@@asummusa2023 as a Russian person I usually say hi in English whenever I see someone with a non-cyrillic name haha But I also have met random Russian people with non-cyrillic names, it was kinda funny And also I still remember that one person who entered my world just to launch fireworks, it was during the previous Ganyu rerun or Lantern rite. It was so wholesome
Paikon running from future content 🤣 "Here's a million primogems do you want them or would you like to double them for the next person" "Double them" "I'll throw in a free blow" He's trying desperately to throw away money now
Remember this any time people say Genshin has good rates/pity. The genesis crystals are insanely priced and staggered purposefully to make it hard to use.
I play free only and usually get between 2 to 5 pulls a day except the last two days I got ten pulls each day .I've played since release and have 30 characters none further than c4
I feel like it's probably meant as not a lot of new players have him, after all didn't he get just 3 reruns? With Paikon both could be true to be fair XD
Sadly and surprisingly I've only just made it to Inazuma and I've been around since the game's global launch. I haven't played on just one account but made around 8-10 different accounts while never sticking to one and I still use Traveler. Went from AR17 to AR34 in about 11 days. I was sleeping, eating, and showering so don't worry
btw the one time you got 4 4 stars in the weapon banner was insane the chances for that are at least lik 1 in 1000 depends on which slots you got them :)
ive watched atleast 30 of your videos which might be the most ive watched of any youtuber and i finally subbed today right after i subbed i pulled jean with 10 pity thats how u know u always win ur 50/50s u gave ur luck to me ;)
Paikon next time you can go to someone’s world and start jumbling and they jump pull or jump at the same time or attack at the same time can work too plus do this ❤
I'm the person at 10:39 and I just wanna drop by to say that almonaklee is a platonic trio between albedo, mona, and klee LMFAO. It's not anything bad I promise, chat was just being weird about it
Man this is so sweet personally I have Yao Yao but like she’s the only good 4 star I have the others are level 20 and under bug I have like 5 characters I really need em lol
@@MikeHunt-lz2hq Okay update I got Wanderer, C6 Faruzan C1 Bennet, Layla, C2 lvl 80 ocean hue clam Barbara, Hu Tao, Keqing, Kuki Shinobu, Yao yao, Yanfei, Thoma ect. and have 103 fates saved up for who-knows-which-character. I oneshot all my dailies by doing quests and events. But thank you.
If you get gifted Primos, it will remove the first time bonus for the pack that you get, I am not sure if you would get the bonus, if you never bought a pack, if you don`t get the bonus you are actually doubly screwed because you miss out, and also because you loose the badge of honor on a F2P Account. You can actually grieve players with these gifts and should ask if they ever purchased genesis crystal packs before you offer them freemos, because they might not be aware.
"No one lies on the internet"
Paikon lied as easily as breathing
that's true talent right there
@@mortem4573 born talented to lie 🤣
Bro lies on a statement about lying
I respect the Hayasaka refrence
OH LOVE ME MISTA OH MISTA
"Take whatever mats you need for your pathetic character" is by far the best signature I've ever seen 🤣
Where
Now I wanna change my signature-
@@rinfacility1 9:24
and they have scara as their avatar. very in-character
@@googlrscholar They used his bg too. Truly a Scara main.
Paikon: *gets a five star*
Bennett: Bouken da bouken
Qiqi: _trying to join his world_
lol
?
It’s paimon 1:19
Paikon:” I’m sure everyone have’s kazuha “
The people who don’t have kazuha: *”everyone”* 😃
Where is your pfp from? 🤨
Tbh I used it from google
@@mit_suri0 TwT
:D
yes. i was going for kazuha but decided to go for venti instead lol
“I can’t tell if you’re a streamer or a troll”. I mean that’s the embodiment of Paikon’s summoning rituals
I think he was antonychen
1Kth like :D
"....and i *HAPPENED* to have *EVERY* single one of them"
-itspaikon, the 100% f2p genshin player
he is 159 percent f2p
@@Roundish_sigma169% F2P :)
@@TheTrueStqr 420% f2p
@@Roundish_sigma 469% F2P
@@TheTrueStqr 69,420 percent f2p
'imagine not having Kazuha'
Me having lost my 5050 on him to Jean: yeah... imagine...
