Jay Jurden Stand-Up: Marrying a Dude, Straight Women Dating Ugly Guys | The Tonight Show

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  • @cjj9950
    @cjj9950 2 роки тому +76

    "But seriously, one of my friends, he's an old-school comedian -- what's the word for that? -- he's a misogynist. And he said..." 😂

  • @shortsatire5669
    @shortsatire5669 2 роки тому +61

    “Bells aren’t going to ring themselves!” Solid.

  • @amandawall8249
    @amandawall8249 2 роки тому +39

    "Left-handed?!" Jimmy done blushed twice in one set. 😂

  • @NT-ys3oh
    @NT-ys3oh Рік тому +26

    “There’s lots of words I can say” is so underrated 😂😂😂

  • @ShinAntonio
    @ShinAntonio Рік тому +14

    "We know Todd" LOL too true

  • @TheLandscaper0115
    @TheLandscaper0115 2 роки тому +13

    His hand gestures are so funny!

  • @DonVonBliss
    @DonVonBliss 2 роки тому +23

    The line about not knowing excel was pretty good lol

  • @bullseyecanada
    @bullseyecanada 2 роки тому +14

    He's also a regular on "The Problem" podcast with Jon Stewart.

  • @Prettygirlcn5
    @Prettygirlcn5 2 роки тому +17

    I liked that his transitions were smooth 👍🏽

  • @gem3333
    @gem3333 2 роки тому +17

    Love this guy!!!! He’s the best
    Was laughing entire time ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂🥰🫶🏼

  • @anettszondra9026
    @anettszondra9026 2 роки тому +5

    The Notre dame joke was THE BEST. Not in this stand up, not what I've ever heard in my life. It is the best joke ever made in this small universe of ours

  • @mustlovebooknerd
    @mustlovebooknerd Рік тому +2

    Jay is my new favorite comedian. His stuff cracks me the f*** up!

  • @TheLandscaper0115
    @TheLandscaper0115 2 роки тому +5

    Veeerrrry Funny! Made me laugh!laugh out loud! Great job!

  • @EpicFailure3
    @EpicFailure3 2 роки тому +3

    We need to see @kpstone on your show before 2023!

  • @Vic717
    @Vic717 2 роки тому +6

    Hey it’s A boogie wit da hoodie’s older brother 😂

  • @EpicFailure3
    @EpicFailure3 2 роки тому +4

    We want @kpstone to perform on your show!

  • @EpicFailure3
    @EpicFailure3 2 роки тому +2

    Kpstone has worked so hard on a song called I Could B and you need to have him perform on your show!

  • @augopen
    @augopen Рік тому

    Love how he's holding the mic before Jimmy comes out

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    My team in CT is pointing out that my resilience since that RI Phish concert alone makes me worth something.

  • @J0S3PHC
    @J0S3PHC 2 роки тому +4

    I wanna see @KP Stone on your show, he’s a door artist

  • @joshuatolentino4722
    @joshuatolentino4722 2 роки тому +2

    JIMMY FALLON PLS PUT KP STONE ON YOUR SHOW

  • @akmediascope
    @akmediascope 2 роки тому +7

    I like him! Middle school is always funny! The minute he said Middle School, I'm on board

  • @Lizzeshade
    @Lizzeshade 2 роки тому +5

    He’s funny to me, I like diff palettes of comedy. Not as bad as the comments - watch for yourself

  • @rhodabaruch4
    @rhodabaruch4 2 роки тому +5

    Love Jay! Saw him at Free Comedy in the Park in Washington Square last summer!

    • @FancyPants_RN
      @FancyPants_RN 2 роки тому

      That's about what his show is worth.

    • @rhodabaruch4
      @rhodabaruch4 2 роки тому

      @@FancyPants_RN apparently not if he booked Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @steventurner5785
    @steventurner5785 2 роки тому +3

    He is really funny seen him in person few time

  • @heatherzwicker8031
    @heatherzwicker8031 2 роки тому +1

    Standing up! He's so funny! Notre dame!

  • @Jairo_738
    @Jairo_738 2 роки тому +3

    Bro pls let KP stone preform on your show

  • @joshuatolentino4722
    @joshuatolentino4722 2 роки тому +3

    @kp stone pls JIMMY FALLON PUT KP STONE ON YOUR SHOW

  • @rebeccakurtz7575
    @rebeccakurtz7575 2 роки тому +1

    Dude this guy was so funny!

