Hydrogen sulfide is produced by more than just farts. They aren't worried about 1000 people farting at once but they are worried about some sort of manufacturing incident
I've literally heard someone describe that kind of olfactory paralysis in response to a fart, followed by an unbearable burning sensation in the nostrils. The fart came from a horse that died soon after.
Picturing the lab rats in lab rat heaven chatting about how they bought it. "What about you, Bob, no scars or bruising and you're young & fit? What happened?" "Well I knew things were dodgy when I heard that we were being transferred to the CIA..."
“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella” -Sun Tzu, The Fart of War Edit: the reply section on this comment is a fricking gold mine CREDIT TO: Zwist4
@bruh bruh whoa hold your horses, did you not see the senate completely vote on partisan lines? I saw republicans cower out of investigating the Jan.6th insurrection, (wonder why duh doi) even watched a clip of Matt Gaetz getting his ass spanked by a General. The democrats may not be perfect, but please, if you aren’t joining the dark side, don’t assist them by attacking Bernie. He’s like the one guy who has actually been voicing and working his ass off for DECADES. His entire life he has been trying to get the rich to pay their share. Bernie can fight a bot head on and win, because he will repeat himself until the bots implode.
@bruh bruh $3M isn’t too much, it’s not enough. I’m not quite to a billion, yet, but well on my way. I’m also just a normal guy with a humble life who helps a lot of people with my wealth. Wealth isn’t the problem, poor character is.
I guess I did till now. When I hear OSHA my mind goes blank. I knew a sous chef named Osha. Hard to ignore it when it isn’t an acronym that means pain in the ass regulatory body.
@@chinmaymahawar4474 No, because the concentration will remain the same as everyone has 1ppm H2S. Yes you're increasing the H2S but also increasing the other particles amounts, therefore ratios stay the same and it's the same concentration..
This is a UA-cam video so he’s saying “fart” because it’s fun. You know hydrogen sulfide is, like, a chemical present in the world? OSHA is an organisation that works with the safety of things present in the world, including chemicals. Also there’s no reason to assume they did the research themselves, because there are many other organisations and individuals in the world that work with things present in the world including chemicals.
Clearly, judging by the chart of how much your farts would need to smell to kill a man, incredibly important, extremely necessary, very serious buisiness
𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 *Flatulence* is defined in the medical literature as "flatus expelled through the anus" or the "quality or state of being flatulent", which is defined in turn as "marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence".
Karl marx: its the 1% radical leftists: tear down statues of everyone and anything the mob thinks represent racist attitudes, including statues commemorating the end of slavery, Karl Marx-a clear-cut racist-has evaded the woke mob’s wrath. 😂😂😂😂
I was friends with a guy that lived on eggs and Tecate. I don't know the scientific ratio of what he was passing as "gas", but it would make us gag. lol
@@maciejsucharzewski3167 "and shit" in this context could well be literal. Maybe he's had a bad case of the runs for the last 4 weeks and that was the inspiration for this vid.
Michael was a pioneer in fast scene changing video's Here on UA-cam and the fast scene changing that is not annoying and looks the same as when done in a movie scene he did this with V-SAUCE when he started that channel and then tons copied his video formula or format with the fast scene changing either back an fourth from him to the subject or object he is talking about or a fast changing scene from one thing to something completely different and he made it look good and that is why similar channels like V-SAUCE started copying his video format.
chances of being killed by a farts are low but never zero
ua-cam.com/video/i3560RBklL0/v-deo.html
@@ManLikeEddy i don’t like that
@@ManLikeEddy Drove the point across
@Fureori actually they're zero because you're a nobody compared to actual political figures
@@ManLikeEddy I mean hitler was a failed artist selling postcards in germany
Another great conversation opener! Thanks Michael!
I know right. Will meet old friend on Friday. He will be amazed how my small talk skills have improved
lol
@@zyclo Better stop obviously indirectly begging for it so it happens more often, then.
jordyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@photonicpizza1466 don't even try, he's spamming the same comment all over,
OSHA really out here regulating our farts.
