Kindergarten - Deaths Compilation
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2019
- With the release of Kindergarten 2 fast approaching, let's look over all the iconic ways our infant protagonist was gruesomely killed on the eternally repeating Monday.
These were all the death scenes I could find throughout all of the different storylines. If I've missed any - please do comment below.
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I love how 90% of the deaths were from the principal
Luna Galaxy please don’t
Luna Galaxy I do not
and the other 10% was the janitor
But Nugget knows where Billy is.
Yep
You forgot these death scenes:
Before School: "Call for teacher" but you still die when fighting Buggs after he takes your money because you forgot to talk to the teacher or you said "No way" to the teacher
Morning Time: When playing house with Cindy, say "I don't want to play anymore." instead of "I told you I'm FINE!" or "Is that a breathalyzer?", then say "Get out of the way."
Morning Time: Do not show the hall pass / bathroom pass to the hall monitor
Morning Time: After saying "Lily is my girlfriend" and find the secret hatch in the principal's office, get killed by the principal's device
Lunch: Create a distraction then try to leave the classroom and get killed by another principal's device instead of stabbing the teacher
Secret Lab: Press the buttons in the wrong order - get killed by the monster (from tank 3 instead of tank 1)
Recess: Show the dog corpse when Cindy is around
Recess: Throw the knife into the Nugget Cave without giving the Nugget of friendship to Nugget
Recess: Don't place the principal's device behind the janitor and tell Monty that you done what he says when you actually didn't.
The last one I'm a bit confused
@@harley898 presumably go to the statue, get the prompt to place it but don't. Then tell Monty you did.
Will it kill janitor?
@@Megizo oh I thought you meant put I behind janitor it kills janitor
Thank you dear. Though it does sound like a lot of these are repeated animation 's or situations only achieved through different dialogue options. I'll have a think about making an updated one...
Principal: you stole your teachers phone?
Kid: Apparently
😂
I KNOW WHERE BILLY IS
*Gets shoot with a magnum*
*slowly looks at camera*
@@Idkwhatiam magnum is from Halo 5: Guardians stupid
*laugh track plays*
Uhh... You breathe and you died?
wth is this game
Kindergarten.
This game is called Kindergarten you play as a 5 year old boy and you need to go through all sorts of adventures with your Classmates altough the adventures are filled with Danger,Drugs,Violence and Terror anything could happen but the question is? Can you get out of the messy situations you can get yourself in
@@velimirmisanovic8647 okay thx man
@@oceanman7176 thx
@@skksatsjjs8921 In this game everyone has a dark side and if you mess with it without the proper tools you are instanly dead.
Teacher : what do you have for show and tell ?
Kid : a pack of cigarettes
13:00
Lemme see what you have.
A knife!
NOOOOO!!!
Wait but didn’t to teacher want all the kids dead ._.
S
ummm :v ummmm
"Cindy has a knife"
Teacher: it doesn't matter
5 year old: [Brutally beaten to death]
Faculty: Y'all hear somethin'?
*Just imagine you’re that kid at school and you’re first day turns into you’re last*
You know, Most of the deaths in show and tell could have been prevented by saying "I found it".
The main character is a 5 five year old what can you expect
@@sauce4279 you know the world is fucked up when 5 year olds commit murder
@FiveNights Guy it's good that your afraid, because it means you understand the danger your in. (He then proceeds to take out a pistol and shoot you.)
@FiveNights Guy Water.
@FiveNights Guy uhh?????
Dude, nobody is worthless, aight? What your going through now is a bump in the road. Just hang in there, and you'll get through this.
Wait.....
Cindy has a knife (Shown at show and tell when you show Cindy's dog) but isnt sent to the principal for it. But when YOU show a knife for show and tell, YOU get sent to the principal, WHAT IS THIS FLIPPING KINDERGARTEN.
Me: SICK, AND I *LOVE* IT
Idk
“Don’t blend Billy.” Lives rent-free in my head
17 minutes of Child Murder
Kill count
Buggs: 4 (10.26%)
Janitor: 6 (15.39%)
Principal: 16 (41.03%)
Cindy: 2 (5.13%)
Nugget: 5 (12.82%)
Ms Applegate: 1 (2.56%)
Monster: 1 (2.56%)
Player: 4 (Billy & Own Stupidness) (10.26%)
I will say that this only includes the stuff in this video so there might be more, as well as it doesn't include students killing each other (like Nugget poisoning bugs) so in reality, there could be more.
