Do Not Let This Woman Near Bluey's Dad

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  • @jonathannieves2943
    @jonathannieves2943 9 місяців тому +2902

    Seeing nl try to pull up his bit and immediately go "where is librarian" gotta feel good as the librarian. He fully codependent.

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 9 місяців тому +174

      Gotta hella apt name for it too

    • @veal_vermicelli
      @veal_vermicelli 9 місяців тому +89

      Very similar to woolly bats and pitcher plants. Mutualism at its finest.

    • @drsherifff
      @drsherifff 4 місяці тому +13

      librarian is Jarvis

  • @aLime404
    @aLime404 9 місяців тому +2035

    NL: “Nooo, the tweet was deleted!!!”
    Librarian: watch this putt

    • @thegreattober
      @thegreattober 9 місяців тому +203

      We're Librarian guys, of course we can dig up the deleted tweet that NL couldn't

    • @bocks898
      @bocks898 9 місяців тому +68

      @Victoriax33Take action regarding that individual

    • @TheTrey5027
      @TheTrey5027 9 місяців тому +51

      @@bocks898I AM THE ANGRY LIBRARIAN

    • @theGingerAutist
      @theGingerAutist 9 місяців тому +40

      the way librarian made us wait for it too. Cinema

    • @junekwa8495
      @junekwa8495 8 місяців тому

      @@TheTrey5027iokooo oui kioukkokkkojoo😊okikkukkk😊ooiooooiokoo okok okojok i’ll ki knn iku i o😅ko okok ko oo km o no lo kill k ok i koko i’m lokkkmku mom

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 9 місяців тому +596

    I feel really bad for the guy but at the same time there is just something inherently funny about opening a 911 call with “help I crashed my flying machine” like that’s two steps off from saying “I broke my doohickey”

    • @Kenraali11
      @Kenraali11 6 місяців тому +48

      but for real imagine that situation, holy shit that video is scary as hell to me all jokes aside. Imagine breaking majority of your bones and just sitting in the desert slowly dying holy shit man

    • @AggroNoobs
      @AggroNoobs 4 місяці тому +42

      I'm so damn conflicted because I KNOW that sound he's making as someone that's broken multiple ribs at once and that's a pain I can hear in him where you just can't get air and everything sucks when you gasp for it.
      But also "My flying machine" 😂

    • @Boe-Dude
      @Boe-Dude 4 місяці тому +9

      Wright Brothers ass bit

    • @gouerngoern21
      @gouerngoern21 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Kenraali11 I just don't believe that. He moving his extremities a lil too much

    • @coffeecrispy2673
      @coffeecrispy2673 Місяць тому +6

      He broke his neck, a ton of his back, his right arm was destroyed, and so was his pelvis, im pretty sure

  • @zacc1258
    @zacc1258 9 місяців тому +1439

    I saw a tweet that said "Bro really crashed his flying machine in the enchanted hills 😭" like what is this Narnia ass situation

    • @LegoGoblin
      @LegoGoblin 9 місяців тому +57

      bro visited his friend

    • @0The_Farlander0
      @0The_Farlander0 8 місяців тому +33

      Literally crying at this insanely funny

    • @qwyggum
      @qwyggum Місяць тому +1

      East of Abundant Living too

    • @Glitchziig
      @Glitchziig Місяць тому +1

      This made me laugh I love you zacc

  • @talia_al_gabagool
    @talia_al_gabagool 9 місяців тому +406

    "help me please i crashed my flying machine" is so funny

  • @bibbaly2158
    @bibbaly2158 9 місяців тому +1025

    OK OK SIRI, LETS CALL 911 LETS CALL 911 RIGHT NOW.

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 9 місяців тому +191

      LET’S CRASH MY FLYING MACHINE, LET’S CRASH MY FLYING MACHINE IN THE DESERT

    • @waltermcdonough
      @waltermcdonough 9 місяців тому +38

      it sounded like he was lying lmao

    • @shadow12k
      @shadow12k 9 місяців тому +20

      “Please hold”

    • @KUWAITGRIPSVEVO
      @KUWAITGRIPSVEVO 8 місяців тому +29

      When your neck and spine and pelvis is broken and you’re about to pass out from the pain so you prop your phone up and go “hey siri ~aauhhh~ text bestie. Siri text bestie ~uuuhhuhh~ hey girl I just crashed my flying machine in the enchanted hills ~aaauuuoohgod~ can u pick me up?? Send text”

  • @LazurBeemz
    @LazurBeemz 9 місяців тому +501

    I like that NL's objection isn't that its wrong to want Bluey's dad carnally, it's that Bluey's dad is a loser because he's a doormat for his kids, so why would anyone want him?