BRUH SAME, i started playing genshin in the last days of his first banner, them I lose to jean in his rerun 🥲
Omw to donate one of my two I'd gotten during his first banner ever,,, I was AR like. 30 and had C1 Kazuha already,,
i lost to qiqi :(((
@@kitbitz9795 go for broke and get c2 on his return! >:3
@@heckin_that4421 I'm sorry bro... Qiqi is a menace to everyone's summons
I need to start accepting all co op requests I get in case something like this happens again
FR
same, but my english is so bad💀
I accept all and it's usually ppl wanting to fish or gather mats or visit my teahouse lol
This is truly peak entertainment. Also a good way to live your gambling addiction.
the amount of disrespect everyone can give to each other in genshin ❤❤
its whats so fun about co - op ❤️
NA server be like:
EU server is kinda nice, either that or they just speak Spanish or Russian and u can't understand their insults
@@banji7612 Everytime I can't do a domain I just join a russian guy's world and they just follow me and do it for me.
@@asummusa2023 as a Russian person I usually say hi in English whenever I see someone with a non-cyrillic name haha
But I also have met random Russian people with non-cyrillic names, it was kinda funny
And also I still remember that one person who entered my world just to launch fireworks, it was during the previous Ganyu rerun or Lantern rite. It was so wholesome
@@Indian_gae_boii Gay
WHO NOTICED THAT ONE OF THEYRE NAMED ARE ANT AND ANT IS A FAMOUS YOUTUVER GENSHIN PLAYER WHAT?!?!?
WHERE?”
@@sofmarieflores 9:50
I KNOW HIM
yeah but remember people can have the same nickname
wow so around million people who play genshin and u think they the only one who has the name "ant"??? u dumb or just dumbass?
“surely everyone has kazuha”
me: *disappears*
don't worry, same
also same.
"Take whatever mats you need for your pathetic character" 💀💀
Scaramouche user too💀💀💀
Paikon running from future content 🤣
"Here's a million primogems do you want them or would you like to double them for the next person" "Double them"
"I'll throw in a free blow" He's trying desperately to throw away money now
Paikon begging people to say yes to free primos was killing me 😂
"does ar 21 have kazuha, i will eat my pants on stream" had me rolling on the floor🤣
well an ar 18 could have kazuha
which is me
@Meowmere 💀💀💀
my ar 21 american account got kazuha
i got him 1st ten pull at ar 10
i gained kazuha at ar 19
Feels illegal to be this early
The MrBeast of genshin
Ikr 😭
Fr
MR BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
*With Nahida 3D models posing as epic rap battle walmart mr Beast*
Paikon: No one has Venti
Me: dear diary, I cant describe this pain and regret that I've experienced ✍️
FR 😭
Lol I just got venti today
dude. i thought 300 primogems must be like 0.99$ but they actually charge you 5$ for 2 pulls. insane.
Remember this any time people say Genshin has good rates/pity. The genesis crystals are insanely priced and staggered purposefully to make it hard to use.
I think he should have given a welkin, much better
They also give a bunch of free pulls and have a good pity system@@Thedarkbunnyrabbit
I play free only and usually get between 2 to 5 pulls a day except the last two days I got ten pulls each day .I've played since release and have 30 characters none further than c4
Well except traveler bc they are c6 almost everything
"Im pretty sure no one has venti" *me in the corner crying* (venti main here)
I’m a venti person AND HE DOES GOOD WITH BLUE ARIFACTS 💀💀💀 (ar 55)
such disrespect gone towards venti.
I feel like it's probably meant as not a lot of new players have him, after all didn't he get just 3 reruns?
With Paikon both could be true to be fair XD
3:25 my mom actually has kazuha 💀
You sure it's not the "Kazuha at home"?