They regulate the chemical, because a lot of workplaces can expose you to this chemical from sources other than farts.
This is exactly where I want my tax money to go
I know this is a joke, but this chart that is shown in the video would be for like gas leaks and stuff to make sure you know the danger of leaks.
💀
Is this why Taco Bell has so many OSHA violations?
Just then, 1000-2000 dads felt the need to gather in a circle.
Same concentration. You need them all to fart into one butt. Then the megafart can be unleashed.
Probably more like 400
beans
Vsauce: “According to OSHA”
Me: Why is OSHA studying farts in the workplace?
Why is OSHA
Why
Because they're not going to look into anything actually serious, that would eat into their kickbacks.
Hydrogen sulfide is produced by more than just farts. They aren't worried about 1000 people farting at once but they are worried about some sort of manufacturing incident
Suddenly, dads around the world took this as a challenge
Oh boy
I hear my dad laughing in the distance
@@jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 your name depresses me
YOU KNOW IT
For me It would be my mom
“If that fart was mine, you’d be dead”
-Shrek
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today.
The fart increaser-inator
2000
“It’s the 1% that causes the trouble” - Bernie Sanders probably
lol
I had the same thought. DAMN YOU, ONE PERCENT!!!
DINKLE BERG
Jews
@@sdsd2e2321 smartest Kanye fan
Imagine seeing this guy at a store just talking into his phone about farts
It's his studio not a store
@@Rilayy I go to buy his things. So that's a store
*store too
@@captainaryan26 wow didn't know you could buy stuff in his studio 👏🏻
@@Rilayy stop ruining the joke
I've literally heard someone describe that kind of olfactory paralysis in response to a fart, followed by an unbearable burning sensation in the nostrils.
The fart came from a horse that died soon after.
It put all its remaining life into that fart
@@jestice7596TIL souls are made out of hydrogen sulphide.
@@jestice7596 nah bro, it farted out it’s soul
God damn that horse really died from its own ass
That horse enchanted that fart with its soul.
*Farts aggresively* "mmm, sweet"
That got me wheezing
I am embarrassed yet required to report that sweet farts are a thing
So Shrek wasn't kidding when he said
"If it were one of mine, ye'd be dead!"
😂😂
I don't know why i did the voice while reading this 😂😂
@@Emmanuel-pg7vo Same lmaooo
@@iiGORO333 YESSS 🤣🤣🤣
@@Emmanuel-pg7vo I did the same dunno why but was extremely funny lmfao 🤣
"Sir, this is a McDonald's"
Underrated
Don't you mean Wendy's?
“Sir this is a Taco Bell”
Me: Exactly
No this is Patrick
McDonald’s is on the list.
New fear unlocked: farts
"it wasn't me"
*says to a corpse
"According to OSHA..."
Osha always sticking their nose where it doesn't belong
"sticking their nose where it doesn't belong"
I don't know of this was intentional or accidentally but that was amazing
@@OptimisticNihilist15 buddy… that’s the entire joke
And yet you just said it has the potential to save a life
@@OptimisticNihilist15 Hello fellow Kurzgesagt profile picture!
@@thatotherandrew_ why do they call their channel "kurzgesagt" it's a german word?
Time to train for 50 years until I master the deadly fart.
r/blursedcomments
Not like anything that concerns vsauce is not blursed.
Aw no way I didn’t know you watched vsauce, I’m subscribed to you
@Noah Wilson if you cultivate enough you can do it
@@mr.cauliflower3536 All paths lead to the great dao.
@@thegreenxeno9430 all i know is this is some weird Taoist shit. But it's a funi meme
The "Nearly-instant-death" fart got me 😂
Vsuace is that kind of guy who would say the Earth is actually the same size as the sun.
"Fart" means "speed" in Swedish, so all swedish roads have a fart limit.
And remember: It’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smäll.