    • @yarution367
      @yarution367 9 місяців тому +101

      Yeah you missed his previous bandit rant he hates him so much

    • @soriso717
      @soriso717 9 місяців тому +116

      Like, it’s a fair assumption if ya haven’t watched the show but like, he’s just a bit more patient than most. The dad still gets upset or tired of them, w multiple ep dedicated to that premise. All his bluey rants feel like he’s fighting ghosts I don’t get it

    • @chacharealsmooth9215
      @chacharealsmooth9215 9 місяців тому +96

      ​@@soriso717bro aint that like 75% of his stream

    • @user6122
      @user6122 9 місяців тому +4

      i kinda get it though

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@@soriso717 That's pretty consistent with his recent education take though ya gotta admit

  • @sharkape
    @sharkape 9 місяців тому +973

    Good evening, "bluey" was a 25 month sociological study conducted by harvard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you for your time.

    • @michaelblake9734
      @michaelblake9734 9 місяців тому +93

      counterpoint: Bluey is an Australian animated preschool television series which premiered on ABC Kids on 1 October 2018. The program was created by Joe Brumm and is produced by Queensland-based company Ludo Studio.

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 9 місяців тому +168

      @@michaelblake9734 🐑

    • @johntucker3693
      @johntucker3693 9 місяців тому +77

      @@michaelblake9734 That's exactly what a Harvard sociology researcher would say

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j 9 місяців тому +3

      Wtf is the context of the "harvard experiment" meme?

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 9 місяців тому

      ​@@user-uv2cp1qd1j I've seen variations of this for more than 10 years all over the internet, either it's a meme that way outgrew it's own start or it's just a format people have used for a long time based on something that actually happened

  • @lr-
    @lr- 9 місяців тому +418

    I love the interviewer in the vampire video doing everything she can to keep a straight face

    • @iseriver3982
      @iseriver3982 9 місяців тому +46

      He had some real Jordan Peterson energy.

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 8 місяців тому +33

      @@iseriver3982 I think Toronto just does that to people

    • @loganwoodrum2600
      @loganwoodrum2600 8 місяців тому +24

      her fight/flight/freeze response is in full freeze. she is in pure survival mode

  • @dudekazoo
    @dudekazoo 9 місяців тому +168

    She's a little insane but I can't help but respect the forthrightness of that lady that zerks it to Bluey's dad.

  • @jayleno2192
    @jayleno2192 9 місяців тому +184

    Next time I need to get out of a conversation I'm going to say "I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out."

    • @billy_werber
      @billy_werber 9 місяців тому +5

      That sounds like a wonderful idea.

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 9 місяців тому +409

    'maybe this is a healthy hobby for him' immediately cuts to a guy punching rocks after he sprayed dog medicine on himself.

    • @alexxans1154
      @alexxans1154 9 місяців тому

      You are laughing now but if this motherfucker becomes the next batman villains yall are going to be regretting your words and your deeds

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 9 місяців тому +1

      Men will literally spray dog medicine on their hands and punch a bucket of rocks until it becomes gravel instead of going to therapy.

    • @Alleiptr
      @Alleiptr 9 місяців тому +28

      He certainly looked healthier than the dude on the flying machine.

    • @iseriver3982
      @iseriver3982 9 місяців тому +92

      @@Alleiptr if the flying machine dude had've put his dog medicine on, he would've turned the desert in slightly smaller pieces of desert.

    • @Alleiptr
      @Alleiptr 9 місяців тому +46

      @@iseriver3982 He instead turned his bones into slightly smaller pieces of bones.

  • @ArxGaming67
    @ArxGaming67 9 місяців тому +819

    That paramotor mf really went out and coin flipped his right to becoming an environmental story skeleton man.

    • @Reflexzzzz
      @Reflexzzzz 9 місяців тому +206

      Bet he had a journal on him that ended with the writing fading to an unfinished sentence. A pile of clothed bones strapped to a massive fan attached to a tangled sheet. POV you are a passion project side quest

    • @TheBlightedSouls
      @TheBlightedSouls 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ReflexzzzzWild Wasteland ass encounter

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 9 місяців тому +40

      @@Reflexzzzz He was writinghis magnum opus mid-flight can you blame him

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Reflexzzzz+10 that is fantastic

    • @ChezzyKnytt
      @ChezzyKnytt 9 місяців тому +40

      @@Reflexzzzz And on his body you find 3 scrolls of Icarian Flight

  • @Vinniewashere
    @Vinniewashere 9 місяців тому +325

    omfg the part where he says "hey siri call 911" my phone started fucking calling 911, naturally, and I had to tell them it was an accident
    thanks librarian

