This is literally the height of female humour, which is precisely why women ain't funny. This is a lemme example of amy schumer humor. And she's one of the most successful female comedians of all time ..... embarrassing. 😅 Here, lemme cover all the bases of any female standup so you can skip paying and wasting your hard earned money on their shows. Female comedians: Somethin bout dick. Somethin bout men. Somethin about bein fat. Somethin about period. Somethin about men again. Somethin about bein fat again. Somethin about cock again. Somethin about being on period again. Somethin else about cock, something else about men, and something else again about being fat/ weight struggles. And to finish, we've got a big drawn out joke about how hard life is for women and not for anybody else, something, something, something pay-gap. Something something something, being objectified (even though we just got done with an hour and 30 minutes of talking about how much dick she gets and loves LMAO) ANNNNDDDDDD we done. We out. There, you can safely never spend a dime on a female "comedian" now. Because you have heard everything they have to offer, from this post. If you still decide to pay money to see one, that's on you. I warned you. You WILL be seeing some variation in what i wrote describing their material. Maybe not in that order, maybe exactly in that order. All i know is it'll be a variation on what I said. And you allowed to take weapons in to aid yourself into non- existence either. So you're probably suffering through the whole garbage ass show. All because you couldn't convince your girlfriend there was something better to do. If you DO end up stuck somehow at one of those awful shows, at the very least, i recommend you atleast pretend to laugh and "get" all the jokes about how hard life is for women. Really look Sympathetically into your wife/ girlfriends eyes as you laugh, too. That way, there atleast a chance you're night will end with some pussy. It won't make up for the brain cell assaulting experience you had to suffer for 2 hours, but hey. It's a decent consolation prize and it's SOMETHING. You won't have taken a total L. You'll have already firm something out of padding for both of the tickets that YOU definitely had to pay for. 😅
I love that the look on her face was basically "what the fuck did she say?!?!" Scared of that idea of herself being in the situation and confused at the same time!!!
@@roninstormYTofc no grown adult is genuinely pure but tina is clearly quite conservative stop assuming ppl fake their personalitys just bc they dont partake in dirty jokes or react shocked to them 😂 theres many modest ppl like this in the world dude
That wasn't an intrusive thought. That was perfectly calculated. She knew _exactly_ how to stop Tina dead in her tracks, and you can see just how satisfied she is with herself when it all goes according to plan.
Can we talk about how many comments on UA-cam shorts are unnecessary negative, and they almost never watch the original video for context! They just claim the weirdest takes that could easily be disproved with one viewing of the original. Edit: like they take video clips like this or any clip that would sound controversial without context and just say the worst takes ever! Maybe youtube shorts was a bad idea.
What? Men who make these comments make me uncomfortable. When I was in high school I was allways alone in library or walking alone arround school or in maths club. I was in the library and two girls both older than me came up to me from behind and took my water bottle. They rubbed my water bottle between their vulva's [one girl did it] then threw it at my head. A female teacher was present. She did not do anything
At a local coffee shop they have trivia on the wall for a free size upgrade if you get it right. The questions was "how long is a giraffes tongue". When it was my turn in line I literally asked the batista loudly, "is it 13 inches!?" And he looked at me with the most innocent eyes and my poor husband needed to add the context because I was so embarrassed 😂
Think about this: there are people who spend their lives and whole days following/watching these types of people. That is the modern world for you. The idols of the younger generation... retarded, childish, immature and socially unaware bums. Horrible modern world.
@@smallwang7 I got 8, and it is almost too much for MOST girls I've been with. So speaking from experience, yes, 9 is alot. And in terms of rarity 9 is about 1 in 500 or 1 in 1000
@@imgingergiraffe3731bro 8 is a lot, Im closer to seven and that was even too much for some women and most just had to be in a certain position or positions in which it was comfortable for them, I can’t imagine how it should work with even more, then again I guess it also depends on girth and so on, which I am also over average but some 9 inchers may have less girth etc? That would make sense Ig
She's a cringe anime cosplaying creep that probably does cringey ahegao faces while she shits and fks. She literally had painted the tip of her nose and cheeks red to look anime, like any other tiktok 16 year old desperate for attention does. 😅
You can see it in Emma’s face that she was trying so hard not to make that joke when Tina asked for the size but broke and just had to say it lmao
The funny part is, that's "hard" cap.
