I hope there's a scene where you're chatting up a squadmate and SAM is sarcastically critiquing your pick-up lines. Please tell me that sass technology isn't lost in the future!
The terms of our new arrangement were clearly explained to them, in English, and yet they still seemed to kick up a dreadful fuss when we took all their food. Still..... That's all over now.
"His beard is almost as bad as my attempt to go beard." Awh Mike, it's okay. We all know the one that can pull that off is only Andy. Or maybe Jane, Viking style.
I'm surprised Jane isn't holding the controls. Or is she merely the puppet master pulling the strings of her two puppets, Mike and Andy? CONSPIRACY THEORY!
Thanks for making the final days of waiting even harder, space jerks! From the wheel to the action, I'm so glad I took the risk of pre-order. See you guys in Andromeda
I love this channel so much, I can never manage to avoid cracking a smile, let alone hold in the laughter when these guys play. Always brightens my day, keep up the good work! :)
Did anyone else find it completely and suspiciously out of character for Mike to say "Don't headbutt the electric rock!"? I think Jane may have poisoned Mike for leaving her out of the first Mass Effect video...
"First contact with my bullets." Maybe Mike and Andy weren't our best choice in a Path Finder. Then again I think they beat the turians record for fastest start to a war.
So I'm guessing Jane isn't here because she is sick? and probably will be for the next week or two, depending on wheter or not she wants to see all the different endings.... of her illness.
He's not the most... menacing looking chap is he. Ideally we should send someone like Kratos or Jason Statham in, then no one would mess with humanity. ,they'd all bow down. I know what's going to happen to my Ryder, i'll be waiting with the hair clippers. Civilizations will bend to my will
Gotta say, the game did a much better job of "Dad dies and now you're in charge" than I expected. It was touching that he chose to die to make you Pathfinder, as opposed to, you know, his shuttle exploding for no reason.
As someone named Scott, I would like to know why everyone in media named Scott is a jerk. Now even when I hear someone named Scott get introduced, I think "great, now there's this guy"
Welcome to the Struggle Bus....All Aboard! We will be leaving in 6 days and 25 minutes... during this time please make sure all your carry-on baggage is stored properly in the over-head or under-seat compartments and sedative drips secured correctly to those transferring from the hype train
Franz Bauer he passed out because he was already suffocating. He didn't have time to take a few deep breaths because he dodo it unwillingly. That wouldn't be a problem if it was expected.
I demand Wrong Jeremy in Space. Also, I guess this begins the period of absenteeism and showerlessness from Jane that previous a Show of the Week episode foretold.
Can anyone help me out with a situation? I'm at the very end of mission two but when I go to the beacon there is no prompt to press anything. Is anyone else experiencing this? If so what can I do. I've tried restarting my console and reloading older saves but when I get to that spot nothing happens.
for fallout 4 i didnt find the need to customize the default characters since they looked fine. I HAVE TO CUSTOMIZE THE RYDERS, they need a touch up. That or enable always keep the helmet on option that i hated in older mass effects, but i find is necessary in this one.
Jane probably just checked the Oxbox page and realized you guys did a Mass Effect video without her. You hear that, you guys? It's her preparing her space death laser... aimed directly at you.
Is this recorded from Xbox One or PC with an Xbox controller? I think most of the footage they've shown has been on beastly rigs, just wondering what it looks like on Xbox. God I can't wait for this game.
I like how their plan seemed to be to start a colony on the very first planet they saw. "What's that the planet has flying rocks and spooky dark space clouds, too bad get used it too."
I like Andy and Mike immediately foreshadowing coming events. "You both definitely die". - Kirkland dies almost immediately on the planet. "Gonna fall launch on this planet. Face first". - Ryder smashes his helmet's front glass after crashing on the planet. "Dad's shuttle is going down". - Both shattles spectaculary crash on the planet. "Those three lasers gonna beam his head off." - Energy wave flushes out Ryders, and Dad dies. What are you hiding, guys?
Also, I'm willing to bet that when his sister wakes up, the dialogue will be pretty much like this: "you're the one that should've died, not dad" "you're such a daddy's little girl, he always loved you more than me" "Oh, he loved you! he choose you over me as pathfinder, and now you suck at it and doomed us all in this spaceship!" "they all think i'm dad, but i'm not my dad!" And then they'll probably make out, Cersei/Jaime style.
Then you'll get the dialogue wheel where you won't have the option to say "yes" or "no", but only to choose how to have sex: emotional/logical/casual/professional.