    • @Vinniewashere
      @Vinniewashere 9 місяців тому +160

      the cops just showed up to follow up
      thanks librarian

    • @BudewFan_
      @BudewFan_ 8 місяців тому +7

      Lmfaoooooooooooo
      Give us an update PLEASE

    • @beeeennnnnnn
      @beeeennnnnnn 8 місяців тому +4

      LMFAOOOOOO

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 9 місяців тому +109

    Bro, that "I just wanna shop" dude antagonising the filmer of the video, I felt second hand anxiety that he was about to punch him or something.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  9 місяців тому +56

      yeah i take even the slightest aggression in real life like they're gonna punch me

    • @shyhexx
      @shyhexx 8 місяців тому +1

      "let the police cut off my balls because they're always right" was scary man

    • @cainking7943
      @cainking7943 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau it’s a reasonable response to the slightest show of aggression if you punch people in response to the slightest show of aggression

  • @FlameQwert
    @FlameQwert 9 місяців тому +112

    that tomo do you like water bit is cracked he's genuinely shaking for another hit of virality and i dont blame him

  • @polluxb
    @polluxb 9 місяців тому +201

    The Bluey dadfucking hate is overblown. Dudes will be talking about the mom in Lion King giving sex eyes or how fast they would destroy Lola Bunny but somehow blue dog is too far. Make it make sense

    • @nandanthony
      @nandanthony 8 місяців тому +38

      Smh, Bandit is good dad. If fellas think Nala can GET IT, then the fatherly dog should get a pass too.
      Ive seen gals go for Bambi's Dad and the horse from Spirit, clearly both sides should get a pass smh

    • @beargaming8042
      @beargaming8042 8 місяців тому +15

      Wdym by that every cartoon thing is too far 💀

    • @Joe_Yacketori
      @Joe_Yacketori 8 місяців тому

      You mean furries? I don't see any non-furry openly talking about wanting to fuck Nala or Lola Bunny. So no, dudes ain't be talking about the mom in Lion King or Lola Bunny. _Furries_ be talking about the mom in Lion King or Lola Bunny. Learn the difference; it could save your life.

    • @rando843
      @rando843 8 місяців тому

      @@beargaming8042 Your bloodline is weak and won’t survive the winter

    • @industrialvore
      @industrialvore 8 місяців тому +13

      yeah its as if people are discovering the concept of furries for the first time

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 9 місяців тому +89

    Thank you Librarian for including that “Steve Spiros! Easygoing!?” interview. I’ve never seen it before but I’m gonna watch it every day from now on.

    • @scozzbaggs9224
      @scozzbaggs9224 9 місяців тому +13

      That was a trip

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  9 місяців тому +46

      you think at some point he's gonna answer the initial question but he just keeps going

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 9 місяців тому +8

      Funniest thing I've seen in a hot minute.
      It's like weirdly inspiring, despite how simultaneously nonsensical it is.
      The original Dracula Flow.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 9 місяців тому +5

      Also, the interviewer's face...
      it's such a good video.

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 9 місяців тому +65

    NL learns about volume controls and cranks chibspeak to the max, I love it

  • @hellshakeyano1999
    @hellshakeyano1999 9 місяців тому +69

    This trained martial artist still makes gravel the old fashioned way.

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann 9 місяців тому +84

    "Ain't enough milk in the world for the cheddar we about to make," he's cooking so hard 🔥🥘

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 9 місяців тому +45

    Wait the “I’m from Waterloo where the vampires hang out” thing from BlackBerry was a reference to some unhinged pervert getting on the news?

  • @flmb02
    @flmb02 9 місяців тому +36

    Seeing the ballerina video made me feel ancient. AFV was always either people falling over or like actual physical trauma so seeing something different felt special

  • @Dogtrio
    @Dogtrio 9 місяців тому +32

    These "nl talks about what he saw on tiktok and twitter" episodes are the best

  • @mattoleary811
    @mattoleary811 9 місяців тому +177

    I understand why people are laughing about the flying machine guy, but for me thats only scary/sad. Dude sounded like he was in so much pain I cannot imagine the terror that was holy shit.

    • @Onani_Master
      @Onani_Master 9 місяців тому +61

      bro wrote a check his ass couldn't cash

    • @mattoleary811
      @mattoleary811 9 місяців тому +60

      @@Onani_Master like I said I get it I just couldnt watch the video

    • @ricflairsayswoo5894
      @ricflairsayswoo5894 9 місяців тому +147

      “I crashed my flying machine!” Is just an objectively funny sentence, especially when you imagine the confused operator hearing it.