It’s not a joke tho she’s dead serious
@PoignantDiscussions
Its only takes 1 dude, my dude.
@@yousillygoose6958 prob 7 inch at least no way it was 9 she would be dead if it was 💀 ok jokes aside I think she might be lying 😂
You see the perfect joke just dangling right in front of you like bait on a hook, and sometimes you just can't resist taking it.
When she finally pictured it in her mind she got scared and had to take a step back. 😆
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Tina was mortified.
She can take 9 but not 13
@@JuliusCeaser_skill issue
This is literally the height of female humour, which is precisely why women ain't funny. This is a lemme example of amy schumer humor. And she's one of the most successful female comedians of all time ..... embarrassing. 😅
Here, lemme cover all the bases of any female standup so you can skip paying and wasting your hard earned money on their shows. Female comedians:
Somethin bout dick. Somethin bout men. Somethin about bein fat. Somethin about period. Somethin about men again. Somethin about bein fat again. Somethin about cock again. Somethin about being on period again. Somethin else about cock, something else about men, and something else again about being fat/ weight struggles. And to finish, we've got a big drawn out joke about how hard life is for women and not for anybody else, something, something, something pay-gap. Something something something, being objectified (even though we just got done with an hour and 30 minutes of talking about how much dick she gets and loves LMAO) ANNNNDDDDDD we done. We out.
There, you can safely never spend a dime on a female "comedian" now. Because you have heard everything they have to offer, from this post. If you still decide to pay money to see one, that's on you. I warned you. You WILL be seeing some variation in what i wrote describing their material. Maybe not in that order, maybe exactly in that order. All i know is it'll be a variation on what
I said. And you allowed to take weapons in to aid yourself into non- existence either. So you're probably suffering through the whole garbage ass show. All because you couldn't convince your girlfriend there was something better to do.
If you DO end up stuck somehow at one of those awful shows, at the very least, i recommend you atleast pretend to laugh and "get" all the jokes about how hard life is for women. Really look
Sympathetically into your wife/ girlfriends eyes as you laugh, too. That way, there atleast a chance you're night will end with some pussy.
It won't make up for the brain cell assaulting experience you had to suffer for 2 hours, but hey. It's a decent consolation prize and it's SOMETHING. You won't have taken a total L. You'll have already firm something out of padding for both of the tickets that YOU definitely had to pay for. 😅
I like how you can tell Emma’s brain is like, “ok, hold up, I got a joke. No no, I know…just trust me.”
Where the replies at
@@pepop6922idk
Coomers. All of you.
I love that the look on her face was basically "what the fuck did she say?!?!" Scared of that idea of herself being in the situation and confused at the same time!!!
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“what the fucks did she say” means confused honey
Whyd u word it like that ew
Asian girls need big ones too
God you ever read your own comments? This is the dumbest thing ever
Emma is just that embodiment of idgaf energy 😂
A proper Jersey girl.
Also Ho Energy
@@m4c1990 who cares
@@m4c1990 u spelt it wrong
Or iiwii
Tina such a pure soul, seeing her react to this is priceless.
Emilia moment
No girl is pure right now. Forget about that 😅
@@roninstormYTY'all wouldn't get one either way so don't worry
@@roninstormYTofc no grown adult is genuinely pure but tina is clearly quite conservative stop assuming ppl fake their personalitys just bc they dont partake in dirty jokes or react shocked to them 😂 theres many modest ppl like this in the world dude
Ok, serial killer.
Tina's look of fear and being impressed at the same time
Trust me... She's not impressed. That's actually nasty
@@Ewang2727 I mean, I have friends who are girls who make these kinds of jokes and have no problem saying it. Well, the majority of the time
@@soksocks nobody wants to hear about how requis and his buddies ran train on anyone bruh
@@SaintThaG you're overlooking it
@@Ewang2727 How is it nasty that she has taken a certain dick size before? Should dudes with 9 inches just be shunned from society?
"I'm sorry. I really had to."
No, girl. You didn't have to. You know what you did. 🤣
But she did-
Me
Nah the opportunity was RIGHT THERE. She HAD to
Women when something has a measurement: "this is like that time i got fucked"
She was only following orders
The funniest stunlock i have ever seen lol.
