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Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas In 30 Days & Is Going Insane - H3 Podcast

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2019
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  • @benjaminleavitt3666
    @benjaminleavitt3666 4 роки тому +4495

    Ever since he became a paid intern, we haven’t seen as much of Ian. The money has changed him. 💰

  • @randomshittyvideos2997
    @randomshittyvideos2997 4 роки тому +1657

    Ethan: "Have I said something racist this episode?"
    That's needs to be a soundbite.

    • @jonl7855
      @jonl7855 4 роки тому +20

      Time stamp pls🙏

    • @LatticeAnomaly
      @LatticeAnomaly 4 роки тому +49

      @@jonl7855 2:09:18

    • @heyitsdamos
      @heyitsdamos 4 роки тому

      Bump

    • @shgh2695
      @shgh2695 4 роки тому +25

      “I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries recently.”

    • @PBrousse
      @PBrousse 4 роки тому

      Si, por favor :^]

  • @fabianwareinc1171
    @fabianwareinc1171 4 роки тому +681

    How to transition from one conversation to another:
    "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries." - Ethan 2019

    • @rayquazza777
      @rayquazza777 4 роки тому +5

      Fabian Piedra cause he said ss tier and ss was the military police for nazis

    • @EvilDead24
      @EvilDead24 4 роки тому +1

      Fabian Piedra Hila: “let’s google some ISIS videos”

    • @Zjayc777
      @Zjayc777 4 роки тому +2

      It was so smooth it couldn’t have been intentional

    • @summerwithsai
      @summerwithsai 4 роки тому +1

      23:18

    • @dynctive
      @dynctive 2 роки тому

      Weirdly enough, this comment has 666 likes

  • @jackvandegriffe9747
    @jackvandegriffe9747 4 роки тому +572

    “I like it”
    “I like it”
    “I like it”
    “I’m over it”
    “I like it”
    “I’m over it”
    “Fill that bag up”
    Zach was ON it with the sound board this episode

  • @jordanmacy5224
    @jordanmacy5224 4 роки тому +346

    Everyone: *in the middle of the papa johns interview discussion*
    Ethan out of nowhere: "Ive been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries recently"

  • @felipefasanella7764
    @felipefasanella7764 4 роки тому +286

    Zach should try to do an entire "Ian conversation" Just with soundbites.

  • @karma5235
    @karma5235 4 роки тому +319

    ethan out of topics?
    A: poop jokes
    B: mention dead air
    C: ask how everyone else is doing

    • @willsimpsblart
      @willsimpsblart 4 роки тому +3

      @@ShoeNice22videos shoenice do you actually hate ethan

    • @desiree2401
      @desiree2401 4 роки тому +16

      D: *So I've been watching alot of Hitler documentaries*

    • @karma5235
      @karma5235 4 роки тому +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos yeah are you and Ethan cool?

  • @mitchdurr
    @mitchdurr 4 роки тому +151

    Give Dan a segment where he reviews Kettle Brand Kettle chip flavors

  • @morpho5539
    @morpho5539 4 роки тому +108

    2:09:19 Sound bite of Ethan "Have I said something Racist this episode?" and when he says something that may be controversial and everyone in the crew doesn't laugh, you play it.

  • @ellieem125
    @ellieem125 4 роки тому +602

    ETHAN: I REALLY WANT PAPA JOHNS ON THE SHOW
    ALSO ETHAN: ...HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A WET, GREASY PIZZA.
    ALSO ALSO ETHAN: WHY DOESN'T HE COME ON THE SHOW?

    • @gliver2549
      @gliver2549 4 роки тому +7

      ya insults best way to lure him to the show 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 4 роки тому +21

      Tony Hawk worked for Trisha lmao

    • @andyli1609
      @andyli1609 4 роки тому

      You finally realized he is a hypocrite?

    • @Rzs31
      @Rzs31 4 роки тому +7

      Andy Li Too sensitive to get jokes?

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 роки тому

      @@robertwalsh1401 it's not really a joke if it genuinely happened. You can say it's funny, but it's literally not a joke.

  • @imericana
    @imericana 4 роки тому +21

    "Hila wants to wrap it up guys, lets go"
    *Starts going through the past decade's worth of memes*

  • @sheldonbaertlein4476
    @sheldonbaertlein4476 4 роки тому +110

    Ethan:*adjusts his beanie* “I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries.”22:38

  • @mellopi
    @mellopi 4 роки тому +641

    I love hearing the guys in the far away background laughing

    • @OCV102
      @OCV102 4 роки тому +17

      Generally love when the boys are laughing in the background. There's not enough laughs to make a compilation too (especially Dan and Zach, Ian likes to enjoy in silence)

    • @ShakalakaRD1
      @ShakalakaRD1 4 роки тому +14

      SWEAR I CRACK UP EVERY TIME I HEAR THE GUYS LAUGHING IN THE BACK

    • @rafaelestrada1846
      @rafaelestrada1846 4 роки тому +3

      That's pretty much the reason I watch the podcast! Wanna be friends?