    • @thatfunkadeus
      @thatfunkadeus 9 місяців тому +14

      The dark empath:

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  9 місяців тому +117

      yeah that shit was hard to watch, i really didnt find it funny

  • @vmp916
    @vmp916 9 місяців тому +107

    The joke from Seinfeld they used as an example was Kramer suggesting to start a rickshaw business by hiring homeless people to pull the rickshaws. “They are already outside and know the streets”

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 9 місяців тому +7

      thats funny

    • @ZoeEvelynHart
      @ZoeEvelynHart 9 місяців тому +4

      The classic airplane peanuts bit is a little too insensitive to those who are allergic for me to even repeat. I guess time really does heal all wounds or change or move forward or whatever.

    • @liebert234
      @liebert234 9 місяців тому +15

      They would've gotten cancelled for the opening where Jerry talks about the washing machine being the nightclub of socks for like 5 minutes

  • @Vieweer
    @Vieweer 9 місяців тому +35

    IM SO SICK OF THE DAMN GOVERNMENT TELLING ME I HAVE TO CHEW HERBS AND THEN APPLY THE PASTE TO MY WOUNDS

  • @max2x000
    @max2x000 9 місяців тому +27

    The “confused” guy is SO fucking crazy

  • @JustinDoesntLookAt
    @JustinDoesntLookAt 9 місяців тому +9

    Man will crush rocks with their hands to "get stronger" yet haven't done 10 seconds of cardio in their whole life

  • @notrab13
    @notrab13 9 місяців тому +31

    Flying machine son or rock punching dog medicine daughter?

  • @MrHastygamer
    @MrHastygamer 6 місяців тому +4

    “I crashed my flying machine please help”
    “Sir, do not waste our time this is an emergency line for real emergencies only.”

  • @dopwop553
    @dopwop553 9 місяців тому +23

    This is so sad, Siri call 911

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 9 місяців тому +189

    23:07 This is just him reciting a Jordan Peterson lecture he memorized.

    • @killburn25
      @killburn25 9 місяців тому +48

      In the film BlackBerry Glenn Howerton recites the "waterloo vampire" part verbatim. It jolted me hearing it come from his mouth lol

    • @sol_in.victus
      @sol_in.victus 9 місяців тому +10

      The girl was trying soooo hard not to laugh at him i was dying lmfaooo

    • @jacksonarnold27
      @jacksonarnold27 9 місяців тому +1

      +2

    • @billy_werber
      @billy_werber 9 місяців тому +4

      Is it actually or are you just saying that because it sounds like one?

    • @dengar96
      @dengar96 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@killburn25 no one knows if this is true because no body has seen that movie

  • @matcha_t
    @matcha_t 9 місяців тому +112

    Does Jerry not know that die girlies auf tumblr make modern day Seinfeld meme posts like every week. I guess the old man yells at cloud impulse is just too strong sometimes.

    • @lazydictionary
      @lazydictionary 9 місяців тому +71

      Why did you go temporarily German lol

    • @birbeyboop
      @birbeyboop 9 місяців тому +7

      jill

    • @jiinky
      @jiinky 9 місяців тому +36

      auf tumblr? meine seinfeldpost auf Tumblr? JAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 9 місяців тому +25

      We hebben een serieus probleem

    • @TheTapeandscissors
      @TheTapeandscissors 9 місяців тому

      You think Jerry is logging on to Tumblr? No one else is these days

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 6 місяців тому +5

    The video of the guy crashing had no business being this funny. That shit HURT

  • @atomknight8361
    @atomknight8361 9 місяців тому +5

    Haven't seen that "why are you closed" video in so long its so good

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 9 місяців тому +291

    Negative son or polychrome daughter?

    • @dengernoodle4391
      @dengernoodle4391 9 місяців тому +7

      Existing daughter or nonexistent son?

    • @futhington
      @futhington 9 місяців тому +189

      Negative son creates and extra kid slot that you can put a polychrome daughter in later it's basically a free kid.

    • @DOOMPotatoable
      @DOOMPotatoable 9 місяців тому +10

      @@futhington free garbage is still garbage, daughter is something you can keep till endgame even without polychrome.

    • @bababooey724
      @bababooey724 9 місяців тому +10

      @@DOOMPotatoable yeah, but if you get to the sell one of them boss blind it doesn't hurt to have an extra

    • @TheShut1
      @TheShut1 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@DOOMPotatoableGarbage: "sleeping wojak face"
      Garbage but a woman version: "exited soyjack face"

  • @danielbrake6725
    @danielbrake6725 9 місяців тому +8

    The Classic Canadian Videos segment really made me realize that Southern Ontario is the Florida of Canada.

