This bit won't be dying anytime soon. Sit back and pologize. *Spoilers:* 0:20, 0:48, 7:10-8:43, 9:08, 10:15, 11:20, 12:16, 12:36, 18:37, 25:29 What bit? *This* bit. 0:29 Title card 0:33, 3:36 Words are hard 1:06 Bodger's *Outrageous* Face 1:45 Oh, right, your security check. If it couldn't keep us out, how secure can it be? 2:35, 9:36, 17:46 Alan's favorite official NPC D&D lore 3:00 Straya is populated entirely by criminals, as everybody knows 4:00 Crime Families?! Oh my! 4:15 Baradun rolls Persuasion to get the name of the local crime families 4:45 Custodiet Crime Family or Bladesong Crime Family 5:03, 10:04 Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong, master of subtlety 5:26-6:09, 11:06-11:33, 15:07-15:57 Let's see that again, *in character!* 6:01 Baradun being unable to stop telling people he's Baradun 6:13 Shall we break their legs? 6:45, 10:58 Bodger senses he will not be able to Bodger his way through this sidequest, time to bring out the greatest investigative mind in Azerim, Detective Dinkledork! 9:03, 10:50, 13:13 That's why it's -Baradun- *Steven Thorley III & the Dickheads 9:29 *Sydhip,* coastal town 11:40 What we really need, are *adventurers,* do you know of any? 12:00, 12:43, 14:15 Shopping Montage! GO! vs Shopping Montage. NO. 12:17 Clem, know any laundromats? 13:26, 17:29 Elves, amiright? 14:04 Cameo by The Fly 14:21, 14:40-16:10 Bodger's *Inspiring Speech* 16:43-18:54 Bob describes where he grew up 19:04, 25:18, 27:54 That old farmstead bach on the beach in the forest on the mountains by the lake within the desert 19:51 Gregoriange Impala Bladesong, father of Bob 20:19 Osiris Bladesong, father of Gregoriange (retired) 20:44 Rob, eldest sibling of Bob 21:11 Bob rolls History to recognize working hand 21:33 Abb, son of Rob 21:57 You're always laughing at me not remembering my own lore (how is Stephanie, by the way?), let's see you do it! 22:17 Bladesong family greeting 23:04 Return of Clemmy Clem 23:22 Rest in Peace, Nob 23:44 Baradun finally gets what Nob did for work 24:03 Where is Mob? 24:34 Marcellus Osiris Bladesong, aka Mob, 5th son of Gib 25:00 *Hint, Hint* your birthday might be important 25:41 Philantrius Bladesong, wife of Gib, mother of Bob 25:59 Alan Morrison Lore 26:02 How many Bladesongs are you going to do? 26:15 Danielle Raquelle Asteria Bladesong, aka Drab, daughter of Francesca Alexandra Bladesong, aka Fab 26:38 Lancelen Arte Bladesong, aka Lab, son of Orb 27:00 Rest in Peace Dob, brother of Bob, born shortly after he left 27:14 SOB, Cub, and Bib (SOB is capitalized because it's pronounced as the letters, not the word it spells) 27:20 Every sperm is sacred, mate! 28:01 Bring your ponchos, everyone 28:20 Welcome to Tuile, Page 29:06 Do it, James.
Can we just appreciate Ben taking initiative and Immediately introducing baradun as steven to his family lol. He literally went "your not fucking this one up" and didn't even give him a chance.
Seeing as you seem to love creating songs. Let me share one I came up with for some bards who are teaming up! Bard boys, bard boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bard boys, bard boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bards was illusioned on location with the men and women of the law. All suspects are treated with equal suspicion and arrested in accordance with crown laws
Considering how effed up Bob is I've a feeling the personal fears of the Bladesong family members are gonna be the stuff that makes nightmares look like candy land.
If you watch his "Behind the Screen" every week on his twitch channel as he goes over the weeks episode, you'll get to hear him read some of his notes.
@@iAelon Sadly no, and they only stay on Twitch for something like 3 months before Twitch deletes them so the old ones are gone. If I remember correctly, Rob has mentioned talking with VLDL about making breakdowns of the episodes from the DM's perspective a more permanent thing, but I haven't heard it brought up in awhile.
Item Description: Pologize Potion Once the aggrieved party ingests this potion, all transgressions perpetrated by the owner of this potion are forgiven and forgotten as if it never occurred. This must be done within one hour after the incident, else it becomes too late pologize.
