I have one: You get 1 million dollars, tax free, but every time you see a mime, you must fight it to the death. But you have to fight it using mimed weapons, the mime will do the same
darkj3di666 The mime weapons will act like real weapons (but only when fighting mimes) so you could, for example, cut off their heads highlander style with a mimed sword, and they can do the same to you
Cedric Wyche Can't remember exactly which one it was but he said he was uncomfortable being topless in bed with a girl that wasn't Meg and he had to do that for a scene, I know I'm not going crazy lol
I've also noticed that in the cut aways when he is breaking the boards: His hair is blue. So I think they filmed the table part before he dyed his hair. Then when they filmed the cut aways, he at that point had dyed his hair blue.
With the first one, a bar fight would be hilarious. You get into an argument with a dude at the bar, and he picks up a barstool and breaks it over your head, but it just falls apart harmlessly
I laughed so hard at this one. From Jeremy breaking boards with his crotch, to Gavin's crotch screaming during a pat down, to Barbara face swapping with Aaron. A+ guys!
Regarding the first one, you can work around that fairly easy. Keep your mattress directly on the floor, use baskets instead of dressers, and go Japanese style with mats and a kotatsu instead of couches/chairs/etc. That million dollars can easily be used to help adapt your home for your condition. Also, like you guys mentioned, you're suddenly amazing at that kung-fu breaking stuff. Use your newfound skills for a job in the movie industry, or put on shows where you show off your talents. That income added to the million dollars will be a lot sweeter of a deal. Second one also wouldn't be too bad. Just wear an athletic cup until your daily "incident". That should prevent other people from seeing anything. Also, thirty seconds of an odd sound, people aren't necessarily going to realize where it's coming from until after it's done, and the people who do know where it's coming from due to hearing it multiple times probably know the upside to your deal. The other thing with the second choice is, what physical sensation do you feel when it's going on? It might be a bigger concern if you're going to need to clean up afterwards. Although, if you have a girlfriend/wife/significant other, you might be spending a good part of the day at times trying to hit that specific time when you two are alone.
I can’t believe this is where the opening to gavin’s rap came from. It looks movie quality. I thought maybe it was some 30 minute short I hadn’t seen. Not some 5 minute MDB video. Content continues to amaze!
Needs to include the fist wood getting chopped. As of now it just shows it already broken, then he chops the second one and then the third with his crotch. I'd call that last move the pelvic pulverizer.
If you 'concentrated' you mean she went off once for a couple of minutes and the youtube comments section got triggered by it so hard they still have nightmares.
Fun fact, breaking a 1-inch thick pine board is the amount of pressure it takes to break a human rib. When you stack them, if you don't put spacers between each board it multiplies the effect.
Can we only not open it conventionally, or like, if there's a fire and the whole house burns down, is the door still going to be standing there, impenetrable?
Yeah it is breakable but imagine walking to the supermarket everyday or work and having to break though their doors to get Inside, you'll probably be hated pretty quickly
Brandon Cantoran i don't know when she started, but she did mention it on podcast that she started going. I'm pretty sure it's Aaron who convinced her.
Jeremy was hilarious in the karate scene lmao
The look he has after the thrust is amazing haha
there was a sex gif in there somewhere
laughed so hard i had to rewind the episode to see what i missed while laughing.
+Aj Schachtner
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I have one:
You get 1 million dollars, tax free, but every time you see a mime, you must fight it to the death.
But you have to fight it using mimed weapons, the mime will do the same
Sooo...a fist fight, then?
darkj3di666
The mime weapons will act like real weapons (but only when fighting mimes) so you could, for example, cut off their heads highlander style with a mimed sword, and they can do the same to you
Deathnotefan97 I don’t see a lot of mimes so I’ll take it.
Well, I'm a million dollars richer
That hilarious!!
We shall never know how Barbara's scenario would work with herself
That also growl, but indepentantly from each other.
There's a movie called Chatterbox that answers that question.
So this is the one where Gavin had to do a bed scene, but kept his shirt on for Meg.
yea I thought that seemed familiar too from that podcast I think
When did he mention that?
Cedric Wyche Can't remember exactly which one it was but he said he was uncomfortable being topless in bed with a girl that wasn't Meg and he had to do that for a scene, I know I'm not going crazy lol
yeah he, barb, and burnie all talked abt if they would opt out of doing romantic/sexy scenes with someone else for the sake of their partner
Barb: You and I will have a fun time.
you hear that? in the distance? some blue guys is saying "Bow chika bow wow!"
No, I think he's turquoise. Cyan? I don't know.
At least it's not face swap day :P
Bow chika bow wow
Jinx The Babe Cannon so true
Jinx The Babe Cannon I read that as I heard her say that lmao
This is Jeremy's funniest video. The scenes with him were gold
Man these are awakening memories I forgot I had
Jeremy's acting as well as ideas were superb. It so easy to film, and they nailed the presentation along with commentary.
This is my favorite rooster teeth series so far. They have to keep making these!