@@C4Oc.Sucrose.
I wAs LITERALLY TEARING UP WHEN HE WAS gonNA SAY "your account will be banned in 4 hours" BUT DIDNT 😭😭
Him:everyone would hve kazuha
Me:doesnt have kazuha
Him:noone would have venti
Me:has venti
that just means you’re nobody aka odysseus aka a literal hero: chin up you monarch
@@geode5224 ?
same
"I'll trow in a free blowjo- OH THEY SAID YES" had me dying in my chair💀
15:54 sometimes life is unfair, so be strong paikon :)
Imagine having to grind when you can just wait for Paikon Santa
Fun fact: Santa only travels around Greenland because he’s actually really busy
I love how the dude was like no thanks I'm good and chat IMMEDIATELY went to DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON!!! XD
"No one has Venti!"
Me who's first 5* was Venti's first rerun
Edit: All Venti mains say "Aye"
AYE
I have him too
I got a c2 Mona instead of venti 🥲
I got him on his first run. But he's benched now lol
My first 5 star was Venti recent rerun. Started playing last September
Frrr -proud venti main
“Almost everyone has kazuha”
“Barely anyone has venti”
Me at AR 43 with venti and no Kazuha: 👁👁
IM AR 43 WITH VENTI AND NO KAZUHA AS WELL??
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME WTH
'surely everyone have kazuha right?'
f2ps and newbies: yes , *everyone*
those lucky people 😖 if only i was in the same server as him 😩
Even if you were, over 65m+ people play Genshin so you chances to meet him are little to zero😭 (not to be rude)
Yeah. Paikon's content is always coop or community friendly. It's a shame I can't participate in most of them.
Paikon is literally hoyoverse employee in disguise
"yea i need me a yelan" was the cutest sentence i saw
THE ''ILL THROW IN A BLOWJ- OH THEY SSAID YES'' 💀
love how it cut to an ad right as he lost the 50/50 💀
8:34 so we're not gonna talk about to this part 💀
18:29 I love how paikon and chatters both torture each other
Chatters hope for him to lose 50/50, he makes us cringe so hard our stomachs hurt
Paikon literally has more luck in the weapon banner than the character banner
Next video: You EXIST, you get primogems AND I roll.
paikon honestly you're the funniest genshin streamer out there 😭
Dude, if someone sent me primos, I would be utterly flabbergasted
Sadly and surprisingly I've only just made it to Inazuma and I've been around since the game's global launch. I haven't played on just one account but made around 8-10 different accounts while never sticking to one and I still use Traveler. Went from AR17 to AR34 in about 11 days. I was sleeping, eating, and showering so don't worry
"I don't think any low ar would have Venti"
Ar 21 me having Venti :
He is literally forcing other players to say yes so he could spend money 🤣
Paikon is our proof that streamer luck doesn't exist. It's like Gacha is this man's natural enemy
"just say yes I'll throw in a free blo- oh she said yes"
why is no one talking about this part 😂
I know right?
"Nobody has Venti."
Me with C1 Venti:
Imagine if they said "Double it and give it to the next person" XD
Paikon you were bouta throw in a free what now? 😂 8:35
2:12 i was hurt by these words as someone who lost on both kazuha banners to diluc
btw the one time you got 4 4 stars in the weapon banner was insane the chances for that are at least lik 1 in 1000 depends on which slots you got them :)
16:27 this was the funniest reaction 😭
I love how he always phrases the free primos question like a scam, and is then surprised when people think it's a scam
ive watched atleast 30 of your videos which might be the most ive watched of any youtuber and i finally subbed today right after i subbed i pulled jean with 10 pity thats how u know u always win ur 50/50s u gave ur luck to me ;)
Him: If AR21 have Kazuha im gonna eat my own pant live.
Meanwhile Pov joining my world
Pov him: eat his own pant live 😂
rip the person who lost f2p status ong
Heizou mains really just make any jokes that come up their head whether the joke is bad or not
‘No one lies on the Internet’
*him lying about being F2P*
Won 50/50 for Alhaitham and his weapon. Feeling great watching people in pain :)
I remember doing this for my birthday. Twas very fun and money consuming.