This reminds me something that happened back in school. We had two english class groups. Mine was 11 girls and 3 boys (me included). Our teacher said: -We have some extra time left because you just bolted trough what I had prepaired for this semester so we can watch a movie! There are two picks. Twilight or Euro trip. Should we take a vote? I just instantly went: -Do we really need to bother with this? I mean can we just skip the vote and move to watching Twilight? Everyone laughed and after surprizing 11 to 3 vote we watched twilight. 😁
@@TheEstafista It sounds like a giant fuck-up, because "Eurotrip" is really a worthwhile thing, unlike "Twilight". And it's not about biological gender, it's just two different values in cinema, how to compare shit with honey.
Emus and Drop-Bears have devolved/evolved into strange Chimera type creatures. An evolutionary feat by the Drop Bear, and a devolutionary hardship by everything else.
It's honestly so easy for me to forget Britt is a guest. Gonna be weird when she's gone 😔 Fits in so well and so many fun moments stem from her, such as the great location of the Bladesong's pologize home. Guess we just gotta get that second campaign up and running soon 😁😁😁
Meanwhile...... Rob in Twitch is like: my goodness, those guys made me so annoyed by singing too much of the "joke" Tulie to Pologize, when clearly the word: pologize is relax (or something else) I wonder what future Rob in Twitch have to say for this episode. XD
Wow, I went back to watch episode 15 and Eldwina (Ellie's character) is from the family Custodiet! Guess we will be seeing another guest appearance in a couple episodes or so. Rob's genius at crafting interwoven storylines is truly remarkable!
After a couple months of binging I’m now caught up and have to patiently wait for new episodes.. outrageous! 😤 Thank you guys so much for this series and all VLDL videos really, you never fail to make me laugh and lately that life and work are pretty intense it helped me a lot. Shoutout to Ben for being so hilarious and lovely as BOB, and to Rob, the most patient and incredible DM I ever seen, the planning and storytelling are just phenomenal, I love all of his NPCs and I’m so pumped for the Bladesongs’ party! From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for everything you do. Much love from Italy~ Ilenia
I’m so glad that the subtitles are back! I don’t know if I was too early for last episode or if they weren’t typed up but the subtitles for these are one of my favorite parts! 😂 Just seeing “*Visual disgust*” or “*tut tut*” makes me laugh. I hope other people also appreciate the work that goes into these amazing captions!
I'm deaf so I kinda need them. But glad they serve duel function. The more people who don't complain about subtitles, the more subtitles will become mainstream and I can have them on all the things :D
Lor was busy last week, but she did get the SUBTitLE (humor) out on the Episode by Sunday so rewatch for the extra layer - and this weeks were spot on - as usual.
En before all the “exotic animals” that have normal names are actually super f*cked up uncanny valley nightmare monsters that bring out Greg’s old self just so he doesn’t break from looking at them.
BOB’s family is something else haha! I need to rewatch the thieves guild where we met one of BOB’ family for the first time And all of these throwbacks from off-hand comments are pure gold. Straya, the b-day traditions, all of it. Rob is the best DM!
In 28:58 , that was literally the question in my head this whole episode, there was just no chat about how they wanna get the information out of the bladesongs, just straight up walking in there 😂😂
#Standard Have the dickheads EVER discussed having a plan? Early campaign Bodger pitched a fit anytime anyone asked too many questions or put thought into anything....
Just binged all of these in a month, got me back into my DnD phase, and thank you Rob for finally convincing me to try and become a DM. Will be running a small adventure for my friends as soon as i can. Thank you all for the inspiration, watching you guys have fun has been the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in years.
You guys really pulled an SNL here. The Tulane to Pologise bit was very funny but you just overkilled it. I would say it's the first time you've done that. Love the show
May we have a picture of the Bladesong family tree at some point, please? Also, hope that BOB uses some down-time to catch up with his family. If you're seeing them only once in 100 years....
Ending freaked me out a bit, actually though Ben was breaking the 4th wall and talking to me for a moment. Then quickly remembered how common the name James is. I know there has been talk of having Britt join the other girls for a separate campaign but I actually wish she would stick around full time with this group. She balances the party a bit not only as a person but her character as well brings in a certain quirkiness to the party.
Got to love how Rob has no issue dressing up for a character, trully a theatre man. Rob, if you read this, i played Mother Simon in La fille mal gardée, so Kudos from a fellow actor.
I like how we all forgot that Bodgers love interest was kidnapped in his vision from the first Hag, such ashame for Bodger when he finally realizes....
