Sooo...I'm confused!! They're saying that it could take up to 12 months for a transgender person to recover. But i thought you could send a kid to school and they come home a few hours later just fine!!
@@featherbed1321 Schools are underfunded...buying supplies is a struggle, but somehow they are paying for gender change operations for children. Where are the lawsuits? Lol
Absolutely, but we can't allow trump and thugs to force us into their authoritarian regime. We are stronger together and we must stand together to resist.
@@y0sh1wings So? That's still a political choice. There were more parties and candidates to choose from/write in. Y'all are complicit in having 2 right-wing parties and choosing among fascists & genociders. Don't blame the 150 alone, because the other 183 didn't care enough to do anything. 🤌🏽✨
eggs are over $10 a dozen Edit: since folks don't seem to realize that we live in a data-driven price-fixed economy, yes I live in a city. Where they know they can charge more. They'll squeeze you for every penny they can too, and we just elected the guy that likes to tear down consumer protections. At least it's not communism though, amirite?
He has expressed contempt for those who are dumb enough to risk their lives in the service of their country, so presumably the sooner they are gone, the better. How dumb do you have to be to vote for that?
@@UTube-g8q you let us know when both parties are pardoning domestic terrorists who tried to overturn a free and fair election and are banning people who want to serve their nation, unlike Cadet Bone Spurs. I'll be right here waiting. You "both parties are the same" m0rons are no better than the MAGA sheeple cultists.
Fascinating: a guy too scared to serve, judging people willing to serve. FYI I AM RETIRED MILITARY, MY FAMILY HAS THREE GENERATIONS OF MILITARY SERVICE
yeah did they join to serve the nation, or make taxpayers fund their genital mutilation surgeries? cause 1 is cool and heroic and the other is bananas and noone is digging it except weirdos
@zainjal26 if that's supposed to be a rhetorical question, you're barking up the wrong tree. Bigotry and freedom alike are not bound by age brackets. I'm old and Trump is behaving like the essence of evil. Clear enough for you?
It's the SOP for Republicans in office...if they accuse someone of doing something evil, corrupt or disgusting you can pretty much bet that those Republicans are the ones doing it.
I know it's hardly newsworthy, but I'd like to draw some attention to the so-called "Jan. 6 Granny". She refused Turnip's pardon and accepted what they did was wrong. Isn't that ironic? The only one of them actually worthy of pardon is the only one to stay in prison.
@@abprairiegurl to be precise, she was in prison for a couple months, she's currently out on probation. Her refusal of the pardon also had a lot to do with the fact the mob almost trampled her to death and she had to be saved by Capitol police. She learned who was really on her side that day.
As if he knows what it takes to serve. He's only ever served himself and knows nothing about our military. Just like the Americans who voted for this traitorous disaster, he doesn't know the damage he's done by putting Hegspeth over it. (Not that he cares) trump's only requirement is that Hegspeth's true allegiance is to him above the US Constitution, and it's the same for everyone he's appointed.
I can’t say I understand this comment. Are they not scared of both? Trans goes both ways, so the issue is not just bio men in women’s sports but bio men in women’s uniforms or bio women who won’t have the physical stamina of bio men per se?
@ I’m just being funny. I think they care far more about men becoming woman than vice versa. I thought the army had physical fitness standard that individuals have to meet - regardless of gender. Trust it to conservatives to be worried about something that doesn’t really cause any issues
I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My wife and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on my pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.
It definitely does matter who gets the top job. I don't disagree with your point about systemic issues at all, but don't fall into the trap of believing it doesn't matter.
Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's
Yup… distract and deflect along with kissing the ring is in the Republican playbook. Lying is not in there because it comes so natural it doesn’t need to be taught.
I'm fairly certain you're being satirical, but that was such a specific sentence and you never know nowadays. 😂. Is there some dumb bs rumor about school nurses being surgeons for trans kids that I missed?
@@Keroppiiiiiiiiiii I believe it's a reference to the ridiculous idea that kids are getting gender affirming surgeries without their parents' knowledge at school. Some people really believe that somehow.
@@Keroppiiiiiiiiiii Of course not. My friend's husband is a teacher & coach and we were joking, "Are you doing this? The Home Ec teacher?" etc. I decided you'd have to have some medical training - thus the nurse. "But she only has ace bandage & aspirin." "But she's Evangelical. Performs a miracle, slaps the kid on the forehead and shouts, 'Heeeeeaaaaaaaal!"
@@KeroppiiiiiiiiiiiOf course there is not the slightest evidence for that and no reasonable person could even come up with the idea that anything even remotely close to this might be possible. In other words, it was a key point in T****’s rallies
Pretty sure Idiocracy was more about eugenics. The the trump administration resembles comancho’s because half of us believe the other half are insane. Its a minor thing, but nuance is important. Words mean things
Rediness is your abilityto deploy, basically, if they need you to go somewhere and you get 24 hours notice, that's your readiness (it has to hit the fan for that, you usually get like 6 months notice) . Lasic eye surgery can effect your readiness for 6 months, basically meaning, you are not medically cleared to go during that time. There are many many many things that can effect readiness, depression can effect readiness. These people are using terms that are not commonly understood and distorting them. I hope this clears up something.