She Literally went Speechless....She's like wtf do I say something like....Tina is so Precious 😍
Why is every indian so fckin cringe. 'Precious' like what indian crack are u smokin my guy
@@sarjodhsingh2032 ......does your little noggin realise you're insulting yourself as well when you generalise all Indians as cringe?
@@parry111 they are 🤣
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Down bad, down bad bad
The fear in tina's eyes
Preferably I like to use a 3 by 3 pan because it's the perfect size, especially if it has a good personality
Some would say that’s big, quite huge to be honest..
@@The_Real_Rip_Van_Winkle 😭😭
@@The_Real_Rip_Van_Winkle 😭😭
Where?
Nice pick me
Tina's horrified look is too cute
Your comment is horriying
She genuinely looks like “…. I need an adult” 🤣
"I am an adult." -Vegeta
Confusion, disgust, fear. a true masterclass of portraying complex emotions.
The distress in Tina’s eyes is palpable lol
I love how Tina was trying not to laugh lmao
The range of emotions Tina had in her reactions was too good
Emma is genuinely STUNNING
If that's 9 inches I'm probably packing a solid 3 or maybe a 2
Lmfao but you have a MASSIVE... sense of honesty
that is 9 inches, counting the outter rim, not just what "fits inside"
And im half of what your giving yourself credit for lol
width not length of the pan, up yourself a little bit bro :)
And this was the day that Emma stun locked Tina. Legend says that Tina is still in that same position til this day!
Tina: *asking about the held item*
Emma: *trying her best not to joke about it*
: -AwkwardSilence-
Emma: *joked about it*
She definitely hasnt. Dude lied to her for sure 🤣
When he claims 9in but you have a cake pan in the cupboard🙄
Whatever a time warner remote was 10 years ago
Thats not 9 inches though.
Women 😐
Women claiming to want 9 inches is just as wild 😂
@@RamesesBoltondeep sea exploration 💀
OK you got me, still a solid 8in tho 😂😊
Emma letting the intrusive thoughts win is so funny
That wasn't an intrusive thought. That was perfectly calculated. She knew _exactly_ how to stop Tina dead in her tracks, and you can see just how satisfied she is with herself when it all goes according to plan.
Can't expect that shit to go unpunished one day please let me live to see it
Tina going through different levels of shock 😂
I can smell the comments
How to effectively Cripple a pure soul for an extended amount of time
“The kitten was too stunned to speak”
Can we talk about how many comments on UA-cam shorts are unnecessary negative, and they almost never watch the original video for context! They just claim the weirdest takes that could easily be disproved with one viewing of the original.
Edit: like they take video clips like this or any clip that would sound controversial without context and just say the worst takes ever! Maybe youtube shorts was a bad idea.
9 is actually insane
Asking chat like they've seen 9 inches before 😂
People can't end up in a twitch chat with 9 inches?
She gave the “ I don’t feel secure anymore “ face
That's the kind of friend I am.
And I don't tell my friends when joking or not. It's hilarious. They don't know if I'm a total prude or a kinky nymph.
Sound like a horrible friend. find Jesus
this is the way
What? Men who make these comments make me uncomfortable. When I was in high school I was allways alone in library or walking alone arround school or in maths club. I was in the library and two girls both older than me came up to me from behind and took my water bottle. They rubbed my water bottle between their vulva's [one girl did it] then threw it at my head. A female teacher was present. She did not do anything
We both have the same balance of joking vs sussing 😂
Yah but a liar can spot a liar, a thief can spot a thief.
