I think the jokes are designed to also have strong hints of "baby pretending to understand things he's too young to understand" like when he marries the Russian lady but all he's really doing is playing house.
I never understood Stewies crush on brain bc it’s fucked up in so many ways Brain is like a father figure Brian is a dog Stewie is a *baby* Brain is straight They have had a baby’s together They are best friends
girls date guys who remind them of their dad, thats why girls with daddy issues have such terrible relationships so it doesnt surprise me at all that stewie has a crush on brian regardless of being a father figure, i would argue that stewie has a crush on him *because* of it also, its natural for someone young to have a crush on an older person, its only bad when its the other way around for obvious reasons
Ok but that thing Stewie did with the peach is kinda impressive tho. Like if i saw someone actually do that I would be confused, disgusted, and very impressed.
I don't see what the problem with Brian using the sink is supposed to be, as long as he has his own toothbrush. It's not like they're drinking out of it or anything.
Brian wears a towel in the bathroom while he basically roams around naked for the whole show lol
Which means he was only wearing that towel to cover somthing else..... Somthing that 90% of the time stays inside a dogs body.......
@@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 Hemorrhoids?
@@steelrarebit7387 yes hemorrhoids 😭😂 nah the red rocket bro
He likes to dry off with a towel after a shower. Makes him feel valid among humans.
@@felyxmillicent6538 _Let's not project people emotions onto animals._
Lol, Brian is FAR from being a "selfless lover."
True!!!!
He's a ""dog""
No shit lol 😆
2NE1 😭❤️
Once chris said : brian is a dog he has no soul
Aside from being messed up as heck, that thing with the peach is actually legit impressive.
so you haven't seen Pregnant Stewie yet
@@IllousionsTrappedintheUA-cam remember the time stewie was on full blown leather riding brian?
What did he spit out? Take out the word peach.
@@56Terrance *N U T*
But he ate the stem
sideways stewie can't scare you, he's not real
sideways stewie:
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@@Elsa-rq2ty wtf 😂
@@Elsa-rq2ty AmogUS
Sideways Stewie is the lost cousin of Front Facing Phineas.
So we just ignoring the fact that he ate a whole peach and spit out the seed
That's actually impressive 😶 Eating a peach whole and within 5 seconds, spitting out the pit 🍑
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@@Elsa-rq2ty Y E S
Would eating cherries removing the seeds from the branch also count.
@@werh227 unsanitary and wormy but yes
Pretty sure Stewie was trying to seduce Brian here. It's fucked on many levels but this is family guy so I guess that's typical.
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Not Really Fucked seems natural to me
Is your icon the symbol for lucifer?
@@Elsa-rq2ty it makes sense now that I watched that
I think the jokes are designed to also have strong hints of "baby pretending to understand things he's too young to understand" like when he marries the Russian lady but all he's really doing is playing house.
Stewie is bisexual. Although he’s leans towards loving men, he knows how “listen to your lover” even when it’s a woman
High on the Kinsey scale but likely not a full 7
Can we all just remember HES A FUCKING BABY!!!
@@CarpettinginMotel.townson He's been a baby since 1999, at this point he should be in his 20's.
Peter is definitely bisexual too
uh, the creator of the show stated that stewie, is a closeted gay. Lois is bisexual tho
''student of the pleasures of the flesh'' ohh boy Pinhead must be proud
Don't think I ever wanted to see a baby do that
But seeing a dog brush his teeth over the sink is okay.
imagine still thinking of stewie as a baby. it's pretty obvious the baby thing is just for jokes now.
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Stewie might as well just be a little person at this point.
Stewie and that mouth stuff..
He's had a lot of practice.
With Rupert.
Yikes..
Ok, two things: he got it from his ass, he put it in his mouth. Actually three things: he pitted that peach in half a second with no effort
To sum it up he ate ass fruit like a vaccum cleaner
He split it in 2
I think this is the first time I've ever seen stewie turned sideways😭
I never understood Stewies crush on brain bc it’s fucked up in so many ways
Brain is like a father figure
Brian is a dog
Stewie is a *baby*
Brain is straight
They have had a baby’s together
They are best friends
Stewie is a baby is the worst one for me
brian is stewies zaddy ideal
girls date guys who remind them of their dad, thats why girls with daddy issues have such terrible relationships
so it doesnt surprise me at all that stewie has a crush on brian regardless of being a father figure, i would argue that stewie has a crush on him *because* of it
also, its natural for someone young to have a crush on an older person, its only bad when its the other way around for obvious reasons
you spelled brian brain 3 times dude
"They have a baby's" makes no sense
Sounds like Stewie’s been reading more than just a few of those books.
Ok but that thing Stewie did with the peach is kinda impressive tho. Like if i saw someone actually do that I would be confused, disgusted, and very impressed.
"I am a student of the pleasures of the flesh."
*mormon add plays right after*
I love how Stewie maintained eye contact the whole time he was making love to that peach 🤣
Seth should do a reading of the portrait of Dorian Gray in stewies voice.
YES
It is impressive how Stevie can fit a whole peach in his mouth, shred it to the seed, then spit it out without spitting the peach skin itself
The crazy thing is brian used to be a true intellectual, who actually cared about the type of women he dated.
Inb4 this gets recommended to everyone.
I love Stewie, he's my favorite character.
He ate the stem too 🤣
Do you mean stem? Steam is what comes off a pot of boiling water.