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 4 роки тому

      @@rafaelestrada1846 I'd be your friend

    • @jamesmelton775
      @jamesmelton775 4 роки тому

      I love hearing that too. You been watching YMH? I mean, since it doesn’t happen here...

  • @michaelcrump7225
    @michaelcrump7225 4 роки тому +213

    Ethan: *Makes fun of Papa John the whole segment and says he looks like a pizza.
    Also Ethan literally right after he said papa looks like a pizza: “why can’t we get papa john on this show?”

    • @lirfrank
      @lirfrank 4 роки тому +16

      Ethan goofs on everyone.
      If Papa can't take it, it's on him.

    • @travisstincelli9669
      @travisstincelli9669 4 роки тому

      "Just as an aside, quickly."

  • @o_btreecleveland6782
    @o_btreecleveland6782 4 роки тому +127

    Papa John's eyes and his sweat, also his bloating face, screams alcoholism to me. He's probably been on a pretty consistent binge since losing the company..

    • @doesntmatter6361
      @doesntmatter6361 4 роки тому +10

      For sure. All over his face.

    • @void7100
      @void7100 4 роки тому +6

      Oh shit you’re so right

    • @kybravo3744
      @kybravo3744 4 роки тому +5

      only an alcoholist could see that ;)

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +1

      Possibly but then again 40 pizzas in 30 days will do bad things to your body.

  • @Maria-tl9lw
    @Maria-tl9lw 4 роки тому +32

    When everyone just got bored and started pressing every sound bite 💀💀

  • @mfpuma_
    @mfpuma_ 4 роки тому +351

    "I think it's time to put the Shoe, in the box" - Hila, 2019

    • @likemike23100
      @likemike23100 4 роки тому +3

      Shoenice Official Channel yo waddup shoe

    • @phez_846
      @phez_846 4 роки тому

      @@ShoeNice22videos oH HoMiee

    • @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN
      @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN 4 роки тому

      @@ShoeNice22videos Andy Kauffman called, he said this joke format sucks, but he hates shitty copycats like you more

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 4 роки тому +2

      @@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN leave SHOENICE aloooone!

    • @somehomelessman4908
      @somehomelessman4908 4 роки тому

      Hey shoe how you doin

  • @isaacskylee
    @isaacskylee 4 роки тому +694

    I’m happy that Ethan actually addresses issues addressed in the comments

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 4 роки тому +32

      It's nice, I hate it when creators don't mention the comments

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 4 роки тому +1

      Isaac Lee it scares me somewhat because every once in a while someone will snitch about an action you do during the reads if you get what I mean.

    • @akiranishimura2238
      @akiranishimura2238 4 роки тому +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos hey shoenice hope all is well love your crazy content and unique personality

    • @meko7878
      @meko7878 4 роки тому +7

      JadynWuzHere please do not influence him

    • @doomtrap
      @doomtrap 4 роки тому +2

      @@Shadow4977 says someone chillin in the comments

  • @hantront
    @hantront 4 роки тому +65

    Papa John has the same facial expressions as the Heath Ledger Joker.

    • @yoba6037
      @yoba6037 4 роки тому

      5 star comment

    • @gracewhittaker933
      @gracewhittaker933 4 роки тому

      Yo Ba ykhuu bellyflop p poop probably mimompppmmpmpppppp ooooooooo miommmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooopoopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooloooloooloololololoooololollooloooololooloooooooolooooooooooolooooooooooooooooololoooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooooloooooooloooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooloooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooolooooolooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooolololooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookk

  • @mikelynn767
    @mikelynn767 4 роки тому +103

    Hila: "Have an awful black friday"
    Me: *an employee at a retail store* :(

  • @oggaspack7971
    @oggaspack7971 4 роки тому +157

    Dan yelling was so funny. Ethan got scared for a second Haha

    • @rockabillybandit6328
      @rockabillybandit6328 4 роки тому

      Time.?

    • @jamiereid6444
      @jamiereid6444 4 роки тому +11

      @@rockabillybandit6328 0:00:18

    • @7belowfn593
      @7belowfn593 4 роки тому +13

      I watched that like 3 times lmao. Ethan’s reaction was so classic

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamiereid6444 I like how his fist pumps sync up with the clapping

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 роки тому +48

    Aunt attacked my other aunt with a hanger on Thanksgiving for not doing the dishes. 😂

  • @MrCombatgiraffe
    @MrCombatgiraffe 4 роки тому +28

    gonna need that "off the charts always in your hearts" soundbite on the show.