  • @MrZeplon
    @MrZeplon 9 місяців тому +8

    Yo librarian! Thank you for the trigger warning on the flying dude, I appreciate you greatly!

  • @mooj269
    @mooj269 Місяць тому +5

    i thought the guy yelling about the shopping center being closed was just fooling around but then he got all up close to the camera and then i stopped laughing. he was just crazy :C

  • @greenbean4422
    @greenbean4422 9 місяців тому +51

    David Mitchell can SDI like a demon

    • @yolobuttrill
      @yolobuttrill 9 місяців тому +3

      He mains Peach so he has to for the fox mu

    • @blainegreene9751
      @blainegreene9751 9 місяців тому +3

      He's got the Wank DI on lock

    • @greenbean4422
      @greenbean4422 9 місяців тому +1

      @@yolobuttrill he's got a pocket marth for scrub foxes tho

    • @JonahChickering-j9n
      @JonahChickering-j9n 9 місяців тому

      ​@@blainegreene9751he has a disease, a wanking disease

  • @lukxi99
    @lukxi99 9 місяців тому +172

    Bro is tweet maxxing 😂😂😂
    Me when I see the tweet 😂😂😂😂
    Real and tweetpilled
    That's so tweetcore

    • @mju135
      @mju135 9 місяців тому +4

      X

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant 9 місяців тому +4

      why don't you make like a tweet and X

    • @bootygrabber4000
      @bootygrabber4000 9 місяців тому

      I couldn't even post to this. I tweeted IMMEDIATELY! cleanup on aisle... MY TIMELINE!

    • @SizzLorr217
      @SizzLorr217 9 місяців тому +2

      That was hard to read. +2

  • @PandaBearWithMic
    @PandaBearWithMic 9 місяців тому +41

    23:50 - this condition called a schizophasia or "word salad" is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases", most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 9 місяців тому +6

      Seemed pretty intelligible to me. Maybe you need your ears checked.
      Sure, what the guy said was unhinged, as he said: "I'm gonna allow them to perceive me as what I am: a fuck up", but all of it made perfect sense.

    • @guymann1660
      @guymann1660 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@altrivotzck6565 bit of a stretch to say any of that made sense

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 8 місяців тому +2

      @@guymann1660 I mean, I understood atleast 95% of what he meant when he said the things he said, so...
      Maybe you should practice your "reading comprehension"/understanding of metaphors?

  • @AcmeMonkeyCompany
    @AcmeMonkeyCompany 9 місяців тому +20

    The paraglider video is the sequel to the woman falling out of the grape stomping bucket. Same vocal vibes

  • @EthanBeattie-wh4zx
    @EthanBeattie-wh4zx 9 місяців тому +9

    3:24 "Yankee with no bib?" +2 to that chatter

  • @kornelparoczai1763
    @kornelparoczai1763 9 місяців тому +1

    This was the most insane episode yet. Bangers from start to finish

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 9 місяців тому +19

    33:30 they weren't lying when they said people will just admit to shit I wouldn't say even under torture.

  • @legion999
    @legion999 9 місяців тому +9

    Wow, I don't recall Blade 2 being quite this good of a movie

  • @FingerQuick
    @FingerQuick 9 місяців тому +4

    Had to do a double take when the Waterloo Vampires video played. Heard parts of that dialogue before and had to remember where, turned out it was sampled on Gangrene's album You Disgust Me at the end of Sheet Music.

  • @ToughBirch
    @ToughBirch 9 місяців тому +105

    Hate to be a wet blanket but nl really did the paraglider guy dirty by saying it was "homemade".
    Dude is a paraglider enthusiast and he was piloting a high-end professionally made paraglider.
    The only "homemade" part is setting up the parachute which is where the guy admittedly made his mistake.
    He left a tension knot in on accident which is normally not an issue unless you're pushing 50 mph which he was because he was trying to demo the glider's performance.
    That said it is really funny how people sound like dweebs when they break a bunch of ribs though 😂😂😂

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 9 місяців тому +28

      Ahhhh, okay. It's good to have this context. I'm sure he'll be fine, he's just learning about checking your equipment the hard way.

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ 9 місяців тому

      Me when the judge calls my mastercrafted high explosive munition an "improvised explosive"

    • @TheRadioSquare
      @TheRadioSquare 9 місяців тому +14

      In the follow up he did nobody spotted any tension knots, but that's the version that manufacturer suggested with no proof.

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 6 місяців тому +3

      @@86pp73 FYI paragliding is one of the most dangerous sports to do in terms of deaths or injuries on average, I almost fell into that rabbit hole of getting into it because they are cool and less expensive than I thought. Honestly them being cheap and people talking about getting a good deal secondhand on one I realized Oh fuck im going to die in this hobby huh

    • @styx85
      @styx85 5 місяців тому +5

      The dumb part was trying to fly as fast as possible at low altitude and with no reserve parachute.