Thank you for providing this context. The issue is that, even if transitioning can affect your readiness for up to 12 months (or even longer!), the ban is on all trans people from the military. People can approach transition in many different ways at many different times in their lives, and most of them will not have their readiness affected when they’re looking to serve. It’s a clear false pretense used to further their hateful agenda.
If a trans person is willing to put their life on the line for this country I dont see anything wrong with that. It's more than what these entitled bigots would ever do for this country.
Moreover, if they hate trans people so much, and want to protect "the kids" (as if they care) - shouldn't they be happy over every trans person voluntarily being in service and thus probably away from home? Or do we then run the risk of trans-ing the military? Aside from that, in war, I could not care less what my defender is identifying as. I'd just want to survive.
@@gladtravis bone spurs?it's those hidden high heels he's worn since a kid, to be taller...he can't handle down stairs...clown shoes...it's not news...
Wait until you see the NEW egg prices once all of the undocumented farm workers are extricated from your country and you are forced to hire non dirt cheap American workers!
Never was. Just another promise to entice the intellectually challenged. Like a simple search would tell you recent egg production has been affected by bird flu.
So, is he going to ban pregnant women whose readiness is affected for 9 months? Is he going to kick women out when they get pregnant? What about people who get hurt while not on the job and are laid up for a few months because of their recreational activities. Is he going to ban them, too? If military readiness were the main concern, then logically, a lot of other conditions that temporarily impact ability to serve should be scrutinized in the same way.
Approximately 50% of all active duty military deaths are from suicide. Another roughly 25% of deaths are from accidents. If any politician, not just Trump, cared about military readiness they'd address the 75% of deaths that are preventable and impeding readiness.
The military already has regulations restricting service if you are pregnant or injured. The main difference between those conditions and transgenderism though is that the former are temporary physical conditions. The latter is a semi-permanent mental and physical (if receiving treatment) impairment.
i avoid saying it or typing it. i just say DT or 45 or orange-anything. i won't look at his face when he talks and avoid hearing him talk. i treat him like he's chock full o demons. who knows, maybe they are a thing, and maybe he is.
My guess is 2 Mooches? 🤔 To Leavitt's credit, she hasn't yet needlessly lied about crowd sizes, doesn't rely on infinite folder tabs and already held more press briefings than Grisham. But she did break the law like Hatch Act Conway. 😩
The daily show is the only thing keep my spirit up right now everything else in the world is driving me mad and making me more depressed that am sacred
But the christians hired him to hate minorities so he's going to hate minorities. He's entirely transactional. He doesn't care about christians or minorities but he cares about how he's now a dictator because America was evil enough to give him the job.
They don't tell their children to be honest. They don't even raise their children, they have a Mexican lady doing it who is now worried about being deported.
We all know they don’t talk to their kids. They care from conception to birth then not again until they can vote. Or in drumpf’s case, if they’re a hot girl then he cares (way too much)
Gender Affirmation Care involves more than surgery. Let’s spend the next 2 years helping trans people with the non surgical aspects of gender affirmation. We can then repair what Trump has done after we take back the house and senate in two years
I never thought about how meta that is: we eat our chicken breaded, fried, and essentially, "breaded" again. I suppose we are, indeed, a nation of wheat-eaters.😆
It’s not a right for someone to have others affirm their delusions! As for Trump withholding congressionally allocated funds, if the intended recipients are doing unethical things I totally understand cutting off their supply of taxpayer money and we’ll se where it lands upon appeal.
@@JohnBristol97 Trump has zero right to suspend funds which were allocated by Congress. His executive order blatantly violates our laws and constitution, though considering he has never respected either, that's not exactly surprising. Furthermore, your statement that being transgender is a 'delusion' is bigoted and false, as a simple Google search can demonstrate.
We will have to work overtime to prepare for the Midterms. More GOP needs to have a spine. They might as well resign before they are replaced at this rate.
Just looked up trans #’s in the military and found the first active duty member to receive gender affirming care happened in 2017…. Who was President then??? Also 14k total. 6k in active. 8 in selective reserve. So a tiny % They aren’t hurting anyone….
In 2017 when I was in we were being taught to treat our fellow soldiers as equals no matter who or what they were. Even though I know Trump was trying to go against trans military members back then too. Our own unit was trying to keep the discrimination out of the house.
@@gettingannoyedquick the fun part is that a bunch of soldiers are about to be kicked and their fellow soldiers won't know why until they're told. You'd be amazed how well many transitioned soldiers blend in, and also how many are fully deployable.
@@jamesbilger You would think the rampant abuse, self unaliving, and things like that would be top priority since soldiers die from training and themselves more than combat. I have never ran into a trans soldier who hurt our readiness due to existing in our unit.
Speak up when your friends and family spout this bigotry. Speak up for the vulnerable. Stand up to bullies. Billionaires paying fair wages and fair taxes is what will change all our lives for the better.
I hate to keep laughing at something that’s so funny - but actually isn’t funny at all - and has made me cry. But you guys ARE funny & I’d much rather be laughing than crying…😂😭
Who knew Trump would be a worse president the second time around? Just kidding… We all knew. That’s why most Americans voted for Kamala or a third person. 😮😢😮😢😮😢
@ no he didn’t. The election was clearly stolen (again). Trump even said a thank you to Elon for “knowing how the voting machines work.” Nobody possibly believes Kamala got ten million fewer voters than Biden. It’s not possible. I live in a metro area of eight million and don’t know a single person dumb enough to vote for Trump. Harris won our area by 87 percent.