  • @AndrewJay-nq3dh
    @AndrewJay-nq3dh 4 роки тому +23

    Zach with that soundboard has been 100% recently 👏👏👏

  • @alexjohnson5512
    @alexjohnson5512 4 роки тому +258

    "He's kinda like if a person could be a pizza" - Hila Klein burying Papa John

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 4 роки тому +4

      Alex Johnson he is a man of pure pizza quality.

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 роки тому

      Is that supposed to be a joke?

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 4 роки тому

      He wakes you up with diarrhea at 2am??

    • @goncalodias1975
      @goncalodias1975 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if they watched penguinz0 video before this

    • @sofern2681
      @sofern2681 4 роки тому +2

      14:30

  • @xPosumx
    @xPosumx 4 роки тому +66

    I love how you read the comments, take on the criticism, change it and move on. It’s so refreshing! Not that you always have to bend to the comments but it’s nice to have a conversation to some degree

  • @GTK_Aztech
    @GTK_Aztech 4 роки тому +18

    Hila's monotone opening is the best. Like she ain't actually with Ethan on his bullshit but she also wants to support her man.

  • @jaredphelps3731
    @jaredphelps3731 4 роки тому +65

    Ethan: "Last time we got Papa John's, after he left.."
    also Ethan: "I haven't gottan Papa John's since he left, honestly."

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 роки тому +1

      I caught that too 😆

    • @joesosa41
      @joesosa41 4 роки тому

      Maybe that's why he said honestly, falsifying his last claim. Lol

  • @joycecaswell5785
    @joycecaswell5785 4 роки тому +388

    “Why is he so wet?”
    Hila: he just came out of the oven
    Lmaooooo

    • @alexjohnson5512
      @alexjohnson5512 4 роки тому +7

      Hila only comes with that heat.

    • @troydebouter6093
      @troydebouter6093 4 роки тому

      Shoenice Official Channel not funny wierdo

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 4 роки тому +2

      He is sweating garlic sauce

    • @courtneymariew14
      @courtneymariew14 4 роки тому

      @@Kigoz4Life it makes sense lol. shes implying if he was in the oven then he would be sweating a ton.

    • @courtneymariew14
      @courtneymariew14 4 роки тому

      @@Kigoz4Life have you never sweat before LOL

  • @sleptkingdom9987
    @sleptkingdom9987 4 роки тому +1557

    Make “ you’re on the wrong street cuz “ shirts ! Like so they can see

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 роки тому +14

      Shoenice Official Channel put in a good word for me

    • @javerious24
      @javerious24 4 роки тому +1

      @@sleptkingdom9987 thwy already have them

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 роки тому +2

      FLIGHT THE MESSIAH send me the link or it didn’t happen

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 4 роки тому +3

      I’d buy instantly

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 роки тому +1

      Philip Banks I’m waiting on the link ! Go ahead I’ll wait

  • @GrimeyGut
    @GrimeyGut 4 роки тому +14

    "Have i said someting racist" was the best thing ever said on a podcast ever
    Had me laughing for like 2 minutes damn

  • @mariemiller7188
    @mariemiller7188 4 роки тому +29

    when ethan said “have i said something racist this episode?” i lost it lmao

  • @alexwork178
    @alexwork178 4 роки тому +142

    Mark McGrath: Hey Ethan, Hila just wanted to let you know she feels the feeding window isn’t working out…

    • @ShawarMoni
      @ShawarMoni 4 роки тому

      @@ShoeNice22videos The real feeding window! 🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏽‍♂️

  • @elladeruiter8842
    @elladeruiter8842 4 роки тому +56

    Ethan talking about papa johns then 6 seconds later "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries on Netflix"

  • @amandaleekirkpatrick4952
    @amandaleekirkpatrick4952 4 роки тому +109

    Ethan is actually pronouncing the German word "Angst" correctly.

    • @xjlfx1756
      @xjlfx1756 4 роки тому +8

      @@ShoeNice22videos ahahahaha

  • @yvendous
    @yvendous 4 роки тому +12

    "Thank you for acknowledging." - Hila
    I felt that

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 4 роки тому +192

    T.I is worried his daughter is gonna meet a guy that reminds him of himself

    • @jacobharlow9301
      @jacobharlow9301 4 роки тому +3

      I'm sure he wouldn't mind a millionaire dating his daughter. I think he wants to pick the man that she will marry though.

    • @pizzasandwich8229
      @pizzasandwich8229 4 роки тому +13

      @NoochTV he knows he has treated woman like trash in the pass and he believes in karma for sure.

    • @moodyhumor
      @moodyhumor 4 роки тому +4

      Duke Von Draw My thoughts exactly 😂 Men only act like that when they’ve been a piece of work to women themselves

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao he's definitely going straight to hell. You can tell he's a terror to be around.

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 роки тому

      I'm afraid to meet someone who reminds me of myself

  • @duck8712
    @duck8712 4 роки тому +134

    i love the look of genuine fear in ethan's eyes when dan screamed

  • @GOSFreak
    @GOSFreak 4 роки тому +11

    Shoe is just practicing equivalent exchange when he gives a compliment.