  • @fireblek
    @fireblek 9 місяців тому +2

    i almost choked at "pants go great with a shirt bro"

  • @monster_misfire
    @monster_misfire 9 місяців тому +182

    I'm so happy NL acknowledged the Waterloo vampire video. "To all those who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. And now I'm going back to sleep" has lived rent-free in my head for years

    • @ConchobarJ
      @ConchobarJ 9 місяців тому +6

      It was also acknowledged in BlackBerry

  • @heyreallygiger
    @heyreallygiger 2 місяці тому +1

    We’re enchanted hills guys, of course we crash our flying machines

  • @superfactorial5717
    @superfactorial5717 9 місяців тому +19

    chjblee scream if you love bluey

  • @meowspark9
    @meowspark9 9 місяців тому +6

    That Bluey's dad segment was vile.

  • @blainegreene9751
    @blainegreene9751 9 місяців тому +11

    Why's the computer generated man got the default Mii haircut

  • @meowsicle7463
    @meowsicle7463 9 місяців тому +28

    Rock punching guy is gonna suffer from horrific arthritis in 10 years and he's gonna blame big pharma for it lmao

    • @kazumahazeuzumaki
      @kazumahazeuzumaki 3 місяці тому

      10 years? He'll be lucky if his hands still function in 3. Dude is gonna look like his hand bones are bent silly straws. Plus, sandpaper hands? Dudes pecker must look like a 12th century peasant that insulted the king. Just skinned, nothing but exposed muscle and gristle.

    • @banukaii
      @banukaii 2 місяці тому

      literallyyy

  • @carterinhamm6661
    @carterinhamm6661 15 днів тому

    "these are what they look like after punching gravel today" line for the ages honestly

  • @chadwicktouchdown
    @chadwicktouchdown 9 місяців тому +2

    we love when northernlion talks about melee dont we folks

  • @PiratesRock
    @PiratesRock 9 місяців тому +33

    32:55 Insert “We have lost the impact of shame in our society” meme

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 9 місяців тому +8

      People when someone is getting horny over anime characters (or Pokémon):
      People when someone is getting horny over the voice and personality of an "ugly" cartoon anthropomorphized creature:
      NL when Bandit is a kind parent & when non-parent adults watch a cartoon show made with adults in mind:

    • @franslair2199
      @franslair2199 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@altrivotzck6565it's not made with adults in mind, it's made for children

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 9 місяців тому +1

      @@franslair2199 The first part is false, the second part is true.
      Like, these are just simple facts.

  • @Apollo-GD
    @Apollo-GD 9 місяців тому +2

    that nobody guy clip was unreal like wtf lmao

  • @Gman224
    @Gman224 9 місяців тому +5

    Shout out to the chatter who siad 2x pimpy 1x human during the bluey segment i appreciate you

  • @Micahtmusic
    @Micahtmusic 9 місяців тому +2

    sandpaper hand needed a content warning omfg. what a terrible day to have ears

  • @burgundygoat8273
    @burgundygoat8273 9 місяців тому +22

    23:05 Holy fuck that guy is completely unhinged 😂

    • @thefranklin6463
      @thefranklin6463 9 місяців тому +12

      This is a really good example of psychosis. Completely disconnected thoughts. Disordered speech. Mood incongruence. A lot to learn from that interview. Hope he got some help

    • @PandaBearWithMic
      @PandaBearWithMic 9 місяців тому

      @@thefranklin6463 it's schizophasia most likely. With evident schizophrenia

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot 9 місяців тому

      ​@@thefranklin6463go outside and actually help someone you lazy bum instead of diagnosis someone from an ancient video

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 6 місяців тому

      Classic😂😂😂
      Hope he got help

  • @maniclehedgehog
    @maniclehedgehog 9 місяців тому +4

    The why are they closed guy looks so much like Paul Giamatti holy

  • @markhenry64
    @markhenry64 9 місяців тому +3

    Is the seinfeld end piece bit off the dome??? it's perfect. How

  • @mothballmouth
    @mothballmouth 17 днів тому

    I never knew I needed to hear NL read the famous blade 2 review

  • @marrychrismas5993
    @marrychrismas5993 9 місяців тому +20

    20:35 I used to believe such people were insane, but now I think they are just too honest.