There literally hasn't been the time or space to address that. They only just escaped being trapped in Elowin. Fast forward 2 years later. I'm sure you saw that resolved No spoilers please. Btw 23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
One of the things I love about this show is that it reminds me of the campaigns my group used to play. I make sure that I'm awake every Thursday morning when the new episodes come out. ❤❤
this episode had me giggling like a child, I can’t wait to pologise in my own desert forest underwater castle at the mountaintop and watch it all again
Maybe it's because I'm watching this at not-quite-5 AM, but I took _far_ too much enjoyment from that Bladesong family tree 😂 (Here's hoping we meet DRAB and FAB before it's over!)
Can I just say, you're party teeters on the brink of absolute chaos. It's enchanting that it hasn't devolved to absolute murder hoboing is a credit to your DM. Love it
New Headlines: "GM goes postal and bludgeons players to death with D&D rule books and a model ship" Rowan, as he's bleeding out on the floor, lifts his head one final time and says "Is it Tuile to Pologise?" All of this was caught on camera, including Ben's horrific demise, which started when the model of a storm giant entered his sphincter and erupted out through his chest cavity. Love you all very much, but my sympathies lie with Rob.
Rob's female characters are my favorites on the green screen. I love that the characters have different boob sizes too lol His dedication to the details shows how top notch he is.
such a brilliant episode, leaving cliffhangers, having the WTF is going ON moments, letting the characters and the DM shine :) you guys are great, love y'all
Well, you called me out, I'm James, I better go to your Patreon then! I'm from CHCH btw and love your guys stuff, every video is phenomenal. Much love to you guys!
Idk why but I think it would be awesome if anytime something becomes canon it becomes “cannon” and a lil cannon explosion goes to solidify it is in fact canyon.
@@agirlnamedmichael1670 ayeeeeeeeee the return of Poppy! What if……they brought back one of the guys to make poppy the bbeg!!!!!!! Pissed cause Greg went all high and mighty?!
Sidhip reminds me of that time when I introduce my players to the Lords of Sirensister, Hardfart and Wetminister. Then had them investigate the sewers in the district of Longdong.
The only bladesongs they met literally stabbed dude in the back then sent them to the deadfrost and their first thought is, maybe if we tell them they're under investigation they will let us sleep there?!
Rob's maths: "100 years in elf time is roughly equivalent to 10 years in human time" (a few moments later) "...you realise this is AB! Last time you saw him he was about 50 years old so about 10 in human terms (not 5?) and he's not 150 so about 25 in human terms (not 15?)" Lmao
I would literally prefer Rob over Matt Mercer as my GM. Im completely hooked on this adventure and I still can't get past Ep 1 season 1 of Critical Role. Love you guys and keep up the amazing and hilarious work
3:04 "Sanguine Correctional Facility's on Straya" That name seems familiar, where have I heard that before? Wait a minute, is that one of those "self-governing" prisons, where the prisoners form a society and the guards stay out of the politics?
Don't know if the players feel it in the game process, but episodes like this one just somewhat remind me of those old action movies where some guys are carelessly and recklessly testing the patience of a humble Buddhist monk, who is patient enough (oh yes), but you never know when he's going to show his Shaolin trained side (with no anger whatsoever, of course). Well, good luck with that, guys! And it's good that at least Adam has a decent wisdom check on reading the room... And respect for Rob, he's reaching new levels of patience each time (though it would be better if he hadn't had to).
NOW LISTEN HERE FOR I HAVE A STRATEGY THAT WOULD'VE GAVE CLEM SHARK A FIGHTING CHANCE: The hammer when thrown will come back to Bodger. Clem shark could anticipate the attack and at the moment the hammer starts going back to Bodger, she bites down the hammer thus using the hammer's ability to return to Bodger to close the distance and using the shear mass and momentum of the shark to cause damage. It renders Bodger's hammer ability against him. So, what do you think?
This bit won't be dying anytime soon. Sit back and pologize. *Spoilers:*
0:20, 0:48, 7:10-8:43, 9:08, 10:15, 11:20, 12:16, 12:36, 18:37, 25:29 What bit? *This* bit.
0:29 Title card
0:33, 3:36 Words are hard
1:06 Bodger's *Outrageous* Face
1:45 Oh, right, your security check. If it couldn't keep us out, how secure can it be?
2:35, 9:36, 17:46 Alan's favorite official NPC D&D lore
3:00 Straya is populated entirely by criminals, as everybody knows
4:00 Crime Families?! Oh my!
4:15 Baradun rolls Persuasion to get the name of the local crime families
4:45 Custodiet Crime Family
or
Bladesong Crime Family
5:03, 10:04 Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong, master of subtlety
5:26-6:09, 11:06-11:33, 15:07-15:57 Let's see that again, *in character!*
6:01 Baradun being unable to stop telling people he's Baradun
6:13 Shall we break their legs?