@@TheOnlyEru Nice
@@TheOnlyEru wait, what does smäll means
So that's how fart kills😂
@@ryann7741 apparently it means "bang, slap, whack".
Source: Google Translate, so it may not be correct.
"You're either a smart fella or a fart smella"
- Sun Tzu
Are bhai bhai bhai..🤣🤣🤣
Elite comment
Holy shit, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day
fArT SmElLa
Underrated*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vsauce:My phone's at 10 percent let me make a video before it dies, ohh yeah I learned about farts the other day.
Blud took silent but deadly to a whole other level 💀💀💀
Now i know how the world will end...
Something that is Silent, but Violent..
Not with a bang, but with a silent fart
@@fostena I don't think it will be silent
I love it when I get the notification “Someone subbed to you” and “Someone liked your comment 👍,”.
You know the rules, so do I .
Man buying cereal an aisle away:
Michael: "I call it the FART LIMIT."
I gotta be somewhere else.
hey you have the same name and pfp as me before!
this is not a grocery store lol
@@ihateavocados I never said it was. Its an example of his absurdity that's often unexpected.
It's Vsauce office, he has shown it before in some video
The complete mood change when he paralyzed had me dying laughing 😭
I lost it at him actually saying fart limit lol
The fact that the "insta kill" option is scientificially proven just fucking kills me xD
Picturing the lab rats in lab rat heaven chatting about how they bought it.
"What about you, Bob, no scars or bruising and you're young & fit? What happened?"
"Well I knew things were dodgy when I heard that we were being transferred to the CIA..."
it insta kills you… like a powerful fart 😳
@@WillBravoNotEvil the implication that there's different heavens for rats and lab rats tho xd
Damn, I can’t believe that Farts could be used as a military weapon in the future
@@t48th24 they were probably already used by the germans in WW1.
everyone's laughing at the fart gun from despicable me but gru knows his science
Top 10 time travallers,who invented the future
Gru is hot
This funny
I love the idea that Gru created a gun designed to cause olfactory paralysis and near instant death
I think Dr. Nefario designed that not Gru
V-Sauce out of context youtubers will be having a field day with this one.
Ty Vsauce. U made me Laugh so hard with that end even now that I feel so helpless. Keep up brother u are awesome ^^
He answered a question literally nobody asked and I cannot thank him enough for it.
Ok
Ok
@@WetAdek nice pfp
@@JorgeGomez-hx5uu Totoro fart
*did we ask* _well_ no
*did we appreciate* _well_ yes
“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella” -Sun Tzu, The Fart of War
Edit: the reply section on this comment is a fricking gold mine
CREDIT TO: Zwist4
😂😂
Underrated 💀
Nice one
"you're either a smart fella or ded"
-Vsauce
😂😂☠️
Thank goodness I thought I was going to go through life without knowing the answer to this question
"It's the 1 percent that causes the trouble"
*-Comrade Vsauce*
I tried looking it up but didn't find anything. What does the one percent mean? What or who is it?
@@Guitarplayer7253 The richest 1% in this world hoards all the wealth. That’s what it means.
@@Guitarplayer7253 lmao
Dogs are rubbish
@@marker52 We shall feast on the marrow of their bones.
God was like, “ it’s going to be hilarious when they figure this out.”
Yeah lol, it's like an Easter egg or a broken secret feature that he gave us
Bigger twist...there is no God.
@@deanwhite6741 there is only fart..
@@deanwhite6741 that would be kinda sad i dont wanna just die and close my eyes forever a cycle of reincarnation would be cool tho
@@Dexalium Naa that sounds horrible. I like to think about it like a light switch.
The description is hilariously smart
Imagine farting and then the people in the room just Thanos snap out of existence 💀
"It's the one percent that causes the trouble"
*Bernie Sanders has entered the chat*
Well, he's only going after the 0.1% now to exclude himself from the angry mobs he tries so desperately to incite.