  • @mdelucia28
    @mdelucia28 7 місяців тому +1

    "Crashed his homemade flying machine" are the 5 funniest words in the English language

  • @ConFusi0n
    @ConFusi0n 9 місяців тому +63

    People rebutting "Bluey watchers with no kids give bad vibes" with "Hey man I use it as a surrogate to experience the good home life I never had" is... idk. I am sorry that happened to you, but that also gives bad vibes.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 8 місяців тому +7

      it's just saying "hey, i might be a psycho, but i had not choice, i was born a psycho!"

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy 9 місяців тому +4

    Man i feel so bad for this dude but i couldnt help but lose it when he was talking to the 911 operator

  • @86pp73
    @86pp73 9 місяців тому +14

    Regards what Chjb said at 12:30 and the mentions of legality with the paramotor, they tend to sit in a class of "sub-light" classification in most countries (alongside microlights and gliders), and are therefore not as heavily regulated as "conventional" aircraft are, or require as in-depth of a licence to fly. I'm not certain of the specifics of US rules on the matter, though.
    EDIT: After reading context, it seems like everything was above board. He knew what he was doing, he just made a minor oopsie with his parachute and paid the price. Hopefully he'll be okay.

    • @SirValoso
      @SirValoso 9 місяців тому +6

      Yeah of course they are 'sub-light'
      Imagine a small craft like that with a hyperdrive

  • @spacejambluray2591
    @spacejambluray2591 9 місяців тому +97

    When is northern lion going to address the Kendrick lamar drake beef?? I need his take

    • @mauvemus5810
      @mauvemus5810 9 місяців тому +48

      I need him to drop a diss himself. He wanted to go viral, this is the perfect time to rep canada.
      Imagine 40 lines of costco guys and mama liz

    • @scragglie
      @scragglie 9 місяців тому

      both sides are stupid af. manufactured drama

    • @superfactorial5717
      @superfactorial5717 9 місяців тому +38

      nvm this shit dracula flow 5 is out

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 9 місяців тому +41

      Okay, Okay! Let's diss him! Let's diss him with bars!

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 6 місяців тому

      I remember he mentioned it recently, like kendrick is good and all and he likes TPAB but doesn't care about the recent stuff, too bad honestly it was a fun cultural moment to be plugged into. Fun but also a bit scary, I couldn't look away cus some fans also went crazy on some qanon light stuff, numerology rabbit holes etc. I watched one reaction talk about the 5 percent will comprehend 95 will loss line as being just like the vaccines and I was like woahh hold on partner

  • @davidlazerz8564
    @davidlazerz8564 9 місяців тому +92

    Look, if you crash your homemade flying machine in the middle of the desert all alone because you didnt bring a spotter you ABSOLUTELY deserve immediate rescue assistance....but you dont get to milk it for content while you recover in the hospital. I dont make the rules, I just arbitrarily enforce them.

    • @ToughBirch
      @ToughBirch 9 місяців тому +40

      It was not homemade I don't know why nl said that. It was a high end enthusiast paraglider.

    • @aMondayMorning
      @aMondayMorning 9 місяців тому +25

      Are we really just laughing at someone getting seriously hurt now? Am I just fucking stupid? The fuck am I missing?
      I really wish Librarian didn't put the video in because that was honestly pretty terrifying

    • @Whatsuppbuddies
      @Whatsuppbuddies 9 місяців тому

      @@aMondayMorningsorry you feel that way. I can assure you that the man is okay and uploaded his own video.

    • @drewpeacock9087
      @drewpeacock9087 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@aMondayMorningit was not nice to watch, but also good lord that was embarrassing for him

    • @4rtie
      @4rtie 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@aMondayMorningI mean... it was kind of funny
      Guy was flying way too low and not paying enough attention and then his voice was hehe funne when he was calling 9-1-1

  • @himynameisben95
    @himynameisben95 9 місяців тому +2

    "Hey guys, you know me, Stephen Spearows, easy going?!"

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 9 місяців тому +1

    The Classic Canadian Videos bit is top tier. "You don't care?" "I don't care"

  • @Zachafinackus
    @Zachafinackus 9 місяців тому +5

    NL only gets smoothies at Jamba Juice or Tropical Smoothie where they're packed with sugar, never makes them himself where he can control what goes into it.

  • @birbeyboop
    @birbeyboop 9 місяців тому +12

    the "why are you closed" guy is a little kooky but i think he's based

  • @bythos4
    @bythos4 9 місяців тому +11

    I wonder what it says about me NL has exactly my twitter experience in every one of these videos

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 9 місяців тому +5

      It's just all the most popular tweets. I made a completely new twitter recently to have a normal one, and with 0 likes or anything I started getting all the same shit NL does

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@grimmparagon427NL basic confirmed?