Honorable, truthful and disciplined: All things djt is not and has never been, and does not surround himself with. The % of people impacted by this is probably not comparable to the waste of the paper he wrote the order on, but yet he gets light shone on his hate and prejudiced and makes the magas think he is brave and right-thinking. If a person has the self-awareness and courage to see their way through this change, they are probably great material for service to our country.
Those chickens were killed to stop the spread of bird flu, but since the public health agencies can't talk about that, we just have to listen to this White House twit.
"Fun" fact, over 60 billion chickens are killed globally for food. I'm not a vegetarian, but still, you gotta admit, that's absolutely insane. Imagine every human on the planet, and then ~6 times that number of chickens a year.
Just for meat. You’d be astonished how much chicken is cooked in restaurants and thrown out throughout the day and at closing. We can’t give it to needy people but it has to be cooked and ready just in case you have an urge for a 2-piece
Sooo...I'm confused!! They're saying that it could take up to 12 months for a transgender person to recover. But i thought you could send a kid to school and they come home a few hours later just fine!!
😂😂😂😂 right they come home right after surgery!
Lol, yup 😂
All talking points for the intellectually challenged Maga supporters.
@@featherbed1321 Schools are underfunded...buying supplies is a struggle, but somehow they are paying for gender change operations for children.
Where are the lawsuits? Lol
In maga world, anything goes. They just put words together to convince themselves they are smart, righteous, and principled. Most bizarre.
He's just full on burning it all down this time. Not even pretending anymore.
Its what America voted for.
Because being trans is crucial for military readiness.
Brawndo's got what plants crave!
Blitzkrieg.
We voted him for this😂
It already feels like it's been 4 years...who else is exhausted?
Absolutely, but we can't allow trump and thugs to force us into their authoritarian regime. We are stronger together and we must stand together to resist.
Awww still upset, lol😅😅😅😅 TRUMP24 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Sorry I forgot the awwww.
Yeah, Trump has done as much as biden did in 4 years
mid-term elections in 2026
Troy's mocking at the end there is just what I needed, cheers 😆 Those people are utterly ridiculous and only deserve mockery.
... and you have more than 70 millions of them...😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@Michael-zt8vd
150* million
Don't forget that is two parties of the same rich dudes.
@@Joedaniels007a third of the population didn’t vote.
@@y0sh1wings So? That's still a political choice. There were more parties and candidates to choose from/write in.
Y'all are complicit in having 2 right-wing parties and choosing among fascists & genociders.
Don't blame the 150 alone, because the other 183 didn't care enough to do anything. 🤌🏽✨
Agreed!😂
"Unfit to Serve"-- The *PERFECT* description of Trump.
Don't worry - he has no intention of 'serving' anyone - you are there to serve him, as his egotistical expressions reveal.
Our very own Zapp Brannigan.
Imagine pardoning those criminals and saying "law and order" over and over all the time
Imagine being such a simpleton you'd vote for this guy in the first place😢
@@Americaisfukd The worst ones are those that aren't simpletons and voted for him anyway.
and then imagine still having supporters!!
A criminal pardoning criminals and then calling undocumented immigrants criminals is pure insanity.
@tcg0985 Fauci is a criminal too
What happened to lowering grocery prices, gas, rent, mortgages haven’t heard anything about that?
That's all going up... gotta pay back the people that bought his freedom
He said groceries was a wonderful word that won him the election.
eggs are over $10 a dozen
Edit: since folks don't seem to realize that we live in a data-driven price-fixed economy, yes I live in a city. Where they know they can charge more. They'll squeeze you for every penny they can too, and we just elected the guy that likes to tear down consumer protections.
At least it's not communism though, amirite?
Distraction is Trump's specialty
Of course in six months or less you won't be able to find *_anyone_* that will admit they voted for this nonsense.
Draft dodging coward kicks people out of the military who chose to enlist and serve their country.
trans women are men, I hope this helps
I hate to say this but he's kinda doing them a favor. Why should they serve a government that doesn't want to help them?
He has expressed contempt for those who are dumb enough to risk their lives in the service of their country, so presumably the sooner they are gone, the better. How dumb do you have to be to vote for that?
Can't have trans folks making him look even weaker in comparison
What a hypocrite!
Press secretaries leveling insults is so low class
She will be gone by June
@@jasoncruzMarch
@@jasoncruz at the latest.
Fits right in....
If she had elastic bands for brains, she wouldn’t have enough to make a headband for an amoeba! What a lowlife.
This is my favorite Troy Iwata performance on The Daily Show so far.😄 The whole video is fantastic and hilarious!😆
absolutely SAME! fav of all time. he really shone.
Outstanding Mr Uwata! Those Jan 6ers could never be fooled AGAIN...LOL
I'm generally not a huge fun of Troy's bits but I have to hand it, this one was great!
so grateful to have Michael Kosta & the Daily Show crew here to shine light on the hypocrisy of it all! ⚔️ We need you now more than ever
The daily show saves my life every day!!!