Based
@bruh bruh Bernie Sanders is worth 3 million. He’s not the problem. It’s the guy worth 3 billion
@bruh bruh whoa hold your horses, did you not see the senate completely vote on partisan lines? I saw republicans cower out of investigating the Jan.6th insurrection, (wonder why duh doi) even watched a clip of Matt Gaetz getting his ass spanked by a General. The democrats may not be perfect, but please, if you aren’t joining the dark side, don’t assist them by attacking Bernie. He’s like the one guy who has actually been voicing and working his ass off for DECADES. His entire life he has been trying to get the rich to pay their share. Bernie can fight a bot head on and win, because he will repeat himself until the bots implode.
@bruh bruh $3M isn’t too much, it’s not enough. I’m not quite to a billion, yet, but well on my way. I’m also just a normal guy with a humble life who helps a lot of people with my wealth. Wealth isn’t the problem, poor character is.
"How did he die?"
"He farted, silently"
True. A fart is aoe and the sender isn't immune...
So you could commit fart suicide...
@@brazenh2836 wouldn’t that be extremely genius of a person wanting to commit suicide 🤣
@@charred1010 *sickeningly sweet*
@@jacobn.3387 until it smelled like nothing
Lol
"silent but deadly"
Me now realizing why people die after I fart. 😂💀
Daddy Vsauce taking advantage of youtube shorts
Kinda Sussy you know that?
I’ve been digging at you for 10 years, I will break you someday
U taking advantage of being verified
and u taking advantage on youtube comment sections
and u taking advantage on youtube comment sections
Are we all gonna ignore the fact that osha has fart safety protocol
Yes, I will be that guy.
It's not about farts, it's about workers in chemical facilities.
www.osha.gov/hydrogen-sulfide/hazards
No
I guess I did till now. When I hear OSHA my mind goes blank. I knew a sous chef named Osha. Hard to ignore it when it isn’t an acronym that means pain in the ass regulatory body.
That was the first thing I thought of. "OSHA? Why??"
@@thetruthexperiment Rules suck, eh ?
"It's the 1% that causes the trouble,"
And either way it's just old farts.
"Typical fart"?
Hold my beer
Pull my finger
"It's the 1% that causes the trouble."
Based Michael.
A troublesome 1% AND deadly gasses? I've seen this before...
1% of the farts cause 99%of the problem
He took 2 red pills this morning
@@Space_Parrot oh no
jej
“I call it the fart limit” - I’m dead 💀
Oke
Asteromorphs:I have no such weaknesses
Death by fart...
She detected 1000 ppm
🪦 😂 ⚰️ 🤣
Dr Nefario better upgrade those fart guns
one second you're eating taco bell and the next you're being charged with manslaughter
“So your the punk I heard about”
*fart with reverb*
Titan: *dies instantly*
Why I see a lots of Megamind memes these days lmao.
Sto p people are gonna see this and start drawing fetish art xD
Sto p people are gonna see this and start drawing fetish art xD
*nearly instantly
*you're
The real question is, “what if everyone in the world farted at the same time?”
You might be onto something there
Mother nature will not be pleased
The earth would collapse or maybe we'll unlock the secret of the universe
We'll according to vsauce at least 1% of the entire human race would die...
😳💦
Never tell them your next move 🤣🤣☠️👍
Silent but deadly has an entirely new meaning now💀
Michael: “It would smell like nothing.”
Me: “Oh, nice.”
Michael: “-immediate olfactory paralysis.”
Me: “OH.”
I know right? 😂
That just means you can't smell anymore lol
What is an Immediate olfactory paralysis??
@@damian._.grmaden Your nose would stop working
That's enough internet for the week lmao wtf did just watch
Funnily enough “fart” translates to “speed” in Swedish, so a “fart limit” is something that we hear on a regular basis. (Fartgräns)
Never heard of anything like a speed limit B)
Wow xD
I visited Denmark a few years ago and was always caught off guard by the fart signs they have too
I thought it mean "drive" or "driving"
*Swedish accent* fart-u liemet
silent but deadly 100% very accurate
"I don't wanna say you smell bad... But entering the sams room as you gave me instantanious olfactory paralysis" 😂
"Silent butt deadly"
Lmao wtf
The door is to your left
@@number1kenyan 😂😂
Blade trinity?
