Now that's what I call relationship goals! 😂 She knows Jeff’s about to do some wild stuff, so she’s got her priorities in check: 'Are you okay?' before the chaos starts! Wishing them both plenty of calm moments... or at least a few less dramatic ones!
Basic Parenting For Modern Times: Remember: Before you send your unsuspecting toddler down the slide face first, be sure to have your phone set to record.
How do you expect to see more absolutely dump people every day on this channel? Because of stupid parents. Who is more focused to filming their childs than teaching them well.
ey grumpy, maybe it was just making a clip because it's one of the first slides they do their own..... lemme guess no parrent otherwise you have alot to learn ;) OR you dont do funn things with youre kids. sorry to be rude lightbulb, but youre reaction asked for it....!
Did you even watch the clip? The child 100% made that choice on their own. The parent didn't 'send' them anywhere. And that's how it's SUPPOSED to be. You let your child do what they're gonna do, especially if it's not gonna hurt them, and reassure them when they do it wrong. The child wasn't harmed in any way, and maybe they learned how to go down a slide properly for next time. If you micro-manage and don't let them learn, they'll grow up dependent on you - and yes, it really does start from that young an age.
Why do people use machetes to try and remove the corks from the bottles if it almost always doesn’t work, most videos just show them breaking instantly
It's from a time when bottles didn't have the modern machine-thickened neck. A Cavalry trick in the Officer's Mess using the sword, but it was a smooth neck back then so it worked fine.
It is a trick that trained professionals can do, and everybody thinks they do not need to be trained. What theyvare trying to do is cut the neck off the bottle. The pressure of the champagne prevents the glass shards from entering the bottle. If you do it wrong, the bottle explodes from the pressure.
@@jaysenparsons4672 my comment wasn’t to fix anything. Just to point out people as parents, setting up their kids, for failure. Regardless, how could I fix that in the first place?
Somehow, i think the Universe didn't want Jeff and Co to have that meal😂. You can also tell that he isn't very fond of the dogs because Co thinks he's going to start yelling cuz a dog made him kinda lose his balance 😂
these videos are always a roller coaster of “oh, gods, i actually feel sympathetic for that guy” and “okay, well, that’s what happens when you’re more obsessed with recording every moment of your life for the internet”. it’s like there’s a switch for my empathy being toggled at rapid speeds.
That guy on the sheet of ice stayed upright a lot longer than I thought he was going to.
3:43 this woman knows Jeff well and has her priorities straight! "Before you start yelling are you okay"
Now that's what I call relationship goals! 😂 She knows Jeff’s about to do some wild stuff, so she’s got her priorities in check: 'Are you okay?' before the chaos starts! Wishing them both plenty of calm moments... or at least a few less dramatic ones!
I think he does dumb shit like that a lot and screams at other people for it.
Lots of drama
A little glimpse into life with Jeff.
@@Artofficial1986 In his defence, that wasn't his fault. The dog tripped him up
0:23 the Chola smacking the Cholo is priceless 😂
Sounded like that Chevy cut a big wet fart.😮
And she doesn't have the seatbelt on... What did you expect in a Lowrider duh
Jeff, before you start yelling, are you okay?
I'm fine I'm fine 😂😂😂😂
As okay as I can be.
Bro rolled his ankle at the home office computer, peak athleticism.
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i have a weird feeling that some people are convinced that a ladder has more functions like swiss army knife.
I think this series should be titled "Are you OK?"
Or... how much have you had to drink?
Or, " 'No one was harmed.' took a vacation day."
Basic Parenting For Modern Times: Remember: Before you send your unsuspecting toddler down the slide face first, be sure to have your phone set to record.
How do you expect to see more absolutely dump people every day on this channel?
Because of stupid parents.
Who is more focused to filming their childs than teaching them well.
What do you think happened prior to cellphones? Kids will tumble when playing at the park, guarantee.
ey grumpy, maybe it was just making a clip because it's one of the first slides they do their own..... lemme guess no parrent otherwise you have alot to learn ;) OR you dont do funn things with youre kids. sorry to be rude lightbulb, but youre reaction asked for it....!