Lol cope
America loves Trump more than ever
Dems cope with humour... you cope by storming the capitol and lying for years on end ... got it. They're eating the dogs and cats huh?
I actually like to watch both Daily News and Sky News Australia. Gives me an interesting perspective on the US :)
“Rules for thee, not for me”
The reds have been projecting forever
it's mind blowingly unbelievable how successful rzza has been with taking over USA
Both parties
@@UTube-g8q you let us know when both parties are pardoning domestic terrorists who tried to overturn a free and fair election and are banning people who want to serve their nation, unlike Cadet Bone Spurs.
I'll be right here waiting.
You "both parties are the same" m0rons are no better than the MAGA sheeple cultists.
@@UTube-g8q No, almost entirely maga.
1500 MAGAts did a terrorist attack got Pardoned by their cult leader and you think both parties are bad? @@UTube-g8q
Thank you for pointing out all of the hypocrisy. Hopefully more eyes open up to it.
Please contact your representatives
Fascinating: a guy too scared to serve, judging people willing to serve.
FYI I AM RETIRED MILITARY, MY FAMILY HAS THREE GENERATIONS OF MILITARY SERVICE
But the christians love him so we're supposed to accept him as our dictator.
yeah did they join to serve the nation, or make taxpayers fund their genital mutilation surgeries?
cause 1 is cool and heroic and the other is bananas and noone is digging it except weirdos
@@havableI'm sure any minorities are taught to fight in guerrilla warfare when the white supremacists
I wonder what your previous generations would think about men in dresses being called women
@zainjal26 if that's supposed to be a rhetorical question, you're barking up the wrong tree. Bigotry and freedom alike are not bound by age brackets. I'm old and Trump is behaving like the essence of evil. Clear enough for you?
I love Troy, TDS please never let him go.
The irony of the J6ers being rearrested for CP while for YEARS accusing the democrats of running a trafficing ring for it 😂
That's the Republican deal... They always accuse others of what they are guilty of.
Every GOP accusation is a confession
It's the SOP for Republicans in office...if they accuse someone of doing something evil, corrupt or disgusting you can pretty much bet that those Republicans are the ones doing it.
Might just find them hiding in the basement of their hometown Pizzeria! 😂 😂
Their cult leader is Epstein's best friend.
We are past irony.
I know it's hardly newsworthy, but I'd like to draw some attention to the so-called "Jan. 6 Granny". She refused Turnip's pardon and accepted what they did was wrong. Isn't that ironic? The only one of them actually worthy of pardon is the only one to stay in prison.
that woman has a spine!
She's not in prison. She's just not accepting the pardon.
@@abprairiegurl to be precise, she was in prison for a couple months, she's currently out on probation. Her refusal of the pardon also had a lot to do with the fact the mob almost trampled her to death and she had to be saved by Capitol police. She learned who was really on her side that day.
She also campaigned and voted for Kamala.
There's another guy too.
Anyone else see the hypocrisy of a man who was too Cowardly to serve telling Trans people they're not allowed to?
Of course. The idiot doesn't know the first thing about the military
he has a valid excuse........... you can see it........ he has tiny hands
trans people have HUGE surgically enhanced hands.............. uggggge
Don't forget his tiny little 🍄@@AsifKhan-hf9zy
He got maga to believe the 8 trans college athletes out of 520,000 is a major issue. 😂
As if he knows what it takes to serve. He's only ever served himself and knows nothing about our military. Just like the Americans who voted for this traitorous disaster, he doesn't know the damage he's done by putting Hegspeth over it. (Not that he cares) trump's only requirement is that Hegspeth's true allegiance is to him above the US Constitution, and it's the same for everyone he's appointed.
So they are scared of trans people dominating sport, but not dominating warfare?
Weird flex
This is an underrated comment. ❤
best comment here.
this is incredible.
I can’t say I understand this comment. Are they not scared of both?
Trans goes both ways, so the issue is not just bio men in women’s sports but bio men in women’s uniforms or bio women who won’t have the physical stamina of bio men per se?
@ I’m just being funny.
I think they care far more about men becoming woman than vice versa.
I thought the army had physical fitness standard that individuals have to meet - regardless of gender.
Trust it to conservatives to be worried about something that doesn’t really cause any issues
I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My wife and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on my pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.
Well her name is 'ABBY JOSEPH COHEN SERVICES'. Just research the name. You'd find her details to set up an appointment.
It definitely does matter who gets the top job. I don't disagree with your point about systemic issues at all, but don't fall into the trap of believing it doesn't matter.
Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's
The very first time we tried, we invested $7000 and after a week, we received $9500. That really helped us a lot to pay up our bills.
I keep tellng my wife there is no difference between the parties. Each one gets to promote its corporate sponsors during their time in power.
He's banning trans troops who are willing to lay down their lives for the country unlike himself who cowardly refused to serve
The trans soldiers are way braver than Captain Bone Spurs.
Nah, they're joining to get free re-assignment surgery and then get a medical pass to get out of duty until they recover.
He's disgusting!
Trans soldiers do not deploy they get to make their own rules that is completely wrong against everyone else who is not Trans.
@yo-yo-wallkski9227 wow, spell much?
as a catholic I'm offended by people representing the government wearing a cross. especially when they lie
I can't understand all of the evangelicals voting for a man who shows no respect nor knowledge of the Constitution nor Christian behavior. 😮
As a Catholic, you SHOULD be offended by the Roman Catholic Church!