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 9 місяців тому +3

      @@snkybrki i mean he gets all the good tweets so probably for the best lol

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 9 місяців тому +1

      ive come to the conclusion that twitter's algorithm is dogshit so we all get the same posts no matter what you do

  • @tj10s
    @tj10s 9 місяців тому +3

    That flying ballerina shit happened to me when I was 6 but instead of a fire it was my eye and I had to wear an eyepatch for 3 months.

  • @rosebomb
    @rosebomb 8 місяців тому +4

    23:07-25:46 sir, the question was "What's your name"

  • @c.dl.4274
    @c.dl.4274 3 місяці тому

    My jaw actually dropped when she said flicked it to Blueys dad

  • @thefranklin6463
    @thefranklin6463 9 місяців тому +21

    “This is actually a private-“ okay I’m suddenly on mall loving screaming guy’s side

  • @jonathanbradley4639
    @jonathanbradley4639 Місяць тому +1

    TALK TO THE POPE

  • @joeblowgoes
    @joeblowgoes 8 місяців тому

    Omg this woman on the street is just on a roller coaster of emotion with this interview

  • @anarchium_wellsquest
    @anarchium_wellsquest 9 місяців тому +7

    is the waterloo guy the og dracula flow?

  • @chase7914
    @chase7914 8 місяців тому +1

    25:20 lady in the pink shirt looks so concerned lmfao

  • @LiarJudas666
    @LiarJudas666 8 місяців тому

    those videos of the ballerina toys flying into fireplaces are indeed very funny

  • @tjhall42
    @tjhall42 3 місяці тому +3

    6:58 yes, sir?

  • @bc6797
    @bc6797 9 місяців тому

    I only do my laundry once every 2 months, but I also have an unreasonable amount of clothing and like 6 sets of bedding I rotate through until wash day. I do have an absurd amount of laundry to take to the laundromat when it's finally time though. So many towels as well.

  • @CalifornieWay
    @CalifornieWay 3 місяці тому

    how tf did I get a sense memory from the balatro theme?

  • @greenwarrior33
    @greenwarrior33 9 місяців тому +29

    Alright ngl the bluey lady is chill. I wouldn't bring it up on a nomie podcast but as fictional sexual fantasy it is not that bad

    • @mattoleary811
      @mattoleary811 9 місяців тому +30

      Yeah basically sounded like she found his accent and him being a good dad hot which is like pretty normal. Its just that he's a cartoon dog, but not like lola bunny isn't a famous thirst trap

    • @rando843
      @rando843 8 місяців тому +2

      She’s based but it’s crazy she was willing to drop it all in there lmao

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 6 днів тому

      I just don't like the idea of a white woman saying she wants to fuck a dog

  • @williambbq
    @williambbq 3 місяці тому

    Why does the guy in the flying machine sound like NL doing an impression of "guy calling 911 after crashing his flying machine"?

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 9 місяців тому +38

    Twitter isn't cooked because Northern lion saw a video on it that is from a 20 year old TV show... The copium emote was made for this lol

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 9 місяців тому

      You're right. Twitter is cooked because it's flooded with porn bots, child porn, racists, neo nazis, zionists, the dumbest blue checks on the planet and its algorithm is 60x worse than it used to be

  • @thomasrad5202
    @thomasrad5202 8 місяців тому

    to be fair on the laundry topic (30:00) if you are just doing your own laundry it is a lot less than doing an entire families laundry.

  • @PercyJ1231
    @PercyJ1231 Місяць тому

    I love “like lasagna” “Ok see ya!”

  • @NaldoNidoking
    @NaldoNidoking 9 місяців тому +1

    My only push back against the Tahoe argument is that we needed a vehicle like that on weekends playing Magic the Gathering so we could all pile in and get Taco Bell to sustain like 6 hours of play for 8 people

  • @bigidiot5881
    @bigidiot5881 9 місяців тому +59

    Recommending the "for you" page on Twitter might be NL's first truly terrible take.

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 9 місяців тому +5

      for you is just better

    • @bigidiot5881
      @bigidiot5881 9 місяців тому

      @@zzeroara9511 It's just the meme of the week (stolen from some other website, usually tiktok) repeated over and over and over to the point where you hate seeing it, and then for 6 more days

    • @rando843
      @rando843 8 місяців тому +3

      I’m convinced that anyone with a bad For You page are just shit at interacting. He is right.

    • @riplix20
      @riplix20 8 місяців тому +1

      Says more about your habits than his lol

  • @karlklein2263
    @karlklein2263 8 місяців тому +1

    I've said many times now. "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" is our generation's Seinfeld

  • @blainegreene9751
    @blainegreene9751 9 місяців тому +3

    Mom I'm on TV!