I would totally take scenario 2. If it went off at the gym I would be like "That's right! I trained it!"
the quality of these shoots is getting really good. i love it
We need an episode with Geoff, Gavin, and Griffon
geoff griffon millie
I like to think of Gavin as the son they never had.
+Falsimer I thought I was the only one
Falsimer aye
TRIPLE G!!!!!!!
How old is the footage of them at the table? Jeremy has brown hair.
Huh. Maybe the table read was recorded when Jeremy was preparing to dye his hair blue. There is a tint difference in the hair after all.
His hair was green before that, though he might have dyed it brown again and then blue after
I've also noticed that in the cut aways when he is breaking the boards: His hair is blue. So I think they filmed the table part before he dyed his hair. Then when they filmed the cut aways, he at that point had dyed his hair blue.
he also doesn't have a wedding ring on? isn't he married?
DONSTER
He wasn't married at the point of him having brown hair.
1:40 Jeremy... If you don't lift up the seat when you pee, you deserve to get splashed
At 0:12 I was wondering since when Barb's butt is so thicc. Then I realized it's just padding :D
Barbara's face at the end is terrifying!
This episode was the best in a while.
I would take that last one for 5 dollars and a kit Kat to be honest lol
I would need 12 dollars and a high five.
$7.50 and a twix bar
I just want to watch the hour long discussions that they trim to make these.
With the first one, a bar fight would be hilarious.
You get into an argument with a dude at the bar, and he picks up a barstool and breaks it over your head, but it just falls apart harmlessly
he'd think your Superman probably.
I laughed so hard at this one. From Jeremy breaking boards with his crotch, to Gavin's crotch screaming during a pat down, to Barbara face swapping with Aaron. A+ guys!
Little J is the chef costume was the best part
Regarding the first one, you can work around that fairly easy. Keep your mattress directly on the floor, use baskets instead of dressers, and go Japanese style with mats and a kotatsu instead of couches/chairs/etc. That million dollars can easily be used to help adapt your home for your condition. Also, like you guys mentioned, you're suddenly amazing at that kung-fu breaking stuff. Use your newfound skills for a job in the movie industry, or put on shows where you show off your talents. That income added to the million dollars will be a lot sweeter of a deal.
Second one also wouldn't be too bad. Just wear an athletic cup until your daily "incident". That should prevent other people from seeing anything. Also, thirty seconds of an odd sound, people aren't necessarily going to realize where it's coming from until after it's done, and the people who do know where it's coming from due to hearing it multiple times probably know the upside to your deal.
The other thing with the second choice is, what physical sensation do you feel when it's going on? It might be a bigger concern if you're going to need to clean up afterwards. Although, if you have a girlfriend/wife/significant other, you might be spending a good part of the day at times trying to hit that specific time when you two are alone.
Imagine just going into a furniture shop and breaking everything
Jeremy's karate sequence is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Best 30 seconds of my day, by far.
one of the best I've seen. performances of the scenarios were so awesome. Great job, guys
I find it hilarious how this is age restricted!
Watch the 2 scenario and you’ll know why
4:12 is basically the black hole sun music video
This is probably in my top 5 episodes of MDB; Jeremy's karate montage and Gavin's eye effects were top-notch
Season Finale already? but there have been only 4 episodes this season (I think)
It;s one of the more expensive shows they produce.
maybe because they do a few live streams of the game? but i dont think any of them have had the regulars for youtube Million dollars but
There were actually 6 episodes, but it did feel like 3-4 episodes.
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Well, they bought about a grand worth of ikea furniture to break for this episode so...money.
Again, definitely a no to all three. They'd make me go insane lol.
Pretty sure I'd take the 2nd one. It's just 30 seconds and it might impress some people ;)
theeshyguy1 i would definitely take the 3rd one it doesnt sound like a problem at all dont know why people are acting like it’s horrrible
3:16 love the shot of gavin
One year upload anniversary! Still one of my favorite trios.
I like how they think a concrete block, wood panels and doors are furniture
But the door is furnishing the house!
But the door is furnishing the house!
But the door is furnishing the house!
If you live in my neighborhood they are.
If you can sit on it, it's a chair.
I can’t believe this is where the opening to gavin’s rap came from. It looks movie quality. I thought maybe it was some 30 minute short I hadn’t seen. Not some 5 minute MDB video. Content continues to amaze!
I like that they pulled a fully decorated cake out of an oven
Jeremy is so good in this. One of the best guests on MDB
I like how part of it was recorded before Jeremy dyed his hair, but the live action shots are current cause he has blue hair.
Omg Barbara's "your on druuuuuugs" face is gonna keep me up at night man
The karate montage was on point
The effect of the eyes on Gavin like the ring around them makes him look like a superhero it looks kinda badass
What a great Finale!
Great job guys!
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This was the funniest things from RT I've seen in awhile.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I was actually crying and had to pause the video to take a piss
love the MDB keep it going
4:12 nightmare fuel
I might not be able to unsee that...
...oh god.....