@@Lugh444_Very cool, Luke R._
The orange seems impressive until you realize how big Stewie's head is and he probably has more mouth cavity room
The orange?????
Props to stewie for being able to eat a peach in one bite and spit out the centrew
sideways Stewie did not just put a whole peach in his mouth
"...paroxysms of ecstasy". Hmm, Paroxysm. That's a word you don't hear every day.
Fun fact Arnold from the show Hey Arnold is actually Stewie's older cousin.
Wow never new also which voice actors since there was a lot who played Arnold.
Is that really a "fun" fact?
@@Mr._X84 Na its a joke,ya know because they both have football shaped heads?
Me: What that mouth do?
Stewie: *puts a whole entire orange in his mouth*
Brian: "I think [insert female name here] may be...the one!"
How many times has brian said this? It rings very hollow, coming from him
0:41 That's awesome! 😁👍
This is somehow in a good way worse than Cool Hwip.
Cool Hwip Dad!! Ow!
Stewie sure loves putting oversized items in his mouth.
I have since dedicated my life to figuring out how to do that to a peach.
And yes I mean that both ways.
Stewie will make someone happy in the future
Thought it was an orange until he spit out the pit and realized it was a peach
/toddler consume a peach and spits out the pit/
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?-"
"Our coital congress will send you into paroxysms of ecstacy." Can't wait use that as a pickup line. 😎
One problem the stem was still on the peach, isn’t he gonna spit that out too?
I do the same thing stewie does every time I come across a peach
Wha...
Proof?
@@nenadrajic9740 I can fit a whole peach in my mouth
@@ad_interlude1966 why, you wanna see?
@@purp1705 I asked, didn't I?
So is no one gonna talk about how Stewie, a child, swallowed an entire peach and somehow only spit out the pit?
He's had umm...Practice.
Stewie is only 1 year old and allready know how to read?! What a miracle child
Freaking Stewie be teaching Brian how to eat her cheeks and to be careful with her or else 0:44
Here's a hint:🍦"thats the joke of the show"
Stewie, there’s still a stem in there.
He’ll be fine 😊
I'm just desensitized to this shit ever since Stewie got pregnant.
I thought I was dyslexic while reading that title
Am I the only one who misses the old animation without the exaggerated facial expressions?
Good, that, is enough Internet for today.
*You guys:* Eww stewie doing sexual stuff
*But for some reason, not:* Brian brushing his dog teeth in the same sink shared with the family
*a child being used to sexualize scenes*
vs
*a dog brushing his teeth in the same sink shared with the family*
Don't be a dogist. Brian is apart of their family.
I don't see what the problem with Brian using the sink is supposed to be, as long as he has his own toothbrush. It's not like they're drinking out of it or anything.
@@dreamking893 let not forget the fact family guy sexualize Brian too y'know.
@@benstevens44 Remember what he eats
Meg is really chilling in the stairs
Great...now I gotta go watch this whole episode on Hulu...
honestly im enjoying family guy way more than the simpsons now a days
Ikr?
This reminds me that scene from Wayne's World II where Gart says Wayne he isn't virgin anymore.
Coital Congress 😂 my oldest childs mother pulled in my driveway and I was like " What's up Coitus" and she burst out laughing 😂
0:42 a strange yet satisfying scene.
There are so many things that could be said pertaining to this scenario and yet it is best to say none of them-
After this Brian took an anxiety dump in the date's yard
Brian wouldnt understand him because Stewie is confused poor Stewie
Even if you're a minor...the FBI is still knocking on your door
The FBI is knocking on the FBI's door for having watched the same clip.
This is extraordinarily cursed.
Some things just didn't have to make it through to television.
Like Friends.
0:41 that was some trick
How many *"The One's"* have you been through Brian?
Now I know why adult stewie in the untold story movie had such a hard time picking up women.
he ate the stem lodged in the top of the peach.
I have to turn on the subtitles to understand stewie's word
the iliteration from Stew
He still ate the stem.
I just always think about how Stewie is literally a one year old baby like what
Wow Rupert is a lucky guy.
Listen to your lover Brian
This just showed proof that stewies mouth takes up nearly 40% of his entire head
Slaanesh is with him.
Sideways Stewie 😂😂😂
Bro watched call me by your name
I thought that was an orange
I wish I could do the trick with the peach like Stevie can, but not everyone can do everything.
I forget this episode, which “the one” was Brian talking about
Wow, so Stewie's head is just a big cheese wheel.
Trinston was here.. .
0:33 he said “stanima”
Did stewie just swallow a mouthful of peach. Dang. 😂🍑
Everyone is gangster until Stewie eats a peach whole
I admit that's a cool trick
I surprised Stewie didnt said anything like "i bet she cant do this" or sum shit like that
when I saw the thumbnail, I thought he would've said something like that
listen to your lover brian
HE JUST EATS THE WHOLE THING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
All jokes aside...that was kinda impressive
sideways stewie cant hurt me😭
Awesome video
Not going to lie, if I met someone who could do that peach thing I would be afraid I stumbled into a horror movie.
I think at 0:34 he should have said coitus but how he always likes to exaggerate words.
I live stewie omg XD best character ever
Damn Stewie engulfed that peach.
"I could eat a peach for hours."
Stewie is a 1 year old this is some sick shit
Ok. I’m gonna be honest.
I thought that peach was an orange at first........
Season 19 was so-so, but this bit was funny.
I'm drunk and I just asked a girl out for a drink.