I take it Jane has just now gotten sick with newgamecomingoutitis and is definitely not at home playing Mass Effect Andromeda.
music0in0my0head how odd. She had a case of the former around the time Just Cause 3 came out. Guess the NHS isn't what she used to be, eh?
"Can you spit in my mouth?" Presumably Jerk Ryder's opening pick up line. Who said romance is dead....?
First look into Mass Effect: Andromeda, and you didn't include Jane?!
I'd fear for your lives, you two.
Isn't she still in space?
McMokus nah, she came back a while ago.
Nadir Bait Saleem Or so you think!🤔
No, no. Jane has locked herself in a room with her Xbox and Andromeda. We won't see her in Show of the Week. Probably.
I was going to say, how many tears is Jane crying outside the room at not being there.
I hope there's a scene where you're chatting up a squadmate and SAM is sarcastically critiquing your pick-up lines. Please tell me that sass technology isn't lost in the future!
Frederick Wyman Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, I'm taking notes on SAM's "The Do's and Don'ts of Flirting"
Frederick Wyman I hope
mike: don't headbut the electric rock
Andy: why?
no idea Andy I think mike is just being over cautious
1:59
Two minutes in and already a Tim Curry "SPACE!" joke.
Finished the game in 54 seconds . Finest speedruns from Oxbox .
"Can you spit in my mouth?" -Mike, 2017
This is my new message alert
"We tried being nice" - Every British officer in the 19th century.
We tried treaties too, never understood why they'd rebel...
Servitude!? It's called EMPLOYMENT, sir!
The terms of our new arrangement were clearly explained to them, in English, and yet they still seemed to kick up a dreadful fuss when we took all their food. Still..... That's all over now.
Pretty much hahaha
Is that Asari doctor in the first few minutes voiced by Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell)?
Renly Baratheon plays a character too
I bet Jane fainted from excitement and Mike and Andy are playing next to her unconscious body.
"Oh no, they killed Kirkwood! Kirkson? Kirkly? They killed that Kirk-guy! REVENGE!"
If Ryder senior is going to die, he should've been voiced by Sean Bean.
Mike: "Oh, wildlife..."
*shoots violently*
"His beard is almost as bad as my attempt to go beard."
Awh Mike, it's okay. We all know the one that can pull that off is only Andy.
Or maybe Jane, Viking style.
It was awesome meeting you guys at the event. Was pretty cool just sitting and talking with you guys. Keep up the great content
+MassEffectFollower Great to meet you too!
MassEffectFollower you got to meet them? lucky...
I am so jealous right now
this is like watching bevis and buthead do andromeda
"Somebody wake up Hicks." Andy, always with the Aliens references.
I'm surprised Jane isn't holding the controls. Or is she merely the puppet master pulling the strings of her two puppets, Mike and Andy? CONSPIRACY THEORY!
I would pay all the money to see you guys do a full let's play of this. Your commentary kills me, lol.
Either we or the videogame developers need to work through our daddy issues. This is kind of becoming a recurring theme in all plots.
Male Ryder gets Lady Garrus as an alien romance, but Fem Ryder gets Ivan Ooze. Not really a fair trade.
Ivan Ooze lol. I'll never not see that now.
Okay, Ashley.
Lucas M Lady Garrus?? For real? That's so fucking lame, I want male Garrus!
He's busy making calibrations.
+Felineaux He was too busy painting walls with Reaper blood back in the Milky Way to come. Hey, it's a living.
"Can you spit in my mouth?"
I think you need to put some more effort into the romancing before she'll do that.
"Can you spit in my mouth?" Now, that's a romance-able option.
Thanks for making the final days of waiting even harder, space jerks! From the wheel to the action, I'm so glad I took the risk of pre-order. See you guys in Andromeda
2:00 Omg 😂😂😂 That was the best reference. You guys slipped it in again
How can Scott Ryder's voice actor sound so much like Nolan North while not actually being Nolan North?
I love this channel so much, I can never manage to avoid cracking a smile, let alone hold in the laughter when these guys play. Always brightens my day, keep up the good work! :)
Did anyone else find it completely and suspiciously out of character for Mike to say "Don't headbutt the electric rock!"? I think Jane may have poisoned Mike for leaving her out of the first Mass Effect video...
"First contact with my bullets." Maybe Mike and Andy weren't our best choice in a Path Finder. Then again I think they beat the turians record for fastest start to a war.