the fact that tina didn’t make a single sound
ez snort. jus cracked herself up
It got me when she snorted at the joke 😂
Tinas face is me when my brother says the weirdest things ever
That snort, I'm in love
She had to reboot after that
I love Tina's reaction so much lmao it's great
Tina was trying so hard not to think about it 😂😂
Tina is just stunned locked at that point 😂
she was trying sooo hard not to say it lmao
The moment she realized she was too stunned to even speak LMAO
I love how you could see her friend being confused, processing what she heard while looking at the pan, and then recoiling in fear at the mental image
She ain’t seen past 5🤣
Tina had no idea what to say about that 😂
This clip is never going to get old lol
She looks so cute and pretty id like to see her in kdramas
to be honest that's quite impressive
This is coming from someone with experience it's definitely hard but it's a bit easier than you would expect
@@Lowfe Wtf
@@Michael-nh5nj What? I'm just saying the truth
@@Lowfe damn.... kinda wanna ask more but at the same time, im shy 😳😳
@@teacup203 You can ask more, I know it's not something that everyone really has the answer to so I'll answer any questions you have
We all knew that joke was coming 😂
The woman was too stunned to speak
Great video brother, I was super skeptical on jounds design philosophy - This video helped clear up that confusion
That reaction tho. Priceless😂❤
At a local coffee shop they have trivia on the wall for a free size upgrade if you get it right. The questions was "how long is a giraffes tongue". When it was my turn in line I literally asked the batista loudly, "is it 13 inches!?" And he looked at me with the most innocent eyes and my poor husband needed to add the context because I was so embarrassed 😂
Différence in culture right there
Idk what they're talking abt Tina's hairstyle looks great on her 👍
Tina looks like she’s contemplating all the choices that led to this moment
She's for the country
honestly 9 just sounds like pain and nothing else holy shit
"idk man that seems like a good 10-15?!"
Dumb.
Think about this: there are people who spend their lives and whole days following/watching these types of people. That is the modern world for you. The idols of the younger generation... retarded, childish, immature and socially unaware bums. Horrible modern world.
Yeah u can tell by the whistling sound when she's 🏃♀️ running
I simultaneously want both your hair styles and colours. You are both stunning 😍
The real question is how does she know that she actually took 9 inches before
Yuck, gross
They are so cute together.
The kitten was to stunned to speak
Oversharing, much?
The shock
I loved it more when people had shame and were shamed
The utter shock in her face lol
its the fact that emmas asexual that makes this so mucb funnier for me
9 inches is a lot, and quite rare.
Way more than anyone needs.
that's if she's even telling the truth, girl inches are a thing for a reason lol
No it's not sunburn.
@@smallwang7 I got 8, and it is almost too much for MOST girls I've been with. So speaking from experience, yes, 9 is alot. And in terms of rarity 9 is about 1 in 500 or 1 in 1000
@@imgingergiraffe3731bro 8 is a lot, Im closer to seven and that was even too much for some women and most just had to be in a certain position or positions in which it was comfortable for them, I can’t imagine how it should work with even more, then again I guess it also depends on girth and so on, which I am also over average but some 9 inchers may have less girth etc? That would make sense Ig
@@imgingergiraffe3731 pretty sure its closer to 1 in 10000
All emotions went through her face 😂😂
Tina.exe stopped working.
R.I.P to her guts
That look that Tina was expressing was her picture Emma taking it
9 is crazy
For the streets
tina didn't know how to react
Her reaction makes her very beautiful.
If your man knows immediately the measure of a thing in inches without thinking about it/measuring it properly, its probably their size.
Not if they from a sophisticated country that uses metrics.
@@Definitely_Melnyx my country uses meter for almost anything but inches when measuring dicks.... And height.
@@freshmilk7122 straya
We use metric system in Canada and still measure dick by the inch.
@@freshmilk7122 either Canada or Straya the right? Lmfao
Damn dudes really put they stuff in everything 💀
Im very glad he kept working on the song
She has? I don't remember her.
Impressive. Most Impressive.
The shock on Tina's face. Hilarious.
Ok ngl but that’s sounds like a MoistCritical line lmao 🤣
Lmfao I'm so drunk right now and first thing I saw on YT is Tina's face being so precious
How did she take something that wide
This scene always makes even though the joker is like the villain
The pure shock is amazing haha
The fact that Tina is afraid of 9 inches brings hope to My heart.
Now i know the world can be a better place for all.
Variety_YT thanks You.
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I think she is with the 90% of girls though
90% of girls can't take anything over 7.5 - 8 inches. 9 is just 🥵
@@blizz8563 bruh ur down badddddd
“The woman was too stunned to speak”
Solkatt-P with another masterpiece its good to have you back
Damn maybe turn up the heat. The little one is freezing.
Corpse was right, tina is damn beautiful
She's a cringe anime cosplaying creep that probably does cringey ahegao faces while she shits and fks. She literally had painted the tip of her nose and cheeks red to look anime, like any other tiktok 16 year old desperate for attention does. 😅