Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2017
- After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
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I love that he introduces himself
RIGHT?! and who is he pointing at xD
FestiveParrot the pointing is the best part lol
Like demetri Martin lol
Ladies and gentlemen....Jackie MOON!!
this is entirely correct
That 70s prom suit he's wearing 😂😂
Hell yeah uncle Joey
He's dressed like the Joker.
Fuckin love it!! classy as fuck!
Can you, please, explain it to me, what's wrong with wearing a suit from the 70's? Please.
@@babasemka its 2020 lol. I love it tho i think its more of a joker look
I love when Ari Shaffir introduces Ari Shaffir! 😂🤣😅
If I had the opportunity to get on that stage and tell a story, I'd talk about that time my acid trip didnt wear off the night before and I had to go skydiving that morning
lmfao as if you still went.
i wish i could skydive on acid
You should do a video describing it
Umm I think you confused UA-cam comments section with /r/ thathappened ;)
Do a youtube video on it
Lowkey the best thing in that bit was "If that's a full condom, you have a very positive way of looking at the World"
"THE SEED OF A MAN WITH A JOB!!!!" 😂 😂 😂 😂
IKR?😅
Anyone else binge watching these videos?
Ever since I found it last night lol
stephen hunter yaaaas!! Ari's are the best! And the guy that stole the Jersey twice!!! And meth pee!! 🤣🤣🤣
stephen hunter I’ve been binge watching for days
Devan pitts agreed ari's are the best. I was pleasantly surprised by the brendan schaub one
'Scumbag'
Well... quite a literal take on the theme...
The condom real estate joke has gone over so many heads I am sure. God I love this man,
free rent best rent
Yeah I don’t get it lol can u explain
@ticrific2714 he said that black people don't know anything about condoms so he thinks Ari is talking about condos (condominiums).
His suit is super. And his face when he introduces himself. So much love.
The God part is underrated. Amazing setup that probably went a little over people's head, initially.
Pretty obvious, and he explained it.
He butchered the punchline
I love how in all these he introduces himself in third person as the host😂
Why does he introduce himself like that😂
Ari never disappoints 😂
this nigga introduced himself
he always does
white powers ignorance at its finest
Thats not ignorance, thats a spell check.
They're on a budget you know
your name is whitie powers no need to argue
So is reverse Benjamin buttoning just normal aging?
Yes, Christina! Jeez! lol
Thank you!!!!!
He meant at the sperm stage an the sperm aged his penis
It turns into a baby thumb
yup. absolutely true!!
Love your stories.
Honestly the show went down hill after he stopped hosting it
Really? I have been watching clips from before and after he left and haven't noticed a difference. Also the three stories Roy Wood Jr I've seen tell are among my favorites.
That intro was amazing 😂
Ari is a comic genius
Absolutely brilliant!
That real estate joke was too good
I knew it would suck
Did not disappoint
this is the best I swear
The Time Ari Didn't Pay Up After Losing A Bet With Bert And Tom
heheIt was a pretty sweet saga! Just a part of me is genuinely stuck wondering if he was doing the Jew stereotype to play into the jokes.
old & incorrect news.
NEXT TOPIC
incorrect? how? cause joe bailed him out?
This man needs Jesus.
Whatta welcher!
"Did you just hit me with a full condom!" I lost it...I was laughing...
one of the best intros😂👏
Good story, funny AF
Best intro EVERRRRRR... 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
ARIIIIIII! Cant watch past season 1 in Aus? Any chance changing this setting is an easy fix? I binged watched the first season and its just too funny i died a few times inside. Keep up the awesome work!
Also, sorry on behalf of all Australian's for our filthy dirt weed.
"Reverse Benjamin Button." So, like, the normal aging process?
😂😂 I needed a laugh this Morning!
Love ya ari ur the man so funny wish I could hang out and smoke a joint with u bro keep up the good work pal
A Häagen-Dazs dip cone, most relatable image ever xD
I laughed out loud at the intro
Love this guy - . I love laughing.
Oh wow 😂 This might be one of the best opening...
He said I just thought I would show him 😂😂😂
I saw the crowd change multiple times throughout this set.
Ari your the best........... USA no1. Best skit start yet.
I'm so glad I heard this. Out off all the guys I know me and another friend are the only 2 to strike someone with a "full" condom 😂
"Let me smell your vagina!"