I think Frank West may have worn an early prototype exosuit version of that armour in Dead Rising 4.
I love Mikes little 'take it to the chorus' quip that Andy seemed to ignore. I almost spit coffee all over my screen! :D
"Don't headbutt the electric rock." Because of you guys I feel like it took me way too long to realise this is not a normal thing to say
"Do you think Liam is... antibiotic?"
I see what you did there, Andy.
So I'm guessing Jane isn't here because she is sick? and probably will be for the next week or two, depending on wheter or not she wants to see all the different endings.... of her illness.
The voice actor is who voicing Scott Ryder sounds so much like Nolan North.
RIP Alec Ryder. He is the Heaven for BioWare tutorial level characters now.
This was hilarious. Picturing in my minds eye poor Ryder's frozen beard shattering as he steps out of his cryo pod :D :D.
your commentary is so so good, i can't wait for the next parts.
Sorry I can't go be a pathfinder and explorer and "murder where no one has murdered before" with out my cup of coffee
I want you to know, Andy, that your "Aliens" reference was not lost on me. Keep up the good work.
I want to watch this, but I'm so worried about spoilers that I'm going to wait until after I've played. 3/21/17, get here quickly!!!
Cant come fast enough, can it
I really want to get this game at launch but judging by the footage I've seen so far my CPU would melt before i got to character creation...
Ohmygosh the banter is quality here
Wouldn't it be easier to have each Ark have a mix of species onboard? That way if all but one is lost, the rest won't be extinct?
loved the commentary, you guys are hilarious!
"If you have red hair, you'll die immediately." Remind me not to sign up for the Pathfinder project... (may still risk it though, hehe.)
Is dad voiced by Clancy Brown? Also, "Can you spit in my mouth?" is my new catch phrase. Thank you, Mike.
He's not the most... menacing looking chap is he. Ideally we should send someone like Kratos or Jason Statham in, then no one would mess with humanity. ,they'd all bow down. I know what's going to happen to my Ryder, i'll be waiting with the hair clippers. Civilizations will bend to my will
Gotta say, the game did a much better job of "Dad dies and now you're in charge" than I expected. It was touching that he chose to die to make you Pathfinder, as opposed to, you know, his shuttle exploding for no reason.
looks like the outside exbox crew learned first contact by Jame T Kirk
As someone named Scott, I would like to know why everyone in media named Scott is a jerk. Now even when I hear someone named Scott get introduced, I think "great, now there's this guy"
'Flourishes are never unnecessary'...That's the tagline of Darth 'emerges-from-dry-ice-cape-billowing-with-no-wind' Vader XD
so basically we play the badguys who invade planets and kill the inhabitants?
Can't get over the fact that your Ryder looks like Elijah Wood.
I. Must. Resist. The. Urge. To. Watch. This. Video.
Dammit.
this is the exact process i went through
The struggle is real
You realise there are ways to make sure games aren't shit in spoiler-free ways, right? Like... reviews?
Welcome to the Struggle Bus....All Aboard!
We will be leaving in 6 days and 25 minutes...
during this time please make sure all your carry-on baggage is stored properly in the over-head or under-seat compartments and sedative drips secured correctly to those transferring from the hype train
10:54 Well, if FTL taught me anything, ionization means systems are down. So pretty bad for a spaceship, yeah.
The foreshadowing in this video is amazing!
A Westworld reference? This channel keeps getting better and better!
I want to watch it, but I don't want to spoil myself...
You didn't have time to finish the sentence "It's fine I've got a shield!" Before that grenade exploded. XD
While Mike and Andy were exploring earth 7 in a video game, Jane was busy exploring planets in real life.
Why didn't they share the helmet. Put it on take a few regular breaths and one deep breath and then swap it.
Franz Bauer he passed out because he was already suffocating. He didn't have time to take a few deep breaths because he dodo it unwillingly. That wouldn't be a problem if it was expected.
That, and Plot.
Mike mid-combat at 18:27 was the best "None of these guys look romanceable at all..."
I demand Wrong Jeremy in Space.
Also, I guess this begins the period of absenteeism and showerlessness from Jane that previous a Show of the Week episode foretold.
So is there any reason why Scot and his father did not share the helmet?
Plot.
I exploded that whole damn planet looking for Greer. As well as finding every building and dying a lot.
Mike is amazing at guessing what will happen. *QUICK,ask him what the next star wars story is*
"New earth"
*screams* DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!