If you wanna get into some Dead Meat stuff, on the pi chart, it’d be:
15 deaths by guys
3 deaths by girls
And then 5 deaths from unknown genders (being the monster death and the death by players)
This would make a nice blueberry pie with a pink and grey slice to it
@@ItsLeBridge He's nugget, he does what he wants.
*Never go to public school.*
Win at life.
These were all the death scenes I could find throughout all of the different storylines. If I've missed any - please do comment below.
Wondering how I got a certain scenario to happen, or want more information - just ask me!
And I also made one for Kindergarten 2! XD
ua-cam.com/video/27hcke-WEQY/v-deo.html
what happens when you kill the principal with the monster without reverse mutating billy
@@choochoo1264 billy dies
@@choochoo1264 and you lose
Keller Holder the game is in a Time paradox it’s always Monday the sequel is always Tuesday so there is no complaints because everyone is effected except for the kid your playing as
Someone needs to make a It's a Hard knock life meme out of this
I need a break from all these deaths
You can die by dumping the knife into the nuggetcave without getting a nugget off friendship
I've looked for this kind of vid, you have saved me from time wasting.
9:46 thats a lot of stuff
Very informative, thank you!
14:46 Minecraft powers activate
*You hitted the ground too hard*
Getting killed while happy music is playing, brilliant.
this is not kindergarten, this is killing garten
It really says a lot about games now that a game called kindergarten has a death montage 17 minutes long
This is amazing
It was fun to make - I'm currently editing a video of all the different reactions to all of the different show and tell items too. :)
Protagonist: *goes in the toilet with lily*
Principal: *kills him infront of lily*
Lily: I don't care
13:02 Miss Applegate: What is that? OH NO NO NO!! You're not mean't to have knives!
Also Cindy: *has knives and doesn't get told off*
I love the fact that the Principal Is just mad because he wanna teach you the superiority of the guns over the knives 😂😂😂
Sorry my english, I'm spanish speaker
40% of deaths: because of the director
35% of deaths: due to the janitor
20% of kills: show and tell
5% others.
99% of death causes are by getting shot by the principal 😂😂
Ouch.
Edit:Oh my god guys I JUST got why the janitor said that it's required by law for kids to stay one mop length away from him.WOW im an idiot.
All deaths
666 likes
Coincidence? I hope so.
Edit: The curse has been lifted
DEATHS
0:10 BUGGS
0:29 JANITOR
0:43 BUGGS
1:12 PRINCIPAL
1:39 PRINCIPAL
2:09 PRINCIPAL
2:43 PRINCIPAL
3:06 CINDY
3:32 JANITOR
4:09 JANITOR
4:44 PRINCIPAL
5:02 JANITOR
5:37 JANITOR
5:55 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (activated BY nugget)
6:08 POISONED BY NUGGET
6:40 POISONED BY APPLEGADE
6:56 PRINCIPAL
7:16 PRINCIPAL
7:44 PRINCIPAL
7:59 THE CREATURE
8:19 PRINCIPAL
9:31 PRINCIPAL
9:52 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB
10:17 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (activated by nugget)
10:45 CINDY
11:19 BUGGS
11:45 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB
12:03 PRINCIPAL
12:44 PRINCIPAL
13:20 PRINCIPAL
13:57 PRINCIPAL
14:29 PRINCIPAL
14:46 JUMP IN TO NUGGET CAVE
15:15 FAIL DUCKS RIDDLE
15:40 JANITOR
16:00 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (Activated BY nugget)
16:29 PRINCIPAL
16:45 BUGGS
MC: +Breaths+
Game: *So you have chosen, death?*
No children were harmed in the making of this video.
Can you do this for Kindergarten 2?