6:45, 10:58 Bodger senses he will not be able to Bodger his way through this sidequest, time to bring out the greatest investigative mind in Azerim, Detective Dinkledork!
9:03, 10:50, 13:13 That's why it's -Baradun- *Steven Thorley III & the Dickheads
9:29 *Sydhip,* coastal town
11:40 What we really need, are *adventurers,* do you know of any?
12:00, 12:43, 14:15 Shopping Montage! GO!
vs
Shopping Montage. NO.
12:17 Clem, know any laundromats?
13:26, 17:29 Elves, amiright?
14:04 Cameo by The Fly
14:21, 14:40-16:10 Bodger's *Inspiring Speech*
16:43-18:54 Bob describes where he grew up
19:04, 25:18, 27:54 That old farmstead bach on the beach in the forest on the mountains by the lake within the desert
19:51 Gregoriange Impala Bladesong, father of Bob
20:19 Osiris Bladesong, father of Gregoriange (retired)
20:44 Rob, eldest sibling of Bob
21:11 Bob rolls History to recognize working hand
21:33 Abb, son of Rob
21:57 You're always laughing at me not remembering my own lore (how is Stephanie, by the way?), let's see you do it!
22:17 Bladesong family greeting
23:04 Return of Clemmy Clem
23:22 Rest in Peace, Nob
23:44 Baradun finally gets what Nob did for work
24:03 Where is Mob?
24:34 Marcellus Osiris Bladesong, aka Mob, 5th son of Gib
25:00 *Hint, Hint* your birthday might be important
25:41 Philantrius Bladesong, wife of Gib, mother of Bob
25:59 Alan Morrison Lore
26:02 How many Bladesongs are you going to do?
26:15 Danielle Raquelle Asteria Bladesong, aka Drab, daughter of Francesca Alexandra Bladesong, aka Fab
26:38 Lancelen Arte Bladesong, aka Lab, son of Orb
27:00 Rest in Peace Dob, brother of Bob, born shortly after he left
27:14 SOB, Cub, and Bib (SOB is capitalized because it's pronounced as the letters, not the word it spells)
27:20 Every sperm is sacred, mate!
28:01 Bring your ponchos, everyone
28:20 Welcome to Tuile, Page
29:06 Do it, James.
Handsome fella doing beautiful work as always!!! 😁
your timestamps are dingo!
I'm james 😨😨
@@jamesstewart3325 go for it James. You'll not regret.
@@SettesNL I did it
Can we just appreciate Ben taking initiative and Immediately introducing baradun as steven to his family lol. He literally went "your not fucking this one up" and didn't even give him a chance.
Wrong. It's Adam who told "Steven" and Bob just repeated that
Time to pologize and watch the new episode?
Just pologized all over myself
I assume Bodger will start losing HP very soon with every pologizing. Rob, I am with you on this! 😂
Seeing as you seem to love creating songs. Let me share one I came up with for some bards who are teaming up!
Bard boys, bard boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bard boys, bard boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bards was illusioned on location with the men and women of the law. All suspects are treated with equal suspicion and arrested in accordance with crown laws
Wait wait wait … so there’s a 7th son that’s a Bladesong! Do we have a wizard Bladesong? ❤
Can't wait to hear the favourite fears of every member of the Bladesong family as part of their detailed and lengthy backstories.
Yyyyeeeessssssss
Most mysterious hint of the entire arch.
Or a big troll, who knows
Bob does
Considering how effed up Bob is I've a feeling the personal fears of the Bladesong family members are gonna be the stuff that makes nightmares look like candy land.
@@syncdom Or so extraordinarily ordinary it's artistically insane... Like fear of soup because anything can be soup.
Most importantly, their favorite fears.
Rowan: the Honeywood murder took me 18 hours
Ben: what the f*ck that's like a five-minute Quest
Now we know why
well detective dinkledorf was on the case after all...
What is this refrence to 😂😂😂
@@shivam7156 it's the reference from on of the vldl epic npc video
@@shivam7156 "missing an important ingame mechanic" vvld quite recent episode. the reference is from there i pressume.
I am so pleased that Rob remembered the party pig.
Every few years they have to get bigger and bigger pigs with how many of the damn bastards are still around
I wish I could get a look at Rob’s notes from this campaign. Its like the equivalent of a legendary magic tome that every DM would love to have.
If you watch his "Behind the Screen" every week on his twitch channel as he goes over the weeks episode, you'll get to hear him read some of his notes.
I get the feeling it will have little motivational notes in the columns like "don't kill your players!" and "don't forget to turn BOB into the BBEG"
Those on a YT channel by any chance? Would watch the crap out of those but never around on Twitch.