Let yourself out
1000-2000 times stronger: "Nearly instant death"
Holy shit
Does this mean that if 1000-2000 people farted at the same time then at least one of them will die instantly
@@chinmaymahawar4474 if they were condensed into a tiny space, then yea
@@chinmaymahawar4474 No, because the concentration will remain the same as everyone has 1ppm H2S. Yes you're increasing the H2S but also increasing the other particles amounts, therefore ratios stay the same and it's the same concentration..
H2S is brutal
@@Rahat-tw8vg except h2s displaces oxygen, so it could theoretically accumulate to a lethal concentration
this one had me dying
Now that's called a deadly fart.
This is the thing that supervillain would say while the hero is tied up.
Edit: how did this get so many likes?
"so I invented the 'silent fart 2000', which will be your doom"
@@fenderb125 The "Despicable Me Fart Gun".
lol
"You sly dog, you caught me monolauging! *pfffffffft*"
Thats why Vaas was sooo good.
I mean look at this:
Vaas
Vsauce
It explains it self
Braap
“According to OSHA”
Ummm… what exactly has OSHA been doing with their money??
Questionable things
@acidentlylibertarian
Exactly my thoughts. I guess farts are an occupational hazard?
This is a UA-cam video so he’s saying “fart” because it’s fun. You know hydrogen sulfide is, like, a chemical present in the world? OSHA is an organisation that works with the safety of things present in the world, including chemicals. Also there’s no reason to assume they did the research themselves, because there are many other organisations and individuals in the world that work with things present in the world including chemicals.
Clearly, judging by the chart of how much your farts would need to smell to kill a man, incredibly important, extremely necessary, very serious buisiness
1000 people get in a room for one mission:
Seeing "nearly instant death" makes me giggle 😂
Imagine dying to a fart then your gravestone just says “whoever smelt it dealt it”
الي شمها عمها نسخة الاجانب
he smelled death xzddddddlozlorooolfllolz
"Ye who smelt it hath dealt it"
Gravestones don't list how someone died. That's a lie.
@@cjsomething4995 if thou denied it thence thou supplied it
So if our farts were 100x stronger, the phrase 'till death do us fart' would be said at every wedding?
I hate and love you...
𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
*Flatulence* is defined in the medical literature as "flatus expelled through the anus" or the "quality or state of being flatulent", which is defined in turn as "marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence".
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stfu
x1000
Till fart do we part.
This took the "I don't always fart, but when I do..." meme to another level
Me: *Chuckles maniacally while I add to my fart jar collection*.
"it's the 1% that causes the trouble"
Based vsauce
As in lil b based?
@@johnathan1737 No, as in Comrade Michael based
Filthy soviets
Despite making only 13%
@@johnathan1737 based on what
"Vsauce. Michael here."
"Have you ever wondered how to murder someone tracelssly?"
You forgot the "hey" in the beginning
If you sit on someones nose and fart would the person you are sitting on die?
@@SiegeNoob289 top 10 deadly kink
@@c4ncer781 lmaooo
ua-cam.com/video/i3560RBklL0/v-deo.html
Me going into the bathroom after my dad:
It's always the 13% that causes more than 50% of the trouble
The 1% really does make the fresh air stink for the rest of us
"It's the one percent that causes the trouble" - Karl Marx.
Underrated comment.
@@tynj4173 Based comment.
Glory to Marx
@@tynj4173 eh had had massive effects on History
Karl marx: its the 1%
radical leftists: tear down statues of everyone and anything the mob thinks represent racist attitudes, including statues commemorating the end of slavery, Karl Marx-a clear-cut racist-has evaded the woke mob’s wrath. 😂😂😂😂
I was friends with a guy that lived on eggs and Tecate. I don't know the scientific ratio of what he was passing as "gas", but it would make us gag. lol
Ok.
ok dad
You 😂 used to listen and smell his farts? Wtf
@@adyabagchi9830 0.o have you never been in the same room or vehicle with another person? Kind of impossible to avoid if someone farts in the car.