Thank you.😊@@nobody-q7i3o
You don't know the meaning of a cross
@@nobody-q7i3odid you assume OP is not offended with the church?
I don't think we can do four years of this.
I don't always agree w/ Charlamagne's takes,
but he was def. right that some of us are not gonna make it thru Orangutan Game Season 2. 😓
We're barely getting through 4 weeks of this
If he picks more supreme court justices we’ll be enduring more than four more years of this
i think we (rest of the world other than countries trump has threatened) love this 😂😂, i want him to do 2 more terms consecutively
i think we (rest of the world other than countries trump has threatened) love this 😂😂, i want him to do 2 more terms consecutively
Oof…wasn’t expecting all the pardons to be back in jail so fast…. How are people not waking up like tf😭
💜 Troy's bit in this. Something like that would actually put most of them behind bars again. Most of their accusations are projections.
So they're still talking about Joe Biden??? What surprise.
And Hunter. Meanwhile ... still crickets on Javanka's shady WH grifts from both sides. 🤨
They still talk about Hilary and it's been 8 years lol.
They need someone to blame still…
Yup… distract and deflect along with kissing the ring is in the Republican playbook. Lying is not in there because it comes so natural it doesn’t need to be taught.
whataboutism has been Trump's main tactic from day 1.
I am so confused. Schools can perform gender reassignment surgery in one day. What's wrong with the military? Draft school nurses!
I'm fairly certain you're being satirical, but that was such a specific sentence and you never know nowadays. 😂.
Is there some dumb bs rumor about school nurses being surgeons for trans kids that I missed?
@@Keroppiiiiiiiiiii I believe it's a reference to the ridiculous idea that kids are getting gender affirming surgeries without their parents' knowledge at school. Some people really believe that somehow.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Keroppiiiiiiiiiii Of course not. My friend's husband is a teacher & coach and we were joking, "Are you doing this? The Home Ec teacher?" etc. I decided you'd have to have some medical training - thus the nurse. "But she only has ace bandage & aspirin." "But she's Evangelical. Performs a miracle, slaps the kid on the forehead and shouts, 'Heeeeeaaaaaaaal!"
@@KeroppiiiiiiiiiiiOf course there is not the slightest evidence for that and no reasonable person could even come up with the idea that anything even remotely close to this might be possible. In other words, it was a key point in T****’s rallies
Idiocracy is alive and well. Soon it will be Gatorade watering the farmers fields.
It's what plants want!
Brawndo's got what plants crave!
President Camacho says electrolytes keep you hydrated 😂
Idiocracy wasnt this bad
Pretty sure Idiocracy was more about eugenics. The the trump administration resembles comancho’s because half of us believe the other half are insane. Its a minor thing, but nuance is important. Words mean things
The "I'm going to come" at the start never gets old
I still cringe every time I see it! 😂
Thanks Michael and the Daily show group for giving us some comic relief during this difficult times! I really love all of you guys!💙👏🏻🙏🏻👍
Wow, American democracy. The United States is really killing it lately. I mean that literally.
🤣🤣🤣killing democracy, killing human rights, killing Constitutional rights.....😒🤢🤮
So many bad things happening all at once
That's the plan
That's what the Nazis did in Germany.
He really is speed running it
That's what people who are rotten on the inside do. Don't let him win
@@godislove544
Yep, that's his plan, distraction.
America is BACK!!! In the effing toilet.
Keep crying wackos lol
Never left.
We never got out since 63
way harsh brah
At least it's a gold one?
That draft dodging, seditious, traitor. He doesn't have the guts to face a soldier in battle.
How many 78 year olds do you know who have "the guts to face a soldier in battle?" What a ridiculous perspective to have.
@@charlesdarwin7253the ridiculous perspective has become our reality, Fdjt/jd/mtg/bobo👹💩
@@charlesdarwin7253 charles darwin don't talk like that. you couldn't face a soldier in battle either !
He doesn't have the guts to face a soldier outside a McDonald's
Or a presidential candidate in a second debate.
Troy is fantastic. Thanks always to y'all for the laughs. We need them more than ever. 💙✌️🗽
Rediness is your abilityto deploy, basically, if they need you to go somewhere and you get 24 hours notice, that's your readiness (it has to hit the fan for that, you usually get like 6 months notice) . Lasic eye surgery can effect your readiness for 6 months, basically meaning, you are not medically cleared to go during that time. There are many many many things that can effect readiness, depression can effect readiness. These people are using terms that are not commonly understood and distorting them. I hope this clears up something.
If you think these are just honest mistakes you're naive af.
trans women are men, I hope this helps
Thank you for providing this context. The issue is that, even if transitioning can affect your readiness for up to 12 months (or even longer!), the ban is on all trans people from the military. People can approach transition in many different ways at many different times in their lives, and most of them will not have their readiness affected when they’re looking to serve. It’s a clear false pretense used to further their hateful agenda.
It's simply bigotry dressed up as excuses dressed up as truth.
@@justsad-1392 trans women are dudes
If a trans person is willing to put their life on the line for this country I dont see anything wrong with that. It's more than what these entitled bigots would ever do for this country.
