Robert is a baritone. I get blown every time when he reaches alto. Like I'm only a tenor and I can barely reach alto. He's just amazing! We love Robert.
Achmed almost seems like he’s friends with his servants because they’re so supportive of him and I don’t think servants/slaves back then would get away with the teasing without getting some form of punishment
Mind-reader: "Hmmm... who's brain should I invade now?" Notices you on the train. "They look like they have some dark, disturbing secrets locked away in that mind of theirs." Begins reading mind. Tiger-fucker! Tiger-fucker! Achmed is a tiger fucker! They'll remember Achmed the tiger fucking man! Mind-reader: "wHaT!"
I discovered Hamilton last week and during King George's solos I was like "this man reminds me of something... but what?" Thank you, I can now sleep in peace!
@@Apollo_G except that I am a coward. And one in a Very Christian Household. Last time someone did something the rest of the church found *unchristian like* their mom got removed as Deaconess. The girl, a grown ass woman btw, posted a pic of herself wearing black lipstick. So, for the sake of my grandma's pastoral paycheck, I cannot belt tiger f***er where people can hear me.
Roberts "He fucked a tiger!" in baritone is amazing don't get me wrong, but isn't as impressive to other things he's done that's because Robert is a baritone. I get blown every time when he reaches alto. Like I'm only a tenor and I can barely reach tenor. He's just amazing! We love Robert.
(If some of you (like me) want to sing this as Achmed singing his own praise because no one else wants to sing with him / you, here you go) In my homeland, I’m a legend All the people know my name On the battlefield and off I am superior In the kingdom, though, I'm finding That my only claim to fame Is an incident involving my posterior (Spoken) Posterior... Please. I've won scores of bloody wars And mopped the floors with my foes But no one remembers Achmed I've eviscerated peasants From their heads down to their toes But no one remembers Achmed Say my name in these parts And you'll get a vacant stare Until you mention tigers Or spotted underwear Spotted underwear So to restore my repute As a fierce fearsome brute, There's only one route I see Arrange the slaughter of millions Of innocent civilians Then they'll remember me (Spoken) The kingdom has oppressed us for years! Stripped us of our most basic rights! Our dignity! Our pants! But I’ve been ignored for too long. We’re going to war! Caked in mud or drenched in blood I smell as fresh as a flower But no one remembers Achmed I can pleasure sixty concubines In less than an hour But no one remembers Achmed Back home I was a hero Ladies trembled when I spoke But here the women treat me Like a throwaway joke Throw me away I'm a god on Earth but darnit Even deities incarnate Now and then can feel a little insecure All I want is some affection This rejection's almost Too much to endure... (Spoken) Am I not a thing of beauty? Don’t you want a piece of this? Wouldn’t you happily give up all of your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one-sided massacre, and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue? I ooze sex when I flex Those impeccable pecs But the princess rejects me still She may not love me yet But I'm willing to bet That once I kill all her people she will... Let them laugh, that's just fine But the last laugh will be mine 'Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead I'll make them all regret The day they chose to forget (Spoken) What's that name everyone? Tiger-fucker! (Spoken) Wait no! Like I said, what's that name? I’m the cock of the walk With abs as hard as a rock Nevermore will they mock me: Achmed (Spoken) Just to make things clear, I did not fuck a tiger! It was set upon me. They'll remember Achmed... They'll remember Achmed... They'll remember Achmed... They'll remember me ! (It’s not perfect but it does the job :))
if you say "tigerfucker" three times in the mirror, Joe Walker will appear and crush ur enemies with his biceps.
ResponsiblyIrresponsible it didn’t work so now I’m sad
Help I said it nine times now hes destroying the house
i think im laughing too hard
Achmed is my jojo stand
@@dhjfjajwoqowjfjfjgj1549 The house was your enemy.
Robert’s baritone was just- _D A M N_
Robert is a baritone. I get blown every time when he reaches alto. Like I'm only a tenor and I can barely reach alto. He's just amazing! We love Robert.
Is it weird that this is my favorite song in the show? The ending harmonies just make me really happy
How can they possibly not make you happy?
well, I absolutly love "join us an die", "rosted/poisend cup of coffee" and "Let it out" those are not save to sing in public either
I love the harmonies too! They are just a joy to my ears!
Nah it’s fine, twisteds soundtrack is overrated imo but not this song
Goodbye And twisted, along with this and show stopping number it’s my favorite song overall in StarKid.
No one remembers Achmed... It's your fault Jafar
Thanks, Herman.
This is all your fault Jafar
Thanks Hermin
I’d be more inclined to blame the princess. She literally just turned him into an example of how reluctant she was to get married.
@@christianali5431 everything is Jafar's mistake.
TIGER FUCKER! TIGER FUCKER!
Achmed almost seems like he’s friends with his servants because they’re so supportive of him and I don’t think servants/slaves back then would get away with the teasing without getting some form of punishment
Dude it’s not that deep
YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
@@riskrov4522 Yes, it is that deep
Deceit, I whole heartedly agree.