I'm planning to dear, once I've replayed it a couple more times and have learned as many deaths as I can. After all, I missed a few out in this one. :/
Kindergarten 2 actually has some pretty odd deaths. Also you can get killed by a gun, but not from the principal, and not a normal gun
@@cooldog8580 from big brain energy?
Yes from the Big brain energy
@@cooldog8580 killed by Dr danner's laser gun
12:52 be like:
Ms. Applegate: Let me see what you have!
Kid: A KNIFE!
Applegate: NO!
Player: my mommy said to not take illegal substances at school
Principal: *go cry to mommy when you can*
(insert dark souls dead sound)
2:08 Sorry pal, wrong school.
How people kill you:
Janitor - Stabs you with his mop
Principal - Shoots you with his gun
Teacher - ?
Lily - Knife
Nugget - Explosions?
Buggs - Bumping his head into you
It's Cindy Not Lily
@@chuck_is_dead_vay_aq ha shame on you Chuck Noris never dies
There are two deth at lunch with teacher
1 make distraction while devise in your pocket
2 try to leave classroom after making distraction
Show and tell in a nutshell
I'm currently editing a compilation of all the show and tell items too. :)
i think the principal is a bit too much gun happy.
He really is. The principal of the school in Kindergarten 2 reminds me a lot of Dolores Umbridge lmao - I wonder what her dark secret is? JULY 30TH! XD
Or trigger happy
Don't worry, it was only 16 times
Nah he just played with nerf guns a lot back then
When the janitor says nobody is allowed in the janitor's closet except the God damn janitor, I laughed so hard.
12:02 it makes no sense when you got blood on you and you get shot but it just dissapears.
So you can't carry a knife around but the janitor can carry a bloody mop around?
I love how it just said Billy died
instead of killing, he will go detention
Famous last words:
"You're gonna kill me?"
I didn't know Cindy had a knife!
Ty for heart
Never ask to the owner of game how they maked gun sound
1:49 I mean… you go. The funny thing is NO ONE would do anything close to this irl even if the person admitted to it, they’d just give them a slap on the wrist lol
Now do it again with kindergarten 2
Working on it :P
@@MogAnarchy its gonna take you a lot longer kindergarden 2 has a lot of deaths
@@onionbrotm570 I *think* I've found the majority of them...
OH GOD PLEASE NO
I wish I could go back to the WTF moment that was my first time witnessing Buggs beat the player to death.
I am going to hell
Everybody gangsta till the principal pulls out the pistol
True 😂
Pistipal
Also
Everybody gangsta till the janitor pulls out his mop
@@n1ghtl1ght88 everybody Gangsta till nugget screams I know where Billy is
@@velimirmisanovic8647 *hears beeping*
Oh no...
my favorite death is jumping into the Nugget cave
You died.
Sometimes honesty is the best policy.
*_-well clearly not now so-_*
Me: Looks at a grain of sand
Principal: "Magnum time"
You forgot a death; Buggs story, drop the knife I nuggets hole without his permission and friendship nugget, get pushed in by Nugget.
If u can, do the deaths for kindergarten 2!
Guys, i think nugget knows where billy is. Just a theory
so the principal is saying he raped him and he also says to know what rape is he 'needs to be much older'?
DEATHS RANKS:
PRINCIPAL:16
JANITOR:6
BUGGS:4
NUGGET:4
CINDY:2
PRINCIPAL'S BOMB:2
APPLEGADE:1
OTHERS:3
TOTAL=38
11:39 is the distraction device death. What would happen if the explosive device is underneath one of the front table and you show the distraction device?
I don't think it's possible - as you have to use the device or else you're forced to eat the poisoned Silly Meal.
@@MogAnarchy I have a possible, simple solution: don't have lunch with the teacher.
@@GlitchedPhi aha, of course. :)
@@MogAnarchy your welcome. Let just hope Buggs don't mind that you didn't have lunch with the teacher...
Seriously, I don't know.
.the sound of being impaled by bug's foot or the janitors mop
Can you please either make a part 2 or update this video and add the deaths that weren’t included in the video
The Meme King101
I don’t think that video would be that long. Maybe in the k2 video he’ll show some he missed.