Meanwhile, when the draft came Trump magically "found" bonespurs. He can't even keep his story straight on which foot has them.
100%.
Moreover, if they hate trans people so much, and want to protect "the kids" (as if they care) - shouldn't they be happy over every trans person voluntarily being in service and thus probably away from home? Or do we then run the risk of trans-ing the military?
Aside from that, in war, I could not care less what my defender is identifying as. I'd just want to survive.
trans women are men, I hope this helps
@@gladtravis bone spurs?it's those hidden high heels he's worn since a kid, to be taller...he can't handle down stairs...clown shoes...it's not news...
BUT THE EGGS!!
And "not enough policy details" from Mamala ... 🤨
@@LusheRenRenAnd "concepts of a plan" from your tRump
BTW, those sacrificed diseased chickens weren't lay hens.
Meaning they didn't lay eggs!
They were bred for their meat.
@ I think you grossly overestimated how much the MAGATs care about facts. And the rest of us either also know or agree w/ you. 🙄
Wait until you see the NEW egg prices once all of the undocumented farm workers are extricated from your country and you are forced to hire non dirt cheap American workers!
Every accusation is a confession with these mfrs.
So they had a guy in jail who had warrants from 2016 and they are looking for him now? He was in jail FFS.
I guess the commander in chief of the military does not need to live up to the standards of... uh... being honorable, truthful, and disciplined, eh?
You mean the felon in Chief?
@@AmericaisfukdGeorge Floyd is a chief?
Commander in Creep…imagine if you were a hardworking honorable 4 star general and now you answer to a faux news frat boy? Demoralizing.
I’m starting to think lowering those egg prices weren’t a priority after all
Ya think
Deporting 20milli9n aliens is the goal
Never was. Just another promise to entice the intellectually challenged. Like a simple search would tell you recent egg production has been affected by bird flu.
eggs? what eggs? lol
next they'll be telling us chickens don't even exist.
What makes you think that? Mine in Canada are $7.49 a dozen
an honourable personal life - coming from Trump and Hegseth :🤣🤣🤣
What would we all do without the Daily Show?!😂😂😂😂It’s the only thing that can make me laugh nowadays! That’s for sure!!😂😂😂😂
Q: How would Trump, whose alleged bone spurs, along with a note from his Daddy, know what it takes to be part of the military?
A: Absolutely nothing.
Talking bout readiness...
Did Joe Biden receive a Purple Heart in Vietnam?... just asking 😂
@@lukemoore1863there are plenty of other demographics that aren’t “ready” to deploy. Find a better reason that actually makes sense in the real world
😂😂😂😂 👍🏾
@@endgame4318 name one
So, is he going to ban pregnant women whose readiness is affected for 9 months? Is he going to kick women out when they get pregnant? What about people who get hurt while not on the job and are laid up for a few months because of their recreational activities. Is he going to ban them, too? If military readiness were the main concern, then logically, a lot of other conditions that temporarily impact ability to serve should be scrutinized in the same way.
No that unfortunately will be Pete Hegseth's gleeful doing.
Approximately 50% of all active duty military deaths are from suicide.
Another roughly 25% of deaths are from accidents.
If any politician, not just Trump, cared about military readiness they'd address the 75% of deaths that are preventable and impeding readiness.
Now you're talking logically - bad mistake !
@@helveticaification Most- nay, all maga breathers lack that part of the brain: logic. So, I'm not too worried 😁
The military already has regulations restricting service if you are pregnant or injured. The main difference between those conditions and transgenderism though is that the former are temporary physical conditions. The latter is a semi-permanent mental and physical (if receiving treatment) impairment.
I swear i need this show 24/7 right now
Agreed. But that's also the problem. We're looking for an escape rather than organizing against this bullsh!t.
@@redherringbone And they'll be organizing to keep us from organizing.
Troy's delivery in this bit is everything
I can't even say the creature's name anymore, nor type it! Why poison my mouth with such wretched garbage?😢😢😢😢😢😢
i avoid saying it or typing it. i just say DT or 45 or orange-anything. i won't look at his face when he talks and avoid hearing him talk. i treat him like he's chock full o demons. who knows, maybe they are a thing, and maybe he is.
@@lurklingXtrump trump trump BAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@zainjal26Look at how sane you are. Definitely representative of the MAGA brain.
Trump Trump. Man there are some weird people in these comments
@@zainjal26 I think you've just demonstrated for us the REAL meaning of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
"You're right Micheal, the people who thought the election was stolen can't be tricked.." haha
That deserved a much bigger laugh
The concern so many people felt from the federal freeze announcement today
The Press Secretary looks like a mix between Ivanka Trump, & Tiffany that's probably why Trump hired her.
Yeah and every woman on Fox news 😂
Just looks like the typical ultra conservative brainwashed American Jesus freak You see on evangelist videos and TV shows.
It is secretary, not security
@@gh3meister, She knows. She has it spelled correctly in her other posts. She's said in the past she types fast.
That woman is wearing her cross upside down.There is nothing christian about her.
25% of our current national debt was accumulated during Trump's first presidency.
Ok, you are just lying now? Why not 35%? Lol.
Hmmmm... Can you break it down year by year? How much of the debt was accumulated during 2020?
