their insults
@@banji7612 Everytime I can't do a domain I just join a russian guy's world and they just follow me and do it for me.
@@asummusa2023 as a Russian person I usually say hi in English whenever I see someone with a non-cyrillic name haha
But I also have met random Russian people with non-cyrillic names, it was kinda funny
And also I still remember that one person who entered my world just to launch fireworks, it was during the previous Ganyu rerun or Lantern rite. It was so wholesome
@@Indian_gae_boii Gay
Fun fact: Santa only travels around Greenland because he’s actually really busy
I need to start accepting all co op requests I get in case something like this happens again
FR
same, but my english is so bad💀
I accept all and it's usually ppl wanting to fish or gather mats or visit my teahouse lol
“Almost everyone has kazuha”
“Barely anyone has venti”
Me at AR 43 with venti and no Kazuha: 👁👁
IM AR 43 WITH VENTI AND NO KAZUHA AS WELL??
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME WTH
Paikon running from future content 🤣
"Here's a million primogems do you want them or would you like to double them for the next person" "Double them"
"I'll throw in a free blow" He's trying desperately to throw away money now
"Im pretty sure no one has venti" *me in the corner crying* (venti main here)
I’m a venti person AND HE DOES GOOD WITH BLUE ARIFACTS 💀💀💀 (ar 55)
such disrespect gone towards venti.
I feel like it's probably meant as not a lot of new players have him, after all didn't he get just 3 reruns?
With Paikon both could be true to be fair XD
OMG HI HI HI IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE HWEHEHEHE
"does ar 21 have kazuha, i will eat my pants on stream" had me rolling on the floor🤣
well an ar 18 could have kazuha
which is me
@Meowmere 💀💀💀
my ar 21 american account got kazuha
i got him 1st ten pull at ar 10
i gained kazuha at ar 19
Him:everyone would hve kazuha
Me:doesnt have kazuha
Him:noone would have venti
Me:has venti
that just means you’re nobody aka odysseus aka a literal hero: chin up you monarch
@@geode5224 ?
same
The duality Venti makes traveling easier honestly
15:54 sometimes life is unfair, so be strong paikon :)
"I don't think any low ar would have Venti"
Ar 21 me having Venti :
Feels illegal to be this early
The MrBeast of genshin
Ikr 😭
Fr
MR BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
*With Nahida 3D models posing as epic rap battle walmart mr Beast*
18:29 I love how paikon and chatters both torture each other
Chatters hope for him to lose 50/50, he makes us cringe so hard our stomachs hurt
I wAs LITERALLY TEARING UP WHEN HE WAS gonNA SAY "your account will be banned in 4 hours" BUT DIDNT 😭😭
Paikon literally has more luck in the weapon banner than the character banner
Imagine having to grind when you can just wait for Paikon Santa
Imagine if they said "Double it and give it to the next person" XD
3:25 my mom actually has kazuha 💀
You sure it's not the "Kazuha at home"?
@@C4Oc.Sucrose.
Sadly and surprisingly I've only just made it to Inazuma and I've been around since the game's global launch. I haven't played on just one account but made around 8-10 different accounts while never sticking to one and I still use Traveler. Went from AR17 to AR34 in about 11 days. I was sleeping, eating, and showering so don't worry
"No one has Venti!"
Me who's first 5* was Venti's first rerun
Edit: All Venti mains say "Aye"
AYE
I have him too
I got a c2 Mona instead of venti 🥲
I got him on his first run. But he's benched now lol
My first 5 star was Venti recent rerun. Started playing last September
Frrr -proud venti main
1:49 no one lies on the internet. delightful
Paikon is literally hoyoverse employee in disguise
Paikon is our proof that streamer luck doesn't exist. It's like Gacha is this man's natural enemy
Dude, if someone sent me primos, I would be utterly flabbergasted
Next video: You EXIST, you get primogems AND I roll.
Paikon you were bouta throw in a free what now? 😂 8:35
love how it cut to an ad right as he lost the 50/50 💀
holy crap, YOU were the random person trying to connect when I was just starting out. nice. I didn't have him though
paikon honestly you're the funniest genshin streamer out there 😭
btw the one time you got 4 4 stars in the weapon banner was insane the chances for that are at least lik 1 in 1000 depends on which slots you got them :)
He is literally forcing other players to say yes so he could spend money 🤣
"yea i need me a yelan" was the cutest sentence i saw
those lucky people 😖 if only i was in the same server as him 😩
Even if you were, over 65m+ people play Genshin so you chances to meet him are little to zero😭 (not to be rude)
Yeah. Paikon's content is always coop or community friendly. It's a shame I can't participate in most of them.
DO NOT ACCEPT INVITES FROM RANDOM PEOPLE
Once theyre in your own world you are the host which means they can find your IP, get your UID and take your account all in one swoop.
That is why most ppl don't allow peeps in their world.
CO-OP modes when you join someone else is the safest option.
Some ppl also ask if you have characters so they can see if your acc is worth stealing.
"Nobody has Venti."
Me with C1 Venti:
Heizou mains really just make any jokes that come up their head whether the joke is bad or not
Him: If AR21 have Kazuha im gonna eat my own pant live.
Meanwhile Pov joining my world
Pov him: eat his own pant live 😂
8:34 so we're not gonna talk about to this part 💀
I remember doing this for my birthday. Twas very fun and money consuming.
If you get gifted Primos, it will remove the first time bonus for the pack that you get, I am not sure if you would get the bonus, if you never bought a pack, if you don`t get the bonus you are actually doubly screwed because you miss out, and also because you loose the badge of honor on a F2P Account. You can actually grieve players with these gifts and should ask if they ever purchased genesis crystal packs before you offer them freemos, because they might not be aware.