@@iAelon
Sadly no, and they only stay on Twitch for something like 3 months before Twitch deletes them so the old ones are gone.
If I remember correctly, Rob has mentioned talking with VLDL about making breakdowns of the episodes from the DM's perspective a more permanent thing, but I haven't heard it brought up in awhile.
Bob's interaction with his dad is so wholesome. Complete opposite of bodger's family reunion 😂
In this episode: how to run a joke into the ground and then use it to dig a well that a hammer keeps getting lost in.
Specifically your grandfather's hammer, which may or may not be rightfully yours.
the hammer that he rightfully owns?
Item Description: Pologize Potion
Once the aggrieved party ingests this potion, all transgressions perpetrated by the owner of this potion are forgiven and forgotten as if it never occurred.
This must be done within one hour after the incident, else it becomes too late pologize.
Clem - "LET'S GO SHOPPING!"
Boys - "Naw, maybe later."
Haha 😆
This reminds me something that happened back in school.
We had two english class groups. Mine was 11 girls and 3 boys (me included). Our teacher said:
-We have some extra time left because you just bolted trough what I had prepaired for this semester so we can watch a movie! There are two picks. Twilight or Euro trip. Should we take a vote?
I just instantly went:
-Do we really need to bother with this? I mean can we just skip the vote and move to watching Twilight?
Everyone laughed and after surprizing 11 to 3 vote we watched twilight. 😁
I don’t think Clem will get to go shopping with boys since Britt is going to leave in 2 to 4 episodes
@@TheEstafista It sounds like a giant fuck-up, because "Eurotrip" is really a worthwhile thing, unlike "Twilight". And it's not about biological gender, it's just two different values in cinema, how to compare shit with honey.
As someone from Straya, I hope they come across our famous armoured drop bears, which use funnel web spider based weapons.
Drop bears are bad, but the long and protracted war with the emus is something to reckon with 😅
Those the little bastards with the disease damage? 🤔
@@jdelark6428 Emus riding sharks shooting spiders while the sun shines 27 hours a day.🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌛🌞🌞🌞🌞
A drop bear riding an emu shooting swarms of red ants from its mouth and the emu poops out spider traps
Emus and Drop-Bears have devolved/evolved into strange Chimera type creatures.
An evolutionary feat by the Drop Bear, and a devolutionary hardship by everything else.
It's honestly so easy for me to forget Britt is a guest. Gonna be weird when she's gone 😔 Fits in so well and so many fun moments stem from her, such as the great location of the Bladesong's pologize home. Guess we just gotta get that second campaign up and running soon 😁😁😁
Yeah she's been great and not just cuz she's pretty
Hamish had great moments as well!
@@midastouch8307 True! They will both be missed at the next table 😔
@@glenndowdle1434 Are you implying that Hamish was not pretty?
@@KRONOS1909 Never!
I love how rob made Ellies characters family come back !
Oh shit, was she from that other rough family on Straya?
Ooh that's why that name sounds familiar.
I was hoping that'd be Elle's family. By the way which of BOB's brothers teleported them to the dead frost so many months ago?
@@ChaosPod it was FIB, right? Then we saw him in a dream getting grabbed by NAB because MOB wanted a word with him?
Here's hoping Eldwina makes a return in the near future.
Bless Adam for trying to move the story forward. -this is why he's my favorite-
Edit: I'm glad he did, really enjoyed the banter between Rob and Ben!
I’m going to love siting down and pologizing while watching this episode
Meanwhile...... Rob in Twitch is like:
my goodness, those guys made me so annoyed by singing too much of the "joke" Tulie to Pologize, when clearly the word: pologize is relax (or something else)
I wonder what future Rob in Twitch have to say for this episode. XD
It's too late
@@abm5119 To late, for what? ;)
Tolay to poligize
They never fail to leave us hyped up for the next episodes
Wow, I went back to watch episode 15 and Eldwina (Ellie's character) is from the family Custodiet! Guess we will be seeing another guest appearance in a couple episodes or so. Rob's genius at crafting interwoven storylines is truly remarkable!
I hope we get to see her
I can't wait til the doll in Badger actually does something
Or when he remembers xD
MAMA!
It already has done something, I'm waiting to see if it's used for anything else.
@uamaster12 all its done it fuse with him, nothing else
@@cresonbrandon so I imagine his change in desire to go back to honeywood after said fusion has nothing to do with said fusion?