Wrong but the majority came from Democrats
But also, Troy killed that. 🤣
She's the female Sean Spicer! How long before she flames out?
She won't last 6 months.
5 scaramucci's
My guess is 2 Mooches? 🤔
To Leavitt's credit, she hasn't yet needlessly lied about crowd sizes, doesn't rely on infinite folder tabs and already held more press briefings than Grisham. But she did break the law like Hatch Act Conway. 😩
😅
Female Sean will always be Melissa McCarthy
As a drunken sailor I can verify we do indeed spend money
Historically you Seafolk have been more prone to plundering than spending money :(
I was once a drunken soldier and I remember spending money as well.
Literally any port call
@BrianRetro we never stop being a drunken sailor my friend 🤘🏼🙂⚓
@aestheticyt8916 any and all!! Hoorah!!!
The daily show is the only thing keep my spirit up right now everything else in the world is driving me mad and making me more depressed that am sacred
I absolutely adore Troy Iwata!!!!
I’m so happy you mentioned that cross. That’s the first thing I noticed. Christ have mercy. 😂🇬🇧
Considering Trump wouldn’t serve he should leave them alone!!!
Agreed!!!
He doesn't really care as much as he knows the people he needs to keep happy are the homophobes.
He would fake an injury just to get out of serving oh wait
But the christians hired him to hate minorities so he's going to hate minorities. He's entirely transactional. He doesn't care about christians or minorities but he cares about how he's now a dictator because America was evil enough to give him the job.
@@alicialynettenah princess
The Police are gonna have to bring back "To Catch a Predator" to find all of the Pedophilles that have just been pardoned
Did you say anything when Hunter was pardoned for gun convictions by Joe, or was that not important to you because you're on their team?
Is that cross conspicuous enough? Or should she have gone with XXL?
It’s from Mike Lindell’s “holier than thou” gaudy cross collection, available wherever squishy, flacid My Pillows are sold
I love the wearing of the purple to convey neutrality😂
She forgot to have it upside down in honor of her real master.
gotta be wary of vampires, stephen miller was probably lurking nearby
I think they are bringing in one twice a man’s height, on fire, next week.
One of the best of The Daily Show I have seen!... Thanks much!😁🤣😁
Ok Troy Iwata is fantastic! And that J6’ers couldn’t be that gullible 😂
How can they go on tv with a straight face and lie and then go home and tell their children to be honest
I'm sure the values taught in those homes include, "If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again."
The acceptance of Big Lies begins with Sunday School grooming.
They don't tell their children to be honest. They don't even raise their children, they have a Mexican lady doing it who is now worried about being deported.
@@jeanwilliams5564in my home I teach my kids that trans women are men
We all know they don’t talk to their kids. They care from conception to birth then not again until they can vote. Or in drumpf’s case, if they’re a hot girl then he cares (way too much)
Gender Affirmation Care involves more than surgery. Let’s spend the next 2 years helping trans people with the non surgical aspects of gender affirmation. We can then repair what Trump has done after we take back the house and senate in two years
They are the only people I would appreciate coming to Canada. Everybody else can stew in their own juices.
Amen.
@@EmmaBadOneyou must be one😂
Bot. Bot. Bot. Ignore.
That is a very kind thing to say! Thanks
This makes me sick to my stomach
🤢🤮
Cry bahahahahah
I know!
It's not funny at all!
@@zainjal26 lemme guess, our brave service members who are Trans have more integrity than you - a coward
Got a new lease renewal letter from my landlord yesterday.
My rents going up.
Thanks Trump
I never thought about how meta that is: we eat our chicken breaded, fried, and essentially, "breaded" again.
I suppose we are, indeed, a nation of wheat-eaters.😆
I didn't think I'd be able to laugh again for a very long time. Thank you for this
trans rights are human rights, also the president trying to withhold funds from congressionally allocated funds is so messed up and unconstitutional
It’s not a right for someone to have others affirm their delusions! As for Trump withholding congressionally allocated funds, if the intended recipients are doing unethical things I totally understand cutting off their supply of taxpayer money and we’ll se where it lands upon appeal.
@@JohnBristol97Religions are delusions, trans people exist.
I agree ❤
@@JohnBristol97 Trump has zero right to suspend funds which were allocated by Congress. His executive order blatantly violates our laws and constitution, though considering he has never respected either, that's not exactly surprising. Furthermore, your statement that being transgender is a 'delusion' is bigoted and false, as a simple Google search can demonstrate.
My heart goes out to them. They are getting so much hate and it isn't right .
It’s going to be long, very long four years! 😳
We will have to work overtime to prepare for the Midterms. More GOP needs to have a spine. They might as well resign before they are replaced at this rate.
He won't last that long we've got the goods on him
@@eizapez3549 GOP won both house and senate. Why will they back down?
@@rippleeffectcoaching I doubt but hope you are right.
@@rippleeffectcoachingheard that BS before...😂 But let's hope you're right 🤞
Troy Iwata's faces get me every time 😂❤️
It would be so hilarious if it wasn’t such a tragedy 🎭
Just looked up trans #’s in the military and found the first active duty member to receive gender affirming care happened in 2017…. Who was President then???
Also 14k total. 6k in active. 8 in selective reserve. So a tiny %
They aren’t hurting anyone….