DXP Smoke I guarantee that clip scarred anyone who was high.
Acura TL GTLM Wasn't high, still scarred
somewhat high, reminded me of the old live action Scooby doo movies
These are some of the best videos on youtube
Barbara has to be the most chillist person to hangout with
God damn I love the skits they come up with
Jeremy has gifted us with one of the greatest reaction gifs of all time. i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2016/k-Doui.gif
This is the next biggest thing...
Needs to include the fist wood getting chopped. As of now it just shows it already broken, then he chops the second one and then the third with his crotch. I'd call that last move the pelvic pulverizer.
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It would be so much better if you included the first chop too
Put this playlist on the side and when I glanced over at 4:17 Gavin's shirt said MILF hahaha
A million dollars, but... every time you trip over, you crap your pants.
I'd take it.
Well, that's easy. Just don't trip...
@Raymond and don't tell anyone about this. Some would definitely try to make you trip.
Violently
I loved the scene with Jeremy breaking the boards XD
The price of all these props! Great season everyone and I'll be excited to see the next one!!!
Seriously though, WTF is the production value on this stuff? So many actors and sets through out the series. Keep up the good work!
This was funny that little J was breaking the wood in this one. It seems he was preparing for Gavins desk
I haven't belly laughed like that in a while. I needed that, thank you!
About time we get a good funny episode!
we need more lil j here😂😂
The world needs more Jeremy. Specifically, more Jeremy doing karate.
4:15 - "Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain."
This ep was fantastic. Shame seasons are so short
the editors and directors on this is too good
omg jeremy is SOO FUNNY IN THIS.
This is the best one yet!
"When you get really tired at night..."
**sun is still up in the recreation**
the best show yet
Season finale?! No! I can't HANDle this!
:D
Best series on rooster teeth
1:12 is that why Kat loves Jeremy so much XD
0:30 "Your really tired at night" when it appears to be the middle of the day. Maybe I'm just stupid but it looks like sunshine through the window.
The special effects in this vid were impressive!
I got my expansion two days ago. Love the new cards, thank you!
how would the penial pandemonium work for Barbara?
She said it would be your crotch that made noises. It would still work for her.
30 seconds of feral boobage
Clitoral Cataclysm
this was an awesome episode!!
Just a million for that last one? I'd take it for a paper clip and a pack of copic markers
Picture frame one is the best! LMFAO
This has probably been the funniest one I've seen yet
Im guessing Gavin was 40 minutes late then
Million dollar buts is such a great show.
One of the best they've done
0:28
Loving the Honnouji Academy shirt.
0:25 I don't understand everybody's hatred for mica... She seems alright here
She's like concentrated tumblr cancer.
I kinda like Mica, I think she's funny and kinda cute
If you 'concentrated' you mean she went off once for a couple of minutes and the youtube comments section got triggered by it so hard they still have nightmares.
To be fair it was about 20 mins
I'd say she's more misguided by Tumblr than concentrated tumblr.
She seems too smart to actually be a tumblrtard/Anita Sarkeesian worshiper.
This was a good one, really funny scenarios.
Thank you Barbara for saying "Lot of Money". The episodes aren't the same without it.
Good to see Jeremy is well hydrated
lil J in that karate scene is my favourite thing ever.
Fun fact, breaking a 1-inch thick pine board is the amount of pressure it takes to break a human rib. When you stack them, if you don't put spacers between each board it multiplies the effect.
Jeremy + Hai Yah! = Many Funnies
Jeremy must have accepted the breakaway furniture one, with how he kicked Gav's desk.
Please make more of these 😩
A million dollars, but your chair changes colors between scenes
How about new episodes? I love this!!!
The last scenario was one of the best ever
this made me laugh so hard. I haven't had that in a long time
Million dollars but... every time you open a door when it closes it is now permanently closed to you and you can't open it ever again
is it no longer openable or only you can't open it?
Can we only not open it conventionally, or like, if there's a fire and the whole house burns down, is the door still going to be standing there, impenetrable?
Izzy41630 say we can't open it period, if it's only us... We're millionaires, we can pay someone to open the doors for us (it really depends)
Yeah it is breakable but imagine walking to the supermarket everyday or work and having to break though their doors to get Inside, you'll probably be hated pretty quickly
DJGarboot ok... So it's not life risking, just inconvenient...
How about having a doorman, does that work?
Best one yet!
Still can't believe Kobe scored 60...
How can you not believe that
Boy wait till you find out what he did to Toronto
they let him lol
lol that's a lot of padding they put on barb
I was gonna say... nearly fooled me for a second there. Gotta protect the booty from being stabbed by wood some how though.
I was like.. Dam Barb must be doing squats now
Regular Dude maybe, she is going to the gym now,
what? when?
Brandon Cantoran i don't know when she started, but she did mention it on podcast that she started going. I'm pretty sure it's Aaron who convinced her.
Not much stuff makes me laugh but scenario 2 made me laugh a lot
that first segment was the most accurate Ikea ad ever made.