@@gotoveritlmao8202 that's a better idea actually. Though to be fair I've only missed out one MAJOR one, which is the NUGGET SAID NO event. The others are all the same animation or situation just achieved with a different dialogue option.
MogAnarchy
NUGGET SAID NO
*throws a child into a hole*
How many times is that fucking janitor going to kill me.
Not as much as The Principal, if that's what you're asking.
When you take knife out of your pocket kid:ow my hand
Teacher:what is that OH NO NO NO
12:01 "Don't move children I'll save you!" *Pulls out Gun and Shoots* LOL
6:24 and this is pretty messed up
When anybody is around the death
*That’s normal.*
This is a bloody kindergarden
Warning this chid died many times in this video
*What Happens When You Take A Pill?*
You get given it as an item, which you can then use to distract your teacher or sell to Monty the merchant kid. :)
13:11 I swear if you bought a gun the principal would do nothing to you.
15:40 why does Jerome not fall over?
-im glad im not in kindergarten anymore-
I have no idea what this game us even about and judging by this video, I may not even want to know
Don't blend Billy.
Scariest part tbh
Its a real sad part because not only did Lily trust a psycho but shes also gonna die and no one will probably ever remember them
Now we wait for 2 to be public
Working on it :P
Creeper?
4:36
so we back in the mine
Aw man
I knew someone was gonna do this I just-
Everyone says Creeper,Aw man but no one says
Creeper,Whats up man
When will this awful meme die?
POV: You watched this because DanTDM censored every death
kindergarten 2's art style is very simple compared to kindargarten's art style
U forgot one death and that is nugget push u down the nugget hole if u don’t have a nugget of friendship and threw the knife in anyway
Now for the 2nd game!
Working on it :P
Bruh I get losing a kiddie fight cause it happens, but your guy just stands there and let's buggs yeet him until death. Like run, he most likely can't catch you
Could you do one for the sequel?
I do plan to eventually - I need to replay the game a few more times to find them all first. :)
@@MogAnarchy good for you
@@kennydarmawan13 I was looking for it.
@@kennydarmawan13 Also, someone else had done it, but it isn't like this video.
@@killertruth186 even if someone else has already done something, I still like to do it myself, put my own creative spin on it. :)
principal was the imposter
Good times
12:49 Drugs are bad mkay
South Park reference
Of course the KFC man has a gun and is super trigger happy
I love the part where he dies
At least it's better that going to school.
most of the deaths are from teacher,princibal
Whoever made this game is going to burn in hell all the ppl whoever made it because what kind of person would even make a game of kids dying
You must be a blast at parties.
@@MogAnarchy What do you mean? In a way can't blame this person seeing how it is very gruesome that a child is literally blown up just for getting a riddle wrong plus being brutalized and paralyzed for life by a sociopathic, murderous old janitor. In honesty you have to admit you're questioning who made this game.
Ok you guys are just...Read the credits of Kindergarten 2 The creator exhausted himself alot to make these games
Oh and BTW He loves making these games people play them and also this game is supposed to be Violent and connected with drugs and stuff and he worked hard to make these games and you guys are telling him to Burn in hell? Are you guys mental or something?
@@velimirmisanovic8647 I never said that bot the OG did I was just implying that the comment made a point and had a reasonable reaction to the game's settings. I on other hand find these funny though but I would understand if someone didn't.
@@dewolf123
Ok then
I like how this is 17 minuets long
There a problem with that?
@@jackjackd2201
They literally said they "LIKED" that its 17 minutes long can you read?
Velimir Mišanović yes I can, it could’ve been meant in a different way
@@jackjackd2201 How exactly can "Like" Be meant in a bad way?
Velimir Mišanović in a way that I think could be sarcastic if they put an emoji then you’d maybe understand ‘I like how this is 17 minutes long. 😑’ that would be how it could be meant in a bad way, even without the emojis. If I said I like how this vid has 11 ads( it doesn’t just example) you wouldn’t think I’d like it
Me playing kinderga4rden in nutshell
11:13
I still couldn't get rid of buggs
💀 RIP
I don't know what that game is but the janitor and the principle should be in jail for life for a lot of reasons.
The law is the law.
3:52 snooPINGAS usual I see?
9:43 That is a lot...