@uamaster12 nope, if u payed attention, it was cause the whole lyathl thing and B.O.B. Demon and stuffs
Rowan's "overly dumb bodger" face never fails to make me laugh XD
After a couple months of binging I’m now caught up and have to patiently wait for new episodes.. outrageous! 😤
Thank you guys so much for this series and all VLDL videos really, you never fail to make me laugh and lately that life and work are pretty intense it helped me a lot.
Shoutout to Ben for being so hilarious and lovely as BOB, and to Rob, the most patient and incredible DM I ever seen, the planning and storytelling are just phenomenal, I love all of his NPCs and I’m so pumped for the Bladesongs’ party!
From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for everything you do. Much love from Italy~
Ilenia
I’m so glad that the subtitles are back! I don’t know if I was too early for last episode or if they weren’t typed up but the subtitles for these are one of my favorite parts! 😂 Just seeing “*Visual disgust*” or “*tut tut*” makes me laugh. I hope other people also appreciate the work that goes into these amazing captions!
I'm deaf so I kinda need them. But glad they serve duel function. The more people who don't complain about subtitles, the more subtitles will become mainstream and I can have them on all the things :D
Lor was busy last week, but she did get the SUBTitLE (humor) out on the Episode by Sunday so rewatch for the extra layer - and this weeks were spot on - as usual.
Poor Alan listening to talk of the animals and prison on Straya. "CANON!"
En before all the “exotic animals” that have normal names are actually super f*cked up uncanny valley nightmare monsters that bring out Greg’s old self just so he doesn’t break from looking at them.
I love B.O.B's family already
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
BOB’s family is something else haha! I need to rewatch the thieves guild where we met one of BOB’ family for the first time
And all of these throwbacks from off-hand comments are pure gold. Straya, the b-day traditions, all of it. Rob is the best DM!
Props to Mr. Hartley.
The amount of patience you go through I cannot fathom. Love it.
Greetings from Germany
In 28:58 , that was literally the question in my head this whole episode, there was just no chat about how they wanna get the information out of the bladesongs, just straight up walking in there 😂😂
#Standard
Have the dickheads EVER discussed having a plan? Early campaign Bodger pitched a fit anytime anyone asked too many questions or put thought into anything....
Just binged all of these in a month, got me back into my DnD phase, and thank you Rob for finally convincing me to try and become a DM. Will be running a small adventure for my friends as soon as i can. Thank you all for the inspiration, watching you guys have fun has been the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in years.
As recognised in the survival logic series, Adam is such a team mom; moving the plot forward steadfastly, allowing other to goof around and pologise.
The Bladesongs seem like a lovely family.
You guys really pulled an SNL here. The Tulane to Pologise bit was very funny but you just overkilled it. I would say it's the first time you've done that. Love the show
Omg Rob's costume!!!! Love it 😂 You killed the short black hair! So pretty!
Rob reaches a level of glamour we can only hope to achieve 😅
@@BrilLeahnt right! He literally look good on everything.... I can only dream ;-;
I'm glad somebody else said it.
haha 😆
@@KhanAndMrPointyEars no worry this is literally the first thing I thought when I saw it, so it's a crime if I didn't voice it ahahaha
This show makes me look forward to Thursday!
I appreciate that Rob accepted "pologizing" as a word so quickly that he even corrected Adam on the meaning of the word in character
Baradun face during the new inspiring speech is gold. Ol' Clammy Clem wasn't having it either.
Love how much fun DM had with the names. I can imagine him doing a Scrabble word search for *ab 😂
some of robs costumes are hilarious others have me questioning my sexuality
When you have charisma like Rob, gender becomes less relevant.
Ha ha ha ha
Rob has 20 charisma base and he's stolen Greg's eyes of charming
Rob does make a particularly fetching femme when he dons a long wig and figure-hugging dress. Oo-la-la!
New term:
Robsexual - person who feels sexual attraction to Robert Hartley
May we have a picture of the Bladesong family tree at some point, please?
Also, hope that BOB uses some down-time to catch up with his family. If you're seeing them only once in 100 years....
YES WE NEED A FAMILY TREE
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
@4:06 Ben’s shocked and appalled face 🫠😮💨
Ending freaked me out a bit, actually though Ben was breaking the 4th wall and talking to me for a moment. Then quickly remembered how common the name James is. I know there has been talk of having Britt join the other girls for a separate campaign but I actually wish she would stick around full time with this group. She balances the party a bit not only as a person but her character as well brings in a certain quirkiness to the party.
Got to love how Rob has no issue dressing up for a character, trully a theatre man. Rob, if you read this, i played Mother Simon in La fille mal gardée, so Kudos from a fellow actor.
The mark of a great actor
As I have played a young male hero in amateur theatre by strapping my chest. Tis a long tradition.