  • @jermbonotrombone
    @jermbonotrombone 4 роки тому +8

    Here’s every offer to the peanut gallery from Ethan:
    Ian: No
    Dan: I have way more dignity than that
    Zack: *Shit I’ll do anything*

  • @shathar7071
    @shathar7071 4 роки тому +279

    “i think i might hit that” talks about broccoli quiche

  • @evilsoupkitchen3709
    @evilsoupkitchen3709 4 роки тому +75

    Has anyone made a "Dangalf" joke about Dan's merch shirt yet? If not I'm doing it now.

  • @Nico-oi7hn
    @Nico-oi7hn 4 роки тому +10

    No one:
    My brain when I'm trying to sleep: 1:01:13

  • @MrWeirdAnimals
    @MrWeirdAnimals 4 роки тому +8

    T.I. definitely has a unique cadence. I’ve been in the south my entire life and T.I.’s speech isn’t your average southern accent

  • @mtbthiccness3605
    @mtbthiccness3605 4 роки тому +174

    Bro that scream from dan was the highlight of this episode. We need a soundbite of that glorious masterpiece. A truly divine shout. The dragonborn would be jealous let alone eathan. His pitiful cough in comparison is but a whisper in a barren land. Dan's thunderous roar can be heard across the globe. I know you felt it.

    • @Rick-jf5bd
      @Rick-jf5bd 4 роки тому +12

      And the fist bumping motion he was doing sealed the deal. I'm starting to like dan more

    • @buffythebody8911
      @buffythebody8911 4 роки тому +5

      Dan is the fucking goat

    • @hankwicklund2182
      @hankwicklund2182 4 роки тому +6

      0:21 Big velociraptor energy

    • @michaelhenderson643
      @michaelhenderson643 4 роки тому +5

      "The ground shook with a roar like a lion's. there, over the horizon, behold, the resounding shout. A hero rises from the fray, dan, the fixer of doors, mechanic of scooters, editer of podcasts, who would dare to challenge him in battle, his sword is dipped in blood, chips crunch beneath the force of his might jaw, the advocate of the devil has spoken, armegedon is upon us!" dan 3:16

    • @anewbugmusic
      @anewbugmusic 4 роки тому +1

      MTB Thiccness woah that was Dan? Thought it was an ethan bradberry soundclip

  • @gabriellewhite6716
    @gabriellewhite6716 4 роки тому +97

    when hila said "he looks like if a person could be a pizza"

  • @isaiahgardner6604
    @isaiahgardner6604 4 роки тому +7

    “Have I said something racist”
    Glad I stuck around, that was so funny

  • @alexanderanthonyhartz3469
    @alexanderanthonyhartz3469 4 роки тому +87

    T.I. definitely sounds like he's doing a schtick!

    • @becalupin
      @becalupin 4 роки тому +1

      It’s a Georgia accent. That’s how everyone there sounds

    • @kclauren6052
      @kclauren6052 4 роки тому

      I'm from Alabama, 1.5 hrs from Atlanta. This is definitely not how everyone sounds

    • @becalupin
      @becalupin 4 роки тому +2

      I live IN Atlanta and this is definitely how a lot of people sound

    • @datzit9176
      @datzit9176 4 роки тому

      @@becalupin Mainly older black gentlemen

  • @AcroCrystal
    @AcroCrystal 4 роки тому +1353

    only 1 minute in and i'm completely satisfied with this podcast

    • @SupremeLogo
      @SupremeLogo 4 роки тому +2

      @Jason Rodrigues are you buying any new merch? I like how there is cotton crew neck sweatshirts lol

    • @vikramchakraborty1024
      @vikramchakraborty1024 4 роки тому

      Second*

    • @Pooksty
      @Pooksty 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not how tf can you not like thanksgiving food

    • @AcroCrystal
      @AcroCrystal 4 роки тому

      @@Pooksty yo i dont like turkey but i'm SO living for thanksgiving tomorrow

    • @AcroCrystal
      @AcroCrystal 4 роки тому

      @@ShoeNice22videos hell ya friend

  • @kylemcallister5993
    @kylemcallister5993 4 роки тому +153

    "ive been watching alot of hitler documentaries" what a jump

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 4 роки тому +5

      BMX jump

    • @karmabeast
      @karmabeast 4 роки тому +12

      an "SS" tier jump, so to speak

  • @rhysgent3606
    @rhysgent3606 4 роки тому +5

    Comparing TI too foghorn leghorn is the funniest thing I've heard in a while 😂

  • @ashleygash3087
    @ashleygash3087 4 роки тому +4

    “And it’s loaded... with olives”
    😭😭🤣 I laughed too hard

  • @shopgirlkc
    @shopgirlkc 4 роки тому +166

    The most H3 sentence: “I’d be a little worried if Mark McGrath told me that you ran off with Shoenice.” 🤣🤣

  • @PerfectMadeStreets
    @PerfectMadeStreets 4 роки тому +331

    Omg let Ethan talk about Hitler if he wants to!