What’s tecate
I remember MatPat talking and covering this!
Imagine if someone pisses you off and you just unleash a ×100 fart and paralyse them
Family member: 'How did he die, doctor?'
Doctor: 'Fart attack'
I laughed so damn hard💀😂
Fart attack
Poor Terry
STOOOP lmaoo
*sir you may have to put that Taco aside*
"Yo, let's have a fart contest" "Aight"
4 days later..
"Today were gathered here to remember our friend which has passed."
Passed gas
Lolol
@@jamesfalk7789 haaaaaaaaa 🤣😭
_"passed"_
"Tell them a tiger ate me up i don't want them to know i died cuz i farted"
I love reading the other symptoms as just the reactions to ever and ever more noxious farts, ending in "nearly instant death" 😂
100% of the info that comes out of Michael's mouth is outstanding!
"What if we use 100% of our brain?"
The end result:
You mean 100% of our farts? Yep...
Epileptic shock?
“It’s the 1% that causes the trouble”
The real world and farts are not much different
epic reply sup gamers
Was legit just about to post this
Based
libtard spotted
Even though nearly every innovation was carried out by those who became the 1%?
The fact that I just farted 💀
Someone at OSHA is researching the most important risk to workers... farts...😂😂😂
Bout time we had a video on something important.
E
E
RE
E sux
E
Vsauce: *suddenly show up after 4 weeks* Your farts could actually kill someone
He's like those kung-fu masters that isolate themselves on like mountains and shit and then come back 4 yrs later with the truths of the universe
It's vital information
I love it when I get the notification “Someone subbed to you” and “Someone liked your comment 👍,”.
@@maciejsucharzewski3167 "and shit" in this context could well be literal. Maybe he's had a bad case of the runs for the last 4 weeks and that was the inspiration for this vid.
Or could they?
The fact that OSHA has to say this is concerning.
So, how did you die?
Oh, by a fart
So if someone dies by your fart will you be charged with voluntary fartslaughter?
Fartslaughter is one of my new favorite made-up words.
yes, yes you would LMAOO
underrated
Voluntary Manfarter
Not if the fart was involuntary
I can’t get over the fact that he’s referencing OSHA of all authorities on fart limits. That’s really getting my goat
Air quality standards 🙃🦧
OSHA has control over many things including the oil field, and we experience h2s a lot out here, nothing to play with...
fr
Are u made of copper and tellurium.....
Edp☝🏽
The lethal fart calculation has been completed
This is one of my favourite Vsauce videos, I come back to it regularly
"the murder is complicated your Honor"
Your honor the plaintif pleads:
"Whomever has smelt it hath undoubtedly dealt it"
@@dragon67849judge: so it must have been a silent killer right?
Right?
@@Jinglebells197 I hear they say the killer was gone like the wind.......
My client wants to drink bleach
The way Micheal escalates so quickly is almost endearing.
Michael woo ua-cam.com/users/shortsSZz3MK9p_tE?feature=share
Michael was a pioneer in fast scene changing video's Here on UA-cam and the fast scene changing that is not annoying and looks the same as when done in a movie scene he did this with V-SAUCE when he started that channel and then tons copied his video formula or format with the fast scene changing either back an fourth from him to the subject or object he is talking about or a fast changing scene from one thing to something completely different and he made it look good and that is why similar channels like V-SAUCE started copying his video format.
I guess I'm not going to Taco bell
It's h2s, it's a dangerous Gas made from decaying matter, found on oil drilling and producing locations, also known as devils breath.
@@Chaoseweebedits Dipper sure will tho
It should be called farts per million
“…I call it the fart limit. According to OSHA…”