I've been waiting to see the rest of bladesongs for so long since the whole issue with "FIB". Rob doesn't disappoint 🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿
I like how we all forgot that Bodgers love interest was kidnapped in his vision from the first Hag, such ashame for Bodger when he finally realizes....
Wait what? In the vision I thought it was implied she was killed. If she's in trouble they MUST go on a side quest to save her!
@@aubreeclark9013 shes for sure dead by now
There literally hasn't been the time or space to address that. They only just escaped being trapped in Elowin.
Fast forward 2 years later.
I'm sure you saw that resolved
No spoilers please.
Btw
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
One of the best inspiring speeches yet. I loved Clem in the green screen.
Baradun was surely inspired by that speech. Inspired to demonstrate a thing or two.
When 5:27 Robert comes on screen as the elfish woman, wearing a black bra underneath a cream-colored dress. I bought it. That is devotion.
Always so conflicted between feeling sorry for Rob and laughing with the table jokes. The very many table jokes.
“Bodger Blodger you just won the Battle Royale! What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to Tuile to Pologize!”
One of the things I love about this show is that it reminds me of the campaigns my group used to play. I make sure that I'm awake every Thursday morning when the new episodes come out. ❤❤
This was one of the best episodes so far! The fights are fun but the dialogue is what makes this series gold.
this episode had me giggling like a child, I can’t wait to pologise in my own desert forest underwater castle at the mountaintop and watch it all again
With Lakefront View👍
I just noticed this episode that at the beginning introductions, Bob is using Hamish's picture and that is the funniest thing.
I have been waiting so long for meeting bobs family - next episode is gonna be so damn great
I'm so happy that we get to know some more of Bob's shady family. I'm looking forward to the next episode. 😄
I'm surprised that baradoon didn't just shout, "hey we have a bladesong with us"
Maybe it's because I'm watching this at not-quite-5 AM, but I took _far_ too much enjoyment from that Bladesong family tree 😂
(Here's hoping we meet DRAB and FAB before it's over!)
If Clem has her way about shopping, I've no doubt they'll meet FAB. I mean, what atypical shopoholic doesn't want to meet a fashionista?
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
Can I just say, you're party teeters on the brink of absolute chaos. It's enchanting that it hasn't devolved to absolute murder hoboing is a credit to your DM. Love it
New Headlines: "GM goes postal and bludgeons players to death with D&D rule books and a model ship"
Rowan, as he's bleeding out on the floor, lifts his head one final time and says "Is it Tuile to Pologise?"
All of this was caught on camera, including Ben's horrific demise, which started when the model of a storm giant entered his sphincter and erupted out through his chest cavity.
Love you all very much, but my sympathies lie with Rob.
I wanted to meet the bladesongs since we were introduced to FIB!
Rob's female characters are my favorites on the green screen. I love that the characters have different boob sizes too lol His dedication to the details shows how top notch he is.
Can't wait when Rob just goes and make a scene, when Bodger is brainwashed and wipes out entire team for all the foolery
Anyone else end up yelling at the screen “BOB! Have your dad THE BLADESMITH upgrade your swords, mate!!!”? 24:58
"..or my name isn't Baradun." Had me laughing quite a bit
Thanks Rowan, I only just got that song out of my head. Don't bother apologising, it's too late :P
Ooooh, the Bladesongs! I'm curious as to the fate of FIB.
He's probably on Tulie.
@@elanorglf He won't be pologizeing for long when he realizes Bob is back! Dude will finally be avenged.
It's Thursday! Time to sit back, pologose, and watch my favourite channel play my favourite game.
I like Marcellus as MOB's first name. Some Pulp Fiction fans in the crew!
Is that the guy who took out FIB?
HAHA 😆
Rowan using the Inspirational Speech to absolutely imprison his whole team and torture them for 10 straight minutes is perfectly in character
too bad rowan takes it too far and is just plays mentally handicapped
I feel personally attacked by Ben.
Luckily he can't successfully roll to hit. 😂
So...just a minute of ennui before you 'pologized' and moved on?
such a brilliant episode, leaving cliffhangers, having the WTF is going ON moments, letting the characters and the DM shine :) you guys are great, love y'all
Everyone, please keep an eye out for the new VLDL Book: "Pologize: How to get your DM to Quit!"
13:06 Baradun nat 20 on sleigh off hand skill check
We need a the Bob Bunch spin off, a series about bobs family.
"The Bladey bunch" was right there lol
Please Viva, never stop, never break up. I live for you.