In 2017 when I was in we were being taught to treat our fellow soldiers as equals no matter who or what they were. Even though I know Trump was trying to go against trans military members back then too. Our own unit was trying to keep the discrimination out of the house.
@@gettingannoyedquick the fun part is that a bunch of soldiers are about to be kicked and their fellow soldiers won't know why until they're told. You'd be amazed how well many transitioned soldiers blend in, and also how many are fully deployable.
@@gettingannoyedquickwell the gloves are off now man!! 😞
@@jamesbilger You would think the rampant abuse, self unaliving, and things like that would be top priority since soldiers die from training and themselves more than combat. I have never ran into a trans soldier who hurt our readiness due to existing in our unit.
Alas, they were never hurting anyone, but so many want to hurt them. It is sad, really.
Speak up when your friends and family spout this bigotry. Speak up for the vulnerable. Stand up to bullies. Billionaires paying fair wages and fair taxes is what will change all our lives for the better.
Let's march for parity
i do---and have---wish I didn't come upon it at all---but these idiots love to out themselves
It’s not bigotry to refer to someone as what they are rather than what they think they are.
I did, and I haven't spoken to my family in 3 years.
@@JohnBristol97so I'm not a bigot if I call you an idiot?
All his executive orders are hurting people & some illegal moves. What a mess! 🤬
America wanted a crook to be their dictator, apparently.
I hate to keep laughing at something that’s so funny - but actually isn’t funny at all - and has made me cry. But you guys ARE funny & I’d much rather be laughing than crying…😂😭
I think this was my favorite episode 😂😂😂
Thank You TDS… if I wasn’t laughing I would be bawling on a ledge right now!!!
You all know what needs to be done.
Boycott the elite. Free Luigi!
Hmmmm.......
Thank you, gentlemen (and TDS) for the first laugh I’ve had in a very long time. Some of the best bits I’ve seen awhile.
That cross is going to burst into 🔥🔥🔥
This is what America voted for. We get the leaders we deserve.
Best late show of the day!
If it was too cold to be outside in Washington for the inauguration, you're going to love Greenland.
Just tell him there’s not enough green space to build a gold course!
@@jcoopes5604 LOL
You don't have to live in Greenland to preside, just like how zero presidents have lived in Alaska.
For real though this is going to be a long, frustrating four years, ain't it?
mid-term elections 2026
Four years? Or for-ever? Americans had better start fighting this.
@ Yeah, with any luck (and effort) we can at least mitigate the second half.
@ I am glad to see that there does seem to be some effort to push back, at least.
Would you rather be in Russia? Putin adjusted constitution in 2020 to let him stay In office until 2036. 12 year term limit changed to 36
Love Troy!
Who knew Trump would be a worse president the second time around?
Just kidding…
We all knew. That’s why most Americans voted for Kamala or a third person.
😮😢😮😢😮😢
Lol, that's why he won the popular vote😂
@ no he didn’t. The election was clearly stolen (again). Trump even said a thank you to Elon for “knowing how the voting machines work.” Nobody possibly believes Kamala got ten million fewer voters than Biden. It’s not possible. I live in a metro area of eight million and don’t know a single person dumb enough to vote for Trump. Harris won our area by 87 percent.
For a man wearing high heels, Dump is really hating on men in women's clothes 🙄
lotta makeup too
You sound like a middle schooler.
You mean women in womens clothes
I really appreciate the current DS cast. All of them are excellent. Desi Lydic should host.
Karoline Leavett is a joke!! She needs to grow up and learn the definition of the words “facts” and “truth”.
Yay we all love Troy.
Troy's part was amazing!!! 😂🤣😂
Honorable, truthful and disciplined: All things djt is not and has never been, and does not surround himself with. The % of people impacted by this is probably not comparable to the waste of the paper he wrote the order on, but yet he gets light shone on his hate and prejudiced and makes the magas think he is brave and right-thinking. If a person has the self-awareness and courage to see their way through this change, they are probably great material for service to our country.
100 million chickens? That monster! That's like a whole 4 days worth of chickens, gone in the blink of an eye.
Those chickens were killed to stop the spread of bird flu, but since the public health agencies can't talk about that, we just have to listen to this White House twit.
Cadet bone spurs hating on trans folk for serving ohh the irony
trans women are men, I hope this helps
Listen to Mr. Bone spurs.He should not criticize anybody that has given their life to the military
Too late. The dishonorable Felon in chief has been doing that for years. Called POWs and those killed or wounded in battle suckers and losers.
"Fun" fact, over 60 billion chickens are killed globally for food. I'm not a vegetarian, but still, you gotta admit, that's absolutely insane. Imagine every human on the planet, and then ~6 times that number of chickens a year.
Interesting! Does that include eggs? Or is that just meat chickens?
@@trise2033 All the figures I see state "killed for meat" so I don't believe it includes those that die of natural causes from egg farming
Just for meat. You’d be astonished how much chicken is cooked in restaurants and thrown out throughout the day and at closing. We can’t give it to needy people but it has to be cooked and ready just in case you have an urge for a 2-piece
Yeah, the chicken abuse jokes most definitely were not funny.
“I’m gonna come.”😉
Never gets old!
Michael and Troy are the best! Too great!