River Melody THEY HAVE SUCH GOOD CHEMISTRY
You’d think that killing people would make them like you but it just makes them dead. (Oh wow I didn’t expect anyone to read this😅😂)
What is that a reference to???? I MUST KNOW
@@meristuart1838 A very potter musical
Spicy Chicken fried or soup thanks
Really?
me at myself
"I'll get the last laugh because they can't laugh when they're dead!" 😂
Hannah, killing people doesn't make them like you. It just makes them dead XD
Every time I hear that line I laugh.
Oh my god every time Joe says "he was set upon me!" I die again
Sometimes I get this song stuck in my head while in public and feel sorry for mind-readers.
Hawk Talon same.
they should feel blessed
h e f u c k e d a t i g e r
Mind-reader: "Hmmm... who's brain should I invade now?" Notices you on the train. "They look like they have some dark, disturbing secrets locked away in that mind of theirs." Begins reading mind.
Tiger-fucker! Tiger-fucker! Achmed is a tiger fucker! They'll remember Achmed the tiger fucking man!
Mind-reader: "wHaT!"
Joe, your Voldemort is showing...
0:05 That vibrato on, “superior,” ugh, Robert, my heart!
Honestly who else absolutely loves how he says "don't you want a piece of this?"
he received the manhood of a tiger😂
Did you hear that, lads? Our prince made love to a tiger!
ohmagawsomean All hail Achmed, the tigerfucker!
@@phoenixablaze649 I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!
One was set upon me! It tore rrrrrright through my pants and grabbed ahold of my woODY.
Labrini Kotsiori No, no, no! My Woody. Look. His arm is all fucked up.
Robert's bit at the beginning is so cute, he sounds so soft :3
I remember Achmed
Honestly, bless Joe Walker
Is that Rob in this song? He's fantastic!
Yes. Yes it is.
barbaro267 i see u effing everywhere
I love your profile picture!
Him and King George from Hamilton should be BFFs 😂
Correction, they'd be boyfriends! XD
“I sang about killing the main character’s kingdom while wearing red.”
“OMG same.”
I discovered Hamilton last week and during King George's solos I was like "this man reminds me of something... but what?" Thank you, I can now sleep in peace!
I need friend's like Tiger Fucker's friends (forgot his name)
you forgot Achmed (quiety snickers)
CordiDordi *slow clapping*
can't believe you didn't remember Achmed
Don't worry, no one remembers Achmed
Every few months I play this song over and over for hours. And by “every few months” I mean “every day.”
I wish I could go around singing tiger f***er without getting looks. I can't belt out starkid songs at the top of my lungs for anything.
You could if you weren't a coward
@@Apollo_G except that I am a coward. And one in a Very Christian Household. Last time someone did something the rest of the church found *unchristian like* their mom got removed as Deaconess. The girl, a grown ass woman btw, posted a pic of herself wearing black lipstick. So, for the sake of my grandma's pastoral paycheck, I cannot belt tiger f***er where people can hear me.
@@lilianamitchell4279 shit
@@lilianamitchell4279 I'm guessing the Trail to Oregon's 'Acts of God' are off limits then?
TIGER HUGGER
Maybe, just maybe, Lin Manuel-Miranda was inspired by this for 'You'll be back' ??? I'm getting huge King George vibes
Emily Bate I know right?! Now I'm imagining Joe Walker peforming you'll be back.... He would make a damn fine King Geoge..
Emily Bate you are so right you know
I think he was particularly inspired by the 'tiger fucker' portions.
Oh my god you are so right!
I would put money on the fact that LMM would be a Starkid fan 😂❤️ it’s just too perfect
I wan to make an animatic of this song sooooo badly
What's stopping you?
TindraSan Fair enough.
PLEASE!!! THE WORLD NEEDS THIS!!!!
it’s been two years did you do it
edit: now it’s been 3
6 years ago and did you do it
I love that the soldiers assure Achmed that he won't be mocked and then the very next line is 'he fUCKEd a tiGer' 😂😂
Roberts "He fucked a tiger!" in baritone is amazing don't get me wrong, but isn't as impressive to other things he's done that's because Robert is a baritone. I get blown every time when he reaches alto. Like I'm only a tenor and I can barely reach tenor. He's just amazing! We love Robert.
✨ p o s t e r i o r ✨
Ach.. who?
Canada
+The Star Alchemist Anime lover with Cats Marry. Me
XD
+Dragonia Gesundheit.
Prince Achmed....I met with you last week...
(If some of you (like me) want to sing this as Achmed singing his own praise because no one else wants to sing with him / you, here you go)
In my homeland, I’m a legend
All the people know my name
On the battlefield and off I am superior
In the kingdom, though, I'm finding
That my only claim to fame
Is an incident involving my posterior
(Spoken) Posterior... Please.