LMAO! Best intro out of all the crazy ones Ari has done for TINH.
Haha bloody introduces himself XD
2:55 😂😂😂 Holy shit!
You know, THAT's what makes Ari amazing.
It's not really the story he's telling, but everything he comes up with in the process.
He's an incredible improviser.
Powerful punch drunk sports shoutout
I don’t pop Molly I rock Tom.....oh wait no I pop Molly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one woman at the back constantly looking at her phone, lol
the part when he slapped his friend with the used condom, is gold. this is genuinely funny. cant rmb when was the last time I had a laugh this hard. good stuff
I have to admit this was a pretty good story.
STILL FROM THE SAME NIGHT?!
im an optimist *the condom is always half full* 👻
Makes sense. Optomist = small dick. Got it
I laughed a fucking ton. timing worked for me really well. I just wish it ended right at "if thats a full condom..."
man, this playlist is really long
That intro was fuckin hilarious
These intros are fucking hilarious
I once got a rubber stuck to the ceiling and me and my ex fiancee left it there till It fell a week later cause we're just tidy people like that
Omg when he hit the punch line I fell out of my chair.
That intro!
Everyone says he is such a bad person... but damn he is funny🥺
4:50😂😂 lmfaooooo
This is going to be bad. I haven't even watched it yet. LET'S SEE
He's thinking " this is WHY i was psyched to get a ride instead of riding the bus. I was worried I'd get hit with a used condom on the bus but here's Ari slapping me with one. I may need better friends"
next time I take of a condemn imma shout "GRENADE" lmao!
How fucked up does a toilet have to look that you don't think it can flush things lol
Enter Username if you've ever clogged one with something innocuous you'll soon learn to become apprehensive. Haha
Wicked wish he did more stories , I don't let me view the first 100 sum reason I live in Canada
Best tuxedo ever....
good point
Not a bad intro for the theme
reverse Benjamin button? You mean regular aging, Ari?
It cancels out 🤣 simple mathematics
It'll come out when it's done lmfao rofl
I have the same paranoia. I can't leave condoms that I've jizzed in at a girls house 😂😂 I thought I was the only one
who else knew what he was thinking about
Wait Wait Wait.....he said he would give his friend a ride home because he is in a great mode. Ha ha ha. I guess his joke about taking friends to the airport is true.
The first time I saw him entroduce himself I was like what.. is there a guy that looks exactly like him he has a twin? What, what's going on
i still don’t know if these are the same people
OMG!!! Slappin' yo friends with a used jizzy wrap!!! That. Is. PRICELESS!!!
I miss Ari
Holy shit Ari is BAKED lmfao
Ari's comedy is on fire lately. The Chinese story was hilarious too. Can't wait for his specials.
that drowning joke bombed
I heard laughter at the punch line....where it supposed to occur.
As a phlebotomist I can say this now. Semen doesn’t live for more than an hour outside body temperature environment.
Wanna take that chance? 😏
I straight up though he meant voodoo not a unplanned crazy pregnancy.
No video today ??????
Wow, first down I've given this is not happening
Great story just needs a better finish. Gotta leave the room on the biggest laugh
Yeah...he's definitely the sociopath of the crew
I listened to enough Tom Leykis when I was a teenager to know that you always carry a mini bottle of tobacco for afterwards. It’s good advice if you’re paranoid.
Someone had a stand up but about this guy
The intro Is fucking trippy cause I was fucking high (should try😂😂)
This man is the best
That was a painful story 😳😆
happyness
Shit I thought I was the only one worried about trapping
detective pikachu
Me,as I watch any video with Ari in it:
(Hagrid voice):"You're a wizard,Ari."
Ari was definitely a more lit host than Roy wood jr
Ewww Ari touched the pole!!!🤣🤣🤣
DUDE, THATS SO GROSS LOL
Where is this bar?
Cheetahs strip club in Hollywood
Not throwing a condom away at a girls house is actually really good advice. Particularly if its a one night stand with a chick you dont really know.
Sperm out from the body cools off quickly and doesn't survive long outside the average human temperature. I wouldn't worry too much.
@@danolive6950 The fact that you left the condom itself leaves a doubt, which in the process of finding out the truth, might ruin your life. Imagine that girl coming to your workplace screaming about "it's your baby" with a used condom...
@@danolive6950 ask Boris Becker