    • @PerfectMadeStreets
      @PerfectMadeStreets 4 роки тому +32

      Especially a jucy topic like Hitler from a jewish persective

    • @InternetUnraveled
      @InternetUnraveled 4 роки тому

      @NoochTV my family is atheist and we celebrate Christmas

    • @TheVancouverEditor
      @TheVancouverEditor 4 роки тому +7

      So tired of everyone shutting down ethan I love Hila I love the others.
      ethan is funny when he’s aloud to speak, but now he’s insecure about anything he says now and we don’t get crazy impressions, funny incorrect words that ethan does on purpose for the joke half the time, or talk about anyone in a negative light because Hila and Dan stop ethan from making jokes and doing his own topics.

    • @peanutgallery123
      @peanutgallery123 4 роки тому

      NoochTV 100% agree. He has a strong personality and you need Hila and Dan to keep the show on track. I remember a “dark” period where they would only have like 5 minutes to focus on the actual topics of the show because Ethan had been going on his tangents for way too long.

    • @crackerbarrelkid5517
      @crackerbarrelkid5517 4 роки тому +3

      I bet they get divorce in next 5 years. She seems really controlling and it’s getting more and more

  • @jellicledry1380
    @jellicledry1380 4 роки тому +8

    Baeu walks into his father’s bedroom looking to borrow a quick buck from his old man, the day is December 31st, 2019. Baeu knocks, but there is no answer. “Hey Papa, you in there?” Baeu asks, but yet again, not a single human response is heard; only a faint pulsating sound, almost like a heartbeat, and there’s a palpable taste of mozzarella in the air. Cautious but curious, Baeu slowly cracks open the door to his father’s room, to find a very strong resistance against the door, as if someone is attempting to keep it shut. “Huh huh” comes a deepened laugh from within the room, which sounds nearly identical to the Papa’s own, “The day has come, just as I had said.” And then, a sound similar to a pizza box hitting the floor, a loud snap is heard, and the door flings open, causing Baeu to fall onto the floor in his father’s bedroom. Dazed, Beau looks up, only to be met with a monstrous sight, and he lets out a gasped scream as his mouth is restrained by a hefty vine of melty, oily mozzarella cheese. Before him lies what seems to be a cacoon of sorts, except instead of silk is a pool of cheese, sause, and grease. The tendril that had muffled Baeu quickly whips him foward into this cacoon, making him press into the substance as if it were memory foam. Still afraid and looking for a way out, Baeu searches around him, but instead of finding a way to free himself, he sees the culprit. His father, or at lease WAS his father, is now engorged and covered in what seems to be this cheesy growth. To his side he sees them, 400 garlic bread pizza boxes, all empty at what used to be The Papa’s feet. “I had warned them, my son, of this very day of reckoning. But no one listened. My training has been completed and I have ascended; 400 PIZZAS IN ONLY 30 DAYS! And now with my new form, starting with you, I shall make this world my own; i can finally see the Pizza gods once again.” A gurgling is heard within the cacoon, and Baeu is helplessly absorbed into the mass, unable to move or cry for help. Within moments the child is gone, and the growth continues to expand. The floor, grease; the bed, mozzarella; the walls, crust. And it goes from the room to down the hallway, and from the hallway into the whole house, has become this abomination. Tirelessly, it consumes the neighborhood, morphing and ruining everything in its wake. “Huh huh huh, everyone will no longer need to fear. For I shall take thee away. Huh huh huh.” Maniacally laughs the mass of what used to be the Papa. Its not long before the street is taken, then the town, and then the city by the end of the hour. Military come in, but to no use, and within no time at all, the entire state is gone, reduced to a fatty substance that is no longer recognizable. And it doesn’t stop there, and no longer discriminates. Soon, more states are taken, then the entire USA, then All of North America. By the end of the day, all that is left is The Papa, and his house. For he is in it, and he will never have to leave it again.

  • @ZombieSlayer0115
    @ZombieSlayer0115 4 роки тому +80

    Who else loves hearing the rest of the crew laughing in the background like at 1:06:05

  • @Purrim
    @Purrim 4 роки тому +103

    Shredder and Alfredo should have gotten their own merch tbh

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 роки тому +1

      no

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 4 роки тому +1

      Those two stupid little dogs. Uggg.

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 роки тому +1

      @@xenonram If they were at least normal dogs...

    • @Dr_RenDiamond
      @Dr_RenDiamond 4 роки тому +1

      TheDonUrbas what does “normal dogs” mean?