I've won scores of bloody wars
And mopped the floors with my foes
But no one remembers Achmed
I've eviscerated peasants
From their heads down to their toes
But no one remembers Achmed
Say my name in these parts
And you'll get a vacant stare
Until you mention tigers
Or spotted underwear
Spotted underwear
So to restore my repute
As a fierce fearsome brute,
There's only one route I see
Arrange the slaughter of millions
Of innocent civilians
Then they'll remember me
(Spoken) The kingdom has oppressed us for years! Stripped us of our most basic rights! Our dignity! Our pants! But I’ve been ignored for too long. We’re going to war!
Caked in mud or drenched in blood
I smell as fresh as a flower
But no one remembers Achmed
I can pleasure sixty concubines
In less than an hour
But no one remembers Achmed
Back home I was a hero
Ladies trembled when I spoke
But here the women treat me
Like a throwaway joke
Throw me away
I'm a god on Earth but darnit
Even deities incarnate
Now and then can feel a little insecure
All I want is some affection
This rejection's almost
Too much to endure...
(Spoken) Am I not a thing of beauty? Don’t you want a piece of this? Wouldn’t you happily give up all of your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one-sided massacre, and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue?
I ooze sex when I flex
Those impeccable pecs
But the princess rejects me still
She may not love me yet
But I'm willing to bet
That once I kill all her people she will...
Let them laugh, that's just fine
But the last laugh will be mine
'Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead
I'll make them all regret
The day they chose to forget
(Spoken) What's that name everyone?
Tiger-fucker!
(Spoken) Wait no! Like I said, what's that name?
I’m the cock of the walk
With abs as hard as a rock
Nevermore will they mock me: Achmed
(Spoken) Just to make things clear, I did not fuck a tiger! It was set upon me.
They'll remember Achmed...
They'll remember Achmed...
They'll remember Achmed...
They'll remember me !
(It’s not perfect but it does the job :))
Am I the only one who throws up jazz hands at the end of the song
8 dislikes... it's all your fault Jafar
There would be no dislikes if you fixed the economic inequality like you promised
I just realized why no one remembers Achmed... it's because he kills everyone.
There was no one left to remember Achmed. Except for his precious tigers of course.
You would think that killing people makes them remember you... But it just makes them dead
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU... wait, wrong Achmed.
😂😂👏
3:13 this is my favourite part of the whole song
This is probably in my top five favorite Starkid songs
Honestly, mood.
What’s his name?
I dont remember XD
I think it’s Adam
I hear it's Tiger-Fucker
straightouttalove :/ oh yeah, that sounds familiar
@@cupidszone Nahh I'm pretty sure it sound like Spotted Underwear or something of the sort
The only Tiger King that really matters
i'm trying to study but this fucking song is haunting me
You killed my father- wait no I meant YOU SICKED YOU TIGER ON ME PREPARE TO DIE
2:15
Your welcome
Thanks
TIGER FUCKER! TIGER FUCKER!
ACHMED IS A TIGER FUCKER!
WE’LL REMEMBER ACHMED,
THE TIGER-FUCKING MAN!
Oh boy Pixar, just wait till you see what Disney does to you in the 2010's...
3:09 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
only me who has 2:05 on repeat?
For me it’s “you ooze sex when you flex those impeccable pecs”
It’s just so catchy,,,sadly I think my mom heard me singing it T_T
Best monologue in theater history
oh how i love joe walker
Whooooooo?
TIGER-FUCKER!!! XD
"Let them laugh, that's just fine, but the last laugh will be mine, 'cuz they can't laugh when they're all *_DEAD!!_*"
Whoa I wasn't expecting Lauren to sing there!
Wow I love You’ll Be Back
Poor Acchchchhmedd..
Kylo Ren's theme song 😂😂😂
Anne Davis accurate
Hihihi, well beside the tiger it is a total match, you are a genius ^^
This is all what You'll be Back tried and failed to be.
Ainsley King lmao you’ll be back was written before twisted but i appreciate both
@@athieru5588 No after... Twisted came out in 2013
Alana D hamilton was written in 2009 lmao (the first few songs, including you’ll be back)
2:28 is exactly Maven from Red Queen
In the early part of the song, it sounds like one guy is calling Achmed the pokemon, Serperior XD
Yes
The harmonizing ending made me gay.
You ooze sex when you flex is the most catchy part hands down
Why does achmed sound like waliugi
Not gonna lie, what's his name again ? *look at hand* Achmed was weirdly scary and intimating during this song
2:31
I don't care if 60 concubines/hr is a minute man jab, that is still its own kind of stamina.
I'll marry achmed
totally tv
Why no one remembered me 😡
incel
Lmfao hella true
why is this so accurate
The only incel is Aladdin.
I dont see it.. hes more of a happy yandere type
He's not an incel, he fucked a tiger.
My sister heard me singing this, and now calls me tigerf*cker. So...theres that.