12:35 Captions on - Hang in there Rob lol
I'd love to see all the notes on BOB's family 😄
Christ I thought the “pologise” thing was overdone in this episode, then they do a proper f****ng music video for it 😂🤷♂️😂
Ahhahaha love that Hamish has even replaced Ben on the intro pictures for Bob.
Well, you called me out, I'm James, I better go to your Patreon then! I'm from CHCH btw and love your guys stuff, every video is phenomenal. Much love to you guys!
Idk why but I think it would be awesome if anytime something becomes canon it becomes “cannon” and a lil cannon explosion goes to solidify it is in fact canyon.
Seconded
Impossible, since Poppy is gone. 😢
@@bjorntantau194 Just wait until Bodger's Grandfather's Hammer polymorphs someone into Poppy.
@@bjorntantau194 yo, shots fired. Not out of Poppy but shots fired! Why you do dis?
@@agirlnamedmichael1670 ayeeeeeeeee the return of Poppy! What if……they brought back one of the guys to make poppy the bbeg!!!!!!! Pissed cause Greg went all high and mighty?!
Thank you guys for doing this show!
5:27
The custodient family is definitely familiar name.
The first star guest’s name was Eldwina Elvina Custodient
Sidhip reminds me of that time when I introduce my players to the Lords of Sirensister, Hardfart and Wetminister. Then had them investigate the sewers in the district of Longdong.
"You might wanna change out of the white robes."
especially with BOB's dads name...
22:18 Father-son relationship goals
The only bladesongs they met literally stabbed dude in the back then sent them to the deadfrost and their first thought is, maybe if we tell them they're under investigation they will let us sleep there?!
Poor Dude.
We barely knew him.
Haha 😆
@@KhanAndMrPointyEars DUUUUUUDEEEE!!!!
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
Aww time flies too fast 😭 can't wait for the next episode! Bring a lot of laughter this episode lol
Rob's maths:
"100 years in elf time is roughly equivalent to 10 years in human time"
(a few moments later)
"...you realise this is AB! Last time you saw him he was about 50 years old so about 10 in human terms (not 5?) and he's not 150 so about 25 in human terms (not 15?)"
Lmao
Noticed ☝️🤦👍
When is Bob going to ask about Francis Ignacious Bladesong (FIB)? The brother that betrayed him and sent him to the Dead Frost?
23:27 who was NOB? I mean, what part of the story did I miss here?🤔🤷
Ohhhh I get it🥇👏👏👏
Slobbing the NOB🤭
I would literally prefer Rob over Matt Mercer as my GM. Im completely hooked on this adventure and I still can't get past Ep 1 season 1 of Critical Role.
Love you guys and keep up the amazing and hilarious work
The rivalry between Bodger and Baradun is getting more intense!
Yes but Bodger and Steven get along just fine.
Haha 😆
It's a good thing Baradun took it easy on ol' Bodger
@agirlnamedmichael1670 - give it a few levels and Bodger will feel the true pain of martial vs casters
5:45 best Rob drag performance
3:04 "Sanguine Correctional Facility's on Straya"
That name seems familiar, where have I heard that before?
Wait a minute, is that one of those "self-governing" prisons, where the prisoners form a society and the guards stay out of the politics?
Sanguine means hopeful, it also means bloody.
Don't know if the players feel it in the game process, but episodes like this one just somewhat remind me of those old action movies where some guys are carelessly and recklessly testing the patience of a humble Buddhist monk, who is patient enough (oh yes), but you never know when he's going to show his Shaolin trained side (with no anger whatsoever, of course). Well, good luck with that, guys! And it's good that at least Adam has a decent wisdom check on reading the room... And respect for Rob, he's reaching new levels of patience each time (though it would be better if he hadn't had to).
NOW LISTEN HERE FOR I HAVE A STRATEGY THAT WOULD'VE GAVE CLEM SHARK A FIGHTING CHANCE: The hammer when thrown will come back to Bodger. Clem shark could anticipate the attack and at the moment the hammer starts going back to Bodger, she bites down the hammer thus using the hammer's ability to return to Bodger to close the distance and using the shear mass and momentum of the shark to cause damage. It renders Bodger's hammer ability against him. So, what do you think?
make a dex check to see if you can clamp down on the hammer as it flies past.
They are actually describing Lake Tahoe in Nevada😅😅
I didn't know lake Tahoe was on an island?
Haha 😆
@@KhanAndMrPointyEars emerald bay has an island😅
You've beaten a dead horse into the Plank Epoch singularity.
I cant wait for Mob to Rob Bob
Hearing Rowan/Bodger singing in these last few episodes has got me fervently hoping for a return of the music parodies of VLDL of old