Not the den drop daddy person at 16 mins and 59 secs💀
BRO RLLY WAS YELLINH WHILE TALKING
BRO REALLY RUINED THAT F2P ACCOUNT ;-;
Paikon next time you can go to someone’s world and start jumbling and they jump pull or jump at the same time or attack at the same time can work too plus do this ❤
Other ppl: give and take
Paikon: give and not take
I'm the person at 10:39 and I just wanna drop by to say that almonaklee is a platonic trio between albedo, mona, and klee LMFAO. It's not anything bad I promise, chat was just being weird about it
people really out here thinking everything is a ship 😭😭😭
Man this is so sweet personally I have Yao Yao but like she’s the only good 4 star I have the others are level 20 and under bug I have like 5 characters I really need em lol
Imagine getting 2 pulls those people must be so happy with the 2 new 3 star weapons.
The reactions are literally priceless. XD
This is hilarious
I bought Welkin for a friend for their birthday and they were quite surprised, too.
“I’ll throw in a free blowjo-“
This is truly an F2P moment of all time
„Thats why they named the robot alexa“ aye thank you mate :D
"Everyone has kazuha"
*cries in starter characters*
(don't get me wrong I spent all my wishes, all my primogems on wishes...)
Just do daily commissions and explore you can get like 10 wishes a day . I've got almost 30 characters on f2p account
@@MikeHunt-lz2hq Okay update I got Wanderer, C6 Faruzan C1 Bennet, Layla, C2 lvl 80 ocean hue clam Barbara, Hu Tao, Keqing, Kuki Shinobu, Yao yao, Yanfei, Thoma ect. and have 103 fates saved up for who-knows-which-character. I oneshot all my dailies by doing quests and events. But thank you.
If there's anyone who needs this reward more, it's Zach Aguilar's bank account 😭
next video: if you exist you get primogems
It’s all been 4 stars so far.
Kazuha and Venti: Am I a joke to u
holy crap, YOU were the random person trying to connect when I was just starting out. nice. I didn't have him though
i'm in pain but i'm happy for these lucky people
"No one has venti"
Me whos ar 22 with Venti as my first and only 5 star
5:31 “who would have Venti”
My c1 venti:
If you get gifted Primos, it will remove the first time bonus for the pack that you get, I am not sure if you would get the bonus, if you never bought a pack, if you don`t get the bonus you are actually doubly screwed because you miss out, and also because you loose the badge of honor on a F2P Account. You can actually grieve players with these gifts and should ask if they ever purchased genesis crystal packs before you offer them freemos, because they might not be aware.
next video: if you breathe you get primogems
i breathe very regularly if anyone generous needed to know (834968183 asia btw)
If u die u get freemogems
if you're alive you get primogems
if u get bitches you get primos ( nobody including me gets any )
If u have qiqi u get freemogems
People with asthma will have less primogems
His wallet is crying in tears rn
i wish i met you
This was a really nice video. Good job!
If you ask me that i question, i would ask you back with the
'how many are we talking?'
“I’ll throw in a full blo-“💀
15:47 Bennet appearing during a five star pitty and then Mona appearing after was the highlight in the video 😂 that was so hilarious!
Bennett* there is no character named “bennet”
That one Layla main was so in character it hurt/pos
9:13 I can't💀The primogems😃
I’m not kidding on the literal first day of the banner being out I rolled and I got Yaoyao! 😂
I think I need to start accepting coop requests now 😢
Too bad I never crossed paths with you, sir. That would have made my day. XD
12:49 paikon: what the heck does that even mean???
the page he’s on to gift: *literally titled Top-Ups*
What is pupa
next video : if u walk u get primogems
Rip people in wheelchairs
“I’ll throw in a free blow- OH THEY SAID YES” had me on the floor
the way ur slowly losing sanity throughout the video HELP