Did you even watch the clip? The child 100% made that choice on their own. The parent didn't 'send' them anywhere. And that's how it's SUPPOSED to be. You let your child do what they're gonna do, especially if it's not gonna hurt them, and reassure them when they do it wrong. The child wasn't harmed in any way, and maybe they learned how to go down a slide properly for next time. If you micro-manage and don't let them learn, they'll grow up dependent on you - and yes, it really does start from that young an age.
IKR that was awful to watch such cruel apathy
“I have a broken sink”. That’s the price you pay for always making videos of yourself.
1:40 I thought he was going to hit his face against the glass a second time when picking up his phone 😂
0:25 homegirl went full Chicana mode on him
The woman stuck in the chair was the funniest.
“No one was harmed”
YES THEY WERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
its so stupid saying that,as we all know most are badly injured, lol
Haha, I was rooting for that Jeep to get inside that truck 😂😂😂
In the ER we call them “hold my beer” admissions.
5:34 this iPhone identifies as Nokia 3310
Judging by the gentle head clap, I think the lady in the bouncing car really appreciate the ride!
1:19 He screams HILFE, HILFE. It's the german word for HELP, HELP. He's not screaming AVA AVA...
I'm 99% sure this channel started using AI generated subtitles.
Many of the subtitles on these videos leave you scratching your head
The way that jeep was rejected by the moving truck😂😂😂😂
The back to the stairs is always a hard one to watch. Those hurt like hell 🍻
Same, i hate seeing people slip on stairs or concrete
0:38 "I say 8 stitches" *gets 9*
Dogs always seem to get under foot at just the right time.
only if you have no situational awareness and are pretty clumsy. I've had dogs my whole life and never ran into this problem
There were definitely some people harmed in this one
def in most where they slip and fall on their back
Such an original, insightful comment!
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yer ottergraph? @@donniev8181
There are a bunch of failarmy videos where no one was harmed
There were definitely some stupid people in this one
That group of rollerbladers in the tunnel was pure chaos! 😂
8:28 that dogs got a big unit lol
8:12 - There goes dinner. Look at him hoppin away!
It amazes me as a society how uncoordinated most people are
Dude on the swing knocked tfo.
Why do people use machetes to try and remove the corks from the bottles if it almost always doesn’t work, most videos just show them breaking instantly
It's from a time when bottles didn't have the modern machine-thickened neck. A Cavalry trick in the Officer's Mess using the sword, but it was a smooth neck back then so it worked fine.
Sabre, not a Macheté.
It is a trick that trained professionals can do, and everybody thinks they do not need to be trained.
What theyvare trying to do is cut the neck off the bottle. The pressure of the champagne prevents the glass shards from entering the bottle.
If you do it wrong, the bottle explodes from the pressure.
0:56 I know what’s wrong with it! Ain’t got no gas in it! 🤣🤣🤣
0:10 *GASPS FOR AIR* fail army is going hard right out the gate today
1:22 *”Honey, i’m home!!!”*
The rollerblading had to be fun
0:38 Beast! Look at that sunset.
Thats a really cheap sink
Not any more!
It doesn't even begin with cheap. That's a paper liner!
Nah, she definitely uses the original Nokia lol
That’s what I said
2:04 that numpty PITT manoeuvred himself
Physics should be a mandatory course for everyone
I thought it already was
@@AndreiBerezin Sadly, no.
3:57 size of that kid LMAO
young Michelin 🤣
@@ensirakor3063 Yep. To think, that's the most athletic they'll ever be, and it still almost zero ability....
Somebody call the Maury Povitch Show
2:26 Thank you for attempting to cut out this obnoxious trend, it was a noble effort.
The fall at 5:45 is hilarious, dad shouldn't be on the kid's toys anyways lol! The last two are hilarious as well!
That kid who appeared to weigh 400 lbs.... You parents are absolutely horrible.
was thinking the same lol,
Wish people would care enough to help these situations.... Instead of whatever the fuck this comment is
'Fat parents have fat kids.'
@@jaysenparsons4672 my comment wasn’t to fix anything. Just to point out people as parents, setting up their kids, for failure. Regardless, how could I fix that in the first place?
@@jaysenparsons4672 also, what you want me to do? Walk 5k?