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dr_RenDiamond Let me put it this way, you cant throw a normal dog 100 feet

  • @bb4380
    @bb4380 4 роки тому +294

    "how can trump be president if he doesnt have any pizza experience" lmao, im glad hilas speaking up

  • @nola1439
    @nola1439 4 роки тому +81

    Ethan is right. TI sounds like he’s talking like a confederate cartoon character. Doesn’t matter which one. It’s more than a southern accent, it’s a quasi-vintage-wanna-be southern accent. I get tired with Dan and hila always telling Ethan he’s crazy for saying normal things

    • @RedMansonxx
      @RedMansonxx 4 роки тому +7

      they always goof on each other, I don't think you need to worry about ethan's feelings lmao

    • @flygod916
      @flygod916 4 роки тому +2

      i mean that is how he talks sense like 2000 it may have even been worse back then he even had it in his songs then to

    • @kclauren6052
      @kclauren6052 4 роки тому +2

      I agree, and I'm from 1.5 hrs outside Atlanta. This is not the norm accent in my experience

  • @Shroctopus
    @Shroctopus 4 роки тому +9

    Everytime i hear bradberry say cheers it sounds like cheese

  • @bchaynz110
    @bchaynz110 4 роки тому +124

    Ethan: "Why doesn't Papa John come on this show?"
    20 seconds earlier: "He looks like a greasy wet pizza."
    😂😂😂

  • @SayelorYT
    @SayelorYT 4 роки тому +117

    “This podcast is off the hinge” 😂😂😂 im mad ethan didn’t react better to that greatness of a joke from hila

    • @JelenK
      @JelenK 4 роки тому +1

      Off the charts?

    • @SayelorYT
      @SayelorYT 4 роки тому +2

      JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

    • @SayelorYT
      @SayelorYT 4 роки тому

      JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

    • @hunterbiden3238
      @hunterbiden3238 4 роки тому

      JunkDrawer unhinged. Kinda like the door and Shoenice

    • @figment7682
      @figment7682 4 роки тому

      That interaction between them was weird in my opinion when she was like “thank you for acknowledging that”, it seemed almost like a practiced saying

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 3 роки тому +3

    😂 I love rewatching episodes. Ethans face when Dan yells about the Gatsby being fixed lol scared him and I’m here for it lol

  • @MaxPalaro
    @MaxPalaro 4 роки тому +6

    1:47:34 he sounds like Kevin Space on that Christmas video

  • @antoniogasca8407
    @antoniogasca8407 4 роки тому +223

    Hila saying "Ok Boomer" in response to Ethan's rant on Nazis not being prosecuted was beautiful

    • @Vappy01
      @Vappy01 4 роки тому +8

      Should be a soundbite honestly

    • @alwalt198
      @alwalt198 4 роки тому +1

      23:18

  • @jaybird3837
    @jaybird3837 4 роки тому +60

    Whoever is making the thumbnails, they're doing it right.

  • @Exhibitiononly
    @Exhibitiononly 4 роки тому +5

    Ethan and Hila
    with billionaire Papa John
    Ethan: “So lets get down to business, where do you even get a long table like that?”
    Papa: .....

  • @alexorosz
    @alexorosz 4 роки тому +37

    I get not liking hunting, but deer in the Midwest is no joke. They will overrun everything.

    • @alexorosz
      @alexorosz 4 роки тому +9

      Hunting endangered animals is disgusting and horrendous though, yes.

    • @Sithassassin9
      @Sithassassin9 4 роки тому +2

      Alex Orosz lol I actually work at a deer slaughter house in Illinois, they overrun everything

    • @alexorosz
      @alexorosz 4 роки тому +2

      David Morris I had no idea deer slaughter houses were a thing lol

    • @Sithassassin9
      @Sithassassin9 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Orosz they’re not common, but it’s only open during hunting seasons 😜
      Countryside Smokehouse if you ever need a deer processed 🤣

  • @Ynot533
    @Ynot533 4 роки тому +309

    In honor of dan they should do a kettle cooked chip taste test or tier list

  • @moonsappho
    @moonsappho 4 роки тому +221

    andrew yang BETTER be rolling into the podcast on the gatsby

    • @OCV102
      @OCV102 4 роки тому +1

      Sure he will actually be able to enter without damage, unlike Bobby Lee even if they're both Asian (to kill the stereotype)

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 4 роки тому +2

      HE DID IT

  • @slicemysoup3830
    @slicemysoup3830 4 роки тому +38

    when ethan says 'no ones listening now anyway' but you are:
    *happiness noises*

  • @psutrojanfan
    @psutrojanfan 4 роки тому +4

    T.I. sounds like a old southern plantation owner 😂

  • @djfluffy123
    @djfluffy123 4 роки тому +230

    Feel like Ethan should rank all the holidays in a tier list? It’s podcast day my dudes

    • @jonwhittaker6307
      @jonwhittaker6307 4 роки тому +1

      there are like maybe 5 major ones that they all could relate to

    • @pitaodsira7354
      @pitaodsira7354 4 роки тому

      @@jonwhittaker6307 Fair point, it shouldn't be an entire episode but maybe a segment in an episode.