0:04 i can bet some serious money that you dont have lumine🤔
I do :D
9:13 I can't💀The primogems😃
"just say yes I'll throw in a free blo- oh she said yes"
why is no one talking about this part 😂
I know right?
2:12 i was hurt by these words as someone who lost on both kazuha banners to diluc
Won 50/50 for Alhaitham and his weapon. Feeling great watching people in pain :)
5:31 “who would have Venti”
My c1 venti:
16:27 this was the funniest reaction 😭
I love how he always phrases the free primos question like a scam, and is then surprised when people think it's a scam
Man this is so sweet personally I have Yao Yao but like she’s the only good 4 star I have the others are level 20 and under bug I have like 5 characters I really need em lol
I'm the person at 10:39 and I just wanna drop by to say that almonaklee is a platonic trio between albedo, mona, and klee LMFAO. It's not anything bad I promise, chat was just being weird about it
people really out here thinking everything is a ship 😭😭😭
'surely everyone have kazuha right?'
f2ps and newbies: yes , *everyone*
12:49 paikon: what the heck does that even mean???
the page he’s on to gift: *literally titled Top-Ups*
If there's anyone who needs this reward more, it's Zach Aguilar's bank account 😭
The torrynz guy is literally a paid actor. You gave him primo gems for doing what you told him to do.
This is truly an F2P moment of all time
8:15
What do he about to say😏
rip the person who lost f2p status ong
‘No one lies on the Internet’
*him lying about being F2P*
Paikon next time you can go to someone’s world and start jumbling and they jump pull or jump at the same time or attack at the same time can work too plus do this ❤
It’s all been 4 stars so far.
Kazuha and Venti: Am I a joke to u
BRO REALLY RUINED THAT F2P ACCOUNT ;-;
Paikon: your mom probably have kazuha
Also paikon: literally nobody has venti
*Me who has venti and no kazuha like:*
same
my sister is the same
15:47 Benett appearing during a five star pitty and then Mona appearing after was the highlight in the video 😂 that was so hilarious!
Bennett* there is no character named “bennet”
@@Danmei_fan.ryy06my bad 😅
This is hilarious
I bought Welkin for a friend for their birthday and they were quite surprised, too.
I totally get why people were so hesitant about it because when i was like 10 this is pretty much how you stole accounts on Neopets, by offering free paintbrushes and neopoints lmao
“I’ll throw in a free blow- OH THEY SAID YES” had me on the floor
Imagine getting 2 pulls those people must be so happy with the 2 new 3 star weapons.
5:31 jokes on you, Venti is my main
“I’ll throw in a free blowjo-“
Other ppl: give and take
Paikon: give and not take
"No one has venti"
Me whos ar 22 with Venti as my first and only 5 star
Not the den drop daddy person at 16 mins and 59 secs💀
His wallet is crying in tears rn
bro is the biggest mr.beast whale in this game
i'm in pain but i'm happy for these lucky people
8:34 Bro really wanted that person to say yes 💀
guys what are pupas
A cute insect, check it in the internet
If only I have 9999 primogems right about now. *Sigh sadly* (So ******* jealous right now.)
I think I need to start accepting coop requests now 😢
"Everyone has kazuha"
*cries in starter characters*
(don't get me wrong I spent all my wishes, all my primogems on wishes...)
Just do daily commissions and explore you can get like 10 wishes a day . I've got almost 30 characters on f2p account
@@MikeHunt-lz2hq Okay update I got Wanderer, C6 Faruzan C1 Bennet, Layla, C2 lvl 80 ocean hue clam Barbara, Hu Tao, Keqing, Kuki Shinobu, Yao yao, Yanfei, Thoma ect. and have 103 fates saved up for who-knows-which-character. I oneshot all my dailies by doing quests and events. But thank you.
I’m not kidding on the literal first day of the banner being out I rolled and I got Yaoyao! 😂
that person that hated sayu probably was like
“damn well at least she was good for one thing …”
Only one little thing: the hutao pfp had "f2p" in their signature, and they were trying to tell you they wanted to remain that way. Maybe start listening before you do random shit that might ruin someones effort into building a non-spender account. Even your chat was telling you about it, and the user seemed pretty pissed off by the fact that you went on without listening to them. Not everyone wants to pay in games to win, even if its given by someone else.
True, but to be fair all they need to do is not spend it, which is easy as long as they keep it in Genesis Crystals (which you won't even see/be reminded of unless you try to wish without primogems). Of course it's irritating but it's not the end of the world.
@@blankness8 ye, but as a person who has a f2p account open, i can absolutely tell you that its so irritating to have all of the topups still there, with only one bonus missing. especially if you know that its because a random person decided to not listen to you and to not read your signature. i just kinda dont like when streamers act like theyre high and might or they act like everyone wants to pay in this game. idk i guess i felt their rage when they said "dude" in the chat lmao. also, "why are they answering a question with a question" maybe he should have read their signature lol. (also im not trying to be aggressive to you, dw, im just kinda mad he didnt even listen to the player)
@@hoziers No I get you, don't worry (I liked your comment as soon as I saw it but wanted to provide some perspective I guess). Back when I was f2p my friend topped up as a gift although I didn't want it, which really annoyed me. I obviously didn't voice this bc they're a friend and meant well, but yeah it was a little off-putting. Thankfully the shop does reset once a year so I didn't have to look at the missing bonus for too long 😭
+ Paikon can be pretty abrasive at times ngl. Wish he'd paid more attention to the cues. Hope that player's experience hasn't been ruined too much
stay mad money haters
@@hokuto-genshinimpact6493 and that, kids, is the type of person you dont wanna be when you grow up.
HE SIAD WHEN THE AYAKA GIRL KEPT SAYING NO HE SAID I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE BLOWJ-
“I’ll throw in a full blo-“💀