3:39 "Git de dawgs!! Git de dawgs!!!" 🤣
This one should've been called " painful fails of the week" 😅
Guy breaks his back.
Fail Army: *No one was harmed*
I love how it always says no one was harmed😏😏😏
This video deserves an Oscar for 'Best Supporting Role in Gravity'! 😂👏 Every fall had me on the floor… figuratively AND literally!
There's a lot of these that show the result of more money than brains.
**some lower backs were harmed in the making of this video**
Mine was just by watching these!
5:45 better than "Prince of Persia" 😂😂
Nice but that sink was really cheap 😅!
So she dropped her phone and it went straight through the sink!?
Hey, Failarmy! You didn't censor a glass of wine in one of those clips! Now I'm an alcoholic, way to go!
1:22 On the plus side, they now know that the airbags work.
3:02 the height of comedy right here! 😂
0:52
Yea He Wanna Go To The Hospital
😂🤣😂
Just Take Him Now
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
4:35 I can’t believe my eyes!
1:20 i think the boy actually says "Hilfe" (german word for "help")
I think you’re right.
Correct. The AI " subtitles" on failarmy often has a lot of mistakes..
I'm 99% sure this channel started using AI generated subtitles.
@ - Yeah I think they must run the audio through some software that sometimes thinks foreign words are English.
Thank you for not bluring out the shock value, its why we watch, the moment of ouch.
8:26
“Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground”
Somehow, i think the Universe didn't want Jeff and Co to have that meal😂. You can also tell that he isn't very fond of the dogs because Co thinks he's going to start yelling cuz a dog made him kinda lose his balance 😂
Bear!
Yeah....they knew mama bear would be around lol
1:26 Where the cubs climb, there also it's MOMMA TIME!
1:21 Me on my way home for double xp weekend.
1:17 he says hilfe and not AVA haha
I'm 99% sure this channel started using AI generated subtitles.
It's amazing we've survived and flourished as a species.
these videos are always a roller coaster of “oh, gods, i actually feel sympathetic for that guy” and “okay, well, that’s what happens when you’re more obsessed with recording every moment of your life for the internet”. it’s like there’s a switch for my empathy being toggled at rapid speeds.
7:08 ‘it’s been 84 years’ ahh fall😭😭
That carpet @0:25 is glorious, I need it in my rec room!
Oh friend LOL This guy laughed so hard when was teased by his friend, they know each other well! 6:32
2:41 that one was actually impressing - maybe a small failure, but overall respect
More than a small failure. He damaged the top of the opening. The roll up door may not fully close now and he’ll have to pay for it.
That jeep and penske van sitch was cool as crap
3:43- dogs doing what they were born to do.
If it wasn't for fail army, we would really have no idea what's going on in the world.
3:57 well done parents for neglecting your kid.
I love the 8:40 magic trick 😂
man, some of these were brutal!
0:38 Wow, what a Sunset. 😮
Hillbilly's in the water 💦 😂😂😂
That’s me at the 1:32 mark!!!! 😂
2:07
WTH
Like What's She Doing
😔😒😣🤦🏽♀️
"EVERYONE WAS HARMED!!!"
0:25😂😂😂
1:30😲😲😲
3:06😂😂😂
"Someone was harmed."
I think one of the biggest lessons to be learned from these ‘fail’ videos, besides common sense, is to work on your balance. A lot.
Only those willing to Fail will ever Win. ~Dare to risk.
ridin dirty < full send
3:29 😂😂 did he just say ahhh ninja 😅 and he looked real Caucasian to me 😂
Damages the top of the door frame, then no brakes on the way down.😂
5:45 - The Nitwittery is Pro Level!
가즈아~!!
2:08- no one was harmed.
But his underwear and the front seat was a total loss.
thank you for entertaining me after a long day of work
My stomach hurts from laughing keep up the amazing work
Brilliant as always.
I would love to see a rally race live
3:58 I thought the fail was the child abuse for letting your child get that fat.
These people are crazy. Acting like healthcare is cheap.
I can't get enough of the hilarious Best Fails of the Week on FailArmy - they never fail to crack me up! 🤭♥
Last one.
Never saw a guy get attacked by a bale of straw before.
3:57 set that kid up for failure 😅