    • @earthwalker2283
      @earthwalker2283 4 роки тому +4

      S tier - halloween
      A
      B
      C
      D
      E
      F tier - every other holiday

    • @jane-vh5rw
      @jane-vh5rw 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos 10/10 wonderful

    • @dumevision4573
      @dumevision4573 4 роки тому

      Thanksgiving is f tier ez...

  • @deshawncorley4123
    @deshawncorley4123 4 роки тому +294

    Ethan breaking the door and just moving on is hilarious

  • @1234554321musiclover
    @1234554321musiclover 4 роки тому +23

    "If u want to spend time with your family order in"
    What about the guy who has to make the food and deliver it

    • @jamiefreeman4452
      @jamiefreeman4452 4 роки тому +2

      What's your point? If you want too spend time with your family why would you give a rats arse about the delivery man ?

    • @jessegarcia1816
      @jessegarcia1816 4 роки тому +8

      That dudes out there grinding dont worry bout him

    • @omermarom6592
      @omermarom6592 4 роки тому +4

      Ya cause every time u don't order, every delivery man gets their shift shortened

    • @ghoulsarefree
      @ghoulsarefree 4 роки тому

      well that guy is getting paid. you would rather him not??

  • @cheerskiwi
    @cheerskiwi 4 роки тому +3

    I swear to god ian and hila will just disagree with everything ethan says to make him look dumb, even when it's indisputable

  • @brittanym188
    @brittanym188 4 роки тому +373

    Papa John looks like he's got the suds.

    • @roblestito93
      @roblestito93 4 роки тому +6

      Yeh, looks like someone needs the sponge treatment lol

    • @TritiumCupcakes
      @TritiumCupcakes 4 роки тому +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos he wasnt talking about you shoebuddy

    • @jakeyeyeye5027
      @jakeyeyeye5027 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos HI SHOEEEEEEEEE

  • @Taylor-xv3fd
    @Taylor-xv3fd 4 роки тому +56

    5:28 “this podcast is off the hinge”

  • @jules16033
    @jules16033 4 роки тому +5

    me: wanting to just watch a video being shown during the podcast
    ethan: pauses inconsistently and rewinds at random times
    much love❤️

  • @ajpip9719
    @ajpip9719 4 роки тому +7

    when ethan says “uhh” he sometimes sounds like butthead from beavis and butthead

  • @skrrbrr8582
    @skrrbrr8582 4 роки тому +375

    Is it a bird?
    Is it a cybertruck?
    Is it a lamborghini?
    It's Ethan Bradberry

  • @nightowl8477
    @nightowl8477 4 роки тому +59

    15:00 cold sweat, bloodshot eyes, fidgety movements.
    *this man has pizza withdrawal*

    • @ttonic2080
      @ttonic2080 4 роки тому

      Shoenice Official Channel shoenice what the hell

    • @larsham5877
      @larsham5877 4 роки тому

      I used to work at papa johns in 2012. The store owner told me he met papa john at a seminar or something. He told me that papa was definitely on Coke. I thought it was a bizarre comment at the time, but now it sort of makes sense

  • @raberto118
    @raberto118 4 роки тому +1

    That melody of all of the soundbytes and Mark McGraph cameos has me crying ahahaha!

  • @mr.oblivious1
    @mr.oblivious1 4 роки тому +4

    Melania should get on Cameo so you can request her to say the old “keep it up proud of you” Michelle Obama intro

  • @drizzydripdray1347
    @drizzydripdray1347 4 роки тому +164

    Please DO NOT invite Shoe on the show in person. Although I maintain that he, like everyone else, has good & bad in him, (& I have empathy for the trauma he’s faced) he is 100% unstable unpredictable & dangerous & I really don’t think it’s a good idea to entertain or risk it.

    • @Gusto20000
      @Gusto20000 4 роки тому +7

      He already said and did everything he could, now he’s just old news

    • @TheCptnjaneway
      @TheCptnjaneway 4 роки тому +3

      What do you imagine, worst case scenario? Shoenice pulls double Uzis and just starts mowing down the room?

    • @mewmew2985
      @mewmew2985 4 роки тому +2

      if shoenice was gonna take a bunch of ppl out he wouldnt take out ethan and hila i swear to gosh he would take out logan and jake paul or he would wait until a major youtube event and take out all the youtubers or something but HONETSLY AS AN ALSO MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON but also a person that has good intentions behind my unstableness and my alcoholism hes not gona kill anyone he just wants to be loved and i just bought a cameo from shoenice and im so excited

    • @Gusto20000
      @Gusto20000 4 роки тому +1

      NoochTV I’ve seen every single video they’ve made, never have they mentioned him until recent 2 podcasts. He’s old news, one trick pony, and he’s crazy as well, nobody wants to see that schmohawk

    • @adammay6663
      @adammay6663 4 роки тому +2

      mew mew Ok Shoenice calm down

  • @CallMeKittyRawrr
    @CallMeKittyRawrr 4 роки тому +612

    Guys I can’t skip all these ads while I’m in the shower ya killing me

    • @DaxSports1
      @DaxSports1 4 роки тому +33

      put it ina ziploc literaly in the shower rn.