  • @2damnfunny
    @2damnfunny 2 роки тому

    He's hilarious!!!!!

  • @joanamendes7072
    @joanamendes7072 2 роки тому +3

    We need KP Stone on your show

  • @amodernpoet
    @amodernpoet 2 роки тому

    Hilarious 😂

  • @niasiathomas9799
    @niasiathomas9799 Рік тому

    Perfect

  • @joanamendes7072
    @joanamendes7072 2 роки тому +3

    WE WANNA SEE KP STONE

  • @bewitched975
    @bewitched975 2 роки тому +3

    This reminded me how in OG queer as folk that guy Todd showing up each season getting fckd

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 2 роки тому

      Miss that show

    • @Zenithx3
      @Zenithx3 2 роки тому

      @@bsing2u I totally remember that! Lucky boi!

  • @bellah3xx
    @bellah3xx 2 роки тому +4

    😂😂

  • @mikeyirish1967
    @mikeyirish1967 2 роки тому +1

    Jay is E V E R Y T H I N G.

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    Chris Bryant tweeted Babe once

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 2 роки тому

    Wait, there isn't two U's in Camouflage (spellchecked)

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    Significance of EJ Martinez & Nava ES

  • @joanamendes7072
    @joanamendes7072 2 роки тому +3

    KP stone please

  • @KingKhanAbz
    @KingKhanAbz 2 роки тому +4

    He didn't make me laugh but he seems like a lovely personality to befriend 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @theelephant2887
    @theelephant2887 2 роки тому

    I don't know about this performance.... I will have to watch other stand ups of him to decide

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    They are obsessed with the word HARD

  • @sunny5ma
    @sunny5ma 2 роки тому +1

    Finally a good stand up! 💖💖💖 They're always so atrociuosly bad!! ❤️

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    Yeah we are ready for open borders with little oversight. People are bright enough not to just do what they are told! They have financial options! (As I shudder with large open eyes behind closed doors)

    • @reneekad
      @reneekad 2 роки тому

      We would make sure humans aren’t exploited ( 😳)

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 роки тому

    🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🤗 ❤️

  • @Gianni225
    @Gianni225 2 роки тому +3

    🤦🏽

  • @iZack51
    @iZack51 2 роки тому +1

    I was trying to laugh

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    How I saw a man with a much younger wife or gfriend at Kennywood

  • @bestrongcourageous2932
    @bestrongcourageous2932 2 роки тому +3

    So a comedian? 🤔 Nah!!!!! 🙄

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 2 роки тому +1

    😐

  • @reneekad
    @reneekad 2 роки тому

    Yellow isn’t your color babe

  • @mrsblue3011
    @mrsblue3011 2 роки тому +16

    Sorry….it’s a H H H HELL NO !!!

    • @susansemola8606
      @susansemola8606 2 роки тому

      Good evening sweet can I ask you a question? It's a no🤔 sorry m old! 😂God bless stay safe sincerely yours Susan from pa 🙏

  • @JAYRAY00
    @JAYRAY00 2 роки тому

    I didn't find him very funny. The excel joke and the middle school jokes were good though.

  • @TheChaserTV
    @TheChaserTV 2 роки тому

    Not funny at all, imagine thinking this is actually worth paying money for

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents 2 роки тому +13

    Completely painful... can't even make it through this six-minute video. I couldn't imagine paying to watch this guy for a whole show.

  • @wishingonthemoon1
    @wishingonthemoon1 2 роки тому +5

    Didn’t even make it to the end. Clicked off, he’s not funny. Sigh.

  • @FancyPants_RN
    @FancyPants_RN 2 роки тому +5

    I stopped watching about 1 minute in....comedy isn't this hard and awkward.

  • @Fartanash
    @Fartanash 2 роки тому +1

    Is this supposed to be funny? Or to promote the agenda

  • @blessingsoutlaw
    @blessingsoutlaw 2 роки тому

    C’mon! Who is left for straight women when the lookers are all gay? 😊

    • @eneobande7433
      @eneobande7433 2 роки тому +1

      lookers?

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 роки тому

      If they have really great skintone, please adjust your gaydar and move on. 😆

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 2 роки тому +1

    If he got a feminine side, it must be Amy Schumer, because you know, not funny

  • @kareneverett125
    @kareneverett125 2 роки тому

  • @JohnDoe-ks3mh
    @JohnDoe-ks3mh 2 роки тому +12

    He is not funny whatsoever