"I'll just go offline until next week to avoid spoilers" "oh, an oxbox video" and where is Jane? training biotics?
I didn't know this "spit into my mouth" part of Mike. Guess he's full of surprises.
This was awesome. This has got me way more excited for Andromeda than I was before.
So.... Can planets get cancer?
When it's infected by a terraforming energy cloud used by space crusader walnuts, I mean... probably?
Aquarium 7512 LMFAO XD
Depends, how much Filthy Frank videos can you post to the Extranet?
It's called humans
Lachlan Bold yes.
Literally 2 minutes until the obligatory Command and Conquer reference. New record?
Seeing this gameplay, is my Ryder the only one that has a permanent smirk on his face?
the dad was so noble i asked "when is he going to die then?" and i called it
I'm excited for this to continue your chemistry when just being aloud to free roam is great
Towards the end, I didn't care about the game. It was a blast watching/hearing you two play!
Nicely done mate.
so what do you think alec's last words were?
lol do they have a hairdresser on board
***** hahaa. I don't understand why games do this lol
Nick And yet generic female Ryder is the most unattractive thing in the game
I know I'm customizing the hell out of her
Good news then, I've seen some pretty good looking custom Ryders
Can anyone help me out with a situation? I'm at the very end of mission two but when I go to the beacon there is no prompt to press anything. Is anyone else experiencing this? If so what can I do. I've tried restarting my console and reloading older saves but when I get to that spot nothing happens.
Yes, 301 Club! Wait, am I on the right channel?
for fallout 4 i didnt find the need to customize the default characters since they looked fine. I HAVE TO CUSTOMIZE THE RYDERS, they need a touch up. That or enable always keep the helmet on option that i hated in older mass effects, but i find is necessary in this one.
this is an awesome video!
Jane probably just checked the Oxbox page and realized you guys did a Mass Effect video without her.
You hear that, you guys? It's her preparing her space death laser... aimed directly at you.
I love the commentary!
Is this recorded from Xbox One or PC with an Xbox controller? I think most of the footage they've shown has been on beastly rigs, just wondering what it looks like on Xbox. God I can't wait for this game.
Kirk and Greer, isn't this a trek reference?
I like how their plan seemed to be to start a colony on the very first planet they saw. "What's that the planet has flying rocks and spooky dark space clouds, too bad get used it too."
ha
Oh my God... IT'S A NEW MASS EFFECT! Didn't think I'd live to see the day.
I think the mass effect Andromeda trailer said it correctly
"I've been waiting 600 years for this"
Dude, that bread has enough preservatives to mummify a small dog.
lol, Lexi's face when the gravity reset, big frownie face....... that face thou, when she looks at him, anybody other than me notice?
God.... All of OX are sociopaths! I thought it was just jane before this video!
I like Andy and Mike immediately foreshadowing coming events.
"You both definitely die". - Kirkland dies almost immediately on the planet.
"Gonna fall launch on this planet. Face first". - Ryder smashes his helmet's front glass after crashing on the planet.
"Dad's shuttle is going down". - Both shattles spectaculary crash on the planet.
"Those three lasers gonna beam his head off." - Energy wave flushes out Ryders, and Dad dies.
What are you hiding, guys?
haha just 4 or 5 minutes in and i remember how much i love this channel.
I really like how they all took the death of the father seriously.
Also, I'm willing to bet that when his sister wakes up, the dialogue will be pretty much like this:
"you're the one that should've died, not dad"
"you're such a daddy's little girl, he always loved you more than me"
"Oh, he loved you! he choose you over me as pathfinder, and now you suck at it and doomed us all in this spaceship!"
"they all think i'm dad, but i'm not my dad!"
And then they'll probably make out, Cersei/Jaime style.
oh yeah
hopefully the last thing
Dead parent disease everybody, heroes needs angst, it's definitely on the checklist for protagonist creation.
Napoleon637 angsty twincest gets ratings
Then you'll get the dialogue wheel where you won't have the option to say "yes" or "no", but only to choose how to have sex: emotional/logical/casual/professional.
Can't wait for the comparison countdown of butt plates that can't muster up to Andromeda's tech.
I really don't want the beginning spoiled for me. Could you release some gameplay footage of non-story missions, with a bit of exploration thrown in?
I couldn't find Greer, in my game he's still stuck in that damn cave xD
In my defense it was a pretty well hidden cave (?)