    • @zachfarnitano3496
      @zachfarnitano3496 4 роки тому +21

      But you can type the comment?🤔

    • @blueberrypomegranate
      @blueberrypomegranate 4 роки тому +99

      U having a 2 1/2 hour long shower?

    • @thatmaninthevan3858
      @thatmaninthevan3858 4 роки тому +7

      How long of a shower are you taking?

    • @cmzy729
      @cmzy729 4 роки тому +18

      I make a towel sling over the corner of the shower screen and put my phone in it. Works best if you’re tall. This technique has taken years of refinement

  • @noellep759
    @noellep759 4 роки тому +3

    Hila almost killed Shoenice by going "eeeeeeeither way" while he was housing the Reese's. That's what he's referring to.

  • @doctor654
    @doctor654 4 роки тому +2

    0:33 when ur home alone and November is over.

  • @kristensoprano
    @kristensoprano 4 роки тому +30

    "He's like if a person was a pizza" OH GOD Hila you're RIGHT.
    Nassttyy

  • @miaando4231
    @miaando4231 4 роки тому +148

    “Did I say something racist” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashleeerin1886
    @ashleeerin1886 2 роки тому +2

    He just came fresh out of the oven - hila 🤣🤣

  • @TBOreddit
    @TBOreddit 4 роки тому +2

    does anyone else notice how ethan slowly sinks into his chair as the episode goes on lol

  • @drewmena8194
    @drewmena8194 4 роки тому +332

    SHOE WATCH: he’s trolling through the comments be weary

    • @MissShembre
      @MissShembre 4 роки тому +54

      I gotta say this because I see/hear it constantly, but you're looking for either 'leery' or 'wary.' Weary means you are super-duper excessively tired.

    • @frankie7935
      @frankie7935 4 роки тому +19

      Shembre maybe he meant that we need to be super duper excessively tired to ignore Shoenice’s trolling

    • @seanfyffe1419
      @seanfyffe1419 4 роки тому +14

      If YOU see a ShoeNice report him to the nearest SHOE WATCH Checkpoint

    • @jerrymalerry8452
      @jerrymalerry8452 4 роки тому +6

      Shoenice Official Channel what a legend

    • @jacobharlow3198
      @jacobharlow3198 4 роки тому

      He's a fan, but also a hater. This is what multiple personality disorder feels like.

  • @JohnnyLaw-on2bn
    @JohnnyLaw-on2bn 4 роки тому +93

    Is OJ on cameo? Was thinking he'd be great to end my marriage for me.

    • @glorytogod5283
      @glorytogod5283 4 роки тому +1

      JohnnyLaw0516 I'll do it for cheaper

    • @iamishin7675
      @iamishin7675 4 роки тому +3

      Shoenice Official Channel hey Twitter world.

    • @glorytogod5283
      @glorytogod5283 4 роки тому

      Shoenice Official Channel shooeeee have A good Thanksgiving.

    • @rot2896
      @rot2896 4 роки тому

      @@iamishin7675 word*

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @misschloeelizabeth8616
    @misschloeelizabeth8616 7 місяців тому +3

    Missing H3 so much that I'm binge watching every past video ❤

  • @cat_boy2921
    @cat_boy2921 4 роки тому +2

    B-but the hymen doesn’t always tear lmaoo

  • @CXBRACO
    @CXBRACO 4 роки тому +139

    When I die i want Ethan, Hila, and Theodore, to present a Eulogy via cameo. Will pay $20

    • @CXBRACO
      @CXBRACO 4 роки тому

      @NoochTV thank you

    • @mfpuma_
      @mfpuma_ 4 роки тому +4

      when i die, i just want a soundbite of Hila saying "byeee"

    • @jacobharlow9301
      @jacobharlow9301 4 роки тому

      Honestly, that is American

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 4 роки тому

      @@mfpuma_ why not "I'm over it!" ?

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 4 роки тому

      @ChaiSpicedD ... and then Hila says: "I'm over it!" and Theodore says "googoo gaga"

  • @Oatmilkis
    @Oatmilkis 4 роки тому +62

    "he just came fresh outta the oven"
    Hila is funny

  • @davidmicklin2274
    @davidmicklin2274 4 роки тому +10

    ethan missed out on a huge opportunity "why is he so sweaty?" "because he was just watching cops"

  • @VisualSounds1
    @VisualSounds1 4 роки тому +40

    I must know where Hila got her dungarees, they're SUPERB